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I love the idea that there were just a bunch of scientists in a room like "I don't care about Pluto, we can't be adding more planets to the solar system! We'll look dumb!"
When your teacher tells you something wrong, but wont admit his mistake
I mean, as I understand it, that’s pretty much what happened: it came time to define what a planet is, and the goal was to make a sensible definition that wouldn’t change existing terminology too much. So if it’s removing Pluto from planets or adding a whole bunch more planets, removing Pluto is the least terrible option
@@windcorpOLEGSHA yeah cause there is like 4 other dwarf planets pretty close to plutos size also in the kuiper belt
They had the same issue with the asteroid belt. Ceris was first a planet. So was Vesta. But people discovered more and more of these things, so they started sweating. No way they were geing to learn the 100 planets of the solar system.
you do realize that Pluto and all the other dwarf to asteroids are smaller than the moon. Pluto's gravity is around 0.62 m/s^2 while the moons gravity is around 1.62 m/s^2 and just to get an idea of how small that is earth is 9.81m/s^2
“Just go the speed of light- then push the accelerator a little more.” This man has single-handedly solved physics.
Even easier than going faster than the speed of light w your whole car body and engine.
Go the speed of light, in your 1965 Chevy Nova SS, and then - turn on your headlights.
That’ll go TWICE the speed of light
--If only the current machines can withstand it though.-- Yeah no that's genius.
Not to be a buzz kill but the universe has already done that before we even existed. It's still doing it today. Long after we are dead. Wether he knew it or not that funny ass comment was completely true.
Yeah, we just need to figure how to deceleration from FTL without turn in to dust later.
The speed of light is infinite velocity. Infinity+1 is still just infinity.
I love the idea that we rig up a box explicitly for an alien to find and then booby trap it because we don't want them to touch our stuff. Very human move.
I'm shocked dude don't believe in aliens. Like What?! He thinks aliens aren't a thing??? Like not aliens visiting earth just aliens period?! How can someone be so arrogant in thinking only we exist and that's it AND not believe in God. Lmao like wtf.
@@dont-touch-mepg1392 Is this a bot reply?
@@TheRose202 wut???? R u serious??? I didn't say I hated them or anything. I find it arrogant to think that ur little planet in an endless void of planets (trillions and trillions of planets) and ours is the ONLY one with life. Specially with astronauts saying everything they're saying. The one saw a space snake twice and he has more space time then any other astronaut. Another saw a ship leave our atmosphere and shoot through a green circle and go through a gold explosion and disappear and more. But even ignoring that there was water on Mars so two planets had life and so did Venus so make that 3 planets. But yet no life anywhere else. So yea. It's an arrogant thought. But sorry I don't find them gods with infallible thoughts.
@@TheRose202It’s honestly hard to tell, it sounds a bit crackpipe-esque
@@dont-touch-mepg1392my dude, what drugs you smokin?
Heres a fun fact. Anatoli Bugorski is an ex russian particle physicist who ended up inside a particle collider while it was still running. The particle pierced his skull and he alledgedly saw a bright light like looking at the sun. He is still alive today and has somehow outlived the said particle collider that shot him.
Tbf it is easy to outlive any piece of Russian technology.
Atomized Brain Andy
@@Misanthropolis ah yes even the Russian guns
@@jacquesistominNo one outlives an AK. Can you be buried in the ground for years and still work? I don’t think so.
@PaxJurassicus not gonna burry you when it doesn't shot because it jam. The bullets are blank/innefective or the gun is just a wooden model.
The important thing is, no matter what we choose to do with all that space, I think we can all agree a nice rug and coffee table will really help tie the room together... and maybe a lamp.
Only in ohio
Oh and a furnace! Cant forget about the furnace.
gotta use that vertical space
And a pair of Raycons
@@TheVengefulVadam ayo
Australia is kind of like a dwarf continent, as it was unable to pull in the contents of Oceania to form a proper landmass. Count your lucky stars that NASA hasn't taken you off the map yet.
