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  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    10:41 - GIRTH!!

    • @corey1846
      @corey1846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Of course that part would resonate with you

    • @awesomises
      @awesomises 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@corey1846 Resonate, but cannot relate.

    • @petepleeb9675
      @petepleeb9675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I see,you are a man of GIRTH aswell ,':)

    • @thelasthunter7906
      @thelasthunter7906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Fix your upload schedule

    • @donovanroundtree524
      @donovanroundtree524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      always has been

  • @gcircle
    @gcircle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5382

    "An automatic Twitter feed" oh no
    "unmoderated" OH NO
    "it even displays images" *LORD HAVE MERCY*

    • @makeuswhole2169
      @makeuswhole2169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      I laughed progressively harder as he went on

    • @Chaos_Vulpix
      @Chaos_Vulpix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      The moment those words were said, I already knew where this was going

    • @isphus
      @isphus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      OH LAWD DEY COMIN'!

    • @cheezburgrproduction
      @cheezburgrproduction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      420th like. Ayy lmao

    • @michaelsaenz380
      @michaelsaenz380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PepeLaugh

  • @therocketboost
    @therocketboost 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2864

    I worked at a publication covering the marketing industry and you cannot understand how much "silence, brand" got under their skins. They HATED it.

    • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
      @RegalRoyalWasTaken 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

      That is absolutely amazing

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

      A reason to keep it going and create new ones. We have an affect on them, we can use this.

    • @DoobieKeebler
      @DoobieKeebler 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +321

      Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses.
      When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly.
      A. Littllle. Pricklay....

    • @switchbladejimmy7655
      @switchbladejimmy7655 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      That's so good. Got any stories?

    • @therocketboost
      @therocketboost 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +291

      @@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc.
      Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1161

    That DiGiorno tweet actually tanked the company's stock value for a little while. Imagine being that social media manager. Imagine doing your job so badly in one moment that the entire board of directors learns your name.

    • @switchbladejimmy7655
      @switchbladejimmy7655 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Lmao sucks to be him

    • @andyb2028
      @andyb2028 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Sounds like butt light these days

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@andyb2028 I never understood why someone would drink that piss in the first place.

    • @Iranoutofideasforachannelname
      @Iranoutofideasforachannelname 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Titter users prove themselves soft yet again...

    • @ShapezPuller64
      @ShapezPuller64 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing.
      Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.

  • @lils426
    @lils426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4656

    “Hey I’m going to McDonald’s you want anything?”
    “Yep can I get a Mein Kampf with a side of medium fries and a shake?”

    • @coldire1016
      @coldire1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Sorry the ice cream machine is broken.... again

    • @lils426
      @lils426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Dammit

    • @McBanditHope
      @McBanditHope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why would you want one of those awful chemical shakes anyway?

    • @williamhayes2479
      @williamhayes2479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I'm sorry, all we have available is the atheist delights combo meal that comes with nothing.

    • @lils426
      @lils426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Fine, I like my chemicals. I’ll have an Atheist’s Delight

  • @darkbrisco
    @darkbrisco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4455

    "And your *unmoderated* message will appear on the board"
    It was at that moment.

    • @isphus
      @isphus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Agile2013 knew

    • @modernwarrior24
      @modernwarrior24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Oh my poor naive people. Unmoderated lol

    • @jack11___33
      @jack11___33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      They fucked up

    • @vertex8863
      @vertex8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That they knew they fuckded up

    • @BboyKeny
      @BboyKeny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We had that at my school, it was beautiful

  • @melon5394
    @melon5394 ปีที่แล้ว +4737

    This man makes the most rewatchable videos in existence

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What about Mista GG's Predator Chronicles?

    • @Inex0903
      @Inex0903 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      ​@@bast4rdlyreaper unwatchable even 1 time

    • @UFO_PILOT
      @UFO_PILOT ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right up there with RLM

    • @voodoo2445
      @voodoo2445 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fact

    • @nblookmask3374
      @nblookmask3374 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣

  • @3isr3g3n
    @3isr3g3n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako ปีที่แล้ว +80

      No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.

    • @XxXShevampXxX
      @XxXShevampXxX ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.

    • @patrickmartin2236
      @patrickmartin2236 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      ​@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall.
      Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They tried to have some panel at FabTech. The people there laughed them out of the building.

    • @life_of_riley88
      @life_of_riley88 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@scottrackley4457Really, at FabTech???

