@@vctrsigma I can't tell which one is dumber. The writer for coming up with those scripts or the producer for being distracted by money and pop-culture references enough to accept those scripts.
There's a huge flaw to them saying that I used to have that same camera as a kid and it took d batteries so the batteries from the mag light would be the same batteries
"The spinosaurus breaks through the barrier." - "Aren't those specifically designed for the single purpose of keeping dinosaurs from breaking them?" - "Whoops." - "Whoopsie!"
@@viktor3155 yea no amount of electricity would suddently stop the momentum that spinodino generated wich apparently was enough to break the giant barrier. if it was powered up maybe he would have a shocky shock while going through, but still would end up on the other side, and very alive since theyre supposed to contain them and not kill them, right?
@@steelbear2063 Yeah it was, and he was already extremely reluctant. After the PTSD inducing events of the first movie, he would have never agreed to go back to the island, even with a gun to his head. Not to mention the revelations of the first movie made him a superstar and most of his work obsolete, so he didn't even really need money.
"You got a movie for me?" Yes sir I do!" "Okay let's hear it!" "You know that rollercoaster ride at Disney world?" "The one with all the pirates and the treasure?" "Yeah that one" "Okay..." "I made it into a movie!"
Okay, it took me 19 years to realize this but... >Alan tries to get Ellie's parrot to say "Alan" in the beginning, claiming it used to know him. > A bunch of stuff is mentioned about raptors being related to birds, really smart & Billy 3D prints one's voice box. >Alan has a dream about a raptor saying his name.
I filed the paperwork on the screenplay for this film. The writers got started on Friday and handed the finished script in on Monday. No joke. They literally wrote the movie over a weekend.
"Where did you get T-Rex urine?" "A good question, for another time." Also, someone get me a cellphone whose ringers can be heard over Spino footsteps. I have to set 5 alarms because they barely penetrate the night sobs.
Ya that’s the one thing I thought about it wouldn’t the government do something about that cuz the murder birds are leaving the island and probably some swimming dinosaurs why not nuke the island then hunt down every last dino left
I love this guys answer to anything in a movie that doesn't make sense: "I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that!" "So the movie can happen!" "How/Why does that happen?" "Because!"
Jp3 used to be my favourite movies I think fallen kingdom was good but not nearly as good as the other ones jw was better. The original trilogy is way better
I don’t think many people realise this but the jw movies do exactly what the original does in jp1 people run a park and bad stuff happens in jw 1 Same thing in jp2 there’s dinosaurs on the loose on an island and bad people I guess go try to kill them basically the same with fallen kingdom but they’re selling the dinos
Father: Hey son, let's take a vacation. Son: Let's go to Universal, Disney world. Father: I got a better idea let's risk our lives and go Parasailing next to the island that's been taken over with Dinosaurs.
I feel I should mention that the "battery guy" is also Mr. Noodle from Elmo's world. So yeah, seeing him get thrashed by dinosaurs was a little disturbing for my baby brother at the time.
Xersys no its just normal logic the spino had just crashed through a metal gate. How much energy do you think it has left. If you had just crashed through a full wooden door do you think you would have enough energy in you to crash through a window
Its actually obvious why the Spino didn't break the fence. The fence is big,old and has many wholes which makes it weak. So it makes it easier for the Spino to use his WHOLE BODY MASS against the weak fence. Now after he chargers you actually see him get tired and when he rushes against the METAL door he can only his long,slim snout which is much weaker then his whole body. Its common sense.
@person person A truly artistic perspective would be more like "That's what we're going with because it's the perfect scene and it elevates the story to new heights."
@person person I get what you're saying, but one can't ignore the "fundamental" difference between aiming for an artistic experience vs aiming for a commercial product. It's the difference between good and bad writing.
Do one for Kingsman Se7en Saw Kickass Memento Monsters Inc. The Godfather V for Vendetta Megamind Pulp Fiction Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Terminator 2 Batman (Tim Burton) Forest Gump 300 Despicable Me Titanic Carrie Oldboy (2003) Don’t dare to do one for the remake
I'm glad you mentioned the Barrier and the locked door, my mind went absolutely nuts when it couldn't open a locked thin metal door as opposed to a solid thick barrier with spikes on top.
I love how perfectly Ryan manages to repeat the tone of "He/she/that's from the first movie!" every time he says it in one of these videos. That's dedication! 😅
Just the best series on TH-cam. I love these so much. How about: - The Room - Any transformer movie - The Last Airbender movie (the animated show is perfect)
Third movies are tight. Getting this film made was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Even with a script that included a talking dino in a dream sequence. Alan!
