The Lost World: Jurassic Park Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Lost World: Jurassic Park!
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    Jurassic Park from director Steven Spielberg is one of the most critically acclaimed movies of all time, so it’s only natural that Universal wanted to make a sequel. Making the beloved side character Ian Malcolm, played by Jeff Goldblum in the main character seemed like a no-brainer.
    But The Lost World: Jurassic Park definitely raises some questions, other than the strangely structured title. Like why have we never heard of this secondary island before? What kind of a person secretly goes to a dinosaur island knowing the her boyfriend has lived through very significant dinosaur-related trauma? Why is there a little girl in this movie? What’s up with all the characters making insane decisions leading to death-by-dinosaur? Why are we in San Diego?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Lost World: Jurassic Park! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @johnwatson3948
    @johnwatson3948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4631

    “So it killed everybody on the boat and then got back in the cargo hold and closed the door?” I remember wondering about this in the theater.

    • @mattbroussard7409
      @mattbroussard7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Yep drove me crazy for years! There has to be deleted scenes with raptors!

    • @gumball110
      @gumball110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      From what I remember it was Raptors that killed the crew. They got on before the ship left the island and then the T-Rex killed the raptors. As to how it got back in the cargo hold, I have idea.

    • @anthonyzeal6263
      @anthonyzeal6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      There was a second Rex. You’re welcome.

    • @alexandredesbiens-brassard9109
      @alexandredesbiens-brassard9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Not just that, but the captain's hand is still on the steering wheel, in the completly intact cabin. So somehow, the T-Rex was able to squeeze his giant head in there and snatch the captain with breaking anything.

    • @skilletman16
      @skilletman16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I had wondered that too. Did the dinosaur go back in and hide?

  • @joshhayes1708
    @joshhayes1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3254

    “I figure we throw them a bone... of a child” ☠️☠️☠️

    • @supa_poopa2889
      @supa_poopa2889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Josh Hayes lol

    • @t.rexking441
      @t.rexking441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Good thing that girl survived the Compy attack

    • @hashir2033
      @hashir2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh... My God

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They get to get one! 😁😁😁

    • @josegonzalezjr7413
      @josegonzalezjr7413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That crazy yat

  • @ARC-wo4qr
    @ARC-wo4qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3575

    So his daughter did a backflip, stabbed the raptor's neck and saved the day!

    • @shmavster4209
      @shmavster4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      ARC 1409 not stabbe the raptor, it’s “snapped the raptors neck and saved the day”

    • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
      @hansmichaelfanunal2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      That’s what we’re going with

    • @cdreyes81
      @cdreyes81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Wow wow wow...wow

    • @Mr_Welch
      @Mr_Welch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      GYMKATA!

    • @krazeeninja
      @krazeeninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It must've been really hard to get her to do that.

  • @Dan55888
    @Dan55888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    Fun fact: gymnastics has killed more dinosaurs in the Jurassic park Franchise than guns ever did.

    • @widowmakerx7
      @widowmakerx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Are we counting airplanes cosplaying as dinosaurs?

    • @bensodas
      @bensodas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Did they shoot that raptor in the cage during the first movie? When the guy was screaming “shoot her!!!”

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@bensodas They sure did.

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@leovk5779 Man shooting caged raptors is TIGHT!

    • @DrThunder88
      @DrThunder88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Technically correct. One raptor did get 'sploded by a rocket launcher and a pterosaur got shot from a helicopter in Jurassic World, but no dinosaurs are ever killed with guns.

  • @bmgiannotti
    @bmgiannotti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    I love the second "whoopsie" where he's not into it and he's just trying to move on to the next thing.

    • @Lymbe06
      @Lymbe06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hahaha exactly

    • @TheGeorey
      @TheGeorey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Because he's not usually the one who says "whoopsie," but rather "whoops," so he just went along with his boss

    • @davidoesterling3636
      @davidoesterling3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Unenthusiastic whoopsies are TIGHT

    • @Marblethekitsune
      @Marblethekitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true

  • @introvertednoise
    @introvertednoise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    “Risking your life so nobody sees your ding dong is TIGHT”
    I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @nicoleabed2480
      @nicoleabed2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same here 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

    • @krazeeninja
      @krazeeninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same..

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Very inconsistent values 😁😁😁😁😁

    • @perto1970
      @perto1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also, both the role and actor is a Swede and of a generation who would not care that much if anybody saw him tinkle.

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim Roth

  • @YogGroove
    @YogGroove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    "Do you have any other short films you'd like to tack onto the end of this?" LOL

    • @aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689
      @aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was just the end of the intro!!! Lol

    • @thawk4life
      @thawk4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha this line is so funny.

    • @jeffreyandia5179
      @jeffreyandia5179 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it

    • @silentlamb21
      @silentlamb21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jeffreyandia5179 its about the San Diego part being tacked on and unnecessary

  • @thequitekid5351
    @thequitekid5351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1300

    sacrificing a child in the begin of the movie is tight

    • @gumball110
      @gumball110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      She lives though

    • @noaht3087
      @noaht3087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Barely an inconvenience.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Shes not killed, a character explains it...

