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  • @darkbrisco
    @darkbrisco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5758

    "And your *unmoderated* message will appear on the board"
    It was at that moment.

    • @isphus
      @isphus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Agile2013 knew

    • @modernwarrior24
      @modernwarrior24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Oh my poor naive people. Unmoderated lol

    • @jack11___33
      @jack11___33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      They fucked up

    • @vertex8863
      @vertex8863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That they knew they fuckded up

    • @BboyKeny
      @BboyKeny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We had that at my school, it was beautiful

  • @gcircle
    @gcircle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7388

    "An automatic Twitter feed" oh no
    "unmoderated" OH NO
    "it even displays images" *LORD HAVE MERCY*

    • @makeuswhole2169
      @makeuswhole2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      I laughed progressively harder as he went on

    • @Chaos_Vulpix
      @Chaos_Vulpix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      The moment those words were said, I already knew where this was going

    • @isphus
      @isphus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      OH LAWD DEY COMIN'!

    • @cheezburgrproduction
      @cheezburgrproduction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      420th like. Ayy lmao

    • @michaelsaenz380
      @michaelsaenz380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PepeLaugh

  • @JoaoLucas-se7vz
    @JoaoLucas-se7vz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16337

    "There were interactive display boards."
    Oh no.
    "With an unmoderated Twitter feed."
    *OH NO*

    • @Ian-oe9wp
      @Ian-oe9wp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      oh no seems I've slipped

    • @kaijū317
      @kaijū317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      what an unfortunate disaster it would be if somebody where to tear my clothes off and ravage the area

    • @darykeng
      @darykeng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Internet: *OH YES!*

    • @signer0001
      @signer0001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      "and then even displayed images"
      O H N O

    • @c.m3558
      @c.m3558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Brand: _Are you going to do that 4chan thing ?_
      Shit Posters: *YES YES YES YES YEEEEES*

  • @therocketboost
    @therocketboost ปีที่แล้ว +4285

    I worked at a publication covering the marketing industry and you cannot understand how much "silence, brand" got under their skins. They HATED it.

    • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
      @RegalRoyalWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +503

      That is absolutely amazing

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster ปีที่แล้ว +447

      A reason to keep it going and create new ones. We have an affect on them, we can use this.

    • @DoobieKeebler
      @DoobieKeebler ปีที่แล้ว +493

      Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses.
      When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly.
      A. Littllle. Pricklay....

    • @switchbladejimmy7655
      @switchbladejimmy7655 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's so good. Got any stories?

    • @therocketboost
      @therocketboost ปีที่แล้ว +469

      @@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc.
      Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.

  • @techneip5449
    @techneip5449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18513

    This feels like a sequel to “Any Poll’s a Goal”

    • @fapsnhaps8443
      @fapsnhaps8443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      And for that I couldn't be happier.

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Techneip or a Spin-off

    • @maayang7777
      @maayang7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Its great right?

    • @HE13272326
      @HE13272326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Polls should be considered as WMDs (Weapons of Mass Disagreement)

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Huh.

  • @EgonCholakian156
    @EgonCholakian156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4554

    All it took was the word "UNMODERATED" for everyone to know exactly what was going to happen

    • @msbae
      @msbae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Forgive them Lord, even though they knew exactly what they were doing... :P

    • @rosehites3419
      @rosehites3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hi Jesus

    • @raynardrapael5559
      @raynardrapael5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When will you transformed into doom guy?

    • @tryhardfinessedyou
      @tryhardfinessedyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "someone had a very unprofessional idea" made me laugh harder than it should have.

    • @ianparrent6012
      @ianparrent6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually remember those threads.
      It was cash.

  • @starslayer8390
    @starslayer8390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9213

    I love how you somehow managed to make the entire ad for Raid one gigantic piss take and still get sponsored again. Truly, this is an art form.

    • @specialdelivery9196
      @specialdelivery9196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      I have a feeling the Raid devs are fans

    • @starslayer8390
      @starslayer8390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@specialdelivery9196 Perhaps. That doesn't make it any less amusing.

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      "I'm shilling _ironically!_"

    • @gino14
      @gino14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      Let's be honest, this is the closest I've come to wanting to try Maid: Shadow the Hedgehogs and I highly doubt I'm the only one

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@gino14 Is reverse psychological advertising a thing now?

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    That DiGiorno tweet actually tanked the company's stock value for a little while. Imagine being that social media manager. Imagine doing your job so badly in one moment that the entire board of directors learns your name.

    • @switchbladejimmy7655
      @switchbladejimmy7655 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Lmao sucks to be him

    • @andyb2028
      @andyb2028 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Sounds like butt light these days

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@andyb2028 I never understood why someone would drink that piss in the first place.

    • @Iranoutofideasforachannelname
      @Iranoutofideasforachannelname ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Titter users prove themselves soft yet again...

    • @ShapezPuller64
      @ShapezPuller64 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing.
      Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    “Unmoderated.” Yup, see where this is going.

    • @fbi1307
      @fbi1307 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

  • @fromtheotherguy3284
    @fromtheotherguy3284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    I'm surprised you haven't put down the "How has serving impacted you?" Ironically enough, it wasn't trolls that blew it up, it was actual veterans that had a lot of depressing stories.

    • @Sodaairsoft
      @Sodaairsoft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      That was a train wreck and i loved every minute of it.

    • @MeatPopsicle345
      @MeatPopsicle345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Very unprofessional

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tell me more. What was it about? What were the responses?

