Zuckerberg explains the internet to Congress

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  • Facebook's CEO had to cover the basics during his two-day hearings on Capitol Hill.
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  • @CNET
    @CNET  6 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    Zuckerberg's DC trip: What the spectacle looked like up close - www.cnet.com/news/the-sights-and-sounds-of-facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerbergs-washington-visit/

    • @cody8190
      @cody8190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you just cut in out pieces to make him not sound like he is not that bad of a individual the guy bought up land from indigenous all over the world facebook never started with ads...an you just posted the stupid questions the guy fully admitted he has more then 20.000 individuals monitoring facebook from conversations to pictures he also accidentally stated he uses it for ad purposes your own pics an messaging data also accidentally said he was pushing a polticial agenda for the trump campaign well censoring others an more! stated he was censoring many topics he even started going on about how he has made a system to monitor individuals who stop using facebook for quote "safety reasons" then the goverment is stating things like if you have all this information etc etc
      the propaganda your parents seen in the sixties is no where near as bad as it is now how the next generation will be is scary zuckerberg sounded like justin trude lost uncle avoiding everything just to accidentally screw himself
      an this cnet is a joke making a mockery out of questions that are very important he stated he can get data such as your emails url history an more an the guy asked if i emailed in whatsap could you get that to it is a simple quiston you made a joke out of it should be illegal to steal an track billions of people even when they delete or sign out
      your phone does it to contact google they will legally give you the information an can see it on the internet they track your loaction phone calls texts an more
      mark openly stated he is data mining for far more then his term in conditioning says I watched the whole thing which is around 4 hours long talk about disinformation
      he stating if you have the right to sell my data to ad companys would you also have the right to give me information on a single individual an he is saying absolute not which makes absolutely no sense an again you try an make a mockery out of it an the masses supports it fools delete this an i will screen shot it for a later date

    • @luciferscatmilk
      @luciferscatmilk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      CNET was that annoying background music necessary?

    • @Bingo20678
      @Bingo20678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is Internet things here?

    • @Doubtfull1988
      @Doubtfull1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well if something looks and sound stupid its the zucc.

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CNET I approve of the way *MOST* of the questions were asked. I feel sorry for him having to be asked questions that are meant to be understood but the 1st question seemed to be asked in clumsy way. I few Australian Senators that would be doing this in a *BETTER* way and be prompting him to *GET HIS ACT TOGETHER* . I know he's a *busy* billionaire, Although he should come prepared with *ALL THE ANSWERS* . 😲😔💻🔎💸📧🗳ℹ🇺🇸🇦🇺

  • @zzly9338
    @zzly9338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9509

    *Emailing within WhatsApp*

    • @Monica-vw5kf
      @Monica-vw5kf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Loekas I almost spit water

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Loekas lol XD

    • @red-qk3ig
      @red-qk3ig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Piebsa Imfao same

    • @joshuadriver9606
      @joshuadriver9606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I stop laughing when I realized these boobs are our lawmakers

    • @zzly9338
      @zzly9338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Earla Weese still if youre going to ask a question about someting, you should first do some research about that something and know how it works

  • @sambhav6385
    @sambhav6385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7715

    He is playing the highest level of ‘you laugh you lose’.

  • @scrap8660
    @scrap8660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2219

    “We use cookies”
    I almost expected the dude to follow up with “are they chocolate chip cookies?”

    • @Bee-tj8gc
      @Bee-tj8gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was free business counseling for like 30 different people who already make good money, from one of the most successful CEO,s paid for by the tax payers..

    • @deathrow6048
      @deathrow6048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @StrawberryNinjaNibbles
      @StrawberryNinjaNibbles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He probably didn’t know if zuck was joking or not😂

    • @francisjohnny4556
      @francisjohnny4556 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't get the problem with this question. It's a completely valid question and Zuckerberg said yes, we track people's internet usage even when they're logged off from our system. (edited due to Tim Green's comment below)

    • @thegreentimtam
      @thegreentimtam ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@francisjohnny4556 indeed, nothing wrong when the question.
      Just want to correct - Facebook doesn't share data with advertisers. They use the fact that they have the data to sell ad space on Facebook. This is sometimes referred to as "selling data", but it is not the same as sharing it.
      Facebook has also had issues with third parties selling data. For example, you go to a game that wants you to log in with Facebook, and it asks you if it can access your Facebook data. This was developed as a system to allow secure and convenient log in, and it's sensible to share something like an email address when you log in with Facebook to a different site. Early versions of this were a little unclear, and allowed a lot of information to be shared, and some of those third parties have sold that data.
      But Facebook has never shared data itself.

  • @rawbee8932
    @rawbee8932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6234

    Senator : do you have a kitchen knife
    Mark : yes.
    Senator : can you stab me with it.
    Mark : that's a crime. I would never do it
    Senator : but could you?
    Mark: I guess so.
    Senator : aaaah. I was right. Facebook is dangerous

  • @dazhibernian
    @dazhibernian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13147

    "Does Facebook use milk with the cookies Mark?"

    • @abread1094
      @abread1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You got ur 200th like

    • @Theblinger55
      @Theblinger55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I swear, I wouldn’t be surprised if they asked him that😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lcskskwksmskam3410
      @lcskskwksmskam3410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I actually laughed

    • @ManrajRehal11
      @ManrajRehal11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      500 th like

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *"IT'S A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION! IT'S NOT A TRICK QUESTION!"*

  • @kingargon
    @kingargon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9022

    Imagine if these people were running the countr- oh wait

    • @obbymillion
      @obbymillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      😂😂

    • @saulreyes9131
      @saulreyes9131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Stolen comment

    • @swaanton5682
      @swaanton5682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      @@saulreyes9131 does someone own that comment?

