When Californians move to Texas
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- California people are coming to claim Texas (w/ JP Sears)
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Im from California. I dont blame Texans for hating Californians. Texas needs to build a wall.
I'm a californian and agree with you.
hey thats what I've been sayin'...all the way around the whole state! They already got austin and dalas not far behind. When they come for Houston....
Texas use to be Democratic and California use to be Republican. Reagan was the governor of California
A wall for everyone else, but not you.
When they build the wall, should they exclude you as well...?
I don’t mind Cali people moving here, but don’t move here and then try to change it to exactly what you moved away from
That's what they do.
I mean you could always move to California and change it.
@@valorousjoe22 California has been trying to change its self with self immolation for years now
You know what’s funny is that I am from CA, been my entire life. I surf, mtb, snowboard... the stereotypical CA guy. When I went to Austin I wanted to move there because they still had a sense of identity. Values that I valued. I didn’t want to change a thing and it actually got me mad all these tech f***s are trying to change it like they changed the mission sf.
Ben Shapiro is moving from California to Tennessee, and he’s taking his company with him. He’s conservative, and I’m sure there are many people out there like him.
“California! I thought I smelled communism” is my new favorite quote
My favourite quote. Texas. I thought I smelled taxes.
I didnt watch the video cause this guy is full of bullcrap.
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast Are you high? Texas has some of the lowest taxes in the country.
So you're from SF? Thought I smelled marijuana.
@@nakpin5230 no, not from SF. I just fly out of the airport. Also, Texas is too boring to live in. Half of the state is a damn desert.
I really hope Texas pays for its sins of bashing on California. Marijuana is in other states too, not just Texas.
I wouldnt move to a craphole like Texas even if someone bought me a house in bulk price there as a gift.
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast But Texas isn't half a desert? Unless you go to El Paso and that area. infact theres lots of fields and farms and we even have beaches. Texas has a lot of things so its not ''boring''
@@nakpin5230 I can confirm in my highschool near SF very few high schoolers are constantly trying to do marijuana
"our homeless people lives in houses" lmao that broke me
Not true tho
NO THE FUCK THEY DONT!!! I thought the same, until I went to Dallas. Y’all have tents everywhere. Not as much as Cali, but they are there.
@@tatttoon Dallas used to be great until a lot of those people moved there SMH
@@abrahamg3354used to be great when gods black gold was spread more fairly..
Same with all the big cities besides Austin which had aqua springs gold the 🎨 artists liked..
@@tatttoon brother all you got to do is remember that Texas is fucking huge and we do have a good number of ghost towns with abandoned buildings that homeless people do stay at because nobody else wants to fucking live there then because a lot of them are creepy as shit and you hear things where you shouldn't be hearing things because the place is supposed to be abandoned
"Our homeless people live in houses"
Californians: Impossible
Well I just found out that many homeless people are relocated to California just to survive harsh weathers.
Well I just found out that many homeless people are relocated to California just to survive harsh weathers.
@@mdd5088 thats the excuse other cities use to get them off their streets lmao they pay their bus ticket and everything
That's no shit. We'll take care of you in Austin. You can have designated areas to do your illicit drugs also
@@444MarlinSS XD
“California? I thought I smelled communism” dead
Totally 😂😂😂
Commiefornia xD
actually 57 percent of us voted against all socialist propositions...im sure cali went red this time if all real votes were counted
@@peach7245 where’s the proof at though 🤔
Best line ever
With the Recall Newsom Election, I saw a billboard in Texas saying “Send Californians back to California to vote” 😂
I whole heartedly agree.
Maybe it should have said “Send Texans to California to vote”. I never voted for that bastard.
@@The_NJG it was rigged. I mean no way many people wanted him in office
Where!? I need one in my front yard!
They still voted in California, they just didn't know it.
"We already claimed Austin"... lmao boy the truth to that is unreal
"I hated California, everything sucked"
*Criticizes Texas for not being more like California*
Who in their right mind says this🤣😁😎
@@ericaerica3638 Californians
@@HowdyItLovll As a born and raised Texan, and having moved to California 10 years ago... I'm shocked! I will say southern California is less appealing to me but honestly anywhere along the coast top to bottom and a majority of northern California is absolutely gorgeous and I don't think I could ever leave a place so beautiful. Perfect weather and scenery as well. The views alone along the coast and northern California will keep you here! Lol at this rate I'm saying go ahead an knock your socks off Californians 🤣 the deathly heat, bug and chiggers, hard freezes etc were enough to keep me far away from my DFW beginnings 😎😎 I miss the Indian paintbrush flowers but ....not much else.
yep. thats happened to me a few times. not in texas but still. i usually get hit with a 'theres nothing to do here'
@@namekman01 nothing to do in California or Texas?
