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  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow ปีที่แล้ว +49251

    What an honor, thank you for having me on, Mr. IH, Sir, Madame 😅

  • @Wendigoon
    @Wendigoon ปีที่แล้ว +21033

    I mean this as both a threat and promise: I will beat the VR Walmart hall monitor to death

    • @ballerrr273
      @ballerrr273 ปีที่แล้ว +590

      chad energy

    • @dawsbox1726
      @dawsbox1726 ปีที่แล้ว +762

      Looking forward to that 37 minute unedited upload, followed by you looking at the camera and saying "you're next"

    • @bonebrothyt
      @bonebrothyt ปีที่แล้ว +445

      If you skip her death cutscene you can dupe like 50 milks back home

    • @zZwingli
      @zZwingli ปีที่แล้ว +215

      watch as in 10 years time Wendigoon is gonna get sued by the AI

    • @nathanielcrosby2426
      @nathanielcrosby2426 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Based

  • @hotdiggedydemon
    @hotdiggedydemon ปีที่แล้ว +6517

    I'm so frustrated that he didn't finish the story about his clogged toilet.

    • @CaJoel
      @CaJoel ปีที่แล้ว +190

      aren’t we all

    • @axeties3087
      @axeties3087 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      walter

    • @ZapchonNG
      @ZapchonNG ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hi Max

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it ends with him using a bucket instead

    • @floydnimrod1826
      @floydnimrod1826 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Also, wouldnt dumping suphuric acid in water make it really really hot?

  • @Jackie89000
    @Jackie89000 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    "Cat litter will dissolve."
    Cat litter is scientifically engineered to clump and absorb moisture, not dissolve. Cat litter in your toilet is the worst idea you can have

    • @ryanv1279
      @ryanv1279 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Not the worst idea, quikrete probably be worse tbf.

    • @rattlestormrepublic4874
      @rattlestormrepublic4874 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Why didn't he just flush the paper one lot at a time?

    • @jason_always_painting3994
      @jason_always_painting3994 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It kiils sea otters actually

    • @Jackie89000
      @Jackie89000 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jason_always_painting3994 Sea Otters are mean.

    • @muscleoffigus
      @muscleoffigus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unfortunately, I has done this before, with a whole tray 😩

  • @elijahbachrach6579
    @elijahbachrach6579 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    I always thought the “hole” in mens underwear was just a clever way to sew two sheets of fabric together in a way that they glide over each other and allow the geometry to accommodate any bulge.

    • @dillybilly5182
      @dillybilly5182 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      I've never thought about it this way, interesting take

    • @obiwankenobi661
      @obiwankenobi661 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      what about elastane?

    • @TheSwedishHistorian
      @TheSwedishHistorian ปีที่แล้ว +101

      its great if you are wearing a suit

    • @johnathanbowers5433
      @johnathanbowers5433 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@TheSwedishHistorian this is what i've always thought it was for.

    • @Finder245
      @Finder245 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Yup, I am pretty sure that is its real purpose, and it also makes it easy to identify the front.

  • @disgruntledcashier503
    @disgruntledcashier503 ปีที่แล้ว +7769

    The dumbest thing about the Walmart Metaverse thing is that's it's VR. You could make it literally anything. You could act like you're shopping in a Tuscan farmer's market or a Star Wars Bazaar or something. Instead it's just shopping at fucking Walmart but in VR.

    • @JarfTaco
      @JarfTaco ปีที่แล้ว +788

      Oh my god, how did I not realize that? That is literally the ONLY thing that Walmart could have done to differentiate the VR store from their main website and they completely missed it.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 ปีที่แล้ว +751

      They’re selling the fantasy of a completely empty Walmart, with no crazy Karens or screaming children.

    • @officerspider7996
      @officerspider7996 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Tbf Walmart on its own is more dangerous than whatever you just mentioned

    • @XforrestgumpX
      @XforrestgumpX ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@JarfTaco also why would you want to put on a headset and go wall around a virtual store putting virtual products in your virtual cart to buy it, instead of just using their website.

    • @JarfTaco
      @JarfTaco ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@XforrestgumpXThat’s what I’m saying! If they’re not going to add anything fun to the experience, why bother?

  • @Turtlesfirekannons
    @Turtlesfirekannons ปีที่แล้ว +7775

    The reason we know about the Roman toilet sponge is because a gladiator wanted to kill himself rather than fight, and since the toilets were the only place he wasn't monitored he took the sponge and choked himself to death with it. A lot of facts about everyday life in history are only known because of court cases and investigations, since that's the only time people found things like bathroom habits and sleeping schedules worth documenting.

    • @Ironclad17
      @Ironclad17 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

      He...choked on the communal toilet sponge? That was preferable?

    • @normalyoutube4556
      @normalyoutube4556 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      whatever means necessary

    • @ezekielbrockmann114
      @ezekielbrockmann114 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Taste the Rainbow!

    • @JaneDoeValentine
      @JaneDoeValentine ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ironclad17 I mean, if you lose the fight you die painfully but if you win, you have to keep fighting until you eventually die.

    • @vatonage1599
      @vatonage1599 ปีที่แล้ว +688

      What exactly could drive a man to suicide via communal sponge rather than continue with his life?

  • @DarkSamus288
    @DarkSamus288 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    As a plumber, that toilet clog sounds like an absolute nightmare.

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      IH replied to another person asking about the clog... He said the plumber told him it was no big deal. Seems hard to believe, but I guess he wouldn't lie about it. 🤷‍♂️

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      @@TroubleToby3040That plumber definitely lied to make him feel better. In the trades, you comfort the idiot who made the problem, keep your head down and handle the problem, then go back to the office with a new story to tell everyone

    • @johnreese7973
      @johnreese7973 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      My biggest concern is, did IH warn the plumber of the acid? Because that could be dangerous to unclog.

    • @DarkSamus288
      @DarkSamus288 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@johnreese7973 100% agree.

  • @aaronmelgar7116
    @aaronmelgar7116 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Holy shit, the unannounced videos at 1:42 foreshadowing the painting, theater and (presumably) wine "Become Fancy" videos.

