Everything Wrong With Jurassic Park III In 15 Minutes Or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 มิ.ย. 2015
- Yep. Of course we did the third one this week as well. We're not stupid. However, several people involved with the making of Jurassic Park III WERE. Here are its sins.
Next week: song-y sins and animated sins.
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Deserved un-sin: the flare gun would still work because the flares themselves are completely sealed. They work under water and in the rain. *reverse ding*
common sense does not apply. (re-ding)
Also gas tank was punctured that's why the river was on fire.
Yeah most people don't seem to know that
Also.. It's actually MUCH more likely the kid could survive vs big groups, he can lay low, be stealthy and not be a target, he's smart
Some dumb kid would get eaten right away, sure
But has familiar with their habits, has a concealed base and food.. It's really not a big stretch compared to the retards in 2 practically putting out an all you can eat sign
Also they're not on a private jet....turbo prop maybe
@Enigma6344 It would. A flare gun is a simple design. It really only needs to lock up tight after closing and provide enough spring tension for the hammer to pop the primer and fire it. They are designed to work under extreme conditions because those are usually the conditions a person needs a flare gun.
Woah, woah, woah. Not even ONE sin for the Spino killing the T-Rex? Jeez, I thought EVERYONE hated that scene.
grandpagohan1 I legit cried when I first saw that as a kid. I hated the Spino.
Beth H For me, the Spinosaurus went from a dinosaur who was pretty cool, to the single most hated character in a movie I've even seen. Not just "Oh, booo, it's the villain", but sheer "Fuck everything about this fucker!". Whoever greenlight that fight needs to be punched in the dick or the boob, depending on what hurts more.
Beth H For me, Spino was, and always will be, much more badass. Fuck t-rex. Fucking massive-headed emu. Hell, even 2014 spino is more badass than t-rex
Magmafrost13 And that's your opinion. If you like the fish-eater, go ahead. It was still stupidly handled in the movie.
grandpagohan1 Thank you! I don't care if others like the Spino. T-Rex will always be the best to me.
“All dinosaurs must stalk their prey slowly in fear of the movie ending early”
Lmfao
Not a dinosaur though
Why didn't you sin when grant saw the 'new' raptor in his dream and not the old one which he had seen already?
That's the problem I had with this film. The Raptor talking to Alan in his dream was excusable since dreams are known to be out of the ordinary. I've had several dreams that could never really happen. But, the fact that the Raptor he saw in his dream was one that he had never seen until later in the film is something I could never forgive about Jurassic Park III. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
I noticed that as well
You know what dreams are like
They cut an opening scene where he was trying to teach a parrot to say his name, the dream sequence was meant to pay that off
Maybe that's a hint that those raptors exist only in Dr.Grant's imagination, and actually the whole franchise is just a series of dreams.
Or maybe it's just a sin, WHO KNOWS?
In all these years I've still never gotten over that Raptor dream. Wtf was that about
Raptor PTSD?
musicf3b The guys who made the movie tried to say : "Fuck you".
It's like when in "Conspiracies" Jack dreams about the Rakoshi and they all start chanting at him that you're one of us.
musicf3b I always thought it was that Alan fears the raptors and is scared of how smart they can get. Like maybe they can adapt to how humans can talk and mimic us.
So, he fears the raptors more than the T-rex's and other ones.
And I liked Jurassic Park 3.
:D
CTROCK20 You like Jurassic Pile of Shit 3?! It's the worst. You can check my video and it'll explain you why.
2:15 I hate to be that guy but archaeology is the study of cultural history and ancient human culture, whereas this is paleontology.
This is not sexy archeology,
It’s sexy paleontology
As an archaeology student, i was looking for this comment :D
It's Cinema sins, don't expect much from him
Ross approves
You dont have to be intelligent to point out someones disintelligence durr
DING!
3:05. Jurassic Park starts with a scene showing a raptor killing a worker. The Lost World starts with the little girl getting attacked by a flock of Procompsognathus. This is actually the first movie in the franchise where the first dinosaurs we physically see are herbivores. Although it is strongly implied the Spinosaurus attacked the boat in the first scene even though we didn't actually see it.
All these sins and I still love this entire franchise.
Fun to watch. Would have been even better without the stupid swearing.
@TG Exactly! Finally someone who sees that profanity is unnecessary in a film!
Yes! TWO someone's who agree! 😁
@@TG-ix9id it was very mild
@@nolan4826 Mild? I guess these days it is. None would be much, much better
*A L A N*
*H O P E Y O U C A N S W I M*
Sam Pappadellis why did I HEAR that 😂
Im two years late darn it
Fun fact, the Rex v Spino fight was originally going to be longer, AND with animatronics!