    • @aniruddhadebnath261
      @aniruddhadebnath261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They have achieved more than 99.5% of us will ever have, it's better to give respect to them

    • @ClassifiedPerson
      @ClassifiedPerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@saulreyes9131 Technically I think that comment isn't affected with artical 13.

  • @fyurex8969
    @fyurex8969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    1. Ask question
    2. Answer is no
    3. Ask same question again
    4. Answer is still no
    5. No that wasn't my question

  • @zenokwon1177
    @zenokwon1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Can you kill me?"
    "I would never do that"
    "But you have the ability'
    "Well, technically I do, but-"
    "You have the ability."
    is what it sounded like

  • @prabhatkiran3226
    @prabhatkiran3226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23713

    Senator: Let's say I am emailing about black panther within whats app. Do I get a black panther ad?
    Zuckerberg: Wakanda question is that?

    • @remylebae3395
      @remylebae3395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      GOLDEN!!

    • @qualivia
      @qualivia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      100% ✔Grade A Pun

    • @cheryltariq
      @cheryltariq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      These comments are killing me!!!!!

    • @azure8696
      @azure8696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Prabhat kiran you get a like +1👍for that😂😂😂

    • @darktealglasses
      @darktealglasses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I didn't know we'd email in whatsapp

  • @itsicreazyy
    @itsicreazyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7469

    Could you kill someone ?
    I dont think so
    Do u have the ability?
    Technically
    So you kill people?

    • @Goenie2005
      @Goenie2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This. Pure dimwitted questions that mean nothing.

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      SwayingShadows also RD JA stole a comment too by commenting “stolen comment” as somebody has already commented it lol if thats how they based copyrights uwu

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jakin Lee Bad analogy the ownership of the cookie is paid legally and has legal ownership but the ownership of short text and sentence in this internet is not copyrighted. So by going with your logic if there is a comment that says “that’s like saying oh” then technically everyone in the internet that has commented it including you, have copied it which is funny af.

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jakin Lee doesn’t matter my argument still stands.

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jakin Lee mind explaining ?

  • @leoyu727
    @leoyu727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Mark: “Senator, we run ads.”
    Senator:“Ok, do they run away?”

    • @mr.banknote6422
      @mr.banknote6422 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @mrrknrr
      @mrrknrr ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @km077
      @km077 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Senator, we run them in a specific order that prevents them from doing that. They only run where we told them beforehand."

  • @hacobhudkins
    @hacobhudkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    It’s so good that the people who really understand it are making these huge decisions that impact everyone

    • @justinlavine9209
      @justinlavine9209 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy Zuckerberg took responsibility for an unpopular election result because he wasn't one of the politicians who hired a legally operating consultation firm from an a foreign, allied country?

    • @km077
      @km077 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, I was like "tax me more, babeeee" the entire time. Truly an outstanding job they're doing.

  • @dineshjeewooth1064
    @dineshjeewooth1064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11495

    Mark: "Senator, we run ads.."
    Senator: "How many miles do they run? "

    • @rivaldond6255
      @rivaldond6255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Underrated comment

    • @eriknim1
      @eriknim1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      LMFAO

    • @Believer01
      @Believer01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😅😅

    • @neettim
      @neettim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmfaooooo

    • @wanderinggenius166
      @wanderinggenius166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      At 0:23 the second questions he's asking is true, it's yes.
      Once I was talking to my friend in whatsapp about computers motherboard, I didn't even search or type motherboard on any websites.
      After a while I was scrolling through facebook and i saw an ads of motherboard, and even on instagram too, now it's showing ads about computers motherboard.
      Whatsapp use to earn money by reading our chats and split some information to the ad platforms.

  • @ihatedurian3443
    @ihatedurian3443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7174

    For Zucc it's like the first day as a kindergarten teacher and answers everything politely to whatever the kids ask.

    • @icy4091
      @icy4091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      more like a elderly care center(whatever those things are called)

    • @jem_14
      @jem_14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kindergarten would most likely know how to answer their questions....

    • @immorky7451
      @immorky7451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Earla Weese i would be too if i was being hounded by these sack of idiots on something they have no clue about.

    • @buggsy64
      @buggsy64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ihatedurian hahhahhaa right on point

    • @buggsy64
      @buggsy64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Earla Weese you don’t get it do you? It’s ok....

  • @mcurcio8315
    @mcurcio8315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    when your grand parents call tech support

    • @markzuckerberg8836
      @markzuckerberg8836 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello friend how are you doing is me mark Zuckerberg nice to meet you here. Have you been seeing what is going on social media 💐I'm planning how to buy all social media. You look beautiful ❤️ I would love to communicate with you privately. Where are you really from

  • @AshiqurRahman
    @AshiqurRahman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    This video reminds me of Iron Man 2 movie scene where Tony is in court room

    • @toast_bath5937
      @toast_bath5937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Minus the hacking and being disrespectful to the biased court

    • @BuddyWazzup
      @BuddyWazzup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same energy indeed

    • @MorganJones-tk1mw
      @MorganJones-tk1mw 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@toast_bath5937that court was literally full of nazis. I’m glad Tony was mean

  • @eyelessmortel5718
    @eyelessmortel5718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4697

    How do you make money on a free service
    Sentor we run ads
    Smiles

    • @seconds-js7pf
      @seconds-js7pf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I love how comments that literally describe what was on the screen get the most likes (not hating because I liked it too)

    • @ojogbaneamedu2501
      @ojogbaneamedu2501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Blake V Your privacy? Nothing on the internet is private sadly.

    • @MrSheepOfficialx
      @MrSheepOfficialx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @Blake V im a month late, but are u stupid? its internet, its ur fcking responsibility if u put ur privacy shets on internet. how dumb are u?

    • @zihanzheng7569
      @zihanzheng7569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You can even see the younger people in congress smiling, because they know how this works

    • @mkbXD
      @mkbXD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Any person with a brain would know the answer to that.