    • @JSzekely
      @JSzekely 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Whoa wait you’re blowing my mind… how long has he been working on these

  • @gw9828
    @gw9828 ปีที่แล้ว +5377

    No clipping into a textureless void while simply trying to buy milk sounds like a very futuristic problem, until you realise 'Take On Me' already warned us of that back in 1985

    • @flashter6101
      @flashter6101 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Who knew that music video has been warning us of the backrooms for decades

    • @cobracrystal_
      @cobracrystal_ ปีที่แล้ว +62

      milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Such a phenomenal music video, even almost 40 years later

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "No clipping into a textureless void while simply trying to buy milk sounds like a very futuristic problem"
      But...but The Backrooms was from the 80's. 🤔 Was there a Wal-mart in The Backrooms? 🤨

    • @NyanGeneral
      @NyanGeneral ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cobracrystal_ milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk

  • @cly_
    @cly_ ปีที่แล้ว +7177

    The white pixelated guy is cool, but nothing will ever surpass Nordman

    • @eddydrouet1888
      @eddydrouet1888 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@wealthybone2990 the one from the ad read

    • @Malkovith2
      @Malkovith2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Every good thing must come to an end. Do not stretch the joke into infinity pls.

    • @Freiyoi6193
      @Freiyoi6193 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Darn I was going to say shadow man but he killed nordman and is the character for raid shadow legends ads. I can’t argue with that

    • @hanneslundin346
      @hanneslundin346 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Morbman

    • @senzasmentalissues474
      @senzasmentalissues474 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wealthybone2990 then why would you ask tho?

  • @YoutubePizzer
    @YoutubePizzer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    jon says “i can’t do a patrick impression” cut to him doing a pitch-perfect patrick impression

  • @connermccaughey3911
    @connermccaughey3911 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    The toilet story made me feel like my life is much more together than I thought.

  • @corylong5808
    @corylong5808 ปีที่แล้ว +10199

    I love how the topic is the future and they then spend the whole episode talking about the ancient past.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one ปีที่แล้ว +324

      That's where the future COMES FROM!
      XD

    • @noaag
      @noaag ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jamesmitch9792 past view? Who said it was in the past? I saw that "apology" on H3 and it was nothing.

    • @lucasnogueira1137
      @lucasnogueira1137 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@jamesmitch9792 he did make fun of that with the whole interview bit

    • @RandomHistoric
      @RandomHistoric ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@jamesmitch9792 OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT, A CONTENT CREATOR SAID SOMETHING BAD, GUYS GUYS
      What kind of fascist psycho stops watching videos from someone because of his personal believes? He is not your friend, you don't interact with him, you are just watching his content and he is not less or more interesting because of what he believes outside of youtube.

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesmitch9792 Oh shut up

  • @juliankohler5086
    @juliankohler5086 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    This is the funniest thing in the world. I'm already aching all over from laughing. I'm home alone so I can laugh as madly as I want and nobody will judge me or feel bothered.

    • @thetiniestpirate
      @thetiniestpirate ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We love that for you

    • @Glutahhn
      @Glutahhn ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same .... It's been so long the novelty has worn off I think I take it for granted now

    • @ShivaOO7
      @ShivaOO7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for sharing that with us.

    • @ethanwasme4307
      @ethanwasme4307 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's funny when people don't realise they share the earth with people like me who have supersonic hearing 😭😭😭

    • @HauyneX
      @HauyneX ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can hear you

  • @ZitiPatrol
    @ZitiPatrol ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I love and miss Jon improvising on the spot. This made my year.

    • @lt.random210
      @lt.random210 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      these ITFs have unreal replay value

  • @orlandocabrera8232
    @orlandocabrera8232 ปีที่แล้ว +4441

    the story with the cat shitting and the chilli oil, pouring yourself water to clean a chocolate stain and this clogged toilet story makes me think you actually are one of those people who constantly fail in infomercials

    • @winshwe9752
      @winshwe9752 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Lol. I've never thought of that.

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples ปีที่แล้ว +105

      While not constant, I have had multiple infomercials where upon seeing them I thought, “oh shit, that’s me.”

    • @DianeAarts
      @DianeAarts ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @rock3793
      @rock3793 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      what do you mean adding paper towels, clay, and sulfuric acid doesn't fix a toilet?

    • @griffguy
      @griffguy ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "Nothing will fit in my urethra!"

  • @aaronjustice9020
    @aaronjustice9020 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    "Take me to the sporting goods."
    "You already have 50,000 rounds of ammunition at home. Should I put this back?"
    "No."

    • @VelvetColt
      @VelvetColt ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Lmao "our records indicate you lost your rifle in a boating accident. Should we put the 5.56 ammunition back on the shelf?"

    • @unixtreme
      @unixtreme ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No, there's class tomorrow.
      Someone in America.

    • @Novous
      @Novous ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ah, a man of white culture, I see!

    • @Swindle1984
      @Swindle1984 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      "A man can never have too many books, too much wine, or too much ammunition." - Rudyard Kipling
      Buy it cheap, stack it deep.

    • @bandit6272
      @bandit6272 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      50,000 rounds is a good start.

  • @themadhi-hatter6849
    @themadhi-hatter6849 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "No one gets me wet..like the river.."

  • @MundMoriginal
    @MundMoriginal ปีที่แล้ว +9394

    The world's slowest content releaser, partnered with the world's 2nd slowest content releaser. What a time to be alive!

    • @swipeslogjack_tgaming9472
      @swipeslogjack_tgaming9472 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      All we need now is Michael reeves

    • @solosabbath8940
      @solosabbath8940 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Meanwhile me still waiting *checks* 8 years for the rest of the Conker's BFD director's commentary play-through.

    • @Tolwrath
      @Tolwrath ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Indeed, what a time. I wonder if there's anyone who didnt upload for an entire decade.

    • @HalfOtaku
      @HalfOtaku ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@Tolwrath that one guy that uploaded "me at the zoo"

    • @Greyinkling276
      @Greyinkling276 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They should both help work on star citizen

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    I'm honestly surprised that he went straight for the sulfuric acid instead of just buying the toilet unclogging fluid from the supermarket, he really chose the nuclear option.

    • @calebangell77
      @calebangell77 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      He chose literally all the worst things you could possibly flush down the toilet. I feel bad for the plumber who had to unclog that.

