Bran Is The Worst Character In Game of Thrones

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  • @pendingdeletionduetocopyri4634
    @pendingdeletionduetocopyri4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4255

    Everyone: **literally fighting for their life and the life of winterfell**
    Bran: 👀♿

    • @stanleyc2978
      @stanleyc2978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@i.i.iiii.i.i there is the reason the night king went for him. Being nearly omniscient is pretty strong. In fact, he gives Ayra the dagger she uses to kill the night king showing how without him, humanity would have fallen.

    • @skyforgedgaming
      @skyforgedgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@stanleyc2978 very informative comment nice

    • @lennyleonard5926
      @lennyleonard5926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@i.i.iiii.i.i hes crippled... wtf do u want him to do, run the wights over?

    • @bcoop6550
      @bcoop6550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HES A CRIPPLE

    • @skyforgedgaming
      @skyforgedgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bcoop6550 he can use mind control

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    Bran literally is an all-seeing god.
    And they just charge half their army into the night without scouting.

    • @GivenForver
      @GivenForver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      The dothraki were very well utilised

    • @namesurname624
      @namesurname624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I hate Arya a lot more than Bran. Yas queen slay

    • @perspii2808
      @perspii2808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jack Giv You’re joking, right?

    • @schnibba1234
      @schnibba1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Bran just wanted the Dothraki to die because he thought they were mexican

    • @BandidoTread198
      @BandidoTread198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      seems like they had to gift more bodies for the NK, plus why have your siege engines on the walls shooting constantly until they ran out of munitions when you can have them at the frontline shooting a single volley before being useless pieces of scenery? :^)

  • @toxiclore7201
    @toxiclore7201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    Everyone: dies in battle
    Bran: 👁👄👁

    • @winterbear9701
      @winterbear9701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      everyone: fighting in battle
      bran: ⚪️👄⚪️

    • @prashikjadhav3954
      @prashikjadhav3954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      No one dies in battle

    • @north104
      @north104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@prashikjadhav3954 the show ended with night king taking bran from behind

    • @startline5275
      @startline5275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hardly no one died in the battle they got that big plot armor

    • @David-ni1pg
      @David-ni1pg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They should just put Sam on the dragons he'll save the day with his THICC BOI plot armor

  • @eternallwrath5424
    @eternallwrath5424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2749

    *battle starts*
    *Bran sitting under tree*
    Bran: it's not much but it's honest work

    • @tcemika2962
      @tcemika2962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      its free real estate

    • @MadOrange644
      @MadOrange644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anton Schiko Tömming the whole show is a big wrong meme.

    • @MadOrange644
      @MadOrange644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anton Schiko Tömming I’ve been a fan of ASOFAI before you were even born and I think this episode destroyed the series. Yes, the show was amazing from season 1 to 5 but now its a big mess.
      I’ll give GoT season 1-5 a 9.5/10
      Season 6-8 a 2/10.

    • @MadOrange644
      @MadOrange644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anton Schiko Tömming if you liked the episode I’m sorry to tell you but you really don’t understand the whole purpose of the story, I recommend that you read the books. No matter how you cut it the episode doesn’t make any sense, I don’t mind that Arya is the promised prince but way she killed NK is just lazy writing.
      It’s ok to have low standards just don’t get pissed off when people point out the critical flaws in the episode. The writing is lazy and that’s a fact.

    • @LiamM
      @LiamM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      honest pay for honest work

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1504

    Pfft, you'll change your mind when they roll Bran up to the front gate of King's Landing and he gets out of his chair and goes full John Wick on everyone.

    • @pureevil9496
      @pureevil9496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      That ending would probably be more interesting than whatever they have planned tbh - I'd enjoy the plot twist of Bran being an interdimensional traveler with a bunch of guns

    • @mob3022
      @mob3022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @ehhh4483
      @ehhh4483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      wtf spoilers

    • @WSmith1984
      @WSmith1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If anything he would be more like V from Devil May Cry 5. he would just summon creatures to do the fighting for him.
      I haven't played the game but have seen brief game play footage.

  • @goodgirl140
    @goodgirl140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    This video reminded me that Rickon was a character in GOT.

    • @lee7956
      @lee7956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I remembered Dickon more than Rickon. I spent 10 seconds searching my memory for him.

    • @gogonut-roadto1007
      @gogonut-roadto1007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lee7956 i tried remembering him but had to google the kid, i even just finished rewatching the show

    • @Shinkus
      @Shinkus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remembered rickon more than Robb though

    • @MsKid5150
      @MsKid5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking LOL!

    • @Mecz2
      @Mecz2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lee7956 I too remembered Dickon more than Rickon. I spent 10 seconds searching Google for him

  • @angrykramer
    @angrykramer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3091

    Bran is not a person anymore, it would be like having a conversation with Wikipedia.

    • @AaronJCassidy
      @AaronJCassidy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Except it's Wikipedia that refuses to tell anyone anything.

    • @harrison777ify2
      @harrison777ify2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He just doesn’t have emotions

    • @shrimpfriedrice494
      @shrimpfriedrice494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Devan Hale He can't look into the future. Just everything currently happening or the past.

    • @ytrilesmcguiles
      @ytrilesmcguiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@shrimpfriedrice494 except the times where he's clearly seen glimpses of the future, also there are some implications that he knew how things were going to play out (giving arya the dagger being one of them).

    • @shrimpfriedrice494
      @shrimpfriedrice494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ytrilesmcguiles I think it's implied that he knows he needs to give it to arya, but doesn't know why. I don't recall any scene that shows him looking at glimpses of the future.

  • @JW-dh3nc
    @JW-dh3nc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2941

    JK Rowling reveals that Bran's sexuality crippled him in the first place.

    • @Link00TMM
      @Link00TMM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha WAT

    • @gamerman360
      @gamerman360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      i mean he was into incest porn from a very young age

    • @JW-dh3nc
      @JW-dh3nc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Link00TMM It was his time.

    • @Link00TMM
      @Link00TMM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JW-dh3nc I lost my shit xD

    • @bobross4616
      @bobross4616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gamerman360 what???

  • @kara2464
    @kara2464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    This video has aged very well like wine

    • @wheeliesmalls9464
      @wheeliesmalls9464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tyrion: *BRING ME SOME WINE*

    • @jonathandeman9051
      @jonathandeman9051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I laughed so hard when he said, imagine if he becomes like a “hero” in the next few episodes.