  • @tidebleach4835
    @tidebleach4835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11022

    That last question is like asking.
    "But do you have the ability to kill someone?"
    "Well it's illegal"
    "But do you have the ability?"
    "Yes, but i would never do that because it's illegal"

    • @aitishkumar6574
      @aitishkumar6574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      Tide Bleach
      Senator: "so you have the ability.....(sigh)"
      Takes off glasses.
      Me: Why? Why? Why? No wonder mark is a lizard robot. I would become a T-Rex if these are the question is would get asked by 'government officials. "

    • @tidebleach4835
      @tidebleach4835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ikr

    • @5000MikeMaster
      @5000MikeMaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Incompetence is a cancer that plagues politics HEAVILY

    • @MrRighto
      @MrRighto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Like asking the CEO of a bank if they could technically just all of someone's money to himself

    • @phantomraven8853
      @phantomraven8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tide Bleach i said something similar as joke too lol

  • @Username-qu1jt
    @Username-qu1jt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Are you a lizard?"
    "No senator"
    "Did you evolve from a type of reptile"
    "Technically, it was an amphibia-"
    "So you are a lizard"

  • @deepfriedavocado
    @deepfriedavocado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I love how that one congressman thought he was onto something when he asked, “how do you sustain a business in which customers don’t pay for your service?” Like that was some checkmate lol

    • @justinlavine9209
      @justinlavine9209 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy Zuckerberg took responsibility for an unpopular election result because he wasn't one of the politicians who hired a legally operating consultation firm from an a foreign, allied country?

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Advertisements and merch: “allow us to introduce ourselves”

  • @SentimentalGentleman
    @SentimentalGentleman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5185

    “Senator we run ads”
    Mark laughs, as well as the two people behind him

    • @SentimentalGentleman
      @SentimentalGentleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sasmit Vaidya I returned to this video a year later and just saw the amount of likes I got

    • @Heyitsthenews
      @Heyitsthenews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sentimental Gentleman lol

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trinity of smiles

    • @maxallen121
      @maxallen121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      like seriously, these people dont even care enough to learn even the most accessible easy to find information about the company that they are reviewing

    • @adilsaju
      @adilsaju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His system be like laugh mode activated

  • @trittonyt9962
    @trittonyt9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

    "Would you cheat on a test”
    “I wouldn’t “
    “do you have the ability too?”
    “I probably do”
    “i would like to see you after school and talk about your actions.”

    • @kite1
      @kite1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      690th like

    • @deathrow6048
      @deathrow6048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @bot01020
      @bot01020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It might be hard to believe, but this actually happened to me

  • @hyunahjjang
    @hyunahjjang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Senator, we run ads" never gets old 😂

  • @Thanos-ib4zx
    @Thanos-ib4zx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Mark: “People use cookies on the internet”
    Senator: “What kinda 🍪 we talking about Store or homemade 😋”

  • @JoevaniePraquilles
    @JoevaniePraquilles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    These were the horrors that I have to deal with as a Tech support.

    • @lydiadugan8368
      @lydiadugan8368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Joevanie Praquilles you ought to be glad many people are not tech savvy, because you would not have a job. Don’t complain that is what tech support is for.

    • @lydiadugan8368
      @lydiadugan8368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DragonInferno99 Ω what crap? It is a help line. People are usually grateful for help. There are far worse and abusive jobs.

    • @lydiadugan8368
      @lydiadugan8368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DragonInferno99 Ω are you speaking of tech support employees or Zuckerberg?

    • @luisfuentes3012
      @luisfuentes3012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One thing is not being tech-savvy, but being as stupid and silly as these guys, that's another level

    • @luisfuentes3012
      @luisfuentes3012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lydia Dugan Actually, no, my average American caller spits shit for 5 minutes and then lets me start to help, and gets upset with everything I say, most people don't thank you for nothing, there are exceptions of course, with people who is really grateful and nice, but most people oh my god

  • @karami8844
    @karami8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6167

    “People use cookies on the internet”
    Senator: 🍪🍪🍪🥛

    • @angrycarljohnson69
      @angrycarljohnson69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Senator : luckily mark I actually happen to bring Chips Ahoy and a jug of milk care to show me how people use Cookies on the Internet?

    • @SerlingPictures
      @SerlingPictures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Judge slams mallet
      "I demand to know if these cookies are of the store brand or homemade variety "

    • @vijayraghav9389
      @vijayraghav9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ROFL 😂

    • @geoseason5800
      @geoseason5800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOOOOL :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @cocojambo2330
      @cocojambo2330 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So...then what do you do with the milk ?

  • @typryor2227
    @typryor2227 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “When I have the Facebook, do I also have the internet?”

  • @GamesbiteRtDL
    @GamesbiteRtDL ปีที่แล้ว +8

    And they still don't understand till this day

  • @chimkinNuggz
    @chimkinNuggz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4501

    Mr zuckerberg, is it true you can close a browser window with the red x at the top right hand corner and if so, how do you respond to that?

    • @daddybonez
      @daddybonez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      RuggedALAN Uhhh senator I do not understand your question.

    • @pedroortiz7692
      @pedroortiz7692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      *runs over the window and jumps*

    • @itsJPhere
      @itsJPhere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Is it true that the cookies are in fact not edible?

    • @xxcorrosive
      @xxcorrosive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      ...senator, we run ads...

    • @martoboomin6985
      @martoboomin6985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Mr Zuckerberg, is it true when i add a profile picture other people can see it ?

  • @AwesomeVidzChannel
    @AwesomeVidzChannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7112

    This was painful to watch. You cant teach an old dog new tricks...

    • @th3randomn3rd74
      @th3randomn3rd74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Awesome but you can put them down

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Actually, you can.