But hes from new zealand
@@LeatherDaddy97
Which NASA already pulled off many maps.
@@klobiforpresident2254 G O O D
Bro, don’t give them any ideas…
@@LeatherDaddy97 it's not a well known fact around the rest of the world, but New Zealand is actually a state of Australia
"If the space is so big, why won't it fight me?"
A true Australian 🤣
This whole discussion is like my last brain cells after not sleeping for a few days trying to do a presentation
Orange cat braincell.
"They should just separate them into big planets and small planets." That's... literally what it means to be a dwarf planet...
I do believe that calling a glorified Jupiters moon a dwarf planet is stuped
I don't think anybody in this comment section has the qualifications required to determine what should and shouldn't be classified as a planet.
Especially considering they're all just rocks floating around.
@@PhrozenFox Everyone in this comment section are floating rocks?
you do realize that Pluto and all the other dwarf to asteroids are smaller than the moon. Pluto's gravity is around 0.62 m/s^2 while the moons gravity is around 1.62 m/s^2 and just to get an idea of how small that is earth is 9.81m/s^2
It’s not the same
One time as a child I paddled an air mattress to a tiny island way out in a giant lake.
Once I got there i stepped on the shore and sunk knee deep in bird crap. So I totally buy the mud at the edge of the world theory
Why was there so much bird crap? Gross
@@dravenocklost4253 Have you not seen birds covering tiny rocks in the middle of lakes? I think its because they are safer with no predators around.
You discovered a treasure island full of guano. Should have claimed it and become Lord of the Flies.
@@AdrenAlineSK You say that, but there are actually islands that are mined specifically for all the bird crap on them. Makes great fertilizer apparently. Shit job (pun intended) but someone's gone and done it.
@@AdrenAlineSK there is actually a law in the US that lets them claim any island with guano on it. There are several Islands they claimed that way. This was all before the invention of synthetic fertilizer
17:15
I am 100% convinced that the guy in the picture is a time traveller who intentionally aliased himself as "John Batman" during the first inception of Australia as a Prison Colony so that he can name everything over his favorite superhero while doing a little bit of morally ambiguous trolling since it's the early 17-18th Century in world history
Hello profile pic brother
As a person who is not actively working for CERN but has in the past. You can get a guided tour into the area where the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) is. Unfortunately you can't, to my knowledge, put anything into the pipes the size of poop. It's a pretty airtight vacuum in there. About as vacuum as we can make vacuums.
Also it's one sometimes, so don't go in when it's on or you'll die of radiation poisoning :)
Good luck
I'm gonna screenshot this comment to my CERN friend with no context
@@yourmajestythequeen8147 Sure. If they work in Experimental Areas I may know them
you might not die if you get lucky like that one guy in ussr 💩
What was with that weird ass ritual they did for the reopening
@@mikesendec3972 There's been a few. I think the one you're referring to is the one where some interns/students went into the gallery (underground tunnels that are poorly mapped), I believe. Filmed a found-footage horror clip with a ritual sacrifice. It was hilarious, but the board didn't like it.
it's so funny hearing the historian and mr ordinary things call the large hadron collider "the cern" for three minutes straight. that's like calling a space rocket "the nasa" lmao
This. I've had to convince myself it's intentional to duck disappointment.
"I'd get in the CERN." Lmao.
the nasa is that thing they strapped to the orange tank and 2 massive fireworks get it right 😀
All those scientists are gonna feel pretty silly when they find out their terminology is all wrong.
We do that with the internet lol. We don’t say I’ll look it up on the internet anymore we say i’ll google it
He also keeps saying "the filament" instead of "the firmament". *Internet Historian perceived IQ plummeting*
The editors must be doing inhumane hours for 2 IH videos to be out on the same day
??? There's another one???
@@missingdev0948 A new Expleened video is up as well
@@missingdev0948 yep, on story mode
C'mon Mr. Historian, give your editors a break!!!.... but also don't, because I'm really enjoying the content xD
Where's the other?