...Until the Rex robot accidentally got decapitated by the Spino. Whoops!
really?interesting
@@votpavel very interesting
Lmao imagine their reactions when it broke
@Reagan Doll The Spino animatronic was much heavier than the T-Rex one, and apparently it fell on the T-Rex one and crushed it.
Thoralmir they did it CGI
The velociraptor saying “Alan” would make more sense if it was the one from Jurassic Park.
Or if they kept the deleted scene where he sees a video of them
1) yes, things CAN sound bigger
2) the "not moving a muscle thing" probably meant "dont alert it that we're alive" once the t rex was alerted, it didn't make sense to not run away. At least, that's how I always saw it when I was younger
The way I see it, the Rex likely knew they were all alive and looking at them. Because dinos are quite unfamiliar with humans, it was likely contemplating what exactly was standing behind it's kill; the first Rex from the first Jurassic Park probably wouldn't have bothered the jeeps either, if it weren't for the passengers making themselves out as possible prey items.
He also would have gotten trampled if he continued standing still
@@michaeldaniels642 That and he made a split second decision, so it's pretty hard to fault him here.
I see this comment is old but I still would like to mention that the reason he told them not to move is because the t-rex (in the movie) is only able to see you clearly if you move. I'm not sure if it was said in the movie, but I know it was said in the Jurassic Park book that the amphibian DNA used to help bring the dinosaurs back messed with their visual cortices. Basically, amphibians (like frogs, toads, salamanders, etc.) are only able to see clearly if they sense movement.
@@trevorleder Yeah, I think a lot of modern day predators have vision that is extra sensitive to movement to track prey
When chased by a dinosaur always remember the golden rule: You don't need to be the fastest. You only need to be faster than the last in line.
Always bring a cripple, that way you have a 99% of escaping
Why did you take your shoes off, you can't run from a bear i don't need to i just need to run faster than you.
Thats literally one of ARKs loading screen tips lol
Well fuck, I'm screwed then. I've been the last in line all my life except for graduating high school. I was the second to last in my class then.
That's why you always kidnap a kid when hiking and then return them later.That way you can use the kid to distract an animal if it tries to attack and the kid's death will look accidental, so you will get off scot free.
“Coopers a professional he can handle himself” was the biggest sin in the movie 😂
RIGHT?! xD
It’s my favourite Meme line in the movie. Cooper went one v one against a Dino that beat the T-Rex and all he got was a few cuts and a bad arm. The only real reason he died was that he tried to get the plane to stop. But if he just kept running around he would’ve probably lost the Spino. Cooper was definitely a professional and could handle himself.
Rude
@@coopergillam6442 you are a professional, you can handle yourself. XD
Maybe he should of had a grande launcher or a Bazooka
Alan: "its a bird cage"
Amanda: "for what?"
Me: "for parrots. what did you expect? youre on an island full of dinosaurs. youve never heard of pterodactyls?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
Pteranadon and neither of those are dinosaurs
@@gamerman7466 i know theyre not dinosaurs, but theyre still on the island.
You spelled Pteranodon wrong btw
i mean amanda never heard about dinos that much xd
This was my favourite movie as a kid. I just remember being obsessed with the spinosaurus. As a kid who loved Dinosaurs, it was shocking for me to see something that was stronger than a T. rex. For all it flaws, I will always love JP3
Anyone who knows anything about modern paleo knows spino would get its butt kicked by rex!
I completely relate. The vibe of the whole movie just brings me a certain nostalgia
Hey I’m not saying you can’t like the movie, I’m just saying the T.rex would kick (or in this case bite) the spinos butt!
the first bite by the rex wouldve ended the fight
@@Max_attack1234nope cry more
Jeremy says Archaeology, even though archaeology only deals with ancient humans. Paleontology deals with ancient animals.
*Ding*
Was just about to say this lol
Also he says pterodactyls are dinosaurs, when in fact they're actually flying reptiles.
Glen Gonzalez And the fact that there are no such things as Pterodactyls, those are actually pterandons
Ding Ding
dennis degas Those are pteranodons not doubt, but pterodactyls most certainly existed just look them up.
Ding ding ding
Pterodactyl is not an animal, Pterodactylus is...
Ding Ding Ding Ding
Hey the black guy does not die first so that's a plus
Oh damn true. I never noticed
Yeah nobody says anything when white guy dies but everybody screams racist when Black guy dies
cocoduck not really
cocoduck I don’t care who dies tbh as long as there’s action and gore, it’s a good Jurassic park movie.
@@cocoduck7745 You sound like a racist.
You forgot one. When Alan says it's a bird cage and Amanda asks "For what?" 😂
It’s obviously for canaries
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She meant for what dinosaur in case you're too brainless to understand.