Two kinds of fleeing Californians:
- Moderates/right being pushed out
- Rich, Silicon Valley couples buying homes and spreading the same problem they created
Fudge Dredd it’s the truth
Cold hard truth.
Jon Gallardo The sad part is that the rich Californians are usually oblivious to the fact they're spreading the very ideology that pushed them out.
Being from Texas my whole life and in the Austin area the past 15 years all I can say is you are 100% correct.
Weldon Henson I live in Houston Texas and well I’m glad it isn’t here but I hope it never comes lol
1:05 I keep dying of laughter from the Texan dude's response lol
As a life long Texan I want to say thank you for this . THANK YOU !!!
Want to hear the most annoying sound ever?
*"We just moved here from California"*
And here I thought it was “AAAAAYYYYAAAAAHHH!” 😉
Hopefully it's travelled by, "we came here to be able to go to church & Trump rallies" or else they are a plague & ur doomed.
I'm a Californian from the bay area. I know my liberals. Please stay safe
@S S tailgate all California played cars
I’m sorry but I need to I’m barely seventeen and I’m tired of this God Forsook state don’t worry won’t stay long in Texas hopefully moving to wyoming for the fishing and hunting
"We've just moved here from California" Translation = "Im an a$$hole and you should be impressed"
I moved from California to Texas 2 years ago and please don’t change Texas, I moved here for a reason.
Everybody wants to try a different state. Everybody left the old one for a reason. Tired of the same
I came in 2012 it’s been great , I’m from south central LA
Don't worry it will be gobbled up by Liberalism in no time flat...Soo to be a swing state!!!! Happened to my red state!
I moved to Florida from NY last year and I do not want New Yorkers or anyone else changing Florida into another liberal hellhole. Here my rights are respected and I do not need to give 60% of my pay to the government.
@@daveb2280 Ummmn, Texas moved Austin to a place that was called Hobbs New Mexico. All Californians will be welcome and find the blueness of the state as refreshing as the lower humidity.
As a Texan, I can say here in Texas we don’t use our brains we let our hearts do the thinking
"What do you think about replacing high school football with high school yoga?" 🤣 🤣
Same here
Hi
“Where are all the homeless people?” Austin.... they’re in Austin.
Why is it always that the most liberal cities have the most homeless people
@@theaveragemegaguy because their liberal cities
So true! Although they filmed this in Houston and we have some really primo homeless encampments here too. Thanks to Sylvester.
@@sarsarsvintagejewelry Just stand by a public ashtray for more than 15 minutes, you'll see homeless.
@@theaveragemegaguy please tell me one major “conservative” city
"The only BLUE we need in Texas is the sky" had me crying
I would have added “and the two flags flying above us”
@Primal Power hell no
Genius
"The Blue sky, Bluebell, and Bluebonnets" are the only 'blue' things that are valid in Texas
Source: I've lived here for 15+ years lol
Dam right!
They need a sign on the Texas border to any state "Welcome to Texas.....unless you're from Cali, then leave, we don't want you here"
🤣🤣🤣
"The only BLUE we need in Texas is the sky"
That made me spill my coffee... #ShoNuff
My favorite bumper sticker: “Go back to California and take an Oregonian with you.”
My favorite one was “Leave California. You’re not from here anyways.”
I lile it
As an Oregonian I’m offended and taking my 100 round drum mags with me
@@andrewrash1931 cool go take back Oregon.
Go back to Europe
On a serious note, Californians really do need to stop moving to Texas.
How about get the hell out if Colorado
Or they can come if they renounce their failed political beliefs and vow to vote with the majority who created the place to which they are going. We need to do the same to the New Yorkers who are fleeing to Florida. On the bright side I think you can find more New York-style pizza in Florida than in any other state (excluding New York). It’s delicious.
I know. I made that mistake in 2008 and I was homeless in Texas for EIGHT YEARS while the south Texas veterans affairs office neglected their job.
and Nashville 😑
On a more serious note, Californians really need to stop moving out of California.
