Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses. When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly. A. Littllle. Pricklay....
@@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc. Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.
That DiGiorno tweet actually tanked the company's stock value for a little while. Imagine being that social media manager. Imagine doing your job so badly in one moment that the entire board of directors learns your name.
Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing. Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.
When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random. I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."
Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.
@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall. Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.
"And honestly... they took it too far." Yeah. It's /b/. edit: came back to this vid, saw like 4k likes, thanks guys... here's a fun fact: the "silence brand" meme was actually "silence liberal" originally, the black bar was to superimpose the word brand.
Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.
@@alanmechling9822"ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU NAMED ME EMILY JANE WHEN Y'ALL COULD'VE NAMED ME CTHULHU ALLSPARK????" *Quietly sobbing* Edit: I'm just looking at some of the other names lol "Megatron Doge" would be a killer name
This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold. I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference. For a change.
It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc
"Dad why is my sister's name Cthulhu All-Spark?" "Because your mother uh... loves Cthulhu. And the All-Spark." "Thanks dad" "No problem Raid: Shadow Legends"
I'm surprised you haven't put down the "How has serving impacted you?" Ironically enough, it wasn't trolls that blew it up, it was actual veterans that had a lot of depressing stories.
@@Assault_Butter_Knife a lot of it mainly about mental illnesses they got because of serving (PTSD, depression, anxiety) and some more about how ones family member or s/o became abusive after serving. It was gr8 to see it backfire on them
Assault butter knife with tactical grip The US Army put out a twitter post asking “how has serving impacted you?” The response was either from family or friends who won’t be seeing their loved ones again, OR actual veterans talking about how serving had ruined their life.
Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.
I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho. Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room Making peanutbutter Mcflurries Good shit.
@@RedshirtAfficionado They were trying to say, "Women belong in the kitchen because they belong in every workplace." Yeah, that was low-hanging fruit for every troll and journo in the universe. If my mom had rolled her eyes any harder they would have fallen out of her head. As if she or any woman really wants to work a low-paying job for strangers and idiots when she can make low-cost food at home for people she loves.
Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.
Raid: Shadow Legends! An extremely mediocre, grindy mobile game that makes you pay to get as far as the second boss! Hundreds of heroes with no personality! Buy now today!
i mean it was a meeting of a bunch of business boomers talking about economics, taxes, and other boring crap. 99% of these types of events are totally fine, they just had one business executive's edgy kids there that fucked around.
@@Sonichero151 exactly. Even things like the boaty Mc boat face thing. It was a scientific research ship. Wherever they posted that vote for a name thing they would of had a very small number of people/fans that actually care about that kind of stuff and they expected only them to be involved with it. Im sure they did these kinds of things before and it went totally fine. Its only when outsiders see stuff like this for some reason can shit hit the fan.
The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.
*Agile Alliance*: a convention for hardcore software engineers to exchange business, organization and workflow strategies for avoiding crunch sessions and increasing workplace democracy. Also Agile Alliance: So how can I contact the cyber police, what's their number
The mcd stories always makes me laugh. Only good stories you get from that place are when they actually give you hot food. Actually I lied, one time I only had like $6 and was starving, when I went through the drive thru the lady accidentally handed me a bag that was supposed to go to the car behind me and it was like $30 worth of food. I went home and ate like a king
They should've listened to JFK: "ask not what your nation can do for you, but what you can do for your nation" Of course, ole Oswald took that the wrong way...
I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.
I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.
ThatAmericanSlacker really isn’t that great he is just an asshole if you think about it lol. You can be an asshole I can be one. The only thing left to replicate is his voice and editing.
Oh, my God. I was so focused on the narrative I didn't notice at first. "So, they _rolled the service out...over the tip_ of Dubai, of all places." (12:21)
I remember Taylor Swift once did an online vote for her to play a concert at a school for free. 4chan delivered and a school for deaf pupil won the vote by miles xD.
So true. Not to sound like a grumpy old man but social events have kind of been ruined by internet/smartphones. It’s less appealing to do fun things when people want to put everything they do on the internet.
This was, above all else, a wake-up call to the organizers about just what can go wrong when you're dealing with the internet. 4chan poked holes into every single terrible, flawed idea the organizers had.
The biggest thing I learned from going to college is that corporate entities are so disconnected from reality they will attempt anything to appear relatable and friendly and pay no heed to the obvious consequences.
@@KineticRhyme Asking online audiences to do something with little to no moderation involved is like opening a portal to an Eldritch dimension and then going out for coffee. The sheer amount of people using the Internet guarantees that every single endeavour of this kind is going to go up in flames, and you'll have to deal with tentacles in places you wish you never knew you had.