  • @JoaoLucas-se7vz
    @JoaoLucas-se7vz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15754

    "There were interactive display boards."
    Oh no.
    "With an unmoderated Twitter feed."
    *OH NO*

    • @Ian-oe9wp
      @Ian-oe9wp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      oh no seems I've slipped

    • @ciai_6199
      @ciai_6199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      what an unfortunate disaster it would be if somebody where to tear my clothes off and ravage the area

    • @darykeng
      @darykeng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Internet: *OH YES!*

    • @signer0001
      @signer0001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      "and then even displayed images"
      O H N O

    • @c.m3558
      @c.m3558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Brand: _Are you going to do that 4chan thing ?_
      Shit Posters: *YES YES YES YES YEEEEES*

  • @Podrick-
    @Podrick- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4169

    All it took was the word "UNMODERATED" for everyone to know exactly what was going to happen

    • @msbae
      @msbae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Forgive them Lord, even though they knew exactly what they were doing... :P

    • @rosehites3419
      @rosehites3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hi Jesus

    • @raynardrapael5559
      @raynardrapael5559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When will you transformed into doom guy?

    • @tryhardfinessedyou
      @tryhardfinessedyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "someone had a very unprofessional idea" made me laugh harder than it should have.

    • @ianparrent6012
      @ianparrent6012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually remember those threads.
      It was cash.

  • @angiki9988
    @angiki9988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    This video could honestly be shown as training at PR firms.

  • @MsHarpsychord
    @MsHarpsychord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    There must be a rule on the Internet.
    No matter how professional your company is, there will be at least one active edge lord from /b/

    • @gl1tchygreml1n
      @gl1tchygreml1n 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now someone needs to troll Raid: Shadow Legends

    • @leandergihr9598
      @leandergihr9598 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Internet historian already trolled raid shadow

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What if the /b/ guy... Is the man behind the campaign?

  • @quentingilanian8045
    @quentingilanian8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3989

    "Live, unmoderated Twitter feed..."
    oh no.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      "it even displays images"
      OH NO

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@Brainwave101 who the FUCK is getting fired for thinking this would work out

    • @Para0234
      @Para0234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Brainwave101 OH YES

    • @stanley1698
      @stanley1698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      "All you need is one hashtag"
      Lord have mercy

    • @scyra9997
      @scyra9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Just sounds like 4chan

  • @gmodguy749
    @gmodguy749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8053

    I can at least appreciate his genuine attempts to make ads about a shitty mobile game funny.

    • @The_Most_Chad_Of_Chads
      @The_Most_Chad_Of_Chads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      TheLuggy His add made me low key want to try Raid Shadow leggins

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @Bored Again ya that's what I figured it was. I dont blame him for the ads because it probably pays decent

    • @JD-cp7hl
      @JD-cp7hl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      His ads are art

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah

    • @memegazer
      @memegazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I can at least appreciate that he got his own sponsors instead of whining about demonetization.

  • @JonesySurvived
    @JonesySurvived ปีที่แล้ว +338

    This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold.
    I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference.
    For a change.

  • @DPMusicStudio
    @DPMusicStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I swear to god, 75% of the brilliance of these videos is his voice. Just perfection.

  • @techneip5449
    @techneip5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18224

    This feels like a sequel to “Any Poll’s a Goal”

    • @fapsnhaps8443
      @fapsnhaps8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      And for that I couldn't be happier.

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Techneip or a Spin-off

    • @maayang7777
      @maayang7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Its great right?

    • @HE13272326
      @HE13272326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Polls should be considered as WMDs (Weapons of Mass Disagreement)

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Huh.

  • @TheJespeon
    @TheJespeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7220

    "unmoderated tweets"
    oh no
    "it even displays images"
    *oh NO*

    • @WineScrounger
      @WineScrounger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Jesp that and /b/ ... it’s the perfect (shit)storm

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      oh YES!

    • @supernova4378
      @supernova4378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      uh oh
      UH OH
      UH OH

    • @GentIemanThief
      @GentIemanThief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I had to pause the video there in order to calm my preemptive laughter and brace for what I knew was coming.

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "Unmoderated Tweets"
      _Dear God_
      "There's more"
      *_NO._*

  • @GOICOBA
    @GOICOBA 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    As someone who had his will to live sucked out of him by a department through agile management, this brightened my mood immeasurably.

  • @crispy9175
    @crispy9175 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    9:11 this aged so well. Happy birthday Grimace!