Texas has been my home since we moved here from the south of France when I was 7 and there's nowhere else in the world people here treat others with dignity and respect they welcome you with open arms and we live like there's not a care in the world and at times its almost seems like there's nothing else in the world only the present, the here and the now, people will invite you to their homes after just meeting you for only an hour to a backyard BBQ out in the sticks where there are several acres of land in a beautiful home where entire families from 3 generations will show up with all their friends to cook a feast that can feed a family for a year, the first time I had home made smoked brisket it changed my life, there's so much beer and whisky that gets consumed at these gatherings its absolutely crazy and it happens almost every weekend, Texans love to eat and feed the people around them with lip-smacking homemade BBQ, we also love our guns, our whiskey and our flag.
The state doesn't meddle in your affairs and they give you every opportunity to earn what you rightfully deserve, low tax rates and everything is cheap, the people here self govern themselves and believe me they are not afraid to tell you like it is or protect themselves and their people if the need arises, we are extremely self-sufficient and self-governing, I never met a more prideful strong bunch of people who come from all walks of life ...
Being Texan isn't just a birthright, its a state of mind, a state of being, to be strong, dependable, honorable, to have integrity and to take pride in yourself and the place you call home, to welcome your neighbors, we like to have fun but we also work our asses off to contribute to making this place what it is today ... I'm a proud Texan, not by birth but by upbringing and every day I get to watch the sunset over the beautiful landscape where nothing blocks your view with a cold beer in my hands with all my family and friends i thank God and my family for raising me in such a place.
God Bless Texas and the people that make it what it is today.
California: Have homeless problem.
Taxes: Have California problem. 🤣
You mean Texas?
I mean... You are right even though, you made a mistake.
Same here in Arizona
Texas people hate Californian come to their state, If Texan come to California , Should I hate them?
@@youandme12345 It has a lot to do with politics, Texas is a state that follows the Constitution and California likes to take folk's right away.
*Our homeless people live in homes*
Californians : weird flex but OK.
False. I was homeless in Texas for EIGHT YEARS while the south Texas veterans affairs office neglected their job.
Haha yeah. Sadly an influx of people into Texas likely lead to increased cost of housing and an increase in homelessness. Same thing happened with CA during the huge tech boom of the last half decade. Hopefully housing cost of living doesn't get as unimaginably high as it has in CA. Texans better fight for some rent control measures
@@ChrisTopherBunnell So sorry to hear that! It's really criminal imo the piss poor way that veterans get treated by the gov't they served for once retired. I trust that despite the general insanity of this year so far, that times are improving or may already have, and that you're now blessed with 4 walls, & a roof? God bless!
@@ChrisTopherBunnell
Being poor my self all I can do is say.
Thank you for your service sir.
@@ChrisTopherBunnell thank you for your service!
Yes. Texans are thoroughly pissed!! No, they’re actually livid over their intrusion!!!
"I love Travis Scott" boy did that age well like milk
“where are all the homeless” homeless is now on the rise in areas where Californians are migrating to in Texas 😂
@@moisesojeda1085 how is that even possible 😂
it’s 2024 and he made a comback, this aged well
Don’t California my Texas.
I can say amen to that
Now yall know how Southerners feel about the mass exodus of Yankees from their blue states of high taxes ziltch job growth, high crime and corrupt politicians.
We especially dont need OUR corrupt politicians to learn new tricks. AND y'alls manners SUCK!
I'm Californian and I agree with you. Don't worry. I won't. Ever 🙂
For sure they drive up prices. My cousin is going to retire with a Califonia pension making $$$$ and going to move to texas
Texas has been going more left for decades.
Its a false political narrative to try to pin it on Californians because it makes some Texans feel like its a foreign invasion rather then Texans changing.
We welcome everyone here in Texas. Just don't forget to leave.
😹😹😹 I love this
Same with Yankees. A Yankee visit your state a DAMN YANKEE STAYS IN YOUR STATE . YOU DONT WANT YANKEES IN YOUR STATE.
Good one 🤣🤣
Stfu Texas sucks. I lived in 4 different cities including Dallas. Was not impressed. Chicago, NY, SF, Dallas. Dallas was the shittiest. Even people in Dallas hated Texas. And be careful. Austin is basically LA’s abortion that lived.
Stevie Ray Vaughan I’ll give you that. And other good Texas blues guitarists. Other than that. I’d rather live in fuckin oakland.
