Jurassic Park III Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Jurassic Park III!
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    Jurassic Park was one of the most critically acclaimed successful films of all time, so naturally the sequel wanted a couple of sequels. Jeff Goldblum returned as Ian Malcolm for The Lost World Jurassic Park as the second movie, which was followed by the return of Sam Neill as Alan Grant for Jurassic Park III (that’s roman numerals, by the way.)
    The movie definitely raises a lot of questions. Like why didn’t anyone check that Paul Kirby had any money before accepting his job offer? Why does anyone think that yelling into a megaphone on Dinosaur Island is a good idea? How are we supposed to be rooting for the Kirby couple? Why does this movie have a talking raptor dream sequence? How did Eric get a jar of T-Rex urine? Why did this movie introduce the Spinosaurus, and why is it a ninja? Why is everybody happy that the pteranodons have escaped?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Jurassic Park III! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @alexlipsitz2393
    @alexlipsitz2393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    - So, you click Pitch Meeting videos immediately as they appear?
    - Yes sir, I do.

    • @Fyrnskulblaka
      @Fyrnskulblaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @karatefella
      @karatefella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too !

    • @martinhennig8503
      @martinhennig8503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Fyrnskulblaka Yeah it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @whitfillp87
      @whitfillp87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @hottubtony77
      @hottubtony77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Clicking on Pitch Meeting is TIGHT!!!

  • @MrWiggsy4
    @MrWiggsy4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5394

    "Abrupt endings are ti..."
    Well played Ryan, well played

    • @jojoluvshinata
      @jojoluvshinata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      My favorite part about the rants was abruptly ended.

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It should be, “Well played Ryan. Well pl...”

    • @Soress9
      @Soress9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But what was he going to say?!

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Space_Debris If doors are hitting you inside your ass then you are using doors wrong.

    • @tar5us452
      @tar5us452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I liked that too.

  • @bobjrfdny7360
    @bobjrfdny7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    I’m dead. I never realized how ridiculous it was that there’s a random guy in a suit standing on the shore of the island.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Seriously, I expected a raptor to jump him from offscreen and eat him.

    • @victorbryan5482
      @victorbryan5482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Guys in suits swimming through the ocean to stand on the beach are tight!

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      standard military procedure. My grandfather served as the army's Random Beach Suit Guy (RBSG) during the storming of Normandy

    • @owensims7491
      @owensims7491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@TheGIJew. Semper Tie... 👔

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@owensims7491 I love you

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    I just realized...
    Doctor GRANT’s only motivation throughout the movies is to get A GRANT

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I wonder if he'll fall for it again in the next movie

    • @n1hondude
      @n1hondude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Wow wow wow... wow

    • @o.c.g.m9426
      @o.c.g.m9426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Whoopsie !!!

    • @KyleRobots
      @KyleRobots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Naming characters after their motivation is tight~Mr. Makealotamoney, Executive.

    • @alexanderwu
      @alexanderwu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Doctor A. Grant

  • @vazjc
    @vazjc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3637

    The kid surviving on the island would have been a better movie.

    • @wolfthornnholtzklau4913
      @wolfthornnholtzklau4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Hell yeah

    • @samhiguma
      @samhiguma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      absolutely, imagine the suspense it could've had

    • @cmcshane2740
      @cmcshane2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Lord of the Flies: Jurassic era

    • @bobbodadroid4053
      @bobbodadroid4053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      They mostly come at night. Mostly.

    • @unseenufo
      @unseenufo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was a book.

  • @Ihasanart
    @Ihasanart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2543

    "Oh no battery guy!"
    Thats the most genuine emotion the executive has shown in decades.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      For a human, anyway. He was very upset about John Wick’s dog.

    • @haplon33
      @haplon33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Do it raptor - take his life!"

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I disagree, his joy at the prospect of getting money is palpable in many pitch meetings.

    • @infinianti
      @infinianti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4:05

    • @ruggerREL
      @ruggerREL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      6 hundred and sixty six likes....nice

  • @bjpalm1994
    @bjpalm1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    "He's not in the mood for T-Rex meat, I don't know what to tell ya?!" Lol!

    • @Paul_the_Bookworm
      @Paul_the_Bookworm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      A very picky eater

    • @bladeoftheruinedking2543
      @bladeoftheruinedking2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds wrong when u think about it the other way

    • @harmen98
      @harmen98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The real reason is because the plane injured it. The blood on the plane was actually the Spino, so the Spino just wanted revenge

    • @jimdrake4942
      @jimdrake4942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To be honest you can have T-Rex almost any time but you don't get to eat humans that often. It's a special treat.

  • @mohammedsheriff8154
    @mohammedsheriff8154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    “The thing just smashed through a metal barrier”
    “Yea but the door is locked”
    😂😂

    • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
      @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the barrier was locked too....