  • @numbskull4899
    @numbskull4899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14386

    How to summarize every internet story
    "It was all going great until 4chan"

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

      "And then it became amazing"

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade see: /SG/ calling in airstrikes on ISIS for the best of the internet

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      @Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade 4chan is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral.

    • @peepas2633
      @peepas2633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL! Thats SO true!!!!!!!!!2

    • @linkmariokirby7373
      @linkmariokirby7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It was all going great.
      And then the gamer nation attacked.

  • @pooaddict9452
    @pooaddict9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7240

    one of the burgers is called “north koreas rations” it’s just lettuce.

    • @nattesnovgrel5172
      @nattesnovgrel5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      Too much food honestly

    • @pooaddict9452
      @pooaddict9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel I think so

    • @pooaddict9452
      @pooaddict9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel either way it’s still pretty accurate

    • @kimdongwon9782
      @kimdongwon9782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Guppy's Gaming Channel Ahem, Yes Kimchi is fermented cabbage.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Not accurate, should be a single sesame seed

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    9:06 I like how this implies that Ronald exposing himself to that one twitter user is actually real.

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Uh no it doesnt? IH literally says "making stuff up"

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

    • @Volcano22207
      @Volcano22207 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

  • @Goldencoins
    @Goldencoins ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I lost it at the censoring for "Man eating a hotdog. Except there's no bun and no hotdog".

  • @starslayer8390
    @starslayer8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9135

    I love how you somehow managed to make the entire ad for Raid one gigantic piss take and still get sponsored again. Truly, this is an art form.

    • @specialdelivery9196
      @specialdelivery9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      I have a feeling the Raid devs are fans

    • @starslayer8390
      @starslayer8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      @@specialdelivery9196 Perhaps. That doesn't make it any less amusing.

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      "I'm shilling _ironically!_"

    • @gino14
      @gino14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      Let's be honest, this is the closest I've come to wanting to try Maid: Shadow the Hedgehogs and I highly doubt I'm the only one

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@gino14 Is reverse psychological advertising a thing now?

  • @ephemeric8937
    @ephemeric8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10463

    My favourite hashtag is from the US Army, saying "how has serving impacted you". Imagine how that one goes.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Lol

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      ALU ACKBAR

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

      Generational trauma! My grandparents beat my parents and now I'm traumatized by poor parenting. Yay....

    • @alitaj7776
      @alitaj7776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@dean_l33 bruh 🤣

    • @user-ut9ln4vd5m
      @user-ut9ln4vd5m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@h.r.9563 What's that got to do with the army? They don't recruit toddlers, or teach childcare... do they?

  • @Ma1ne2
    @Ma1ne2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.

  • @heirofaniu
    @heirofaniu ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *bows head* Thank you for your service.

    • @gaveman5051
      @gaveman5051 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It's an honor to be in the presence of a combat veteran

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thank you, for all you've done for the internet.

    • @KnightofChaosDeck
      @KnightofChaosDeck 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Good sir.

    • @destroyrebuild
      @destroyrebuild 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you for your sacrifice.

  • @therandomperson02
    @therandomperson02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11916

    "Dad why is my sister's name Cthulhu All-Spark?"
    "Because your mother uh... loves Cthulhu. And the All-Spark."
    "Thanks dad"
    "No problem Raid: Shadow Legends"

  • @jamiest3772
    @jamiest3772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3627

    "raid shadow legends"
    SILENCE,
    BRAND

    • @spacesponge8732
      @spacesponge8732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      There is no brand.
      There is only Shadow Man

    • @connorskjei2104
      @connorskjei2104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah...

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      SILENCE,
      -Sees Internet Historian doing his usual style of advertising-
      PROCEED,
      BRAND

    • @fright635
      @fright635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Are you playing a console? Throw it in the trash, my dude!

    • @hellothere5843
      @hellothere5843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@fright635 tHat'S mY diAlysiS mAchIne

  • @DescendingVelocity
    @DescendingVelocity 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    The mcd stories always makes me laugh. Only good stories you get from that place are when they actually give you hot food. Actually I lied, one time I only had like $6 and was starving, when I went through the drive thru the lady accidentally handed me a bag that was supposed to go to the car behind me and it was like $30 worth of food. I went home and ate like a king

  • @pointyorb
    @pointyorb ปีที่แล้ว +13

    14:25
    It's like walking into a funeral and saying "Woah, who died?"