    • @lolsmileyface856
      @lolsmileyface856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@Assault_Butter_Knife a lot of it mainly about mental illnesses they got because of serving (PTSD, depression, anxiety) and some more about how ones family member or s/o became abusive after serving. It was gr8 to see it backfire on them

    • @loone3100
      @loone3100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Assault butter knife with tactical grip The US Army put out a twitter post asking “how has serving impacted you?” The response was either from family or friends who won’t be seeing their loved ones again, OR actual veterans talking about how serving had ruined their life.

  • @numbskull4899
    @numbskull4899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14967

    How to summarize every internet story
    "It was all going great until 4chan"

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

      "And then it became amazing"

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      @Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade see: /SG/ calling in airstrikes on ISIS for the best of the internet

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      @Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade 4chan is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral.

    • @peepas2633
      @peepas2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL! Thats SO true!!!!!!!!!2

    • @linkmariokirby7373
      @linkmariokirby7373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It was all going great.
      And then the gamer nation attacked.

  • @melon5394
    @melon5394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5174

    This man makes the most rewatchable videos in existence

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What about Mista GG's Predator Chronicles?

    • @Deavhrmordhau
      @Deavhrmordhau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      ​@@bast4rdlyreaper unwatchable even 1 time

    • @UFO_PILOT
      @UFO_PILOT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Right up there with RLM

    • @voodoo2445
      @voodoo2445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fact

    • @nblookmask3374
      @nblookmask3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12316

    "Dad why is my sister's name Cthulhu All-Spark?"
    "Because your mother uh... loves Cthulhu. And the All-Spark."
    "Thanks dad"
    "No problem Raid: Shadow Legends"

  • @chonkokong513
    @chonkokong513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6090

    Some business tips:
    - NEVER EVER do an online poll
    - regulate your twitter hastags
    - don't let people make or name some thing

    • @Comboowo
      @Comboowo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Tip #3 would probably be in the same category as tip #1.

    • @chonkokong513
      @chonkokong513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Comboowo 👍

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      4-If you don't have a social media expert, whitelist EVERYTHING.

    • @hilfemajster4234
      @hilfemajster4234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      - ignore steps above for free publicity.

    • @memz4523
      @memz4523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only non-humans are able to name things

  • @ephemeric8937
    @ephemeric8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12106

    My favourite hashtag is from the US Army, saying "how has serving impacted you". Imagine how that one goes.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Lol

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      ALU ACKBAR

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

      Generational trauma! My grandparents beat my parents and now I'm traumatized by poor parenting. Yay....

    • @alitaj7776
      @alitaj7776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@dean_l33 bruh 🤣

    • @user-ut9ln4vd5m
      @user-ut9ln4vd5m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@h.r.9563 What's that got to do with the army? They don't recruit toddlers, or teach childcare... do they?

  • @3isr3g3n
    @3isr3g3n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.

    • @XxXShevampXxX
      @XxXShevampXxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.

    • @patrickmartin2236
      @patrickmartin2236 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ​@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall.
      Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They tried to have some panel at FabTech. The people there laughed them out of the building.

    • @life_of_riley88
      @life_of_riley88 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@scottrackley4457Really, at FabTech???

  • @ceoofgrind8101
    @ceoofgrind8101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1792

    "Trust in the kindness of strange..."
    *it was Cthulu Allspark*

    • @maxma1203
      @maxma1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      i wish my name would become Cthulu Allspark

    • @LIFE2STARS
      @LIFE2STARS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Top 3 I spotted Megatron. That should have been the one 😂

    • @NaughtyShrink
      @NaughtyShrink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It could've been so much worse. Legit a bangin name.

    • @alanmechling9822
      @alanmechling9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.

    • @gl1tchygreml1n
      @gl1tchygreml1n 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@alanmechling9822"ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU NAMED ME EMILY JANE WHEN Y'ALL COULD'VE NAMED ME CTHULHU ALLSPARK????" *Quietly sobbing*
      Edit: I'm just looking at some of the other names lol
      "Megatron Doge" would be a killer name

  • @TheJespeon
    @TheJespeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7716

    "unmoderated tweets"
    oh no
    "it even displays images"
    *oh NO*

    • @WineScrounger
      @WineScrounger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Jesp that and /b/ ... it’s the perfect (shit)storm

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      oh YES!

    • @supernova4378
      @supernova4378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      uh oh
      UH OH
      UH OH

    • @GentIemanThief
      @GentIemanThief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I had to pause the video there in order to calm my preemptive laughter and brace for what I knew was coming.

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "Unmoderated Tweets"
      _Dear God_
      "There's more"
      *_NO._*

  • @evanredacted7977
    @evanredacted7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9042

    Agile is literally about software development how did they NOT see this coming

    • @yosarianilivestech4018
      @yosarianilivestech4018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      Odds are that this was a corporate decision and that they probably ignored multiple suggestions to make this not horrible.

    • @antoncid5044
      @antoncid5044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      I don't understand why they didn't just turn off the screens lmao, who cares if /b/ takes over a hashtag or a website when the screens are off anyway

    • @yosarianilivestech4018
      @yosarianilivestech4018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      @@antoncid5044 a corporation fixing something the proper way? Lmao

    • @cursedmailman3999
      @cursedmailman3999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I am 100% convinced it was a publicity stunt and you can't tell me otherwise

  • @Goldencoins
    @Goldencoins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I lost it at the censoring for "Man eating a hotdog. Except there's no bun and no hotdog".

  • @quentingilanian8045
    @quentingilanian8045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4199

    "Live, unmoderated Twitter feed..."
    oh no.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      "it even displays images"
      OH NO

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@Brainwave101 who the FUCK is getting fired for thinking this would work out

    • @Para0234
      @Para0234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Brainwave101 OH YES

    • @stanley1698
      @stanley1698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "All you need is one hashtag"
      Lord have mercy

    • @scyra9997
      @scyra9997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Just sounds like 4chan

  • @lordwaffle4614
    @lordwaffle4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7084

    If raid: shadow legends added internet historian as shadow man to the game, I would actually download and play it.