Isn't this "agile" thing supposed to be a management strategy of sorts for high level software development? so, weren't most of the people attending this (not Lisa apparently) supposed to be engineers or "software development savvy" at least ? what the hell are they doing then, as engineers, to not being able to predict this situation?
Management is all about convincing fellow managers that the results from the workfloor would not be possible without you, and that is why you are worth five figures. Easy win: all the other managers MUST agree, because they need you to support their own five figures arguments. They went through some serious classes, learned amazing skills and are capable of doing things i could never do.... Then fail to show how their efforts actualy influence the core Business. That last step is the core of the problem: they are as streetwise as the 1960 Mickey Mouse.
Agile is actually useful if you know what you're doing, especially in app development it keeps everything on track and depending how well you manage sprints you're able to refine or fix things relatively quickly. Every company uses it to varying degrees with varying results.
Corporate brands trying to be “cool and hip with da kids” will always be slightly eerie to me since they are only trying to build this sense of familiarity to sell/advertise their product in the end. Kinda like seeing an overly friendly car sales man.
I find it repulsive. Some corporate asshat thinks having the Twitter page say "trendy" thing and then I'm supposed to think they're my friend? It's insulting. And there's people who fall for it.
@@silverdragon122 Well, I feel bad now, because I admitt, some of their attempts at being hip and cool have actully worked, and I am sure that among their staff, they have people who thrive off of internet culture, and adored this opportunity to make memes for their company that they work for.
A worker at my local McD's shot a customer for complaining about his food. The manager then lied to the police to try to cover it all up. I wish this had gotten more internet traction.
As someone who's had relatives who work in fast food tell me stories about the shit people do when they think they can screw over a fast food restaurant, I honestly wouldn't blame the worker for probably eventually getting fed up with the crazy customers acting & acting out that way. Of course, I don't condone violence, but still...
"What's your kid's name?" "Cathy" "That's cu-" "It's short for Cthulu." "Ah. Okay..." "Her middle name is Ally" "Oh that's nic-" "It's short for Allspark" "eh......."
I got in a real life fist fight with a McDonald’s worker when I was younger because I asked if I could get a refund since they added a bunch of shit to my order that I didn’t ask for or receive. My guy waited a whole 3 minutes before jumping the counter. I’m pretty sure he was mad about something else.
Boaty McBoatface is an amazing name, and they where stupid to not use that amazing name. Cthulhu All-Spark is also a kick ass name, better than fricken Blanket or Apple. The lesson here is one that politicians already know: only let people vote if you have already approved every option.
@@TlalocTemporal to be fair, they used the name, just not on the vessel they put up the naming vote for. One of the lifeboats or something on the ship was still named Boaty McBoatface
@@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.
"An automatic Twitter feed" oh no
"unmoderated" OH NO
"it even displays images" *LORD HAVE MERCY*
I laughed progressively harder as he went on
The moment those words were said, I already knew where this was going
OH LAWD DEY COMIN'!
420th like. Ayy lmao
PepeLaugh
"And your *unmoderated* message will appear on the board"
It was at that moment.
Agile2013 knew
Oh my poor naive people. Unmoderated lol
They fucked up
That they knew they fuckded up
We had that at my school, it was beautiful
"There were interactive display boards."
Oh no.
"With an unmoderated Twitter feed."
*OH NO*
oh no seems I've slipped
what an unfortunate disaster it would be if somebody where to tear my clothes off and ravage the area
Internet: *OH YES!*
"and then even displayed images"
O H N O
Brand: _Are you going to do that 4chan thing ?_
Shit Posters: *YES YES YES YES YEEEEES*
I worked at a publication covering the marketing industry and you cannot understand how much "silence, brand" got under their skins. They HATED it.
That is absolutely amazing
A reason to keep it going and create new ones. We have an affect on them, we can use this.
Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses.
When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly.
A. Littllle. Pricklay....
That's so good. Got any stories?
@@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc.
Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.
This feels like a sequel to “Any Poll’s a Goal”
And for that I couldn't be happier.
Techneip or a Spin-off
Its great right?
Polls should be considered as WMDs (Weapons of Mass Disagreement)
Huh.
"unmoderated tweets"
oh no
"it even displays images"
*oh NO*
Jesp that and /b/ ... it’s the perfect (shit)storm
oh YES!
uh oh
UH OH
UH OH
I had to pause the video there in order to calm my preemptive laughter and brace for what I knew was coming.
"Unmoderated Tweets"
_Dear God_
"There's more"
*_NO._*
All it took was the word "UNMODERATED" for everyone to know exactly what was going to happen
Forgive them Lord, even though they knew exactly what they were doing... :P
Hi Jesus
When will you transformed into doom guy?