    • @mohammedsheriff8154
      @mohammedsheriff8154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 yeah but the door is locked💀

    • @wildone8397
      @wildone8397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@mohammedsheriff8154 Listen sir, I'm gonna need ya to get ALLL the way off my back about how locks work okay!..

    • @IDrawSometimes_
      @IDrawSometimes_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      video games be like:
      "dis dor nids a key 2 enter"

    • @mohammedsheriff8154
      @mohammedsheriff8154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Phil Smiley Nguyen naw the door was locked 🔒

  • @brandonwilliams6221
    @brandonwilliams6221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    His face after saying “they locked the door” is so genuine. You can see he really thinks that’s a good explanation.

    • @vctrsigma
      @vctrsigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Clearly the dumber one of the two.

    • @josephmann9624
      @josephmann9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @manishd.6101
      @manishd.6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      His face after "couple of dinosaur? No humans amanda and paul" awh... 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mad lad..

    • @srimasis
      @srimasis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When I was a kid I always wondered that? 😂

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vctrsigma I can't tell which one is dumber. The writer for coming up with those scripts or the producer for being distracted by money and pop-culture references enough to accept those scripts.

  • @p0rt3r
    @p0rt3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    "The spinosaurus breaks through the barrier." - "Aren't those specifically designed for the single purpose of keeping dinosaurs from breaking them?" - "Whoops." - "Whoopsie!"

    • @viktor3155
      @viktor3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      p0rt3r they are usually powered up but isla sorna never opened to the public meaning the power was never activated which I think is really cool

    • @futurekicks3430
      @futurekicks3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      p0rt3r IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

    • @Cristopher.C
      @Cristopher.C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@viktor3155 yea no amount of electricity would suddently stop the momentum that spinodino generated wich apparently was enough to break the giant barrier. if it was powered up maybe he would have a shocky shock while going through, but still would end up on the other side, and very alive since theyre supposed to contain them and not kill them, right?

    • @andreashort310
      @andreashort310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe the barrier that used to hold the spinosaurus was way sturdier.

    • @yeahwell123
      @yeahwell123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Cristopher.C Fair enough.

  • @Amber-hf8uo
    @Amber-hf8uo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    “So they immediately get two people killed by being loud, liars?” Lmao

    • @dialm4masala718
      @dialm4masala718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the spinosorus wears a weave wig like Amber, but is prettier than Amber

    • @Amber-hf8uo
      @Amber-hf8uo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DialM4 Masala What?

    • @Amber-hf8uo
      @Amber-hf8uo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DialM4 Masala Nothing to say now?

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Amber-hf8uo That was a weird-ass comment from that weirdo :v

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dialm4masala718 Didn’t know dinosaurs were into drag

  • @TheDandonian
    @TheDandonian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I love how producer guy is always amazed by any reference he recognises from the first movie, or any character from the first movie showing up.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s just so happy when something makes sense, even if it really doesn’t

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's channeling the reaction they expect from the audience. ^^

  • @jonjones8468
    @jonjones8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    "There are different kinds of batteries?!" Lmao best line

    • @brettjenkins7891
      @brettjenkins7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So good!

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Even after 2 hours you're post is still fresh... 🙄

    • @mudd7779
      @mudd7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There's a huge flaw to them saying that I used to have that same camera as a kid and it took d batteries so the batteries from the mag light would be the same batteries

    • @professorxavier3878
      @professorxavier3878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Harbulary batteries are tight!

    • @alterkt3517
      @alterkt3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      drycell

  • @nathanslay6342
    @nathanslay6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    The best thing about this movie:
    “Alan!”

  • @makani9004
    @makani9004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "Where did you get T-Rex urine?"
    "A good question, for another time."
    Also, someone get me a cellphone whose ringers can be heard over Spino footsteps. I have to set 5 alarms because they barely penetrate the night sobs.

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nevermind the fact dinosaurs dont urinate since they have cloacas like all reptiles...

    • @andrewparnell5566
      @andrewparnell5566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And that ringer loud enough to be heard from that distance and from inside Spino stomach. My phone is silenced by putting it down on a flat surface.

    • @davidwhite368
      @davidwhite368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah creatures with Cloacas are...never mind...

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theyellowlightsaber3193 I could’ve gone my whole life without that information

    • @warfare1101
      @warfare1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judging by what Eric says, I assume he was pissed on

  • @lukeblackops9180
    @lukeblackops9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Why did they start by sending a man in a suit by himself?
    UNCLEAR?!

  • @ArcadeMarx
    @ArcadeMarx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2274

    we need pirates of the caribbean franchise pitch meeting

    • @timothytraver5918
      @timothytraver5918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Gonna need you to get aaaaall the way off his back about that.

    • @DayZeroGaming
      @DayZeroGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gonna need you to immediately write that script then

    • @mrm2542
      @mrm2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "You got a movie for me?"
      Yes sir I do!"
      "Okay let's hear it!"
      "You know that rollercoaster ride at Disney world?"
      "The one with all the pirates and the treasure?"
      "Yeah that one"
      "Okay..."
      "I made it into a movie!"

