Jurassic World Dominion Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Jurassic World Dominion!
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    Jurassic World was a massive hit in 2015 and therefore, we’ve gotta a whole lot more dinosaurs over the past few years, with Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom in 2018 and now, Jurassic World Dominion. Now, dinosaurs have spread all over the world, which is cool, but also there are some bugs and a kidnapping. And we’re heading back to a dino reserve park.
    Jurassic World Dominion definitely raises a few questions. Like what are the characters names again? Oh yeah! How strong is Owen Grady, and how FAST is Claire Dearing? At what point did Lewis Dodgson transform into Apple CEO Tim Cook? Do plane crashes ever hurt anyone? What about hypothermia? Did Owen just choke out a dinosaur? How is that hand move so confusing to dinosaurs?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Jurassic World Dominion! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @somerandolad
    @somerandolad ปีที่แล้ว +10758

    Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never even stopped to think if they should!

    • @shinkamui
      @shinkamui ปีที่แล้ว +193

      honestly they didn't think too hard about what they could either, considering the endless possibilities of an epic adventure on a dinossaur-ridden world that they just discarded

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      And before they even knew what they had they created it, packed it and now, you’re selling it. Sell it

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Indeed, the money talks, and is the main source of inspiration!

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@trinaq 💯💯💯💯

    • @unforcedterror3136
      @unforcedterror3136 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      THAT‘S FROM THE FIRST MOVIE!

  • @sardonically-inclined7645
    @sardonically-inclined7645 ปีที่แล้ว +3066

    "She's got a little trick up her sleeve, where she's one of the main characters, so she can do it". Those are actual pitch meetings at this point 😂

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Also her t-rex outrunning heels, probably.

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Bryce Dallas Howard outrunning a velociraptor is only the 15th most asinine thing in the movie.

    • @abubzlife8733
      @abubzlife8733 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She has plot armor in her high heels.

    • @spooderman2931
      @spooderman2931 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Plot armor is TIGHT.

    • @ridgefrost
      @ridgefrost ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There are some movies i watch and i can already see ryan talking to director guy

  • @rizzo1brian
    @rizzo1brian ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "This is an action movie, that's just how planes get to the ground" is my all time favorite pitch meeting line

  • @justlouis7291
    @justlouis7291 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    "Ooh giving birth to yourself is TIGHT!" "What? What? What? What?" 🤣🤣
    Probably watched every pitch meeting by now and you still have me laughing till tears

    • @mkvv5687
      @mkvv5687 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Perfectly timed edits are tight!

    • @johnsmith-ky5qg
      @johnsmith-ky5qg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't help wondering how tight things get when a man gives birth to himself...do appendages explode in a welter of gore or is there some metaphysical translocation where the baby just appears in daddy's arms? Also where does the foetus gestate? These things must be known!

    • @jordancave3089
      @jordancave3089 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude, just the mannerisms never get old for me…for some reason lol

    • @Coenen2517
      @Coenen2517 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@johnsmith-ky5qg there was a 1994 documentary on the subject featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Junior."

  • @Trooper6190
    @Trooper6190 ปีที่แล้ว +6602

    “It’s just a plane crash, sir! This is an action movie. That’s how planes get to the ground,” had me laughing out loud.

    • @jonathanfrancesco3305
      @jonathanfrancesco3305 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      That is probably the best line in a pitch meeting ever.

    • @arekpetrosian4965
      @arekpetrosian4965 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      And it's actually extremely accurate!! 😂

    • @mattbuszko
      @mattbuszko ปีที่แล้ว +24

      perfection

    • @benwood5659
      @benwood5659 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yeah, i remember suicide squad.

    • @criticalthinker3262
      @criticalthinker3262 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Movie rules: plane crash = no prob, heli crash = no survivors

  • @JediJuniper92
    @JediJuniper92 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

    Watching this in the theater I just kept thinking, “I cannot wait for this Pitch Meeting.”

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Coolness, it's likely more entertaining than the actual movie!

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@trinaq 💯. Yep

    • @lastudiosthlm
      @lastudiosthlm ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol me to

    • @vishakhabh.6341
      @vishakhabh.6341 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same here!! 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

    • @ChrisMcCarroll
      @ChrisMcCarroll ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I had the same thought

  • @ozanyoung2909
    @ozanyoung2909 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I love the fact that if you watch all three Jurassic World pitch meetings back to back, you get to watch the evolution of the Pitch Meetings series... in a way that vastly outpaces the evolution of the movies themselves.

  • @thejennadiaries
    @thejennadiaries ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I’m like “how did those dinosaurs get to Africa just to herd with a bunch of elephants??” 😂

    • @RobMedellin
      @RobMedellin ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Black market.
      No for real yeah its absurd 50 dinosaurs multiplied to thousands full grown dinos in that time.

    • @kansairobot2015
      @kansairobot2015 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      life finds a way...

    • @johanstinson
      @johanstinson วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that

  • @Noemo2000
    @Noemo2000 ปีที่แล้ว +3321

    “That’s just how planes get to the ground.” That is a superbly well put line! I love writer guy’s incredulous look at the idea that a mere plane crash could hurt an action movie character

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      We've come a long way since Suicide Squads helicopter crashes being how people get to the ground...

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Except in the movie 2012 where planes land safely on a runway during an earthquake with lava coming out of the ground

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh no hypothermia!

    • @bplionel2
      @bplionel2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Almost as good as Kong: Skull Island where Kong destroys helicopter after helicopter.

    • @ridgefrost
      @ridgefrost ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@priscillajimenez27 anyway...