  • @evanredacted7977
    @evanredacted7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9017

    Agile is literally about software development how did they NOT see this coming

    • @yosarianilivestech4018
      @yosarianilivestech4018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +740

      It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      Odds are that this was a corporate decision and that they probably ignored multiple suggestions to make this not horrible.

    • @antoncid5044
      @antoncid5044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      I don't understand why they didn't just turn off the screens lmao, who cares if /b/ takes over a hashtag or a website when the screens are off anyway

    • @yosarianilivestech4018
      @yosarianilivestech4018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      @@antoncid5044 a corporation fixing something the proper way? Lmao

    • @cursedmailman3999
      @cursedmailman3999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I am 100% convinced it was a publicity stunt and you can't tell me otherwise

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    Just.. just have someone moderate it.

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random.
      I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."

    • @scatman8963
      @scatman8963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      but its funny

    • @jcpkill1175
      @jcpkill1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Have a guard at the door, not a guard waiting to kick them out.

    • @philippec46
      @philippec46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4Head

    • @electron6825
      @electron6825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @James Brincefield Deluxe McHitler with fries

  • @parcos5989
    @parcos5989 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This maybe the only time I did not skip the sponsorship content and even slightly enjoyed the hosts take on it!! Pretty brilliant work my good sir!

  • @Dontworryaboutmynam
    @Dontworryaboutmynam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Whenever I’m feeling down I’ll rewatch internet historian Videos such as this one. They Always make me smile.

  • @NunofyaFB
    @NunofyaFB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5495

    Company: *tries to do something online involving the public*
    4chan: So you have chosen... death

    • @Jay-ln1co
      @Jay-ln1co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      "He chose... poorly."

    • @Darthlazer3
      @Darthlazer3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Any publicity is good publicity

    • @WMan37
      @WMan37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "X: Does thing
      Y: Does thing"
      This is the Arrow to the Knee joke of 2019.

    • @braydenharris2983
      @braydenharris2983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      None of your fucking business this is why we hate 4chan

    • @reym5180
      @reym5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@braydenharris2983 Love*

  • @zakariaali8864
    @zakariaali8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22265

    This guy's entire channel is basically summed up as "So 4chan had an idea"

    • @AkinlabiStClair
      @AkinlabiStClair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      I'm wondering what we will have in surprise for 2020

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

      Well yeah, he's the Internet Historian. He historises the internet.

    • @zakariaali8864
      @zakariaali8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

      @Todesbewusstsein "and 4chan got involved..."

    • @Foxr-
      @Foxr- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      So /b/ or /pol/

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.

  • @kbone797
    @kbone797 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "How do I contact the cyber police" I laughed so hard it gave me a headache 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ToxicMothBoi
    @ToxicMothBoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The "silence, brand" crab is definetly in my top 5 crabs list

    • @retracelak
      @retracelak 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ayo¿

    • @silenceundying
      @silenceundying 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5570

    “I stayed because of the pizza” was only the start. Now we have amazing corporate tweets like “women belong in the Burger King kitchen”

    • @francisgoin3112
      @francisgoin3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

      and "be less white"

    • @yeah2956
      @yeah2956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@francisgoin3112 which one was that?

    • @englandismycity181
      @englandismycity181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      @@yeah2956 Coke

    • @TheRambunctious
      @TheRambunctious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Don’t forget all the companies saying “age is just a number”

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      "Most of our producers aren't predators" -Netflix

  • @chonkokong513
    @chonkokong513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6054

    Some business tips:
    - NEVER EVER do an online poll
    - regulate your twitter hastags
    - don't let people make or name some thing

    • @Comboowo
      @Comboowo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Tip #3 would probably be in the same category as tip #1.

    • @chonkokong513
      @chonkokong513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Comboowo 👍

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      4-If you don't have a social media expert, whitelist EVERYTHING.

    • @hilfemajster4234
      @hilfemajster4234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      - ignore steps above for free publicity.

    • @memz4523
      @memz4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only non-humans are able to name things

  • @E579Gaming
    @E579Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +38

    i cant rewatch the burger name scene as everytime i do i laugh for 5 minutes stright and everytime i peak or look at them i laugh even harder

  • @daemonsilver3304
    @daemonsilver3304 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the entire channel.

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    “Unmoderated.” Yup, see where this is going.

    • @fbi1307
      @fbi1307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

  • @aarongiroux5416
    @aarongiroux5416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9288

    for the letting the internet name their baby, Cthulhu All-spark isnt that bad.