    • @alejandrosaez6612
      @alejandrosaez6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Judgedlettuc

    • @fizzizist
      @fizzizist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@alejandrosaez6612 I tried saying out loud what you commented but my PC started to float

    • @alejandrosaez6612
      @alejandrosaez6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fizzizist exhume

    • @gaspartiznado6418
      @gaspartiznado6418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @krashface4870
      @krashface4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Let's hope they remember the "ow" or we'll get the Shad Man in Raid.

  • @trevorp8124
    @trevorp8124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    IH: "...but all of them were outshined, with the most votes counted for-"
    Me: "Pyongyang"
    IH: "Batman"
    Me: "Oh"

    • @wisemage0
      @wisemage0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I predicted Afghanistan.

    • @wildwoody8324
      @wildwoody8324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guessed Mogadishu

    • @Psykomancer
      @Psykomancer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My guess was the Vatican

    • @Azivegu
      @Azivegu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I predicted Kut in Iraq, Kut meaning vagina in Dutch

    • @Alex-mq6qi
      @Alex-mq6qi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME. Either that or Bangkok

  • @jacobhargiss3839
    @jacobhargiss3839 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love how none of the organizers thought of "lets just turn off the screens" and just kept allowing this stuff to go on while they struggle in futility to fix the problem.

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Especially baffling considering the nature of some of the images being shown, and the sheer quantity of what was being said.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Boomers be boomering

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@GigaChadh976 seems like the opposite. I feel like the older generation would be more likely to just unplug it than to try and fix the computer system running it.

  • @gmodguy749
    @gmodguy749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8165

    I can at least appreciate his genuine attempts to make ads about a shitty mobile game funny.

    • @The_Most_Chad_Of_Chads
      @The_Most_Chad_Of_Chads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      TheLuggy His add made me low key want to try Raid Shadow leggins

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      @Bored Again ya that's what I figured it was. I dont blame him for the ads because it probably pays decent

    • @JD-cp7hl
      @JD-cp7hl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      His ads are art

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah

    • @memegazer
      @memegazer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I can at least appreciate that he got his own sponsors instead of whining about demonetization.

  • @pooaddict9452
    @pooaddict9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7511

    one of the burgers is called “north koreas rations” it’s just lettuce.

    • @pooaddict9452
      @pooaddict9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel I think so

    • @pooaddict9452
      @pooaddict9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel either way it’s still pretty accurate

    • @kimdongwon9782
      @kimdongwon9782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel Ahem, Yes Kimchi is fermented cabbage.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Not accurate, should be a single sesame seed

    • @johnny1013johnny
      @johnny1013johnny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Just onion, lettuce is too expensive

  • @TheSamuelOwens
    @TheSamuelOwens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3306

    I laughed so hard at the “There’s no “I” in business. Quality joke.

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah man hilarious and accessible for any retard that can spell

    • @TheSamuelOwens
      @TheSamuelOwens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kamikaze Commie sure thing dude

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@KamikazeCommie501 "wow I'm so edgy and cool"

    • @majima2140
      @majima2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      r/iamverysmart

    • @emenova3553
      @emenova3553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KamikazeCommie501 ok edge

  • @DPMusicStudio
    @DPMusicStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I swear to god, 75% of the brilliance of these videos is his voice. Just perfection.

    • @Watch_over_us
      @Watch_over_us 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "With the most votes counted for... _batman_ "the funniest delivery ever

    • @JK-gm6kk
      @JK-gm6kk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      IH being the voice for the cult leader on wendigoon's video for the indie game Faith is just phenomenal, if haven't seen

  • @Jonayofsweden
    @Jonayofsweden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    The Internet Historian really is the best thing there ever was.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I only just discovered him, but I think you might be right.

    • @ManScoutsofAmerica
      @ManScoutsofAmerica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He definitely puts the most into his Raid commercials.

    • @TheReck12
      @TheReck12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @ same, it's crazy how good the humor and editing is

    • @Hatster985
      @Hatster985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      rons creamy surprise

    • @chileanguyfleegman
      @chileanguyfleegman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      får en att dra på smilbanden iaf

  • @joshfromjuniorstudios
    @joshfromjuniorstudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Every time Internet Historian uploads, it’s like an event

    • @ThatAmericanSlacker
      @ThatAmericanSlacker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s how you know you found a great creator

    • @erichdiebenow4727
      @erichdiebenow4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThatAmericanSlacker really isn’t that great he is just an asshole if you think about it lol. You can be an asshole I can be one. The only thing left to replicate is his voice and editing.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hes prob make a great one on the area 51 raid

    • @ABadGamble
      @ABadGamble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's the new Jontron for me

    • @InuMiroLover
      @InuMiroLover 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm hard

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5566

    “I stayed because of the pizza” was only the start. Now we have amazing corporate tweets like “women belong in the Burger King kitchen”

    • @francisgoin3112
      @francisgoin3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      and "be less white"

    • @yeah2956
      @yeah2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@francisgoin3112 which one was that?

    • @englandismycity181
      @englandismycity181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      @@yeah2956 Coke

    • @TheRambunctious
      @TheRambunctious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Don’t forget all the companies saying “age is just a number”

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      "Most of our producers aren't predators" -Netflix

  • @JonesySurvived
    @JonesySurvived 2 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold.
    I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference.
    For a change.