  • @buckethead60
    @buckethead60 ปีที่แล้ว +2811

    I like how when the dinosaurs are chasing someone their main weakness is a sharp turn, it just absolutely bewilders them.

    • @hanklestank
      @hanklestank ปีที่แล้ว +347

      I mean, sharp turns weren’t invented until The Usual Suspects came out in 1995 so that checks out.

    • @natureterp
      @natureterp ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He knows some maneuvers

    • @Loremastrful
      @Loremastrful ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Especially for Dinos. Going serpentine (if not second nature) should be in the general ball park.

    • @jw-py9nw
      @jw-py9nw ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Loremastrful you'd think so, but actually, no

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Yep, they can figure out door handles, but not 90 degree turns.

  • @ring7375
    @ring7375 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I just saw the film today and when I saw the bad guy I immediately wished that Ryan would refer to him as Tim Cook throughout the pitch meeting. I am so happy it happened. Thank you Ryan!!

  • @Whyzee12
    @Whyzee12 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The “choke a dinosaur” part makes me lol every time. Just incredible

  • @wallsgreebo8352
    @wallsgreebo8352 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    'Isn't he an ex-navy, dinosaur trainer?'
    'Yeah, why?'
    'Nevermind'
    😂

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Didn't realize that was a rating. What was he, a DT1 or DTC?
      Seems like the Navy would only deal with sea-based dinos, with the Army having land-based, & Air Force the flying ones. The Marines would get to play with any of them, & sponge their funding off the Navy.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin ปีที่แล้ว +3056

    The whole "evil rich guy trying to take control of the world's food production" thing sounds more like the plot of a Bond movie.

    • @ryanbernard6152
      @ryanbernard6152 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Bill Gates is now the largest farm land owner

    • @dielanschamber8730
      @dielanschamber8730 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Or, you know, real life 😅😅

    • @Trevor-08
      @Trevor-08 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@dielanschamber8730 Schwab is essentially Dr. No so I guess it can be both.

    • @christophergirardi8145
      @christophergirardi8145 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Literally beat me to it!

    • @JONDH1
      @JONDH1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You'll never believe what Bill Gates is up to

  • @100StepProgram
    @100StepProgram ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My main issue with the last two movies.
    Fallen Kingdom you would expect it to be all about the island being destroyed, but that part of the story is wrapped up fast.
    Dominion sounds like its all about the dinosaurs taking over the world, but you see that a little bit and then it’s straight back to a park/facility

    • @teslaromans1023
      @teslaromans1023 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, they could have had perfectly good movies, but instead wanted to shoehorn the evil organization so bad it ruined the movie

    • @proto245
      @proto245 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For one simple reason. If they stuck to that premise. It would end with a Downer ending where the Humanity is fucked and the heroes would have to accept their time is up. Or with the complete genocide of the Dinosaurs which would go against the point of these films.
      And Colin Trevorrow doesn't have the balls to kill off the new cast or the old one.

  • @PatstarDeluxe
    @PatstarDeluxe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    6:19
    "So then iconic good-guy character Dr. Henry Wu..."
    Best part

  • @kritichaplot5025
    @kritichaplot5025 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    The "shut up" and continuation of the sentence without a pause is so well executed every time he does it.

    • @shaggy72
      @shaggy72 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      TO me that's just as good as the whole repeated but in a new way-"Get off my back" comebacks. Simplicity can be awesome.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's one of my favorite bits.

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably my favorite recurring bit. :)

    • @jfriesen39
      @jfriesen39 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey shut up

    • @jimmydean5833
      @jimmydean5833 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Seriously love that part 😂

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD. ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    5:55 The swift and quiet, "Hey, shut up!" is becoming one of my favorites. 🤣

    • @TheJotaroKujo
      @TheJotaroKujo ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's very welcome.

    • @TORPITEU
      @TORPITEU ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We need a video of that Stewie Griffin Can't be the only one.

    • @macauleyliamcurran2925
      @macauleyliamcurran2925 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spoiler

    • @benthebomber1248
      @benthebomber1248 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was coming to say exactly this but you beat me too it 🤣

    • @juanjesusligero391
      @juanjesusligero391 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I like it too, but I miss the good old "I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about that" and "Okay, let me get off of that thing."

  • @BornOnASaturday
    @BornOnASaturday ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I literally sat in the movie and thought to myself this guy looks like Tim Cook at the Apple Headquarters filled with Dinosaurs. I’m so glad he brought this up lol 😂

  • @LCyte88
    @LCyte88 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Owen And Clare, who both have names and that's what they are" 😂 I still forgot their names after it played 😂😂😂

  • @chrisphilpott8427
    @chrisphilpott8427 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "I bet that's not the last we've seen of them." "No, it is." needs to become another regular feature hahaha

  • @rafferdx
    @rafferdx ปีที่แล้ว +563

    This is just another example of why watching Pitch Meetings in lieu of the actual films is the right call. Comedy gold without subsidizing ongoing nostalgia bait. *chef’s kiss

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I look forward to terrible Movies coming out now, simply to have Ryan tear it to shreads in comedic gold.

    • @corey7219
      @corey7219 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've been meaning too see the movie for a few weeks now with family. Now, I still want to see it.

    • @yuukotombo6578
      @yuukotombo6578 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fr films like this are much better lampooned over 8 minutes than actually watched in theaters.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except these exist because too many people are still willing to watch his stuff

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You'd have to pay *me* to watch any of these reboot Jurassic turds

  • @MichaelFeyrerJr
    @MichaelFeyrerJr ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Your pitch meetings are generally more entertaining than the actual movie. What a world we live in. Thanks for what you do.