    • @pavanbhat3861
      @pavanbhat3861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jonathandeman9051 Yeah well, guess who's the king now huh

    • @Travis015
      @Travis015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pavanbhat3861 the most useless king ever the last 2 seasons were a shit show

  • @PaperGunner722
    @PaperGunner722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10644

    Man bullies disabled man for 7 minutes straight

    • @sick_ibg712
      @sick_ibg712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Man that refuses to shower bullies expressionless disabled man for 7 minutes straight.

    • @ReaperCheGuevara
      @ReaperCheGuevara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Let's give them the Theon Greyjoy treatment.

    • @karlo3080
      @karlo3080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well said

    • @tittumsmcsprinkles9020
      @tittumsmcsprinkles9020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      kek. Fuck the fat ass who wrote the books for this crap. He would have never written more books if HBO didn't threaten his children or whatever because they wanted a TV series.

    • @Ventur8
      @Ventur8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck I've lough a lot bro

  • @SupremetotheT
    @SupremetotheT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    why is bearded bran critiquing his own performance
    Fuck that was a like explosion 😂❤️

    • @TripleSixxxRonin
      @TripleSixxxRonin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Golden

    • @heyzeuscreestow9394
      @heyzeuscreestow9394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's what you do as a Twenty 19 Raven

    • @IAMYOU-.
      @IAMYOU-. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHA

    • @samanstead9131
      @samanstead9131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Holy shit didn’t even realise that he looks so much like bran

    • @kato093
      @kato093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samanstead9131 he looks more like kitana from the new mk11.

  • @moonie5565
    @moonie5565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    It's gonna be revealed next episode that Bran could actually walk the whole series.

    • @eeevy_
      @eeevy_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope so

    • @eldritchemissary4718
      @eldritchemissary4718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would consider my expectations... SUBVERTED

    • @xRhadical
      @xRhadical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ANU I've heard Westeros has a very lenient welfare program.

    • @666thprayer
      @666thprayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol game of “land of make believe”

    • @666thprayer
      @666thprayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If Bran gets out of his chair. Jaimie better do us all a solid and break his legs AGAIN

  • @Vanth0ny
    @Vanth0ny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Bran should've warged into a dragon.
    "You'll never walk again, but you will fly."

    • @Amir_97
      @Amir_97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Anthony J. He is flying with his crows. He cannot warg into a dragon because dragons are intelligent magical beasts and could easily resist control

    • @loriannwhite8384
      @loriannwhite8384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anthony J. That’s what I thought the three-eyed raven, meant.

    • @sophonax661
      @sophonax661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Anthony J.
      Absolutely agree. Bran should have warged into Rhaegal while being guarded by Jon.
      - he could have seen Davos's signal and found Viserion immediately because his magic sight wouldn't have been effected by the blizzard
      - Jon's Valyrian sword and his fighting skills were wasted on a dragon! His best place was on Bran's side - as the only swordsman who fought against and killed a Walker and who knew the NK, guarding the most vulnerable and most important person.
      This way both characters wouldve had sth to do.
      Besides it didn't make any sense to use Theon. Theon is an archer, not a swordsman. He should have guarded Bran from a distance.

    • @amandafrazier9724
      @amandafrazier9724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sophonax661 yes to all of this. Jon would have been better on the ground, Rhaegal would have been better off and more lethal if he didnt have to worry about keeping his newb rider alive, Dany could have been burning legions of zombies in the field further out, and Rhaegal could have been circling close to the Godswood to make the attempt on the NK when he showed up.

    • @ceilingfanenthusiast6041
      @ceilingfanenthusiast6041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought this could be true but I never saw why people took this so literally.
      Flying can be metaphorical, as in he would be superhuman or exceed human limits/achieve greatness. Think of Lord of the Rings, when Gandolph said Fly you fools" to the fellowship, no one thought that that was meant that they should literally fly. Obviously they didn't have the means, but the point stands.
      Even when I hear that people think of it as a metaphor or sounds ridiculous, such as "flying through time". I can't express why that sounds so stupid but it's like those theories that can't he true without extreme exposition dumps following the event. A shitty pun/insignificant detail doesn't make the whole theory

  • @qui-gonjinn6060
    @qui-gonjinn6060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1657

    He was watching avengers endgame during the battle

  • @lazyliko5641
    @lazyliko5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2487

    “THIS CHARACTER DOES NOTHING”
    *is paralyzed*

    • @loganmerrifield3654
      @loganmerrifield3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      “THIS CHARACTER DOES NOTHING”
      Has the ability to look in the past and future.

    • @gabrielc2125
      @gabrielc2125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @loganmerrifield3654
      @loganmerrifield3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      “THIS CHARACTER DOES NOTHING”
      LITERALLY can fucking mind control people .

    • @kr1spness
      @kr1spness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      When you can mind control beings thorughout time, and you think your biggest ability is being a living wikipedia page.

    • @loganmerrifield3654
      @loganmerrifield3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @daneilo777
    @daneilo777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Who else is here after Bran became king

    • @skellymelly8481
      @skellymelly8481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @codythompson9973
      @codythompson9973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Robin Banks
      I think the other commenter was just joking

    • @ighways
      @ighways 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "wHy dO yOu tHink I cAmE aLl tHis WaY?"

    • @gamer-san8923
      @gamer-san8923 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And I think it's so insulting that Sansa won't bend the knee to her own brother being King. It's stupid.

  • @nspcrazy1122
    @nspcrazy1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Legend has lt that while Bran was waiting, he was looking into the future, to see a homeless man bullying him for being a cripple.

    • @yaheard3918
      @yaheard3918 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NSPcrazY112 who’s the homeless man?

    • @nspcrazy1122
      @nspcrazy1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yaheard3918 Cr1TiKaL, because he wears the same shirt & doesn't cut his hair. And he can't afford LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga. He had a copy once, but he was forced to sell lt to the other hobos so he could buy flesh lights to protect himself from douchetuber raids. That's almost forgivable.

  • @sloth321
    @sloth321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    You're telling me that a character became worse after the show stopped following the source material? Shocker

    • @pimpdaddyg2081
      @pimpdaddyg2081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      47GOON do you like anime and body pillows?

    • @thomasweyand7954
      @thomasweyand7954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Pimp daddy G Who doesn’t?

    • @sickbars4lyfe900
      @sickbars4lyfe900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Pimp daddy G
      Your just some loser that will never find a loving waifu to make your life better

    • @Cevichelicious
      @Cevichelicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bran is also stupid so far in the books lol....

    • @bladeclanhalo3
      @bladeclanhalo3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you do realise they are following the source material, they had george rr martin with them to write the story

  • @chrisgioko
    @chrisgioko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "I can't imagine in the next 3 episodes before the show ends doing anything noteworthy with the character"
    Oh boy...

