If Judgement Day was like a normal trial

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  • @ZachStarHimself
    @ZachStarHimself  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +636

    Part 2 here!: th-cam.com/video/2dbxdUYRIk8/w-d-xo.html
    And if you want to get God's mug, you can do so here: www.zachstarshop.com/listing/gods-mug-philippians

    • @GDAccelerate
      @GDAccelerate 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      satanist somehow ends up in heaven when?

    • @baconlordthereal
      @baconlordthereal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      judgement day is actualy something slightly different were all humanity gets judged funny af though

    • @tr_aux
      @tr_aux 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      swag

    • @GDAccelerate
      @GDAccelerate 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@baconlordthereal 🤓☝️

    • @death-istic9586
      @death-istic9586 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hi❤

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3678

    "sloth. did you ever sleep?"
    "for like a third of my life"
    GASPS

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "actually you gave me insomnia so no I spent most of each night trying to sleep but failing"
      Devil "so you are saying you tried to sin but failed, I argue that that is worse then actually sinning since he is a wuss would couldn't do it"
      GA "objection I have here that a witch cursed his bloodline with insomnia 1832 years ago and who powers that witches spell? The Devil"
      God "overruled I actually did that, cause that witches grandkids would be affected also so I thought it was funny anyway was it funny?"
      GA "he's got us there its funny"

    • @noobeczek.
      @noobeczek. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      you know this is going to be in the video

    • @Ren_Ca
      @Ren_Ca 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Imagine actually sleeping 8 hours a day 😔

    • @roboticgentlemen1970
      @roboticgentlemen1970 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@Ren_Ca no hustle mentality

    • @ohiograssman1564
      @ohiograssman1564 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Once or twice I think 😂

  • @JackMadness91
    @JackMadness91 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3291

    “Only God can judge me.” Oh, He’s gonna.

    • @bondymagnomous3544
      @bondymagnomous3544 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Yeah but it's not like he had a choice

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@bondymagnomous3544you chose to say that about the only one with choice

    • @jesusisunstoppable4438
      @jesusisunstoppable4438 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@bondymagnomous3544
      Bullcrap.
      Free Will

    • @You_Ate_My_Soap
      @You_Ate_My_Soap 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Here before reply war

    • @Cyclone4238
      @Cyclone4238 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Here before the war

  • @aaronpua2630
    @aaronpua2630 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1818

    the: "you're god, you literally can" kept killing me

    • @turtlebear4900
      @turtlebear4900 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      If God says he doesn't make the rules then is there someone else? But then does that mean god does make the rules since him saying that he doesn't make the rules is the rule.

    • @turtlebear4900
      @turtlebear4900 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      But if he can make the rule to not make the rules what is to say that he didn't make the other rules? God literally made the rule that he doesn't make the rules which is making a rule.

    • @Keyz42
      @Keyz42 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      666 likes atm, sorry can't like the comment

    • @aaronpua2630
      @aaronpua2630 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Keyz42 fair

    • @potatoboy549
      @potatoboy549 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Pretty lore accurate. God has a knack for going “Aww man, I wanna stop you from getting graped but like, free will dude”

  • @10carflo22
    @10carflo22 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1535

    If I were him I would find a new lawyer, that Angel defense barely did anything

    • @Greenphantom16
      @Greenphantom16 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Same

    • @andreaspatsalides1914
      @andreaspatsalides1914 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

      To be fair, he did get him for free

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@andreaspatsalides1914 honestly most our GA's are probably crap for that reason, I mean how many times have we been saved in life? though this could be survival bias since we might not realize how many times we were unknowingly saved, like that time when I was 5-6 and nearly foot stomped by a horse. (it nearly struck my head) but then again I did dodge it so lets split that 50/50 with the GA.