    • @xraider64
      @xraider64 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I stuck out and finished this awful movie, just so i could at least enjoy the pitch meeting afterwards. and enjoy it i did.

  • @Giggity1080
    @Giggity1080 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Owen choking the dinosaur and Screenwriter calling him out had me 😂💀🤣

  • @naynaynay324
    @naynaynay324 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Producer guy: "Man, I bet we haven't seen the last of her"
    Script guy: "Oh we have".
    Now she can come back 3 - 4 movies later as a beloved call-back "character".

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup, exactly. She'll have her own "Wu" and have expanded her "weaponize the dinosaurs" thing to be a serious threat to...Iunno somebody.

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Now she can "come back" 3 - 4 "movies" later as a "beloved" "call back" "character"*

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wow wow wow...wow

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “That will teach that dinosaur…. to be a dinosaur” hahaha 🤣 got me choking on my morning muffin!

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn’t… didn’t they advertise this as the last one?

  • @steve67339
    @steve67339 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    I like how he glanced over the fact that she didn’t outran any normal raptor. Later we see these raptors keeping up with a motorcycle, a motorcycle that is able to jump into a plane right before take-off (so somewhere between 250 and 300 km/h).
    At least they were consistent. If she can run this fast, I can get behind outrunning a t-Rex in high-heels. Maybe they should have established earlier that she has super powers.

    • @markcarpenter6020
      @markcarpenter6020 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Who said Dino was the only DNA they were playing with.

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Haha this movie series is so illogical… I expected to see Dinos in space in the next instalment!

    • @nyashamuronzi617
      @nyashamuronzi617 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Torlik11
      @Torlik11 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Who knew that Jurassic World was part of the mcu

    • @eds1942
      @eds1942 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oops!

  • @ryanhealey2367
    @ryanhealey2367 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Don't move, they can't see you if you don't move"
    10 seconds later: every one of them strolls to to the back of the car and the dinosaur doesn't notice

  • @CHipZz
    @CHipZz ปีที่แล้ว +24

    THANK YOU!! I have watched a handful of videos either reviewing or mocking this film and yours is the first I've found that points out how Owen just out muscles the 8,000 pound Parasaur at the start of the film.

  • @robertdascoli949
    @robertdascoli949 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I love how the quick "Hey shut up" line is now being written into every episode with the rest of them.

    • @donle499
      @donle499 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genius

    • @scifiguy26
      @scifiguy26 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah I had to rewind the first time I heard him use it just to be sure😅

    • @alwaysabiggafish3305
      @alwaysabiggafish3305 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's an old line...lol

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm kinda sad that it's replacing "Sir, I'm going to need you to get allll the way off my back about that" but it is punchier and gets to the point a lot faster.

    • @ronyorobio7096
      @ronyorobio7096 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alwaysabiggafish3305 To this date, that line has only been featured in three videos, all from the last couple of months. So I would not call it old.

  • @cecilianagy3562
    @cecilianagy3562 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    The way he says "and Owen's gonna choke a dinosaur" is pure comedy gold

    • @jonafangk1288
      @jonafangk1288 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even he didn't believe it he wrote it 🤣

    • @bcross34
      @bcross34 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cried laughing.

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The best part is is that I LEGITIMATELY did forget what their names were so I'm glad I wasn't the only one lol.

  • @gabriel7664
    @gabriel7664 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I feel like that 7 min 11 seconds saved almost 3 hours of my life. Thanks producer and screenwriter guy.

  • @stevemic6942
    @stevemic6942 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "Giving birth to yourself is tight" is exactly how I imagine the Ryan-verse exists.

    • @MadeinHell2
      @MadeinHell2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like that might hint at the film "men" being showcased later xD

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Such a missed opportunity for a joke.
      "It sure is, son."
      "What?"
      "What?"
      *awkward silence*
      "Heyshutup so anyway..."

    • @heromedley
      @heromedley ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ah yes mitosis the miracle of life

    • @Mizikame
      @Mizikame ปีที่แล้ว

      Russian Doll Season 2 would have to agree

    • @anthonyvillanueva5226
      @anthonyvillanueva5226 ปีที่แล้ว

      Predestination says hi

  • @eBuddy89
    @eBuddy89 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    You must've struggled with "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" on this one. So many fitting moments.

    • @notahamster333
      @notahamster333 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Rule is: you only get to use it once

    • @mistahrnscuttah4120
      @mistahrnscuttah4120 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “How are we going to convince people he turned to Tim Cook”
      “Super easy barely a inconvenience. We just ignore it”
      “OOhhhh that seems like something people would need explained. The original actor is around”
      “Nononono NO”
      There u go I added a extra for you 😂

    • @tonybrewer7536
      @tonybrewer7536 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience 👌

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh man, screw the rule then! This should have been called "Jurassic World: Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience, and he could have unloaded them all.

    • @noface3641
      @noface3641 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No seriously tho. That 'hand thing' became ridiculous, well actually after the very first time. But after doing it like every other dinosaur, it stopped feeling like theres any danger or concern, so whats the point of an action movie🤷‍♀️

  • @hectorlee85
    @hectorlee85 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Its just a plane crash sir, this is a action movie, thats how planes get to the ground"

  • @skagerstrom
    @skagerstrom ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It actually has a line were Malcom says "Jurassic World?! Not a fan... Mhm!". That's probably what his memoirs will say too!

  • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
    @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I do worry that modern movie producers use this show as a checklist, rather than as a warning.

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😞😞😞
      How we ended up this low...