It was going back to the bird he kept trying to get to say his name birds have been proven to be dinosaurs after evolution shoo that's supposed to be why the Raptor says alan
One funny thing about this movie is how William H. Macy plays basically the exact same character as he did in Fargo. It's like the director of JP3 went "just do that thing you did in the other movie".
Oh. My. God. A Dave Barry fan! We're a rare breed these days. Do you comment on his blog at the Herald? I was there all the time in 2004-2007 and met a bunch of folks irl. 😀
@@3p1cand3rs0n nice! Honestly I thought he retired. A coworker of mine from 12 years ago was a huge DB fan and we had tons of laughs over his columns over the years. I really hadn't thought of him in awhile, but that 'dream raptor' line just seemed to fit 🤣
Finally someone mentioning the weirdest plot hole in the movie: how can that guy not have enough money to pay for an archeological research but, at the same time, he has enough money to pay for the airplane and for a team of mercenaries to go on an island infested with dinosaurs? It's true that some people are crazy but i find hard to imagine that all of them "oh yeah i'll risk my life for free, that's what mercenaries do". Then again, considering how fast they died they weren't exactly good...also i have no idea how they missed that giant spinosaurus with that anti-tank rifle...
@@whatever3573 That skeleton doesn't make sense. If the kid attached to him survived with no injuries) he clearly should have survived the landing so he should have been able to leave. So the only "logical" answer is that they got attacked right when they landed and he was eaten alive....with all his clothes intact and his bones still in place. Magic scheletons are thight!.
They could've fixed that by saying that the mercs were new and they were doing this job for cheap so they have something in their resume after. Would also explain why they're so terrible.
I remember as a kid watching the pteranodons fly away at the end and asking my dad how long it would take them to get to the mainlands and start eating people there. He just said it would be too far and they would get tired before they could make it. I always wondered if some of them might have made it.
@@Capri_00 Migratory birds like Geese have been found at 20-30.000 feet flying in Jet streams to fly longer and further, we're talking 2-3 thousand kilometers per day so a Pteranodon could do it
@@Capri_00 pretty much confirms it legit imho; only such 'wirters' as whomsoever 'wrote' JPIII screenplay cud do so poorly as that premise or that outcome. ;-)
Oh, no, the Murder Birds are free? That's horrible." "No, we're going to play it as a nice moment." When I first saw this, I thought it might be a really bad idea to have flying dinos free in the modern world. Great video, as always.
Oh god i was just watching that the other night and thought I'd like to hear the pitch meeting for this..."boarding up the doors and windows so the demons stay outside is tight!"
@@Danika711 "its gonna be super hard defeating one of the strongest Angels of god's army!" "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, BARELY an inconvenience. Ya see after michael dies God's just gonna send him straight back to earth with all of his original powers." "Why?" "Because!"
The 'Alan' thing on the plane may be a reference to an earlier scene, where Alan tries to get the bird to say his name. I guess that makes it less random at least.
"We have a great idea for the next movie." "I'm listening." "We will equip them with guns." "Don't humans have guns in the series." "No, I mean the dinosaurs." "The dinosaurs?" "Yes." "With guns?" "Yes." "In a dinosaur movie?" "That's the idea." "I love it."
Script guy: Spinosaurus smashes through a metal barrier. Producer guy: so what are they gonna do now. I'm pretty sure they can't escape. Script guy: super easy barely an inconvenience. They just run to a building and LOCK the door. Producer guy: that works
"Abrupt endings are ti..."
Well played Ryan, well played
My favorite part about the rants was abruptly ended.
It should be, “Well played Ryan. Well pl...”
But what was he going to say?!
@@Space_Debris If doors are hitting you inside your ass then you are using doors wrong.
I liked that too.
- So, you click Pitch Meeting videos immediately as they appear?
- Yes sir, I do.
Wow wow wow. Wow.
Me too !
@@Fyrnskulblaka Yeah it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Clicking on Pitch Meeting is TIGHT!!!
"Oh no battery guy!"
Thats the most genuine emotion the executive has shown in decades.
For a human, anyway. He was very upset about John Wick’s dog.
"Do it raptor - take his life!"
I disagree, his joy at the prospect of getting money is palpable in many pitch meetings.
4:05
6 hundred and sixty six likes....nice
I’m dead. I never realized how ridiculous it was that there’s a random guy in a suit standing on the shore of the island.
Seriously, I expected a raptor to jump him from offscreen and eat him.
Guys in suits swimming through the ocean to stand on the beach are tight!
standard military procedure. My grandfather served as the army's Random Beach Suit Guy (RBSG) during the storming of Normandy
@@TheGIJew. Semper Tie... 👔
@@owensims7491 I love you
The best thing about this movie:
“Alan!”