Where to you go huntin', Whole Foods? 😂
Best of the best:OUR HOMELESS PEOPLE LIVE IN HOUSES🤣🤣🤣
I miss the billboards that used to be seen as one entered Texas,
"Welcome to Texas, now go home"
Yesss
Don't mess with Texas, as well
yes texas sucks. save yourself. go home. no real home here unless you got financical value. son. genius.
I remember seeing those as a kid in the 80s when we visited TX.
I love the billboards all over TexASS stating "We have the FATTEST ASSES IN AMERICA!" True!
How about California getting it’s act together so people don’t want to escape. Just a thought.
Only the losers leave California.
@Alex P All Lives Matter
@ c s People vote but don't get their way. I don't know who voted for crackheads
Because these damn Libs keep voting these crazy a&@ people into office again and again!! They don’t want to change anything!! They are perfectly happy with high taxes, insurmountable homelessness, chaos and they love the corruption!! I want out, but not that easy...
Sure, some of us are holding out hope that it can turn around. But that hope is dwindling day by day. At some point, I guess one has to recognize when the ship is unsalvageable and going down and get to the life rafts. Dave Rubin is still sticking it out. But when big voices like Joe Rogan and The Daily Wire decide it's just too untenable and unsalvageable, you gotta start thinking...
The little pause-and-smile Brent makes after saying "smoking DMT" does it for me
I’m a canadian who fled to Texas during lockdowns. I’m so anti lockdown and have such a deep love of firearms the Texans been telling me “I can’t believe a Canadian is more Texan than some Texans. Least you ain’t from California” I love it here. But please, keep that liberal mentality for your own rapidly disintegrating cities. It clearly doesn’t work for anyone.
So you’re here illegally?
Keep drinking the Koolaid, Dave. It's as rancid and red in Canada as it is in the US.
Texas must be high on that cowboy weed.
@@LightStorm. No. He needs papers, have you married your sister yet or is she free?
After all, Canadians have more backbone than Americans these days!
You'd be improve the bloodline.
American Truckers get fucked every which way to Sunday by our government and still won't band together, but not Canadians truckers! They're real men! Wish we had real men in America! Not these women trying to pass off as men.
Or men who act like children and do everything they're told to do.
@@rjpx947 what??
"Oh youre from California? I thought I smelled Communism" Bro that shit had me rolling lol
that made me laugh too, as well as his shitty spit take 😂
We prefer the term “Socialism on Steroids”.😉
I come from a Northern California town of 400. It's a different planet from the assholes you hear about. My Dad's family is Texan. Same kind of people but the weather's better and no bugs. Signed Boomer Vet
"You're from California? So you have running water and electricity and don't freeze to death during the winter?"
Communism>Nazism
“The only juice we drink here is oil”
As a Texan, I’m not exaggerating when I say that I fell on the ground laughing
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@John Smith how is it sad lol
I’m from the west Texas town of El Paso and died when I heard this...I also fell in love with a Mexican girl
As a Californian I LMAOed at "In Texas, our homeless people sleep in houses."
This didn't tweak until reading these comments! Oh how was that possible.
"Feels like walking through a wet blanket". Yep... spot on, no matter what time of year. I'm staying in Texas, but I'm moving from rural East Texas out to El Paso, where it does get hot, but you don't get the wet blanket effect.
Lol I love how everything devolves/evolves into a dance off
Soon as he said he wants to remove high school football for yoga. I can hear all the Texans loading their guns.
I don't think people from other states really understand how important football is to us.
It might be like moving to California and saying "let's make surfing illegal"
Ain’t that the truth!
You assume that our guns are carried unloaded?
Well, excuse me for not describing all the ways people have their gun stored or carried, since, if it's carried then chamber a round (not everyone carries with one chambered.), or if the gun is in a stored space like a closet or a safe then you have the ammo/magazine nearby to load the firearm. I was just summarizing.
@@melaninjay592 still great game
“Where are all the homeless people?” Just down the road, the place you’re looking for is called Austin.
John Hix We can certainly agree on not sending young, impressionable children to UT but I’d rather send my kid to Baghdad than College Station...Guns Up!
When I moved to TX I asked why they didn't have homeless people. Btw when I visited Austin and Galveston I absolutely *loved* it there, reminded me of home. So if I were to bet, that's definitely where all the Californians will move to. As if we could ever give up the city or the beach
And San Antonio
Austin has become a trashy city thanks to the commie mayor steve adler
Todd so true unfortunately.