    • @Swishersweetbutmysigsauer
      @Swishersweetbutmysigsauer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wow wow wow

    • @thetriptasticteam4485
      @thetriptasticteam4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@mrm2542 "wow movies about rides that our company already owns are TIGHT!"

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "abrupt endings are ti..."
    🤣😂🤣😂Damn that got me

    • @rodneyjonesjr5910
      @rodneyjonesjr5910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂 that got me too

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh no battery guy!

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Charmer4856 😂😂

    • @macsh6434
      @macsh6434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was like "Where the 'Tight' scene? Oh there it is." 😊

    • @hbpinnock
      @hbpinnock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      seriously perfect haha

  • @ericfolsom4495
    @ericfolsom4495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I'll never get sick of "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that"

    • @nancyweirum426
      @nancyweirum426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would love to say that in real life.

    • @jpebrz
      @jpebrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh ok let me get off that thing real quick

    • @kelvinnettey4308
      @kelvinnettey4308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite catchphrase from him🤣

    • @emordnilap4747
      @emordnilap4747 ปีที่แล้ว

      Using the same joke, over and over. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @oejankz
    @oejankz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Abrupt endings are ti.."
    I laughed a lot man

    • @apexnext
      @apexnext ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya this one was especially funny for me. 🤣

  • @JanssenOlthoff
    @JanssenOlthoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    "So the movie can happen" is an unofficial catchphrase for Pitch Meetings.

    • @edifiedreader
      @edifiedreader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ohhh, unofficial catchphrases are TIGHT!

    • @Chris_Blaze94
      @Chris_Blaze94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@edifiedreader yeah yeah yeah

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Why?"
      "Because"
      "That works for me!"

    • @JoeM-tx5pm
      @JoeM-tx5pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's what we're going with

    • @Datboy1991
      @Datboy1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about these catchphrases

  • @DelPiero2004
    @DelPiero2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    "How did Alan dream about the new Universal Studios Raptor design if he hadn't seen them yet?"
    "Whoops!"
    "Whoopsie!"

    • @Cristopher.C
      @Cristopher.C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the whole movie was a dream, he never got off that plane, those raptors never existed

    • @optimusprimus89
      @optimusprimus89 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessss that would have been perfect that always bugged me

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Cristopher.C "he never got off that plane"
      this has serious implications

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The top is still spinning.
      Heyyy, that gives me an idea for a Pitch Meeting 🤔....

    • @gunsaullus
      @gunsaullus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hututy

  • @own4801
    @own4801 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The "dream raptor" also had the feather quill thingy's on it's neck, which only the raptors on this new island have, meaning he saw the future.

    • @dsbmitchell
      @dsbmitchell ปีที่แล้ว

      😮😮

    • @graceonfilmsnstuff
      @graceonfilmsnstuff ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one with the force he is

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We’re gonna need you to get aaalllllll the way off our backs about time-traveling dinosaurs

  • @jahrvisdavenport2793
    @jahrvisdavenport2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “She’s from the first movie!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls5971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    "So what's the motivation for Alan to go back to the island"
    "Money"
    "Oh well that's why were making this sequel"

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well I mean it was his motivation in the first movie

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, nevermind, Ryan mentioned that

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It sure is, sir !

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steelbear2063 Yeah it was, and he was already extremely reluctant. After the PTSD inducing events of the first movie, he would have never agreed to go back to the island, even with a gun to his head. Not to mention the revelations of the first movie made him a superstar and most of his work obsolete, so he didn't even really need money.

    • @piotrsegal6475
      @piotrsegal6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "But wasn't it his motivation in the first movie?"
      "Yes, but now he needs more."
      "Originality."
      "Sir."
      "We're making this movie."

  • @MarionRelics
    @MarionRelics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    That “it’s locked” bit could have gone on for 10 minutes and I’d still be laughing.

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He should do a video of nothing but the locked door, and have it be a 10 minute video.

    • @stevepolychronopoulis
      @stevepolychronopoulis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back about how long the bit was.

    • @hardwayjackson
      @hardwayjackson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stevepolychronopoulis oh okay let me get off of that thing.

    • @mariusdesu1633
      @mariusdesu1633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that lock is probably from game like world

    • @ryanlioce4933
      @ryanlioce4933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jacques Malan actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @DrINTJ
    @DrINTJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The best Pitch Meeting episodes are when you haven't seen the movie and you still get the jokes. Bravo.

  • @marissa6871
    @marissa6871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I feel I should mention that the "battery guy" is also Mr. Noodle from Elmo's world. So yeah, seeing him get thrashed by dinosaurs was a little disturbing for my baby brother at the time.

