That one meant for the boyfriend was all those emojis, and only one being a noise instead of a word, really caught me off guard. “Kissing face emoji, kissing face emoji, AUGH, heart, heart, heart”
Always fun when people mistake an abbreviation for an insult. For example, when the nurses write "SOB" in your chart, they mean that you're having trouble breathing (shortness of breath). Understandably though, many people assume it means something else.
I've worked a couple jobs where the cash register is referred to as the "point of sale" or POS for short. Always fun when the computer needs to restart so I can tell a customer "sorry, I'm just waiting on this POS". Always gets an amusing look out of them.
Read the "deep purple" part on the receipt and heard the guitar riff in my head. When it actually played, I laughed so much. Truly on the same wave length with this one.
@@na-ky8ouas a morbidly obese person who almost died because of hypothyroids (slow thyroids), I really feel like it could be worse. the worst thing about it is really the fact that some of the stuff (the cheese and the lasagna slice thingy) look raw, but I'm sure you could eat them. in all honesty with how much I can barely eat anything else, despite the fact that I never ate a whole lot, might make me extremely forgiving towards _some_ stuff.
The Smoke on the Water riff at 9:19 killed me 💀 (I’m a huge classic rock fan so it’s always fun to see references to it in the videos I watch, thanks for putting that there)
i was confident it was condition but for some reason the emoji made me rethink if con dishing is actually a word and that i'm just not smart enough to know it xD (i do understand now that they were trying to convey rating, aka how good the shirt was lol)
"Ok when will she die" I'm sure the buyer was hoping for like, a "sorry to hear that, it's okay, no charge" and the seller wasn't having it... but *DAMN.* 😂
The first few notes of Smoke on the Water playing instead of saying "deep purple" took me out, that's legitimately the funniest thing I've seen on this channel and idek why SKULLEMOJI
Dear Matt Rose, I regret to inform you that the emojis you classified as “Squids”(🐙) Are actually octopus emojis. THIS is a squid :“🦑”. Thank you for your time :)
6:54: I love Matt Rose’s ability to read fluent freaking gibberish, even when he’s still drunk. I’m not and I still can read gibberish, a little not as good as him, though but it’ll do the job for now. Yep, I think…
2:38 Matt darling, those were flat measurements. You're meant to double them. The actual full measurements would look more like 30.5 inch waist, 34.5 inch hip. That being said, HOLY COW WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WOMANS WAIST IS 15 INCHES AROUND WHERE ARE HER ORGANS
8:15 No joke. My worst one was a bunch of children's Blurays I ordered. She used grocery bags for the packaging and in one of them was a load of cat sht.
She was teying to say ❤🐙🐙😍😍😍😍🐙❤❤🐙😍😍😍🔥💕💕💕❤❤❔️❔️😍🦖🦖😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🦖😍😍❔️❔️❤❤❤❤💕💕😙❔️❔️🐙🐙🐙🦖😘😘😩😘🦖😍😙❔️😙❔️❔️💕😊😊😊😇😇😇😇❤❤❤❤🐙 Also yes i did just copy that all out My back hurts from doing that
3:55 While walking through my local mall I found a store called "Guess" and thought itd be funny if someone tried asking what brand or something is like this. "Whered you get that from?" "Guess" "I dont know, tell me" "Guess!" "I said I dont know" "Its Guess" "Oh"
Maybe they thought "me temo" was a Spanish thing and no way "I'm afraid" means the same thing in English. Or they used Google Translate and "I'm afraid" got translated into "tengo miedo".
Just wanted to put it out there that it is just so nice to see a genuine fellow Brit on TH-cam. You visit any fandom that merely mentions the UK and I bet there are Americans etc making fun of our accents and culture, harassing anyone claiming to be British, and generally being racist. I've been subscribed to you since your first Furby video, and my siblings and I absolutely love you, Bamboo and your girlfriend. Live long and prosper my g 😁
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
I’ll call the police
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
I love how he describes some emojis with immense verbosity and others he just goes "æeuµghh"
That one meant for the boyfriend was all those emojis, and only one being a noise instead of a word, really caught me off guard. “Kissing face emoji, kissing face emoji, AUGH, heart, heart, heart”
@@justalittleturtle5600 It's the best way to describe that one
ɤɪ̈ːd̃ʑʐt͡ʃθd͡ʒʜᵊˡᵊᵝ̯̪ʡʌ́ʘʘǀ˦ʍɞæβɭʂɣʬʫʪʩ͎͔͆͋͊↗︎ꜛ‿̩̺̌ʳˀ̪̃ʑʐʰʎɤʏ˩˥ʷ́ˑ˧˦˧̏ʘ˦ˌɳøⱱ→↓ↀɶɚçɕðɛ̃ɝɬt͡ʃt͡s
"Hi, are these still available?"