    • @gavinsmith1220
      @gavinsmith1220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      Ikr? It's also a kinda sick name. They should have made her middle name cthulhu.

    • @Mysterion557
      @Mysterion557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      I woulda fkn loved to be named Cthulhu All-Spark

    • @xxizcrilexlxx1505
      @xxizcrilexlxx1505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Imagine being named
      Christmas day
      Ye internet is not so bad

    • @pierre-alexislachance9718
      @pierre-alexislachance9718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      kinda sounds arabic

    • @StinkySnaiI
      @StinkySnaiI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I wonder how Cthulhu is doing today. 🤔

  • @nikkob1252
    @nikkob1252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Playing Geoguessr today and actually ended up in Batman, Turkey. Thank you Internet Historian for gifting me this knowledge

  • @levelxxiv
    @levelxxiv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching this in the future hearing about twitter is absolutely hilarious! Historian should make a part 2

  • @Rhlgull1331
    @Rhlgull1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2738

    Seriously, what good stories *COULD* you have at a McDonald’s?
    “I had a decent meal one time”???

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      One time my daughter's nugget happy meal didn't have a blue surgical face masked baked into it.
      Just mcd things

    • @Usagi393
      @Usagi393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      One time I was only nauseous for about half the day instead of the whole day

    • @Dr.Robotnik
      @Dr.Robotnik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho.
      Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through
      Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room
      Making peanutbutter Mcflurries
      Good shit.

    • @valdemarramirez6015
      @valdemarramirez6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      One time the ice cream machine was working.....
      Jk that thing nevers works

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol most probably begin with, "i was so high and nobody else was open so..."

  • @samkunde3408
    @samkunde3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    “McSoliciting McSex” god dammit I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

    • @reido_dorito
      @reido_dorito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too, ngl 😂

    • @biggnesss7192
      @biggnesss7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@reido_dorito with this Corona thing "no tissues" made me cry

    • @ineedabetterpfp2485
      @ineedabetterpfp2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biggnesss You might need some tissues to dry up your tears

    • @lightningshark9867
      @lightningshark9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaleepic

    • @greysolstice5331
      @greysolstice5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it was a bad idea to eat during that part

  • @thedipermontshow
    @thedipermontshow ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:05 that still gives me chills to this day.

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this is proof of how out of touch corporations are the general public will not stop at any chance to make fun of them.

    • @Mordalon
      @Mordalon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      except even the ones that are current are lambasted.

  • @LIFE2STARS
    @LIFE2STARS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4097

    There’s a sandwich shown during the fast scroll named “Virgin Creampie” with ketchup and mayo leaking out the buns. Can’t stop the tears of laughter

  • @sciencoking
    @sciencoking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    You used actual Harold's TED talk. This is getting deep

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      who is harold?

    • @ratmcgee8464
      @ratmcgee8464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      saliorseal it’s the sad looking guy who he uses as his icon

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ratmcgee8464 thx

    • @KameronJ7
      @KameronJ7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      A little more ad revenue and Harold will be on retainer to pose for custom stock photos

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oh my god, has that not been the Internet Historian this entire time? My mind has been blown.

  • @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch
    @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This was, above all else, a wake-up call to the organizers about just what can go wrong when you're dealing with the internet. 4chan poked holes into every single terrible, flawed idea the organizers had.

  • @mikoro88
    @mikoro88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your sponsored segments are always the best! Hilarious! Love your work!:)

  • @TheSamuelOwens
    @TheSamuelOwens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3279

    I laughed so hard at the “There’s no “I” in business. Quality joke.

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah man hilarious and accessible for any retard that can spell

    • @TheSamuelOwens
      @TheSamuelOwens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kamikaze Commie sure thing dude

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@KamikazeCommie501 "wow I'm so edgy and cool"

    • @majima2140
      @majima2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      r/iamverysmart

    • @emenova3553
      @emenova3553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KamikazeCommie501 ok edge

  • @waspennator
    @waspennator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    Came back here after that one "Women should stay in the kitchen" tweet Burger King UK made.

    • @nickporter9264
      @nickporter9264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Accidentally based Burger King

    • @reddeaddude2187
      @reddeaddude2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao

    • @PoshBeard
      @PoshBeard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They what

    • @wittyusername9152
      @wittyusername9152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      they deleted it, bunch of pussies

    • @SIXZRN
      @SIXZRN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@wittyusername9152 don't cut yourself on all that edge

  • @GBart
    @GBart ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't believe the cyber police just stood back and did nothing

  • @Superfluous.
    @Superfluous. ปีที่แล้ว +18

    If you think about it, that conference was a huge success.
    Sure, it wasn't thanks to business, but the PR that came from it made it immortal.