    • @stevepickford3004
      @stevepickford3004 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@calebangell77 I don't. He would have paid a small fortune. Plumbers make very good money. The plumber probably feels bad you get paid so little for your work

    • @fwoqma
      @fwoqma ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@stevepickford3004 at least i'm not elbow deep in cat litter caked paper towels

    • @sarahtonin58913
      @sarahtonin58913 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sulfuric acid is actually a really good drain unclogger (assuming your pipes can survive it) and it's actually sold at a lot of hardware stores for that purpose.

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 ปีที่แล้ว

      Britain is on that nanny-state pussy bullshit, but I can get that stuff at Walmart 😂

  • @lando7206
    @lando7206 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I could watch these two just talk about whatever for hours on end

  • @Garian9
    @Garian9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The editing was incredible. 'Press X to skip' part killed me.

  • @NinjaMan47
    @NinjaMan47 ปีที่แล้ว +3445

    "I'll add in cat litter to the toilet. Cat litter dissolves right?" No. It literally is made of clay, which is super absorbant and can basically expand forever. Somehow IH picked the worst things imaginable to try to flush.

    • @franxx941
      @franxx941 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Lmao and then let throw some random acid, that should fix it... i Kinda want to know how it ended what the plumber said at the end after seeing such sight.

    • @joshuaanson5939
      @joshuaanson5939 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      You mean you shouldn't pour cement mix down your clogged toilet?

    • @rainedans8684
      @rainedans8684 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh I think he's just being satirical

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But the clay dissolves because it's just sugar. That's all cat litter really is, and sugar dissolves in water just fine.

    • @Number_055
      @Number_055 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The clay litter doesn't dissolve, but the crystal litter which my family uses does dissolve very rapidly. Flushes nicely.

  • @tsunderemerc2963
    @tsunderemerc2963 ปีที่แล้ว +2016

    As a Walmart employee, I can confirm that people try to wall clip and backwards long jump to steal alcohol on a daily basis

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      A man called Spiffing Brit already hacks the steam summer sales.

    • @IGNerBrasil
      @IGNerBrasil ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But *in real life.* Oh, that looks hilarious in my mind hahahah

    • @landodjango8107
      @landodjango8107 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      >Walmart employee
      I'm so sorry

    • @Flabulo
      @Flabulo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@carbon1255 How could he do that when the Steam Summer Sales are perfectly balanced with no exploits?

    • @revilno
      @revilno ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You work at Walmart?
      Escape.

  • @calebmurphy7343
    @calebmurphy7343 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Yes, I use the front hole/flap in my boxer briefs all the time. Anyone that hasn’t done that has never hunted or worn a shit ton of layers in cold weather or generally pissed outside a lot.
    I have never once worried about pissing myself with it. You just don’t start until you have it out, problem solved 😂

    • @seasnaill2589
      @seasnaill2589 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      'I know nobody who does that'
      Course you don't IH, you live in Australia!

    • @VidweII
      @VidweII ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that maybe it's more of a problem for men 'differently blessed' if you get my meaning hahaha.

    • @DialecticalMaterialismRocks
      @DialecticalMaterialismRocks ปีที่แล้ว

      Pissing out of the hole < pulling your pants and underwear full down
      ~ Feels good man

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm wearing a shitton of layers in cold weather right now. I have NEVER done that, you animal.

    • @Openeyees
      @Openeyees ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cold weather 101 right here

  • @Ariwari5298
    @Ariwari5298 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    These two are perfect together they both take a lifetime to upload one video

  • @milkitea669
    @milkitea669 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    The great thing about Walmart is that the employees have no interest in talking to you, so a virtual employee constantly bugging you ruins the walmart experience.

    • @fife8332
      @fife8332 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I live in India where workers are expected to follow you around and show you stuff... I love India but that drives me nuts.

    • @milkitea669
      @milkitea669 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@fife8332 I understand the principal, but that would get annoying fast lmao. Here in the U.S. we don't care about anything.

    • @anonymous10099
      @anonymous10099 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get da fuck out!

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I work at Walmart and I do quite the contrary.
      I actually WILL follow you around and help because that means I do not have to do real work and the manager can not send me to do something else.

    • @milkitea669
      @milkitea669 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@melvinmerkelhopper5752 big brain thinking.

  • @TheAtlasReview
    @TheAtlasReview ปีที่แล้ว +2541

    I am 100% with you in thinking the Roman Communal Shit Sponge was bullshit.
    Either everybody had their own, or the communal sponge was just used as a toilet brush. There is NO WAY that Romans were cool with wiping with the same wretched sponge that Fat Flavius just used.

    • @brandonhenley3597
      @brandonhenley3597 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Agree. They probably cleaned the seat before sitting, or something.

    • @Crit-Multiplier
      @Crit-Multiplier ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They didnt know that bacteria exist.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crit-Multiplier They still had noses! Its not like they didn't know shit was bad for you or they wouldnt have invented an entire sophisticated system for removing it quickly and safely. Humans made some serious steps backwards during the dark ages, people know in ancient times to stay away from human shit

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      @@Crit-Multiplier they still wre not fans of other people's poop

    • @raulponce9012
      @raulponce9012 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crit-Multiplier I mean, it still would be pretty obvious that it wouldn't feel good to rub more poop on your already not so clean ass, I mean you would maybe do it twice and say "nah this shit sucks I'm gonna bring my own next time"

  • @rebeccaspookyduran7864
    @rebeccaspookyduran7864 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I want to hear the rest of that toilet story. Did he eventually call the plumber? You know they make liquid plumber. That might have worked before you put the kitty litter in maybe I don't know. Usually that's to get hair and feces broken apart. I can't believe you put sulfuric acid in your toilet. My husband has to use that when he does a pool. He builds pools so sometimes he has to clean the original pull out when it's a remodel. That stuff smokes like in the picture that they show. Surprised he didn't steam up his old bathroom with sulfuric acid. I imagine that's what happened. That's hilarious. He could have went and bought a snake at home Depot or whatever home Depot is out there. Just ran it down his toilet probably would have unclogged it. There is a number of things that he could have done besides put cat litter and sulfuric acid and his toilet. That's hilarious to me. Okay back to the video before I go to work

    • @VidweII
      @VidweII ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Liquid plumber isn't for and doesn't work on most toilets, because of their geometry. It's made to be thicker than water and sink, so in a toilet it just collects at the lowest part, when a toilet actually drains up a bit before going back down. Their design makes it harder for sewer gases in ingress.
      But you are right that a snake is what he really needed.
      *I have no idea why I wrote you such a long comment. Shit. Must be that bored. Carry on stranger.