I think the funniest idea is cryosleep to another star, takes 100 years and by the time you get there, theres already a colony setup because we figured out ftl drives
16:50 utah is like this. Every dried up ditch in the desert is mapped and named as if it's a creek. And there's like 11 rock structures named "Molly's Nipple" for some reason. And they're all only like 15 feet tall
Arizona is the same. Creeks that are all dry, until monsoon season; then it's a torrential river.
I will always cherish these rare moments when Internet Historian comes out of his cave to release more magic into the world.
Magic in my face, Internet Daddy.
@@AngryKittensthe duality of internet historian fans
You know who didn't get out of his cave?
@@lucasrueda2342 Is Wendigoon STILL in there?
Hear, hear!
That's the most consistently on-topic discussion I've ever seen for In The Field. Genuinely impressed.
That's a lot of likes
That's a lot of likes
You're really easy to please.
You'd be blown away by what I can do without even using my hands.
What you doing next weekend?
10:13 Avatar 2 is out boys, you know what that means? MOON BASE
I visited CERN in about 2005 - there was a small sign inside of a locked door that read "please do not throw peanuts at the staff"
#14 on trending for gaming
sick gameplay in this vid I can’t wait to see you hit more insane shots
#7 now. 🚀
@@danielseelye6005 Ha ha! You know why? The TH-cam Algo detects all the in-game footage they use in the background and classifies the video as game related, and since this channel gets so many views in general it must have made it jump real quick on the "gaming" category!
@@trixylizard6970 Now it's regular Trending, not just for gaming
@@danielseelye6005 So the algo realized its mistake, or more correctly there was computational latency after which the values were calibrated. Imagine, the algo detects game content in this unrelated video, so bumps it in the "gaming" category. It pops up in the suggestions for people who normally watch/like/subscribe to a lot of vids in that category. But after a few hours not a lot of those people have watched/liked/subscribed to this channel, so the video was not relevant in "gaming" after all, in spite of being so popular in general, and in spite of featuring gaming content. This data is used to (hopefully, dear god let it be) improve the algorithm!
I feel like I am on to something here. Would love for someone with more insight to share.
Only in ohio
My grandpa has a lot of stories about the space race in the 60s, and one of my favorites he’s told me is when all of the physicists and engineers responsible for getting the rocket off earth couldn’t figure out how to get the fuel tank to be light enough to lift off but big enough to hold the necessary fuel because it was just a little bit too heavy. Then a painter suggested not painting the tank and that somehow took off enough weight for the math to check out lmao.
It was something ridiculous like 5 or 600 pounds of paint, for just one coat.
Wt- Wild.
Paint has weight.
Painter was just trying to get out of the job and he single handedly solved the space race
But if it ain't got a flame paint job, did we really go to space? I think not.
This is basically just a really nicely edited podcast
Well I happened to have a good friend working at CERN and lemme tell you your little segment about them is on point, those guys are fun and have an endless list of goofy ways to use their big toy if given the opportunity
That was the vibe I got during a tour in CERN. The tour guide showed us a tree that was covered in computer mice, called it a zoo, then pointed out that there were "dangerous" computer mice inside cages lol
“I would find it difficult not to get in the CERN”
Someone actually did get inside a particle accelerator in the middle of an operation period. The absolute legend took a particle moving at near-light speed directly to the head and came back to work the next day.
Do they have a really really tiny hole in their head now?
@@joelhernstrom6060 Look up Anatoli Petrovich Bugorski. Lost hearing in his left ear, half of his face paralyzed. Should have been a fatal dose of radiation, but miraculously survived the incident.
@@jojorulez11 I believe he survived because it went through his head. Had it not passed through and been as massive as it was he would have been dead much quicker. At least thats what I vaguely remember from something I read about it years and years ago. He is a legend!
uh no he died horrifically within 24 hours
when he got to the hospital, the doctors could not touch him because his flesh has become as soft as gelatin but he was still alive and knew what was going on
@@Robbie-mw5uu I dunno man, all the stuff about Anitoli says that did not happen.