"yes"
"Not surprised mate"
💀
Thats painful
I think it was for an ugly car, idk I just remember seeing it
@@Official_SteamPUNKSwait you can buy cars on depop?
@@x_kittrix i dont think it was on depop, i just remember it being related to a car sale, sorrgy :
why do npcs just like to take random quotes from the vid and add a skull emoji
The fact that someone saw pre-pissed pants and was willing to buy
Does the stain come out or does he mostly stay in?
it's actually a great deal because then you don't have to piss them yourself
@@De19thKingJulionHe's a bit shy, but he has his more extroverted days.
consider your pants peed
I think it was because he wanted to wash it out, or maybe it was for a completely different reason 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The “youth medium”/“child psychic” part got me more than it should’ve💀
lol same. I’m watching this at 11:00 and I laughed so hard I woke my parents up.
I get it now😂😭💀 and I’m DYING
SAME
I’m wHEEZING OH MY GOR. 😂😂😂
2:29 timestamp 😂❤
Always fun when people mistake an abbreviation for an insult. For example, when the nurses write "SOB" in your chart, they mean that you're having trouble breathing (shortness of breath). Understandably though, many people assume it means something else.
That oughta hold the little SOBs!
This could be a video
Do they say "ess ouh bee" when reading it out loud, or "sobb"?
They just fucking bully a man who can't breathe well lol.
I've worked a couple jobs where the cash register is referred to as the "point of sale" or POS for short. Always fun when the computer needs to restart so I can tell a customer "sorry, I'm just waiting on this POS". Always gets an amusing look out of them.
“I don’t do international shipping I’m afraid”
“Afraid of what?”
“Don’t be afraid”
😭
Lol I love that 😂
That's the thing with English, the "because" is optional and so is the comma.
Yes thanks we watched the video as well.
@@ninetailedfox579121you people are so annoying
@@xxdrippinghaloxx1712 You people are so annoying.
well this was a very unfortunate way to be introduced to depop
Not as bad as actually using it lol
I had literally never heard of it before now, figured things out as we went, and now I'm very glad it is not my marketplace of choice.
Still, I'd say I'd rather learn about it from Matt than without the laughs.
My intro to depop was the constant annoying ads, so it could've been worse
@@BeautifulDuwang-gk6pj I recommend uBlock Origin/Blokada, device depending. 👍
“don’t be scared”
has the same energy as “be not afraid”
Fr 😭
probably because it means the same thing
Biblically accurate Spain
right, probs because they're synonyms...
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
The Deep Purple riff made me snort out loud! Superb sound bite precisely employed! Bravo!
Me too
i love that for example 😄 he goes "smiley face" but for 😫he just goes "AUUGHH"
“Can you do £5 plus postage”
“Nah”
“didn’t ask”
“Well you did”
“NU-UH”
“Fuck you mean 'NU-UH'?”
@@Forest-ky1he"ur mom"
@@beefiestsurprise269"l+ratio"
@@beefiestsurprise269"NuH uH"
Holy shit, we found the f***** who asked
Rat Moses uploading a video on Depop is the last thing I thought I’d see on a Monday evening.
rat moses??
@@thatduckthatanimatesreference to a previous video where someone accidentally said rat moses instead of matt rose i believe.
ah, okay
@@paintrainfunhousetwo yes, that is correct!
If Matt Rose is rat Moses then papa emeritus from ghost is rat antichrist/Jesus
I appreciate the Italian person’s dedication to using the 1️⃣🔟 emojis
CON DISHING
10:31 , my tiny heart just dropped to the floor.
Real 💀
Like the towel?
@@Geraldandme yes, like the towel😭
@@HappyGaminz lol
THE TOWEL- I HAD A HEART ATTACK
Edit: …why the hell r y’all tryna see it so badly?
Caught me so off guard T_T
FR😅
I had to do a double take
Jumpscared me worse than a horror video.
@@pemanilnoob🤨
"Does the wee stain come out?"
"It's the shadow of my phone."
This one offed me 🤣🤣
1:36 "I'm 50 years old" they're so real for that
I still can't get over the fact that there's such a thing as a UK womens size 2...
@@likestriangles imagine uk womens size 3... imagine uk women's size 4, even
it's giving "im neurodivergent and a minor"
this line had me crying 🤣
@@likestriangles I don’t get it
Read the "deep purple" part on the receipt and heard the guitar riff in my head. When it actually played, I laughed so much. Truly on the same wave length with this one.