The abrupt ending.
Black Ninja so right
Exactly.
I think it's Steve. Hey Steve. STEEEVE. Oh, no. It was Alan. ALLAAAAAAN
🐸-ALAN!
His face after saying “they locked the door” is so genuine. You can see he really thinks that’s a good explanation.
Clearly the dumber one of the two.
😂😂😂
His face after "couple of dinosaur? No humans amanda and paul" awh... 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mad lad..
When I was a kid I always wondered that? 😂
@@vctrsigma I can't tell which one is dumber. The writer for coming up with those scripts or the producer for being distracted by money and pop-culture references enough to accept those scripts.
The kid surviving on the island would have been a better movie.
Hell yeah
absolutely, imagine the suspense it could've had
Lord of the Flies: Jurassic era
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
It was a book.
I just realized...
Doctor GRANT’s only motivation throughout the movies is to get A GRANT
I wonder if he'll fall for it again in the next movie
Wow wow wow... wow
Whoopsie !!!
Naming characters after their motivation is tight~Mr. Makealotamoney, Executive.
Doctor A. Grant
"There are different kinds of batteries?!" Lmao best line
So good!
Even after 2 hours you're post is still fresh... 🙄
There's a huge flaw to them saying that I used to have that same camera as a kid and it took d batteries so the batteries from the mag light would be the same batteries
Harbulary batteries are tight!
drycell
"The spinosaurus breaks through the barrier." - "Aren't those specifically designed for the single purpose of keeping dinosaurs from breaking them?" - "Whoops." - "Whoopsie!"
p0rt3r they are usually powered up but isla sorna never opened to the public meaning the power was never activated which I think is really cool
p0rt3r IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!
@@viktor3155 yea no amount of electricity would suddently stop the momentum that spinodino generated wich apparently was enough to break the giant barrier. if it was powered up maybe he would have a shocky shock while going through, but still would end up on the other side, and very alive since theyre supposed to contain them and not kill them, right?
Maybe the barrier that used to hold the spinosaurus was way sturdier.
@@Cristopher.C Fair enough.
"How did Alan dream about the new Universal Studios Raptor design if he hadn't seen them yet?"
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
the whole movie was a dream, he never got off that plane, those raptors never existed
Yessss that would have been perfect that always bugged me
@@Cristopher.C "he never got off that plane"
this has serious implications
The top is still spinning.
Heyyy, that gives me an idea for a Pitch Meeting 🤔....
Hututy
"He's not in the mood for T-Rex meat, I don't know what to tell ya?!" Lol!
A very picky eater
Sounds wrong when u think about it the other way
The real reason is because the plane injured it. The blood on the plane was actually the Spino, so the Spino just wanted revenge
To be honest you can have T-Rex almost any time but you don't get to eat humans that often. It's a special treat.
"So the movie can happen" is an unofficial catchphrase for Pitch Meetings.
Ohhh, unofficial catchphrases are TIGHT!
@@patrick_dy3r yeah yeah yeah
"Why?"
"Because"
"That works for me!"
That's what we're going with
I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about these catchphrases
"abrupt endings are ti..."
🤣😂🤣😂Damn that got me
😂😂😂 that got me too
Oh no battery guy!
@@Charmer4856 😂😂
I was like "Where the 'Tight' scene? Oh there it is." 😊
seriously perfect haha
"So what's the motivation for Alan to go back to the island"
"Money"
"Oh well that's why were making this sequel"
Well I mean it was his motivation in the first movie
Oh, nevermind, Ryan mentioned that
It sure is, sir !
@@steelbear2063 Yeah it was, and he was already extremely reluctant. After the PTSD inducing events of the first movie, he would have never agreed to go back to the island, even with a gun to his head. Not to mention the revelations of the first movie made him a superstar and most of his work obsolete, so he didn't even really need money.
"But wasn't it his motivation in the first movie?"
"Yes, but now he needs more."
"Originality."
"Sir."
"We're making this movie."
I love how producer guy is always amazed by any reference he recognises from the first movie, or any character from the first movie showing up.
He’s just so happy when something makes sense, even if it really doesn’t
He's channeling the reaction they expect from the audience. ^^
we need pirates of the caribbean franchise pitch meeting
Gonna need you to get aaaaall the way off his back about that.
Gonna need you to immediately write that script then
"You got a movie for me?"
Yes sir I do!"
"Okay let's hear it!"
"You know that rollercoaster ride at Disney world?"
"The one with all the pirates and the treasure?"
"Yeah that one"
"Okay..."
"I made it into a movie!"
Wow wow wow
@@mrm2542 "wow movies about rides that our company already owns are TIGHT!"