I love how when IH is talking about the space race, he's saying "we beat them" despite him being Australian lol
he's saying we as in the nato gang
The world is divided into Russia and Other.
@@SuperZergMan Replace russia with america and you pretty much got it
Let's not forget, NASA's moonshot was essentially never going to happen without Australia's help. Honeysuckle Creek and Tidbinbilla were critical tracking stations that kept "us" in radio contact with Apollo as North America, being attached to the earth, would rotate beyond line of sight communication every 24 hours. Sooooo, thank you Aussies. We owe ya one.
Australia is a great American comrade
I love that they actually advocated for dwarf planets by saying "here are the big 9 and here are the little planets"
Why does my ex always want more space?
“Why don’t you distinguish the hundreds of would be planets into big planets and small planets?”
That’s… what they did…
lmao thats what i thought when i heard that
No they separated them into big planets and not planets.
They actually didn't. For some reason even though "Planet" is in the name, dwarf planets aren't considered a type of planet at all. It's like how velvet ants are actually not ants and are wasps instead. Even though "ant" is in the name.
@@catpoke9557 bullshit. Now you are going to tell me they are not made of velvet either
On the flip side you have the scientists that just use planetoid for all of em. Which is worse
The internet historian is the only channel I watch where I actually look forward to watching the sponsored segment
facts
Uhm, Internet Comment Etiquette has the best ads.
nope sponsorblocked
@@sallylauper8222 They didn't invent Nord Man, so nope.
Nah i hate ads no matter what
"you know when you're a pirate"
Excellent callback.
"Why dont you just call them the small planets and be done with it?"
Thats litteraly exactly what they did
I can't believe all they needed to do to make a space elevator was to put links between many separate lengths of rope. Internet Historian just solved physics
Only in ohio
Not just once, but twice he calls the firmament a "filament."
What a legend.
I was looking for this comment lol.
I think it's bait
What if that's exactly what he meant.
I laughed so hard at that flub--especially since the earlier joke about "nobody thinks you're smart!" Internet Historian, you madman, we love you.
I had to double check the first time.
Re: Pluto, I still agree with the IAU definition because we do very much teach about dwarf planets which very much lines up with what they said of "1000 planets but also the big 8". Yes the neighborhood argument is shoddy since any day we may find two extrasolar planets in the same orbit but when you look at the solar system, you can't lump planets like Jupiter, Uranus or Venus in the same group as, like, twelve near-identical lumps of ice in the Kuiper belt
I love how he invented a space elevator in like the worst but still feasible way ever.
I dont think the idea is feasable in any way but the concept is the same.
No he didn't: the problem remains tensile strength. Parts of the cable are being help up because they are suborbital. Earth's gravity and rotation means no material can hold such a cable together.
Using the moon as shown makes it MUCH worse because there is a lot more cable with a suborbital period (which therefore must be held up be the cable)
Clearly all we need is the elevator from Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.
“Why don’t we just call them the big planets and small planets.”
Congratulations you just explained the dwarf planet classification.
Why does it have to be called a fake though?
Exactly. They are so dense
@@mileskile9520 dwarf means small, no one says they are fake planets
@@sanketm1663 everyone says that pluto is not a planet, I know a lot of people who made a point to explain that pluto isn't a real planet.
@@mileskile9520 because pluto is not a planet. its a dwarf planet. dwarf planets are not planets
Y'know Historian, Isaac Arthur did a whole TH-cam series 'Upward Bound', and the funny thing is, there's a few future-tech ideas there that your ideas were pretty close to. You talked about attaching a rope to a rail but 'space rails' are actually a possible future idea. Give it a lookie-loo, honestly seems like it might be up your alley my guy!
7:40 As a researcher I can ABSOLUTELY say that something like this has happened in every research team.