"someone had a very unprofessional idea" made me laugh harder than it should have.
I actually remember those threads.
It was cash.
That DiGiorno tweet actually tanked the company's stock value for a little while. Imagine being that social media manager. Imagine doing your job so badly in one moment that the entire board of directors learns your name.
Lmao sucks to be him
Sounds like butt light these days
@@andyb2028 I never understood why someone would drink that piss in the first place.
Titter users prove themselves soft yet again...
Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing.
Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.
How to summarize every internet story
"It was all going great until 4chan"
"And then it became amazing"
@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade see: /SG/ calling in airstrikes on ISIS for the best of the internet
@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade 4chan is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral.
LOL! Thats SO true!!!!!!!!!2
It was all going great.
And then the gamer nation attacked.
My favourite hashtag is from the US Army, saying "how has serving impacted you". Imagine how that one goes.
Lol
ALU ACKBAR
Generational trauma! My grandparents beat my parents and now I'm traumatized by poor parenting. Yay....
@@dean_l33 bruh 🤣
@@h.r.9563 What's that got to do with the army? They don't recruit toddlers, or teach childcare... do they?
one of the burgers is called “north koreas rations” it’s just lettuce.
@Guppy's Gaming Channel I think so
@Guppy's Gaming Channel either way it’s still pretty accurate
@Guppy's Gaming Channel Ahem, Yes Kimchi is fermented cabbage.
Not accurate, should be a single sesame seed
Just onion, lettuce is too expensive
This man makes the most rewatchable videos in existence
What about Mista GG's Predator Chronicles?
@@bast4rdlyreaper unwatchable even 1 time
Right up there with RLM
fact
That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣
Just.. just have someone moderate it.
When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random.
I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."
but its funny
Have a guard at the door, not a guard waiting to kick them out.
4Head
@James Brincefield Deluxe McHitler with fries
I love how you somehow managed to make the entire ad for Raid one gigantic piss take and still get sponsored again. Truly, this is an art form.
I have a feeling the Raid devs are fans
@@specialdelivery9196 Perhaps. That doesn't make it any less amusing.
"I'm shilling _ironically!_"
Let's be honest, this is the closest I've come to wanting to try Maid: Shadow the Hedgehogs and I highly doubt I'm the only one
@@gino14 Is reverse psychological advertising a thing now?
"Live, unmoderated Twitter feed..."
oh no.
"it even displays images"
OH NO
@@Brainwave101 who the FUCK is getting fired for thinking this would work out
@@Brainwave101 OH YES
"All you need is one hashtag"
Lord have mercy
Just sounds like 4chan
Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.
No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.
Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.
@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall.
Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.
They tried to have some panel at FabTech. The people there laughed them out of the building.
@@scottrackley4457Really, at FabTech???
"And honestly... they took it too far."
Yeah.
It's /b/.
edit: came back to this vid, saw like 4k likes, thanks guys... here's a fun fact: the "silence brand" meme was actually "silence liberal" originally, the black bar was to superimpose the word brand.
😩
Water In a Glass 😩💦🍆
/b/ is the new tumblr now, nothing to see there besides degen pr0n
@@haztetv7226 /b/ has always been the land of taking it too far and the home of the degenerate pornography
@@ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos /b/ is just degen fap pr0n now, nothing else
"Trust in the kindness of strange..."
*it was Cthulu Allspark*
i wish my name would become Cthulu Allspark
Top 3 I spotted Megatron. That should have been the one 😂
It could've been so much worse. Legit a bangin name.
Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.
@@alanmechling9822"ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU NAMED ME EMILY JANE WHEN Y'ALL COULD'VE NAMED ME CTHULHU ALLSPARK????" *Quietly sobbing*
Edit: I'm just looking at some of the other names lol
"Megatron Doge" would be a killer name
Some business tips:
- NEVER EVER do an online poll
- regulate your twitter hastags
- don't let people make or name some thing
Tip #3 would probably be in the same category as tip #1.
@@Comboowo 👍
4-If you don't have a social media expert, whitelist EVERYTHING.
- ignore steps above for free publicity.
Only non-humans are able to name things
This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold.
I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference.
For a change.
If raid: shadow legends added internet historian as shadow man to the game, I would actually download and play it.
Judgedlettuc
@@alejandrosaez6612 I tried saying out loud what you commented but my PC started to float
Fizzizist exhume
Same
Let's hope they remember the "ow" or we'll get the Shad Man in Raid.
Agile is literally about software development how did they NOT see this coming
It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc
Odds are that this was a corporate decision and that they probably ignored multiple suggestions to make this not horrible.