    • @GenericUserName443
      @GenericUserName443 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Talia.777 When there is enough people that thinks it is alright and supports trash with their wallets, why should the companies stop doing it since they are making money.
      The people are the ones with the real power, but this power comes from the potential money they can spend, and until people accept responsibility for their part of these bad practices then nothing will change.

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GenericUserName443 True 😟

    • @BP-dn9nv
      @BP-dn9nv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They already do, that's the joke.

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😅😅😅

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    “Yeah they gotta stop Tim Cook from making bugs”
    I see what you did there. And I appreciate it!

    • @BrunoEwok
      @BrunoEwok ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Thanks... I didn't catch that, but it's awesome.

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I called him "Tim Apple" throughout the whole film. Also, for anyone wondering, he's not the same actor who played Lewis Dodgson in the first movie, because the original actor is in prison for sexually assaulting a minor.

    • @forest_owls
      @forest_owls ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its perfectly 666 number

    • @Mr20387
      @Mr20387 ปีที่แล้ว

      Swear indont understand could u explain please

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@romxxii I wasn’t wondering that, and I could’ve lived without that information.

  • @arnesahlen2704
    @arnesahlen2704 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One may expect fatigue to set in after seeing a few dozen same-format posts; but I find the premise so thrillingly creative (even to the every-post repeats) that it - and you - keep me enthralled.

  • @MisterCasket
    @MisterCasket ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I also like the moment in the black market where:
    Spoiler
    .. the first person Claire asks if they saw her daughter, it's the one person who actually did😂 What are the odds that in all of Malta, the first person you ask saw her.

    • @Miners666
      @Miners666 ปีที่แล้ว

      And they’re immediately best friends to where mere hours later she’ll give Claire her only parachute and accept death just cause they’re both American.

    • @poeticdavide
      @poeticdavide ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Then that person leaves her entire live and takes off with you in her own plane to a distant, unknown location, knowing she may not be able to return, all just because "she felt bad for lying to you, a complete stranger, when you asked her if she had ever seen that girl" 🤣👍🏼 BELIEVABLE

    • @jamespower5165
      @jamespower5165 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I also like the part where the bad guy is getting both his arms eaten by different kinds of dinosaurs and Grady still asks him a question about his daughter and he actually gives a helpful answer before a bigger dinosaur eats him😁

    • @nicolas.grisanti
      @nicolas.grisanti ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, maybe I was watching my phone, but how the hell Owen knew where to go with the bike, and find Claire and the plane??? That was luck! 🤣

  • @samblack5313
    @samblack5313 ปีที่แล้ว +3091

    “It’s been 4 years since about 50 dinosaurs escaped, so now they’re ALL OVER the world”
    Thank you 😂😂😂😂

    • @teslaromans1023
      @teslaromans1023 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Still refusing to believe that sea reptile whose name I forgot could have made it to the ocean

    • @Keira_Blackstone
      @Keira_Blackstone ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@teslaromans1023 especially considering that in the first Jurassic World movie it's in a lake in the center of the island with no access to the ocean.

    • @TheBonsaiZone
      @TheBonsaiZone ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Keira_Blackstone There's a fifty/fifty chance, it either will or it won't!!! Lol!

    • @skeeter3969
      @skeeter3969 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Now remember in the second one it suddenly had a sea access cuase that stupid sub got in, cone ones remember the shitty plot geez hahah

    • @bv657
      @bv657 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well biosyn put out a bunch too but they did a terrible job at showing that

  • @belatkuro
    @belatkuro ปีที่แล้ว +416

    6:00
    I love how this "Hey shut up" is becoming a staple retort nowadays in Pitch Meeting. Having a new consistent retort is tight!

    • @mollychankawaii
      @mollychankawaii ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's brushed over so quickly. 🤣 comedy gold.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I bet it's going to be difficult to come up with a new catchphrase"
      "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @Baysidemom2
      @Baysidemom2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I miss "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back" "oh ok let me get off that thing!"

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:57 lol something about the delivery of
    “The locusts HE created?”
    “He’s a good guy.”
    “He is, yeah.”
    is just so good. 😂

  • @Pamplemoustache
    @Pamplemoustache ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your reviews are so on point, it is so fun to watch. Keep up the great work !

  • @philosopher24680
    @philosopher24680 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "Iconic Good Guy Character Doctor Henry Wu"
    I appreciate how much you can feel Ryan's justified disdain for this one.

    • @santishorts
      @santishorts ปีที่แล้ว +45

      In the first two Jurassic World movies they actively portrayed him as a sketchy guy who was actively plotting all the time, and suddenly in this one they just throw some dashes of grey hair, an old man's sweeter and done, instant good guy.

    • @calebray1834
      @calebray1834 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Right, did they expect us to forget all shady shit he did?

    • @danielbernhardt1327
      @danielbernhardt1327 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah in the first Jurassic world his response to people being killed by his dinosaur was, “That’s unfortunate”. He didn’t care at all about people dying in movies 4 and 5 but now he is suddenly does?

    • @calebray1834
      @calebray1834 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@danielbernhardt1327 right, dinosaurs killing and eating people that he created doesn’t bat an eye but locusts are where he draws the line?

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@calebray1834 it's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov ปีที่แล้ว +560

    I love how Screenwriter Guy is still profoundly angry like he was in Goblet of Fire. Having character consistency between Pitch Meetings is TIGHT!

    • @travisrobison3457
      @travisrobison3457 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahhaa that one got me laughing

    • @realduke
      @realduke ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What do you mean character?

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @Cbiz210
      @Cbiz210 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey... Shut up.