I think about that dog we sent to space with no plans to get it home a lot. Apparently they found dogs that were strays in Moscow because it was assumed they'd be tougher and better at handling the cold. Laika basically means "barker" because she would bark loudly
Fuck, that's tragic. Gonna have trouble sleeping tonight.
A lot of animals were sent to space dogs cats monkeys even flies
I mean to be fair if you’re gonna send something to its doom in space why make it a human
@@DoomNeb Humans can at least consent to it and understand the risks, there's no way for them to ask a dog if it wants to go die in space
Yes it was very sad, atleast laika has a statue and a cool song
The idea of putting a loaded gun in the "alien box" had me rolling, because you just know the first thing they're going to do is look down the barrel and pull the trigger. Some hyper advanced lifeform that has probably been around for millions of years, and _that's_ how it dies.
Then you add a camera and then it's alien roulette for at least 2 of them
I'm pretty sure if they existed that long that would understand concepts like "weapons" and "possible hazards from unknown tech" and would tread with care
This gave me early 2000s late night adult swim vibes.
The alpha centauri thing, imagine how much it would suck if you arrive after a 100 years of cryo and it's like "yeah we colonized the planet like 50 years ago, we developed a way faster method of travel, but welcome".
"If the universe is so big, then why won't it fight me?" - InternetHistorian
I love that “firmament” is just called “filament” through the whole episode
Internet Historian, you absolute bloody legend, you are my favorite youtuber hands down. The only channel that I have enable "all" notifications for. Keep up the amazing work. Your series "The triggering of Shia" is one of my favorite things on the entire internet.
Ah, finally. A new In The Field. I can't wait to watch this new Space themed In The Field. I bet that's totally what Internet Historian and OrdinaryThings will talk about in this video. I doubt the In The Field will be spent talking about everything BUT space.
Ironically this is probably the most on-topic they've ever been in ITF.
@@SuspiciousScout Hahhaha agreed :DDDD
@@SuspiciousScout I thought the same. They only tangentially talked about Australia!
I like how the ancients theorised all these impossible obstacles that can't be crossed and then say "but if you do... here's another obstacle".
If it were me I'd just stop with the sea monsters. "But Plato, what if you COULD get pass them." "Shut up Aristotle! I said you can't get pass them, EVER, the end."
It also suggests that somebody went out there, came back, and told just enough people to start a legend without taking any credit for doing an unbelievable task
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 and suggests that it is in fact possible to go all the way to the edge
Tbh that might just make people go out anyway out of spite
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 it sounds like he reached somewhere north like russia and was like "fuck this, I'm *done",* and just turned around to tell people that where it ends
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 also it suggests the guy had to deal with sea monsters *TWICE*
0:56 Whenever we colonize the moon, I want the 'Fake landing spot when old stunts were made' in the actual moon as a tourist hotspot, just for funsies
Also, hilariously, the Hadron Collider idea is somewhat being made. There's a current project that is constructing a centrifugal rocket launching system. Basically they spin the rocket fast in a vacuum chamber and then let it go into space
"Don't bother trying to discover Australia" is sound advice even today.
Yeah, they shouldn't have said it doesn't exist, that just made people more interested in discovering it, that's what urges Columbus, they just kept saying he couldn't. Instead they should've just said "Yeah it exists, but it's just a big disappointment, why waste the time."
No person's life has ever been improved by discovering Australia
What about steve Irwin?
InternetHistorian and OrdinaryThings on their way to aspire as an ideal ambitious Martian Polar Warlord, loved this skit of thought
Only in ohio
14:17 that part literally made me spit and snot everywhere that shit was so funny bro
haha, including the mass effect space map theme was a very nice touch, love it
I can’t believe people thought mountains held up the sky before we discovered the Far Lands and scientists found out that the land generation algorithm causes integer overflow and starts rendering twisty rock formations. Ancient people were craaazy.