I don't understand why they didn't just turn off the screens lmao, who cares if /b/ takes over a hashtag or a website when the screens are off anyway
@@antoncid5044 a corporation fixing something the proper way? Lmao
I am 100% convinced it was a publicity stunt and you can't tell me otherwise
"Dad why is my sister's name Cthulhu All-Spark?"
"Because your mother uh... loves Cthulhu. And the All-Spark."
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Raid: Shadow Legends"
Random Bread I literally spilled my tea mate. Noice one.
*Cthulhu
what? that's a badass name
I got a laugh outta this :)
Raid: shady lemons
As someone who had his will to live sucked out of him by a department through agile management, this brightened my mood immeasurably.
Yeah this is awesome. People in the shorts version of the video where crying about this even though it’s funny
As an advocate of agile, who also hates fart-smelling agile conferences, this also brings me unbelievable joy.
“Unmoderated.” Yup, see where this is going.
Ok
I'm surprised you haven't put down the "How has serving impacted you?" Ironically enough, it wasn't trolls that blew it up, it was actual veterans that had a lot of depressing stories.
That was a train wreck and i loved every minute of it.
Very unprofessional
Tell me more. What was it about? What were the responses?
@@Assault_Butter_Knife a lot of it mainly about mental illnesses they got because of serving (PTSD, depression, anxiety) and some more about how ones family member or s/o became abusive after serving. It was gr8 to see it backfire on them
Assault butter knife with tactical grip The US Army put out a twitter post asking “how has serving impacted you?” The response was either from family or friends who won’t be seeing their loved ones again, OR actual veterans talking about how serving had ruined their life.
If everyone did their ads like InternetHistorian, TH-cam would be a better place.
or like cold ones
TH-cam would be able to do better ad services if they invested in Cutting Edge Gamer
Shut up stupid
@@meanie330 you wrote it wrong, it's spelled "STOOPID!" with capital letters a spat "P" and exclamation mark...
SILENCE COMMENTER
I lost it at the censoring for "Man eating a hotdog. Except there's no bun and no hotdog".
"raid shadow legends"
SILENCE,
BRAND
There is no brand.
There is only Shadow Man
yeah...
SILENCE,
-Sees Internet Historian doing his usual style of advertising-
PROCEED,
BRAND
Are you playing a console? Throw it in the trash, my dude!
@@fright635 tHat'S mY diAlysiS mAchIne
I can at least appreciate his genuine attempts to make ads about a shitty mobile game funny.
TheLuggy His add made me low key want to try Raid Shadow leggins
@Bored Again ya that's what I figured it was. I dont blame him for the ads because it probably pays decent
His ads are art
Yeah
I can at least appreciate that he got his own sponsors instead of whining about demonetization.
I laughed so hard at the “There’s no “I” in business. Quality joke.
yeah man hilarious and accessible for any retard that can spell
Kamikaze Commie sure thing dude
@@KamikazeCommie501 "wow I'm so edgy and cool"
r/iamverysmart
@@KamikazeCommie501 ok edge
I swear to god, 75% of the brilliance of these videos is his voice. Just perfection.
"With the most votes counted for... _batman_ "the funniest delivery ever
IH being the voice for the cult leader on wendigoon's video for the indie game Faith is just phenomenal, if haven't seen
You used actual Harold's TED talk. This is getting deep
who is harold?
saliorseal it’s the sad looking guy who he uses as his icon
@@ratmcgee8464 thx
A little more ad revenue and Harold will be on retainer to pose for custom stock photos
Oh my god, has that not been the Internet Historian this entire time? My mind has been blown.
The Internet Historian really is the best thing there ever was.
He definitely puts the most into his Raid commercials.
@The Bandog same, it's crazy how good the humor and editing is
rons creamy surprise
får en att dra på smilbanden iaf
silence, fan
Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.
Theyre good with tech and business, not so good with people
Agile is a Tony Robbins style cult for project managers who have no idea how software development works
@@TheStatisticalPizza 100% correct. I get so sick of PMs talking about Agile like it makes them a developer.
Some raids are in bad taste, but when it's uppity people in a context like that... The raids can be hilariously amusing.
You make it sound like us internet people are that much better with people...some are good with development, others with other things..
There must be a rule on the Internet.
No matter how professional your company is, there will be at least one active edge lord from /b/
Now someone needs to troll Raid: Shadow Legends
Internet historian already trolled raid shadow
What if the /b/ guy... Is the man behind the campaign?
"He could be in this very room right now!! He could be you!! He could be me!!"
They dwell in the caves of IT.
“I stayed because of the pizza” was only the start. Now we have amazing corporate tweets like “women belong in the Burger King kitchen”
and "be less white"
@@francisgoin3112 which one was that?
@@yeah2956 Coke
Don’t forget all the companies saying “age is just a number”
"Most of our producers aren't predators" -Netflix
We need you again, Historian.