  • @lordwaffle4614
    @lordwaffle4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7050

    If raid: shadow legends added internet historian as shadow man to the game, I would actually download and play it.

    • @alejandrosaez6612
      @alejandrosaez6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Judgedlettuc

    • @fizzizist
      @fizzizist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@alejandrosaez6612 I tried saying out loud what you commented but my PC started to float

    • @alejandrosaez6612
      @alejandrosaez6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fizzizist exhume

    • @gaspartiznado6418
      @gaspartiznado6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @krashface4870
      @krashface4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Let's hope they remember the "ow" or we'll get the Shad Man in Raid.

  • @starcetus
    @starcetus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5436

    Stocks are serious business.......
    Then some Redditors had a very unprofessional idea

    • @jonathanwright8025
      @jonathanwright8025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      I can't wait for that episode.

    • @Jen-xm9bp
      @Jen-xm9bp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      And the price of dogecoin went up

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.

    • @blue04mx53
      @blue04mx53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@thewhompingwampa2671 and now those hookers can't pay their rent.

    • @DynaDere
      @DynaDere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@blue04mx53 they can find other clients, they don't sign contracts, lol

  • @nonstopnate.
    @nonstopnate. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No joke this the best video on TH-cam I’ve watched it like 4 times and have died of laughter every time

  • @ArnieS1947
    @ArnieS1947 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. I properly cried with laughter. Thank you.

  • @fromtheotherguy3284
    @fromtheotherguy3284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    I'm surprised you haven't put down the "How has serving impacted you?" Ironically enough, it wasn't trolls that blew it up, it was actual veterans that had a lot of depressing stories.

    • @Sodaairsoft
      @Sodaairsoft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      That was a train wreck and i loved every minute of it.

    • @MeatPopsicle345
      @MeatPopsicle345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Very unprofessional

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tell me more. What was it about? What were the responses?

    • @lolsmileyface856
      @lolsmileyface856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@Assault_Butter_Knife a lot of it mainly about mental illnesses they got because of serving (PTSD, depression, anxiety) and some more about how ones family member or s/o became abusive after serving. It was gr8 to see it backfire on them

    • @loone3100
      @loone3100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Assault butter knife with tactical grip The US Army put out a twitter post asking “how has serving impacted you?” The response was either from family or friends who won’t be seeing their loved ones again, OR actual veterans talking about how serving had ruined their life.

  • @ceoofgrind8101
    @ceoofgrind8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    "Trust in the kindness of strange..."
    *it was Cthulu Allspark*

    • @maxma1203
      @maxma1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      i wish my name would become Cthulu Allspark

    • @LIFE2STARS
      @LIFE2STARS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Top 3 I spotted Megatron. That should have been the one 😂

    • @NaughtyShrink
      @NaughtyShrink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It could've been so much worse. Legit a bangin name.

    • @alanmechling9822
      @alanmechling9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.

  • @thed7235
    @thed7235 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This could've all been avoided if they just made the screens only display tweets of company members, or attendees.

  • @waterpoloman08
    @waterpoloman08 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Help me this is internet historian video number 8 in a row, it’s so good I can’t stop.

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7644

    "Cthulhu All-Spark" is still a better name than "X AE A-XII".

    • @adonissherlock
      @adonissherlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Raiden-pi3gt >reddit

    • @cmdrmeldoc59
      @cmdrmeldoc59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      When you don’t have the letter Æ available on your keyboard 🤣

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ​@@cmdrmeldoc59​
      ALT + 0198

    • @valdemarramirez6015
      @valdemarramirez6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Her Elven spelling of Ai"
      Wtf does that even mean?

    • @GrandDaddyCough
      @GrandDaddyCough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But not as good as Futt Buckerson on wkuk channel

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5283

    We need you again, Historian.
    Fallout 76. It's even worse now.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Toxic mold and subscriptions fees, oh my.

    • @Sugefut
      @Sugefut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Eviscerate I knew one person, and he is no respected because of it.

    • @soap1280
      @soap1280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes pls

    • @bonnczech6974
      @bonnczech6974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Try outerworld by obsidian its good

    • @ashhasalizard2129
      @ashhasalizard2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wanted to like but it's at 666

  • @bananaalien8141
    @bananaalien8141 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don’t know why the “BATMAN” one just made me burst out laughing 😊

  • @jonnygage5384
    @jonnygage5384 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This why I love the internet!