Yep, I live in California and make a juice every morning….lol that is the only thing I’d bring to Texas with me. You guys are great. Thanks for the laugh
I was like “who tf is wearing a pink sweatshirt in Texas summer?” Oh, Portland.
As a born Texan, I will say this to all Californians moving here, our policies and way of running things clearly works better than what you voted for in California otherwise you would not have needed to leave.
They won't see it. They're going to vote for the exact same type of people who ruined California.
Wait a minute.... I was born and raised in California and left in 2006 and moved to Texas.... Not all Californians think and act this way.... I grew up on horses, team roping, riding bulls etc... Like the song says I was a Texan when Texas wasn't cool or something like that.... My point is California's a shit hole and a sinking ship of a state..... lol....
How long until we see signs and stickers that say, "X contains chemicals known to the state of Texas to cause cancer and birth defects or..."
Jose Adrian I just got the report and it looks like next week.... It's gonna happen faster than you think.....
California is better than texas but california is getting worse
"Our homeless people live in houses."
"The only juice we drink here is OIL!"
And sweet tea
@@RedRaider-oz2qe what no
@Benjamin Gasiorek-2022 Thats exactly what’s happening right now... Glad I chose to not move to Texas.
@@dirtydinner6463 I was just about to comment that i hope texas doesnt turn into a 2nd california but dam guess it already happened. My condolences to you all.
@@DhirC35 it hasnt turned yet. And hopefully when they reach Texas they meet their rasict opposition and find out they really arent rasict and change some views.
Oh and " you all" what are you some commie, it's y'all. Please dont take offense
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"Our homeless people live in houses!" LMAO!!
OH DARN IT! i was just going to type that same same, but you are at the top of the comments :(
@Strage i had no idea what this channel was until after watching, cuz i just subbed after seeing him on jp's channel recently
T E no state tax
So technically they're not homeless.
Funny because there's a ton of homeless few blocks north of that park
There are currently 57 Counties in South Texas that do not allow any one moving into them from out of State the right to vote in Local Elections for 10 years. Good job.
Awesome!
Wow. How do I get Colorado to adopt this? I love Texas. Californians have been ruining my home state for decades. We used to be Red too.
@@CS-Loc I feel that pain too, neighbor.
I understand the sentiment but how's that legal? lol
@@ShaferHart likely just as legal as requiring US citizenship in order to vote.
There are just way too many good lines in this, I don't know what to quote 🤣
As a Texan this makes me feel better about how many Californian’s are here. Just respect the culture and well respect yours.
Alright. Well we both have american culture so lets respect each other’s culture.
culture? it's the same country lol
Nah man. They all need to stay in their state or move to Delaware.
@@dookie7299 why delaware?
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast No one gives a shit about Delaware.
“Our homeless people live in houses.” Well trailers, but close enough.
probably should have said 'homes'
Better than the sidewalks
you have not seen Downtown Austin... plenty to be found.
@@christopherwilloughby9353 that’s not Texas anymore bro. That’s Texifornia.
@@ramdbzdude0_0 I will give you that Austin definitely more in common with San Francisco than it does with the rest of TX. However, all major cities in TX have homeless issues Even Dallas has the problem.
CA Refugees:
Change your mindset
Not just your address
Literally.
The minute you express you opinions that drift from liberalism, you are marked, racist, conservative, crazy etc. Ppl have been indoctrinated to believe all the mainstream media says and follow celebrity lifestyle. It's unbelievable!
Drew Cronk
If they changed their mindsets they wouldn’t need to change their address.
@Firecracker CT Red states are cheaper, not as populated, and often have decent weather. Liberals moving in couldn't give a shit about how they're changing it.
They are only leaving due to urban population density.
Learn how to educate yourself beyond what your favorite snake-oil pedalling politicians, media outlets, and vloggers tell you.
I moved to Kerrville Tx in 2010 and immediately gave up telling people i was from Cali lol. From then on i told everyone i was from Oregon
"Don't California my Texas"
Best line, “our homeless people live in houses.”
This disabled veteran and ex-texan calls bullsh*t on you.
I was homeless in Texas for EIGHT FUCKING YEARS while I waited for the south Texas Veterans affairs office to do their goddamned job.
Christopher Strong Sorry to hear that. Hope things are better for you. Every place has its own problems in one way or another
@@ChrisTopherBunnell
Thank you for your service.