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No way I thought he looked like Mr Noodle!
      Battery guy nooooooo ;-(

    • @faizfuad8361
      @faizfuad8361 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea i was sad when i watched that

    • @Andy3612
      @Andy3612 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      R.I.P for real

  • @traxfish
    @traxfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    "So what's the deal with Spinosaurus?"
    "It's a lot like a T. rex."
    *Paleontologists triggered*

    • @j.t.dennis4900
      @j.t.dennis4900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I saw a review of Fallen Kingdom in which it was said that Baryonyx is"basically a small T. rex." I was definitely triggered haha!

    • @isaacsingleton9187
      @isaacsingleton9187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Especially after new spino lol.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The Velociraptor in this franchise is not even the real Velociraptor. It’s Deinonychus with a raptor name.

    • @assassinmaster3419
      @assassinmaster3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I studied dinosaurs for a majority of my life. I am almost always triggered when people get stuff as easy as that wrong

    • @IsThisHandleTaken
      @IsThisHandleTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nont18411 Deinonychus is still too small. Utahraptor would be the closest match for size

  • @superflea72
    @superflea72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    "That island has dinosaurs on it!" 😂😂

    • @tightsupermutant1329
      @tightsupermutant1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes sir it does

    • @yo_ohno6090
      @yo_ohno6090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "it does, yes"

    • @09EvoX
      @09EvoX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wowowowowow

    • @JacksonUl
      @JacksonUl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really?

    • @reelbytes6447
      @reelbytes6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean there are two islands with dinosaurs on them?

  • @lizardzilla
    @lizardzilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "it's alot like a t rex"
    Spino 2020: *liar*

    • @coreyhobden3915
      @coreyhobden3915 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause what theropod can kill a tyrannosaurus rex than another tyrannosaur?

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "So he gets approached by a couple."
    "A couple of dinosuars?"
    "No."
    "Oh."
    "Yea, Amanda and David."
    Shouldnt be as funny as it is😂😂

  • @islamadam8502
    @islamadam8502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    "How could the phone work after being digested by a Spinosaurus?"
    "Because!"
    "That works!"

    • @sophistanonym1703
      @sophistanonym1703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Main film takeaway: dinosaurs are big multi-purpose batteries

    • @futurekicks3430
      @futurekicks3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Islam Adam IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

    • @zyrux_
      @zyrux_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@futurekicks3430 stfu

    • @JohnLRice
      @JohnLRice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Ooohh, VERY weak digestive juices!"

    • @EjNappe
      @EjNappe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You've obviously never heard of a nokia

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    "How does Ryan manage to carry an entire channel based on one series?"
    "Unclear"
    "Fair enough..!"

    • @spiritualkilo
      @spiritualkilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. He just reuses the same catch phrases over and over in all of his videos

    • @joribremer5260
      @joribremer5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      spiritualkilo and reusing the same phrases is tight..

    • @cverlaak
      @cverlaak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@joribremer5260 Yeah Yeah Yeah.

    • @majorkurn
      @majorkurn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      two channels! this one and his personal one!

    • @MajorMovesB-ball
      @MajorMovesB-ball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      easily the best comment here. lol

  • @craziegracie7749
    @craziegracie7749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “He’s not in the mood for T Rex meat.. i don’t know what to tell ya!” 😂😂😂

  • @gamegod5818
    @gamegod5818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:06 Oh No Battery Guy! LOL

  • @Sumtinrandom
    @Sumtinrandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    "They're very smart creatures."
    "With a solid onderstanding of tissue preservation techniques, I guess!"

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "So they're not smart anymore?"
      "They're not, because the movie is almost done."

    • @matbroomfield
      @matbroomfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Like all dinosaurs do. After all, they preserve their dead as fossils. Now I'm gonnna need you to get all the way off my back about that.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@matbroomfield Okay, then! Lemme get off of that thing!

    • @matbroomfield
      @matbroomfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thegrayyernaut ROFL ROFL!

    • @bistromathics6
      @bistromathics6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The same guy who didn't understand Roman numerals. Recursive inconsistencies are tight!

  • @mojothehelpermonkey1176
    @mojothehelpermonkey1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    “Oh, a couple of dinosaurs?🤗”
    “No”
    “Oh😔”

    • @josephopoku194
      @josephopoku194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Got me too

    • @navigill8811
      @navigill8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hah i watched it thrice 🤣

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, that made me laugh as well, maybe it WOULD have been better had the couple been dinosaurs! 😅

    • @hereb4theend
      @hereb4theend 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@navigill8811 was it a triceratop? 🤗

  • @jordanmicahcook
    @jordanmicahcook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I remember as a kid watching the pteranodons fly away at the end and asking my dad how long it would take them to get to the mainlands and start eating people there. He just said it would be too far and they would get tired before they could make it. I always wondered if some of them might have made it.

    • @IantoddusSardus
      @IantoddusSardus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      for jurassic world they made a back story for d'onofrio and basically he got promoted because he killed them when they arrived in Canada

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Canada? Isla Nublar is next to Costa Rica. So these things bypassed the the US and flew to Canada? And then were killed just like that?