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    “There is no “I” in business.”
    Still my favorite joke.

  • @BreezeWeezy
    @BreezeWeezy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    “There is no I in business”
    *Y e a h i t ‘ s b i g b r a i n t i m e*

  • @ChrisPoindexter98
    @ChrisPoindexter98 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    omg, speaking of things that made you laugh out loud real hard, mine was at the visual gag at the end, *bloody brilliant!* 😆💓

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:33 You'd Think They'd just go to Las Vegas and Amsterdam. Also Huntsville (Rocket City), for the memes.

  • @xtrem5428
    @xtrem5428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12136

    Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.

    • @SudrianTales
      @SudrianTales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

      Theyre good with tech and business, not so good with people

    • @TheStatisticalPizza
      @TheStatisticalPizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

      Agile is a Tony Robbins style cult for project managers who have no idea how software development works

    • @WhatAHorribleNight
      @WhatAHorribleNight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +598

      @@TheStatisticalPizza 100% correct. I get so sick of PMs talking about Agile like it makes them a developer.

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Some raids are in bad taste, but when it's uppity people in a context like that... The raids can be hilariously amusing.

    • @winterwinter7505
      @winterwinter7505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You make it sound like us internet people are that much better with people...some are good with development, others with other things..

  • @mawllly
    @mawllly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    That Raid ad is the closest I have ever gotten to actually playing this game

    • @carsoncarruthers9606
      @carsoncarruthers9606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It actually is fun

    • @takod323
      @takod323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing bot

    • @ThatWeirdGuyFromWork
      @ThatWeirdGuyFromWork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And it’s the closest I’ll ever get.

    • @user-qw3ju4gv8h
      @user-qw3ju4gv8h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing peasant

    • @rafaelsoler6366
      @rafaelsoler6366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@carsoncarruthers9606 Silence,
      B O T

  • @russel7766
    @russel7766 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Agile attack hit home for me since I was on /b/ to witness the attack in real time

  • @daltonvargas15
    @daltonvargas15 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    DiGiorno's move to break a chain of sad testimonies was a heroic deed.

  • @jacksimpson4362
    @jacksimpson4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2133

    If everyone did their ads like InternetHistorian, TH-cam would be a better place.

    • @gillybuzz
      @gillybuzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      or like cold ones

    • @CharlieFoxtrot
      @CharlieFoxtrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TH-cam would be able to do better ad services if they invested in Cutting Edge Gamer

    • @meanie330
      @meanie330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up stupid

    • @filmjarvis81
      @filmjarvis81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@meanie330 you wrote it wrong, it's spelled "STOOPID!" with capital letters a spat "P" and exclamation mark...

    • @StonePenis
      @StonePenis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SILENCE COMMENTER

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2950

    I would’ve taken Digiornio more seriously if they just said “oh shit sorry we misunderstood the context” and moved on

    • @owenmb984
      @owenmb984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Their joke went hard though

    • @alexbeck8568
      @alexbeck8568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @CHAOSCANDIDATE it went hard for a corporation

    • @alfaivre2990
      @alfaivre2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Well they said they misunderstood the context but didn't do well with the moving on part 🤣

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn why did people like this my comment was trash lol

    • @PajamaJazama
      @PajamaJazama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat you answered your own question bud

  • @NohabloEng
    @NohabloEng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's the memes & what he does with them that makes me laugh with these vids 🤌🏻😂

  • @baronvonbeandip
    @baronvonbeandip 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    It seems like advertising and marketing has stopping trying since these transpired. Now, marketers seem to be *intentionally annoying* instead of mildly cringy.
    I wish we could go back to old-ass boomer marketing.

    • @johnbaker9581
      @johnbaker9581 หลายเดือนก่อน

      idk sometimes a like it when a intern gets spicy on the company brand account like sunny d going “i cant do this anymore”

  • @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos
    @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4127

    "And honestly... they took it too far."
    Yeah.
    It's /b/.
    edit: came back to this vid, saw like 4k likes, thanks guys... here's a fun fact: the "silence brand" meme was actually "silence liberal" originally, the black bar was to superimpose the word brand.