I remember watching the movie and being so damn frustrated by them constantly yelling through the whole damn movie. What on Earth is going through their heads for them to think that is a good idea??!!!
"This guy didn't even graduate from the Prometheus school of running away from things"
Actually, I think he graduated at the top of the class.
He graduated from the Horror School of standing still in front of dangerous things instead of running
MYHC I think _Shout Hello After Hearing a Loud Noise_ was his major
‘Wouldn’t he have been more likely to go with the true story rather than the lie?’
Probably not. Had they told the truth Grant would’ve known they planned to land on the island to search for their kid, and would have refused. The crux of their plan was that Grant wouldn’t know they were going to land until he was already on the plane. We can assume from how angry he gets that he wouldn’t have considered helping if he knew they were going to land. By telling him they were just dinosaur enthusiasts who wanted a guide they had him thinking they were just going to fly over, so he agreed.
Ironically, telling him the truth would prevent the events of this movie from occurring while Eric would still be rescued.
Grant could have used his connections to the State Department via Ellie's husband to _at least_ get a military crew dispatched to the island to rescue him.
@@declannewton2556 I doubt it. Who would expect a kid to survive on the island?
@@nicholase2868 They don't reaply go that in-depth into it. I suppose that it would be a tad unbelievable after the couple dozen "Marlboro men" from the last film got picked off very easily.
@@nicholase2868 exactly, he would for sure say "lol, I won't go there, this kid is fucking dead, for sure"
True, we even see him begin pointing out the dinosaurs and describing them from the plane window before he realizes they’re about to land and gets knocked out
Wrong: Herbivores are more likely to fight for territory than carnivores, they can take the risk. Herbivores can still find food if injured, if a carnivore is injured badly it'll starve.
Herbivores are more likely to be predated on if injured tho
Actually there are dozens of animals in the fossil record that have sustained horrific injuries, but managed to survive
Since the kid recognizes the ringing cell phone as his dads sat phone, this implies that a guy that runs a paint and tile store owns a sat phone, for some reason.
No lie...I was one of the Marines at the end driving the Amtrak!!
They filmed the ending on Kawaii and we were on set for 4 days...food and lodging and they paid us as extras too. It was interesting to see how it all works...for the most part it was four days of play for us though....clearly we didnt have a big scene...
The Marines that run on the beach and then stand there like goofballs was the 3rd Marines out of Kaneohe Bay...
Fun fact: we actually ran through this one scene like 11 times...we thought it was ridiculous but hey, we were getting paid and not on base!!!
Semper Fi!!!
Right...
@@notallopinionswerecreatede4465 His story is too complicated to be fake
Oh, that's so cool! I wasn't born when the original but when I watch it again I will make sure to look out! Also great job making it into JPIII
@@awmmusicofficial8014 Exactly, too complicated to be true. But meh, I really don't care enough about the movie to be arguing about it. Cheers.
That's so freaking awesome 🐲
OH LOOK - Jurassic World :Fallen Kingdom, has a dinosaur DNA smuggling sub plot. You called it 3 years ago!
Oliver Shea actually he called it since the first JW because Henry Wu took his suitcase containing what he needed to make the Indoraptor (besides the Indominus Tooth) and went in a helicopter after the Indominus pretty much ruined everything to more or less Lockwood’s estate to meet up with Mills
Oliver Shea don't forget when the fat guy tried to steal the DNA in the first Jurrassic Park
The people who made this movie were so preoccupied on whether or not they could, they didn’t stop and think if they should.
Basically with a plot like this, they shouldn’t have made this movie in the first place 😂
You know I would actually like to see the 8 weeks that the boy has spent on that island. Think how cool that would be. Then Dr Grant and Sattler (still a couple) show up with the Navy to rescue the kid. That would be awesome.
to be fair, the original script was about teens stuck in the island, and this is the exact plot of Camp Cretaceous, the animated Jurassic Park show on Netflix
Bro, there's actually a book based on the 8 weeks Eric is alone on the Island, i read it as a kid and thought it was dope. Goes through a fair amount of shit. I forget the name get researching!
I think Jurassic World ignores Lost World and Jurassic Park 3. It's just a sequel to Jurassic Park
Jon Winkler your correct and even the t rex in the first movie is going to be in Jurassic World
Jack of All Vamps if he gets killed off in the first half hour, I'm walking out of that movie
Jon Winkler actully a she but i hear its going to nuts in the movie
Jon Winkler I think somewhere on the promotional site, those Pteranodons at the end got a mention actually. Something about them being shot down.
Jon Winkler
No, it doesn't. The guy Vincent D'onofrio plays in World got famous for shooting the pterodactyls that fled at the end of JP3 over Canada.