    • @frostfrost8907
      @frostfrost8907 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      But the Angel managed to get him out of every sin so far

    • @leocorbino2922
      @leocorbino2922 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      angels are in clear conflict of intrest with the judge😂

  • @Rishnotfishandnochips
    @Rishnotfishandnochips 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1540

    Funny skit idea: The passover spirit killing every first born pharoah son but a jew forgets to put the lamb’s blood on the door

    • @ZachStarHimself
      @ZachStarHimself  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +651

      Might have to do it cause this made me laugh 😂

    • @DXDragon38
      @DXDragon38 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Ok, that is hilarious! 😆

    • @a_d3mon
      @a_d3mon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@ZachStarHimselfDO IT

    • @roma540
      @roma540 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      @@ZachStarHimself The vegan jew joke hanging right there. Just saying

    • @Stytchless
      @Stytchless 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@ZachStarHimselfplease do

  • @corruptangel6793
    @corruptangel6793 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +707

    God: "Closing arguments?"
    Human: "Well, I did sin, quite a bit apparently, but I believed in you, Almighty God, and you sent your son to die for my sins. So, guardian angel, if you would."
    *Guardian angel hands God a Monopoly get out of jail free card*
    God: "Well, shit, there's nothing I can do about this."
    Devil: "There absolutely is, you're GOD!"
    God: "You're free to go. Welcome to heaven!"

    • @shashanksam
      @shashanksam 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      well that's not true, God never had a son, it's not technically possible for The Almighty God to have a son
      astagfirullah
      so he will go to hell
      because he thinks his actions won't have any consequences

    • @partycreeper1434
      @partycreeper1434 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@shashanksam I imagine you're jewish?

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@shashanksam What are you even talking about? God is called The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. So its technically (by definition) true that God has a son.

    • @sasori7054
      @sasori7054 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Mailed-Knightwhy is God gendered if He's got no female equivalent?

    • @WhatIfComedy
      @WhatIfComedy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That so needs to be in part 2

  • @chrisjackson1889
    @chrisjackson1889 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1915

    “Were you ever proud?”
    “I’m not Trans”💀

    • @lamboking8able
      @lamboking8able 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Need more like😂

    • @mofik26
      @mofik26 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@EmeraldCraft0 I had exactly the same thought process

    • @deathybrs
      @deathybrs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Ah, yeah... the way I interpreted that was that he'd never been a part of Pride.

    • @xipheonj
      @xipheonj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      @@EmeraldCraft0 it was pun about the Pride movement, just the word, nothing about the identity itself.

    • @bricktasticanimations4834
      @bricktasticanimations4834 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      @@EmeraldCraft0 Just because someone doesn't agree with your views doesn't make them phobic. A phobia is a fear of something. Do I agree that gender can be changed? No. Am I "transphobic"? No.

  • @Smallpriest
    @Smallpriest 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +580

    I just realized that the 7 Deadly Sins implies that there are other not so lethal sins out there

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Yeah. Some sins are regarded as worse than others

    • @highcap4952
      @highcap4952 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      The church made them up.
      But the bible actually counts some sins worse than others.
      Mostly sexuall stuff and pride or hate.

    • @Rattlehead-gy9ct
      @Rattlehead-gy9ct 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      2 types of sin: mortal and venial. Mortal sins are a direct separation from God, venial sins damage your relationship with God. Mortal sins are by far the worse ones, and the 7 deadly sins generally fall into that category

    • @gunsgalore7571
      @gunsgalore7571 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      It depends on the specific denomination. In Catholicism, sins are divided between mortal ("serious" or "deadly") and venial ("easily forgiven"). However, the Seven Deadly Sins are called that not because they are particularly bad, but because they are umbrella terms. For instance, "gluttony" could be anything from having one too many Sprites at a party so that you felt a little queasy afterwards (venial) to binge drinking every night (mortal). Envy could be anything from wishing you had a car as fancy as your friend's (venial) to stealing your friend's fancy car (mortal).
      The main point is that in Catholicism, a mortal sin will send you to Hell, unless you confess it before you die and you genuinely intend to do better in the future. A venial sin simply means that you will need to be purified before you enter Heaven - this is a phenomenon known as Purgatory.

    • @Thomas-rz5nt
      @Thomas-rz5nt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      The 8 Mildly Dangerous Sins

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +248

    3:24 "the defendant was also proud of himself after doing better on a math test than all of the Asian students"
    "objection, that's understandable"
    "sustained"
    LMAO

    • @nancysung24
      @nancysung24 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      😂

  • @grumpylibrarian
    @grumpylibrarian 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    "If you really love thy neighbor, you can get them off." Seems like that belongs on a T-shirt.