    • @coyoteone6197
      @coyoteone6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That scene is actually in the first book, and she survives there too. 🙂

    • @guitarboyjeff
      @guitarboyjeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DL Lambert Hammond tells Malcolm that she was fine but was hurt!!

  • @DurinSBane-zh9hj
    @DurinSBane-zh9hj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    "The best sense of smell? Didn't we establish in the first movie they hunted on sight and couldn't even smell Grant and Lex from a foot away?" "Whoops" "Whoopsie!"

  • @Dan55888
    @Dan55888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    "I feel like this whole San Diego thing is unnessesary"
    "Yeah"
    I love how proud he looks with that "yeah"

  • @sammyg1631
    @sammyg1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2221

    "And then later in San Diego" Can't stop laughing

    • @playbackproductions1
      @playbackproductions1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Made me think of that south park song, "Jackin it in San Diego"

    • @talariswatts-el6174
      @talariswatts-el6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Me too because it did feel like the movie was over.

    • @nikhilreddy8550
      @nikhilreddy8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@talariswatts-el6174 I remember going WTF the first time I watched the movie too. They just had to put the T-Rex in the urban setting.

    • @TheSuperCoolMan122
      @TheSuperCoolMan122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they really just wanted to put a dinosaur in a city

    • @GopherAtl
      @GopherAtl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      it was vitally important that the T-rex stomp through a suburb, because if it didn't, they couldn't *show* it stomping through a suburb in the trailers.

  • @GermanLeftist
    @GermanLeftist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    Just FYI, since a lot of people don't know this: Michael Crichton wrote the original script for the novel Jurassic Park in the early 1980s as a child friendly adventure novel from the prespective of a child since he was inspired to write the story at all due to the amazement he witnessed children all over the world have with dinosaurs. Every publisher he went to turned him down but without telling him why until years and several rewrites later, one finally told Crichton that he would never get Jurassic Park published if it is told from the perspective of a child. So he rewrote the novel to be hard science fiction, horror-thriller and it got picked up and published in 1990.
    Back then he was already friends with Spielberg and the two were working on a project based on an old screenplay by Crichton called 24 Hours that would later turn into the tv series ER. Crichton told Spielberg about Jurassic Park and Spielberg was interested in directing it, causing Crichton to make sure that Spielberg and Universal would get the film deal and no other studio or director. Spielberg then gave the film the feeling of awe and wonder back that Crichton wanted to have in the novel originally. He also shifted some of the focus back onto the children and reduced the gore and horror elements. And to honour this original vision of a child-friendly novel told from the perspective of a child, every single Jurassic Park film, even the short film Battle at Big Rock, has children, regardless if it really makes sense to have them in there or not.

    • @tranquilrabies
      @tranquilrabies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Wow wow wow wow

    • @GermanLeftist
      @GermanLeftist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@tranquilrabies Yeah yeah yeah yeah

    • @funnellbyrd
      @funnellbyrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thanks!

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Humanity is too cruel for child friendly theme park filled with Dinosaurs..

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yep. The book was actually fairly brutal in some parts.

  • @GuusvanGisteren
    @GuusvanGisteren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    I think we need a pirates of the Caribbean pitch meeting soon :D

    • @BirdLadySpeaks
      @BirdLadySpeaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GuusvanGisteren I second this motion

    • @incitossol
      @incitossol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Loc'd Gardening Bird Lady I third the motion.

    • @kyferyeo740
      @kyferyeo740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fourth this motion

    • @ethanbrooks7648
      @ethanbrooks7648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fifth this motion

    • @PrimuSPS
      @PrimuSPS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh motion is tight

  • @TheRealBGregz
    @TheRealBGregz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    That was one of the best pitch meetings I’ve seen yet. I couldn’t stop laughing at “Do you have any other short films you want to tack on to the end of this thing?” 🤣

    • @jmwindu
      @jmwindu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should watch his clip for return of the king

    • @kittyunderwood8918
      @kittyunderwood8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jmwindu or just the entire lotr compilation cause Return of the King has some jokes, one in particular, carried over from Two Towers

    • @noelv1976
      @noelv1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His best one is the Hobbs and Shaw pitch meeting.

  • @TheGn0x
    @TheGn0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

    "ah the Lost World, so this movie will follow the novel?"
    "the what?"
    "the sequel to Jurassic Park written by the same author?"
    "oh.... yeah we didn't know that was a thing."
    "really? seems like it would have provided a great outline for a screenplay"
    "yeah, totally! we didn't use it though. whoops"
    "whoopsie!"

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Book was great honestly

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good one!😄👍

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And the lost world from sir Arthur conan doyle also about a dinosaur island that was turned into the phase of dinosaur movies with real lizards that had stuff glued on.

    • @GopherAtl
      @GopherAtl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      book wasn't as good as the original book, but I remember reading it and constantly thinking "He wrote this specifically for a movie sequel." Then they made the movie sequel and used virtually nothing from the book, and instead invented a lot of much dumber stuff.