May i ask you why you were homeless?
Were you injured and disabled and thus couldn't work?
If you werent incapable of working, how is it the government's job to provide for you?
Just wondering why you would want to be dependent on the government if you dont have to be??
Being dependent on the government makes you a slave to them..not sure why any veteran would want that.
@@GCEXTREMEMN maybe he just needed a hand up. A hand up to our veterans does not mean staying on the government dole.
I’m glad that I’m not the only one who feels this way about Californians. Utah is getting hammered too
I’m seeing their plates all over Salt Lake. They will fill up all the new apartments going up and ruin this city. We need Porter Rockwell and the Mormon Militia back.
Timothy Hardcastle well that escalated quickly
They’ve even gotten to bandera and hondo
They came en masse in the 90’s and now it’s trending again except this time it’s the end of the world. Dang it!
Same with Colorado
My good friends who are Republicans moved from Los Angeles to TX. 17 months later, they try to figure out how to get back to CA.
They didn't "try before you buy." They just sold their house, packed up, and moved.
Lower cost of living and lower taxes is not everything. If you don't "click" with the people and the area, it's not really an improvement.
Love your name! Have you been to Modernism Week in Palm Springs? It's great!
I'm a 1st Generation Californian. My mother,grandmother, great grandparents, 2nd -4th great grandparents lived in Texas.
My grandmother was going to move back to Texas,but was convinced to stay due to help from the government. Most of my cousins have moved back to Texas and I want to move back to Texas as well.
So what is holding you back from moving to Texas if that is your desire?
@@nathaliewilson1817 saving money. It takes alot of money to move. Some of my cousins have already moved to Texas already,but that's because they sold their house and bought another quickly over there.
“New community” how about don’t mess up the community that you’re drawn to
Gabbie Rocks you’re saying Texas sucks? Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Gabbie Rocks are you from Portland?
Ghettobible *tells someone as Americans we are all responsible for our past* *but the when any blame gets directed at you* “I’m not white and my family isn’t from here” hahaha great times by your own logic then you’re not responsible for any of the good that occurs near your area. And if you say you volunteer that’s why you’re good, then you’d imply that the people you still call racist for being born where slaves used to kept do not share that blame as they do not have any direct involvement in slavery. Either way you try to attack this you are wrong just by your own contradictions you’ve stated.
Look up “We Thought They Were White” by Dontell Jackson
ғɪʀᴇ77 considering Britain established and continued the slave trade to the americas, I’m gonna say that’s not even factual. To say Caucasians are the only ones who had slaves is incorrect, to say Caucasians were never involved in slavery is also incorrect. I’m not here to promote some critical race theory whether on the far left or the far right. Every race, nation, and tribe has done something or another to deserve criticism and shame. The idea isn’t to live in the past or put blame on another race, it’s to do what America was founded on in principle. Which is we are all equal, and we all need to strive forward as individuals to better our lives, our families, and our communities.
"The only juice we drink here is oil" - LOL
😂
😂 😂 😂
Good ol' dinosaur squeezins
Should've said sweet tea
Oil and orange juice, that’s all the juice a Texan truly needs
As a Californian, I am literally afraid to even go to Texas because of the amount of mass shootings along with people there asking me if I am gonna move there, liberalize the state, and bring up housing prices. When I went to Idaho and Wyoming, I didn't say that I was from California.
say you're from california in any state
You're still in the same country. Even if you move to a different state. Its still The US And its still the same president
@@myschool2796 I know that but there is a difference between visiting and actually moving there.
@@RagingBull-go7lo ok. It may be a different state that you're moving to but you're still in the United States as a US Citizen. try to move to different states if you are willing to move for work purposes only
@@myschool2796 I would move for work but another thing that I also care about is people treating me with respect and dignity.
@@RagingBull-go7lo Alright
But remember. You're in a different state. Not a nation
This reminds me of an Australian comparison
Queensland (Texas) vs Victoria (California)
Drugs - One last pill
Alcohol - One last drink
Communism - One last try
As Lew the dim-witted police officer in the great movie "Fargo" said to his fellow police officer Margie, "Yah, that's a good one!"
Well said my friend
Your Neighbour or like 10 more
One last gummy bear at 3AM
Love the Freedom Toons video on when communism actually worked.
"The only blue we need in Texas is a sky"
-Ok, that's my personal motto from now on
same, there need to be t shirts of that
That should totally be a bumper sticker!