    • @juani2929
      @juani2929 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need to know!

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so the clog is still there but the acid sits long enough to just melt the pipes

    • @MiguelMorales85
      @MiguelMorales85 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t believe that story is real.

  • @s70rk
    @s70rk ปีที่แล้ว +27

    WAIT, how did the clogged toilet saga end? You can't just leave it there!

  • @PokefreakMaster333
    @PokefreakMaster333 ปีที่แล้ว +1870

    “DONT WORRY, WE HAVE A COUPON FOR YOUR BAIL” is the most underrated joke this century and I won’t sit for it

    • @44almm
      @44almm ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what does this comment even mean

    • @PokefreakMaster333
      @PokefreakMaster333 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@44almm it’s means MY MOM

    • @samline7605
      @samline7605 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Regular Show Muscle Man intensifies*

    • @thewhitemask
      @thewhitemask ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died at that part lol

    • @AIpuchino
      @AIpuchino ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@44almm This sir, is how tiktokkers sound

  • @morrowsent4299
    @morrowsent4299 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    Hearing internet historian talk about the psychotic ways he tried to clear a clogged toilet is perhaps the greatest sequence this channel has ever produced

    • @insertnamehere917
      @insertnamehere917 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And with no resolution :( truly a story of all time

    • @sinn4650
      @sinn4650 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a miracle his porcelain toilet hasn't shattered from the boiling water and the hydrofluoric acid

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For those who encounter a clogged toilet, pour a whole bottle of dawn dish detergent down. Then plunge.

    • @mayathepsychiic
      @mayathepsychiic ปีที่แล้ว +19

      idk man the psychotic texting story was pretty fucking good

    • @whitegemgames
      @whitegemgames ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That fact that his first thought was to use cat litter and tried a plunger after that has me baffled

  • @revkun
    @revkun ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Imagine a high schooler preforming a pro level Mario 64 BLJ wallclip to buy him and his friends a case of natty lite

  • @thatguy-dh1qh
    @thatguy-dh1qh ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That was probably the greatest interview I've ever seen. Had me dying with laughter

  • @thomasbruinsma
    @thomasbruinsma ปีที่แล้ว +3679

    The pyramids being just a pile of dirt from when the Egyptians were digging a big hole, only for the Assyrians filling it in because they're jealous is making me feel like I have never been funny for a second.

    • @dirtysouth359
      @dirtysouth359 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Same tbh

    • @NealBromfield
      @NealBromfield ปีที่แล้ว +122

      And then they left the pile so everyone would know what they did

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @cleverclever2317
      @cleverclever2317 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@NealBromfield
      If they filled the big hole doesn't that mean they created another big hole somewhere else ?

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The funny thing is that it was actually the Sea People who filled the hole while they were bringing Bronze Age societies to their end.

  • @shawnconway6009
    @shawnconway6009 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    The stupidest thing about the whole metaverse concept is that it's saying 'you know what would be great? What if you had to get in your car and drive from webpage to webpage? What if you had to walk around in an amazon warehouse to find things rather than using a search feature and a keyboard?' Just all the worst ideas from 1990 ideas of what cyberspace was going to be.

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Remember the episode of community where the dean spends the entire episode sprinting across fields and climbing mountains just to open his email in VR.

    • @daedalusfan3003
      @daedalusfan3003 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gotta say, the Metaverse is not what Neal Stephenson said it would be, we don't even have the Deliverator!

    • @vanhelsingfan1
      @vanhelsingfan1 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      All the bad cyberpunk ideas, no riding flying sharks through code.

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Vector Equinox JEEEESUS WEPT!

    • @John_1-1_in_Japanese
      @John_1-1_in_Japanese ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, efficiency is overrated.

  • @NewCanada
    @NewCanada 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Of course social justice activists are still angry at Jon.

    • @Kektus1
      @Kektus1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Holding barely-legitimate grudges for so long and pretending it's "human decency" is a fun way to hide your failing mental condition!

  • @shadeyshade4880
    @shadeyshade4880 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    15:32 ih's american impression had me dying

  • @tink5488
    @tink5488 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Normally I would play stuff like this in the background while working or maybe playing a relaxing videogame (like Rimworld, always need more hats). Anyways, because of your editing - I can't do that. Too entertaining and it feels like I would miss out on 60% of the fun if I wasn't watching.
    You make excellent content on your main channel and here - thank you so much for sharing it with the world. We need it in these times.

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    13:36 I never thought I'd hear JonTron say "C'mon Spongebob, I'm gonna be late for the emperor to fuck my face" in a Patrick Star voice

    • @dwightschrute2822
      @dwightschrute2822 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He said feet not face tho

    • @jiraffe9600
      @jiraffe9600 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@dwightschrute2822 he very clearly said face.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A very bad Patrick Starr impression, I might add

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not? Everything he's done has definitely lead him to this.

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jiraffe9600 Wrong. it only sounded like "face", but he fumbled the line trying to stifle a laugh trying to say "feet".

  • @grantforester1864
    @grantforester1864 ปีที่แล้ว +3351

    JonTron in the Internet Historian animated style just feels cursed

    • @MystearicalX
      @MystearicalX ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I am enjoying this immensely but you are absolutely correct, it's hella cursed

    • @yanhuideng8263
      @yanhuideng8263 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Internet Historian animated style is naturally cursed

    • @callumgill7019
      @callumgill7019 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He looks like Elon musk

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You know it is just a tad unsettling now that you mention it.

    • @SomeHarbourBastard
      @SomeHarbourBastard ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I screencapped it in GIMP and scrubbed out the cheek lines, the eye bags and arched the nostrils. Looks non-cursed now.

  • @badchannelname
    @badchannelname ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I DID NOT think the historian was stupid until he got to the cat litter

  • @TheOneToKeepYouWaiting
    @TheOneToKeepYouWaiting ปีที่แล้ว +2755

    The two TH-camr’s with the most inconsistent upload schedules combine their powers to make a once in a lifetime video.