    • @andreavitale5269
      @andreavitale5269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Awesome , to be honest, this video is crap as there were at least two questions that were plain clever and purely formal to an attitude of most importance in acquiring good full Data: Socratic dialogue. But what would and old dog like you understand about it.
      As an example: How do you earn money? Very good question. Wannabe clever people will think, so obvious they earn it with ads. But really clever people will think, for what exactly do adds pay you? What do you offer? And if this does not ring a bell for you or helps you to follow the thought, well, you may be a very old dog.

    • @newera478
      @newera478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Awesome Actually you can. Assuming that the old dog has a mindset above a two year old toddler.

    • @RmRoyalflush
      @RmRoyalflush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Andrea Vitale He offers a big amount of people, ads dont care who they are shown to, youtube shows the same ads to everyone, Facebook Shows ads that have specific criteria to specific people. You are 25-35 Years old? Here are your ads about Engagement Rings and Babies. You are a 50+ man? Here are your anti bald Shampoo ads. People who know how the Internet works dont ask such questions.

  • @DylRicho
    @DylRicho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is why you need more in-the-know people in these positions. Whether they are younger or not. I am amazed at how many of them don't understand how the Internet works.

  • @tooriginal9724
    @tooriginal9724 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s amazing how the same dinosaurs were “grilling” tik tok a couple of days ago

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    Mr Zukerberg, my Computer got dirty, so i put it in a washing machine to clean it, i can no longer turn it on. Is it true that Facebook has conspired with washer companies to destroy computers of those who try to clean it?

    • @Viotrolic
      @Viotrolic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mark: Well Senator.....

    • @taliayana3192
      @taliayana3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao im crying 😂😭

    • @AussieInDistortedworld
      @AussieInDistortedworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @axeschokolade3532
      @axeschokolade3532 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I automatically read this with the voice of the woman that made Tee with the sprinkler water in parks and rec

    • @hammadgulalai9744
      @hammadgulalai9744 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gopi bahu entered in chat

  • @KarlBoscia
    @KarlBoscia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    It's really horrifying that these are the people in charge.

    • @BenitoFan760
      @BenitoFan760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PurePuritan Go back to school.

    • @CeCeHoran22
      @CeCeHoran22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well are you surprised? Look at our president :-‘)

    • @MikeAlabbasi
      @MikeAlabbasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It is indeed, yet they're not the ones to blame. What's more horrifying is the fact that citizens willingly voted for those politicians and legislators.
      Well, I might have exaggerated as they may be experts and knowledgeable in other fields, though obviously technology is not one of those fields. Nevertheless, I think it remains inexcusable, they should read, research, and consult before they appear on these hearings.

    • @patrickgracias5782
      @patrickgracias5782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mike Alabbasi We need young people who actually are up to date with everything that’s been going on politically and technologically wise instead of these old farts who think they know better because they’re older

    • @eveei
      @eveei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anakin Skywalker agree. in all aspects of government...

  • @echidnanatsuki882
    @echidnanatsuki882 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Came back to this after the Tiktok CEO one 💀

  • @thebicycleman8062
    @thebicycleman8062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Senator: So could you still view a users browsing after they log out?
    Mark: Yes, some use cookies
    Senator: Now would these cookies be the chocolate chip ones, or the plain crispy ones?

  • @benbaxter5299
    @benbaxter5299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    Senator: I'm going to talk about black panther so they know I'm cool and with-it.

    • @wanderinggenius166
      @wanderinggenius166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      At 0:23 the second questions he's asking is true, it's yes.
      Once I was talking to my friend in whatsapp about computers motherboard, I didn't even search or type motherboard on any websites.
      After a while I was scrolling through facebook and i saw ads of motherboard, and even on instagram too, now it's showing ads about computers motherboard.
      Whatsapp use to earn money by reading our chats and split some information to the ad platforms.
      Mark Zuckerberg didn't get that questions or he doesn't want to answer.

    • @morcputer
      @morcputer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@wanderinggenius166 false. WhatsApp uses end to end encryption. Just you and the receiver of your message can read it, cause both of you have the private key to decrypt the message. Same thing for images and audios. On the Facebook servers just an unidentifiable string in hexadezimal ist stored.

    • @ghr8036
      @ghr8036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@wanderinggenius166 No actually I don’t think it’s whatsapp it’s your phone in general. I talk about very specific things all the time then later that day or not that long after something related wether it be a video or ad pops up

    • @AussieInDistortedworld
      @AussieInDistortedworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @haroldsomehands4271
      @haroldsomehands4271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghr8036 which makes facebook even more dangerous.

  • @charliehinde1701
    @charliehinde1701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4837

    These Senators are amazing at Technology.
    They've managed to send emails with WhatsApp!

    • @ProPrince
      @ProPrince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Yes they geniuses for encrypted emails

    • @Tate525
      @Tate525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

    • @drishtijaiswal0610
      @drishtijaiswal0610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @zen3386
      @zen3386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @martinsauer8856
      @martinsauer8856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sending messages on WhatsApp is in fact the same as sending an E-Mail.
      Only difference is that the address is the phone number. So from outside there is no difference.

  • @kadencekeys8365
    @kadencekeys8365 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now they're doing it to TikTok

  • @jeremyisjeremymartin
    @jeremyisjeremymartin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The first scene, Mark was trying to keep himself from laughing hahahaha

  • @TheMounten1
    @TheMounten1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    Senator: Cookies? Are they raisin or chocolate chip?

    • @DISTRICTOVERDOSE
      @DISTRICTOVERDOSE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oatmeal

    • @arcturus4762
      @arcturus4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I have reached an astonishing conclusion. There are thousands of kids traumatized every year because they bite into a Raisin cookie thinking it's chocolate chip. Therefore, these "raisins" are guilty of treason. My conclusion, raisins will burn in the ninth circle of Dante's Inferno.

    • @renehopkinson5079
      @renehopkinson5079 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arcturus4762 i love it

    • @moosa1037
      @moosa1037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arcturus4762 Yes, raisin cookies are an abomination.