Fallout 76. It's even worse now.
Toxic mold and subscriptions fees, oh my.
@Eviscerate I knew one person, and he is no respected because of it.
Yes pls
Try outerworld by obsidian its good
I wanted to like but it's at 666
Seriously, what good stories *COULD* you have at a McDonald’s?
“I had a decent meal one time”???
One time my daughter's nugget happy meal didn't have a blue surgical face masked baked into it.
Just mcd things
One time I was only nauseous for about half the day instead of the whole day
I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho.
Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through
Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room
Making peanutbutter Mcflurries
Good shit.
One time the ice cream machine was working.....
Jk that thing nevers works
Lol most probably begin with, "i was so high and nobody else was open so..."
9:11 this aged so well. Happy birthday Grimace!
"...and there's interactive display boards..."
You don't need to finish the video, I feel like I already know how this ends.
The plot twist being actually he does, because that's like a quarter of the video lol
@@pmurtnidalaP the plot twist is that the original commentator already knows this, because he already watched the video lol
Came back here after that one "Women should stay in the kitchen" tweet Burger King UK made.
Accidentally based Burger King
Lmao
They what
they deleted it, bunch of pussies
@@RedshirtAfficionado They were trying to say, "Women belong in the kitchen because they belong in every workplace." Yeah, that was low-hanging fruit for every troll and journo in the universe. If my mom had rolled her eyes any harder they would have fallen out of her head. As if she or any woman really wants to work a low-paying job for strangers and idiots when she can make low-cost food at home for people she loves.
That Raid ad is the closest I have ever gotten to actually playing this game
It actually is fun
@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing bot
And it’s the closest I’ll ever get.
@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing peasant
@@carsoncarruthers9606 Silence,
B O T
Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.
*bows head* Thank you for your service.
It's an honor to be in the presence of a combat veteran
Thank you, for all you've done for the internet.
Good sir.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
When I hear, "that was the end of it".
I remembered, this is the internet, this is only the beginning.
And we aren’t even 20% through
“There is no ‘i’ in business”-Internet Historian 2019 this is why I’m here
@Leehamster oooh, say that again 😏
There's no I in business, there's only us comrades
bisness
Wait. Shit.
There is no "i" in busness
Raid: Shadow Legends! An extremely mediocre, grindy mobile game that makes you pay to get as far as the second boss! Hundreds of heroes with no personality! Buy now today!
Hahaha lol
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9:06 I like how this implies that Ronald exposing himself to that one twitter user is actually real.
Uh no it doesnt? IH literally says "making stuff up"
@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that
@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that
for the letting the internet name their baby, Cthulhu All-spark isnt that bad.
Ikr? It's also a kinda sick name. They should have made her middle name cthulhu.
I woulda fkn loved to be named Cthulhu All-Spark
Imagine being named
Christmas day
Ye internet is not so bad
kinda sounds arabic
I wonder how Cthulhu is doing today. 🤔
Company: *tries to do something online involving the public*
4chan: So you have chosen... death
"He chose... poorly."
Any publicity is good publicity
"X: Does thing
Y: Does thing"
This is the Arrow to the Knee joke of 2019.
None of your fucking business this is why we hate 4chan
@@braydenharris2983 Love*
The funniest thing about the DiGiorno's one is how they started apologizing to individual people .
Apparently the initial million apologies weren't enough.
I can't believe the cyber police just stood back and did nothing
No custom burger will ever surpass "Quarter-pound my Angus"
This would work for pride month these days.
@@CoolBird420 no. Not even close to as funny.
What about "Ethiopian dinner party?
my favourite is just "girth"
Tongue-punch my angus also good
"Unmoderated automatic messages"
What the hell did they think was gonna happen?
i mean it was a meeting of a bunch of business boomers talking about economics, taxes, and other boring crap. 99% of these types of events are totally fine, they just had one business executive's edgy kids there that fucked around.
I'm a fuckin rock. Well, the meeting itself is rather esoteric, so they didn’t expect any leakage of info to the general public
@@peterdozal8825 True. Lol
@@peterdozal8825 yeah no one expected a 4channer to come to the conference and act like.... Well 4chan
@@Sonichero151 exactly. Even things like the boaty Mc boat face thing. It was a scientific research ship. Wherever they posted that vote for a name thing they would of had a very small number of people/fans that actually care about that kind of stuff and they expected only them to be involved with it. Im sure they did these kinds of things before and it went totally fine. Its only when outsiders see stuff like this for some reason can shit hit the fan.
"Cthulhu All-Spark" is still a better name than "X AE A-XII".