    • @chrismcnish4087
      @chrismcnish4087 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Someone needs to put that on a T-shirt right now

    • @AltonV
      @AltonV 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      he said "you'd get them off"

    • @NicholasAguirre-j4k
      @NicholasAguirre-j4k 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      amazing

    • @ፔ̇̈
      @ፔ̇̈ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It’s on one of mine.

  • @jonathaslopes8038
    @jonathaslopes8038 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

    Skit idea: Kidnappers call other Kidnappers.

    • @tigersoar26
      @tigersoar26 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Like a kidnapped baby that grew up got kidnapped?

    • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
      @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@tigersoar26I think it's like if you kidnapped the child of kidnappers

  • @MangoBlasters-go5cs
    @MangoBlasters-go5cs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

    "Point to the part of the Doll you like the most" is the craziest line in Zach Star history.

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      As a teacher, I pointed to the brain.

    • @xdgaming70
      @xdgaming70 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why is no one talking about the Epstein joke😭

  • @r4pture14
    @r4pture14 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +645

    Zach never fails to make me unreasonably angry at something I will never have to experience.

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      *Because why put up with that BS when you can just plead "guilty"*

    • @MyWorld-eb9oz
      @MyWorld-eb9oz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Oh, just wait and see, buddy.

    • @Musydid911
      @Musydid911 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@HANKSANDY69420 ...well in this context, hell.

    • @Musydid911
      @Musydid911 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@MyWorld-eb9oz I don't think the final judgement is going to be anything like it is in the video, he's bang on the buck.

    • @mr.nothappy301
      @mr.nothappy301 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How do you know?

  • @ShadowSlayer1441
    @ShadowSlayer1441 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

    I like how the defense attorney did literally nothing.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      God him off on at least 3 sins!

    • @TheThewhatnow
      @TheThewhatnow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      What can you do when your client is that evil and filled with sin.

    • @ፔ̇̈
      @ፔ̇̈ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Typical public defender 😒

    • @ChupacabraRex
      @ChupacabraRex 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he sent toughts and prayers

  • @luisfilipe2023
    @luisfilipe2023 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    The Epstein island joke completely broke me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this channel always makes the best dark humor

    • @kmig42
      @kmig42 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      same

    • @Carboy45
      @Carboy45 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    I do respect the insight & self-awareness of the Accused to IMMEDIATELY ask for directions to Hell in order to just SKIP the trial!
    Smart move it seems.

  • @Green__Ghost
    @Green__Ghost 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Sloth
    *Devil:* "Records show that the defendant spends 7 hours a day RESTING!"
    GASP
    *Defendant:* "God literally spent the entire 7th day of creation resting!"
    *God:* "Whataboutism, classic guilty behaviour".

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i mean, he spent 1 seventh of the week resting, not 1 third, that is way too much

  • @Cactuspresidents
    @Cactuspresidents 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Judging by the bruises on your arm, you picked up brazilian jiu jitsu?

  • @therealking6202
    @therealking6202 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    "God's Super Awesome Plan." Font: Engineer

  • @MrAwesomeSolos
    @MrAwesomeSolos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    2:12 the sin of pride doesn’t mean never be proud of your own accomplishments, it just means don’t be a narcissist who’s full of themself.

    • @Nikos-o-gamer
      @Nikos-o-gamer 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The pride it refers to comes from the Greek word Αλαζόνας(alazonas) someone who is full of themselves and believe is higher than God. So yeah that guy is speaking facts for anyone wondering

  • @davidpoulin1205
    @davidpoulin1205 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    WARNING to all : Don't ever... EVER... watch Zach while drinking at the same time. This is prone to an infuriating unplanned cleaning on your schedule.

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @mangaanimefan3089
      @mangaanimefan3089 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Learned that lesson the hard way, did we? 😂

  • @shanemjn
    @shanemjn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    All I'm saying is, if we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing

    • @Abderrahmen.bellaaj
      @Abderrahmen.bellaaj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or maybe he didn t even die for our sins

    • @coolj4334
      @coolj4334 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You've done enough! You've done enough.