11:05
“Look at this lasagne”
*shows picture of spaghetti*
sprite lasagne
As a fat person, I've never felt so insulted in my entire life.
@@na-ky8ouas a morbidly obese person who almost died because of hypothyroids (slow thyroids), I really feel like it could be worse. the worst thing about it is really the fact that some of the stuff (the cheese and the lasagna slice thingy) look raw, but I'm sure you could eat them. in all honesty with how much I can barely eat anything else, despite the fact that I never ate a whole lot, might make me extremely forgiving towards _some_ stuff.
Depop has got to be one of the most horrific apps HELP 💀 THE WAY THEY SAY IT SO CALMLY
I only found out about its existence today and I'm so fucking scared
@@femboichik Same.
German Kleinanzeigen is even more cursed I think
@@jcrafterz I'm proud of my country and Kleinanzeigen 💪💪💪
The scary thing on depop are the prices
“Afraid of what? Do not be scared.”
Wow, we both read the same thumbnail.
Wow, I poopee me pantaloons.
Is it just me who finds the “wow, we both watched the same video” Mfs to be WAY more annoying than the comments that quote the video?
@@basic6735 it's not just you
@@basic6735yeah I like to laugh *with* people, these types of comments are basically laughing at the same funny bits
5:16 quite possibly the most british sounding sentence I've ever heard
"th' 'ot wa'a bo'a tha' I bo' off y' doesn't work"
Sounds like literal nonsense 💀
duhn't*
what??
Thawa-abolthaba-afyadonwer
Americans ☕️
7:13 "Upnoot noot!" was the best part.
The Smoke on the Water riff at 9:19 killed me 💀 (I’m a huge classic rock fan so it’s always fun to see references to it in the videos I watch, thanks for putting that there)
5:57 Took me way too long to realize he was asking about the shirt's condition.
If it weren't for this comment I would be wondering what a con dishing is for the rest of the week.
Speech to text FTW? lul
Ohhh thanks to you I finally get it!! 😂😅 con dishing...
same and only thanks to youtube captions 💀💀
i was confident it was condition but for some reason the emoji made me rethink if con dishing is actually a word and that i'm just not smart enough to know it xD
(i do understand now that they were trying to convey rating, aka how good the shirt was lol)
"Ok when will she die"
I'm sure the buyer was hoping for like, a "sorry to hear that, it's okay, no charge" and the seller wasn't having it... but *DAMN.* 😂
In fairness, the person who started the thread was being pretty cold about it too.
Yeah, like she didn't have to say "it's okay, no charge", but "Ok when will she die" is just not on 😂
Literally in the middle of sobbing my eyes out having a proper menty b and Matt Rose posts!!! Thanks Matt!! Laughter always helps
MENTY B
omg babe hope ur menty b bcums like ezier x
No but seriously hope you're good pal.
Menty B. Holy cow. Get well soon babez
hope things go better for you mate
A Menty B, in my house?
Hope your good mate, and hope whatevers vexxed you gets sorted soon x
6:49 ⁺‧₊˚ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ˚₊‧⁺ "sorry gal ia sm very drunk" ⁺‧₊˚ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ˚₊‧⁺
Who else thought Matt would say “do not be afraid” in that iconic deep voice he does
“Like a child psychic? No”
“No the t shirt size.”
“oh”
got me cackling
(it sounds like a conversation someone would have with me lmfao)
Ngl same i had a vision of me making this same mistake
Yeah it was really funny!
I though the exact same thing when I saw "Child medium" tbh
I can't believe that I laughed at the French dressing joke
smh
It was good and i want to know if they got a discount
me too lad, me too
If there is ever an occasion in which I must discuss fashion week, I will only refer to it as French Dressing. It’s the best name!
I swiped this notification away so fast cause I was watching something emotional and thought it said “poop drama” and it almost ruined the moment.
💩😭
9:13 his life flashed before his eyes
5:16 was the most British sounding sentence I’ve ever heard
9:19 SMOKE ON THE WATER PLAYING THERE JUST MADE ME WHEEZE-
I think you meant 9:19 I’m just putting this here so people can find the time in the video not trying to be rude. Also your profile pic is so cool.
@Olivemilk Yes that was right sorry I was tired when I wrote that comment
@@artfuldodgerrr it’s all good also where is your profile pic from it look vaguely familiar to me
@@Olivemilk It's Charon from the music video for the song Honey I'm Home by Ghost and Pals
@@artfuldodgerrr oh yeah that’s were I thought it was from ghost and pals is epic
When Matt Rose uploads:
WAHLAH!!!