@@Raiden-pi3gt >reddit
When you don’t have the letter Æ available on your keyboard 🤣
@@cmdrmeldoc59
ALT + 0198
"Her Elven spelling of Ai"
Wtf does that even mean?
But not as good as Futt Buckerson on wkuk channel
The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.
Internet Historian " Raid: shado-"
SILENCE, BRAND
but it was the funniest shit
nois
@@AnUnderstoodDeveloper Since when did such a thing have any bearing of ones thoughts on an individual?
@Kaboom Baby uwu
@Bucket O’ Pasta I asked the ouija board about that one, it said N-O-P-E.
“And that was the end of it”
_15 minutes still in the video_
OR WAS IT?
"How do I contact the cyber police?"
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
Quick Lisa! Call Karin and Sheila! We need the cyber police manager for this!!
Oh hai Mark.
😹😹😹
*Agile Alliance*: a convention for hardcore software engineers to exchange business, organization and workflow strategies for avoiding crunch sessions and increasing workplace democracy.
Also Agile Alliance: So how can I contact the cyber police, what's their number
14:25
It's like walking into a funeral and saying "Woah, who died?"
More like “are you going to finish that”
“McSoliciting McSex” god dammit I shouldn’t be laughing this hard
Me too, ngl 😂
@@reido_dorito with this Corona thing "no tissues" made me cry
Biggnesss You might need some tissues to dry up your tears
Hahaleepic
it was a bad idea to eat during that part
I would’ve taken Digiornio more seriously if they just said “oh shit sorry we misunderstood the context” and moved on
Their joke went hard though
@CHAOSCANDIDATE it went hard for a corporation
Well they said they misunderstood the context but didn't do well with the moving on part 🤣
Damn why did people like this my comment was trash lol
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat you answered your own question bud
“There is no “I” in business.”
Still my favorite joke.
There is no “us” in business
There is no "business" in "business"
There is no
There is
There
The mcd stories always makes me laugh. Only good stories you get from that place are when they actually give you hot food. Actually I lied, one time I only had like $6 and was starving, when I went through the drive thru the lady accidentally handed me a bag that was supposed to go to the car behind me and it was like $30 worth of food. I went home and ate like a king
A Burger King? 😮......il see my self out
Im surprised yall didnt catch the Army’s hashtag “what did the army do for you” turns out it was VERY bad
They should've listened to JFK: "ask not what your nation can do for you, but what you can do for your nation"
Of course, ole Oswald took that the wrong way...
it was so fucking great, thinking they were gonna get some good publicity from it. A smack from reality. "I've had the same nightmare for 7 years."
@@MrMattumbo Lmfao
Same. A lot of messed up stuff PTSD and the VA dragging its feet mostly. Guess it wasn't funny enough seeing as how dark it was.
@@SomeGuy1117 Tragedy is on the same coin as comedy.
Stocks are serious business.......
Then some Redditors had a very unprofessional idea
I can't wait for that episode.
And the price of dogecoin went up
I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.
@@thewhompingwampa2671 and now those hookers can't pay their rent.
@@blue04mx53 they can find other clients, they don't sign contracts, lol
As a Serious Businessman, the seriousness of this business being ruined by this "4Chan" figure is horrendous.
WHO IS THIS "4CHAN"?
@@octopuslove9703 He's a notorious 'hacker'.
Congratulations on your business.
Should we report this "4chan"?
Should we report this "4chan"?
The "silence, brand" crab is definetly in my top 5 crabs list
Ayo¿
I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.
There’s a sandwich shown during the fast scroll named “Virgin Creampie” with ketchup and mayo leaking out the buns. Can’t stop the tears of laughter
Lmao
hahahahaa
I don't ge-
GODDAMMIT!
Ooohhhh nnooooo
Hot
If every ad was made by Internet Historian, I would actually watch them...
Yeah, this is the only channel that I've whitelisted in SponsorBlock.
@@person800 LMAO
I’m waiting for him to do ASMR
His voice is just soothing
Completely agree! Was funny as hell, I'd otherwise blow past a mobile game promo.
He worked in advertising before he started the channel.
Should’ve included the US military “how has serving impacted you?”
my son of a bitch father finally died that piece of shit
@@thenightjackal jesus
@@thenightjackal What the actuall fuck
@@thenightjackal bruh momento
You beat me to it just by writing that comment I was literally gonna say that
Internet Historian is such a good window into the pre-bot pre-AI internet, now its just an uncanny valley wasteland
Every time Internet Historian uploads, it’s like an event
That’s how you know you found a great creator
ThatAmericanSlacker really isn’t that great he is just an asshole if you think about it lol. You can be an asshole I can be one. The only thing left to replicate is his voice and editing.