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@Aidan Myers too many right wings
@@Ghosty716 tejas will go blue cause browns outnumber whites
why does it make so much sense that both californians and texans would love Joe Rogan
“You should identify as a yuppie bitch” is the great line EVER! 🤣🤣🤣
"Where you go hunting, whole foods?"
-karl marx
Love hunting at wholefoods and trader Joe's.
@omniscient xt it's a dis
@@hannesproductions4302 dont explain the video to this person. He should have watched it!
"Where you go hunting, **breadlines**?"
-karl marx
Fixed That For You
@@zeus136988 All you did is screw up the sarcasm and irony of the faux quote that was really a quote by jp in that video. Your ruining everything!
'All the blue we need in Texas is the sky'
Truer words have never been spoken lol
as a texan, i can confirm this is entirely accurate.
Remember Californians….when you move to Texas, you’re a refugee, not a missionary.
“Feels like I’m walking through a wet blanket” accurate af lmao
Ikr, thats what summer in the midwest feels like 100° heat with 95% humidity
If you didn't recognize the statue of Sam Houston that line would tell you it was Houston, my humid hometown.
I was in CA when it was 121 degrees dry, felt like 80 degrees wet in Texas.
Kathleen Kirchoff SAME HERE. HTOWN!!!
For sure
Unfortunately a lot of Californians are bringing California values to Texas. This is especially true in Austin.
Stop them! I guarantee you they don't allow the reverse to happen.
Austin's always been like that. I remember back in the 70's folks called Austin 'Moscow on the Colorado'.
Yeah Austin is already screwed tho
Austin sucks and is the armpit of Texas
Look at what they are doing to San Antonio. Damm libtards tried to screw the Alamo claiming that the history was a mythology.
What spreads faster than Covid 19... California stupidity!
@@theuglybiker Actually, Austin was always friendly and weird with a bunch of hippies who didn't care where someone came from, their clothes, or who they worked for. Now Austin is snotty and pretentious.
Love this collaboration.
"Our Homeless people live in houses" lol
My personal favorite of the video 🤣🤠🍺
As a Texan, this is scary accurate.
Have you ever come to China? China is better than both California and Texas or every other US states.
@@powerfulstrong5673 All of China, or the just Hong Kong area? Either way it's hard to believe.
@@randomfella8448 What I said is most of urban areas of mainland China is much better than USA or Hong Kong.
@@randomfella8448 I lived in a prefecture-level city in Jiangsu province in the eastern part of mainland China. Its infrastructure and transportation system are much more modern than USA. It is much much safer and cleaner here. Even in the cities of midwestern part of China, There are much more advanced infrastructure and transportation system than USA!
@@randomfella8448 I just want to ask you a simple question. Have you come to China in recent years? Because seeing is believing.
When you leave California for Texas. Leave all of California behind.
I'm sorry man I can't do that I have to have Hellfire with me at all times or I get cold.
That's exactly what I did when I moved to TX from California, I don't really associate myself with them anymore.
Coming to a voting booth near you, Bubba! They screwed up my state; now it's your turn.
Roxy Tiger haha y’all can have em
Agreed.
I feel like I'm swimming through a wet blanket is so true and why I moved back to California. That and real Mexican Food not that Tex - Mex crap. Only decent Mexican food in Texas was a San Diego chain restaurant... You're Welcomed!!!
Only good Mexican food in Texas in El Paso, McAllen, Laredo, and Brownsville, Eagle Pass, border cities
Born and raised in San Diego.. I moved to a small TX town. Even my hippie lesbian sister couldn't handle the woke lunacy and bailed to UT. Even as a non-political agnostic I appreciate the conservative way of life.
“I’m just following the footsteps of joe Rogan” lol so good
😂😂
LOL
Dude, Joe Rogan will be public enemy number 1 if indeed he brings all the losers with him. He will find life is very hard here.
@Pa6loz I think this was even funnier then the original comment
Californian: I’m gonna move to Texas cause I don’t really like California.
Also Californian: I’m gonna wokify Texas cause it needs to be more politically correct like California
Texan: Get the hell out of here.
Gtfo pls
@@kekelaward I second that notion!
Both states suck
@@Olluwaaa At least Texas doesn't torture people with taxes also Texans also don't Harass people that don't go with their political views
“our homeless people live in houses” 😂😂
Wow, I never knew there were houses that cost only five bucks.
