I am curious if he has my previous upstairs neighbor. This sounds like them. I swore they must have been trying to learn to dribble with bowling balls.
My upstairs neighbors are actually relatively fine. It's the downstairs ones I want to nuke from orbit. But the upstairs people... every once in a blue moon, it legit sounds like someone falls. Like, bad-falls. I kinda worry about them. But other than that, they're relatively fine.
I'm so self-conscious about the noise that I make as an upstairs neighbor that it has changed my gait, and I bought tennis balls for my desk chair. I hope the person downstairs notices my politeness...
I am too but only because my downstairs neighbour is an absolute bitch. She is the most pretentious and arrogant person I’ve met and has the largest ego and victim complex in the world. Like seriously, she complains that she can hear my cat walking around yet I’ve tested it and she can’t even hear ME. God downstairs neighbours are the worst.
At first, I thought: "This is pretty hilarious, but this guy has to be exaggerating." But I recently got some new upstairs neighbors. This isn't just comedy; this is fact.
I can hear my upstairs neighbor snoring! I'm guessing it's powerful enough that the curtains flutter back and forth like in old-timey cartoons. Also he/she (I'm guessing he based on the foot steps) gets up at 5AM and, by the sound of things, keeps a pair of wooden clogs by his/her bed to put on immediately upon waking up.
It's funny how his first question is not really a question. It starts off as a statement and then contains 8 separate mini questions. Rage has been building up for quite a while.
Fun fact: most of the time in big apartment complexes, you actually can't tell where the noisy neighbors are because of the different sound propagation rates in the walls. Sometimes you're sure it's the neighbor from above when it's actually the neighbor 2 apartments to the right, other times it sounds like the guy from across the hallway when it's actually someone below 👀. Imagine knocking on your neighbor's door to complain about a problem that's been going on for months, only to realize that their apartment was empty until last week when they moved in 😂. Edit 3:55: 🤣.
I had that conundrum that I wasn’t sure where the noise was coming from, but I left a note anyway because I hated every living being in that building anyway so it was a win-win for me.
It's not a nationally recognized sport. It's not required by law. It can't be used as payment for a hooker. These are the three reasons why anyone does anything.
All your skits are fantastic, but this is the first one to genuinely make me tear up laughing. Was a terrible time to eat my snack, I choked because I was not expecting this one to hit me so hard. The passive aggressive tone coupled with the calm rage was just perfect!
"How come every time i have a day off work, you just so happen to be hosting an elephant orgy festival? It sounds statistically impossible, yet here we are."
There are 4 billion actual people on Earth, and the other 4 billion are the upstairs neighbours assigned to each and every one of us to test our patience
Got halfway through and had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. The part about hearing the upstairs neighbor at all hours and wondering how that's even possible is way too relatable! Do you work? Is it for the devil?
We had a downstairs neighbor who was a nightshift nurse. He would come home early morning, turn on his insane subs, and blast metal. On weekends, he would watch movies with the same system all night. I'd say it made it sound like Jurassic Park was right outside, but an actual T-Rex would not have been that loud.
When downstairs neighbor talks in this calm, but angry, passive-agressive tone it remainds me od GLaDOS do much. Someone please make AI read this in GLaDOS voice.
My upstairs neighbors literally at 3AM I HEAR CHAIRS MOVING ALONG THR FLOOR like WHAT in the world are you doing!? WHY ARE YOU MOVING CHAIRS AT 3AM FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT. (Don’t ask why I’m up that late)
As a downstair neighbour.. I strongly relate to wondering why I hear furniture moving at 2 fuckin am evry fukin night! I know you're wondering why am I awake at 2 am but thats not the point here. I spend my entire effin night imagining all sort of reason of the furniture moving from -decorating for a holiday TO -Child abuse TO -Domestic abuse TO -Literal murder I want to tell them to effin stop or I'm reporting murder to the police but I'm introverted and so are they. guess I'll just have to keep imagining until one of us leaves..
My upstairs neighbors have a baby and a 2 year old that loves running back and forth nonstop. Neither of them have jobs, how do they make money? Not taking your kids to the park is child abuse.