Palaeontology, mate. Not archaeology
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Also, Pterosaurs (Pteranodon) not fucking pterodactyls ffs
***** No. It's like saying football is a sub-division of tennis. And also, pterodactyl = pterosaur BUT pteranodon =/= pterodactyl. Pterosauria is the name of the order.
Also, no Mosasaurus is not Ichthyosaurus. They're both different genus, in different families: Mosasauridae and Ichthyosauridae.
I actually learned something from a TH-cam comment. Kudos, sir.
It's funny there was actually a alternate ending where instead of the pterodactyls flying to freedom you see them flying towards the helicopter
@13:43 he “called for help” and then the choppers could be heard. We are being led to believe that the raptors think reinforcements are coming and really just want their eggs back not to start a fight so they skirted out. Still kind of a stretch but I’m sinning you anyway. *ding*
You forgot one sin at the vending machine part. The food is probably expired by then
NTR You know, I never thought of that, and if that's the case, these people should be crapping or throwing up lol
NTR Mapping Not sure what kind of food you're used to getting from vending machines, but normally it's just soda, chips and candy. At worst it'd just be stale. It's not like there's cheese and chicken in there.
+NTR Mapping Not really they're probably just like chips they would probably be stale but not expired cause that shit has loads of preservatives
+NTR Mapping It may have twinkies in it.
+xXFatalBlowXx “xXPowerShotXx” Not to mention that as long as a container remains sealed then food inside won't spoil. it may taste funny but it won't be "bad"
God creates Dinosaurs
God kills Dinosaurs
God creates man
Man kills god
Man creates dinosaurs
Jurassic World creates overused CGI
CGI kills Jurassic Park franchise.
So with that...
Welcome
To Jurassic World
Of CGI
High Commander Xen[NovemberRedFilms] your ignorance is astounding, truly astounding
Jurassic Worlds going to be hella better then the pieces of shit they call Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 the real question is can it outdo the first film
Sam Littlefield You hit the nail on the head my friend :)
Agreed.
Im only joking.
I just have a problem with Overused CGI in a movie franchise famous for animatronics
Oh and tamed raptors.
Tamed.....Raptors
It would make sense for the plant eating good dinos to be visible at first since they don't hunt anything and don't have to stay hidden.
Exactly. Like when you go on safari in Africa, do you see plains full of lions and leopards? No, you see gazelles and giraffes. The predators are small in number and waiting out of sight.
How did you forget to say that the food in vending machine, would be edible to eat?
Enough preservatives to last 100 years.
When you're starving your food standards go way down 😆
I mean it is packaged food, which I’d imagine can last a very long time without expiring
I was so mad at this movie when they killed off the t-rex...the fuck?!
Chris Fowerbaugh They didn't just kill it off either, they made it look like a joke! That always bugged me alot with this movie.
Chris Fowerbaugh +1 sin for killing the greatest dino in the franchise *ding*
Chris Fowerbaugh The Rex should have came outta nowhere and killed the Spinosaurous in the end. *"Gotcha bitch!"*.
Chris Fowerbaugh Remember when my son first saw that scene. He was 6. All the other movies... people and dinosaurs being eaten, he didn't care. That spinosaurouse killing the t-rex. Wow, he ran out of the room crying with his fingers in his ears. The scene was just that bad...
I'm hoping jirassic world would fix that by having the orginal t rex from the first movie kill the hybrid dinosaures which most likly will happen
am i the only one who absolutely loved the darth maulasarus part?
***** Ceratosaurus relized it's too good for this shit.
***** Nah. I thought it was pretty funny too
Alyssa Patti Darth Vader.
StupendousRex Bondoc ??
***** in The Lost World(Crichton's not Doyle's) Ceratosaurus' were able to blend into their environment like chameleons. There was so much potential for them that was thrown away. The plot from the second book was so much better than the plot for the 2nd and 3rd movies. I would recommend reading the books for any JP fan.
😂 😂 that scene lost me at “those are herbivores they really wouldn’t be interested in fighting” 😂 he’s a like 4. I could see grant being like that as a dad probably why they didn’t get married, she wanted kids and he didn’t but they should have gotten married.
She married a lawyer, didn't she? I guess Donald Gennaro won the girl.
"The T-virus?" Really? Not the "T Rex virus?" Ya dropped the ball on that one
3:34
No kidding, that is _extremely_ racist. As a white man, I am insulted that I am apparently not as tasty as a black guy.
+AkuTenshiiZero White guys just need more salt, carry some salt with you and all the murderous psycho monsters will chose you over the Kuntucy Fried Black Guy
+AkuTenshiiZero Everyone knows that a kid will eat the middle of the Oreo first and save the chocolate cookie for last.