  • @kentjensen4504
    @kentjensen4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    God these pitch meetings are the most addictive thing on TH-cam

    • @lwivv9052
      @lwivv9052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Addictions are ti...
      No sir, they're not. the only socially acceptable ones are chocolate and coffee.

  • @jeffmcarthur5617
    @jeffmcarthur5617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    I filed the paperwork on the screenplay for this film. The writers got started on Friday and handed the finished script in on Monday. No joke. They literally wrote the movie over a weekend.

    • @sigmasquadleader
      @sigmasquadleader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      That's a day and a half longer than I expected.
      Maybe they were done by 3pm on Saturday.

    • @stephengrey9364
      @stephengrey9364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      writing a movie over a weekend is tight

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That explains a lot.

    • @Duros360
      @Duros360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Listen @Jeff McArthur, I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about adequate writing times…

    • @jeffmcarthur5617
      @jeffmcarthur5617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Duros360 🤣 Nice one.

  • @peanusbenis5631
    @peanusbenis5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "Definitely don't think about that too much!" - every Jurassic movie since the first.

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes. Super-geniuses with low IQs. Every freakin' time.

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the books that they are based on are fantastic...the movies use literally nothing from the books. maybe netflix should do a remake.

    • @burn6281
      @burn6281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      First and second are great but rest...

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@burn6281 I actually like number 3, its my guilty pleasure and compared to the Jurassic world movies its a classic.

    • @ashernovotny4757
      @ashernovotny4757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first one is guilty of that too

  • @unkledoda420
    @unkledoda420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "Abrupt endings are tight!"
    My wife would beg to differ.

    • @zeenix147
      @zeenix147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lol, I laughed so hard on your comment, I woke up my wife.

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel bad for both of your wives 😂

    • @Kev24
      @Kev24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not ur fault man, all you were doing was doing a sexual intercourse speedrun

  • @Tentacular
    @Tentacular 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love how perfectly Ryan manages to repeat the tone of "He/she/that's from the first movie!" every time he says it in one of these videos. That's dedication! 😅

  • @hardnewstakenharder
    @hardnewstakenharder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    “But what if we made the last dinosaur, but *bigger*” every Jurassic movie since.

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except for the most recent one where they made it a raptor lol

    • @Hypeet
      @Hypeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      southpark645 and jp2 where the dinosaur was like a trex

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hypeet if I’m not mistaken, that dino was bigger though?

    • @Hypeet
      @Hypeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      southpark645 oh yeah I read your comment right but I put something wrong

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hypeet all good bro

  • @jforte816
    @jforte816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "Raptors understand tissue preservation apparently!!" Thanks great pitch.

    • @himdotcom
      @himdotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @tsalv1993
    @tsalv1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “It’s Jurassic park 3”
    “I’m already confused but ok”
    😂😂😂

  • @JamesWatsonV
    @JamesWatsonV ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like how he casually turns his head when he says "Maybe do some murdering..." like he's trying to gauge the executive's reaction to the idea

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    The tight joke is the last thing said? Now that’s truly tight

    • @EylulTurksever
      @EylulTurksever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      weren't you supposed to be dead?

    • @ramtailthebattlertr2066
      @ramtailthebattlertr2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You watch pretty much everything I watch. Drew says hi

    • @timothynikiforovs9347
      @timothynikiforovs9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      making catch phrases tighter is super easy, barely an inc.....

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pranking the the msm that you are dead is tight.

    • @leovang3425
      @leovang3425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EylulTurksever living while supposed to be dead is tight

  • @mb01eaglecommandbase
    @mb01eaglecommandbase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "abrupt endings are ti-"
    I laughed harder than I should

    • @TheLuigigalaxy
      @TheLuigigalaxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this single line made insta like the video hahahahahah
      Best ending so far in the pitch meetings series hahahah

    • @JeremyMoritz1
      @JeremyMoritz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too! Laughed so hard on that.

    • @normanbates2486
      @normanbates2486 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 🤣😂🤣

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same, but it was obvious he was going to do that. My guard has been up since the Fantastic 4 Pitch and I predicted he would do this.

    • @lennertvermeir7498
      @lennertvermeir7498 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kanyerahming I don't get it, can anyone explain

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    0:51 "So, he gets approached by this couple"
    "Couple of dinosaurs?"
    "No, humans; Amanda and Paul."
    "Oh..." 😌

    • @Bodybypt
      @Bodybypt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😅😅😅 his genuine excitement when he thought it was a couple of dinosaurs!

  • @Oujix
    @Oujix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    *_That island has dinosaurs on it!_*

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dinosaurs? Like from the first movie?!

  • @dragonarmy2008
    @dragonarmy2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    “Abrupt endings are ti”
    ...well played, sir. Well played.

  • @rehanislamnafis4605
    @rehanislamnafis4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    When you realise the movie actually didn't even have a proper script when they started shooting

    • @MoneyManHolmes
      @MoneyManHolmes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He didn’t even mention how Billy was magically found alive at the end, presumably because the actor playing him whined about getting killed off.