    • @ryanbappy
      @ryanbappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      it didn't do anything noteworthy

    • @StrangerHappened
      @StrangerHappened ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Alpha Wolf ... out of nowhere, not by doing anything of note

  • @alienapple010x5
    @alienapple010x5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    when you spend 8 seasons building up this massive threat, and it's defeated in one episode

    • @harryzak9056
      @harryzak9056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oof

    • @BaldorfBreakdowns
      @BaldorfBreakdowns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They couldn't even make this battle work for one episode, how many ex machinas would they need for more episodes?
      And even if this was split into 2 or more episodes, he would be defeated in one of them...thus defeated in one episode...

    • @bigmantyrone199
      @bigmantyrone199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@BaldorfBreakdowns how about most of thr main characters die in winterfell causing Jon and dany to retreat to king landing for a final showdown

    • @BaldorfBreakdowns
      @BaldorfBreakdowns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@bigmantyrone199 How would that work? With everyone dead they can't fight Cercei, so she'd just kill them. Then Cercei fights the Night King? Or do you think Cercei would team up with them?

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      built up from the very first scene of GoT and the very first chapter of asoiaf, then ended within 2 seconds of a ninja stab that comes out of nowhere

  • @Vesohag
    @Vesohag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    They make the most expensive longest battle in cinema/television history.
    No one can see it.
    Genius.

    • @Vesohag
      @Vesohag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mr.rabbit5334 A girl was the only one. ;)

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Emotionally it was the greatest episode I have ever seen though.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @just some ninja shit s8ep3 is the greatest thing ever shown on TV. Red wedding lol, pea-brain.

    • @Dano135791
      @Dano135791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@K4inan How? The Long Night episode suffers from numerous deus ex machinas, no actual consequences to anyone's actions, shaky 5-cuts-per-second camera that's almost nauseating at times and an ending that makes the NK story pointless. How is this the greatest thing ever shown on TV?

    • @willrussell2624
      @willrussell2624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Scotty I’m right there with you man. I’m mostly disappointed with how anticlimactic the night king story line was. The show managed to create one of the scariest villains of all time (who btw had never said one word, most impressive) just to be killed off so simply. I especially agree with the deus ex machinas, the directors seemed too scared to kill of characters because of fear of public response that it lost what makes GOT the best show of all time, no one is safe (or so we thought). I get that they have to finish this show in three more episodes but it’s just not shaping out to be what it could.

  • @ncrtrooper6619
    @ncrtrooper6619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    *Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for Charlie to take a shower*

    • @ecco2ks
      @ecco2ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      NCR Trooper degenerates like Charlie belong on a cross

    • @HayDawgBruh
      @HayDawgBruh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Degenerates like Charlie belong in the shower

    • @mercedesbenzdelos90s
      @mercedesbenzdelos90s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Get fucked

    • @Duwawawa
      @Duwawawa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      When I got this assignment I was hoping there would be more showering

    • @aleknedelkovski7964
      @aleknedelkovski7964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Homeless people like Charlie belong to the shower

  • @90spapii15
    @90spapii15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    If he ends up on the throne....I'm gonna lose it..

    • @kitb9504
      @kitb9504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      well he did, proves that this series is garbage...

    • @EveryDay-fc1fy
      @EveryDay-fc1fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Looooooool

    • @alterego1121
      @alterego1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh boy

    • @lisakanzira6765
      @lisakanzira6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ehehe

    • @okano.638
      @okano.638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh boyyy

  • @Jake-pf5ot
    @Jake-pf5ot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    It turns out the night king was a side plot and Bran is a bird...
    CLEGANEBOWL is now the only thing I'm looking forward to

    • @davekimp2058
      @davekimp2058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah Arya will kill him too cause it's "unexpected"

    • @DovahSheep
      @DovahSheep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KroVey What do you mean he's been reverted into a pussy? He's been afraid of fire the entire series and a perimeter of flames around Winterfell popped up right in front of him.

    • @docrobinsonjr
      @docrobinsonjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not gonna happen, we waited yrs for Jon vs NK and got nothing. This show is only about neutering the men and letting the women save the day now, so we'll probably get the Ser Lady of Tarth vs The Mountain because it's unexpected and makes no sense and she beat 1 brother already. We never know what type of bs to expect from D&D, and yes Bran fn sucks.

    • @kevinruppert3522
      @kevinruppert3522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The mountain is going to stare at the hound for ten minutes and the Arya will jump in and slice him in half. And you'll enjoy it because it subverted your expectations.

    • @tigerboyQais
      @tigerboyQais 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin Ruppert cmon bro, everyone knows that the hero fighting the villain is too cliche 😂😂😂 the villain has to be killed by an irrelevant side character who has no involvement in the story arc of either people.

  • @dio4296
    @dio4296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    "The night is dark and i can't see shit on the tv"

    • @EVS-pf4tb
      @EVS-pf4tb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Repugnant_Grunt
      @Repugnant_Grunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @unohana Retsu I would say r/woosh but I'm not a degenerate so I won't

    • @yuzumeow
      @yuzumeow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Repugnant_Grunt >reddit
      Yikes

    • @Repugnant_Grunt
      @Repugnant_Grunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @unohana Retsu Reddit is an absolute shithole and I'd like to stay as far away from that place as possible, but I also wanted to be the asshole who pointed out that you missed the joke soo..

    • @duncangreywater
      @duncangreywater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sorry everyone else decided that it's a good idea to watch an episode that was so forewarned to be dark with all of their lights on. I turned them off and had little to no trouble watching the Battle of Winterfell. It was fine.

  • @soliduswasright678
    @soliduswasright678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    GoT fell off the moment they ran out of book material.
    The writers literally admitted they just make decisions based off of shock value now.

    • @MattDeezly
      @MattDeezly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where was this said?

    • @soliduswasright678
      @soliduswasright678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MattDeezly In one of those behind the scenes segments they air after the episode ends.

    • @isakferm7674
      @isakferm7674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      soliduswasright Funny thing is that it’s extremely predictable. I literally said before episode ”Guy with fire sword will save Arya because he had some sort of destiny, he will then die because he has no use. Arya will then kill NK because of her conversations with red lady. I could never really do this in earlier seasons.