One is playing pop, the other is playing country, and then the metal comes in between them and blows them away (literally).
Texas doesn’t need to be “new” or “better.”
Leave it alone.
No really. I’m serious.
I grew up in LA.
Fellow Angelino. I agree with you. Don't mess with Texas.
From Long Beach/Lakewood, I 100% agree!
Christina Hayes I like it , your so right !! I still have a vacation home in CA. The value just keeps going down !!
Who's forcing their personality on somebody else? Do whatever you want
Hell ya Christina...im from the LBC.
"Our homeless people live in houses" lmfao, as a life long Californian, this hit different lol
That makes no sense. Homeless people dont have houses, hence why they are called homeless. This guy’s video doesnt even make sense, and I didnt even have to watch it to know that.
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast What he meant was very poor people who most likely would end up being homeless in California, live in homes in Texas. I'm not American but I assume it means that there's less drug abuse problem in Texas, families are more close-knit and help each other in need.
Wouldn't that make them Homemore...woah!!!
@@kinglong5726 You totally understood it. The idiot commenting above is probably a Californian, so please excuse him, he is most likely Autistic.
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast it's because Californians selling there shit houses in the hood moving to our decent homes in nice areas here in Texas
The funny thing is that Whole Foods started from Austin.
🤣 man I love this show !
Should have had a line that said, "In Texas our vegetarians eat beef"
Moo?
@@the_flyattractor8656 moo, indeed
But we don't...
@@Memry-Man More like In Texas Our Vegetarians ARE BEEF!!!!!!!
@@the_flyattractor8656 Lol. Hey I like that one too.
And yes I do realize there might be 1 or 2 vegetarians in Texas... probably in Austin.
as a Texan I am actually nervous of Californians moving here
Unfortunately, you should be. Portland used to be a relatively conservative city, until all the Californians started arriving roughly 30 years ago. It's been a steady descent into what we are now ever since.
@@robertt9449 house prices and the homeless
@@thepoliticalapple5145 and don't forget they bring their Shitty libpolicies with them
@@thepoliticalapple5145 i had to move to Houston from the bay so I’m just curious, is there like a direct correlation between the prices out is it just because more people are living out here? Just a curious teen
@@robertt9449 most people who are moving out of Cali goes to a new state and then votes for the same thing that caused them to leave Cali in the first place
The best response I've heard to this sort of thing is this: "If you are a leftist moving to a red state from a failing blue state, remember that you come as a refugee, not a missionary."
“Where do you hunt? Whole Foods!” 😂😂😂😂
"As long as we're not going to Portland"
🙌🤣😵
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Yep living in Portland is depressing
Austin is defunding police...now that so many Californians have moved there...
Stop them before there nuttiness spreads. They'll reform and reform until all that's left is skin and bones. Then they'll reform that down to bone marrow.🤪🙄
There you go!! These goons move from Cali to take over with their crazy ideology
@@Minkagurl Could care less about ideologies, I'm just trying to make a living. Too much smoke in California 😂😂😂
Litmus tests. If your blue your not welcome go find another state. This is being said by a red Californian.
Illegal aliens and sanctuary cities not to mention a communist indoctrination camp you call the University of Texas at Austin.
“How much are those? Oh we can drive those prices up” 😂
“We can probably drive those prices up” 😂
“We’ve already claimed Austin, now we’re here for the rest of the state” as a Texan...Austin makes me sad.
I laughed so hard at that statement since it's true. I live in Austin 😂
I was in Austin in 2004 and it was beautiful! What happened?
The liberal soy boy manufacturing plant at UT Austin needs to be disassembled and shipped back to California or Communist China 🇨🇳
@@supay4ever555 Californians happened.
@Kyle Blank II NY voted a lot more red than i thought it would in the elction, it was 55 to 45 or something.
As a former Californian who now lives in Texas- I approve this message.
But are you voting red?
@@playhousecentral5847 of course straight down every ballot from now on. Why would I vote for what I ran away from?
@Cerco170 thank God! Thank you so much! Lol, because there's a big thing going on that Californians are moving to Texas and then, they still vote blue. Doesn't make much sense
@@noneofyourbusinessboy7118 your welcome! I know it really doesn't make any sense
@@Cerco170 welcome to Texas!
lol couldn't be more accurate..
Finally, there’s some peace between Californians and Texans