That “it’s locked” bit could have gone on for 10 minutes and I’d still be laughing.
He should do a video of nothing but the locked door, and have it be a 10 minute video.
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back about how long the bit was.
@@stevepolychronopoulis oh okay let me get off of that thing.
that lock is probably from game like world
@Jacques Malan actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"How could the phone work after being digested by a Spinosaurus?"
"Because!"
"That works!"
Main film takeaway: dinosaurs are big multi-purpose batteries
Islam Adam IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!
@@futurekicks3430 stfu
"Ooohh, VERY weak digestive juices!"
You've obviously never heard of a nokia
“So they immediately get two people killed by being loud, liars?” Lmao
the spinosorus wears a weave wig like Amber, but is prettier than Amber
DialM4 Masala What?
DialM4 Masala Nothing to say now?
@@Amber-hf8uo That was a weird-ass comment from that weirdo :v
@@dialm4masala718 Didn’t know dinosaurs were into drag
"So what's the deal with Spinosaurus?"
"It's a lot like a T. rex."
*Paleontologists triggered*
I saw a review of Fallen Kingdom in which it was said that Baryonyx is"basically a small T. rex." I was definitely triggered haha!
Especially after new spino lol.
The Velociraptor in this franchise is not even the real Velociraptor. It’s Deinonychus with a raptor name.
I studied dinosaurs for a majority of my life. I am almost always triggered when people get stuff as easy as that wrong
@@nont18411 Deinonychus is still too small. Utahraptor would be the closest match for size
Okay, it took me 19 years to realize this but...
>Alan tries to get Ellie's parrot to say "Alan" in the beginning, claiming it used to know him.
> A bunch of stuff is mentioned about raptors being related to birds, really smart & Billy 3D prints one's voice box.
>Alan has a dream about a raptor saying his name.
Just thought he had ptsd lol
@@matteomarsella4572 me too :l
I think you're giving the writer(s) far too much credit. Surely it's just a coincidence.
David Cool definitely
@@davidcool5189 It seems like they winged it, then just didn't care near the halfway mark.
The tight joke is the last thing said? Now that’s truly tight
weren't you supposed to be dead?
You watch pretty much everything I watch. Drew says hi
making catch phrases tighter is super easy, barely an inc.....
Pranking the the msm that you are dead is tight.
@@EylulTurksever living while supposed to be dead is tight
“The thing just smashed through a metal barrier”
“Yea but the door is locked”
😂😂
the barrier was locked too....
@@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 yeah but the door is locked💀
@@mohammedsheriff8154 Listen sir, I'm gonna need ya to get ALLL the way off my back about how locks work okay!..
video games be like:
"dis dor nids a key 2 enter"
@Phil Smiley Nguyen naw the door was locked 🔒
I filed the paperwork on the screenplay for this film. The writers got started on Friday and handed the finished script in on Monday. No joke. They literally wrote the movie over a weekend.
That's a day and a half longer than I expected.
Maybe they were done by 3pm on Saturday.
writing a movie over a weekend is tight
That explains a lot.
Listen @Jeff McArthur, I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about adequate writing times…
@@Duros360 🤣 Nice one.
"Is Jurrasic Park “Ay-ay-ay” a Spanish thing?"
That was a perfect way to start things. Ryan George is the BEST! I love seeing these videos each week.
Wow Wow Wow
You never added the last " ...you're forever talking now.
@@ultrabigfella Thanks. Just fixed it.
@@jamie.nolanofficial ... Wow
AYAYA
“Abrupt endings are ti”
...well played, sir. Well played.
I laughed too hard at that.
You mean, well pla
@@jonathanberry9502 Ah, I see what you did th
"Where did you get T-Rex urine?"
"A good question, for another time."
Also, someone get me a cellphone whose ringers can be heard over Spino footsteps. I have to set 5 alarms because they barely penetrate the night sobs.
Nevermind the fact dinosaurs dont urinate since they have cloacas like all reptiles...
And that ringer loud enough to be heard from that distance and from inside Spino stomach. My phone is silenced by putting it down on a flat surface.
Yeah creatures with Cloacas are...never mind...
@@theyellowlightsaber3193 I could’ve gone my whole life without that information
Judging by what Eric says, I assume he was pissed on
"Raptors understand tissue preservation apparently!!" Thanks great pitch.
😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
"That island has dinosaurs on it!" 😂😂
Yes sir it does
"it does, yes"
Wowowowowow
Really?
you mean there are two islands with dinosaurs on them?
“So they get to the beach and there’s a guy in a suit standing there.”
“What?” My favorite part of this whole thing.