    • @Dan-xx8fx
      @Dan-xx8fx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joke aside who tf put raisins in their cookies

  • @TeamPhantomAlpha
    @TeamPhantomAlpha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Is it true that when you minimize your Facebook window it isn’t actually closed and continues to run? How do you respond to that invasion of privacy?

    • @wookiedookie8090
      @wookiedookie8090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not true.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wookiedookie8090 Depends on the browser, really.

    • @wookiedookie8090
      @wookiedookie8090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@davidwuhrer6704 Well, anyone who ever thought about internet integrity would never use Chrome, and I guess Chrome is what you're going at.
      Chrome is for people who cannot handle computers or by people who cares about looks.
      Firefox is open source, faster, cleaner and respects your privacy.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wookiedookie8090 Are you saying there are browsers that keep running when the window is minimised? Because it seems to me that you are saying that at least Chrome keeps running when one of its windows is minimised. But didn't you categorically say that it isn't true? So, which is it?

    • @boykulot1969
      @boykulot1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wookiedookie8090 I use Brave

  • @harbirsingh7266
    @harbirsingh7266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "You don't know this?"
    He knows but you don't have the common sense to understand so he's being polite.

  • @savyasdwivedi2559
    @savyasdwivedi2559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:07 Mark knows how much tech senate can handle

  • @theinternetdiary
    @theinternetdiary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3759

    Senator: "If, if i emailed in WhatsApp about Black Panther - Would I see black panther Ads on FaceBook?"
    Mark: "no if you emailed in Whatsapp about Black Panther - You would not see Black Panther ads on Facebook."
    Senator "thats not what i asked"

    • @Ari-lu5ve
      @Ari-lu5ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      for real 😂

    • @tsill6910
      @tsill6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@chupapibingbong you're fun at parties

    • @angrycarljohnson69
      @angrycarljohnson69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bing Bong the question he asked was pretty weird ofc it’s not gonna appear

    • @thetimelapseguy8
      @thetimelapseguy8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@chupapibingbong Yeah it's called targeted ads which use browsing history not PRIVATE messages

    • @Imm23743
      @Imm23743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I think it was a good question. He just didn’t know the lingo and used email instead of instant message
      .
      Mark was answering that an individual doesn’t see the message, but the senator was asking whether the algorithm sets up targeted ads in the backend. And frankly speaking, targeted ads are quite close to what you are actually looking for from sources like searches, location history, friendlist, life events etc. to name a few. It's good to know how much privacy you have in this day and age.
      If I didn't know how an end to end encryption worked, I would've asked the same question

  • @arcross4682
    @arcross4682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    "emailing" about black panther within WhatsApp lol

    • @curtisrogers6364
      @curtisrogers6364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Technically its not wrong, any message over the web or internet is an “electronic mail”, but it does sound really stupid

    • @Soogbad
      @Soogbad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@curtisrogers6364 no, it's wrong. Email uses other types of protocols. In order for something to be called email it needs to have a header (recipient and title) and a body (the text)

    • @curtisrogers6364
      @curtisrogers6364 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soogbad within whatsapp, you must give a recipient, text body, and can supply a title but it is optional (just like email)

    • @samirnawrozada6685
      @samirnawrozada6685 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Soogbad brah email just stands for
      Mail but electronically, so what u said is wrong (jk)

    • @TheGhostOf2020
      @TheGhostOf2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well what do you email about in whatsapp huh??

  • @Jai.159
    @Jai.159 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The man and woman holding a laugh at the first clip is me in the whole video 💀

  • @justme7410
    @justme7410 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    it's been 4 years. it's Tiktok's turn and they still have no idea how apps and the internet works.

  • @amberbeam4248
    @amberbeam4248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2068

    I wish I didn’t
    Hear those trumpets

    • @ShubhamSaini-hs2xj
      @ShubhamSaini-hs2xj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Amber Beam Exactly...the music is so irritating...!! :@

    • @XellosMetallium
      @XellosMetallium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You need to watch the whole video not this China Net bullshit

    • @amberbeam4248
      @amberbeam4248 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xellos Metallium I’ve already watched it on TV

    • @XellosMetallium
      @XellosMetallium 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amber Beam // then you should know both parties are not happy at fb censorship and data breach

    • @blacklyfe5543
      @blacklyfe5543 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amber Beam facts

  • @shadowfox87
    @shadowfox87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    Senator: Do you have the ability to kill the guy next to you?
    Zuckerberg: Technically, yes, but I wouldn't ...
    Senator: I rest my case.

    • @dann4561
      @dann4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Somehow people still murder though.. Mark is simply referring to a "breach" and yes people will utilize a breach to make money. Everyone thinks criminals will say "no thanks that's illegal". Esp if the criminal doesn't reside in the USA they can make money without risk of prosecution. Also considering alot of countries dont have extradition treaties with the US. Unless people think you have to be in the USA to be on the internet? I half expect that to be the case. Self righteously pointing fingers at others who "dont understand the internet". Lol

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dann4561 what are you getting at?
      Not just anyone would have access to confidential and encrypted Facebook servers, and they themselves would require years of work to even profit a cent.

    • @derpychicken2131
      @derpychicken2131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the republicans are becoming anti guns

    • @mrrknrr
      @mrrknrr ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @km077
      @km077 ปีที่แล้ว

      gotem

  • @cheeku40
    @cheeku40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look at the smile on mark’s face after he said senator we run ads

  • @rahulbhat8518
    @rahulbhat8518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mark was playing the hardest level of 'Try not to Laugh'...

  • @jinx1987
    @jinx1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Mr Zuckerberg, can you please explain to me what a “me-me” is ?

    • @rabisamal1036
      @rabisamal1036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You made my day man
      Thank you so much.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A thought virus. A self-replicating idea.
      The word and the concept originate from the book "The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins, sometime in the mid-1970s. The idea of memes has become a meme itself in the early hacker culture, and my, how it has evolved.