    • @JoeSyxpack
      @JoeSyxpack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MoneyManHolmes If the movie didn't care, why should Ryan?

    • @prasadpawar7027
      @prasadpawar7027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MoneyManHolmes The guy whose skeleton was found?

    • @alexandercressman3420
      @alexandercressman3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't think it had a proper script when they finished shooting

    • @alexandercressman3420
      @alexandercressman3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @philz2002 Jon Favreau directed it in a cave! With a box of scraps!

  • @bistrainvazquez1940
    @bistrainvazquez1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:55 Dang, now I'll never know how the exec feels about abrupt endings!

  • @JeroenRinkel
    @JeroenRinkel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The 'Alan' thing on the plane may be a reference to an earlier scene, where Alan tries to get the bird to say his name. I guess that makes it less random at least.

  • @vickysrandomfandoms9718
    @vickysrandomfandoms9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    "But the thing just smashed through a giant metal barrier."
    "No, but the door is locked."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @infinitygaming5412
      @infinitygaming5412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This man can make any movie look bad

    • @gabbykoz8453
      @gabbykoz8453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "O she freaking loves screaming"
      "Yes sir she does!"
      "oh, being oblivious to innuendo is tight!"

    • @traviskules2923
      @traviskules2923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sir, I’m gonna need you to get off my back about how locks work 😂

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@infinitygaming5412 I love these except for the "barely an inconvenience" line - over-and-over. It gets tiring after awhile.

    • @FinalManaTrigger
      @FinalManaTrigger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jeffreym.8957 how can you tire of the best part?

  • @lauryners
    @lauryners 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “Oh abrupt ending are ti-“
    No exaggeration I’m so sleep deprived that I’ve been laughing on the floor for 5 minutes my eyes feel like I’ve sobbed for hours 🤣 I need help.

  • @elizarkozik4715
    @elizarkozik4715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that "Oh..." @ 0:56 LMAO!!!

  • @sPitternaut
    @sPitternaut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Okay, it took me 19 years to realize this but...
    >Alan tries to get Ellie's parrot to say "Alan" in the beginning, claiming it used to know him.
    > A bunch of stuff is mentioned about raptors being related to birds, really smart & Billy 3D prints one's voice box.
    >Alan has a dream about a raptor saying his name.

    • @matteomarsella4572
      @matteomarsella4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Just thought he had ptsd lol

    • @MsSwitchblade13
      @MsSwitchblade13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matteomarsella4572 me too :l

    • @davidcool5189
      @davidcool5189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think you're giving the writer(s) far too much credit. Surely it's just a coincidence.

    • @pronghornllc2200
      @pronghornllc2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Cool definitely

    • @Ninja_Koopa
      @Ninja_Koopa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidcool5189 It seems like they winged it, then just didn't care near the halfway mark.

  • @KaiserStrider
    @KaiserStrider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "The main characters head to the beach and there's a guy in a suit standing there!"
    "...What?"

    • @yeahwell123
      @yeahwell123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh, random suit guys are tight!

    • @samsoulgrav1132
      @samsoulgrav1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christian from Lost

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      G-man

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Men in Black with Neuralyzers, LOL

  • @ObieCS2
    @ObieCS2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One funny thing about this movie is how William H. Macy plays basically the exact same character as he did in Fargo. It's like the director of JP3 went "just do that thing you did in the other movie".

  • @TG-ge1oh
    @TG-ge1oh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I was showing the entire Jurassic series to my wife coz she's never seen them, and I realized, the whole of III I wanted the couple to die. They are so very unlikable!

  • @imperialdynamics5346
    @imperialdynamics5346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    -"how did he get to the end of the runway before the plane?"
    -"unclear"

  • @bigw2743
    @bigw2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Dinosaurs speaking to people in dream sequences is TIGHT

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When you just sleeping and a dinosaur tells you to kill the president

  • @rooty
    @rooty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The raptor saying alan was the funniest thing I'd ever seen in a film, and it still is

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The spinosaur kept chasing them because they hit him with the plane in the beginning and he took it personally.

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "Excuse me, but how could this little hut possibly withstand-"
    *"I SAID, THEY C L O S E D T H E D O O R!!"*

    • @MahsaKaerra
      @MahsaKaerra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hodor, hold the door!

    • @xersys2556
      @xersys2556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Video game logic IRL

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Listen sir I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about how locks work ok?"
      "OH ok let me get off of that thing"
      Goosebumpingly funny

    • @Sly_Cooper-1408
      @Sly_Cooper-1408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Xersys no its just normal logic the spino had just crashed through a metal gate. How much energy do you think it has left. If you had just crashed through a full wooden door do you think you would have enough energy in you to crash through a window

    • @ok-hd1fk
      @ok-hd1fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its actually obvious why the Spino didn't break the fence.
      The fence is big,old and has many wholes which makes it weak. So it makes it easier for the Spino to use his WHOLE BODY MASS against the weak fence.
      Now after he chargers you actually see him get tired and when he rushes against the METAL door he can only his long,slim snout which is much weaker then his whole body.
      Its common sense.