  • @jamiest3772
    @jamiest3772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3716

    "raid shadow legends"
    SILENCE,
    BRAND

    • @spacesponge8732
      @spacesponge8732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      There is no brand.
      There is only Shadow Man

    • @connorskjei2104
      @connorskjei2104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah...

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      SILENCE,
      -Sees Internet Historian doing his usual style of advertising-
      PROCEED,
      BRAND

    • @fright635
      @fright635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Are you playing a console? Throw it in the trash, my dude!

    • @hellothere5843
      @hellothere5843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@fright635 tHat'S mY diAlysiS mAchIne

  • @sciencoking
    @sciencoking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2641

    You used actual Harold's TED talk. This is getting deep

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      who is harold?

    • @ratmcgee8464
      @ratmcgee8464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      saliorseal it’s the sad looking guy who he uses as his icon

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ratmcgee8464 thx

    • @KameronJ7
      @KameronJ7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      A little more ad revenue and Harold will be on retainer to pose for custom stock photos

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oh my god, has that not been the Internet Historian this entire time? My mind has been blown.

  • @DGGRevolution
    @DGGRevolution 5 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    "...and there's interactive display boards..."
    You don't need to finish the video, I feel like I already know how this ends.

    • @pmurtnidalaP
      @pmurtnidalaP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The plot twist being actually he does, because that's like a quarter of the video lol

    • @adnan8837
      @adnan8837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pmurtnidalaP the plot twist is that the original commentator already knows this, because he already watched the video lol

  • @heirofaniu
    @heirofaniu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *bows head* Thank you for your service.

    • @gaveman5051
      @gaveman5051 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's an honor to be in the presence of a combat veteran

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you, for all you've done for the internet.

    • @KnightofChaosDeck
      @KnightofChaosDeck ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good sir.

    • @destroyrebuild
      @destroyrebuild ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for your sacrifice.

  • @Sherudons
    @Sherudons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    When I hear, "that was the end of it".
    I remembered, this is the internet, this is only the beginning.

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    “There is no “I” in business.”
    Still my favorite joke.

  • @xtrem5428
    @xtrem5428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12199

    Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.

    • @SudrianTales
      @SudrianTales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

      Theyre good with tech and business, not so good with people

    • @TheStatisticalPizza
      @TheStatisticalPizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

      Agile is a Tony Robbins style cult for project managers who have no idea how software development works

    • @WhatAHorribleNight
      @WhatAHorribleNight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

      @@TheStatisticalPizza 100% correct. I get so sick of PMs talking about Agile like it makes them a developer.

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Some raids are in bad taste, but when it's uppity people in a context like that... The raids can be hilariously amusing.

    • @winterwinter7505
      @winterwinter7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You make it sound like us internet people are that much better with people...some are good with development, others with other things..

  • @dingdongs5208
    @dingdongs5208 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Internet Historian is such a good window into the pre-bot pre-AI internet, now its just an uncanny valley wasteland

  • @NunofyaFB
    @NunofyaFB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5566

    Company: *tries to do something online involving the public*
    4chan: So you have chosen... death

    • @Jay-ln1co
      @Jay-ln1co 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      "He chose... poorly."

    • @Darthlazer3
      @Darthlazer3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Any publicity is good publicity

    • @WMan37
      @WMan37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "X: Does thing
      Y: Does thing"
      This is the Arrow to the Knee joke of 2019.

    • @braydenharris2983
      @braydenharris2983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      None of your fucking business this is why we hate 4chan

    • @reym5180
      @reym5180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@braydenharris2983 Love*

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2520

    Just.. just have someone moderate it.

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random.
      I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."

    • @scatman8963
      @scatman8963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      but its funny

    • @jcpkill1175
      @jcpkill1175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Have a guard at the door, not a guard waiting to kick them out.

    • @philippec46
      @philippec46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4Head

    • @electron6825
      @electron6825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @James Brincefield Deluxe McHitler with fries

  • @silgon8705
    @silgon8705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    No custom burger will ever surpass "Quarter-pound my Angus"

    • @abrunosON
      @abrunosON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This would work for pride month these days.

    • @Blitz13giggity
      @Blitz13giggity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@CoolBird420 no. Not even close to as funny.

    • @Bi_VooDoo
      @Bi_VooDoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What about "Ethiopian dinner party?

    • @wotwott2319
      @wotwott2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      my favourite is just "girth"

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tongue-punch my angus also good

  • @Ma1ne2
    @Ma1ne2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.

  • @jackasmaracas4362
    @jackasmaracas4362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    If everyone did their ads like InternetHistorian, TH-cam would be a better place.

    • @gillybuzz
      @gillybuzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      or like cold ones

    • @CharlieFoxtrot
      @CharlieFoxtrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TH-cam would be able to do better ad services if they invested in Cutting Edge Gamer

    • @meanie330
      @meanie330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up stupid

    • @filmjarvis81
      @filmjarvis81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@meanie330 you wrote it wrong, it's spelled "STOOPID!" with capital letters a spat "P" and exclamation mark...

    • @StoneHavel
      @StoneHavel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SILENCE COMMENTER

  • @Rhlgull1331
    @Rhlgull1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    Seriously, what good stories *COULD* you have at a McDonald’s?
    “I had a decent meal one time”???

    • @Usagi393
      @Usagi393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      One time I was only nauseous for about half the day instead of the whole day

    • @Dr.Robotnik
      @Dr.Robotnik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho.
      Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through
      Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room
      Making peanutbutter Mcflurries
      Good shit.

    • @valdemarramirez6015
      @valdemarramirez6015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      One time the ice cream machine was working.....
      Jk that thing nevers works

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lol most probably begin with, "i was so high and nobody else was open so..."

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Once they got my burger just right and it felt like good value for money. I still think about it sometimes."
      I don't know why I put that in quotes because it's fucking true.