    • @dumdum5520
      @dumdum5520 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I thought he died for all the sins commited up until that point 😂 bro hasnt come back down to reset the timer for us in millions of years

    • @Timeswept
      @Timeswept หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dumdum5520 Jesus would have existed around 2000 years ago, bud. Maybe slightly more but give or take 2000 years.

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Shall we go on sinning so grace may increase? (I am making a human argument.)
      Also, getting judged by other members of the church was established by 1 Corinthians 5:9-13.

  • @0_Body
    @0_Body 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Is this trial not punishment enough?

  • @Jinakaks
    @Jinakaks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Bro that Amy Schumer line had me laughing out loud harder than any other skit watched on the platform. Bravo!

  • @XYGamingRemedyG
    @XYGamingRemedyG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    "is it too late to repent?"
    On exactly judgment day? Yeah. 😅

    • @gehlesen559
      @gehlesen559 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No.

    • @jackbarman7063
      @jackbarman7063 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Seems arbitrary (like a lot of religion) and designed to spread conversion through fear.

    • @gehlesen559
      @gehlesen559 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jackbarman7063
      Nah. If that was the case we'd all be worshipping Aztec or Middle Eastern Pantheon.
      no one will join a religion because of the fear its lore spreads. That's a terrible marketing strategy.
      Fear is for control over the faithful, not to gain new members.
      .

    • @papersparrow899
      @papersparrow899 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jackbarman7063I don't know if I could word this correctly, or if I could help you, but I'll try.
      You may have heard that God is good all the time, but you questioned that if He really is good, why does this world suffer?
      Why are there many people in the streets begging for food and water and money, those in hospitals with incurable diseases, or why He took away our loved ones?
      We can't blame God for the problems that we've caused, and even the consequences that the people before us made.
      The reason why these things happen? Is because of sin.
      When this world was made by God, it was perfect, like how He wanted it to be, the trees, lands, oceans, seas, animals, and then Adam and Eve, He gave them free will, but why?
      Because God wanted a sincere and genuine relationship with man, that for love to be real, it can't be forced, but with a choice.
      And so, Adam and Eve had two choices, they could either obey God, or disobey, sadly, they chose to disobey.
      Because of that, there's a rift between us and God and through generations after, there's a sin nature within us.
      It's a propensity and tendency towards sin. Romans 3:23 states that we all fall short of the glory of God.
      You, and I, and everyone here have sinned, I'm not saying this as if I'm flawless, but because I too am not perfect, and full of flaws.
      I've done things to escape from pain, even though I know they're wrong and they'll ruin my life. I've said bad things with my mouth, had bad relationships that I wish I could've fixed sooner. Even suffering from addictions.
      And because of that, we have a penalty to pay, Romans 6:23 says that the wages of sin is death.
      So it means that we have a death sentence, our good works can't save us, nor can God be bribed to let us in Heaven because He's just, and He must punish sin.
      So the consequence is Hell, which is separation from Him, and what's sad is that Hell wasn't made for us in the first place, it was made for satan and his angels. But because we choose to reject God and love the devil more, because we side with the enemy more, we too are going to partake in the punishment.
      So the good news? We're made in God's image, in the image of a Father who created this whole universe and even us, who even loves us. But the bad news is that we have sinned against Him and we are to pay the penalty.
      But the good news of the Gospel is that Jesus, who's fully God and fully man, went to this earth, lived the perfect life we couldn't live, and died the death that we deserve for our sins against God on the cross. That's an act of His love for us.
      Jesus never did anything wrong, never said anything wrong and not even in His thoughts, yet He died for us, to take the punishment.
      He was buried but, three days later, He rose again, and what we're called to do with the gift of salvation from Him is to repent, and place our faith in Him.
      Jack, you may have gone through a bad experience, maybe a loss, betrayal, an addiction, but I want to tell you that no matter what happened in your past, even if you think you can't be forgiven, Jesus wants to forgive you, He died for you, He loves you, He CARES about you!
      I'm not saying this for my own benefit as well, but because it's a message from my heart that I have to share.
      God always has a plan for your life, even if you don't think so, I don't know if this message will help you, if it does, I'm glad.
      And Jack, thank you for having the time to read this comment, hahaha
      God bless you, and Jesus loves you.