Hes prob make a great one on the area 51 raid
He's the new Jontron for me
I'm hard
Oh, my God. I was so focused on the narrative I didn't notice at first.
"So, they _rolled the service out...over the tip_ of Dubai, of all places." (12:21)
That's so subtle I missed it three times when trying to figure out the point of this comment.
Please explain. I need it figure out. I'm crushing myself with a shroud of emptiness.
@@kitwolfkat6453 condom. penis. tip.
peanus lol
Also the "and to stay tuned for more to come. But there was no more to come... *so to speak* ."
I lost it when I realized it.
The internet:
The nice thing we have that is also the reason we can't have nice things..
The things that ruin nice things are the nice things.
@@Aflay1 This is true.
I remember Taylor Swift once did an online vote for her to play a concert at a school for free. 4chan delivered and a school for deaf pupil won the vote by miles xD.
So true. Not to sound like a grumpy old man but social events have kind of been ruined by internet/smartphones. It’s less appealing to do fun things when people want to put everything they do on the internet.
I love your pfp
This was, above all else, a wake-up call to the organizers about just what can go wrong when you're dealing with the internet. 4chan poked holes into every single terrible, flawed idea the organizers had.
This is like the sequel of "Any Poll's a Goal"
A spiritual successor indeed
my exact thought
This statement is true. Have Like.
I thought the same.
JTheMelon it kind is their even is a Poll
The DiGiorno fuck up is literally the funniest thing
They have a lot of pizza though
They had pizza dough
get it.
Burger King really decided to 6th gear towards being better than that.
@Bryson Burchfield if they created a 4chan account and gloated about it on /b/, I would buy it
@@NrettG Oh, what was that like?
Can’t wait till in 5 years when he makes a video on the Area 51 raid
Not to mention Pewdiepie vs T-Series.
@@mersenneprime1044 The inevitable fall.
give it 6 months.
Plague Doctor funni guy rite here.
@@Uberkatze- Ah yes, and all these are wonderfully comedic 4chan pranks!
Playing Geoguessr today and actually ended up in Batman, Turkey. Thank you Internet Historian for gifting me this knowledge
The biggest thing I learned from going to college is that corporate entities are so disconnected from reality they will attempt anything to appear relatable and friendly and pay no heed to the obvious consequences.
Yeah my college was like that too.
How’d you learn that from college?
@@emblemblade9245 they act the same
lmao Unironically paying corporations to educate you.
@@Nina-cd2eh otherway around
IH: "...but all of them were outshined, with the most votes counted for-"
Me: "Pyongyang"
IH: "Batman"
Me: "Oh"
I predicted Afghanistan.
I guessed Mogadishu
My guess was the Vatican
I predicted Kut in Iraq, Kut meaning vagina in Dutch
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME. Either that or Bangkok
The lesson here folks is that businesses are stupid and shouldn't try to be online at freakin' all.
on another page, businesses should not always "let the audience decide" because chances are, most online audiences will be trolls.
@@KineticRhyme Asking online audiences to do something with little to no moderation involved is like opening a portal to an Eldritch dimension and then going out for coffee. The sheer amount of people using the Internet guarantees that every single endeavour of this kind is going to go up in flames, and you'll have to deal with tentacles in places you wish you never knew you had.
Indeed, I almost winced at some of the brands' posts.
@@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw Marx: fuck the bourgeoise amd their skanky memes >:(
@@MetaL556 Completely agree.
This maybe the only time I did not skip the sponsorship content and even slightly enjoyed the hosts take on it!! Pretty brilliant work my good sir!
"This video is sponsored by Raid Sh-"
SILENCE
*BRAND*
^updoot
"Whopper, no unions" killed me harder then it should.
A salute, to a unknown hero.
a work of arr
@@colonel_yuri nice pirate speak my man👍
nice try whopper no onions guy
GIRTH.
i dont get it
Isn't this "agile" thing supposed to be a management strategy of sorts for high level software development? so, weren't most of the people attending this (not Lisa apparently) supposed to be engineers or "software development savvy" at least ? what the hell are they doing then, as engineers, to not being able to predict this situation?
Because this "agile" thing is all fancy corporate bullshit that leads absolutely nowhere. It's a circle jerk
ikr x10000
Management is all about convincing fellow managers that the results from the workfloor would not be possible without you, and that is why you are worth five figures. Easy win: all the other managers MUST agree, because they need you to support their own five figures arguments. They went through some serious classes, learned amazing skills and are capable of doing things i could never do.... Then fail to show how their efforts actualy influence the core Business. That last step is the core of the problem: they are as streetwise as the 1960 Mickey Mouse.
Agile is actually useful if you know what you're doing, especially in app development it keeps everything on track and depending how well you manage sprints you're able to refine or fix things relatively quickly. Every company uses it to varying degrees with varying results.