  • @mawllly
    @mawllly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    That Raid ad is the closest I have ever gotten to actually playing this game

    • @carsoncarruthers9606
      @carsoncarruthers9606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It actually is fun

    • @takod323
      @takod323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing bot

    • @ThatWeirdGuyFromWork
      @ThatWeirdGuyFromWork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      And it’s the closest I’ll ever get.

    • @user-qw3ju4gv8h
      @user-qw3ju4gv8h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing peasant

    • @rafaelsoler6366
      @rafaelsoler6366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@carsoncarruthers9606 Silence,
      B O T

  • @GBart
    @GBart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I can't believe the cyber police just stood back and did nothing

  • @waspennator
    @waspennator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    Came back here after that one "Women should stay in the kitchen" tweet Burger King UK made.

    • @nickporter9264
      @nickporter9264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Accidentally based Burger King

    • @reddeaddude2187
      @reddeaddude2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao

    • @RedshirtAfficionado
      @RedshirtAfficionado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They what

    • @wittyusername1
      @wittyusername1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      they deleted it, bunch of pussies

    • @christianloper9483
      @christianloper9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@RedshirtAfficionado They were trying to say, "Women belong in the kitchen because they belong in every workplace." Yeah, that was low-hanging fruit for every troll and journo in the universe. If my mom had rolled her eyes any harder they would have fallen out of her head. As if she or any woman really wants to work a low-paying job for strangers and idiots when she can make low-cost food at home for people she loves.

  • @megaxx5868
    @megaxx5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    "Pizza is serious business"
    Me: "oh"
    "DiGiorno-"
    Me: "OH NO NOT THAT ONE"

  • @SpecialEDy
    @SpecialEDy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8984

    The internet:
    The nice thing we have that is also the reason we can't have nice things..

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      The things that ruin nice things are the nice things.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Aflay1 This is true.

    • @aaroncunt4460
      @aaroncunt4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I remember Taylor Swift once did an online vote for her to play a concert at a school for free. 4chan delivered and a school for deaf pupil won the vote by miles xD.

    • @noahhess4955
      @noahhess4955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So true. Not to sound like a grumpy old man but social events have kind of been ruined by internet/smartphones. It’s less appealing to do fun things when people want to put everything they do on the internet.

    • @krispytoast5107
      @krispytoast5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your pfp

  • @pointyorb
    @pointyorb ปีที่แล้ว +48

    14:25
    It's like walking into a funeral and saying "Woah, who died?"

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      More like “are you going to finish that”

  • @Camilo19832001
    @Camilo19832001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Im surprised yall didnt catch the Army’s hashtag “what did the army do for you” turns out it was VERY bad

    • @MrMattumbo
      @MrMattumbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      They should've listened to JFK: "ask not what your nation can do for you, but what you can do for your nation"
      Of course, ole Oswald took that the wrong way...

    • @beef5able
      @beef5able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      it was so fucking great, thinking they were gonna get some good publicity from it. A smack from reality. "I've had the same nightmare for 7 years."

    • @ErectedGasCan
      @ErectedGasCan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrMattumbo Lmfao

    • @SomeGuy1117
      @SomeGuy1117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Same. A lot of messed up stuff PTSD and the VA dragging its feet mostly. Guess it wasn't funny enough seeing as how dark it was.

    • @TheDrizzle404
      @TheDrizzle404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SomeGuy1117 Tragedy is on the same coin as comedy.

  • @thehomie6059
    @thehomie6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Veggie tales bringing up 9/11 is 100% relatable.

  • @vibri_
    @vibri_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    The funniest thing about the DiGiorno's one is how they started apologizing to individual people .

    • @maggs734
      @maggs734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Apparently the initial million apologies weren't enough.

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    9:06 I like how this implies that Ronald exposing himself to that one twitter user is actually real.

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Uh no it doesnt? IH literally says "making stuff up"

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    I would’ve taken Digiornio more seriously if they just said “oh shit sorry we misunderstood the context” and moved on

    • @owenmb984
      @owenmb984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Their joke went hard though

    • @alexbeck8568
      @alexbeck8568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @CHAOSCANDIDATE it went hard for a corporation

    • @alfaivre2990
      @alfaivre2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Well they said they misunderstood the context but didn't do well with the moving on part 🤣

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn why did people like this my comment was trash lol

    • @PajamaJazama
      @PajamaJazama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat you answered your own question bud

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2659

    10:41 - GIRTH!!

    • @corey1846
      @corey1846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Of course that part would resonate with you

    • @awesomises
      @awesomises 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@corey1846 Resonate, but cannot relate.

    • @petepleeb9675
      @petepleeb9675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I see,you are a man of GIRTH aswell ,':)

    • @thelasthunter7906
      @thelasthunter7906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Fix your upload schedule

    • @donovanroundtree524
      @donovanroundtree524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      always has been

  • @aarongiroux5416
    @aarongiroux5416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9301

    for the letting the internet name their baby, Cthulhu All-spark isnt that bad.

    • @gavinsmith1220
      @gavinsmith1220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      Ikr? It's also a kinda sick name. They should have made her middle name cthulhu.

    • @Mysterion557
      @Mysterion557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      I woulda fkn loved to be named Cthulhu All-Spark

    • @xxizcrilexlxx1505
      @xxizcrilexlxx1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Imagine being named
      Christmas day
      Ye internet is not so bad

    • @pierre-alexislachance9718
      @pierre-alexislachance9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      kinda sounds arabic

    • @StinkySnaiI
      @StinkySnaiI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I wonder how Cthulhu is doing today. 🤔

  • @fordtaurus1
    @fordtaurus1 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “There is no “i” in Business” words of a true genius

  • @legion0522
    @legion0522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    “There is no ‘i’ in business”-Internet Historian 2019 this is why I’m here

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Leehamster oooh, say that again 😏

    • @melojelo5724
      @melojelo5724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's no I in business, there's only us comrades

    • @daveed2589
      @daveed2589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bisness

    • @daveed2589
      @daveed2589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait. Shit.