    • @condedooku9750
      @condedooku9750 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@jackbarman7063 That's the whole point.

  • @windfromfelixia
    @windfromfelixia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    If this was the case almost all of us would probably go to hell

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You do realise the judgment still happens despite the format being different

    • @ProsecutorZekrom
      @ProsecutorZekrom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@guythat779 This is fiction. Funny as hell, but still fiction.

    • @Sobol14
      @Sobol14 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Considering the current Meta, 100% will anyway.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@guythat779Yeah but it’s not necessarily the same punishments

    • @neonh3043
      @neonh3043 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In reality the defendant would be Jesus though not a random Guardian angel who doesn't defend anything

  • @jonathanmoody8757
    @jonathanmoody8757 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    0:44 this should be a meme lol

    • @gabedarrett1301
      @gabedarrett1301 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed

    • @HandsomeYoungSir
      @HandsomeYoungSir หลายเดือนก่อน

      School students when a single syllable of your name gets called on the speaker (it’s a completely different person)

  • @dgkoolkid3572
    @dgkoolkid3572 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Can't wait for part two when they bring up that time he did "Soaking."

    • @BookMC
      @BookMC 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      finally found you in the comments XD.

    • @haruthunanyan7387
      @haruthunanyan7387 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah you deserve the attention kid)

    • @AsiccAP
      @AsiccAP 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      what the fuck is "soaking"

    • @dgkoolkid3572
      @dgkoolkid3572 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AsiccAP th-cam.com/video/S5XDtGq_zd0/w-d-xo.html

  • @guythat779
    @guythat779 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    "Let the record show he already paid for his crimes" is a very real thing and why i say thank god when i get random inconveniences and injuries

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Pretty sure gluttony means eating so much that it ruins your life or even the lives of others. Like parents eating so much that their children are malnourished

    • @Zaylic
      @Zaylic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fortnite

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah I think that's just it too, eating way more than you need and wasting food.

    • @ИльяНедбаев-у3н
      @ИльяНедбаев-у3н 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TwisterTornado we produce food for 1.5 of our population guess where it goes

    • @ИльяНедбаев-у3н
      @ИльяНедбаев-у3н 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TwisterTornado we produce food for 12 billion people

    • @jebtickle4065
      @jebtickle4065 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TwisterTornado 1.5 x 8 billion = 12 billion

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    "If you really loved thy neighbor, you would get them off"

  • @Habitt5253
    @Habitt5253 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Lust: Satan pulls out a thicc THICCC binder. "This may take a while."

    • @Emc_Squared
      @Emc_Squared 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I hope Zack sees this😂😂😂

  • @roboticgentlemen1970
    @roboticgentlemen1970 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    0:24 the exact response I would have. Can't let grandma see my search history

  • @joereyes7100
    @joereyes7100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Here after watching “When you volunteer to sacrifice yourself”

  • @highcap4952
    @highcap4952 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Skit idea: The universe / earth / creation, if God were a typical engineering student.

  • @willyguy22v26
    @willyguy22v26 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    4:56 CRAZY RISKY LINE LMAO

  • @raufowaty2
    @raufowaty2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    4:27 He could just take the kids for a flight to some hospital

  • @louiscipher2939
    @louiscipher2939 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    If Zach is taking skit ideas, here is one. A skit on how milk was discovered would be fun. Like the first human to walk up to a cow and....?

    • @Lunch0guy
      @Lunch0guy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When I think about this I just imagine a really hungry dude seeing a calf suckling on a teat, and sliding in next to it to suckle alongside.

  • @smier666
    @smier666 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Video suggestion: god gets audited by the IRS

  • @mottebailley4122
    @mottebailley4122 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I swear I thought this was going to be “Skynet nuking humanity” as a normal trial

  • @anashaddad9144
    @anashaddad9144 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Zach do you prefer being in comedy or in physics?