    • @JKentF
      @JKentF 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Senator, it’s two of you-you.

  • @kriddius
    @kriddius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    The police guarding the court room could shoot you in the face right now, Mr.Senator. They have the ability. They could do that if they wanted. They won't, because shooting you in the face is illegal, but they "could". How do you respond to that?

    • @canadianplayer9742
      @canadianplayer9742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      kriddius this is the most underrated comment I seen during my time on youtube

    • @canadianplayer9742
      @canadianplayer9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shon Yagura If someone we’re to shoot a gun for the first time in a public place, they would drop the gun and cover there ears once the gun fires, people who have never shot before and are tasked with harming someone will just panic

    • @shonyagura8508
      @shonyagura8508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@canadianplayer9742 dear are you making sense here ???

    • @canadianplayer9742
      @canadianplayer9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shon Yagura I’m just saying, an hacker could fire a weapon, but he would be very bad at it if he or she never shot a weapon before

    • @petep.2092
      @petep.2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Canadian Player Would you consider using a punctuation mark called a "period" in your comments where appropriate? It would help to make your comments understandable.

  • @spadecaller6300
    @spadecaller6300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And these are lawmakers

  • @rentisme
    @rentisme ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He looks like a character I'd kill for laughs walking down a dirt path in Skyrim

  • @DANIELHWANG1
    @DANIELHWANG1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    If you message someone about Black Panther, Facebook will text you back with Wakanda Forever. 🤐

    • @analphabet7425
      @analphabet7425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DANIEL HWANG LMAO, Dude youre a genius 😂😂

    • @batmanlikespizza2541
      @batmanlikespizza2541 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DANIEL HWANG I love this

    • @lhasaphosa3350
      @lhasaphosa3350 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yoo LMAOO

    • @Joseph-no6sn
      @Joseph-no6sn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it will respond with, "why are you chatting about that piece of shit"

    • @everlastjunior5731
      @everlastjunior5731 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emailed someone on WhatsApp*

  • @nickbemo9940
    @nickbemo9940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    That last guy really thought he got one over on him 😂

  • @anujnayak7839
    @anujnayak7839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:01 😂 that was the best reaction mark every gave

  • @peanutbutter291
    @peanutbutter291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everything said and done, he was pretty good at answering those dumb questions.

  • @zius2140
    @zius2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    - Can you nuke the entire city of New York?
    - Yes, but that would never happen
    - So you have the ability?
    - uhm.. Ye-
    - *sO yOu'rE dAnGeRouS?*

    • @galaxygold5939
      @galaxygold5939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Well anyone with access to a nuke actually is extremely dangerous...

    • @crustykeycap5670
      @crustykeycap5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Galaxy Gold but if 2 people had access to a nuke and responded to each other, that would be double the danger.

    • @saacinecrozma8317
      @saacinecrozma8317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This example actually perfectly shows why it could be considered a problem when someone "could" do something, even if they say they "wouldn't".

    • @Unknown12462
      @Unknown12462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One like away from perfection

    • @willcortes810
      @willcortes810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is a good question, but i think he was not as clearly as he could. But, in theory, no worker or boss in FB (not even Zuckerberg) can watch or share your private data, what Zuckerberg is saying is that someone can ilegaly pass the FB security and obtain that information.
      But that's what they say, we don't no if it is true

  • @Nonplussed
    @Nonplussed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    Who sent in the old people's home for this interview?

    • @xXJeReMiAhXx99
      @xXJeReMiAhXx99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      zuc doesn't belong there.

    • @stuff6181
      @stuff6181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jefferzy43 yeah cuz only these old people run for candidacy

    • @sebastianelytron8450
      @sebastianelytron8450 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who cares if they don't understand how it works, they roasted him😂

    • @jackawalmsley
      @jackawalmsley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome to congress

    • @fightrrrrr
      @fightrrrrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean the same old people trying to save your dumbasses from an invasion of privacy as this fcktard is getting rich off your information

  • @anahalaufia5771
    @anahalaufia5771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Famous line “senator I do understand” lol

  • @jiro8233
    @jiro8233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ohh I wanted to see what the sanetor would respond to the cookies

  • @Bluepheonix420
    @Bluepheonix420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    We need younger blood in congress we have people who can't even understand the internet.

    • @azure8696
      @azure8696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gohan Ssj2 agreed times have changed we all political and authorities to adapt as well because some of the older ppl just arnt getting it

    • @Cyber_Akuma
      @Cyber_Akuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, they understand... they understand that it's a series of tubes and you can't just dump a whole book on it!

    • @jimmyfaustjr6413
      @jimmyfaustjr6413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love laughing at old people like thos so.....lmao not all old people. Just old foggies in positions of power lol

    • @younghove01
      @younghove01 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't understand how people cant understand the internet. I understood the first time I used it.

  • @Aska222
    @Aska222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    *when u have to explain why 2+2=4 to 1st graders*

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      who don't listen.

    • @supreetkumar7604
      @supreetkumar7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tbh even most of the graduates, professors can't logically answer why 2+2=4.

    • @gymrat5014
      @gymrat5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@supreetkumar7604 it's so easy, we used sticks for that if i remember right lol been quite a few years lol

    • @Andreas4696
      @Andreas4696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@supreetkumar7604 Maybe some humanities majors, but most STEM graduates could answer it.
      x+x+x+x=(x+x)+(x+x)
      4x=2x+2x
      4x=x(2+2) divide this by x => 4=2+2
      2+2=4
      Just replace the x with bananas or apples or something, and you see that it's a perfectly logical proof.