+AkuTenshiiZero naybe the dinosaurs only like dark meat
tmac tmac really they do not know what's a black person is in head it food.
on another note, why is the talking raptor reguarded as the low point in the franchise? its clearly the gymnastic raptor- take down from the lost world. Who else agrees?
Everything. Everything was wrong with Jurassic Park 3. Every minute I spent enduring it was accompanied by the tortured screams of my childhood being torn apart by dream sequence talking raptors.
I just watched it recently it wasn't that bad
I never saw the lost world I always assumed this was the second one when I was a kid and I liked it just fine
Bleeters Its way better than the second one. Jurassic Park will follow the same pattern as Indiana Jones' series - Instant classic, shit, return to form, shit reboot.
Bleeters i think the talking raptor scene was the high-point of the movie. very daring, very avant-garde.
Bleeters I'm lucky i watched it as a kid - all that mattered to me was that there were dinosaurs on screen.
In fact, we can make a sin count of CinemaSins to add a *ting* to perfectly explained and valid scenarios.
I always wondered how the hell Billy was already on the chopper and patched up recovering when they literally just got there 😂
Darth Maulasaur XD.
Jackson Hood 2.0 That's Ceratosaurus for the guys who are not Dino nerds.
Jackson Hood 2.0 I know. Just saying.
Jackson Hood 2.0 Alright.
StupendousRex Bondoc I didn't know, thanks!
***** Who will afterwards train and be betrayed by Anadactyl Skywalker.
I'm adding on sins every time he says "private jet" when it's clearly a private PLANE. CinemaSins is terrible at their "job"
SciGuy Um, yeah I think I see the point you're making that it wasn't a jet but... a jet is a plane...
Eric Kiltz jets may be planes but planes aren't jets! (Also somehow I typed jwts and my autocorrect said mega. Just... I don't even know why autocorrect exists if it will always mess up!)
Who cares jets planes whatever. You know what he meant. I'm sure he isn't thinking oh yea make I say plane not jet before they call me out of it. Yes more worried about the movie. Plus many people say that way not realizing it's wrong but people know what they're talking about
Then again, most people don't say "Private plane" they say "Private jet"
And private planes are also much less common than private jets
but you would still be amazing at CinemaSins for that tiny detail
I will give you a sin for not realizing that those 2 thing's in common is that both go in the air....and nobody gibes a shit about that thing.
Completely glossed over the part where at the end there's this random guy in a suit that got there seemingly magically just to make the marine and navy entrance that much more dramatic
😂
I’m watching this movie now and I was like..
I wonder what would be wrong with this movie in 15 minutes. Literally came straight to this video 😂😂😂
Jurassic Park - Man playing God with the power of genetics
The Lost World Jurassic Park - How environmentalism should work and ethical questions about cleaning up the mess of the misuse of the powers of humanity
Jurassic World - Questions on consumerism and capitalism
Jurassic Park 3 - People running from dinosaurs
Jurassic Park 3 is actually a stark reminder to what Ingen and Hammond created, and proves that Grant can't erase the dinosaurs by ignoring them, life even found a way when the Pteranodons escaped.
Riot Breaker No
Enrico Sarmiento/ and Jurassic world fallen kingdom-illegal trade and misuse of genetics
Riot Breaker actualy, no.
All the things you see in this movie was ereased, spinosaurs only care to chase the protagonists for nothing even he eats fish, not people, this just was to save a kid and survive the island, everyone in the movies didin't even know this happend, it dosent helps the Franchise even it makes more questions.
All of them are about human stupidity and human mistakes/greed.
You forgot: "why the fucking fuck is the spirosaurus following the expedition?!?!!!!!!"
xD
Joachim Divko He wants them to pick up the phone.
ShadicRothZz1998 ROFL
3DSDF I can just imagine the look on its face when it pooped it out still vibrating.
We should have stayed in the damn plane.
Erik Koeneman
Worse than pissing out kidney stones.
Ok, I haven't watched this movie in a while, and I forgot about the vision where the raptor was on the plane, it scared me pretty bad.
The laugh on the "Restricted" just broke me hahaha
I firmly believe that *RESTRICTED* was meant to indicate the film's MPAA rating, meaning rated R. I remember the first time I saw it in theaters with my dad. When that word came up on the screen at the start of the film, I was like, "Uh-oh. I think this movie is rated R and not PG-13." I don't know if those were my exact words spoken, but that was the gist of it.
To be fair, Alan wasn't lying when he said nothing could convince him to go on the island. He was tricked, he never had any intention of landing, only doing some fly-overs.
Wow he was right. Jurassic World DID have someone wanting something dino-related from the island. It was that one military guy who wanted to use the raptors to flush out terrorists.
so true!