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GopherAtl You're right! As I saw Jurassic Park 1, 2 and 3, I saw stuff from the 1st book.

  • @wolverinefangowings
    @wolverinefangowings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Fans: that gymnastics scene was one of the dumbest moments in movie history
    JPIII: hold my "Alan."

    • @sPitternaut
      @sPitternaut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It took me 18 years to realize the "Alan" scene was set up in the dinner at Ellie's house. He's trying to get her parrot to say "Alan" because it used to know him. They later talk about how smart raptors were and later still Billy shows him a 3D model of a raptor's vocal chamber. Throw in how raptors were basically prehistoric birds and the dream makes sense.
      Or it would if the raptor didn't have quills since Grant never saw those. Oh well.

    • @sujoygupta5264
      @sujoygupta5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      JWFK: Oh yea? Hold my "Because they're alive...like me"

    • @djidjit972
      @djidjit972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sPitternaut Wooow! That scene never bothered me, Just thought it was a bit silly but hey, it is a nightmare so no big deal. But it was actually set up really well!

    • @aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689
      @aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@djidjit972 i watched all the special features, deleted scenes, and behind the scenes info before the movie started!!! 😁

    • @andraeelite4638
      @andraeelite4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sujoygupta5264 Agreed, The Jurassic World movies are just insulting.

  • @gandrod50
    @gandrod50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Damn Ryan should see a physiotherapist for his back, he is carrying the channel.

    • @Tait0o
      @Tait0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh, it's this again... Getting likes for unoriginal comments, that are almost the same in every pitch meeting comment section, seems super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @deadprivacy
      @deadprivacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      they must have kidnapped his daughter or such, screen rant is awful side from this guy.

    • @JUTUUBFAN
      @JUTUUBFAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He definitely needs ScreenRant to go aaaalll the way off his back

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's why there are two of him to share the load.

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Tait0o Its a necessary evil, screen rant need to be reminded how much of a failure they are every video

  • @gregbrown3082
    @gregbrown3082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    3:24 The low key “whoopsie” heard ‘round the world.

  • @macleunin
    @macleunin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    “I figured we throw them a bone.. of a child” I’m dead 🤣

    • @sockaccount8116
      @sockaccount8116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So is that kid

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sock Account Dangit! Beat me by two hours! 😂 I wanna do it anyway...

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So is that little girl. 🙃

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sockaccount8116 Nope. The little girl is alive.

    • @casvandijck9338
      @casvandijck9338 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead by dinosaurs?

  • @terhazza
    @terhazza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "...and then later in San Diego..." "-Wait, what?"
    ^my exact reaction in the theatre watching this first time.

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    "Very inconsistent values." That would be a good name for a movie. it would be tight.

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      B C Read this the exact moment that part of the video played. It felt odd

    • @noahdimitroff6648
      @noahdimitroff6648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, the raptor was trying to eat them but the baby T-Rex wasn’t

    • @mattjones7226
      @mattjones7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It could be the sequel to 'Very Bad Things'.

    • @Kawa-Yuki
      @Kawa-Yuki 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “They put everyone’s lives in danger to save a T-Rex but now they’re happy about a dead Raptor?”
      “Well it wasn’t a baby…”
      “So no one cares unless it’s a baby?”
      “Well babies are cute.”
      “That makes sense babies are pretty cute.”

  • @MavvyMaloneTV
    @MavvyMaloneTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    That 2nd "whoopsie" is the real MVP 🏆

    • @TeddyOG
      @TeddyOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lol I loved that quick obligated 'whoopsie' and carry on 🤣 3:23

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was like a reflex. He didn't even think about it.

  • @TheNotoriousCheeto
    @TheNotoriousCheeto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I'm surprised he didn't mention the whole "Vince Vaughn unloading the guy's gun in a clearly dangerous situation just because he doesn't like hunters, resulting in unnecessary human deaths" thing.

    • @Nangleator22
      @Nangleator22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Every character in the film is horrible, except for the equipment guy, who they have bitten and torn in half.

    • @josephdillard9907
      @josephdillard9907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or the equally sinful "big time experienced hunter guy who only brings two bullets to hunt a friggin t rex" thing.

    • @hansgrueber8169
      @hansgrueber8169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@josephdillard9907 The fact the VV's character was alone with the professional hunters extremely expensive double rifle is also a big sinny sin sin.

    • @The_Angry_BeEconomist
      @The_Angry_BeEconomist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      whoops

    • @shanesullivan460
      @shanesullivan460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@The_Angry_BeEconomist Whoopsie!

  • @MrUbikkk
    @MrUbikkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "He takes the baby T-Rex, because he cares of nature and stuff...
    -What?"

  • @SuperMattman21
    @SuperMattman21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    "The tech guy gets eaten"
    DON'T YOU DISRESPECT EDDIE THAT WAY. HE IS A GOD DAMN HERO.

    • @meganjones1535
      @meganjones1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Matthew Hieber “That man gave his life to save ours...” “Then his troubles are over. Come on, let’s get this moving feast on the way!!”
      Damn, I really did watch this movie a lot as a child.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I’m so happy someone acknowledg Eddie that man died saving those idiots he was the only man I considered a hero in these movies

    • @SuperMattman21
      @SuperMattman21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AndreNitroX Billy almost got us in JP3, but he lived so...