    • @slippedonturd
      @slippedonturd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MattDeezly He's absolutely taking the piss. They said that they wanted to do something people weren't gonna think of as easily for that episode - like Jon Snow killing the Night King - and then this guy applies that statement as them admitting doing things for shock value LOL

  • @Sean-yq1wm
    @Sean-yq1wm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Bran acting like he has all the infinity stones but really just has a vr headset equivalent

    • @ShinyChroma
      @ShinyChroma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey! That insults VR users. At least VR doesn't feel like you are talking to a brick wall. 😂

    • @user-oe2ip3xm4u
      @user-oe2ip3xm4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShinyChroma infinity stone wall*

    • @imalittletoxicjustalittle
      @imalittletoxicjustalittle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      at least i can still move my legs with VR

    • @j.fragoso7451
      @j.fragoso7451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A VR headset with no mic. He knows all this useful info and he doesn't tells anyone. How did humans beat the white walkers in the past?, What is Cerci planning?. Bran could answer all this question but the only thing that he has to say is " The night king wants to kill me". No shit Sherlock, he wants to everyone and he only came after you after killing 99.9% of the army's.

  • @insertrandomusernameherera9432
    @insertrandomusernameherera9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Fun fact: George R.R. Martin considers Bran to be the hardest character to write

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      He's like me when i come across a math problem at school
      math problems are hard for me to solve, so i don't

    • @Shrubchucker
      @Shrubchucker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The hardest character to write was Tyrions penis

    • @insertrandomusernameherera9432
      @insertrandomusernameherera9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@eldritchemissary4718 Must have been a relief to kill it off

    • @BuffaloBillBtch
      @BuffaloBillBtch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The reason was Brans young age not his plot but your point still stands.

    • @JimmyBologna
      @JimmyBologna 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s a lot different in the books

  • @speedfingers1234
    @speedfingers1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Bran was one of the best characters, now he is a shell without GRRM. All they used him for was to pan the camera up into the clouds as ravens to get a shot at the night king. LMFAO

    • @isakferm7674
      @isakferm7674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, they really made it seem like he would do something important. Turns out he was just stimulating himself with some crow action before NK came.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Night King deserved better in the most recent episode.

    • @nickcherries
      @nickcherries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he hopefully isn't gone after that bs

    • @perspii2808
      @perspii2808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache Yeah. What an unfitting and ridiculous conclusion getting killed by Wolverine was.

    • @namesurname624
      @namesurname624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      QUEEEN SLAAAY YAAASS

    • @Go-Go-Guts
      @Go-Go-Guts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Arya being the one to kill the Night King is the equivalent of Captain Marvel being the one to kill Thanos while Tony is trapped behind a rock.

    • @phoenixfire9176
      @phoenixfire9176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Go! Go! Guts no because captain marvel was a shit character, Arya isnt

  • @Krains123_
    @Krains123_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    DUDE. I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I've been saying that since about season 6 it's been slowly going downhill. Like you said, the writers really didn't know how to pick up from where George R.R. Martin left off.

    • @patrikoberstar158
      @patrikoberstar158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is how they always were. They dont have the books to write new episodes on.

    • @amandafrazier9724
      @amandafrazier9724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think these condensed seasons don't help, either. It's like they're running down a checklist of big epic moments they want to cram in, and all the more subtle, nuanced pieces of the story get chopped as a result.

    • @elbattarijamil7781
      @elbattarijamil7781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      D&D are shit writers they are only good when they have book material, even with george notes they are completely incompetent

    • @bobphan843
      @bobphan843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbh I dont even think GRRM knew where to pick up from where he left off.

    • @user-xw2mo7ql6e
      @user-xw2mo7ql6e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey man, what did Dungeons and Dragons ever do to you?

  • @GonFreecssTF2
    @GonFreecssTF2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Ending :
    Bran wakes up from coma

    • @Realist00
      @Realist00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is that a TWD joke?

    • @predattak
      @predattak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leaks say he will sit on the iron throne in the end ... for some fucking reason ...

    • @thesquake8590
      @thesquake8590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ending: Bran stands up from his wheelchair

    • @Nz-tm3gs
      @Nz-tm3gs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@predattak Thats why Im here

  • @VexJinks
    @VexJinks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Dave and Dan: “Azor who?”

    • @aidanastokes
      @aidanastokes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Arya literally hits none of the ticks in the azor ahai prophecy which is really stupid. Also I get the valonquar prophesy can go fuck itself too probably because I guess we are tossing important plot points out the windows.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aidan Stokes
      Implying Martin is or was ever a big fan of prophecies. Isn't the whole thing meant to throw tropes over board ? I get the general criticism but some of you kinda contradict yourself at some points
      And yes I do realize that what we saw of the Nightkimg so far was also really tropy.

    • @davidlanda9197
      @davidlanda9197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Galaxy dude. Give Alt Shift X a watch if you haven’t. The entire series is based on prophecies coming true. not in the expected ways but still “explainable” ways.

    • @bebos1262
      @bebos1262 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude! Cultural appropriation, the correct term for Westeros would be "Last Hero"

    • @elijahmartin5291
      @elijahmartin5291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      show built up the war for the dawn and azor ahai for 10 years. hinted at jon or danny being pivotal in the prophecy the whole time. then aria (who is badass dont get me wrong) a character who knew nothing of white walkers or the war for the dawn, who had nothing to do with that storyline, and who doesnt fit the prohecy ends up killing him?
      jesus..it was entertaining to watch but on a logical/storytelling perspective it felt like they completely robbed the viewers for what amounted to no more than 30 seconds of shock factor.

  • @SlippinJimee
    @SlippinJimee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    “Stoic passive roast master” this man’s a genius.

    • @victor.6800
      @victor.6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tyean12 me too wth

  • @sourkraut5369
    @sourkraut5369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Every day his hair grows longer he becomes more and more powerful

  • @derekfeeser4125
    @derekfeeser4125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Okay... but where are the moist meters for season 5, 6, and 7?

  • @ClaimhSolaris
    @ClaimhSolaris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Went back to this video just after the damn finale.
    Man called it. 😂

    • @teo-h5t
      @teo-h5t 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tomas Justine Falconitin haahaha

  • @APSBabyyy
    @APSBabyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    8 years of build up of how unkillable King and he dies without a fight like we didn't even see his guards help they just died too only thing I'm looking forward to now is the hound vs the mountain

    • @bhanutomer4862
      @bhanutomer4862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @earaza at least when it's an 8 years of hype

    • @GEORGEMEISTERFTW
      @GEORGEMEISTERFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bhanutomer4862 agreed

    • @TromboneMaster95
      @TromboneMaster95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      earaza 8 years and a prophecy about A Prince who was Promised detracted just a little bit from Arya killing the Night King

    • @danieloakley80
      @danieloakley80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TromboneMaster95 you're forggeting when the red bitch said BLUE EYES IN SEASON 3? OR SOMETHING. i am joking btw it was fucking stupid af. iT KILLED ALL THE HY[PE in one aids moment

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I expect they shot multiple endings to Clegane Bowl, deciding to gage which one to go with based on the reaction to the NK's end.