RIP the beta days ;_;7
Wait how do we know everest isn't holding up the sky? Has that been deboonked? I'm still skeptical.
@@peteardGreatestRacist Gotta get out there and boonk it before someone can try to deboonk
@@DoctorLazertron You've just inspired me I'M GOING TO EVEREST
They just didn't have the technology we do; imagine trying to debug the algorithm with an abacus.
Whenever I see you have a new video i leave it until Friday evening after work, grab a beer and have a good laugh watching it through. I always enjoy your content and discovered your channels during the pandemic, and through your the channels of your collaborators who are also excellent. You've lifted my spirits through some hard times buddy, so thanks a million! :)
I like the way you think.
Based hard worker
@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 sending love from East Bay
@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 hope things get better for you man. Would you like to vent?
@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 I feel you, man. I'm just one bad paycheck from living on the street, and Internet Historian is what I put on when I really need a perspective shift
Me and my now ex used to religiously wait for each one of your videos to release and we’d make a point of not watching it until we watched the video together at the same time. It was one of my favorite little things about our relationship and getting psyched after knowing you uploaded and laughing our asses off to the videos were a fond memory. This is the first video I’ve watched after finding out she cheated, and even though I can’t really laugh at it yet. I smiled for the first time in weeks, and I’m proud of that. Thanks internet historian, keep ‘em coming
But if you get past the sea monsters and cross the mud desert and cross the ice desert and climb the mountain and drill through the filament, whats on the other side of THAT huh??
A convenient zipline that'll take you all the way back
An infinite sea of Goofballs.
A vending machine that's empty
I think that’s where the Backrooms are. Not the weird one with “monsters” but actually extra storage area. It’s very boring and smells like an old paint store
These two are easily my favorite pair... of voices. Whomever edits these deserves a grant
*Whoever
@@gavinwilson5324 *Whomstever
@@rdrrr whometventver*
@@guylikei6357 whom'st'd've'nt
Yeah it’s “whoever” not “whomever.” Whom is only used with a direct object, not with the subject.
If it’s as big as a planet, but cube shaped, I would definitely say that’s an ancient alien megastructure.
i love, absolutely love how he depicted the switch there.
very nice
I'm so glad historian is collabing with ordinary things again. When they first did I was like who's this dude, went to his channel and never looked back. The man's got mad brit humor, dry and edgy and he nails it every video.
For I passed on to you, as of first importance, the account I had received, that Christ died for our sins, as the Scriptures foretold, that he was buried, that on the third day he was raised from the dead, as the Scriptures foretold 1 Corinthians 15
Same. The collab functioned perfectly.. I got OT and OT got a sub.
Nah, his videos are shit, but he's good in these
I mean the british part is almost non existent. But pther than that yeah
He's definitely either Australian or Kiwi, not English accent or humor.
Nice of Internet Historian to let Ordinary Things out of his basement to let him record with him. I hope he gave him food and water this time. It is the holiday season after all.
His mom's basement*
This is by far the best IH combo. MORE ORDINARY THINGS!!!
as always, awesome content. and that new outro music is so fitting. love it
My astronomy teacher in college told us he was actually one of the people to vote on whether or not pluto would remain a planet or not. I'll never forgive him.
Mine was too. He voted yes for Pluto to be considered a planet. He was my favourite :D
@@nejdalej Based teacher
ask him if he knows who robert simmons is. hint: he works at nasa
You can call a hill a mountain, but it's still just a hill.
Such a massive circlejerk just to get one over on "laypeople". I never really trusted astronomers since.
I like how they basically described a fallout style random loot encounter for space. Dead bodies, cola, and a gun. If that isn’t something I’d likely find together in fallout then I dunno what is.
Also I think another few things about Pluto is it’s mildly elliptical and has a tilted axis.
Starfield be like
Earth has a tilted axis... and uranus rolls instead of spinning.
19:12 Damn the new Minecraft update looking crazy.
22:37 love that Guts theme sneakily and softly included as the soundtrack.