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SuperMattman21 ill admit that scene with pterodactyls was pretty heroic.

    • @justpeachy7377
      @justpeachy7377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes!! Eddie was that man. I was sad when he died :(

  • @drewgrech6357
    @drewgrech6357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    A Mandalorian Pitch Meeting would be TIGHT!

    • @422rds
      @422rds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes sir it would

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, it would be wonderful, barely an inconvenience!

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Yeah, I will go ahead and have special effects start making a CG model for your baby Yoda."
      "That will be great for distance shots and when The Kid is walking, but for close ups I was thinking we could use a puppet."
      "You're crazy man. You're crazy."

    • @robsonwaterkemper
      @robsonwaterkemper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I challenge them to do a pitch meeting for a move that everybody loves, like Shawshank Redemption

    • @DonEnzone
      @DonEnzone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah yeah yeah.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "It starts with 'oooh and ah.' Then there's running and screaming."

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One could say this pitch meeting is at Perfect Biting Height.

    • @sUbScRiBeRswItHoUtvEdEo
      @sUbScRiBeRswItHoUtvEdEo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      where you're going is the only place in the world where the geese chase you

    • @GermanLeftist
      @GermanLeftist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ian - What do you think you were going see here?
      Nick - I don't know, animals, maybe big iguanas?
      Ian - Fruitcakes.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wstine79 - Sounds like my marriage.

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    When the scriptwriter guy said they leave in a helicopter, I thought the movie was over too. Totally forgot about San Diego!

    • @FullMoonOctober
      @FullMoonOctober 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like to think that the San Diego part of the movie was just a fever dream Ian has on the helicopter, you know like the weird freakin' dream sequence on the plane in the third movie.

  • @KlaytonFioriti
    @KlaytonFioriti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Dude this is funny as hell!

    • @JP-wq8ou
      @JP-wq8ou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Been four months but still a nice surprise to see you here

    • @thetoastlophosaurus6388
      @thetoastlophosaurus6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ya it is also klayton i love ur channel im a subscriber

    • @bruno1700
      @bruno1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i disliked cuz you should have known better..it IS FUNNY annndddd...
      disliking IS TIGHT!!

    • @cazzagee6097
      @cazzagee6097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Klayton I freaking love your vids
      You could say it's super easy barely an inconvenience to watch them

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoooo dude. Love your videos

  • @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon
    @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I love how l
    In the second "whoops," Ryan was unenthusiastic. Like, "Nah we did one already."

  • @bisexualichigo4227
    @bisexualichigo4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    When he realized the movie still continues after the Island killed me.
    🤣

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Deadly realizations are TIGHT

    • @mikaross4671
      @mikaross4671 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw this movie in theaters and everyone in the audience groaned when it kept it going into San Diego.

  • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
    @hansmichaelfanunal2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Getting a notification for pitch meetings is tight

    • @ronin1648
      @ronin1648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      watching them is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
      @hansmichaelfanunal2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ronin yeah yeah yeah

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes sir it is

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    "They only use this island for breeding and raising the dinosaurs..."
    "But, didn't they say in the first movie that all the dinosaurs were female so that they couldn't breed?"
    "Whoops!"
    "Whoopsie!"

    • @adrian72300
      @adrian72300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that...

    • @adrian72300
      @adrian72300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Planet Purgatory LOL like what you did there...perfect Jeff Goldblum cadence

    • @t.rexking441
      @t.rexking441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah but they didn't know the Dinosaurs could breed prior to the first movie so before the first movie Isla Sorna was used for breeding and raising the dinosaurs.

    • @adrian72300
      @adrian72300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@t.rexking441 wow wow wow

    • @willichtenstein7071
      @willichtenstein7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The Books say the second island is where they're cloned. That its the factory island and everything on the park is for show only, lab ride included.

  • @saygoodbyetofate
    @saygoodbyetofate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    My boyfriend doesnt watch these and has no idea when i quote Ryan's slogans. WHOOPSIE

    • @MrDigztheswagking
      @MrDigztheswagking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *TIGHT*

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds super easy.

    • @JJJBunney001
      @JJJBunney001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you haven't already, you need to dump his ass for that. That's just disgusting, a crime even... Everyone should watch Ryan George

    • @matthewanderson3750
      @matthewanderson3750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you deserve better.

    • @alightened
      @alightened 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow wow wowowowow

  • @wille5080
    @wille5080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “ Well you know the dinosaurs worked so hard I’d figure we’d throw them a bone... of a child.” 🤣

    • @Gogetta80
      @Gogetta80 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      These movies are way darker than people realize. I remember McDonald’s having happy meals for Jurassic park, several people literally get eaten by dinosaurs in the movie

  • @mmariankaa
    @mmariankaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    ...and that’s why whenever I hear someone say the word “convenience”, it feels off...
    *It has to come along with the full sentence and two Ryans!*
    Therapist: oh, being influenced by an internet thingie is tight!