  • @IROC400
    @IROC400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I can't believe I didn't see that abrupt ending coming, I've watched over a hundred of these.

    • @angieb976
      @angieb976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya that’s the one thing I thought about it wouldn’t the government do something about that cuz the murder birds are leaving the island and probably some swimming dinosaurs why not nuke the island then hunt down every last dino left

  • @elovejapan7818
    @elovejapan7818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly, the dinosaur being put off by the fire sounds like one of the few sensible animal behaviors that occur in the movie

  • @Lawlietftw30
    @Lawlietftw30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I saw the ending, they told Allen Grant to play the ending for calling for help, and then the raptors heard the helicopters.
    So I thought that the raptors were thinking something along the lines of "it sounds like those big helicopter sounds are coming to help the humans. Maybe we should bounce."
    But I wasn't very confident in my interpretation of events.

    • @MMAli-rq8kd
      @MMAli-rq8kd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣
      The "let's bounce" bit with the dream talking raptor gave me this hilarious image. I don't know why my dream raptor sounded like Kevin Hart!

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "Is Jurrasic Park “Ay-ay-ay” a Spanish thing?"
    That was a perfect way to start things. Ryan George is the BEST! I love seeing these videos each week.

    • @jamie.nolanofficial
      @jamie.nolanofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow Wow Wow

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You never added the last " ...you're forever talking now.

    • @SuperBC1975
      @SuperBC1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ultrabigfella Thanks. Just fixed it.

    • @vladimirbaran115
      @vladimirbaran115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamie.nolanofficial ... Wow

    • @MasterBlek
      @MasterBlek 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AYAYA

  • @10HW
    @10HW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "that's what we're going with so the movie can happen"
    The whole of Hollywood resumed in one sentence

    • @10HW
      @10HW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @person person A truly artistic perspective would be more like "That's what we're going with because it's the perfect scene and it elevates the story to new heights."

    • @10HW
      @10HW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @person person I get what you're saying, but one can't ignore the "fundamental" difference between aiming for an artistic experience vs aiming for a commercial product. It's the difference between good and bad writing.

  • @guacca
    @guacca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "That island has dinosaurs in it" - I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time.

  • @ScottieMacF
    @ScottieMacF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Abrupt endings are t-"
    Took me a minute to get that.

  • @mitchellmotorsportsLLC
    @mitchellmotorsportsLLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    “So they get to the beach and there’s a guy in a suit standing there.”
    “What?” My favorite part of this whole thing.

  • @mickesmanymovies
    @mickesmanymovies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Me: Laughs at everything in this video, because it's 100% true.
    Also me: "Jurassic Park III is still entertaining as hell!"

    • @crona3316
      @crona3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I adore this movie even though it’s bad. It’s the one I grew up watching a lot. The first is definitely better though.

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Who would have tought that after Jurassic Park III they would have managed to make an even dumber one? And and even dumber one aftar that?

    • @jam5287
      @jam5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      olisk Jurassic world wasn’t too bad. Fallen kingdom was laughably bad.

    • @Hypeet
      @Hypeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jp3 used to be my favourite movies I think fallen kingdom was good but not nearly as good as the other ones jw was better. The original trilogy is way better

    • @Hypeet
      @Hypeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think many people realise this but the jw movies do exactly what the original does in jp1 people run a park and bad stuff happens in jw 1
      Same thing in jp2 there’s dinosaurs on the loose on an island and bad people I guess go try to kill them basically the same with fallen kingdom but they’re selling the dinos

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Right and so he gets approached by this couple right"
    "Oh, a couple of dinosaurs (eyebrow raise)
    "No, humans, Amanda and Paul"
    "oh" (visible disappointment)
    cracks me up everytime 🤣

  • @mystique5113
    @mystique5113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This made me laugh so much. I think this is the best pitch meeting they've ever had and I've watched lots today. It was hilarious, starting with the I.I.I part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @apexnext
      @apexnext ปีที่แล้ว

      Same I couldn't stop laughing for this one. My fav so far! 🤣

  • @THEremiXFACTOR
    @THEremiXFACTOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "So, the army just turns up on the beach?"
    "Yeah. Getting a 12 year-old to write the ending of your script is tight!"

  • @neo7566
    @neo7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Father: Hey son, let's take a vacation. Son: Let's go to Universal, Disney world. Father: I got a better idea let's risk our lives and go Parasailing next to the island that's been taken over with Dinosaurs.

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Not "father". "Mom's boyfriend".

    • @NerdyBernie66
      @NerdyBernie66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait... so does Universal Studios exist in the Jurrassic Park Universe? Do they still own the film franchise of Jurrassic Park?