    • @maskedbrocclli5603
      @maskedbrocclli5603 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The stars aligned

    • @DocDewrill
      @DocDewrill ปีที่แล้ว +32

      just missing Michael Reeves now.

    • @iamthestormthatisapproachi916
      @iamthestormthatisapproachi916 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DocDewrill I mean...
      7:49
      Maybe he's next.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Once in a life time because that's how long it takes both of them to upload

    • @SnensQ
      @SnensQ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its even funnier when you think about the fact that the angry guy at 3:50 is a german youtuber who didnt upload a video on his main channel for like a year

  • @PilloTheStar
    @PilloTheStar ปีที่แล้ว +2386

    When you think about it, an IH and Jontron collab makes sense.
    They both only upload once a decade, might as well do it together.

    • @napstab100k
      @napstab100k ปีที่แล้ว +79

      8 years till the next jontron vid.

    • @brothatisfunny
      @brothatisfunny ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👏🏻

    • @bigpunk157
      @bigpunk157 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well jontron only uploads once a year bc he unironically wanted a white ethnostate and said theres something innate about black people that makes them more violent.

    • @j14nnachname22
      @j14nnachname22 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Both racist as well

    • @armstrongaddy1155
      @armstrongaddy1155 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@j14nnachname22 lmao okay

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    JonTron making fun of Historian's accent with "Naou" for no and "Yeiss" for yes is understatedly hilarious

  • @gir489returns2
    @gir489returns2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I used to work at Safeway. One of the stock managers told me that some survey Safeway did showed that something like 80% of people said they wouldn't take the last item on the shelf, as they would always assume something was wrong with it, without any evidence or validation.

  • @daffertube
    @daffertube ปีที่แล้ว +3341

    I could listen to IH and Jontron do improv for the next 50 episodes and not get tired of it.

    • @unavoidablycanadian397
      @unavoidablycanadian397 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I know, this could have been a four hour podcast

    • @showsomeid
      @showsomeid ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@unavoidablycanadian397 i would literally kill for a podcast of just them 2

    • @dagnaldblumbf1882
      @dagnaldblumbf1882 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It makes sense though with Jon's past on GG and guest appearances on oneyplays. He's always been funny in both his videos and in improv content.

    • @bobross3880
      @bobross3880 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Episode?

    • @vapingfury4460
      @vapingfury4460 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget he believed rich black people are far more likely to commit crimes than any poor white person

  • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
    @pyrrhusofepirus8491 ปีที่แล้ว +2143

    9:28 “Godammit, it was the Assyrians, they were always jealous of our hole!” I think Jon is into History

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      I mean he knew quite a lot about the word Aryan, far more than what your average Twitter user can

    • @renji4619
      @renji4619 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@def3ndr887 sadly.

    • @wearecoterminous
      @wearecoterminous ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it's a Nazi thing

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      @@def3ndr887 JonTron did nothing wrong.

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@renji4619 there is nothing wrong with knowing about the Aryan race. Just because Hitler liked the Arayans doesn’t make their historical knowledge evil.

  • @SirFfuzzy
    @SirFfuzzy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jon Tron's response to the question, was far more intriguing than the question itself. Great piece guys.

  • @HookSniffer
    @HookSniffer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    why is this so well made omg i love this THE ENDING IS SO WELL MADE AND IT MADE THE CONVERSATION SO FUNNY

  • @sierrahs.2306
    @sierrahs.2306 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    Honestly the concept of being from the future and stuck in the past, while everyone thinks you are insane is pretty horrifying.

    • @alwaysbadideas
      @alwaysbadideas ปีที่แล้ว +56

      why try to convince them? just buy bitcoin, or tulips, or cats depending on how far back you get sent.

    • @murderalphabetinc.5162
      @murderalphabetinc.5162 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ever heard of a movie called 12 Monkeys? I highly recommend it.

    • @ufhjfu4326
      @ufhjfu4326 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      story of my life

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@murderalphabetinc.5162 I was just going to mention that before I saw the replies

    • @professionalshitbagvevo1951
      @professionalshitbagvevo1951 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@murderalphabetinc.5162 honestly that might be the best movie about time travel

  • @StillNotMarble
    @StillNotMarble ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    there is a theory that the giant sphinx in Egypt was originally a jackal, but after a change in power, the jackal head was chiseled down to remove the images of the previous ruling power. This is why the Sphinx head looks small, compared to the body.

    • @tosht.9576
      @tosht.9576 ปีที่แล้ว

      Knowing the level of petty some pharaohs had, I wouldn’t be surprised

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That actually sounds plausible.

    • @drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749
      @drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      There's another theory that it was a Lion, but after it was half buried in sand for eons, the head eroded and so they carved a pharoah head on it.

    • @Krispen_Wah
      @Krispen_Wah ปีที่แล้ว +80

      There is another theory
      Egypts are weird and build weird stuff

    • @someone_7233
      @someone_7233 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Krispen_Wah "egypts" lol

  • @sethbishop6890
    @sethbishop6890 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This and Fashion and survival are tied for my favorite intros of all time of anything ever. Man I love your work.

  • @dfgdfg_
    @dfgdfg_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The animation on this was sublime 🌟

  • @lefaplefaplefap
    @lefaplefaplefap ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    "Im sorry, but your cart seems to be lacking bugs!"
    [locked in the dried insect aisle until quota is met]

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Or, after paying: "I noticed your cart contained [meat]. Don't worry, to help you contribute to the environment, [insert name of a Brand(tm) eco-initiative]. I've replaced it with approved plant- and insect-based alternatives. (upbeat) You're welcome!"

    • @ahemhimynameis
      @ahemhimynameis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sv trvv

    • @fortune2122
      @fortune2122 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@pirig-gal horrifying

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@pirig-gal "oh wow how helpful" said the drone

    • @astartesrex
      @astartesrex ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BUGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @KiraSlith
    @KiraSlith ปีที่แล้ว +612

    17:30 The funny part is, the sulfuric acid might've actually worked if it weren't for the cat litter. Acids and Bases and all that. Definitely the best part of this story.

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How to learn Chemistry 101

    • @mistermann4163
      @mistermann4163 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cat litter has many applications. I recall my old workplace using it on oil spills to prevent future fires from it.