    • @nicklaurindo1916
      @nicklaurindo1916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is no "i" in busness

  • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
    @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    “REPORT THE SPAMMERS!!-Lisa”
    3 minutes later;
    “Lisa is giving out toss jobs near board number 5”

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What is toss job?

    • @zafrel
      @zafrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@RIFLQ its another term for handjob if im not mistaken

    • @Drunkledore
      @Drunkledore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@zafrel Nah, I think it's a cross between tossing the salad (aka eating out the ass) while giving a reach-a-round.

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Drunkledore that's just the Rusty trombone

    • @quanahriddle3065
      @quanahriddle3065 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RectalDiscourse sounds like fun.

  • @wizar6712
    @wizar6712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    “And that was the end of it”
    _15 minutes still in the video_

  • @crispy9175
    @crispy9175 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    9:11 this aged so well. Happy birthday Grimace!

  • @LIFE2STARS
    @LIFE2STARS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4111

    There’s a sandwich shown during the fast scroll named “Virgin Creampie” with ketchup and mayo leaking out the buns. Can’t stop the tears of laughter

  • @awesomo660
    @awesomo660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    Should’ve included the US military “how has serving impacted you?”

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      my son of a bitch father finally died that piece of shit

    • @ohmydog9171
      @ohmydog9171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@thenightjackal jesus

    • @alppp6
      @alppp6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@thenightjackal What the actuall fuck

    • @Alexander-mh2ky
      @Alexander-mh2ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@thenightjackal bruh momento

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You beat me to it just by writing that comment I was literally gonna say that

  • @user-wj3xo9vn2p
    @user-wj3xo9vn2p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    If every ad was made by Internet Historian, I would actually watch them...

    • @person800
      @person800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, this is the only channel that I've whitelisted in SponsorBlock.

    • @Ian-ez3ex
      @Ian-ez3ex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@person800 LMAO

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m waiting for him to do ASMR
      His voice is just soothing

    • @eNodeTG
      @eNodeTG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Completely agree! Was funny as hell, I'd otherwise blow past a mobile game promo.

    • @Basetornado
      @Basetornado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He worked in advertising before he started the channel.

  • @ToxicMothBoi
    @ToxicMothBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The "silence, brand" crab is definetly in my top 5 crabs list

    • @retracelak
      @retracelak ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayo¿

    • @silenceundying
      @silenceundying ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.

  • @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos
    @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4150

    "And honestly... they took it too far."
    Yeah.
    It's /b/.
    edit: came back to this vid, saw like 4k likes, thanks guys... here's a fun fact: the "silence brand" meme was actually "silence liberal" originally, the black bar was to superimpose the word brand.

    • @asiftalpur3758
      @asiftalpur3758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      😩

    • @dirkdiggler8093
      @dirkdiggler8093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Water In a Glass 😩💦🍆

    • @haztetv7226
      @haztetv7226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      /b/ is the new tumblr now, nothing to see there besides degen pr0n

    • @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos
      @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@haztetv7226 /b/ has always been the land of taking it too far and the home of the degenerate pornography

    • @haztetv7226
      @haztetv7226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos /b/ is just degen fap pr0n now, nothing else

  • @mordirit8727
    @mordirit8727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    "How do I contact the cyber police?"
    YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!

    • @SpaceyCortex
      @SpaceyCortex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quick Lisa! Call Karin and Sheila! We need the cyber police manager for this!!

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh hai Mark.

    • @udunn0jb
      @udunn0jb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😹😹😹

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Agile Alliance*: a convention for hardcore software engineers to exchange business, organization and workflow strategies for avoiding crunch sessions and increasing workplace democracy.
      Also Agile Alliance: So how can I contact the cyber police, what's their number

  • @samkunde3408
    @samkunde3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2975

    “McSoliciting McSex” god dammit I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

    • @reido_dorito
      @reido_dorito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too, ngl 😂

    • @biggnesss7192
      @biggnesss7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@reido_dorito with this Corona thing "no tissues" made me cry

    • @ineedabetterpfp2485
      @ineedabetterpfp2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biggnesss You might need some tissues to dry up your tears

    • @lightningshark9867
      @lightningshark9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaleepic

    • @greysolstice5331
      @greysolstice5331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it was a bad idea to eat during that part

  • @Shiestey
    @Shiestey ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The mcd stories always makes me laugh. Only good stories you get from that place are when they actually give you hot food. Actually I lied, one time I only had like $6 and was starving, when I went through the drive thru the lady accidentally handed me a bag that was supposed to go to the car behind me and it was like $30 worth of food. I went home and ate like a king

    • @Dr.LightMarker5613
      @Dr.LightMarker5613 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A Burger King? 😮......il see my self out

  • @zakariaali8864
    @zakariaali8864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22361

    This guy's entire channel is basically summed up as "So 4chan had an idea"

    • @AkinlabiStClair
      @AkinlabiStClair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +634

      I'm wondering what we will have in surprise for 2020

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +915

      Well yeah, he's the Internet Historian. He historises the internet.

    • @zakariaali8864
      @zakariaali8864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      @Todesbewusstsein "and 4chan got involved..."

    • @Foxr-
      @Foxr- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      So /b/ or /pol/

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.