    • @fritzvoncranach6268
      @fritzvoncranach6268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mmariankaa
      I have the same thing when I hear „super easy“.

    • @aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689
      @aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fritzvoncranach6268 lol we shall see!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fritzvoncranach6268 I just had that happen with a recent CinemaSins video; Jeremy said "super easy" and I immediately said, "barely an inconvenience" before remembering I was watching the wrong channel and had to go back because I missed what Jeremy said after "super easy".

    • @mmariankaa
      @mmariankaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dargonhuman looool nice one! It’s crazy how a catchphrase literally catches you.

    • @aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689
      @aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mmariankaa sticking toothpicks in all angles of a Vienna sausage doesn't make it gourmet!!! 😂 just highlights a severe lack of taste AND style ontop of "unoriginal as a corndog"!!!

  • @eadgbe13
    @eadgbe13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Finally someone noticed the T-Rex would have locked himself back in the cargo hold after killing everyone.

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He wanted to pull a sneaky on the San Diegans.

    • @marijavicic3010
      @marijavicic3010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Rougarou99 Very sneaky lizard.

    • @chrisrichfield8906
      @chrisrichfield8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What you mean back in the cargo hold? Wasnt he in a cage on the deck of the ship when they show it from a news chopper?

    • @maxdecphoenix
      @maxdecphoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrisrichfield8906 a complete disregard of continuity is TIGHT!

  • @dylanharris3849
    @dylanharris3849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Really felt like this movie was over." "Well it's not!"

  • @jamesfowler5100
    @jamesfowler5100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That whole running into danger, so no one can see his ding dong literally had me on the floor with tears. It was the best one yet in these Pitch Meetings.

  • @Gretchaninov
    @Gretchaninov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's hilarious that the T-Rex kills everyone on the boat somehow and then goes back under and closes the door. It's also ridiculous how it just sneaks up at the very end without making any noise. I loved the line about tacking on more short films at the end!

  • @Trump-a-Tron
    @Trump-a-Tron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    _"Any other short film you'd like to tack on to the end?"_ -- HAHAHHahaahhahaaa!

  • @leeballington3136
    @leeballington3136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Watched a bunch of Pitch Meetings today. It's great to see how they have evolved and how Ryan has tightened up the editing so well, barely a second lost. Great work as always.
    Tight editing is......no I'm not saying that.

    • @MrLee204
      @MrLee204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tight editing is easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @AlMcpherson79
    @AlMcpherson79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Pitch Meeting: "Super-"
    Audience in time: "-Easy, Barely an Inconvenience".

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been watching these so much I just skip 5 seconds since I already know what's coming ha

  • @CaptainLuckyLuke
    @CaptainLuckyLuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The Big Game Hunter Roland Tembo, expertly portrayed by the late Pete Postlethwaite, was the best part of this movie.

    • @bartlett247
      @bartlett247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As entertaining as Muldoon was in the first movie, Roland was closer to book Muldoon

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed.

    • @ferderonhurgeron9263
      @ferderonhurgeron9263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yeah!
      "Let's get this movable feast underway!"
      -Best line in the franchise(s).
      Imo Postlethwaite had screenpresence like no other.

    • @sagarsudhirganu8735
      @sagarsudhirganu8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, and his most scenes were cut in final cut...

    • @dropboxmoabit384
      @dropboxmoabit384 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, until he suddenly disappears in the final act and never shows up again without any explanation

  • @sniperfox1925
    @sniperfox1925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Binge watching all the pitch meetings during quarantine is TIGHT, it's also super easy, barely an inconveniance.

  • @sneezy-e
    @sneezy-e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    And then later in San Diego...
    What?!

  • @fritzvoncranach6268
    @fritzvoncranach6268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    3:23
    That almost forced, fast „Whoopsie“ is genius.
    Says a lot about my sense of humour that I find even slight changes to old catch phrases hilarious..

  • @mikeferrer2342
    @mikeferrer2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    3:24 unusual casual "whoopsie"

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love this development of meta humour in pitch meetings

    • @KnightroBlue22
      @KnightroBlue22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol he’s just going through the motions

    • @MavvyMaloneTV
      @MavvyMaloneTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We call that an "obligatory whoopsie" 😁

  • @Ara0liver
    @Ara0liver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how "barely an inconvenience," "unclear," and "oh ____ is/are tight!" are in every single one of these.

    • @whoozyyy
      @whoozyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Whoopsie

  • @amyheckler5814
    @amyheckler5814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    4:50 you forgot about the T- Rex doing the most evil thing anybody could do: killing a dog

    • @David_Last_Name
      @David_Last_Name 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's enough justification for a movie crossover where John Wick punches a t-rex. Get on it Hollywood!! Lol.

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    4:01 using gymnastics on raptors is tight!

  • @StefanGural
    @StefanGural 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Please do a PITH MEETING for HIGHLANDER!!! "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!"