    • @pudgypanda6391
      @pudgypanda6391 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wow wowowo wowowow

  • @oneworldfamily
    @oneworldfamily ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These pitch meeting videos are just so satisfying! Love the catchphrases and the delivery. Top notch!

  • @thejaypee
    @thejaypee ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love the brief change of friendliness to hostility at start ♥️

    • @shaquillerollins708
      @shaquillerollins708 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Well cut it out!!!!” Okay I’m sorry 😢 I FORGIVE YOU SIRRRR 🤣🤣

  • @Slightly_Classy
    @Slightly_Classy ปีที่แล้ว +555

    This was 1000% accurate! And does anyone else remember when the raptors used to be scary?

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Back when they were animal smart and not conveniently human brilliant or spectacularly stupid as the plot demands.

    • @Panurus_biarmicus
      @Panurus_biarmicus ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Alan!

    • @patrickhorton4679
      @patrickhorton4679 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Panurus_biarmicus Best response in this whole comment section

    • @Narcan885
      @Narcan885 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now they look like brainless rubber chickens

    • @davebathgate
      @davebathgate ปีที่แล้ว +11

      1993.

  • @DJMaul1031
    @DJMaul1031 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    I was thinking the same thing about the "hand thing."
    I barely bought into that nonsense when it was used on "trained" raptors. But suddenly it's now just a Jedi Dino-mind Trick.

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Plus, it's totally ripped from "How to Train your Dragon."

    • @KenworthW900HG
      @KenworthW900HG ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@t.estable3856 which was ripped from Crocodile Dundee and countless other movies

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@KenworthW900HG I've never seen Crocodile Dundee. I guess it's just a common animal training trope in movies.

    • @Aisha_Luv
      @Aisha_Luv ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Forgotten Hope jedino mind trick.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They never did that on other Dinos though

  • @FreeThinkingRealist
    @FreeThinkingRealist ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta hand it to ya, these spoofs are quite brilliant. Sub earned!

  • @springyslinky2190
    @springyslinky2190 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "They gotta stop Tim Cook from making bugs for sure!" I detect a hidden joke there.

  • @MentalParadox
    @MentalParadox ปีที่แล้ว +630

    I literally did not remember "that Maisie girl from the last movie" and was like "wait, who's this?" when she showed up. I watched the last movie in the cinema, too. That's how memorable these characters are. With Dodgson I also went "huh, just like that guy from the original" but I never suspected it might actually be the same guy because that would be too ridiculous...

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 ปีที่แล้ว

      “I watched the last movie in the cinema too. That’s how memorable these characters are.”
      Bitch Fallen Kingdom released FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO, that’s why you forgot lmao.

    • @savageraccoon787
      @savageraccoon787 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I had no idea until now

    • @treg5298
      @treg5298 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I didn't remember Dodgson but I could tell the movie was making a point of saying his name a lot like they wanted to be clear I should remember.

    • @aidreamers
      @aidreamers ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I had to go rewatch the previous JW pitch meeting because I had no recollection of who Maisie was lol

    • @jasonboisseau409
      @jasonboisseau409 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I remembered the girl from the last movie simply cause she was the one that let the dinosaurs go free but I never noticed Dodgson was the guy from the original movie. Now that I know I like that twist.

  • @FindingTom
    @FindingTom ปีที่แล้ว +929

    6:00 is my favorite newer Pitch Meeting line 🤣

    • @lawrenceviolette1715
      @lawrenceviolette1715 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      he has said that so many times my dude

    • @drewdressing612
      @drewdressing612 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey shut up

    • @mancerayder8010
      @mancerayder8010 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha it was the best part

    • @cobeycobb
      @cobeycobb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol same!

    • @FindingTom
      @FindingTom ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@lawrenceviolette1715 in recent pitch meetings, yes. But before a year ago, no.

  • @Radial3clipse
    @Radial3clipse ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's insane how spot on these are 😂

  • @zoestarlite
    @zoestarlite ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You consistently say what not enough people are thinking 😆 spot on as always

  • @catcadev
    @catcadev ปีที่แล้ว +549

    I love how in this movie the world looks at dinosaurs (a host of invasive species) and just decides that it's ok to let them invade everywhere!

    • @rileyjackson1762
      @rileyjackson1762 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I’ve ranted on like eight other videos about this exact point!!!

    • @dalekrenegade2596
      @dalekrenegade2596 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      How did the big dinos survive gun obsessed America?

    • @billybatson7852
      @billybatson7852 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Esand001 Yup. My son and I discussed the same thing. A sanctuary? Sure. But there's no way we wouldn't seek out to capture or kill every single dinosaur that's just roaming around freely. There would be the constant threat of being eaten on your way to work.

    • @chillax360
      @chillax360 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dalekrenegade2596 by not going to schools 💀

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, why is there a "black market" for dinosaurs, when dinosaurs have overrun the Earth? The whole point of a "black market" is to buy and sell things that are RARE and hard-to-get. This is like having a black market for pigeons.

  • @DonnovanThomas929
    @DonnovanThomas929 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    “Giving birth to yourself is tight!” I died!! Especially the longer string of “what”s afterwards

    • @sipahrom
      @sipahrom ปีที่แล้ว +4

      consider the implication lol. is the producer guy the OG one or the writer?

    • @scatmanskabadop
      @scatmanskabadop ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now presenting Alex Garland's "Men," in theaters now.
      Iykyk

    • @johnw9771
      @johnw9771 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it at that 😂😂😂

    • @mishakac1283
      @mishakac1283 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scatmanskabadop Im too stupid for this movie.