I have a neighbor who’s behind us (next street over) who decided to play basketball at 3am. I had my windows open because it was hot so I heard every time they missed the basket. Just why????
I feel this so much. How can we all have learnt about manners and yet I still have to live around these inconsiderate fucks!? My upstairs neighbor doesn't walk, they jump from one end of the apartment to the other end. The one NEXT to me is so loud! She yells out this one kid's name everyday for an hour! Her little girl doesn't cry, she WAILS.
I lived upstairs in a house and tip toed constantly. The only time I made noise was when I went down the creaky stairs. Now I live downstairs and it’s awful.
I'm an upstairs neighbour, and there is not a single place in my flat were the floor doesn't creak when I stand on it. I just need to gently put my weight on the floor, and there is a loud creak. I hate it, but I've been living here for the better part of a decade now, and I'm still on good terms with my downstairs neighbour. I have no idea how he puts up with it.
My upstairs neighbors are amazing and chill. But downstairs, damn it's like a baby school or something. They wake me up every 7:00 in the morning just by screaming like chickens in the villages
Anybody feel an unholy mixture of "Oh let's go" and "just like me fr" when this notification dropped? Or am i more alone here than my upstairs neighbour on tinder for the last five years?
I live in a upstairs apartment and shockingly It's my neighbors downstairs that aren't really loud but I would like to know what they doing to make the whole building shake so much.
I just talked to my upstairs and asked them nicely to be quiet. It worked for one night then they went right back to being noisy. About a month later I lost it and started yelling at them. It worked.
My upstairs neighbors are overweight, walk on their heels, have three large dogs that like to run around on the wood floors and for some reason they have to drag their heavy wooden table and desk chairs everytime it's a meal or they're at their desks. I know this because one day their fire alarm was going off for an hour and I knew they were home (and sadly not dying) so I went up asked them if they'd kindly reset the alarm since they'd just set it off while cooking, but they didn't know how so I told them to let me fix it. Theres only two buttons on it and one says reset🗿. It's been three years with them existing above me and every day I hear the whales crash into their beds because they can't get in like normal adults I hope it's because they had aheart attack and collapsed into bed for the last time. The husband works nights and the wife works days and they're both highly inconsiderate. I need to join a few more religious groups I think.
My old downstairs neighbor used to sing sea shanties every Sunday until around 3am. Told him i was calling the cops next time it happened, put an end to it real fast.
I used to have two really skinny people living above me in 2009. It sounded like they were trying to dribble bowling balls all the time. I felt this on a personal level
I thought the video would end with the beam-me-up guy’s own downstairs neighbor coming up and yelling at him right after he finished yelling at his own upstairs neighbor.
I once had upstairs neighbors so bad that I got a noise complaint when I was gone for a whole week with the apartment empty cuz they were so god damned loud and thought it was their chance to let loose and get away from me.
Swear to fucking God who i really hope is a total bro like we see here, you nailed it upstairs neighbors are annoying as fuck especially since I work nights and I dont why but it seems like the other people on my floor have no problems with them its just as soon as I get home its like they memorized my schedule just to make my life hell
In light of these allegations, according to new state laws that were passed last year, you can legally release snakes into your upstairs neighbors' apartment (3 per resident). Or, if you take them to court, they would be sentenced to living under a tap-dancing studio in Siberia.
This is exactly why I wanted the top apartment when I moved in, lol. Most of the apartments in my area are the cheap, classic block kind that are only two stories. Moving up here was a bitch, but I wanted control of the noise. I'm single with no kids, no pets (though I did have an adoption fail this year and the dog loved immediately throwing herself on the floor and loudly rolling around every single morning. She was a noise complaint in the making in many ways, and was better suited in either an actual house or at least an area with no stray cats, like my apartment has). I'm about to move now and while ideally, I'd rather rent a single family house, finding one that doesn't give me the heebie jeebies with its condition and will wait one damn month for my lease to end has been difficult. If I do move to an apartment, I'm torn on if I still want upstairs or downstairs. I can move myself if it's downstairs but I don't have the arm strength for moving large appliance and furniture down my steps, even with the help of hand trucks. So, now I have to spend more money on hiring movers. Do I spend extra for movers to get an upstairs place or roll the dice on who my upstairs neighbors will be...assuming my next apartment, if I get one, allows me to choose.