    • @TheKb117
      @TheKb117 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      prolly, YES!!! hehehe

    • @crazyking3329
      @crazyking3329 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Doesn’t matter he’s good at both

    • @AnApple-xg8lm
      @AnApple-xg8lm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why not both

  • @coffeeman501
    @coffeeman501 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Objection: technically speaking, Jesus should be the defense attorney as he did go to bat for humanity. Also, having Jesus in that position would be infinitely funnier since you know he'd vouch for some of these things. Like the Bottomless Fries.

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus Christ told me I won't be judged to begin with.

    • @PaoloEmilioGiardinetti
      @PaoloEmilioGiardinetti 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually, Mary is often referred to as an advocate in Catholicism. She is the closest to a "Judgement Day defense attorney".

    • @Claire-tk4do
      @Claire-tk4do 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @coffeeman541 This is accurate and hilarious

  • @emeralddragon2980
    @emeralddragon2980 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    You know, I'd call this kangaroo court, but that would be an insult to the kangaroos.

  • @YourFunkiness
    @YourFunkiness 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Props on having Satan be the prosecutor. Many people miss that.

  • @lunard8690
    @lunard8690 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    im a christian, but i find hell unjustifiable and i dont think anyone should be punished in the is world or the next for who they do or do not believe in, also its not sin to be gay or bisexual

    • @stereotypespecialist
      @stereotypespecialist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then youre not a Christian.

    • @lestercrowley1485
      @lestercrowley1485 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What you said doesn't make you a christian. You either adhere to everything the bible tells you or don't. Your religion doesn't allow for cherry-picking although it happens all the time. The "have your cake and eat it too" mentality is hypocritical. Try some introspection before taking a label.

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lestercrowley1485bro is right, you're going directly against god's plan right there by calling him unjust.

    • @lestercrowley1485
      @lestercrowley1485 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Niaomi101 Don't get me wrong. No gods exist. That's beyond absurd to even contemplate. I'm just clarifying that if you choose to be a part of a particular religion, you must take the entire package it offers and not choose certain parts you like and/or accept. Otherwise, what's the point?

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lestercrowley1485 I was replying to op 💀

  • @dragskcinnay3184
    @dragskcinnay3184 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    3:34 "-Objection: that's understandable
    -Sustained."
    Un/fortunately (your choice if you think it's a good or bad thing), the courts don't work like that 😂

  • @jaijaiwanted
    @jaijaiwanted 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Skit idea: What if all your dead relatives and ancestors were literally watching everything you did, just floating around you all the time. Watching. Judging.

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      eventually everything will become public knowledge and everyone will be resurrected. so yes, your ancestors and descendants will look at what you did. and vice versa.

    • @jaijaiwanted
      @jaijaiwanted 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@adamsmith7885 unlikely

  • @chastion3689
    @chastion3689 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    God is able and unwilling.

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      God is able and willing, but you are not willing.

    • @M1szS
      @M1szS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@adamsmith7885 ??

    • @gehlesen559
      @gehlesen559 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@adamsmith7885 he is unwilling to grant everyone unconditional eternal maximum happiness?

    • @bakutie
      @bakutie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@adamsmith7885 why not make us willing

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@adamsmith7885 bro is yapping about nothing

  • @danielkover7157
    @danielkover7157 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "If you really loved thy neighbor, you'd get them off." I'll remember that the next time I bring a casserole next door or borrow some sugar.

  • @granthqweqw5244
    @granthqweqw5244 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Were you ever proud"
    "No, I'm not trans" LMAO

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      God, I actually was expecting more of these comments

  • @4see300
    @4see300 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    i wonder what god thought after i edged for 9hrs

    • @mainaverse
      @mainaverse 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Probably “ look at the stamina on this one”

    • @The_lamb_sauce
      @The_lamb_sauce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Probably “dang it took you that long just to make that tiny thing work?”

    • @rorp24
      @rorp24 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      well, since it's unnecessary for reproduction, it's 9 hours of lust... Christianity sucks

    • @benjaminlore6633
      @benjaminlore6633 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      probably "wow he is fighting for so long, good for him!"

    • @randallporter1404
      @randallporter1404 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If Angels are watching over us, do you think they like our Pron?