    • @scatmanskabadop
      @scatmanskabadop ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mishakac1283 I wouldn't say that. While I think "Men" is a good, extremely well-crafted film, it's also just an incredibly difficult and uncomfortable movie to watch and there's no shame in going "well that was definitely an experience" and moving on. I wouldn't even go so far as to say I liked or enjoyed it, but I also don't think it's bad by any stretch of the imagination, and I wouldn't say anyone who does dislike it or has more questions about it is stupid.
      My mind just immediately went to "Men" when I heard the joke quoted above.

  • @flamingblaze4503
    @flamingblaze4503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    explaining the hand thing like this was perfect 5:55

  • @deucestemwinder3349
    @deucestemwinder3349 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ryan must have trouble sleeping with all the voices in his head This is better than anything on network. Super tight sketch.

  • @thiagota
    @thiagota ปีที่แล้ว +211

    The most convenient thing to me, was the locusts surviving the fire, and being able to fly (the wings would be instantly incinerated for sure) for quite some time to spread the fire. Surprised this didn't come up in the video.

    • @LilMac0025
      @LilMac0025 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I’m surprised a lot of things didn’t come up, but Ryan could’ve easily made this a 20-minute video if he had to dismantle EVERY stupid scenario in this movie

    • @ptolemyhenson6838
      @ptolemyhenson6838 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They were genetically modified locusts, so I'm willing to forgive this to an extent, but it seems that the guy who was burning them didn't care enough to make sure they couldn't escape, since they did so almost immediately after he left. That's too far, especially since he should have known about their ability to cause a forest fire.

    • @thiagota
      @thiagota ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@ptolemyhenson6838 I guess they forgot to mention it was a mix of prehistoric locust and asbestos DNA...

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thiagota LOL!!!

    • @mctownes2013
      @mctownes2013 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thiagota asbestos DNA 😄

  • @natvelo
    @natvelo ปีที่แล้ว +194

    amazing how claire outran the velociraptor and the same velociraptor was able to keep up with a car seconds later, very impressive of claire gotta say

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      A car got wheels, but Claire got HEELS.

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The car wasn't the main character now, was it?

    • @tuppybrill4915
      @tuppybrill4915 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Plot twist Claire is actually genetically modified, next movie she will be able to hide from infra red cameras.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Atrociraptor but yeah.

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hassathunter2464 oh clarie's thighs and butt are tight!!!

  • @puneetdutta7
    @puneetdutta7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am so addicted to these videos and the nod of "actually it's gonna be supereasy, barely and inconvenience" 😂

  • @djcringe1257
    @djcringe1257 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tim Cook, that's exactly what I thought when I saw him first 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "He was briefly in the original movie, ever so briefly!" Bringing in minor Characters to cash in on the original movie is tight!

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed.

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I still can't believe they made Dr. Wu a criminal mastermind.

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have same surname, but different given names. so they are probably relatives, not same guy.

    • @natvelo
      @natvelo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davidjacobs8558 no its deffo the same guy, lewis dodgson

    • @lanewaldon6450
      @lanewaldon6450 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kingsleycy3450 imo I don't see Wu a criminal mastermind and more along the lines of he was being manipulated, threatened and taken advantage of seeing as at the time he was one of the only people who were able to successfully resurrect the dinosaurs when nobody else could. It was his ego, ambition and his desire to create a perfect organism that got him in all of the situations he found himself in.

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion ปีที่แล้ว +394

    ah Pitch Meeting, the time where I don't need to watch a bad movie and let Ryan explain it to me in less than 20 minutes and have it be both entertaining and hilarious

    • @whatduck943
      @whatduck943 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And accurate.

    • @SchrijverMarcel
      @SchrijverMarcel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly.

    • @serge014
      @serge014 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Entertaining movie, but yes, the plot is is bad as it's being described here.

    • @Music34897
      @Music34897 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the move haha

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too many times, the Pitch Meeting is better written and more entertaining than the film he is pitching.

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the whole, shocked “(s)he’s from the original movie!” comedy routine…

  • @Eincrou
    @Eincrou ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So absurd that they're bringing back Dr. Henry Wu. He's not even supposed to still be around. He did face poetic justice for arrogantly creating the cloned dinosaurs in the original novel. In fact, the movie swapped his death into being Muldoon's, giving us that iconic scene where the game warden is killed by a clever raptor (he survived in the book).

  • @DaniRoberts
    @DaniRoberts ปีที่แล้ว +682

    You forgot to mention that ejecting Claire from the plane to save Maisie first was pointless bc she didn't find her first and instead had Owen and Kayla take a detour to rescue her, only to find out Maisie was already rescued by Alan and Ellie. If all 3 of them had just crashed and their main character powers helped them all survive, they could've actually been of help inside the facility. The only thing this pointless part did was introduce wolverine-claw dino. Who by the way is apparently vegan but kills deers for fun.

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It’s also the world’s slowest and least interested stalker.
      Abe Vigoda now could have caught her.

    • @nkkenlken3220
      @nkkenlken3220 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It did kinda remind of a rhino, with how it looked like it has bad eye-sight (with its white eyes) , has big weapon to fend off predators and is quite aggressive.

    • @GreenEyez206
      @GreenEyez206 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@nkkenlken3220 While in Ark they are super aggressive and good getting fiber and berries lol

    • @callumconnors5190
      @callumconnors5190 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I sense a dislike for the therizinosaurus, it was the best part of the movie. No cap.

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@GreenEyez206 I found out the hard way that they are aggressive, and it killed most of my dinosaurs(and me).