@@gregb.9670 Ok but all of us interns hate it
i cant rewatch the burger name scene as everytime i do i laugh for 5 minutes stright and everytime i peak or look at them i laugh even harder
Corporate brands trying to be “cool and hip with da kids” will always be slightly eerie to me since they are only trying to build this sense of familiarity to sell/advertise their product in the end. Kinda like seeing an overly friendly car sales man.
I find it repulsive. Some corporate asshat thinks having the Twitter page say "trendy" thing and then I'm supposed to think they're my friend? It's insulting. And there's people who fall for it.
@@silverdragon122 I agree, but I have to admit that it's led to some fun laughs at their expense.
@@silverdragon122 Well, I feel bad now, because I admitt, some of their attempts at being hip and cool have actully worked, and I am sure that among their staff, they have people who thrive off of internet culture, and adored this opportunity to make memes for their company that they work for.
@@tzaphkielconficturus7136 Laughing at others expense is always fun, especially when its at subhumans like Furries.
To be fair they have always done that.
A worker at my local McD's shot a customer for complaining about his food. The manager then lied to the police to try to cover it all up. I wish this had gotten more internet traction.
As someone who's had relatives who work in fast food tell me stories about the shit people do when they think they can screw over a fast food restaurant, I honestly wouldn't blame the worker for probably eventually getting fed up with the crazy customers acting & acting out that way. Of course, I don't condone violence, but still...
WHAT
Articles or fake
DID YOU WORK AT A MCDONALDS IN GROVE STREET?
Little Rock?
"Cthulu Allspark" actually has a nice ring to it
@LyndisLegion I plan to name my son Cthulhu one day.
"What's your kid's name?"
"Cathy"
"That's cu-"
"It's short for Cthulu."
"Ah. Okay..."
"Her middle name is Ally"
"Oh that's nic-"
"It's short for Allspark"
"eh......."
LMAOO
your comment is at 420 likes right now, so I will not like it. Even though I agree
@LyndisLegion or just make it the child's legal name and tell everyone else that their name is something else
I got in a real life fist fight with a McDonald’s worker when I was younger because I asked if I could get a refund since they added a bunch of shit to my order that I didn’t ask for or receive. My guy waited a whole 3 minutes before jumping the counter. I’m pretty sure he was mad about something else.
who hasn’t fought a wagie fast food employee before? mine was at popeyes after the cashier spit on my food infront of me.
"How do I contact the Cyber police?"
Poor Lisa 😂
I'm surprised that countries still let 4Chan exist without heavy surveillance
@@davidhong1934 Are you kidding? 4chan has such heavy surveillance that the surveillance itself is a meme.
🤦🏻♀️
You can talk to Joe if you need help with the cyber police
@@loumona76 just be calm no need 2 fight here
To be honest "bag of lettuce" is fucking hilarious.
On a side note, we have learnt nothing from boaty mcboatface
Boaty McBoatface is an amazing name, and they where stupid to not use that amazing name. Cthulhu All-Spark is also a kick ass name, better than fricken Blanket or Apple.
The lesson here is one that politicians already know: only let people vote if you have already approved every option.
See: Yankee elections, *hahaha*
@@TlalocTemporal to be fair, they used the name, just not on the vessel they put up the naming vote for. One of the lifeboats or something on the ship was still named Boaty McBoatface
@@Nathan-dt2tu -- I think it was the exploration UAV.
I giggled like an idiot at "GIRTH" for a solid two minutes ngl
This guy's entire channel is basically summed up as "So 4chan had an idea"
I'm wondering what we will have in surprise for 2020
Well yeah, he's the Internet Historian. He historises the internet.
@Todesbewusstsein "and 4chan got involved..."
So /b/ or /pol/
@@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.
This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the entire channel.
"Your unmoderated message will appear on the board."
Oh no
"It even displays images!"
*OH NO*
You knew where this was gonna go.
I knew where this was gonna go.
How they Agile Alliance not?
This seems like an oddly familiar comment
@@quanahriddle3065 Bet he feels super proud with that stolen valor likes of uncreativity..
Quanah Riddle yeah the 10K likes one is right below this for me lol
Koen Van Damme: Hey can I steal your comment?
João Lucas: no.
Koen Van Damme: Ok well I'll change it a little
“Any polls a goal part 2” in all honesty
Well, braindead companies never learn, so there is enough content for "Any polls a goal part 1000" honestly.
10:41 - GIRTH!!
Of course that part would resonate with you
@@corey1846 Resonate, but cannot relate.
I see,you are a man of GIRTH aswell ,':)
Fix your upload schedule
always has been