Also, Henry Wu escapes the island with the dinosaur embryos.
+Tomsk Bromley (TheFeatheredTRex) He's also the only one to succeed in smuggling stuff of the island(s).
And who wanted I-Rex DNA
apart from that, i'm pretty sure they would have embryos stored somewhere else as well.
I remember that there were quite a few disappointed groans in the theatre when we found out Ellie and Alan weren’t together.
There's actually a book released about what Eric and the 8 weeks he went through alone on the Island, I read as a kid and I enjoyed it back then. can't remember the name!
You totally nailed the smuggling out of the park prediction for Jurassic World . Don't want to say more for spoiler purposes, but that's freaking ridiculous
Hello Generic I was just thinking the same thing
Wait no I JUST saw Jurassic World, and no one was trying to smuggle anything the whole movie! What are you referring to?
*SPOILER*
If i recall correctly the asian guy (forgot his name) put the indominus rex embryo's into his suitcase before leaving the park on the helicopter.
Justin You
SPOILER
Your right. He was never killed and Hoskins sent him off the island with Embryos a little while before everyone started prepping to hunt down the Indominus Rex
OfDaSouth also, the miltary guy was trying to steal the raptors from owen
"no force on heaven or earth will get me on that island" except money, because money's from hell and didn't say nothing about hell
Also, the kid. After Tim and Lex (well, Tim, at least), he's all about rescuing kids
Lol so true
lucas 8261 Sam Neil goes to the island on the word that William Macy will pay him big time bucks. He should have said he’ll take half up front and the rest when he finds the couple’s son; then again there’d be no movie in the first place, right?
Lawrence Bittke he didn't know it was a rescue mission
A much more interesting premise for JP3 (in my opinion) would have been if Dr. Grant's assistance was requested to help address the problems being caused on the mainland due to the dinosaurs that escaped from Isla Nublar. That topic was never really explored in any depth in the books.
The fact that the couple made something up instead of telling the truth, and Grant fell for it AND went the the island, drove me crazy.
HONESTLY! Like he wouldn't go to study dinos but he'd go for their stupid fake story? I'm sure he would have been WAY more inclined to go if they had told him their SON was missing among a bunch of terrifying carnivores.
Title: Everything Wrong with Jurassic Park III In 15 minutes or less
Me: sir I’m pretty sure that’s 16 minutes...
Serious question. How many movies do you watch per day to keep this channel going?
they probably watch 1-2 per week depending on their upload schedule that month. I'm sure in the beginning it was the biggest grind but they have a crew now which is healthier so he doesn't lose his mind- more than he already has 😜
I wondered that too!
ALAN... ALAAAN!
WHAT!?
Alan Lozano wake up!... ah no, that's Alan Wake :\
José Mellinas *Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!!*
José Mellinas That always scares the shit out of me. Don't know why.
José Mellinas Imagine being Allan : "HOLY SHIT TALKING RAPTOR NEXT TO ME !" That's some next level Dream Trip .
Remove a sin for the fire being lit beneath the spinosaur; the damage inflicted to watercraft included an oil and fuel leak and, since natural gas is lighter than water, it'll float to the surface and wait to be lit or evaporated. :/
"Wouldn't he have been more like to go with the true story rather than a lie?"
Yeah, no because it's mathmatically impossible for a kid to survive that long on dinosaur island...
The music in these movies is fukin AMAZING.
GeoGal TwoThousandFive isn't it😍😍😍thans to john Williams❤❤❤
John Williams man... John Williams
Yea the scene where they enter the “hatchery” with the baby dinosaurs was well scored!
I didn’t expect someone to say good things about this movie other than me
There are a bunch of things that couldve killed the guys on the boat...including the spinosaurus
Saltwater, way out to sea, nah if it was that aquatic it could have swum to the mainland.
Um no
+Starblind11 Oh....and the pteranodons didnt fly to the mainland because......???
They were shut in their aviary until after the people went in there, clearly. The fact it directly contradicts JP2 is a whole other bunch of issues with this movie, but taking the movie alone, pterosaurs were shut in until after the aviary sequence.
Pterosaurs wouldn't fly to mainland because they would probably die before they even made it to the land. Some would make it to land, but not all
The whole domt move a muscle thing was actually brilliant and I was able to catch it at age 10. The rex roars after he says that, making it obvious that he in fact actually can see them, you can see Neil make a face before running as if Grant was saying "fucking science books get nothing right!"
More like he HEARD them.
More like, Alan moved his head over his disbelief of the stupidity of the others running away, and him moving his head gave away his position.
The end cuts are my favorite part. So good!
At least the mandatory kid was useful.