As an upstairs neighbor I feel really sorry for the old granny living below my apartment as I'm super clumsy and keep dropping things, stumble against my furniture etc. late at night. She's probably already working on her speech 😅
I’m SCREAMING😂my upstairs neighbor I heard her say she walks like that on purpose. Like …..okay so if you hear demons screaming from me playing Diablo on my surround sound that I don’t use out of courtesy,don’t complain 😂🥴
Man... It is literally my situation...how many times I had similar questions to them in my mind... I guess one day I will come to them with this video on my phone
Currently having this problem with the downstairs neighbor. I feel this frustration on a murderous level...because like..."what THE FUCK are you actually doing at 2 AM rehearsing STOMP's Greatest Hits???" I had to pause it at "Have you considered killing each other?" Because yes. Ah ha, I haven't slept in 5 nights. HAHAHAHAHA 😭
Omg, this is me, I want to bang on my upstairs neighbor's door and scream "ARE YOU DROPPING THE TV WHEN YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL?? I DOOOON'T understand the constant dropping of HEAVY ASS OBJECTS. Like, the kids are annoying but I understand they make noise, IT'S THE NOISE THE ADULTS MAKE THAT ARE MIND-BOGGLING, LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? RRGHHHAAAA"
Staying in a hotel is literally like this. And add in the random drunk idiots yelling in the hallway and random couple screaming at each other at 4 am.
I just woke up from a very unpleasant dream turned on my pc and saw the new video. Just wanted to say thanks, it's videos like these that help get me through my day.
My brother keeps insisting that our neighbors can't hear him play acoustic guitar (very loudly) at night yet I can hear my neighbors talk clearly. Fuck my neighbors, feel bad for MEEEEEEEEEE!
I’m happy to be in a duplex. Only one neighbor to have to worry about, and they are cool as a cucumber 😎. I went to a friends apartment once and that was enough for me not to want an apartment. I’m not a fan of the parking situation, the hallways smelled like weed, and the folks at this apartment were party people. I’m sure not all apartments are like that, but I like the odds of having to deal with one neighbor over 4-5. 😂
For at least a year after I bought my house, I was _still_ wary of dropping things on the floor, or walking too loud, because of my last neighbors in my last apartment. Once it settled in I was in MY house, and I could make ALL the noise I f*cking wanted to... _I WAS FREE!!_
When you have a loud upstairs neighbor who has already driven one's self to the brink of perpetual agony, it becomes a whole new playing field when they turn out to be music people. That's how it's been for my family for 4 consecutive straight years. And they fill all the traits you'd expect an upstairs sound monkey would in a nutshell.
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I’m laughing already !
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not at those prices...t
plus they look gay
Apologies to my downstairs neighbors for the yelling while making this video.
That’s fine
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!
It's okay they think you're having a Decepticon orgy
And the cycle repeats itself
*YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, ANAKIN!*
the downstairs neighbor's still calmness, yet lightly shaking in seething anger is on point
Lmao ikr
My upstairs neighbors HAVE BEEN DRILLING SOMETHING ALMOST EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR AT LEAST 1 HOUR FOR FREAKING 7 YEARS
Sorry, I accidentally replied lol BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW STILL
@@Janternal Noisy vibrator?
@@jarrod752 I think they just use the drill as a vibrator
I guess the dude actually realised he was the wrong neighbour well in advance, yet he just kept quiet for the fun of it
How does he know about the Decepticon Orgies?! That’s supposed to be an upstairs secret.
Let's just say there's a reason they call him StarSCREAM
@@hewhobattles8869🤣
I am curious if he has my previous upstairs neighbor. This sounds like them. I swore they must have been trying to learn to dribble with bowling balls.
My upstairs neighbors are actually relatively fine. It's the downstairs ones I want to nuke from orbit. But the upstairs people... every once in a blue moon, it legit sounds like someone falls. Like, bad-falls. I kinda worry about them. But other than that, they're relatively fine.
@@Hardworkbuildscharacter I care.