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well two, since there was a sequel.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wired4Life2 or 5

    • @marakonius7785
      @marakonius7785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got it...😀

    • @lmcgregoruk
      @lmcgregoruk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There was a sequel, hahaha, you guys are hilarious, next you'll be trying to tell me they made sequels to "The Matrix"

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And make it pithy.

  • @mujariwa3696
    @mujariwa3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    So when will you guys do a Back to the Future Pitch Meeting? I need it.

    • @siler7
      @siler7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In the future!

  • @JalizScanlanProductions
    @JalizScanlanProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “So all that stuff we saw in the first movie was...”
    Hollywood: ...Hopefully forgotten by everyone in the audience.
    Sounds accurate. 😂😂

    • @fergin4979
      @fergin4979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe it was only in the books but i thought they also explained in the movie that the lab was just for the tourists and was a deliberate lie

    • @coolmanchu29
      @coolmanchu29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fergin4979 That's what I remember. The book basically explains that the cloning process was incredibly messy. All the messy work was done on the second island to hide that fact. Only viable embryos were brought and hatched at the park to provide an entertaining show. It's been awhile since I saw the movie so I don't remember if, or how well, it was explained.

  • @drunknpoet
    @drunknpoet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The "Whoops. Whoopsie" exchange is my favorite of his catchphrases. Ryan George is a comedic genius.

  • @Blitzo8390
    @Blitzo8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Should’ve been called Whoops! Whoopsie: The movie

  • @belatkuro
    @belatkuro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    03:59
    So the daughter did a backflip, kicked the bad dinousaur in the neck and saved the day.

  • @Crossbones6732
    @Crossbones6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Pitch meeting for Mad Max: Fury Road please!

    • @eXXa1987
      @eXXa1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why though? It's the best action movie of this millenium for far. (last millenium it was Terminator 2)

  • @mrraamsridhar
    @mrraamsridhar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The "whoopsie" at 3:23 was so casual that you can see the Writer Guy isn't even trying anymore.

  • @arjunsengupta9797
    @arjunsengupta9797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how excited he gets every time he hears that characters from a previous movie are returning for the sequel. 🤣🤣

  • @rptech783
    @rptech783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When will we see a Pitch Meeting for Godzilla King of the Monsters?

    • @t.rexking441
      @t.rexking441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Michael I don't think so but that's just my opinion

    • @rptech783
      @rptech783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael that’s why the pitch will be that much better

    • @ovilulu
      @ovilulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why would they ever do a pitch meeting for a movie that was so well made with 0 plotholes. Just because you're a fan doesn't mean you have the right to ask Ryan, to labor through such a hard project, trying to decipher the intricate plot of Godzzilla: The King of Monsters

  • @realgar286
    @realgar286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Pitch 'Love Actually' please.

    • @JamoboBorg
      @JamoboBorg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have 9 short stories and i'm gonna cram 'em together!

    • @BirdLadySpeaks
      @BirdLadySpeaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jessica Stadul yes please

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JamoboBorg "will those 9 stories even fit together?"
      "It will be very easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Will there be any genuinely credible female characters in this movie?"
      "Well there will be a couple - but they'll both end up romantically disappointed"
      "And you say women all over America will want to watch this every Xmas? How will you get away with that?"
      "Oh it'll weirdly prove super easy for some incomprehensible reason. Actually barely an inconvenience!"
      "Yeah, I guess disappointed romantic storylines for multi-dimensional female characters is always pretty tight!"
      "Especially at Xmastime"
      "Wow wow wow wow!"

  • @papaSwarls
    @papaSwarls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Screen Rant makes other videos than pitch meetings you know?"
    "Why"
    "Unclear"
    "That Works!"

    • @les907
      @les907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow wow Wow

    • @mysdannie
      @mysdannie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Unfortunately, it doesn't work."
      "Fair enough._

  • @AaronDebski
    @AaronDebski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everytime I watch these I can't comme t enough how funny and amazing they are. Saw some of the older Pitch Meeting videos and gotta say this character style just makes takes it from gold to diamond

  • @007Julie
    @007Julie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The scene where the little girl gets attacked is in the book, although the girl was only attacked by one tiny dinosaur and she’s only bitten in one arm. The movie version is so disturbing.

    • @mrmicro22
      @mrmicro22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is this "book" you speak of?

    • @007Julie
      @007Julie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mrmicro22 um, Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton, how can you don’t know Jurassic Park is based on a best seller book?

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Room Pitch Meeting, please! What a Pitch Meeting, Ryan!

  • @T.F.O3
    @T.F.O3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:25 that caught me off guard 😂

  • @Urotsukidoji1
    @Urotsukidoji1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I gotta say, I'd seriously like to see these pitch meetings for every film I've seen in my life! i can not get enough!

  • @oliviaf8280
    @oliviaf8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    He should do a pirates of the Caribbean pitch meeting

  • @ThomasTiernan
    @ThomasTiernan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    There's so much wrong with this one that you could easily do a 1 hour pitch special. It was like watching a video game, as characters tried to make it from level to level before confronting the Big Boss.

  • @mnmsaregood1
    @mnmsaregood1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Its crazy how bad the ending of this movie is, that San Diego part was so tacked on for no reason.