Looking at you Tim and Lex !
Leviathan the Sea Dragon but they were believeable as kids and what kids would do in the situation. but I guess some kids are more ballsy than others
Leviathan the Sea Dragon Tim and lex vs the raptors in the kitchen is one of the best scenes created in a pg13 movie. shame raptors are dumb doggies next movie:(
Well , Tim was kinda good some times (except the Fence) . But Lex ... Seriously ...
Well , I kind of enjoyed the Kitchen part . I still don't get how Lex and Tim were able to fend off the Raptors , but hey that was cool . Compensates for the Unnecessary crying .
Leviathan the Sea Dragon Tim was fucking useless, when lex was doing shit on the computer and the other people were trying to grab the gun, what was tim doing? Not helping anyone and standing around like an idiot.
The Reason the Water caught on fire was because the gasoline from the boat got punctured and the Oil leaked out from it
That doesn’t make it any better
Rick Hunter YES IT DOES :/
@@rickhunter6513 yes because gasoline Lights no matter what its in
1:25 Can we talk about how he *EXACTLY* predicted Mark and Ellie's future in Dominion?
Like you said about reasons for raptors to attack for no reason, it was mentioned raptors killed just to kill in the original book.
I actually really liked this movie. I mean, the 1993 original will always be my favourite, but thought that the third movie was pretty darn good. Very watchable, IMO. I don't get all the hate.
Thank you I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this.
I used to like this as a kid, granite was the only movie we had on DVD, I believe we have the original on VHS. I don't hate that movie I just don't think it's that great and compared to the other movies it is just the weakest of the series.
For me the third film just felt like a longwinded subplot, as if Alan, Lex and Tim got their own movie about their trek back to the visitors center.
I just watched it. I love it!
They hate the movie cuz their precious T rex died🤧😂
Who wanted Tea Leoni’s character (Amanda) dead already after only 5 minutes of her screen time?
I accidentally read scream time, so I guess that means I feel the same as you.
Totally!
yup. both of em infact. Most unlikely couple ever. no chemistry
David Duchovny
Not me. 1 minute was all it took. She and that guy who plays the president in Independence Day worst actors I have ever seen. Awful emoting.
They forgot to sin the fact Grant has nightmares about a raptor with a design he has never seen before.
My only attachment to this movie is that it was the first Jurassic park movie I saw in theaters as a kid. And for a long span of time I would put this movie on to fall asleep to very often in middle school. Not the best, but my most comforting.
As for the "it sounds bigger" part, have you ever heard a large dog bark without seeing it? Big dogs sound large due to the depth and resonance of their bark. Same thing goes here. Anyone agree?
Nope. Bears don't roar and some little people have really big mouths
As someone from San Diego, pterodactyl's did NOT bring their winged fury down on us
I would like to download the movie Jurassic Park 3 full movie
They couldn't land with all the needles and poop on the ground.
“For the 3rd movie in a row only the good Dino’s are visible at first”
The lost world; “am I a joke to you?”
Also add a sin for Allan seeing a raptor in his dreams even though he has never seen that type of raptor
At 5:26, when he slows down the bit where Amanda screams over Ben's corpse, her scream sounds like that video of a screaming goat.
Loved the Alan moment when he is dreaming, it is entirely possible and funny. I used to stop and watch that moment specifically when my son watched it ten times a week.
Alan: No force on Earth or Heaven can get me on that island.
Paul & Amanda: Hold my beer.
Nope, it was a private jet that wasn't in heaven or on the earth
It was in the sky
I always assumed that it was the spinosaurus that killed the guys on the boat in the beginning, because they're on the water and the water is where the spino hangs out
If you swim in a deep river,fully clothed AND with a full backpack, believe me:you are gonna drown!
Good point. I missed that one.
@@OniHelix them surviving the 300 km/h plane crash into the jungle was also worth mentioning.
@@Georgi_Slavov Jeremy already pointed that one out though.
Also, isnt most of the food in the vending machines expired?
NaSir Osorno exactly
Mmmmm 8 year old, unrefridgerated tuna sandwich!
In a movie, everything lasts forever apparently.
Would you eat expired food or nothing at all
Unless it was canned, nothing. It would make you violently ill, and dehydrate you via shitting yourself to death.
the biggest sin of THIS movie is that it wasnt directed by Speilberg so +1000sins
Neither was Jurassic World and that sucked too.
Romulan2469 jurassic World is the best movie of the world
Romulan2469 i havent seen JW but after JP3, i think ill leave the 4th installment alone
This is Darkside 154 JW clearly wasn't "the best movie of the world" but I respect your opinion.
It's not the best movie in the world, but it was a decent installment.