6:16 THAT MAN’S AUTOCORRECT JUST EXPOSED HIM SO BAD 💀💀💀
Nah bro, I can't believe that's in his auto-correct. Me personally, I could never. 💀
you do not want to know the shit that's in my autocorrect
@@fatchunkybird429 You know mobile devices have an option to erase personalized auto-predict data right?
but no you see he was just using a bad phone..
Bad phone indeed. Because my phone has google keyboard by default and it doesn't save anything nsfw to autocorrect
The first few notes of Smoke on the Water playing instead of saying "deep purple" took me out, that's legitimately the funniest thing I've seen on this channel and idek why SKULLEMOJI
7:33 sounds like the cha cha slide
To the left now y'all
two hearts, two hearts!
two hearts this time ‼️
The fact Matt actually bought the towel made the video just that much better.
Great stuff as always!
Seeing Matt in a Pitbull towel is something i never knew i needed 💀
And when he dropped it my face went 💀💀💀💀💀
NEEDED?
@@onceinaknifetime needed
@@Andy-the-crowI LEGIT SCREAMED
😫😫
"I'm afraid."
"Afraid of what?"
"Dont be scared."
I can't 😂. The innocence.
To be fair it is a rather odd phrase for a not native English speaker (especially if they translated it to Spanish). Pretty funny though.
@@anthropomorphicrabbit866Yes and no. Spanish has "me temo que..." It's basically the same literal translation, for the same purpose
@@armintargaryen9216 Interesting, I wonder if that phrase is universal like with English or if it varies by country.
@@anthropomorphicrabbit866 German uses the phrase in the same way as well. "Ich befürchte ..."
@@anthropomorphicrabbit866I don't think it can be universal, but it seems to be common enough among European languages
I had a dream about "the ultamite Matt Rose video" and woke up terrified for some reason last, last, night.
Tell me...
..What was this "Ultimate Matt Rose video" about?
@@Mello_Loves_Chocolate it was one big sequel to every video he’d ever made, I think. *Literally every single one.*
7:18 this combo goes hard
the deep purple riff absolutely sent me
This is like watching people in a virtual flea market
That’s actually so true
matthew please never subject us to that towel again
I can assure you of that
Matt please ignore @stalebiscuits07 we want more
@@Matt_RoseWe need more of that towel, dude! And maybe a part 2 of Cursed Stuff People Wrote as Kids - I got a couple doozies myself
Gerald thought your pfp was the creator of the 3006 songs’ Spotify pfp
Start - 0:01
End - 11:33
You’re literally the only youtuber that makes me laugh hysterically every time you release a video
I was just bing watching all your videos! Then a new one came out!!!!
Thanks for donating money. Im pretty sure it'll all go towards new furbies for Matt
Dang 2 dollars already??
I prefer google but it’s different from person to person
@@gamingchickenstudiosTH-cam actually 😭
Moneys🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
5:16 the way he said " the hot water that I bought off you" scratched an itch in my brain
omg same
2:15 bro heard "honesty is the best policy" and took it a little too seriously 💀
Couldn't have been scammed by a better person
☠️☠️☠️
5:30 feels so threatening yet passive, its like the person was genuely asking a question.
this made my opaque deer clear, thank you
thank you @MatingPress very cool
The British levels are off the charts in this one, cheers Matt!
RAT MOSES UPLOADED
You what 💀
who the actual hell is “RAT MOSES” 😭😭😭
@@That_dude_that_may_existHe said it in one of his videos.
OF COURSE IT'S A MONDAY
@@Proferk damn I forgot about that 💀
@@Matt_Rose This made my Monday better, now I’m not so sad about tomorrow’s math test
Dear Matt Rose, I regret to inform you that the emojis you classified as “Squids”(🐙) Are actually octopus emojis. THIS is a squid :“🦑”. Thank you for your time :)
Oh you think you're sooo cool.
Well you are. Have a nice day/night and my respect
@@ExistentialCrisis1984 Man, i wish there were more people in the world like you. Stay awesome dude. 💪
@@Ballistic2770 D'aww ty 😊
I love you both I hope every fucking good thing in the world happens to you and that your incredible family is blessed by Jesus fuckign Christ himself
@@terraincognita9614 same to you my friend! 🙏
You gave the best* line reading of "like cut up human hair??" I've ever heard
* also only
9:18 the Smoke on the Water riff had me coughing for 10 minutes.
same
10:32 perfectly cut naked
Literally cut at the perfect time, a millisecond more and the vid would have been taken down 💀💀
10:33 💀
you could make a whole series out of this, depop is an unknown place
Depop is something else. It’s an SCP.