  • @JTheMelon
    @JTheMelon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    This is like the sequel of "Any Poll's a Goal"

  • @godsent280
    @godsent280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    I love Internet Historian Ads, legit the only ads I watch.

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly.

    • @stoniecad7805
      @stoniecad7805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he said he watches the adds not "ask dumb question now"

    • @fudgefudge8913
      @fudgefudge8913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silence, nerds!

    • @hk6970
      @hk6970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Internet Comment Etiquette 's ads are amazing too.

    • @godsent280
      @godsent280 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michael kilby Usually yes, but I didn't like Raid.

  • @parcos5989
    @parcos5989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This maybe the only time I did not skip the sponsorship content and even slightly enjoyed the hosts take on it!! Pretty brilliant work my good sir!

  • @junkyardwulf2874
    @junkyardwulf2874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3646

    Internet Historian " Raid: shado-"
    SILENCE, BRAND

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      but it was the funniest shit

    • @albobdmasta
      @albobdmasta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nois

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AnUnderstoodDeveloper Since when did such a thing have any bearing of ones thoughts on an individual?

    • @junkyardwulf2874
      @junkyardwulf2874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Kaboom Baby uwu

    • @lukassisu9919
      @lukassisu9919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bucket O’ Pasta I asked the ouija board about that one, it said N-O-P-E.

  • @heartlessmushroom
    @heartlessmushroom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    The biggest thing I learned from going to college is that corporate entities are so disconnected from reality they will attempt anything to appear relatable and friendly and pay no heed to the obvious consequences.

    • @tieck4408
      @tieck4408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah my college was like that too.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How’d you learn that from college?

    • @piegunman
      @piegunman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emblemblade9245 they act the same

    • @Nina-cd2eh
      @Nina-cd2eh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao Unironically paying corporations to educate you.

    • @piegunman
      @piegunman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nina-cd2eh otherway around

  • @SilentAbyss1996
    @SilentAbyss1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    Oh, my God. I was so focused on the narrative I didn't notice at first.
    "So, they _rolled the service out...over the tip_ of Dubai, of all places." (12:21)

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      That's so subtle I missed it three times when trying to figure out the point of this comment.

    • @novastarlace
      @novastarlace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Please explain. I need it figure out. I'm crushing myself with a shroud of emptiness.

    • @lukamilosevic661
      @lukamilosevic661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@novastarlace condom. penis. tip.

    • @chinesenoodles25
      @chinesenoodles25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​ peanus lol

    • @enzirin_p
      @enzirin_p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Also the "and to stay tuned for more to come. But there was no more to come... *so to speak* ."
      I lost it when I realized it.

  • @nikkob1252
    @nikkob1252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Playing Geoguessr today and actually ended up in Batman, Turkey. Thank you Internet Historian for gifting me this knowledge

  • @mayettaxtriger436
    @mayettaxtriger436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "automatic twitter feed" "unmoderated message" yea I can already see where this is going.

    • @RegsaGC
      @RegsaGC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It may have gone well for an uncounted number of other places. We will never know because we will never hear about it.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RegsaGC it's twitter, it NEVER goes well. Peta tried it, they launched an hashtag which, if placed in a message, instructed a bot to send a message saying "thanks you for supporting peta blablabla etc..."
      The only little tiny problem was that twitter doesn't really like Peta (their coms departement is really shitty, they create a lot of dramas, they are forced to kill the animals in their refuges because of lack of space, etc...).
      I don't really need to explain what happened, you can watch youtube compilation of it if you want, it was pretty hilarious

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *FURFAG ALERT ! ! !*

    • @mayettaxtriger436
      @mayettaxtriger436 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *clicks gun* if its got fur I can shoot it

  • @beachbum23
    @beachbum23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    "But sadly the cyber police never came"
    *DEAD*

    • @henriquecarvalho7065
      @henriquecarvalho7065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Meeskees De film my face hurts, please help, i need tô stop laughing.

    • @dustinrausch5008
      @dustinrausch5008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good thing too, given that SOS Condoms wasn't around.

  • @fernandoveiga1848
    @fernandoveiga1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4715

    To be honest "bag of lettuce" is fucking hilarious.
    On a side note, we have learnt nothing from boaty mcboatface

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Boaty McBoatface is an amazing name, and they where stupid to not use that amazing name. Cthulhu All-Spark is also a kick ass name, better than fricken Blanket or Apple.
      The lesson here is one that politicians already know: only let people vote if you have already approved every option.

    • @Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer
      @Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      See: Yankee elections, *hahaha*

    • @Nathan-dt2tu
      @Nathan-dt2tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@TlalocTemporal to be fair, they used the name, just not on the vessel they put up the naming vote for. One of the lifeboats or something on the ship was still named Boaty McBoatface

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Nathan-dt2tu -- I think it was the exploration UAV.

    • @emmmm1233
      @emmmm1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I giggled like an idiot at "GIRTH" for a solid two minutes ngl

  • @E579Gaming
    @E579Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    i cant rewatch the burger name scene as everytime i do i laugh for 5 minutes stright and everytime i peak or look at them i laugh even harder

  • @shyne5928
    @shyne5928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

    Raid: Shadow Legends! An extremely mediocre, grindy mobile game that makes you pay to get as far as the second boss! Hundreds of heroes with no personality! Buy now today!

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahaha lol

    • @thesaim1036
      @thesaim1036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      As someone who plays a tons of gacha games I can confidently say that Raid: Shadow Legends sucks a lot of ass.

    • @adrixshadow
      @adrixshadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Raid Meme Sponsorship.

    • @AndreiTache
      @AndreiTache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Huzzah for counter-ads!

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Want to play Raid but have fun? Try Fate/Grand Order, where everyone is a perfect waifu.