In german 4:33 is put better and plainer with Grant wondering what other Species Ingen were producing/creating.
This is still my favorite Jurrasic park/World movie. I love the cheesy parts, my favorite moment in the jurrasic franchise is when Alan is dreaming of the raptor🤣
Alan.... Alan!
who else laughed at the part with the raptor on the plane *Alan*
Everyone did.
Rainbowsmoothie 190603 ,
Out of oops
Samuel L Jackson...who got LUNCHED in the first JP movie. :O :/
Critic
Kid lasts 8 weeks and that bothers people? “Hudson!!!! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training!” They mostly come at night, mostly. And then there’s Robin Williams in Jumanji 🤣
You are a genius!
Honestly all of these piss me off
Kids are fucking indestructible in movies
“Well why don’t you put her in charge?!?”
The girl in Aliens survived alone in a colony in some random planet crowded with aliens and their queen
The title should be: How to ruin a movie that you so dearly loved from your childhood in 16 minutes.
@Red Skeleton What year was it made? Seems to me like you are only acting to be grown up.
Allen sees the new raptor design in his dream on the plane before he’s seen the new raptor design
1:00 Pteranodon! PTERANODON!!! Not fucking Pterodactyl!!!! Does no one know the difference between the Pteranodon and the Pterodactyl?! This is the same error you did in the last Cinema Sins. The Pterodactyl is considerally smaller animal.
This is the size of a Pteranodon relative to a human: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Pteranodon_scale.png
THIS is the size of a Pterodactyl relative to a human: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Pterodactylus_scale_mmartyniuk_wiki.png
And furthermore, neither the Pteranodon or Pterodactyl are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs don't fly. The flying reptiles are called pterosaurs.
Then explain why the raptors are much larger than they should be
FloppyFlapjak There's a funny story behind that. The "Velociraptors" in Jurassic Park were actually based on the much larger therapod dinosaur "Deinonychus", which has a different shaped skull to that of the Velociraptor. At the time when Crichton wrote Jurassic Park, the Deinonychus was known as "Velociraptor antirrhopus". Crichton acknowledges this in his book with Grant saying "Deinonychus is now considered one of the Velocirators", although in the book Wu identifies the creature as "Velocirator mongoliensis" which is the term applied only to the classic Velocirator.
The design in the Jurassic Park film was based on the Deinonychus, but the filmmakers upped the height of the dinosaurs considerably. Ironically, during the filming, the 2meter tall Utahraptor was discovered, which is a more closer match to the dinosaur depicted in the film. Of course we now know all three of those dinosaurs had feathers. If they ever remake Jurassic Park, I suggest they just rename the raptors "Utahraptors". They could even get away with using the designs from the previous films, just add feathers.
FloppyFlapjak even beyond logistical reasons, it can always be written off in the Jurassic park universe, that these are not dinosaurs. They are genetically engineered monsters with partially dinosaur dna.
Jarrah White On a scale of 1-28, why does this matter so much to you? I must know.
***** I know right! How DARE people know things! PFFT!
U missed a sin: at the start, you could have sinned then for going gliding 207 miles off Coasta Rica
good point. surely they could have found an open stretch of water closer to wherever they began this outing. just how close is the parasailing outfitter to dino island that they could get to it in a speed boat without being aware of the danger it poses? do they like wasting gas or do they just hate return customers? in Lost World the boat captain knew the island was bad news and he had a much larger vessel capable of crossing longer distances.
@@user-pg7uj4bp4q It was likely the appeal of the fabled dinosoar island that drew them in. What was supposed to be sightseeing, as proven by the Dino-Soar parachute, the camcorder and the characters actively looking to see if any dinos were visible during the glide
"No-one gives a shit!" Damn that made me burst out laughing
“Isla Coincidence” is mad funny to me😂😂
Just gonna say this but, it would've been great if Dr. Grant said "SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!!!!!"
Jacksepticeye refrence?
+Blazewing The Inferno Dragon What do you think?
BOOPER DOOPER!!
FORGET BILLY BILLY IS DEAD (white people versus white people)
BORK
"This guy DIDN'T graduate from the Prometheus School of running away from things." Hahahah Jeremy's the fukcing best
He's very knowledgeable. He analyzes every detail of these movies, time zones, physics, what the characters (or creatures) in the film should be doing compared to what the film shows us. I bet he could make his own movie and it would be awesome. No sins. But Hollywood wouldn't go for it. Gotta have those sins. Raptors and T-Rex's must move very slowly on the heroes, but eat the villains rapidly.
Dude I love this shitt that you do keep up the good work bro!!!!
Pterodactyles flew away at the end because the bird cage was left opened and you DO hear them land before you see them. Otherwise, great video as usual!