@@Hardworkbuildscharacter You did since you bothered to comment
@@wixdel how original
@@Hardworkbuildscharacter Upstairs neighbors are quite literally the subject of the video my guy.
@@Hardworkbuildscharacter yeah, you're much more original by going to a random comment and commenting "no one cares dude"
I'm so self-conscious about the noise that I make as an upstairs neighbor that it has changed my gait, and I bought tennis balls for my desk chair. I hope the person downstairs notices my politeness...
When I was a kid, my mother would constantly scold me for walking too loudly. It's my goal to one day be as quiet as Kevin from Sin City.
I am too but only because my downstairs neighbour is an absolute bitch. She is the most pretentious and arrogant person I’ve met and has the largest ego and victim complex in the world. Like seriously, she complains that she can hear my cat walking around yet I’ve tested it and she can’t even hear ME. God downstairs neighbours are the worst.
They won't because they won't think about you because you aren't making noise
So you replaced your wheels with tennis balls? Can that support the weight of human body while being rollable?
As a downstairs neighbor thank you for your politeness ❤
I have a feeling that Zach dislikes his upstairs neighbors
No I think your grasping at straws
I wonder, what gave you that idea?
idk bro maybe
He is the upstairs neighbor. Lol
@@graydi66ySo he dislikes himself
20 seconds in. 20 seconds and we're already at "Decepticon Orgy." What a way to start a Sunday morning!
I love it.
I couldn't have said it better myself 😂😂
Lol😂
I'd like to make note caught some people trying to break a locker open with a shovel at 11 pm Collage
At first, I thought: "This is pretty hilarious, but this guy has to be exaggerating."
But I recently got some new upstairs neighbors. This isn't just comedy; this is fact.
I can hear my upstairs neighbor snoring! I'm guessing it's powerful enough that the curtains flutter back and forth like in old-timey cartoons. Also he/she (I'm guessing he based on the foot steps) gets up at 5AM and, by the sound of things, keeps a pair of wooden clogs by his/her bed to put on immediately upon waking up.
"I actually joined religion, just in the hopes that someone would answer my prayers."
That's when you know you've made a Lifelong Enemy.
I kinda did the opposite, I once told an annoying neighbor that he was the reason I didn't believe in god.
@@AwesomeIan135 that doesn't really make much sense
@@mingus445_gamingHe's saying if God exists and is good, why the hell would he allow his neighbors to make him suffer
@@hewhobattles8869 because suffering is the gift
@@mingus445_gamingLol what?
Suffering is the gift 😂
It's funny how his first question is not really a question. It starts off as a statement and then contains 8 separate mini questions. Rage has been building up for quite a while.
I died at "Is it for the devil?". Like I actually suffocated to death from laughter.
I love it when Zach obviously has some deep-seated fury over crap like this that he lets out in his videos.
Fun fact: most of the time in big apartment complexes, you actually can't tell where the noisy neighbors are because of the different sound propagation rates in the walls. Sometimes you're sure it's the neighbor from above when it's actually the neighbor 2 apartments to the right, other times it sounds like the guy from across the hallway when it's actually someone below 👀.
Imagine knocking on your neighbor's door to complain about a problem that's been going on for months, only to realize that their apartment was empty until last week when they moved in 😂.
Edit 3:55: 🤣.
I had that conundrum that I wasn’t sure where the noise was coming from, but I left a note anyway because I hated every living being in that building anyway so it was a win-win for me.
I heard from someone who went to the apartment below them to complain, but the noise was actually coming from the apartment below that one
Zach: How badly do you want to tell off your annoying upstairs neighbors?
Everyone: Yes.
Okay, i was expecting the twist to be the accusing guy's downstairs neighbor showing up with his own list, but that was also pretty good :D.
Zack was so angry with his upstairs neighbour that he took his entire kitchen up there to confront him.
as an upstairs neighbor, i can agree.
It's not a nationally recognized sport.
It's not required by law.
It can't be used as payment for a hooker.
These are the three reasons why anyone does anything.
All your skits are fantastic, but this is the first one to genuinely make me tear up laughing. Was a terrible time to eat my snack, I choked because I was not expecting this one to hit me so hard. The passive aggressive tone coupled with the calm rage was just perfect!