  • @HashSlingingSlasher123
    @HashSlingingSlasher123 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The fact this video came out quickly should tell you how easy it was to critique the movie

    • @dustinroberts6963
      @dustinroberts6963 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @MrJoshuaAM
      @MrJoshuaAM ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Easily critiquing movies is tight.

    • @Boeing-777-X
      @Boeing-777-X ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pepsi94
      The movie was released on June 1st in several countries around the world.
      I'm not saying Ryan watched an online copy, but he could have.

    • @MADGUNSMONSTER
      @MADGUNSMONSTER ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Boeing-777-X Stop Dry Snitching.

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This movie: *Opens with a farfetched plot where a couple dozen dinosaurs have spread across the earth so much that the title is called Dominion*
    Also this movie: *Focuses on locusts instead of the dinosaurs*

  • @enzi87
    @enzi87 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just finished watching this movie and it's uncanny how accurate this is

  • @alexmartin3433
    @alexmartin3433 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    This pitch meetings channel is one of the greatest ideas ever. I can watch Ryan George do his movie content without having to subscribe to screenrant and subject myself to the worst movie takes of all time

    • @alekesam
      @alekesam ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget the incessant "lists". Ugh

  • @kylecasey9254
    @kylecasey9254 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "If a big plane crash didn't hurt them do you think some cold water would?"
    That IS a good point

    • @DanielRMueller
      @DanielRMueller หลายเดือนก่อน

      the beauty of hollywood is that could also very well be the opposite - plane crash harmless, cold water deadliest thing known to man. Plot armor can be revoked at any time...

  • @chompyturtle
    @chompyturtle ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the best pitch meeting I've seen in a while I was laughing the entire time

  • @JohnDoe-iq5xv
    @JohnDoe-iq5xv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:41 absolute genius (fr die slow ones: he is clone of him self)

  • @danielmendez1893
    @danielmendez1893 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I like how raptors are as fast as cars, and also have the endurance to chase them from a city all the way to the coast. So fun.

    • @justhorsinaround8294
      @justhorsinaround8294 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Unless they're chasing a main character on foot, then they can hardly keep up.

    • @Adrianglumanda
      @Adrianglumanda ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair, Malta is so tiny, that actually isn't far

    • @hollybock8463
      @hollybock8463 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were genetically modified military hybrid raptors so that’s pretty plausible to me plus chasing their target literally becomes their sole focus.

    • @danielmendez1893
      @danielmendez1893 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hollybock8463 “genetically modified military hybrid raptors” you typed that and you were cool with it 😂

  • @juanjesusligero391
    @juanjesusligero391 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    The new "Hey shut up" made me laugh a lot, but then I realized it's probably going to replace the good old "I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about that" and "Okay, let me get off of that thing."
    Please Ryan, don't do that, they can coexist! Like humans, dinosaurs and locusts!

    • @logicfirst1041
      @logicfirst1041 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lol I was thinking the same thing. I'm going to have to go back and re-watch some old episodes though, I think that might be my favorite "doing ____ is tight" moment, had to pause I was laughing so hard

    • @juanjesusligero391
      @juanjesusligero391 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@logicfirst1041 Rewatching old episodes of Pitch Meeting is tight!

    • @dahdoc1614
      @dahdoc1614 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah that hey shut up was brilliantly executed and caught me off guard!

    • @dabatman5187
      @dabatman5187 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good news,they both co exist like the humans and Dino’s somehow

    • @edwardjohnson6744
      @edwardjohnson6744 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I've heard both on the sane video. I think Hey shut up is much funnier though.

  • @TheRealMrMustache
    @TheRealMrMustache ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I saw this I had absolutely no idea who the new CEO was and genuinely thought the writers were poorly attempting to make a Tim Cook analogy

  • @TravisRichey
    @TravisRichey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oof, just saw this movie on a plane ride, and when I landed I immediately came here to watch. You were far too generous in your critique, sir. But I guess then this video would have been half an hour long… so I guess good job editing yourself 😬
    ~Trav

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk ปีที่แล้ว +44

    ‘Giving birth to yourself is tight!’
    Suddenly the Ryanverse makes so much more sense, and it’s way too scary to comprehend

  • @raymiller934
    @raymiller934 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I loved the fact that he brought up Owen lassoing and wrestling the 8000lb Dino in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

    • @teslaromans1023
      @teslaromans1023 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      For real. His wrists should have snapped like twigs when trying to hold down the Para

    • @mrb2349
      @mrb2349 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed. We humans are severely overestimating our strength.

    • @FeralSparky
      @FeralSparky ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@patrickkearney8774 You can tell they are just in a pool with heated water with how they got out of that "ice"

    • @hazardeur
      @hazardeur ปีที่แล้ว

      my friend and me walked out of the cinema right at that moment. we knew it's gonna be stupid but we were not prepared for that level of stupendous stupidity

  • @micaheberz6020
    @micaheberz6020 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm glad i'm not the only one who saw all the apple references

  • @lidlonez
    @lidlonez ปีที่แล้ว

    You sir have a nice day, awesome video cracked me up :P

  • @TheBoondocksaint117
    @TheBoondocksaint117 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Wow. I did not think the Clone girl subplot could get dumber, but holy cow, they doubled-down on the stupidity. So glad I didn't go see this and instead waited for Ryan and Ryan to tell me all about it.

    • @nic4319
      @nic4319 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      are you insinuating that there's two Ryans ? can't you see these are two different ppl ? 🙄

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly, her reveal about her true origin was the one of the better parts of the movie. Take that for what you will. As a Canadian, the cardinal sin was dinosaurs covered in snow (ectotherms do NOT live in cold climates) and snow that doesn't get footprints when you walk on it. I'm sure more subtropical/tropical locations won't be bothered by this as much though.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MrBrock314 It's established in original Jurassic Park that dinosaurs were warm blooded. Also watch Prehistoric Planet for the most scientifically accurate portraits of dinosaurs to date, including living in cold environments.