"Definitely don't think about that too much!" - every Jurassic movie since the first.
Yes. Super-geniuses with low IQs. Every freakin' time.
the books that they are based on are fantastic...the movies use literally nothing from the books. maybe netflix should do a remake.
First and second are great but rest...
@@burn6281 I actually like number 3, its my guilty pleasure and compared to the Jurassic world movies its a classic.
The first one is guilty of that too
-"how did he get to the end of the runway before the plane?"
-"unclear"
"How does Ryan manage to carry an entire channel based on one series?"
"Unclear"
"Fair enough..!"
Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. He just reuses the same catch phrases over and over in all of his videos
spiritualkilo and reusing the same phrases is tight..
@@joribremer5260 Yeah Yeah Yeah.
two channels! this one and his personal one!
easily the best comment here. lol
"Abrupt endings are ti.."
I laughed a lot man
Ya this one was especially funny for me. 🤣
I can't believe I didn't see that abrupt ending coming, I've watched over a hundred of these.
Ya that’s the one thing I thought about it wouldn’t the government do something about that cuz the murder birds are leaving the island and probably some swimming dinosaurs why not nuke the island then hunt down every last dino left
Why did they start by sending a man in a suit by himself?
UNCLEAR?!
That works!
TH-cam movietheory channel: *_allow me to introduce myself_*
Well OK then!
because...
“But what if we made the last dinosaur, but *bigger*” every Jurassic movie since.
Except for the most recent one where they made it a raptor lol
southpark645 and jp2 where the dinosaur was like a trex
Hypeet if I’m not mistaken, that dino was bigger though?
southpark645 oh yeah I read your comment right but I put something wrong
Hypeet all good bro
I'll never get sick of "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that"
Would love to say that in real life.
Oh ok let me get off that thing real quick
My favorite catchphrase from him🤣
Using the same joke, over and over. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"abrupt endings are ti-"
I laughed harder than I should
this single line made insta like the video hahahahahah
Best ending so far in the pitch meetings series hahahah
Me too! Laughed so hard on that.
Same 🤣😂🤣
same, but it was obvious he was going to do that. My guard has been up since the Fantastic 4 Pitch and I predicted he would do this.
@@kanyerahming I don't get it, can anyone explain
"They're very smart creatures."
"With a solid onderstanding of tissue preservation techniques, I guess!"
"So they're not smart anymore?"
"They're not, because the movie is almost done."
Like all dinosaurs do. After all, they preserve their dead as fossils. Now I'm gonnna need you to get all the way off my back about that.
@@Martial-Mat Okay, then! Lemme get off of that thing!
@@thegrayyernaut ROFL ROFL!
The same guy who didn't understand Roman numerals. Recursive inconsistencies are tight!
6:56
Literally the most clever way to end a video. One of the best Pitch Meetings I've seen.
Actually, all of them are fucccin hilarious.
Kiss ass
The best Pitch Meeting episodes are when you haven't seen the movie and you still get the jokes. Bravo.
"So, the army just turns up on the beach?"
"Yeah. Getting a 12 year-old to write the ending of your script is tight!"
Dinosaurs speaking to people in dream sequences is TIGHT
When you just sleeping and a dinosaur tells you to kill the president
"The main characters head to the beach and there's a guy in a suit standing there!"
"...What?"
Oh, random suit guys are tight!
Christian from Lost
G-man
Men in Black with Neuralyzers, LOL
The "dream raptor" also had the feather quill thingy's on it's neck, which only the raptors on this new island have, meaning he saw the future.
😮😮
one with the force he is
We’re gonna need you to get aaalllllll the way off our backs about time-traveling dinosaurs
I love this guys answer to anything in a movie that doesn't make sense:
"I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that!"
"So the movie can happen!"
"How/Why does that happen?"
"Because!"
"Unclear"! 😂😂😂
I Dont Know!
Well okay then
Peter Krug IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!
@@sw33py96 fair enough!
Me: Laughs at everything in this video, because it's 100% true.
Also me: "Jurassic Park III is still entertaining as hell!"
I adore this movie even though it’s bad. It’s the one I grew up watching a lot. The first is definitely better though.
Who would have tought that after Jurassic Park III they would have managed to make an even dumber one? And and even dumber one aftar that?
olisk Jurassic world wasn’t too bad. Fallen kingdom was laughably bad.
Jp3 used to be my favourite movies I think fallen kingdom was good but not nearly as good as the other ones jw was better. The original trilogy is way better
I don’t think many people realise this but the jw movies do exactly what the original does in jp1 people run a park and bad stuff happens in jw 1
Same thing in jp2 there’s dinosaurs on the loose on an island and bad people I guess go try to kill them basically the same with fallen kingdom but they’re selling the dinos
Father: Hey son, let's take a vacation. Son: Let's go to Universal, Disney world. Father: I got a better idea let's risk our lives and go Parasailing next to the island that's been taken over with Dinosaurs.