"How come every time i have a day off work, you just so happen to be hosting an elephant orgy festival? It sounds statistically impossible, yet here we are."
Bro’s neighbor lives in an endless void
There are 4 billion actual people on Earth, and the other 4 billion are the upstairs neighbours assigned to each and every one of us to test our patience
Can't believe bro joined the Midsommar cult and didn't get turned into a bear
Got halfway through and had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. The part about hearing the upstairs neighbor at all hours and wondering how that's even possible is way too relatable! Do you work? Is it for the devil?
We had a downstairs neighbor who was a nightshift nurse. He would come home early morning, turn on his insane subs, and blast metal. On weekends, he would watch movies with the same system all night. I'd say it made it sound like Jurassic Park was right outside, but an actual T-Rex would not have been that loud.
When downstairs neighbor talks in this calm, but angry, passive-agressive tone it remainds me od GLaDOS do much. Someone please make AI read this in GLaDOS voice.
My upstairs neighbors sound like they’re having high heels cleaning day every day and sometimes the vacuuming STARTS at 1 am. Frickin’ degenerates.
My upstairs neighbors literally at 3AM I HEAR CHAIRS MOVING ALONG THR FLOOR like WHAT in the world are you doing!? WHY ARE YOU MOVING CHAIRS AT 3AM FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT. (Don’t ask why I’m up that late)
I had a gut feeling that it was the wrong neighbor and I was right because he seemed like a generally quiet person
As a downstair neighbour..
I strongly relate to wondering why I hear furniture moving at 2 fuckin am evry fukin night!
I know you're wondering why am I awake at 2 am but thats not the point here.
I spend my entire effin night imagining all sort of reason of the furniture moving from
-decorating for a holiday TO
-Child abuse TO
-Domestic abuse TO
-Literal murder
I want to tell them to effin stop or I'm reporting murder to the police but I'm introverted and so are they. guess I'll just have to keep imagining until one of us leaves..
Never seen the exorcist? 2-3 am in the morning is about the right time.
HOW do you make me almost die laughing every time?!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your humor and sarcasm! Priceless!
Don't change anything! 😁
My upstairs neighbors have a baby and a 2 year old that loves running back and forth nonstop. Neither of them have jobs, how do they make money?
Not taking your kids to the park is child abuse.
One time I went to see what my upstairs neighbors were doing and they were playing basketball. In their 600 square foot apartment.
I have a neighbor who’s behind us (next street over) who decided to play basketball at 3am. I had my windows open because it was hot so I heard every time they missed the basket. Just why????
I feel this so much. How can we all have learnt about manners and yet I still have to live around these inconsiderate fucks!? My upstairs neighbor doesn't walk, they jump from one end of the apartment to the other end. The one NEXT to me is so loud! She yells out this one kid's name everyday for an hour! Her little girl doesn't cry, she WAILS.
This is almost too relatable! I love everything!
Reminds of a song by Aurelio Voltaire "the man upstairs" where he sings about how badly he wants to kill the guy
I lived upstairs in a house and tip toed constantly. The only time I made noise was when I went down the creaky stairs.
Now I live downstairs and it’s awful.
Just found your channel. You had me cracking up over here. My upstairs are driving me nuts!!!
I'm an upstairs neighbour, and there is not a single place in my flat were the floor doesn't creak when I stand on it. I just need to gently put my weight on the floor, and there is a loud creak. I hate it, but I've been living here for the better part of a decade now, and I'm still on good terms with my downstairs neighbour. I have no idea how he puts up with it.
My upstairs neighbors are amazing and chill. But downstairs, damn it's like a baby school or something. They wake me up every 7:00 in the morning just by screaming like chickens in the villages
This is so relatable... My upstairs neighbor seems to be AWAKE AT ALL TIME??? Always dropping things?? Moving about a lot?? What??
Needed one bowling alley reference.
We the TH-cam community jury find Zach's neighbors guilty on all counts and sentence them to life in a galaxy far far away.
Which galaxy og or Kathleen's galaxy far woke away
As a galaxy far far away, I don't want him here
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
Is it just me or is Zach looking more and more fit with each video
Anybody feel an unholy mixture of "Oh let's go" and "just like me fr" when this notification dropped? Or am i more alone here than my upstairs neighbour on tinder for the last five years?