    • @supreetkumar7604
      @supreetkumar7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Andreas4696 WHY x+x+x+x = 4x?
      Iam not asking you to show me some equation and eqaute it to find an answer. I have seen those hundreds of times and still not satisified.
      Its a hard question even for mathematicians to answer. I think you'll not find the answer on the entire internet.
      Its so easy, but yet so ignored.
      Its a long explaation man. Its hard to type on my small device. So let it die with me only! haaha!

  • @partyfavours3534
    @partyfavours3534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how ppl around him smirked or laughed too

  • @harikrishnanchandramohan4209
    @harikrishnanchandramohan4209 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Being the most powerful country in the world, I actually thought congressmen were smart until the dude emailed with whatsapp.

  • @boooovere
    @boooovere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    And yet another biggest "ok boomer" events in history of mankind

    • @roftar
      @roftar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really,they are just not listening to him and paying attention.

    • @lilcomment1946
      @lilcomment1946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      roftar
      Ummmm that’s that’s why it’s called “ok boomer” duh 🙄😒

    • @roftar
      @roftar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lilcomment1946 No, ok boomer mean, i'm stupid and disrepect anyone that doesn't have my opinion. No one is like that there.

    • @vidhyavarshan2551
      @vidhyavarshan2551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Severely underrated comment.

    • @tesspadmore5367
      @tesspadmore5367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a boomer and those people in Congress were there when I was a LITTLE girl.

  • @sharpesttoolintheshed492
    @sharpesttoolintheshed492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I feel that background music was actually playing at the congress

  • @lesliemendez3168
    @lesliemendez3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The music has me dying

  • @cloakingpanther4421
    @cloakingpanther4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What flavor are the cookies Facebook uses?"

  • @JamilJslibi
    @JamilJslibi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Mr zuckerberg, i was told there were hot chicks in my town that would love to meet me, where are they?

  • @MyMainTV
    @MyMainTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Mr Zuckeberg is it true you can shut down windows by clicking start button and then shut down? Does that not concern you?

    • @julianorozaa
      @julianorozaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Senator, I uh... *awkardly smiles and drinks water* ... can you please clarify the question?

  • @swaroopreddy3370
    @swaroopreddy3370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Senator: does Facebook sell cookies only or milk too?

  • @IgorDutchyn
    @IgorDutchyn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've noticed that when I say something over the phone, then TH-cam is advertising it to me right away 😂

  • @TheMystcast
    @TheMystcast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    Senator: Mr. Zuckerberg, Can Facebook overwrite some request?
    Zucc: I do not understand your question
    Senator: Is it true that Facebook block requests from my grandchildren?
    Zucc: I believe the answer you are looking for is that your grandchildren do not want to add you on Facebook.

    • @thamzhiyong3161
      @thamzhiyong3161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mysterial, Dedicated Gamer & Juvenile Diabetes Activist lol

    • @deandremiles4805
      @deandremiles4805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This was awesome

    • @mori7449
      @mori7449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mysterial, Dedicated Gamer & Juvenile Diabetes Activist 😂😂😂😂😋

    • @edpineda4205
      @edpineda4205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHA

    • @Saintsfc37
      @Saintsfc37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are right

  • @MyMainTV
    @MyMainTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    ZUCC Vs. Retirement Home

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dank Bleach lmao so true

    • @alvindurochermtl
      @alvindurochermtl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And you think the retired community aren’t on or not use Facebook? What else do you think is the point of such public questioning? Give answers to a bunch of tech geeks who already knew the answers? Do you know how many old veterans or alumni or collectors groups are on FB for example and what’s the average age of them? Give the average folk who aren’t necessarily knowledgeable in the subject matter accountable answers in a controversy, that’s the whole point of a public hearing. Ever thought about that?

    • @alvindurochermtl
      @alvindurochermtl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he needs to get into the details to provide the proper context to account for his company's wrongdoing, so be it. Teacher or not, that's your choice of words. Otherwise, it is what it is. What logical or legitimate reason you have to take for granted the whole world should "know" Facebook from top to bottom anyway?

    • @alvindurochermtl
      @alvindurochermtl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you don't even use it why are you even making comments about what users supposedly should know and not know about Facebook. Technology is here precisely because people are busy. And busy people don't pay attention to the level of details beyond their daily use of the technology itself precisely because they know there is such thing as corporate responsibility which companies owe users. In this case Facebook is found questionable whether they have fulfilled that responsible and hence Zuckerberg needs to account for every detail of how his product might or might not have affected people who don't necessarily possess the level of technology knowledge condescending tech geeks think people should possess. It's all very straight forward really. What part of this do you still not comprehend?

    • @saurabhjhanjee2408
      @saurabhjhanjee2408 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      H2X2E2532 Facebook literally did nothing wrong. Read the terms of service if you're so concerned about your privacy, you can't have it both ways and be too lazy to read through what you're signing up to but complain that they didn't tell you.

  • @ronaldthered6650
    @ronaldthered6650 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need another one of these vids for the Tik Tok hearings.

  • @8eck
    @8eck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ideal background music for that video. 😁😆

  • @Sushantway
    @Sushantway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    The old guy must be thinking is it the chocolate cookies, that Zuckerberg is talking about🤔

    • @BBob-yk8gp
      @BBob-yk8gp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sushant Chaudhari no, he is old it would be oatmeal raisin cookies

    • @Sushantway
      @Sushantway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Earla Weese chill bruh

    • @jimmyfaustjr6413
      @jimmyfaustjr6413 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @jonhogg2987
      @jonhogg2987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@earlaweese i wouldn't be so sure about that...

    • @utkarsharyan
      @utkarsharyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@earlaweese r/wooosh

  • @directionmagnitude717
    @directionmagnitude717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "if i'm emailing within whatsapp" I don't think you have the facilities for that big man

  • @carlitoiiiinitorio5042
    @carlitoiiiinitorio5042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The background music intensifies the hilarity of this lol

  • @pushthecoregaming6072
    @pushthecoregaming6072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Where was this last guy going with that question? It's like saying, yeah it's against the law to kill someone, but do you have the ability?"