  • @Haildawn
    @Haildawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I still enjoy the show but the wasted potential makes me SO sad

  • @brody2k
    @brody2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Game of Thrones is the worst character in game of thrones.

    • @ZoruaHunter
      @ZoruaHunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dunno, I think Game of Thrones is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills zombies and doesn't afraid of anything

    • @harsh12352
      @harsh12352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ZoruaHunter Isn't afraid of shitting down the throats of its fans

  • @euphonium929
    @euphonium929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    When you click so early there's no thumbnail

    • @Plsdontlook
      @Plsdontlook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      jcrawford26 it’s a lifestyle

  • @fa1lstar663
    @fa1lstar663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Everyone: literally dying
    Bran: y'all hear sum?

  • @jakemyers5764
    @jakemyers5764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I always knew Charlie was one of these TH-camrs who bully children
    All it took was an emo haircut and several weeks of not showering to realize it

    • @ryankelley5160
      @ryankelley5160 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      to bad that, "kid" is has already grown up to manhood. not a kid. he's a man.

    • @Blizzyy16
      @Blizzyy16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake Myers he’s slowly turning into leafy

    • @Cr1_RAGE
      @Cr1_RAGE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      leafy 2.0

  • @manniman82
    @manniman82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Jon snow was absolutely useless in the Battle of Winterfell. It was so pathetic to watch him literally REEEEing at the ice dragon while Arya kills the Night King.

    • @nick9276
      @nick9276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's not true. He assembled everybody. He got the dragons. He got the soldiers. Without him and his leadership, the Night Kings army would walk right past Winterfell.

    • @manniman82
      @manniman82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nick9276 All ultimately useless: against the Night King. All it took was Arya with the dagger to sneak behind the Night King, whether she does that now or after Winterfell falls is ultimately not that important for the survival of mankind.

    • @sebee555
      @sebee555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True. First dany saved him from nk more than once and thsn arya and inadvertently at that too.

    • @ChocolateFudgeBrowny
      @ChocolateFudgeBrowny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gee I never thought that I would see Mads Mikkelsen and Bernie Sanders argue over GoT, but I guess dreams do come true

    • @dylandecourcey7123
      @dylandecourcey7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@manniman82 dude the only reason arya was able to get to the night king with the dagger is the armies, the dragons, the war. Yes he died pretty quickly, im not disagreeing with that but that doesnt take away from the fact that killing the night king wouldn't have been possible without jon snow doing what he did. The hound wouldnt have survived outside the walls without the army and everything else, therefore unable to protect arya allowing her to escape and kill the night king.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Jeor Mormont stand to the last breath for Nightwatch
    Lyanna Mormont stand to the last breath for the North
    Joran Mormont stands with his queen for the last breath
    HOUSE MORMONT HERE WE STAND

    • @alonzoruiz3591
      @alonzoruiz3591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THE BEST FUCKING HOUSE

    • @millitron3666
      @millitron3666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jeor Mormont gets stabbed in back like a little bitch.
      Jorah of House Friendzone does jack shit through the whole show.
      Lyanna was cool though.

    • @alonzoruiz3591
      @alonzoruiz3591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Jorah is a legend and he deserves some khaleesi pussy

    • @alonzoruiz3591
      @alonzoruiz3591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@millitron3666 how does Jorah do nothing? he traveled across the world, saved khaleesi multiple times, killed a zombie polar bear, fought as a gladiator, killed a blood rider, survived grayscale and took down multiple wights by himself.

    • @mujtabakhan8865
      @mujtabakhan8865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alonzoruiz3591 i have a boner

  • @sirkittensjr
    @sirkittensjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Are we still getting the moist meter on the other seasons?

    • @Cyrus_II
      @Cyrus_II 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He gave you a brief one already. Past 3 seasons have been trash compared to the rest.
      I agree with him

    • @syrace4009
      @syrace4009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frank the show has declined in quality but I definitely disagree that the show is “trash”

    • @syrace4009
      @syrace4009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josuke Higashikata yeah my bad. i lack reading comprehension

    • @heyzeuscreestow9394
      @heyzeuscreestow9394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @asd fgh Not for me homie the bad pussy sisters were the best things and the show has really gone down when they died season 7

  • @RrraverCrow
    @RrraverCrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Night King has Mercy's o.g. ult and Arya achieves ultra instinct. What does Bran have? Crippling depression.

    • @Kaiji...
      @Kaiji... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He has Angry Birds

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Osteoporosis

    • @RrraverCrow
      @RrraverCrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lennysmileyface I'm gay

  • @amateurknightt
    @amateurknightt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Night King:
    Arya Stark: *I'm bouta end this man whole career*

  • @limpanProS2
    @limpanProS2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Please get Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright) on the podcast

    • @jaromor8808
      @jaromor8808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? Do you expect to get honest answers about GoT? :D

    • @limpanProS2
      @limpanProS2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jaromor8808 No, I just want it like a the normal podcast, but with Bran coming in with cryptic one-liners once every 15 minutes

  • @oWildChildo
    @oWildChildo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Bran gave Arya that dagger at the spot she used it to kill the Night King. Surely as the time lord he is, he planned this. That's being useful, isn't it?

    • @oWildChildo
      @oWildChildo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Aurelius But "The oak is the acorn, the acorn is the oak". Not sure if that means anything to the showrunners though. Bran certainly seems like he knows what's going to happen all the time. He's up to something, that smug bastard.

    • @Tourens
      @Tourens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He can't see the future like he sees the past but he sees visions of the future. Little glimpse of the future.

    • @anmax
      @anmax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s a pretty boring way of being useful

    • @whyarewestillherejusttosuf5964
      @whyarewestillherejusttosuf5964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, couldn't she use the obsidian weapon to kill the night king? It does kill the white walkers, although it seems like all the shenanigans with mining the obsidian and making weapons out of it was useless after all, because the white walkers only appeared in the end and all they did is slowly walk and then die with tge death of NK

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He can see the future in bits. In the book, all of his dreams are foreshadowing the future.

  • @Azioxgg
    @Azioxgg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This aged beautifully.

  • @powarman9357
    @powarman9357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Bran could technically find where Cercei will be hiding during the Last War using the ravens or something, but he won’t do that either.