    • @T1hitsTheHighestNote
      @T1hitsTheHighestNote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Disneyworld is closed due to coronavirus. Let’s go paragliding next to this park in disrepair with apex predator dinosaurs roaming freely.

    • @unseenufo
      @unseenufo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dino-soar parachute

    • @optimusprimus89
      @optimusprimus89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean... you wouldnt want to do that?

  • @0Ghostie0
    @0Ghostie0 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The abrupt ending joke is now my favorite Pitch meeting moment.

  • @Galantski
    @Galantski ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *_"ALAN!!!_* 1:14

  • @peterkrug2327
    @peterkrug2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I love this guys answer to anything in a movie that doesn't make sense:
    "I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that!"
    "So the movie can happen!"
    "How/Why does that happen?"
    "Because!"

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Unclear"! 😂😂😂

    • @sw33py96
      @sw33py96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I Dont Know!

    • @YoMrRice
      @YoMrRice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well okay then

    • @futurekicks3430
      @futurekicks3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peter Krug IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

    • @haplo781
      @haplo781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sw33py96 fair enough!

  • @diede8293
    @diede8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    MORE PITCH MEETINGS
    MORE PITCH MEETINGS
    MORE PITCH MEETINGS

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I kinda like how these guys talk to each other. The writer is honest about his shortcomings as a story writer and they try to cover for these shortcomings together.

  • @ClassifiedRanTom
    @ClassifiedRanTom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Technically the Spinosaurus doesn't "sneak up" on Alan and the group, if you remember correctly, they were attracted to that spot in the first place because they heard the phone ring... Which means, the Spino was standing there the whole time...

    • @kabouterwesley83
      @kabouterwesley83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He is the Drax of dinosaurs.

    • @sluxi
      @sluxi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Such a tiny little spinosaurus just standing there on the side and nobody notices.

    • @divyashreesamantaray2949
      @divyashreesamantaray2949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kabouterwesley83 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonythepokemonguy751
    @tonythepokemonguy751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    “that’s why my remote doesn’t work anymore” I feel attacked by this

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    6:56
    Literally the most clever way to end a video. One of the best Pitch Meetings I've seen.
    Actually, all of them are fucccin hilarious.

    • @rike94
      @rike94 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kiss ass

  • @Caleb_le_chifre
    @Caleb_le_chifre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’VE NEVER STOPPED THINKING ABOUT THOSE IMPLICATIONS, TO THIS DAY

  • @captainadventures
    @captainadventures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why'd they start by sending a guy in a suit by himself?
    lol same thing i laughed at as a kid

  • @sarah-by5ky
    @sarah-by5ky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The way he carries the entire Screen Rant channel makes it seem super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @amalielk
    @amalielk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Unclear."
    "That works."

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Yeah the random guy in the suit on the beach always confused me

    • @arthurfisher1857
      @arthurfisher1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was the "canary in the coal mine" so to speak... they dropped him off with a bull horn to see if he got immediately bum-rushed and eaten.

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arthurfisher1857 While they somehow silently smuggled in the entire military landing force, just off the edge of the screen - therefore hiding it from the sight and earshot of all the dinosaurs and surviving humans, as well as from the audience.

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it was a precursor to "Lost" scene.

  • @jsfbr
    @jsfbr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't get tired of watching this pitch meeting.

  • @Lyniquechunte
    @Lyniquechunte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    My hubby has never seen pitch meeting before and was dying laughing at this one thank you for that I put a smile on his in my face😃

    • @tonys617
      @tonys617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Im sure it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @shenglong9818
      @shenglong9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Show him the last Jedi and rise of Skywalker ones

    • @tonys617
      @tonys617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And show him all the marvel ones too, why tho? Unclear.

  • @KobraEditing
    @KobraEditing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Alan!" -Dream Raptor

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow wow wow... Wow.

    • @gildarmesh3809
      @gildarmesh3809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whisper shouts from murder lizard birds are tight

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dream Raptors are TIGHT

  • @witchblade100377
    @witchblade100377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are the best things I've watched on TH-cam and I've only been watching them for three days!

  • @PsyQoBoy
    @PsyQoBoy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best quotes from pitch meeting:
    1. Barely an inconvenience.
    2. So that the story can happen.
    3. Unclear!
    4. Wow, wow wow.... Wow!
    5. That's what we're going with.

  • @Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask
    @Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    No Screen Rant article at the end?
    Fair enough.

    • @junetynf
      @junetynf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Abrupt ending

    • @RichardRenes
      @RichardRenes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@junetynf would have been nice if they tied in the newest discoveries about Spinosaurus though ;)

    • @RibusPQR
      @RibusPQR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah yeah yeah!
      Wow wow wow wow.

    • @Saimeren
      @Saimeren 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RichardRenes Which are what?

    • @shaunharley1532
      @shaunharley1532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RichardRenes abrupt endi...