I live in a upstairs apartment and shockingly It's my neighbors downstairs that aren't really loud but I would like to know what they doing to make the whole building shake so much.
Literally - LITERALLY - playing this through my vents because fuck my upstairs neighbors. And fuck the incompetent building “management” office.
actually, it occurs to me if he's playing real jumanji where the game actually comes to life, that would explain all the noises
I just talked to my upstairs and asked them nicely to be quiet. It worked for one night then they went right back to being noisy. About a month later I lost it and started yelling at them. It worked.
Guga says to salt your steaks. I don't need to do that anymore, I'll just put it in front of this video before cooking it.
my upstairs neighbors just do drugs all night and blast loud drug music all night every night and we cant do anything about it
My upstairs neighbors are overweight, walk on their heels, have three large dogs that like to run around on the wood floors and for some reason they have to drag their heavy wooden table and desk chairs everytime it's a meal or they're at their desks. I know this because one day their fire alarm was going off for an hour and I knew they were home (and sadly not dying) so I went up asked them if they'd kindly reset the alarm since they'd just set it off while cooking, but they didn't know how so I told them to let me fix it. Theres only two buttons on it and one says reset🗿. It's been three years with them existing above me and every day I hear the whales crash into their beds because they can't get in like normal adults I hope it's because they had aheart attack and collapsed into bed for the last time. The husband works nights and the wife works days and they're both highly inconsiderate. I need to join a few more religious groups I think.
The way these are written is just incredible. When Zach uploads it's the best part of the day.
See, that’s why you live in the penthouse
3:08 had me laughing VERY loud. Thankfully I there is no-one to bother with my noise right now xD
My old downstairs neighbor used to sing sea shanties every Sunday until around 3am. Told him i was calling the cops next time it happened, put an end to it real fast.
Your videos just get better and better! Loved this!
and then there are roommates..
I used to have two really skinny people living above me in 2009. It sounded like they were trying to dribble bowling balls all the time. I felt this on a personal level
I thought the video would end with the beam-me-up guy’s own downstairs neighbor coming up and yelling at him right after he finished yelling at his own upstairs neighbor.
"Do you tongue your mother with that mouth"
Goddamnit Zach, you made me spit out my water. You sir are a true word magician.
It's the wrong neighbour for me 😂😂😂
I live on the top floor of an apartment building. I don't have upstairs neighbors, i *am* the upstairs neighbor.
I once had upstairs neighbors so bad that I got a noise complaint when I was gone for a whole week with the apartment empty cuz they were so god damned loud and thought it was their chance to let loose and get away from me.
Swear to fucking God who i really hope is a total bro like we see here, you nailed it upstairs neighbors are annoying as fuck especially since I work nights and I dont why but it seems like the other people on my floor have no problems with them its just as soon as I get home its like they memorized my schedule just to make my life hell
In light of these allegations, according to new state laws that were passed last year, you can legally release snakes into your upstairs neighbors' apartment (3 per resident). Or, if you take them to court, they would be sentenced to living under a tap-dancing studio in Siberia.
This video was personal 🤣
another important question for upstairs neighbor: "did you open a bowling club in your flat?"
OMG Someone FINALLY Captured my EXACT disdain for my upstairs neighbors
This is exactly why I wanted the top apartment when I moved in, lol. Most of the apartments in my area are the cheap, classic block kind that are only two stories. Moving up here was a bitch, but I wanted control of the noise. I'm single with no kids, no pets (though I did have an adoption fail this year and the dog loved immediately throwing herself on the floor and loudly rolling around every single morning. She was a noise complaint in the making in many ways, and was better suited in either an actual house or at least an area with no stray cats, like my apartment has).
I'm about to move now and while ideally, I'd rather rent a single family house, finding one that doesn't give me the heebie jeebies with its condition and will wait one damn month for my lease to end has been difficult. If I do move to an apartment, I'm torn on if I still want upstairs or downstairs. I can move myself if it's downstairs but I don't have the arm strength for moving large appliance and furniture down my steps, even with the help of hand trucks. So, now I have to spend more money on hiring movers. Do I spend extra for movers to get an upstairs place or roll the dice on who my upstairs neighbors will be...assuming my next apartment, if I get one, allows me to choose.