    • @vejymonsta3006
      @vejymonsta3006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He could've done pretty much anything, but instead he did nothing at all.

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      whats even the point of raven scouting when you've got dragons that can do search and destroy missions all on their own.

    • @Niotekk
      @Niotekk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean you could at least explain that with that the powers of the three-eyed raven are coming from the weirwood trees and there aren't any anymore in the south

  • @xSkye629x
    @xSkye629x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    God it would have been so easy to just had Bran warg into Rhaegal to fight Viserion/NK alongside Jon/Dany.
    Imagine the scene, he wargs into the Raven like in the show, it flies up, get caught in the dragon crossfire for a really cool shot, then he suddenly gets the idea to warg into Rhaegal, then the camera switches into a 1st person dragon battle view
    Goddamn waste

    • @coreydaprince
      @coreydaprince 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @SE_Lin
      @SE_Lin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's also slightly hinted at in the books during Bran's time with Bloodraven in some visions that he could warg dragons. That would have been awesome.

    • @sharnachakraborty7815
      @sharnachakraborty7815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These genius minds are not part of the production team

    • @MasonGillis
      @MasonGillis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jon was riding Rhaegal. Why would Bran controlling him be advantageous at all?

  • @Corsharkgaming
    @Corsharkgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "How do you do the lifeless stare so well?"
    "I take off my glasses"
    I really like Bran's actor. Bran is kinda lame tho.

  • @trashthattypes3065
    @trashthattypes3065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I will admit that the show doesn't do him good but books makes his character waaaay better

    • @SE_Lin
      @SE_Lin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed. He doesn't get a lot of chapters in any of the books, usually around 5 or 6 and they're always a treat when they come up especially in A Dance with Dragons.

    • @asheyishere
      @asheyishere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes I agree I liked his character while reading the books much more!

  • @neonsolace2748
    @neonsolace2748 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    can't imagine charlie's reaction to bran's coronation lol

  • @Psychoalives
    @Psychoalives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Audience: Bran's gonna pull some last trick to save them all
    Bran: I'm going to go now...

  • @notfriendly261
    @notfriendly261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    you and Bran have the same haircut 😂

  • @fjallabrjotur
    @fjallabrjotur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    You should do Episode reviews for the rest of the Season! It would be and interesting take to get it from you.

  • @SenorNoodles
    @SenorNoodles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The plan for Bran to ride in on an Elephant dual wielding Excalibur's had to be canned because they didn't want to deal with filming with Elephants.

    • @OmegaF77
      @OmegaF77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really wanted those elephants.

  • @sophonax661
    @sophonax661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:46
    Actually Bran didn't find out about Jon's claim to the Iron Throne without Sam.
    He mistook Jon for a Southern bastard, said his real name was Jon Sand instead of Jon Snow.
    He only looked into the wedding ceremony because Sam pointed that out (after reading about it in Oldtown).
    That was the moment I lost every interest in this character.
    If his whole thing is to "be the memory of the world" and to know all things... and then he doesn't know such a crucial information - well, then he's utterly useless.

    • @sophonax661
      @sophonax661 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jormangandur83
      No because he knew Jon is the son of Lyanna and Rhaegar. He was at the tower of joy with the former three eyed raven. Why wouldn't he look into this? Why would he just conclude "yeah, must be a Sand, but still a bastard!" ?
      Think about it. Bran is the son of Ned. He knows how honest Ned was. Why wouldn't he be curious when he found out that his father lied all the time about Jon? You don't have to be a genius to get suspicious in this situation and do some research with your tree network.

    • @sophonax661
      @sophonax661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jormangandur83
      No not if Jon is the prince who was promised.
      Edit: I appreciate your attempt to defend this mess. I really do.
      I wish this story would still make sense. But it doesnt!
      If Bran was so occupied with the Walkers or the NK, where are all these useful informations? Why didnt he talk about it?

    • @sophonax661
      @sophonax661 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jormangandur83
      I hope you are right. I must admit that I lost any hope in D&D.
      Bran calling Jon "Jon Sand" was just ridiculous, it doesn't make any sense to me. Sam must give a hint first, come on... I don't think that Bran has all the memories in his brain, I absolutely agree with you that it's about ACCESS to knowledge, not about knowing everything.
      That's the point. Bran can use his trees like we can use google, it should not take so much time to find out Jon's heritage. Actually it should be easy, after all Bran went through.
      And if he was occupied, I want to _see_ it in the show. I want to see that Bran, as a character with astonishing powers, supports other figures and takes part in the plot. No matter how. If he wargs into crows I want to see _what for_ .

  • @CultOfTheBanana
    @CultOfTheBanana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    *If I were Bran, I'd put that power to good use by tuning in consistently to **twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal*

    • @xRhadical
      @xRhadical 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is about to fly his ravens right outside Charlie's window to get an in person moisture experience like no other.

  • @Vesohag
    @Vesohag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Also, what's wrong with Jon??
    What was he expecting yelling to an undead dragon?
    That was only to create excitement for the audience, but it was a ridiculous thing for the character!!

    • @tr0ubleM4ker111
      @tr0ubleM4ker111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      that last sentence basically describes the last 3 seasons of this fucking show

    • @CrazyForCooCooPuffs
      @CrazyForCooCooPuffs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jon is a targaryen, fire doesn't effect him.

    • @chico9606
      @chico9606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fire does affect him, his hand was badly burned when he grabbed a lamp to burn the wight that was going to kill lord commander mormont, in the books his burned hand is way more emphasized, but it's not possible to do so on the TV show, and I guess that he was trying to get the dragon closer to try to stab him with his sword, I mean, he was trying to get to Bran and as far as I can tell, you can see that the character was pretty desperate to get to him

    • @Vesohag
      @Vesohag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CrazyForCooCooPuffs Then why would he be avoiding his flames in the first place? He could have just pass through it and keep running.

    • @Vesohag
      @Vesohag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chico9606 Then they should have showed Jon picking up his sword, decided to do something about it; to show he had some quick plan to not only have the dragon's attention but to kill it. Not only the yelling.

  • @dantederi5062
    @dantederi5062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm like bran now, mostly i live in the past, by watching the past season of GOT.

  • @dancyi
    @dancyi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The moment when wildlings got more south than the night king

    • @zhin8294
      @zhin8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof.

    • @MeowFoWowz
      @MeowFoWowz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coming across this comment solidified my belief that GOT has become a tragic cliche sad sad sad

  • @Nick-jv5ow
    @Nick-jv5ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The Battle of Winterfell was so...underwhelming, honestly. I expected so much more from the white walkers and the Night King

    • @mitchellwright1203
      @mitchellwright1203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I totally agree. Imagine if the Night King used catapults to launch bodies over the walls or something.