  • @reecejulius9072
    @reecejulius9072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Thé man who made the post was probably trying not to laugh his ass off in the conference, while simultaneously thinking “ lord forgive me for what I have done” by setting the Internet off on this poor business

  • @keimmanuel
    @keimmanuel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    "Have you heard about Raid: Shadow Legends": SILENCE, SPONSOR

    • @bit_ronic
      @bit_ronic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *angrily double-tapping*

    • @TheAtomicMango
      @TheAtomicMango 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      NO WE NEED THEM
      at least until they realize who they're sponsoring

    • @9Sjoerd5
      @9Sjoerd5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean, this sponsor gave the content creator quite some freedom it seems so that's pritty cool. Better than a lot of adds

    • @Gamba_gaming5903
      @Gamba_gaming5903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up, weeb

    • @aw6743
      @aw6743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My dudes you should just watch it because it's very well made by him. I don't see it as an AD but more as a creative piece of art

  • @Dontworryaboutmynam
    @Dontworryaboutmynam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Whenever I’m feeling down I’ll rewatch internet historian Videos such as this one. They Always make me smile.

  • @lgglc9274
    @lgglc9274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Hands down internet historian has the best ads on youtube so good i dont even skip them its like a part of the video

    • @pstrap1311
      @pstrap1311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So I take you will be buying that stupid ass game then?

    • @lgglc9274
      @lgglc9274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@pstrap1311 no I'm simply saying internet historian has some of the most entertaining ads on TH-cam because they get the same attention as the rest video. Just because I think an ad is entertaining doesn't mean I'll get the product. Its just a well made funny advertisment. Brainlet.

    • @crazyfrogracer2pro848
      @crazyfrogracer2pro848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only maxmoefoe and chad rivals him on good ads.

    • @dovydasgrigas441
      @dovydasgrigas441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im glad internet historian is getting the stacks of money raid is giving and also making it a good segment. I doubt many people actually buy into it but I hope theres enough to keep this up.

  • @SeriousBusinessman.
    @SeriousBusinessman. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    As a Serious Businessman, the seriousness of this business being ruined by this "4Chan" figure is horrendous.

  • @starcetus
    @starcetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5460

    Stocks are serious business.......
    Then some Redditors had a very unprofessional idea

    • @jonathanwright8025
      @jonathanwright8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      I can't wait for that episode.

    • @Jen-xm9bp
      @Jen-xm9bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      And the price of dogecoin went up

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.

    • @blue04mx53
      @blue04mx53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@thewhompingwampa2671 and now those hookers can't pay their rent.

    • @DynaDere
      @DynaDere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@blue04mx53 they can find other clients, they don't sign contracts, lol

  • @BIGKAB797
    @BIGKAB797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "How do I contact the cyber police" I laughed so hard it gave me a headache 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juliusraben3526
    @juliusraben3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3483

    "Whopper, no unions" killed me harder then it should.
    A salute, to a unknown hero.

  • @Joneewars2
    @Joneewars2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1672

    "This video is sponsored by Raid Sh-"
    SILENCE
    *BRAND*

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7627

    "Cthulhu All-Spark" is still a better name than "X AE A-XII".

    • @adonissherlock
      @adonissherlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Raiden-pi3gt >reddit

    • @cmdrmeldoc59
      @cmdrmeldoc59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      When you don’t have the letter Æ available on your keyboard 🤣

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ​@@cmdrmeldoc59​
      ALT + 0198

    • @valdemarramirez6015
      @valdemarramirez6015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Her Elven spelling of Ai"
      Wtf does that even mean?

    • @GrandDaddyCough
      @GrandDaddyCough 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But not as good as Futt Buckerson on wkuk channel

  • @daemonsilver3304
    @daemonsilver3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the entire channel.

  • @yeehaw142
    @yeehaw142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    "A woman McSoliciting McSex"

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      he should've said McWoman

    • @kaiviru
      @kaiviru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@erojerisiz1571 funny, cause that would imply that she's a product.

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaiviru yes but she was giving herself up as a product. I think that's what prostitution is thats why "pimping" means "selling women" or selling humans in general.

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 that's precisely what makes her a McWoman

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erojerisiz1571 lol

  • @darianbear5400
    @darianbear5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3169

    The DiGiorno fuck up is literally the funniest thing

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      They have a lot of pizza though

    • @spacegerrit9499
      @spacegerrit9499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      They had pizza dough
      get it.

    • @NrettG
      @NrettG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Burger King really decided to 6th gear towards being better than that.

    • @romeersharma2488
      @romeersharma2488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Bryson Burchfield if they created a 4chan account and gloated about it on /b/, I would buy it

    • @captaincrispy2184
      @captaincrispy2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NrettG Oh, what was that like?

  • @ScrambledAndBenedict
    @ScrambledAndBenedict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    The "Girth" burger is just one of those things where every so often I look it up, stare at that picture, and just laugh so hard that no sound comes out for like 30 straight seconds. If only the person who came up with that could know just how much joy he has brought to my life lmfao

    • @Guydude777
      @Guydude777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Came to the comment section before watching the video, looked it up, and just about had the same reaction. Cheers mate!

    • @elyria9788
      @elyria9788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      All burgers are equally girthy, it made no sense. Shoulda been the lengthy.

    • @ssp9980
      @ssp9980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Let the guys enjoy the girth please miss

    • @NihilistCoomerLord
      @NihilistCoomerLord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@elyria9788 I think it’s because all that meat will make you girthy, though I could be wrong

    • @SolstaceWinters
      @SolstaceWinters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@elyria9788 To quote a wise Markiplier, "It's not about size, it's about POWER!"