  • @DeadHardTV
    @DeadHardTV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "...we continue with next sin, wich is..."
    "Oh god"
    "What"

  • @TheChiggerBug
    @TheChiggerBug 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love that this went full circle

  • @weeblordgaming6062
    @weeblordgaming6062 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He was both able and willing to commit those sins

  • @NoN053
    @NoN053 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    0:55 FACTS

  • @rieaweer7459
    @rieaweer7459 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Thanks as always for another great video

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2 dollars ay? Nice

  • @Dashmaster305
    @Dashmaster305 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I think we can all agree that this was NOT like a normal trial.

  • @Gimmickvr
    @Gimmickvr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    5:10 oh GOD

  • @kira.jyints
    @kira.jyints 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You always manage to make actually funny trans jokes, and I appreciate that!

  • @tc6818
    @tc6818 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Plot twist: In the end, Zach's defense attorney proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Zach had confessed his sins to a priest and is therefore forgiven of all prior sins brought up by the prosecution. Or..... an amazing closing argument by the defense attorney where he dredges up sins by each of the members of the jury and concludes with "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Quickly followed by God throwing a rock at Zach.

  • @sasi5841
    @sasi5841 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    *"Turned out to be Epstein's island"*
    Lmao best line in the skit

  • @Stellartist_E
    @Stellartist_E 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Skit idea: Something about the Greek gods holding an intervention for Zeus because he won’t stop having sex with mortals (idk i just wanna see you do a skit about greek gods lol)

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:30 This is such a mood.

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Were you ever PROUD
    Noooo I'm not trans...

  • @tirsden
    @tirsden 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:45 - Made a very poor choice of drinking coffee right then.

  • @allaware1971
    @allaware1971 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This ain't a trial-- this is God roasting this guy using the pride sin.

  • @hades5461
    @hades5461 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "No I'm not trans" had me dying

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro what this is weird, there aren't enough comments about this I was expecting the comment section to be flooded 💀

  • @brandonthewisp844
    @brandonthewisp844 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    the entire skit i was waiting for jesus to say "he's with me" and walk him to heaven

  • @firas1938
    @firas1938 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Y'know, God's focus on this guys Sins and not Virtues makes me think of an old post I saw ...somewhere? About how God's like a beekeeper, farming humanity for Sin, like beekeepers farm bees for their byproduct

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Romans 2:6-7
      6 Who will render to every man according to his deeds:
      7 To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:
      Revelation 22:12
      12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

  • @Slothptimal
    @Slothptimal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Wrath:
    Just God going on about how he can't do anything to change anything, and the defendant getting more and more pissed. Eventually, D says, "Fuuuuuck you, God"
    *GASPS*
    Devil grinning ear to ear
    Guardian angel bashing head off the wall

  • @rileyfairfull2548
    @rileyfairfull2548 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a trans fem, i approve of that trans joke.
    It actually caught me of guard lmao

  • @jasonsdailysafari5409
    @jasonsdailysafari5409 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I feel like the religion based humor is a unique thing for our time(+-50 yrs); we grew up in it so we know the lore, but we don’t take it seriously so we can make fun of it.

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you take seriously the love Jesus Christ had for you that He was even willing to die on a cross for you?

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@adamsmith7885what is bro yapping

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Niaomi101 Jesus Christ is worth being called a dog by you ✝️

    • @Theoneaboveitall6537
      @Theoneaboveitall6537 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ngl this is not true. Most people take religion seriously. Some don't.

    • @adamsmith7885
      @adamsmith7885 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Theoneaboveitall6537 there are those who love Jesus Christ, and those who hate Him. ✝️

  • @TheStuffEnjoyer
    @TheStuffEnjoyer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm ABLE and WILLING to like this vid~(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

  • @Otakuguy78
    @Otakuguy78 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If they can access the secret browser history im just going to hell, not wasting time or answering questions

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can I join 💀

  • @Fl3nn_
    @Fl3nn_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    welp as a trans girl... i am proud of myself i can confirm :3 welp guess im goin yo hell

  • @anynonymous1585
    @anynonymous1585 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “After going through his internal thoughts”
    Fuck shit god damnit I’m screwed

  • @jakub_paints6775
    @jakub_paints6775 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Does singing "Only Human" count as defense?