    • @Duri12298
      @Duri12298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Push The Core Gaming Stupid People

    • @YoungWarZ66
      @YoungWarZ66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Push The Core Gaming seriously, would they ask J.P. Morgan if he has the ability to share your credit card info,ssn, etc.

    • @NickPapSKG
      @NickPapSKG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They are old people. They don't even know what a database is. Lol

    • @pushthecoregaming6072
      @pushthecoregaming6072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nick Pap They should, in the least, be supplied with cheat sheets.

    • @NickPapSKG
      @NickPapSKG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Push The Core Gaming Ye, but that's just a quick answer to what I said. What if Zucc answered to one of their questions with another question and they simply didn't know what the f he would be talking about. I don't think you can just use cheat notes, everyone will realize with such ease that you don't know what you are tlaking about. Technology, and especially when it comes to facebook's algorithm and generally programming, is not a simple thing to learn in one day or just have some cheat notes like everyone did in school. LOL

  • @trcy1977
    @trcy1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    I love Mark. He's calm, cool, and collected. I think he's trying not to laugh. The background music is hysterical.

    • @evanmedi6144
      @evanmedi6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      he's also a reptile

    • @zulioner7880
      @zulioner7880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      soon we will all bow before the Great Reptile God Mark Zuckerbot

    • @mkt106
      @mkt106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very squishy reptile

    • @OGTPGTV
      @OGTPGTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zulioner7880 dont trust that man

    • @likethemovies8991
      @likethemovies8991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evanmedi6144 eh, I think he's an android

  • @peeelan
    @peeelan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love his little smirk in the first clip

  • @ntuthungobeni5518
    @ntuthungobeni5518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The original title went...: "Facebook explains internet to Boomers"

  • @ThisIsJayEveryday
    @ThisIsJayEveryday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    The generational disconnect is real.

    • @crucisnh
      @crucisnh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not every person of Zuckerberg's generation understands it all either, ya know. Sure, the techies do, but not everyone is a techie or wants to be.

    • @ashibhardwaj2953
      @ashibhardwaj2953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      crucisnh
      But at least they have some information(common sense while internet surrounds you imo)
      These senators are just so disconnected from the technology that their questions sound ridiculous to younger generations.

    • @swissairguh9493
      @swissairguh9493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fishers Dad they must have been so confused

    • @ZacharyBittner
      @ZacharyBittner 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      >Yfw all these senators know hardball questions.
      >Yfw they ask stupid questions because Facebook and Zuckerberg donates money too conservative and democratic candidates.

  • @RajeshKumar-ytc
    @RajeshKumar-ytc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    When did WhatsApp introduce email features....🤣

  • @repressedtears8568
    @repressedtears8568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "How many miles are the ads running?"

  • @RonjaSebastian
    @RonjaSebastian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This reminds me of my grandmother who put different colored pieces of tape on the buttons of her cell phone, so that she would know which one is for answering and which one is for hanging up.

  • @al.s.3277
    @al.s.3277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    It’s too funny how he is literally calmed but so stressed because of their lack of knowledge in this topic. 😂
    He looked like when you’re a kid and ask your parents about things like: “Why is the sky blue?”. 😂😂

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      parents should stop being so lazy and dismissive. It's a good question.

    • @TovenDo.O.Video-
      @TovenDo.O.Video- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The difference being that the why is the sky blue question is valid and leads to a very interesting answer. Many adults don't even know it though so they dismiss it as a "stupid" question lmao

  • @qualivia
    @qualivia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Senator: Can facebook see my porn history?
    Mark:..........Yes

    • @krasnoiark
      @krasnoiark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      qualivia no, but Google can

    • @qualivia
      @qualivia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Krasnoiark I know but Senators don't :)

    • @jimmyfaustjr6413
      @jimmyfaustjr6413 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @jimmyfaustjr6413
      @jimmyfaustjr6413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fat blonde lesbians lol

    • @Joel-cj3ju
      @Joel-cj3ju 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      your network provider can

  • @Lily.Nopper-Shatraw
    @Lily.Nopper-Shatraw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “…Senator we run ads…” AND THE HOLDING BACK LAUGHTER IM DONE

  • @rocketgroot4311
    @rocketgroot4311 ปีที่แล้ว

    *this is how it feels like trying to explain to my mom on how to use her phone*

  • @AustinRInvst
    @AustinRInvst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Mr. Zuckerford, I'm asking you about complex data tracking and you insult my intelligence talking about cookies?

    • @Cyber_Akuma
      @Cyber_Akuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "There is nothing to insult"

    • @blackasthesky
      @blackasthesky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cyber_Akuma
      or to put it more subtile:
      "Senator, I'd never do that, how could I...!"

  • @ohmynoun
    @ohmynoun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    "Could you share my data?" I wish Mark had said, "Uh, sure. Your bank could share your data, too. Your credit card numbers, your SSN, your mother's maiden name. Sure. We might share what you ate for lunch…but only if you shared it first."

    • @joaovitordossantos9949
      @joaovitordossantos9949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh god, very true

    • @natbaker2561
      @natbaker2561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I swear I was dying at these interviews. You should only be worried about privacy if you share your SSN, birthday, and home address on Facebook like wth

    • @azure8696
      @azure8696 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohmynoun lol can you share data? wtf 😂

    • @carny15
      @carny15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe political views as well? Lets not pretend that Facebook is innocent here, they do the same shit as banks, just as you pointes out. Maybe even worse.

    • @AndyMcCray14
      @AndyMcCray14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably would have had Sorkin wrote it.

  • @brothatwasepic
    @brothatwasepic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is me every day at work LOL

  • @flat_foot9017
    @flat_foot9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wished Mark didn't take it too seriously and just laugh every time they spoke XD