    • @princevermilion8799
      @princevermilion8799 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ExtremeMadnessX Exactly what I was going to say lol, dinosaurs are not ectotherms and are actually mesotherms, which are just animals that can regulate their own body heat but cant do it to the same degree mammals and modern, non-avian dinosaurs can. There are many dinosaurs that lived in cold climates in the past including yutyrannus, pachyrhinosaurins and leaellynasaura.

    • @Wade_Tyler
      @Wade_Tyler ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maisie and Omega from Bad Batch would get along fine.

  • @arkeiou_
    @arkeiou_ ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Relying on nostalgia is super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @joshuaheidenreich5925
    @joshuaheidenreich5925 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember going to see this movie with some friends, me and one other friend just kept on making random and obscure mario references throughout the entire film

  • @algorerhythm7663
    @algorerhythm7663 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great characters, do some more in different settings! Awesome!

  • @maddinpictures3102
    @maddinpictures3102 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Weird thing is, my mom predicted this movie over 20 years ago. We saw a giant locust in Turkiye and she yelled "Like in Jurassic Park!" ...
    well, here we are.

    • @MIrfanPerdana
      @MIrfanPerdana ปีที่แล้ว

      Was your mom one of the screenwriters for this movie?

    • @maddinpictures3102
      @maddinpictures3102 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MIrfanPerdana Probably not, but maybe one of them was in the bus with us where that beast flew around ;);

  • @STORYTXLLXR
    @STORYTXLLXR ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “It’s okay sir I forgive you :)” that killed me hahahaha

  • @reignman30
    @reignman30 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Main character out runs dino for about 10 minutes on foot and then 2 scenes later another main character can't outrun the same dino on a motorcycle, which then catches a plane taking off.

  • @DhakaiyaHunter
    @DhakaiyaHunter ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    Watching a pitch meeting without watching the actual movie is TIGHT!
    Edit : Thank you all for 1k likes and all these awesome replies. I truly appreciate it!

    • @niall2236
      @niall2236 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I personally credit Ryan with saving me from watching dozens of awful movies!

    • @King_Vangelis
      @King_Vangelis ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh yeah it is

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      YES SIR INDEED

    • @DhakaiyaHunter
      @DhakaiyaHunter ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@niall2236 agreed... But watching horrible movies after watching pitch meeting video of that movie increases the entertainment factor. Try it, I think you’ll enjoy some movies.

    • @silk1435
      @silk1435 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was really hesitant about going to see this one, I don't think the Pitch Meeting helped. Although the last movie I watched was Maverick, and that is brilliant
      Edit: 49 seconds and I get a like wtf is happening

  • @nightwalker5958
    @nightwalker5958 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    “That’ll teach that dinosaur to…be a dinosaur!”
    “You got him, sir!”

  • @Chinstrap-99
    @Chinstrap-99 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loved it! Great job Ryan!!

  • @nelsonparsifalcantebury5083
    @nelsonparsifalcantebury5083 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve ignored these pitch meeting videos for years. No more.

  • @delugesofgrandeur
    @delugesofgrandeur ปีที่แล้ว +409

    The series of back and forth "What?"'s was what made me laugh out loud. Incredible that Ryan can still make these at such a high quality after all this time. You are awesome.

    • @mcgeethetree3858
      @mcgeethetree3858 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Was I alone in expecting a baby with Ryan's face to do the final "what?"

    • @TCallier
      @TCallier ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true. This guy never disappoints. Rather watch ten of these in a row than ANY movie that’s come out in the past few years. Last good movie was Joker IMO.

    • @delugesofgrandeur
      @delugesofgrandeur ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TCallier I can't speak on Joker, but Pitch Meetings is how I gain my movie pop culture relevance nowadays.

  • @skteosk
    @skteosk ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "That'll teach him for...being a dinosaur." (Honestly, the climax of the movie is two big dinosaurs killing another big dinosaur while the main characters just walk off with disinterest and we're supposed to...admire the effects?)
    Spot on as ever, sir!

    • @teslaromans1023
      @teslaromans1023 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That sequence felt sooooo pointless and contrived. Somehow the only plan for emergency was to gather all the animals in the main compound ? Not even a dedicated Dino place ? And the dinosaur battle had literally nothing to do with the main story unlike the first…

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@teslaromans1023 oh making dinosaurs into horror film types of monsters instead of the humans who are clearly the monsters in this film is tight !!!!!

    • @stonetic2515
      @stonetic2515 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "A big dinosaur is going to eat all the main characters but then a different dinosaur shows up and fights it" is about 80% of all JP endingss.

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro ปีที่แล้ว

      That was one of the highlights of the movie though, after so much bs it was nice to see them do something right

    • @jase276
      @jase276 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stonetic2515 Though the difference in this ending was that the dinosaurs didn't even care about the main characters. They had beef with each other and the main cast just happened to be there but were ignored anyways. They were seriously only getting themselves in harm's way by not just running AWAY from the fighting dinos.

  • @falcon8467
    @falcon8467 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These pitch meetings are way too good!

  • @checkcheck428
    @checkcheck428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:58 It took me a few rewatches but I see what you did there

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Love it when Blue cornered Owen, winked, and said “It’s morbin time” before eating his face

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's gonna be the new "did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day" isn't it? XD