  • @jamimurrahman9159
    @jamimurrahman9159 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love all the stereotypes he throws out after being asked a question; "No im not a crypto-day trader"

  • @DH-rj2kv
    @DH-rj2kv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Being judged on pride by a guy that issued an entire book (two volumes!) about himself and demands continues worship seems rigged.

  • @dramir5953
    @dramir5953 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This was awesome 😂😂😂
    That epstein island twist had me rolling, did not expect it coming

  • @ValerioIannacone
    @ValerioIannacone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:04 Be rich so I don't have to do shi*
    That's freaking me, and I am 20 years old💀💀💀

  • @geisaune793
    @geisaune793 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This channel is so funny. It reminds me so much of TH-cam from like 10 or 15 years ago when everyone just did 3-4 minute skits. The sense of humor on this channel is similar to that time as well haha

  • @Sapphire1568
    @Sapphire1568 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Is it too late to repent?" XD

  • @modnik1388
    @modnik1388 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    video idea: three dudes in a bar, lucifer disguised as a wealthy business man, god disguised as a drug addict/alcoholic and some random ass guy with 50k college debt thinking about his future

  • @NimbleBard48
    @NimbleBard48 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh wow. Lust is getting such a clifhanger! xD
    Imagine all of that browser history. All of our browser histories...

    • @Niaomi101
      @Niaomi101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ... Yeah I think.. I think il just go to hell

  • @The_lamb_sauce
    @The_lamb_sauce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    5:00 They could’ve used a older doll

  • @Olectralab
    @Olectralab 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Video Idea: If Zeus lost his lightning rod.

  • @willowingwhispers2612
    @willowingwhispers2612 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "and a jury of your dead relatives"
    Oh, well damn, I would already be screwed with that alone, lol.

  • @lazylexy2123
    @lazylexy2123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm a glutton... For Zach's content.
    Im proud... To watch Zach's content.
    Im so greedy... That I can't wait for part 2 of this video.
    Also God is kinda greedy for making both Gluttony and Greed a sin... They're basically the same thing.
    You can be greedy with food and a glutton for binge watching stuff... Wait... Lust too...
    Lust works for both analogies too. 3 sins that overlap with each other... We were all doomed from the start people!!!

  • @uyandaomega6525
    @uyandaomega6525 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love how seamlessly this moved from the current video

  • @zcnaipowered7407
    @zcnaipowered7407 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    2:40 was just straight up mean they exposed him badly

  • @Drag0nvil
    @Drag0nvil 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Current thoughtprocess be like:
    "With god as my witness, I swear that this can't possibly be any worse then hell!"

  • @dodpoemdo4572
    @dodpoemdo4572 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:19 That's a pretty mid take you got there Zach. Only real ones remember getting balloons at hometown buffet

  • @alexcovey1200
    @alexcovey1200 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I'm not a crypto day trader."

  • @lestercrowley1485
    @lestercrowley1485 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Have the older gods, i.e., Ishtar, Tiamat, Marduk, etc. put the judeo-christian god on trial for being an impostor and plagiarist. Make Lucifer, the Roman god, have a cameo stating he wants to sue for libel and for being misappropriated by thieves.

  • @Agitatius
    @Agitatius 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "after going through his personal thoughts" lol

  • @FatherTime89
    @FatherTime89 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So have you ever petted a sloth?
    No.
    *GASP*
    Wait, that's what the sin was?
    Theyre gods perfect creatures and they have the most adorable face and you never stopped to pet them?
    I think you need to make some clarifications to the people on Earth.
    Why do you think we made them so slow? It's so that everyone could get a chance to pet the fuzzy wittle guys.

  • @ReallyBigToaster
    @ReallyBigToaster 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “The defendant did pay for his sins” absolutely sent me! Well played

  • @sumirunihon
    @sumirunihon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For "everyone take a 10 minute break" you should've said something like "everyone take a 10,000 year break" or something like that since it's heaven and since you're there for eternity large time scales like that mean very little and it would've been really funny. Something to consider for your next heaven related skit...