    • @Nick-jv5ow
      @Nick-jv5ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mitchell Wright That would have been sick! Or even if Jon & him had a proper battle...or if he even said just ONE word...or if when he went up to Bran he bowed down or something like that...they could have done so much, but instead we just got a "gotcha!" fanservice moment and him being dead in one stab. Like what??

    • @MikeDindu
      @MikeDindu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I like how they just decided to send the Dothraki to their deaths. So the Dothraki horde, one of the most feared forces in the world, is just gone. Also, it's a seige, but the castle isn't utilized almost at all because everyone fights outside of it. They put siege weaponry outside of the castle and in front of the spiked barricades and trenches, which would be a sound defensive structure, but now your catapults are immediately out of commission. Oh and Dany and Jon decide to let the walkers get right outside the castle before they attack with their dragons. The Night King should have won because he fighting a bunch of morons apparently.

    • @Nick-jv5ow
      @Nick-jv5ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MikeDindu Dude 100% agree lol

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick
      Jon v Nightking would have been the biggest fan service ever. Fans expected, or let's say demanded, that to a degree that they're now pissed that it didn't play out that way.

  • @SnakeWasRight
    @SnakeWasRight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It's because hes already the Night King. I'm calling it. What is dead may never die.

  • @Buzz_Killington
    @Buzz_Killington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I'm pretty sure George stopped with the show after season 4 or 5. So thats probably why there was such a dip in plot quality.

    • @eldritchemissary4718
      @eldritchemissary4718 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      4 considering how 5 turned out

    • @coolfangs
      @coolfangs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It dropped in quality because George forgot to write the last 2 books, which the showrunners assumed would have been finished by the time they got to that point in the show. Obviously the show has to continue on regardless, forcing them to piece together whatever the original vision was themselves.

    • @vilhelmasbanys9012
      @vilhelmasbanys9012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cory Swartz exactly so it dropped in quality cuz writers of the show cant write for shit

  • @joaodelicias1486
    @joaodelicias1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    To be fair, he gave the dagger to Aria, which she later used to kill the Night King

  • @KINGTACO31
    @KINGTACO31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Some say Bran was baiting the night king, really he was just tuning in to twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal

  • @JaydaCelia
    @JaydaCelia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this aged well

  • @louisenbarne6926
    @louisenbarne6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    love your new my chemical romance hairstyle.

    • @mercedesbenzdelos90s
      @mercedesbenzdelos90s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like Panic! at the disco

    • @TrumpCardMAGA
      @TrumpCardMAGA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wish he would follow the black parade to the shower.

  • @guitarsenpai420
    @guitarsenpai420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He flew Arya above the NK with the crows. See r/freefolk.

  • @NJOverclocked
    @NJOverclocked 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    With GRRM gone, the writing quality has taken a dive

    • @euwteddy2553
      @euwteddy2553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noticeable in the previous season, and it has completely fallen off a cliff in this season. This is just getting to be pure fan-service, except nobody wanted this kind of GoT in the first place. Even Marvel grew bigger balls nowadays, at least they know how to get a proper battle going after years of build-up.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yorilhoi
      Do you really want to tell me episode 3 was fan service ?

    • @Evilteddy30
      @Evilteddy30 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jernie9384 I hope you mean as in it was bad fan service. It goes against the whole point of the story. Arya develops super powers. The Nightking is ultimately worthless to the story and wasn't a threat. AND NO ONE DIED

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henry Reeves-Turner
      No, I meant as it defied literally everyones expectations. There was no Jon v Nightking. like you said, almost no heroic deaths. Less bran. Fan service would have included any of that. So, Think of it whatever you want, but it was no fan service.

  • @arpika1866
    @arpika1866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I honestly had to google who was Rickon cuz i forgot about him.

  • @highjaws
    @highjaws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This episode let a lot of people down. But I guarantee you, everyone who watched this week is going to watch the rest of the season. And I feel like this is the first of many vids like this

    • @MidTierVillain
      @MidTierVillain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      high jaws yes, because we already made it this far.. might as well go down with the ship.

    • @cavnsoulrotmg3413
      @cavnsoulrotmg3413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How did it let people down

    • @kennethparcell5340
      @kennethparcell5340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@cavnsoulrotmg3413 to sum it up: they killed the main bad guy that has been hyped up for 8 seasons (just about 10 years) in a single episode battle. Not just that, but with some bs sneak attack. A complete anticlimactic fan pandering pile of "meh"

    • @Opachki69420
      @Opachki69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i didnt wait 2 fucking years to pussy out now

    • @SARGEHALO666v2
      @SARGEHALO666v2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kenneth parcell What are you talking about? It was hyped af. If you disliked it, you must be a mad incel nerd... Prob what most “fans” would say if you dare to criticize that shitty scene.

  • @光るド
    @光るド 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The most important thing Bran did was telling Sansa and Arya the truth about Littlefinger and how he wanted to turn them against each other, they would never have figured it out and littlefinger would have played them against each other like 2 puppets if it wasnt for Bran's power.

    • @Hussen-g2g
      @Hussen-g2g 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      iamShine and they cut it out of the show 😂

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    you gettem pengy

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This is the greatest game of thrones rant of All Time

    • @Dakblasta
      @Dakblasta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep that’s what the description says

    • @tolgayatamturk2304
      @tolgayatamturk2304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mate, watch Angry Joes rant.

    • @eldritchemissary4718
      @eldritchemissary4718 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Word of wolfs rant about this episode though

  • @schnibba1234
    @schnibba1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This guy is so moist, he’s the prophet of the drowned god

  • @temporarilyembarrassedgodd9656
    @temporarilyembarrassedgodd9656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Forgot how to write books." There was plenty of material. They just didn't want to make the show anymore.

  • @chadfurlong2919
    @chadfurlong2919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Woah, slow your roll on George. He can take his time. It will be better than this crap D&D have been shoveling for the past 4 seasons...

    • @yufusTheFag
      @yufusTheFag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm excited! The trash writing after catching up to the books is giving me so much motivation to start reading them. I ordered the Monday morning and they get here on Thursday! Episode three reassured me that there's no way I'm letting what ever trash they're gonna end the show with be the ending I have to live with. I hope he gets it done soon though. He's getting pretty old.