    • @christophernoneya4635
      @christophernoneya4635 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wait if he's neutralizing sulfiric acid, couldnt he have made some extremely toxic gas while he was at it? lmaooo

    • @dafunktrunk
      @dafunktrunk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ardantop132na6 You know, acids and bases and stuff, chemistry?

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dafunktrunk Well, it is part of my chemistry lesson I learned from school.

  • @mjames7674
    @mjames7674 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Anyway, a gun.
    *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!*

  • @sirschanzelot
    @sirschanzelot ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact in regards to the toilets:
    It was in fact pretty common to have important conversations during toilet time, That's why in Germany having a shit is also called "Sitzung halten" which translates roughly to "having a meeting".

  • @Calvin_Coolage
    @Calvin_Coolage ปีที่แล้ว +2472

    This is a crossover I never would have predicted

  • @Cachicochip
    @Cachicochip ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    13:36 "Come on, SpongeBob. We're gonna be late for the Emperor to f**k my feet!!!" is an assemble of words that I never imagined I'd hear together in a sentence.

    • @_Gypsy
      @_Gypsy ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I think he said "face" not "feet", which isn't any better. Lmao

    • @luskira
      @luskira ปีที่แล้ว +17

      /r/brandnewsentence

    • @eddysegafan6655
      @eddysegafan6655 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      where's Bo Burnham when you need him for new unexplored sentences 🥲

    • @random8106
      @random8106 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But here we are

    • @TheStrGzr-zq1qq
      @TheStrGzr-zq1qq ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@_Gypsy really, i think they meant ensemble instead of assemble lol but hey, we're all chilling at the end of the world, eh? Lol

  • @BudStudmuffin
    @BudStudmuffin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please do these all the time forever. Y'all two are magical

  • @cptmorgan2523
    @cptmorgan2523 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The virtual assistant in the VR Walmart reminds me of how some old website back in the day used to have "Enter Website" pages, but like it's for every "page". Like, that's the one thing I don't miss from old internet!

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    I am so upset IH didn't finish the toilet story. Like I feel like "oh i poured sulfuric acid in my toilet paper and cat litter clogged toilet" is the halfway point, not where it ends.

    • @hi_tech_reptiles
      @hi_tech_reptiles ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, the second half is probably "the toilet flushed." Lol

    • @Destroyah5000
      @Destroyah5000 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm honestly surprised he lived to tell the tale really, even partially.

    • @Morbutt
      @Morbutt ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hi_tech_reptiles I really fucking doubt the toilet flushed. I doubt the sulfuric acid worked.

    • @MDTako
      @MDTako ปีที่แล้ว

      it would be too easy to search for a news article mentioning what came after and exposing IH's true identity

    • @kamie3543
      @kamie3543 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am legitimately upset. I need the resolution to that shit show of a story.

  • @mtgshmoopy
    @mtgshmoopy ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    "I'll shortcut that to 'racism'"
    "Where do you get your inspiration"
    IH is the GOAT interviewer

    • @nickbowers6821
      @nickbowers6821 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      reminds me of norm macdonalds " where do you get your ideas from?"

    • @standingwhilepooping4685
      @standingwhilepooping4685 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nickbowers6821 i thought the same thing. I wonder if Internet Historian has ever been to the Queensboro bridge before 🤣🤣🤣

    • @urbanfrog
      @urbanfrog ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It was such a good reference to that interview and it kills me that most people won't get it lol

    • @Dude_Diligence
      @Dude_Diligence ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@urbanfrog Help a brother out? I've never seen JonTron's stuff and now I am diggin it.

    • @Usernamesdontmatter1
      @Usernamesdontmatter1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dude_Diligence JonTron made the mistake of debating far left political TH-camr about race relations in the US. It went poorly. Nobody actually cares anymore tho. The people who do stand with the pdf file anyway.

  • @garythecyclingnerd6219
    @garythecyclingnerd6219 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Kitty litter was like the worst thing you could have put in there 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rinashort3919
    @rinashort3919 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    IH trying to unclog the toilet with cat litter is possibly the most frustrating story to listen to

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    So, the sponge on the stick was real, and the sticks would often be communal, but the sponges weren't
    They had a jar in the bathroom full of sponged, and you'd gram yourself a fresh sponge to use.
    Metatron has a video on roman houses, kitchens, and toilets. I highly recommend it.

    • @zanec14
      @zanec14 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh that's kinda interesting.

    • @patchmoulton5438
      @patchmoulton5438 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamdee9671 Have you heard the story about the gladiator that chose to choke himself with the sponge rather than fight?

  • @outis7080
    @outis7080 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    Funnily enough Jon's theory on the Xylospongium being the ancient Roman version of a toilet brush is an actual theory that has been postulated before. Gilbert Wilpinger pointed out the hypothesis that the Xylospongium was a communal butt sponge has no hard basis. Furthermore, an inscription has been found on an ancient Roman latrine in Ostia that reminds people to make use of the Xylospongium. Reminding people to clean their arses would be a peculiar reminder, but telling people to clean the toilet after use makes a lot of sense. Anyone who had to use public toilets, especially those filthy ones often found in seedy locations had to deal with(or at least have heard of) the horrors of stumbling upon an unflushed toilet.

    • @ursosentado
      @ursosentado ปีที่แล้ว +66

      There are signs telling us to check if the elevator is on the godamn floor. Do you really think they wouldn't make a sign to remind people to clean their arses?

    • @xen84
      @xen84 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ursosentado Yeah, but "i fell down an elevator shaft because your elevator wasn't working right" is a lot more likely to win a lawsuit than "I took a dump at your toilet and my butt crack got poo stuck in it".

    • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
      @WeaponOfMyDestructio ปีที่แล้ว +43

      If everyone wore white sheets I can see how a badlu clean bathroom can ruin your whole day

    • @supernoctifer6469
      @supernoctifer6469 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WeaponOfMyDestructio have to cancel a date because you got someone else’s shit on your toga.

    • @MrSilentProtagonist
      @MrSilentProtagonist ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ursosentado Don't we have signs reminding us clean our buttholes.