    • @asiftalpur3758
      @asiftalpur3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      😩

    • @dirkdiggler8093
      @dirkdiggler8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Water In a Glass 😩💦🍆

    • @haztetv7226
      @haztetv7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      /b/ is the new tumblr now, nothing to see there besides degen pr0n

    • @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos
      @ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@haztetv7226 /b/ has always been the land of taking it too far and the home of the degenerate pornography

    • @haztetv7226
      @haztetv7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos /b/ is just degen fap pr0n now, nothing else

  • @Joneewars2
    @Joneewars2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    "This video is sponsored by Raid Sh-"
    SILENCE
    *BRAND*

  • @majoralex1576
    @majoralex1576 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never enjoyed an ad so much before!

  • @skeeterhoney
    @skeeterhoney ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is some of your absolute best work.

  • @DGGRevolution
    @DGGRevolution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "...and there's interactive display boards..."
    You don't need to finish the video, I feel like I already know how this ends.

    • @pmurtnidalaP
      @pmurtnidalaP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The plot twist being actually he does, because that's like a quarter of the video lol

    • @adnan8837
      @adnan8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pmurtnidalaP the plot twist is that the original commentator already knows this, because he already watched the video lol

  • @trevorp8124
    @trevorp8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    IH: "...but all of them were outshined, with the most votes counted for-"
    Me: "Pyongyang"
    IH: "Batman"
    Me: "Oh"

    • @wisemage0
      @wisemage0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I predicted Afghanistan.

    • @wildwoody8324
      @wildwoody8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guessed Mogadishu

    • @Psykomancer
      @Psykomancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My guess was the Vatican

    • @Azivegu
      @Azivegu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I predicted Kut in Iraq, Kut meaning vagina in Dutch

    • @Alex-mq6qi
      @Alex-mq6qi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME. Either that or Bangkok

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Classic Internet Historian videos perfected
    Edit: I looked up the Tweets on google but instead got slides from Agile that said "learn leadership styles with Star Wars characters". Amazing business

  • @legoguy217
    @legoguy217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3051

    "An RPG PVP DVD for people with ADHD"
    I fucking died when I heard that

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      RIP Lego Guy Two One Seven.

    • @warframehunter7298
      @warframehunter7298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trashbag1108 aw fuuuuuuck you.

    • @Alexios_CV
      @Alexios_CV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahha me too

    • @user-sl7ie9te5r
      @user-sl7ie9te5r 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@warframehunter7298 no fuck you leatherman!

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did you see the chemical formula for LSD in the background?

  • @legion0522
    @legion0522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    “There is no ‘i’ in business”-Internet Historian 2019 this is why I’m here

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Leehamster oooh, say that again 😏

    • @melojelo5724
      @melojelo5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's no I in business, there's only us comrades

    • @daveed2589
      @daveed2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bisness

    • @daveed2589
      @daveed2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait. Shit.

    • @nicklaurindo1916
      @nicklaurindo1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is no "i" in busness

  • @ruthiewitter569
    @ruthiewitter569 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Listen, y’all, don’t skip the ads. These are the absolute funniest ads I’ve ever seen. I think I’ve rewound like four times and I’m still chuckling

  • @redinfernal_
    @redinfernal_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Good to see that Steakums video is tracking along the standard IH release schedule nicely.

  • @aintnoway686
    @aintnoway686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4901

    95% of great stories on the internet starts off with "So 4chan had an idea"

    • @fruitman2426
      @fruitman2426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Michael Benedict mostly because 4chan users believe that they are funny no matter how unfunny they are.

    • @aintnoway686
      @aintnoway686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      @@fruitman2426 They're extraordinarily funny, as this channel is massive. So massive in fact that people who dont like it, such as yourself, have shown up

    • @retropirate1
      @retropirate1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Tristan Hicks cope

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@fruitman2426 Ok boomer

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@fruitman2426 You are one of the persons who make 4chan funny, taking then too seriously

  • @silgon8705
    @silgon8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    No custom burger will ever surpass "Quarter-pound my Angus"

    • @brunos6599
      @brunos6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This would work for pride month these days.

    • @Blitz13giggity
      @Blitz13giggity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@CoolBird420 no. Not even close to as funny.

    • @Bi_VooDoo
      @Bi_VooDoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What about "Ethiopian dinner party?

    • @wotwott2319
      @wotwott2319 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      my favourite is just "girth"

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tongue-punch my angus also good

  • @sarcasticlyanonymous4350
    @sarcasticlyanonymous4350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my favorite videos on this channel

  • @ElliLavender
    @ElliLavender 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "There is no "I" in business" never fails to make me laugh