Take this video, turn it sideways, and you get duplexes
was not expecting to hear decepticon
as a person who lives upstairs, i can confirm that this is exactly what i want to hear from my downstair neighbours
As an upstairs neighbor I feel really sorry for the old granny living below my apartment as I'm super clumsy and keep dropping things, stumble against my furniture etc. late at night. She's probably already working on her speech 😅
Passive aggressiveness in its purest form 👌🏾
I’m SCREAMING😂my upstairs neighbor I heard her say she walks like that on purpose. Like …..okay so if you hear demons screaming from me playing Diablo on my surround sound that I don’t use out of courtesy,don’t complain 😂🥴
still one of my favorite Zach skits..
This is like the minigolf sketch. My favs❤❤
Love rants😅😅😅
Best part, he repeated the same tirade to another neighbor like nuttin's up😂😂😂
Love your content keep up the great work
There’s a hotel above my apartment and for the last 4 days it seems like they’ve been playing musical chairs while bulls run around.
God i love your content its amazing how you do this all by yourself
To be fair, it did take Robin Williams 26 years to finish his game of Jumanji.
Good stuff. Though I am curious about that apartment setup. Kitchens in the hallway. Must be a new trend.
Man... It is literally my situation...how many times I had similar questions to them in my mind... I guess one day I will come to them with this video on my phone
I live on the top floor and have therefore never experienced these issues....... but having no elevator brings a whole new set of issues of their own
Currently having this problem with the downstairs neighbor. I feel this frustration on a murderous level...because like..."what THE FUCK are you actually doing at 2 AM rehearsing STOMP's Greatest Hits???"
I had to pause it at "Have you considered killing each other?" Because yes.
Ah ha, I haven't slept in 5 nights. HAHAHAHAHA 😭
I’m guilty of being this neighbor, the floors are so thin that I could complain about person above me but… you know “he throws stone at glass houses”
having lived on the bottom floor of an apartment I 100% agree with this video
The black eyes while explaining how unstatistic it's to get that many snake eyes in jumanji...
Omg, this is me, I want to bang on my upstairs neighbor's door and scream "ARE YOU DROPPING THE TV WHEN YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL?? I DOOOON'T understand the constant dropping of HEAVY ASS OBJECTS. Like, the kids are annoying but I understand they make noise, IT'S THE NOISE THE ADULTS MAKE THAT ARE MIND-BOGGLING, LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? RRGHHHAAAA"
I cringe every time I drop something or knock something over and quietly tell my neighbors I'm really sorry.
Staying in a hotel is literally like this. And add in the random drunk idiots yelling in the hallway and random couple screaming at each other at 4 am.
I think this really happened, and this was therapy...
Did not want to talk with him, just wanted to talk at him
I just woke up from a very unpleasant dream turned on my pc and saw the new video. Just wanted to say thanks, it's videos like these that help get me through my day.
My brother keeps insisting that our neighbors can't hear him play acoustic guitar (very loudly) at night yet I can hear my neighbors talk clearly.
Fuck my neighbors, feel bad for MEEEEEEEEEE!
I’m happy to be in a duplex. Only one neighbor to have to worry about, and they are cool as a cucumber 😎. I went to a friends apartment once and that was enough for me not to want an apartment. I’m not a fan of the parking situation, the hallways smelled like weed, and the folks at this apartment were party people. I’m sure not all apartments are like that, but I like the odds of having to deal with one neighbor over 4-5. 😂
For at least a year after I bought my house, I was _still_ wary of dropping things on the floor, or walking too loud, because of my last neighbors in my last apartment. Once it settled in I was in MY house, and I could make ALL the noise I f*cking wanted to... _I WAS FREE!!_
When you have a loud upstairs neighbor who has already driven one's self to the brink of perpetual agony, it becomes a whole new playing field when they turn out to be music people.
That's how it's been for my family for 4 consecutive straight years.
And they fill all the traits you'd expect an upstairs sound monkey would in a nutshell.