    • @gregh2948
      @gregh2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Precisely the reason why I prefer Jurassic Park III. JP3 seems AWARE that it's a mindless monster movie with Dr. Grant seeing dinosaurs again even though he swore never to go back (to ANY island with dinosaurs), so I give it a pass in that regard. I still cannot get through The Lost World in one sitting all these years later.

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah the San Diego subplot isnt in the novel so they just put it in for unknown reasons

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesknapp64 That was most likely the result of some studio executive who knows jack about making movies interfering with the production.
      Exec: "Our charts show that audiences don't want the exact same ending as the first movie, so you need to redo the ending to be more exciting."
      Producer: "But we've already shot the ending of the movie and wrapped up all of the plot threads..."
      Exec: "Then add on a second ending."
      Producer: "But everyone important already got off the island..."
      Exec: "Well, what if one of the dinosaurs followed them? Like the T-Rex? Audiences love that one!"
      Producer: "What, like a lost puppy?"
      Exec: "Yes, but a 2 story tall puppy that eats people. Have it get loose in San Diego, like the ending of Ghostbusters."
      Producer: "That ... was a resurrected god that took the form of an advertising mascot..."
      Exec: "I don't care, I want to see a T-Rex wreck San Diego because I didn't get to go to ComicCon this year. Make it happen or your movie gets canned."

  • @njay4399
    @njay4399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    PLZ DO A PITCH MEETING OF
    THE GIVER AND ANY OF THE CARS MOVIES it would be super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689
      @aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Isaac Thompson this simply oozes "intelligence" 😉 lol

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait,The giver is a movie?
      I'm currently reading it for the first time.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Isaac Thompson Wow wow wow!

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@berengustav7714 yeah our class read it this year we watched the movie in class

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "So what volunteer activities does this boi do?"
      "Bathe an elderly lady."

  • @theseus2776
    @theseus2776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Literally saw this notification clicked and liked before even watching. Now I can laugh in peace.

  • @PatronusHelice
    @PatronusHelice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TH-cam should give Ryan a price for being the most quoted guy in the comments, on TH-cam, from "super easy", over "tight", "Whoopsie", "Get of my back", "Well ok then", "That´s what we are going with"... ... ... to "Barely an inconvinience"

    • @delugesofgrandeur
      @delugesofgrandeur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot unclear and fair enough.

    • @PatronusHelice
      @PatronusHelice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@delugesofgrandeur fair enough

  • @matttlempicke1778
    @matttlempicke1778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The girl in the beginning doesn't die John Hammond said that she is fine

  • @Angelo-kd6nd
    @Angelo-kd6nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Do Kungfu Panda man, it has so much punchline potential

    • @b.m.933
      @b.m.933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH KUNG FU PANDA!

    • @Angelo-kd6nd
      @Angelo-kd6nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@b.m.933 I like the movie, what are you talking about

    • @b.m.933
      @b.m.933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Angelo-kd6nd Exactly! There is nothing to make fun of about it!

    • @Angelo-kd6nd
      @Angelo-kd6nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@b.m.933 alright 😒

    • @angkitasharma418
      @angkitasharma418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Angelo aww don’t be sad, I’m sure Ryan will do it. Kung Fu panda is a great movie, and it has a lot of potential for Ryan’s rants as well 😁

  • @DanimalHayward
    @DanimalHayward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    DUDE! Your Pitch Meetings have literally been getting me through this pandemic! I was watching "Rampage" on Netflix and literally paused it to check if you'd made one for it haha... PLEASE DO A DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON SERIES!! 🤘

  • @luntercam
    @luntercam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Pitch meeting for Mars attacks!
    "So your telling me the aliens weakness is loud music and when they hear it their heads explode?"
    Yes
    "And nobody on the entire planet had any music on whilst they invaded?"
    "Apparently not."

    • @Mitchfoxed
      @Mitchfoxed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Billy Thriller It wasn’t loud music that killed them. It was specifically the song “Indian Love Call” call by Slim Whitman. And the entire premise was meant to be ridiculous.

    • @JTGallant
      @JTGallant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fair Enough

    • @SummerBayJournal
      @SummerBayJournal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mitchfoxed Yeah but Screen Rant's Pitch Meetings often ignore details like this to make jokes. You realize that right? :) So the original comment is totally something that would be said in one of these videos.

    • @bulikiki100
      @bulikiki100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's what we're going with

    • @maxdecphoenix
      @maxdecphoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey, mars attacks' inconsistencies are nothing compared to the War of the World's aliens' inconsistencies... where the aliens.. sent mech suits down to earth, waited a few thousand years, then... rode lightning down into the mech suits... then quickly died because the mech suits weren't hermetically sealed and they contracted foreign bacteria and they all got sick.. lucky for us the aliens didn't use that couple thousand years to contemplate things like infection or anything.

  • @jeremesmith9266
    @jeremesmith9266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ryan, do a pitch meeting for Contact with Jodie Foster

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I mean whatever you think of this movie, Jeff Goldblum killed his role

    • @aidenarkham
      @aidenarkham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah he's the best part

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aidenarkham I think Pete Posthelthwaite as the hunter is the best but Jeff is great too.