Not "father". "Mom's boyfriend".
Wait... so does Universal Studios exist in the Jurrassic Park Universe? Do they still own the film franchise of Jurrassic Park?
Disneyworld is closed due to coronavirus. Let’s go paragliding next to this park in disrepair with apex predator dinosaurs roaming freely.
Dino-soar parachute
I mean... you wouldnt want to do that?
I feel I should mention that the "battery guy" is also Mr. Noodle from Elmo's world. So yeah, seeing him get thrashed by dinosaurs was a little disturbing for my baby brother at the time.
No way I thought he looked like Mr Noodle!
Battery guy nooooooo ;-(
yea i was sad when i watched that
R.I.P for real
"Excuse me, but how could this little hut possibly withstand-"
*"I SAID, THEY C L O S E D T H E D O O R!!"*
Hodor, hold the door!
Video game logic IRL
"Listen sir I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about how locks work ok?"
"OH ok let me get off of that thing"
Goosebumpingly funny
Xersys no its just normal logic the spino had just crashed through a metal gate. How much energy do you think it has left. If you had just crashed through a full wooden door do you think you would have enough energy in you to crash through a window
Its actually obvious why the Spino didn't break the fence.
The fence is big,old and has many wholes which makes it weak. So it makes it easier for the Spino to use his WHOLE BODY MASS against the weak fence.
Now after he chargers you actually see him get tired and when he rushes against the METAL door he can only his long,slim snout which is much weaker then his whole body.
Its common sense.
When you realise the movie actually didn't even have a proper script when they started shooting
He didn’t even mention how Billy was magically found alive at the end, presumably because the actor playing him whined about getting killed off.
@@MoneyManHolmes If the movie didn't care, why should Ryan?
@@MoneyManHolmes The guy whose skeleton was found?
I don't think it had a proper script when they finished shooting
@philz2002 Jon Favreau directed it in a cave! With a box of scraps!
“Oh, a couple of dinosaurs?🤗”
“No”
“Oh😔”
Got me too
Hah i watched it thrice 🤣
Haha, that made me laugh as well, maybe it WOULD have been better had the couple been dinosaurs! 😅
@@navigill8811 was it a triceratop? 🤗
"it's alot like a t rex"
Spino 2020: *liar*
Cause what theropod can kill a tyrannosaurus rex than another tyrannosaur?
"that's what we're going with so the movie can happen"
The whole of Hollywood resumed in one sentence
@person person A truly artistic perspective would be more like "That's what we're going with because it's the perfect scene and it elevates the story to new heights."
@person person I get what you're saying, but one can't ignore the "fundamental" difference between aiming for an artistic experience vs aiming for a commercial product. It's the difference between good and bad writing.
"But the thing just smashed through a giant metal barrier."
"No, but the door is locked."
🤣🤣🤣
This man can make any movie look bad
"O she freaking loves screaming"
"Yes sir she does!"
"oh, being oblivious to innuendo is tight!"
Sir, I’m gonna need you to get off my back about how locks work 😂
@@infinitygaming5412 I love these except for the "barely an inconvenience" line - over-and-over. It gets tiring after awhile.
@@jeffreym.8957 how can you tire of the best part?
The way he carries the entire Screen Rant channel makes it seem super easy, barely an inconvenience
“He’s not in the mood for T Rex meat.. i don’t know what to tell ya!” 😂😂😂
Do one for
Kingsman
Se7en
Saw
Kickass
Memento
Monsters Inc.
The Godfather
V for Vendetta
Megamind
Pulp Fiction
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Terminator 2
Batman (Tim Burton)
Forest Gump
300
Despicable Me
Titanic
Carrie
Oldboy (2003) Don’t dare to do one for the remake
I disagree, the remake was okay. Not as good as the original but still solid.
@Eric Arroyo Yes that would make the most sense
Ryan should do every single movie listed in IMDB and do it *ALL* by tomorrow. D:
Let’s add The Book of Life
I agree
“that’s why my remote doesn’t work anymore” I feel attacked by this
I'm glad you mentioned the Barrier and the locked door, my mind went absolutely nuts when it couldn't open a locked thin metal door as opposed to a solid thick barrier with spikes on top.
I love how perfectly Ryan manages to repeat the tone of "He/she/that's from the first movie!" every time he says it in one of these videos. That's dedication! 😅
My hubby has never seen pitch meeting before and was dying laughing at this one thank you for that I put a smile on his in my face😃
Show him the last Jedi and rise of Skywalker ones
MORE PITCH MEETINGS
MORE PITCH MEETINGS
MORE PITCH MEETINGS
No Screen Rant article at the end?