There are only two persons on earth who can do advertising correctly - Ryan Reynolds and the Internet Historian.
17:27 I cannot describe the emotion in that “what?”, it’s impossible for me, but it makes me roll over laughing
Those ads are ridiculously entertaining. I'm allways looking forward to them as much as the videos themselves
Pluto's "demotion" to dwarf planet had less to do with Charon than the fact Pluto's orbit intersects Neptune's, making Pluto not even the second, but the _third_ most massive known object in its orbit, after Neptune and Triton.
Also, Ceres was classified as a planet when first discovered, then the criteria for planets were refined (or defined in the first place) bumping it down to asteroid, and now it's considered a dwarf planet.
I love that as Historian talks about Pluto rules, the Deep Space Police Sirens can be heard in the background, coming for him 🚨
I know Internet Historian thought he was making an outlandish proposal for a launch system in the CERN bit but SpinLaunch is essential what he described and is actually getting rockets off the ground
Actually way less energy needed to do it this way. Takes a LOT of fuel to get off the ground
@@Mr_BobAFeet Don't see any problem with the fuel consumption. Can't NASA do it like me when I fill up my car? Just like leave before paying?
@@Mr_BobAFeet The problem with spinlaunch is 1. getting the track to kick you off into the sky. 2. being able to overcome air resistance on the way up at such huge speeds. 3. Cant carry people. 4. problems with stability.
Honestly I doubt its ever going to work as intended. They MIGHT be able to get it going for doing some cargo runs but Im not holding my breath.
@@XellithUSthey’re driving cost down for small to medium-small payloads. As technology continues to miniaturize small form factor payloads are likely to increase. If the cost is driven low enough, there will be a market. It will not be the prime launch market but it exists already
@@______6879 As stated though, there are fundamental problems that need to be overcome. Spinlaunch is currently just an idea. It might just stay that way. The engineering problems to overcome are immense.
I will now refer to the hadron collider as “the cern”
IH really just made this whole vid for an excuse to disguise the big spoon or little spoon question @ 14:35
Every new IH video that comes out always fills me with such a mix of absolute joy, and complete depression, because I know that the video is guaranteed to be incredibly entertaining and funny, yet completely depressing because it's going to end before I know it and will have to wait months for a new one.
(I'm not complaining about the wait time, the wait time is what gives these videos their quality content)
yup most bittersweet channel on TH-cam. I miss having a stack of these to binge on. I should've binged slower 🥲
Don't be like that, mate. Here, have a hug.
@@Kokorocodon wholesome
@@Kokorocodon the hug is going to end before OP knows it and you only offered one
I would enjoy these videos alot more if it weren’t for the fact every time i watch them Internet Historian himself walks into my room, hits me with a metal pipe and then lights my body on fire.
Yeah. That does sound like a bit of a downer.
I think you should use Nord VPN, that should make it harder for Internet Historian to know when you're watching.
You should try to convince him to do it when you're watching his main channel instead, then you'll get beaten and set on fire just once or twice a year.
Or maybe he will start uploading videos more often, either way we all win.
maybe you should stop having a body
Jeeze...
Idea, they make a giant ring in the stratosphere, so it's kind of like a station that orbits the earth where it's easier to line up the moon so we can dock rockets and stuff to then be able to launch more accurately to the moon
well it doesn't orbital in the same circular path so the "ring" wouldn't be a ring
The way ordinary things says "I love that, yeah" makes me chuckle every time. He's seriously contemplating the topic like a true intellectual should.
i love when the editor makes his own jokes. the battery in the ocean killed me
Them talking about space suits reminded me of a Digimon episode. They show Gabumon on Mars with a custom space suit designed to fit his horn and tail, and it's simultaneously impressive and hilarious.
One of my favorite tv moments was an episode of Exo Squad.
The communications guy was on a mission. The heavy weapons guy was subbing in his suit.
It wouldn't cooperate.
The AI is giving him shit.