  • @androidsychoshocker
    @androidsychoshocker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I cannot tell you how hard I laughed at Jon's impression of Patrick's rush to see the Emperor. 😂😂😂

  • @MsOdd86
    @MsOdd86 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I use these videos as sleep ASMR because it’s mostly just you talking calmly to people and you sound fantastic on the mic

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    The Roman toilet stall thing might actually be true. It’s a bit like how scientists used to base what they thought extinct animals looked like on sketches that basically shrink-wrapped skin and muscle over their skeletons.
    Then somebody did the same thing for things like cows, dogs, birds, etc, and it turns out everything looks like a slavering hellbeast if you don’t account for stuff like hair/fur, fat, cartilage, etc. Basically all primates (including humans) look like different variations of vampire.

    • @otto_jk
      @otto_jk ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes but dinosaurs are magnitudes older than the Ancient Rome

    • @jackbordar2727
      @jackbordar2727 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@otto_jk how are you so sure? Have you seen them in person? The logic my mother liked to use with everything out of reach.

    • @otto_jk
      @otto_jk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackbordar2727 she should try on her skin if sulfuric adic really works or is just a big chemical industry scam

    • @GlobstersMessenger
      @GlobstersMessenger ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@otto_jk The concept is the same. We only see what survives so we are biased towards certain conclusions becuase we are missing information (or at least, not all information has survived in the same form). Another example would be the tools, weapons, pottery etc. that survives in identifiable condition is biased towards higher quality tools and towards durable materials that can survive a long time.
      There are literally untold numbers of stone and flint axeheads found in territories of ancient indo europeans dating back well past the point at which copper was widespread, yet the numbers of copper tools found is much lower than expected. Copper can be easily recycled into other tools, knapped stone cannot, so less copper tools survive to the current day in some form because people at the time were more likely to retrieve them when damaged.
      Wood decays pretty quick. I cannot comment on the "stalls in roman bathrooms" thing, but 2,000 years is enough time for wood to decay to the point of uselessness or for easily taken material to be salvaged or broken up. Keep in mind that, IIRC, the Vatican used a roman toilet as a throne for many decades while there were internal disagreements on the nature of the ornate seat. They did not know and they were hundreds of years closer to the Roman Republic than we are (with much more direct cultural roots and living in a world filled by Roman artefacts and remnants of their customs)

    • @regulargoat7259
      @regulargoat7259 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@GlobstersMessenger im sorry the vatican did w h a t

  • @DarshanBhambhani
    @DarshanBhambhani ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Holy fuck the Patrick foot part made me felt so fucking uncomfortable and yet I was laughing like crazy

    • @JohnDBlue
      @JohnDBlue ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same, but the entire thing.
      I didn't learn about foot today, but I fucking wish I could go back in time and never hear of it

  • @Uceemain
    @Uceemain 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a Nigerian that water spirit part was fucken funny!!

  • @lukecote8336
    @lukecote8336 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't think the communal sponge was a thing. I think everyone just brought their own or you could just buy a fresh one from a merchant outside.

  • @casbyness
    @casbyness ปีที่แล้ว +1320

    If they added Pokemon-style random battles and enemies that dropped discount vouchers and collectible VR figurines as loot, every single person would shop in the Metaverse immediately and forever.

    • @NightClubSamurai
      @NightClubSamurai ปีที่แล้ว +91

      what if there was a raid boss that would show up once a week and killing it would drop the coupons

    • @markusp9569
      @markusp9569 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@NightClubSamurai yo that would be so sick. You could incorporate many minigames in a scenario like that

    • @alantremonti1381
      @alantremonti1381 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WHEN'S THE BETA?!

    • @justonepant
      @justonepant ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't know. I get the idea, but if i'm going out of my way to do house chores, the last thing i'd want is for a digital moron to try and start shit at a simulated walmart, wasting my time furthermore. But having randomly generated coupons scattered around would be fun.

    • @alexclayton6785
      @alexclayton6785 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Black Friday Event is live! You have unlocked the ability to steal items from other shoppers trolleys!

  • @elliejoestar
    @elliejoestar ปีที่แล้ว +6140

    It's so refreshing to hear Jon just riffing unscripted like this again, he's such a funny guy

    • @kerokerocola99
      @kerokerocola99 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      honestly that's why his newest videos are meh
      ever since starcade it's all been heavily scripted

    • @calebblack1420
      @calebblack1420 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I miss sleepycabin. If they never stopped Jon would’ve probably been on every 1st/last episode of the season. It’s sad the economy forces people to go their separate ways. I think all the places they were setting up shop in kept raising the rent so sleepycabin had to disband.

    • @SuperAWaC
      @SuperAWaC ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@calebblack1420 it's more like people not getting with the times

    • @xGODSNINJAx
      @xGODSNINJAx ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SuperAWaC times?

    • @RhythmGrizz
      @RhythmGrizz ปีที่แล้ว +83

      This is why Jon era Game Grumps was good

  • @thisbechris
    @thisbechris ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Patrick Star bit had me in tears.

  • @clydemactavish3457
    @clydemactavish3457 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how Internet Historian got bodied so hard the entire video he has to try and flip it at the end and still got bodied 😂

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Special thanks to the editor giving us the visuals to accompany Young-IH trying to unclog his toilet with a boiling chemical cocktail that sounds like it would be banned by the Geneva convention.

  • @RedRiotRoss
    @RedRiotRoss ปีที่แล้ว +79

    You really thought cat litter, known for clumping and being thrown away, would go down the toilet and UNCLOG IT LOLLLLLLL

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  ปีที่แล้ว +107

      You sound just like the plumber :(

    • @kkondor1081
      @kkondor1081 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IHincognitoMode I did something almost as dumb, but I just flushed a bunch of paper towels down the toilet. I had a bunch of water and human waste come up and flood my bathroom 😖

    • @JellySword8
      @JellySword8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why didn't he just... Take the paper towels out of the toilet?

  • @xislost
    @xislost ปีที่แล้ว

    We absolutely need more videos like this.
    This was absolutely hilarious.

  • @ScalyRaptor1944
    @ScalyRaptor1944 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    once i learned about the underwear flap i used it once and decided, "why go through that trouble when i can just pull my pants down for half the time"

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Foot binding is one of those things I have never googled, at least not for images, because the description is horrific enough alone. I didn't realize the toes like squish up into the meatball that was the foot like that. Absolutely vile. But that Patrick Star bit was fucking hilarious.