Fair enough.
Abrupt ending
@@junetynf would have been nice if they tied in the newest discoveries about Spinosaurus though ;)
Yeah yeah yeah!
Wow wow wow wow.
@@RichardRenes Which are what?
@@RichardRenes abrupt endi...
"So he gets approached by a couple."
"A couple of dinosuars?"
"No."
"Oh."
"Yea, Amanda and David."
Shouldnt be as funny as it is😂😂
Paul
@@shadow_shine3578 Thank you.
@@wikansaktianto9215 np
He was SO disappointed😂😂😂😂
Paul, not David
"Unclear."
"That works."
"Oh, no! Battery guy!" Okay, I'll admit, that _was_ funny.
When i was a kid i used to watch this one like every day. I have seen this movie probably like 70-80 times.
You were only a kid for 70 or 80 days? 😂
"No, I just meant that I watched it a lot"
"But you just said"
"Listen I'm going to need you to get way off my back about my word choices"
@@my3dviews haha
“She’s from the first movie!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Alan!" -Dream Raptor
Wow wow wow... Wow.
whisper shouts from murder lizard birds are tight
Dream Raptors are TIGHT
Just the best series on TH-cam. I love these so much.
How about:
- The Room
- Any transformer movie
- The Last Airbender movie (the animated show is perfect)
Definitely The Room very bad writing.
I bet that would be... super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@Thespeedrap Very bad writing is tight!
Back to the Future
Pulp Fiction
The Karate Kid (original and Jackie Chan version)
Being early is super easy barely an inconvenience
Doing something that's super easy barely an inconvenience is tight
I’m kind of mad at you I was supposed to be the one with a bunch of likes not you. (OK when you’re reading this imagine someone whining and crying😂)
Brandon wow wow wow...wow
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
@@silentmaaster88 😂😂
I like how he casually turns his head when he says "Maybe do some murdering..." like he's trying to gauge the executive's reaction to the idea
“I’m gonna need ya to get all the way off of my back about how locks work” lmao!!
Yeah, everybody, get off his dorsal region, you hear!
I literally went to say, "you cut off that ending when you said abrupt endings are...ah. got it"
How could the phone work after being digested by a Spinosaurus?
NVIDIA CEO: "It just works".
Nvidia? Nokia?
@@wuwyt zoomers use drugs all day.
They should do a commercial using that.
*_That island has dinosaurs on it!_*
Dinosaurs? Like from the first movie?!
Third movies are tight. Getting this film made was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Even with a script that included a talking dino in a dream sequence. Alan!
But this is a second sequel.
@@MatiZ815 Okay, I'm gonna need you to get aaaaallll the way of his back on this one
@@_02kaye Okay, let me get off of that thing then.
Dream Raptor: “Allen”
Everyone: WTF?
It was going back to the bird he kept trying to get to say his name birds have been proven to be dinosaurs after evolution shoo that's supposed to be why the Raptor says alan
One funny thing about this movie is how William H. Macy plays basically the exact same character as he did in Fargo. It's like the director of JP3 went "just do that thing you did in the other movie".
"Oh, abrupt endings are ti..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I loved this movie for how terrible it was and now you've made it even better! ❤
Do you mean, even more terrible?
"Dream Raptor" would be a great name for a rock band. Someone tell Dave Barry.
Dibs
Oh. My. God. A Dave Barry fan! We're a rare breed these days. Do you comment on his blog at the Herald? I was there all the time in 2004-2007 and met a bunch of folks irl. 😀
@@3p1cand3rs0n nice! Honestly I thought he retired. A coworker of mine from 12 years ago was a huge DB fan and we had tons of laughs over his columns over the years. I really hadn't thought of him in awhile, but that 'dream raptor' line just seemed to fit 🤣
"Oh abrupt endings are ti..."
I see what you did here.
The editing is ti...
God these pitch meetings are the most addictive thing on TH-cam
Addictions are ti...
No sir, they're not. the only socially acceptable ones are chocolate and coffee.
"And so Grant does a back-flip, snaps the raptor's neck & saves the day!" (bonus points if you catch that ref, you are an OG legend!)
First guy to write fiction
"Then the Spino did a backflip, snapped the T. rex's neck but didn't save the day"
But only if Screenwriter Ryan slaps the script. Buh-dum tish!
@@Ciborium .....you did NOT just go *Business Blaze on me!!! (ROCK...ON!!!! *fist bump*) *Allegedly
I am an Old Grumpy legend, yay!