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly don't think he even wants to finish it. For whatever reason. :(

    • @chadfurlong2919
      @chadfurlong2919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rosesongoku6980 Of course he wants to. Look at his recent remarks, he is entirely focused on writing the next book. He has a plan, but the journey takes a long time to develop properly for someone as accomplished at world building and character development as George.

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chadfurlong2919 Hope you're right!

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      George is 70 years old, retired already. He will die without finishing his story and people will still applaud him. The sad reality is that his last 2 novels were not even that good, especially a feast for crows. The TV show rushed things and "merged" the 2 books into one season, season 5. And season 5 was a piece of shit, even with book material. So, even the books were getting worse. We just have to let it go man, we wasted our time. The previous generation got screwed with Lost, now we get screwed with Game of Thrones. At least the first 3 books and the first 4 seasons were good, that's the only positive I can take from this shit.

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s ironic that he looks like Bran with a beard.

  • @RayramAureanBlue
    @RayramAureanBlue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thing about hinting Rickon as having a similar power to Bran, is that in the books, _all_ the Stark kids have similar powers to Bran. They all have dreams where they're inside the minds of their direwolves. You have Arya dreaming of prowling the Riverlands gathering her wolfpack while she's training in Braavos, and Jon has dreams of seeing through the eyes of Ghost. In fact, when Jon Snow is ( *Book 5/ Season 5 spoilers) stabbed repeatedly and left for dead at The Wall, fans are theorising that he may have warged into Ghost. When Robb is killed at the Red Wedding, there's reason to believe that he Warged into Greywind, and saw Arya through his eyes before the Frey's shot Greywind. None of that is in the show, which is disappointing.

  • @miguelgordillo3257
    @miguelgordillo3257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I was waiting for episode 3 to redeem Bran. Some amazing unexpected event from him... and then... lol. I think this was my least favorite episode in the whole show. Not kidding. I was confused from start to end.

  • @MrSmokinGanja
    @MrSmokinGanja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Correction, Bran did 3 things of significance.
    1. Give Jon Snow his real name
    2. Be bait for the Night King
    3. Expose Little Finger to Sansa

    • @naosou921
      @naosou921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Also gave Arya the weapon she used to kill the NK
      And I am pretty sure he did something last episode with those crows. He stayed in Warg mode for almost the entire battle. There must have been a reason for that, since the cameras kind of focused on him doing it a few times. We are probably only gonna find out what he did in the next episode or after.

    • @user-hj3ew8fd8m
      @user-hj3ew8fd8m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Littlefinger is still alive you watch

    • @1Rekuiem
      @1Rekuiem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Expose little finger sounds like a euphemism for showing your penis.

    • @Rilo1245
      @Rilo1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bill FitzGerald the dude literally got his throat sliced open what you mean

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you don't need bran to expose LF, everyone already knew he was a schemer and arya already wanted to kill him since s1.

  • @madspad9638
    @madspad9638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    welp hes fucking king . how splendid

  • @ThePauloFrost
    @ThePauloFrost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bran is that high leveled character in your party that does nothing and let’s you do all the work

  • @mastapimp189
    @mastapimp189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Bran is the best character... HBO turned him to shit

  • @WhyIsTheMooseLoose
    @WhyIsTheMooseLoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Then he becomes king lol

  • @Mordecai626
    @Mordecai626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bran was the one that gave the dagger to Arya which led to the Night King getting killed, so...he wasn't entirely useless.

    • @pico5746
      @pico5746 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but is that really all the effect we're gonna see from Bran. I guess it was useful but still no fighting for control of the un-dead dragon causing it to stall and to fall from the sky or control over ravens to give strategic advice or even taking control over ghost or something to fight? literally nothing but give a girl a knife.

    • @Gentamoru
      @Gentamoru 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little finger gave the dagger to Bran you know... so, he wasn't entirely evil

    • @noodle7725
      @noodle7725 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We dont give a damn about bran giving a dagger, she could have used dragon glass for all we know! They hyped him up sooo much, he was one of my favorite characters, but now he is the worst one

  • @valtr__
    @valtr__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In the books Rickon is in a cannibal island with unicorns on it

  • @trevorp8124
    @trevorp8124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Stoic Roastmaster" sounds like an excellent setup for a D&D character

  • @VenomSnakee
    @VenomSnakee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Episode 3 killed all the hype. Why did the war against the super powered ice zombies end after the third episode of the last season? So is Cersei more powerful than the Night King?

    • @jal7852
      @jal7852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not only that. If Arya can fucking teleport behind the NK and do a one-hit KO, then how is Cersei even a challenge at this point? Arya can kill everyone in Kings Landing before lunch!

    • @jal7852
      @jal7852 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vizardog
      That’s the main problem though. I don’t care that Arya was the one who killed the NK. What I have a problem with is the way it happens. Like, I get that she trained to be an assassin, but it makes no sense how she managed to sneak right behind him. To make things even more stupid, she screams before she lands the killing blow. Like...doesn’t that defeat the purpose of being an assassin?

  • @HugeZorse
    @HugeZorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Game of thrones went from a super unique fantasy series where you actually couldn’t predict what was going to happen to “FOOKING AWESOME. COOL SHIT. SO EPIC.” The past 2 seasons have been unsubstantiated, fan service drivel

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing in season 8 was fan service, not much in season 7 either.

    • @geert574
      @geert574 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Newsflash: all TV shows suck complete balls in their last throes

    • @HugeZorse
      @HugeZorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jernie9384 are you serious? Lyanna Mormont- a 9 year old girl who was just punted 30 yards by a GIANT and had her intestines smooshed- was able to kill that Giant? and that's not fan service? dude.

  • @JiffyGuy
    @JiffyGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As soon as I read the title, critikal started to look a lot like Bran

  • @Malhaheifnrifbwkmq
    @Malhaheifnrifbwkmq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The new iron throne is gonna be a wheelchair.

  • @mrjayfoggy
    @mrjayfoggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i thought when I was watching the show... I got really into the show." Lol I think all of us went through this, the second I saw GOT I shot through the first two seasons. Then was like shit, good thing Season 3 is coming out. Then, slowly after Season 4 I stopped holding the show in such high regard. He's right about the writing, the second they couldn't adapt George's writing onto screen they started half assingly doing things that went against the principles of the first few seasons that made the show so great.

  • @duen-wayneogilvie5223
    @duen-wayneogilvie5223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i laughed so hard when he said "Im not taking shots at the actor, and i think that's what a lot of you feral animals who don't like an actor need to know"

  • @damienlarson4145
    @damienlarson4145 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    how did Arya get pass those nightwalkers? was she jumping on their heads? was one of her teachers Mario?