    • @youwotmate7705
      @youwotmate7705 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, I hadn’t seen it till earlier this year…
      Perhaps modern fetishes aren’t so bad after all 😂

    • @marlonmarquez4798
      @marlonmarquez4798 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cranial binding also exists. Pretty wacky skulls out there

    • @mortyjames5897
      @mortyjames5897 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the many reasons I dont trust China. They were doing that shit to their daughters for a thousand years. It wasn't even stamped out completely until people started making the argument that it was holding back china because women with bound feet couldn't work and would raise less healthy sons. Arguments that it should be banned because it's cruelly held little weight with the people.

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrin
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrin ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Its incredibly inhumane no matter what your perspective on it is... also you know... really fuckin gross

    • @iantaran2843
      @iantaran2843 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost died 🤣

  • @biogamer1728
    @biogamer1728 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    VR Walmart is horrifying, you can tell no one involved in that project has seen a video game before because the actual application would end up being a horrible mix of VRchat, hyper niche Skyrim lewd mods, and gmod.

    • @murdercubes4968
      @murdercubes4968 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Just Teardown VR on a wallmart or any store and will be a sucess, then people cry about how is children are gonna destroy their local supemarket, and some wacko is gonna hear about it on the news and actually do it for is tak tok videos

    • @ArktikAlice
      @ArktikAlice ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Speedrun to the first VR Wal-Mart nude mod

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArktikAlice : So basically a typical day at a Florida Wal-Mart?

  • @josiahwilson9843
    @josiahwilson9843 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wal-Mart brand name groceries have less or missing ingredients in them than the same brand names you buy at other grocery stores. I discovered this when I became financially able to shop other places. This needs exposer

  • @porcus123
    @porcus123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    props to the editor, the cuts of the jordan interview were put together perfectly

  • @chri5wyd367
    @chri5wyd367 ปีที่แล้ว +2367

    Jon Tron actually murdered this as a guest on the show.
    MORE.

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Not only did he kill it, he deliberately STABBED IT in the heart and proceeded to stab it in the crotch several times and kept stabbing it afterwards

    • @hillo890
      @hillo890 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes a white supremacist

    • @tiredplaid
      @tiredplaid ปีที่แล้ว

      If only he wasn’t a white supremacist who wants “pure white bloodline” 😅

    • @chri5wyd367
      @chri5wyd367 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Fan-imator Heart first? What a Gentleman.

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chri5wyd367 omg lol

  • @Alpha00Fox
    @Alpha00Fox ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Their stifling of laughter during the interview was infectious. The whole video was a joy to experience.

  • @masterplanet420
    @masterplanet420 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    9:30 the sphinx was actually a lion head originally, and recarved, if you look at the proportions the head is way too small for the body, but you can overlay a lion head and it is a perfect match for the structure.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You just had to be the 'ackshually' guy, didn't you.

    • @Maethendias
      @Maethendias ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sunnyjim1355 no he is the "watched too many conspiracy podcasts" guy

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Maethendias Oh, I must have missed that one then, haha

    • @morephalynx742
      @morephalynx742 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sunnyjim1355 I mean, it's a fact. They talked about it. It may be something people want to know after hearing about it.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@morephalynx742 OK, fair. But it's not something that's high on my list of priorities right now, nor is ever likely to be, tbh. I'm already no fun at parties. 😄

  • @luskira
    @luskira ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every once in a while I come back to this video because the intro is so well done. Completely unexpected.

  • @cg6777
    @cg6777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg im dying. So glad I just discovered this channel. This is so amazing.

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc ปีที่แล้ว +73

    skinning the bread? don't pin that one on us mate that's only you

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I love Jon
    "So you plunged it? Or stomped it down? Or anything other than what you are about to tell me?"

    • @Jalais
      @Jalais ปีที่แล้ว +4

      racist

    • @keystrix3704
      @keystrix3704 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Basically IH: "No. Kitty litter and acid."
      I love them both~

    • @predatorking3131
      @predatorking3131 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jalais mind giving context?

    • @revenantproxy9100
      @revenantproxy9100 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@predatorking3131 Maybe the part about his middle name being Aryan lol

    • @predatorking3131
      @predatorking3131 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@revenantproxy9100 lol, that would be funny

  • @jooniperlynn7394
    @jooniperlynn7394 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I actually love Crystal Pepsi. They brought it back for a shirt time and I tried it out of curiosity. Its EXACTLY the same. Maybe *slightly* less carbonated but I liked it

  • @billyte1265
    @billyte1265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha that was an incredible trainwreck of hilariousness. The future? Let's talk about roman toilets, my past toilets, and Jontron getting upset about questions he's being asked lol. This was great

  • @MacabreMole
    @MacabreMole ปีที่แล้ว +372

    The RDR2 bread skinning animation edit done at 15:15 is beautiful and deserves to be directly called out.

    • @onlyjoinedtotroll
      @onlyjoinedtotroll ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who says skinning bread

    • @MacabreMole
      @MacabreMole ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@onlyjoinedtotroll there are dozens of us

    • @subhuman8945
      @subhuman8945 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onlyjoinedtotroll reprobates and knaives

    • @whitegemgames
      @whitegemgames ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Every time I see red dead redemption 2 abbreviated my brain first reads it as R2D2 and I have to do a double take to make sense of it

    • @MrRedpanda2442
      @MrRedpanda2442 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MacabreMole dozens of monsters

  • @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
    @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Internet historian really pulled a Norm McDonald and asked “where do you get your ideas from?”

    • @pigpig252
      @pigpig252 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Probably from under the Queensboro bridge

    • @Chaosdude341
      @Chaosdude341 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      absolutely

    • @ToadsAreFrogs
      @ToadsAreFrogs ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Reminds me of that tragedy...

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut ปีที่แล้ว

      I get them from Ralph's, the meat section...

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pigpig252 That's the Ramones. And Terran Gell.

  • @momo_mgee808
    @momo_mgee808 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I need an ending on the toilet story, it reminds me of that French guy who clogged his neighborhood’s pipes with orbeez

  • @Eienias
    @Eienias ปีที่แล้ว +3

    finally started jontron's culture video. didn't realize it was part 2 so here i am XD wow summoning salt reference wooooo