    • @thebaron2277
      @thebaron2277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think this movie is wildly underated and is my favorite Jurassic park movie. I love all the Jurasic park movies so much

    • @ncapone87
      @ncapone87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff Goldblum never phones it in

  • @schwarzaufweiss5068
    @schwarzaufweiss5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    ...WHOOPS
    WHOOOOPSIE
    it gets me everytime xD

  • @burhanullahkhan8712
    @burhanullahkhan8712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Do a pitch meeting for pulp fiction

    • @les907
      @les907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh man, doing a pitch meeting for such a complicated yet captivating film sounds difficult

    • @7_Cell
      @7_Cell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@les907 Actually...

    • @koala201211
      @koala201211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@7_Cell ...it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @ElementalSaiyan
    @ElementalSaiyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Never can I ever : get tired of a good old screen rant !!
    Ty for the entertainment during quarantine!!❤️❤️🦠💯

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pitch Meeting*

    • @djbred18
      @djbred18 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      10 years later: still in quarantine

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Roland is the best character. His name his "Roland," but his personality and skill set are more like a cross between Mordecai and Sir Hammerlock.

  • @missxspencer1538
    @missxspencer1538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:24 that sped up "whoopsie" was like we gotta move this along, there's a TON of bullshit to cover

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "We throw them a bone of a child." I had to pause the video there as I was laughing way too hard to hear anything being said. x'D

  • @blueberrycracker6607
    @blueberrycracker6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Thank you. I was getting worried I wouldn't be graced with your humor today.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryan's Pitch Meetings are always tight, and Sundays are even better with them! 💕

  • @LegalLatinoHeat
    @LegalLatinoHeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Starship Trooper Pitch Meeting would be super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @billalmansha1680
    @billalmansha1680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Who else realised this movie is like Jurassic world: fallen kingdom

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      actaully there are major diffrences and it did iit have an original ending and pushed the story forward

    • @TheCommanderSpitz
      @TheCommanderSpitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colin Trevorrow has stated that he is trying to make each movie similar to its original counterpoint (except for Jurassic World: Dominion) with his own spin on it.

    • @blipmachine
      @blipmachine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah it’s pretty incredible how The Lost World pays homage to Fallen Kingdom.

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why ithink Dominion will rival Jurassic Park same goes for the Untitled 2022 Star Wars film

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TheCommanderSpitz Sounds like corporate Hollywood speak for "I wanted to make a Jurassic Park movie but couldn't come up with a good idea so I 'reimagined' the originals."
      No wonder I was bored watching the two Jurassic World movies and found myself wishing I was watching the original movies...

  • @LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn
    @LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    subtle "woopsie" with the snake in the shirt, running into a T-Rex's mouth. One of the best woopsies you've ever done! You never cease to amaze, Ryan!

  • @JamoboBorg
    @JamoboBorg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    It's a pity, cause the book was a decent sequel

    • @GermanLeftist
      @GermanLeftist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The book was quite frankly a mess and screws up the continuity with the original way more than the film does in relation to the first film. The thing that makes it work is that Crichton's writing is very self-aware, something that got completely lost in the adaption, only to be then used in Jurassic World, where it somehow flew over a lot of people's heads who criticised the film for being a commentary on the nature of sequels while being absolutely self-aware that it was just that.

    • @TheRealCaptainFreedom
      @TheRealCaptainFreedom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mario Quade The book was actually being written as the movie was being made, which is why they are similar but different after a certain point in the story.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Book had better scenes and way more intense.

  • @rajatava3500
    @rajatava3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was one of the funniest Pitch Meetings in a long time lmao

  • @klorell5319
    @klorell5319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Please do Indiana Jones....Make fans feel like Sheldon in the Big bang!!!

    • @filmpourri
      @filmpourri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do not get that reference but I approve, a pitch meeting for any of the film of the original trilogy would be TIGHT !

  • @mrtony1985
    @mrtony1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A Comet 65 million years ago: "Killing all the dinosaurs will be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:39
    "So it killed everyone on the boat and went back in the cargo hold and closed the door?"
    That cracked me up so much!
    p.s: What about a Pitch Meeting where nothing is pitched? Oh wait. I uploaded that. 😏

  • @miltonvermeer237
    @miltonvermeer237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    We all need to "pitch" 7-11 corporate to change their name to "Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience Store."

  • @kinggordoproductions6203
    @kinggordoproductions6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:30 This plot hole bugged me so much as a kid and continued to bug me up to this day...

  • @moved7148
    @moved7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've been Binge-Watching these all week, because Pitch Meetings Are Tight!😁

  • @salleymudd5488
    @salleymudd5488 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite part of the movie was how the. Raptor understood English and actually turned around when Ian's daughter yelled "Hey, you!" then waited patiently for her to finish swinging and flipping on the bar before she kicked him.

  • @christopherarce4548
    @christopherarce4548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "They're both from the first movie" could be a repeating gag