He says something like " Oh yeah" squint and concentrates.
You see a little electricity run down the neural link into the machine.
It replies with " This Exo Suit is not physically capable of completing that request."
I'm like 14 or 15. I realized that he had told it to go fuck itself.
Subtle, but solid, joke.
That sounds adorable I love it
That was the end of OG Digimon where they showed what everyone was doing 10 years later, IIRC. Such a neat way to send it off. But it also means they never expanded on it.
I had to look it up, and I love it
@4:09 that time IH casually declared war with China on behalf of Western civilization
Just a casual war, so everyone in shorts and a T shirt?
Been stuck on a bridge with a flat for 3 hours. These videos have kept me happy through it all.
Hey me, 6 months later watching it again. Only like the 10th time.
Did you make it home or still waiting for AAA?
I love how he says "why don't they just call them big planets and small planets" when that's pretty much exactly what they did.
6:48 cracked me up. just IH saying "this" while doodling in paint was crazy
can't say how many times i watched all of IHs videos, he's just on another level of humor
Those floating whiskey glasses are a nice touch. Also oddly hypnotic. 😵💫
The constant use of "fillament" instead of "firmament" made me imagine the stars are all light from one big light bulb, and the sky is just some black paper with holes in it.
hahah I was looking to see if someone mentioned this before I posted.
Stars do be like a bunch of lightbulbs tho 💡✨
That was a belief at one point, like in the Middle Ages or something, that stars were “holes” in the sky that we could see the light of Heaven shining through.
I just commented about the filament thing. I couldn’t figure out if he was purposefully mistaking filament for firmament or if there was a joke there or if filament was an actual thing in that context 😂
I used to work at CERN. While the LHC is not running you may be able to book tours to the detectors. (Those are the places where the particle streams colide)
If you go to Geneva some time you should try and visit. It is one crazy impressive piece of equipment.
They are running a lot of interesting experiments.
That's really cool. If I ever tour Europe someday, I'll remember this.
Experiments like opening portals to the lizard dimension. Nah I’m good I’ll just stay in my basement
You clearly missed the bit where they want to go there to use it as a loo and presumably launch that into space.
How good of a job did you have to find to stop working at CERN??
@Okabe Rintaro I surprised you didn't bring up the other things they did. I'd be much more upset about some of those.
I never tire of the sublime editing, plus you and Mr.Things have extra... *ordinary* chemistry 😏
The berserk soundtrack in the outro was perfect thank you
a field of muk followed by miles and miles of tundra leading to a mysterious cursed mountain range is actually kinda cool
It's called "Russia".
@@darmam0o The only thing missing is people so hardy they're just orks.
The fact that I'm lucky enough to catch these early on every release makes me appreciate my terrible sleep schedule.
Or you can wake up to The release of the video
Its 2 am where i live and i have to wake up at 7
but it worth it
bruh its 6.30 am, im so fucked
.. but i agree with you
however, why is this british dude uploading NOW. like check the timezone
@@user-wr8bs8vx9r British??? He's Australian
I love how the video ends with the smallest sliver of the Berserk 1996 soundtrack. 👌👌
I love that they half discover some genuine space travel ideas like magnetic catapults and space tethers, then just imagine the worst ways possible to implement them
The funny thing is you guys weren’t too far off with the space trebuchet thing. They’ve got this spinlaunch thing being tested where it’s basically just a giant spinning wheel that builds up a load of momentum which launched satellites out the top & (hopefully) into orbit
You saw that in KSP
It won't launch anything into orbit by itself, but the intention is to get stuff through the thick lower atmosphere as fast as possible, and then have them use rockets to get into orbit.
Spin launch era is going to be so stupidly funny
Except that spinlaunch thing is total bullcrap and will never be of any practical use.
@@supernus8684 shut up
Can you make a main channel video about the German BER Airport? I think the time needed to finish it and the problems that happened on the way are hilarious.
I think this may be one of my favorites of yours!!