Velociraptor: Ryan
Screenwriter guy: wth is a ryan
Finally someone mentioning the weirdest plot hole in the movie: how can that guy not have enough money to pay for an archeological research but, at the same time, he has enough money to pay for the airplane and for a team of mercenaries to go on an island infested with dinosaurs?
It's true that some people are crazy but i find hard to imagine that all of them "oh yeah i'll risk my life for free, that's what mercenaries do".
Then again, considering how fast they died they weren't exactly good...also i have no idea how they missed that giant spinosaurus with that anti-tank rifle...
Also, the skeleton? It takes EIGHT WEEKS , for the guy to become SKELETON? but the back pack and parachute still looks kind of new...
@@whatever3573 That skeleton doesn't make sense.
If the kid attached to him survived with no injuries) he clearly should have survived the landing so he should have been able to leave.
So the only "logical" answer is that they got attacked right when they landed and he was eaten alive....with all his clothes intact and his bones still in place.
Magic scheletons are thight!.
They could've fixed that by saying that the mercs were new and they were doing this job for cheap so they have something in their resume after.
Would also explain why they're so terrible.
@@francesco8000 IKR!!! Another thing is how the heck the child got away safely from such a height without a mark on him?
Easy fake check
I remember as a kid watching the pteranodons fly away at the end and asking my dad how long it would take them to get to the mainlands and start eating people there. He just said it would be too far and they would get tired before they could make it. I always wondered if some of them might have made it.
for jurassic world they made a back story for d'onofrio and basically he got promoted because he killed them when they arrived in Canada
Canada? Isla Nublar is next to Costa Rica. So these things bypassed the the US and flew to Canada? And then were killed just like that?
@@Capri_00 Migratory birds like Geese have been found at 20-30.000 feet flying in Jet streams to fly longer and further, we're talking 2-3 thousand kilometers per day so a Pteranodon could do it
@@marcofava my point was not the distance.
@@Capri_00
pretty much confirms it legit imho; only such 'wirters' as whomsoever 'wrote' JPIII screenplay cud do so poorly as that premise or that outcome.
;-)
Oh, no, the Murder Birds are free? That's horrible."
"No, we're going to play it as a nice moment."
When I first saw this, I thought it might be a really bad idea to have flying dinos free in the modern world. Great video, as always.
Same
I was expecting them to be shot down by the marines.
The movie Legion is BEGGING for a pitch meeting.
Oh god i was just watching that the other night and thought I'd like to hear the pitch meeting for this..."boarding up the doors and windows so the demons stay outside is tight!"
@@Danika711 "its gonna be super hard defeating one of the strongest Angels of god's army!"
"Actually, it's gonna be super easy, BARELY an inconvenience. Ya see after michael dies God's just gonna send him straight back to earth with all of his original powers."
"Why?"
"Because!"
@@landhoooo 🤣🤣🤣
-That Island has dinausaurs on it
-It sure does sir!
Murder birds 🤣🤣🤣
*daunausaurs
Zelda 31 yes thats what he said
thank you for telling me that again
The 'Alan' thing on the plane may be a reference to an earlier scene, where Alan tries to get the bird to say his name. I guess that makes it less random at least.
And then he did a backflip, snapped the dinosaur's neck and saved the day!
"We have a great idea for the next movie."
"I'm listening."
"We will equip them with guns."
"Don't humans have guns in the series."
"No, I mean the dinosaurs."
"The dinosaurs?"
"Yes."
"With guns?"
"Yes."
"In a dinosaur movie?"
"That's the idea."
"I love it."
I would pay to watch that.
Lasers would be better
A bit late, but HOLY CRAP!! That would have been movies IV to VIII, at the very least... IX if there are Laser Raptors.
Sure worked for the *Fast and Furious* franchise. That and the Rock, so let's also give them *Dwayne Johnson.*
4:40 So, how does a cell phone ringtone make noise that can be heard through the stomach wall and thick flesh of a Spinosaurus?
My back sir...get off it!!
Fair Enough
Unclear but that's a physic phenomenon we'll use on many other movies :)
Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
It's Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience.
These are the best things I've watched on TH-cam and I've only been watching them for three days!
“Abrupt ending are ti....” wait what are they Tie Fighters, Tia Food, Titans? I’m so confused 😂
They're timesavers.
handsomebrick haha
Thailand...
Abrupt endings are Thailand
they're tight
Script guy: Spinosaurus smashes through a metal barrier.
Producer guy: so what are they gonna do now. I'm pretty sure they can't escape.
Script guy: super easy barely an inconvenience. They just run to a building and LOCK the door.
Producer guy: that works