6:54: I love Matt Rose’s ability to read fluent freaking gibberish, even when he’s still drunk. I’m not and I still can read gibberish, a little not as good as him, though but it’ll do the job for now. Yep, I think…
7:09 the way matt kept a straight face and named every emoji at lightspeed without even stuttering had me rolling 😭
"Do I have the towel for you" was comedy gold. You're great Matt, absolutely hilarious.
10:15 I'M SCREAMING
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I came back to this and I just realized he's singing timber as well fucking icon
i was legit scared when matt just let go of that towel
like i was so scared this was gonna get the classic youtube age restricted
11:18 “Bath boyz, bath boyz”
“Watcha gonna do?”
“Watcha gonna do when they come for you?”
Take a bath?
Underrated comment
Pray they slip?
“Bad birds bad birds
Whatchu gonna do
Whatchu gonna do when they come for you?”
9:01
next message "Womp Womp"
5:57 is the most english/italian exchange ive ever seen.
9:45 they're at least being honest with the quality of the product
bros been watching longer than the videos been out 💀
@@albertomeda9944 I'm fast.
@@albertomeda9944 It is the art of watching videos 100x the original speed
matt rose has a certain british chaotic charm💀
2:38
Matt darling, those were flat measurements. You're meant to double them. The actual full measurements would look more like 30.5 inch waist, 34.5 inch hip. That being said, HOLY COW WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WOMANS WAIST IS 15 INCHES AROUND WHERE ARE HER ORGANS
Yep! Replying so hopefully this is boosted bc i was just about to comment the exact same thing haha
reply
@@yourshoulderdevil5229 My mind is blown that is incredible
8:15 No joke. My worst one was a bunch of children's Blurays I ordered. She used grocery bags for the packaging and in one of them was a load of cat sht.
WHAT
8:00 what is she trying to tell her bf
She was teying to say ❤🐙🐙😍😍😍😍🐙❤❤🐙😍😍😍🔥💕💕💕❤❤❔️❔️😍🦖🦖😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🦖😍😍❔️❔️❤❤❤❤💕💕😙❔️❔️🐙🐙🐙🦖😘😘😩😘🦖😍😙❔️😙❔️❔️💕😊😊😊😇😇😇😇❤❤❤❤🐙
Also yes i did just copy that all out
My back hurts from doing that
@@IICheesyI feel like the unknown's probably 🤗🥺🩷🤭 or 🫣
@@swiftlyaswiftieyeah probably 🤍🫰🤞👪
lmao the gay family emoji adds flavour @@Quisii0
😩
5:49 i think they were trying to say condition
0:23 "during GURGHRRISTMAS 👹"
7:38 "donating a kid's face"
doing a kids face 😨
3:55 While walking through my local mall I found a store called "Guess" and thought itd be funny if someone tried asking what brand or something is like this.
"Whered you get that from?"
"Guess"
"I dont know, tell me"
"Guess!"
"I said I dont know"
"Its Guess"
"Oh"
Who's on First
@@Bakartridge2095 ???
@SamPendentTheThief classic abbott & costello sketch, reminds me of that exchange
th-cam.com/video/jIGRgmxRfiE/w-d-xo.html
@@SamPendentTheThief Abbott and Costello sketch called "Who's on First", classic sketch that reminded me of that
1:05 As a Spaniard, I'm not sure whether they were trying to be snarky or it's just that we are bad at English
I think they truly just didn’t know the expression and took it literally 😂
@@JasminMiettunenYeah, funny thing is that the expression can be translated literally into Spanish. "Me temo que..."
Si xd lit
Maybe they thought "me temo" was a Spanish thing and no way "I'm afraid" means the same thing in English.
Or they used Google Translate and "I'm afraid" got translated into "tengo miedo".
Don't be afraid was oddly comforting though
7:50 😩
lmao 💀💀
7:11 made me die of laughter, mate. lmaoo
He be spitting bars tho
Just wanted to put it out there that it is just so nice to see a genuine fellow Brit on TH-cam. You visit any fandom that merely mentions the UK and I bet there are Americans etc making fun of our accents and culture, harassing anyone claiming to be British, and generally being racist.
I've been subscribed to you since your first Furby video, and my siblings and I absolutely love you, Bamboo and your girlfriend. Live long and prosper my g 😁
7:39 my splatoon brain got so mad at you saying squid at the octopus emoji lol 🦑🐙
7:29 okay not even joking this part goes hard ‼️🔥 this is REAL rap music
7:35 finally a rapper that doesnt mumble
The deep purple riff got me. 😂🤣🤣🤣💀
6:24 i think that I at the end is actually an L, as ketamine has chlorine (Cl) in it
2:58 IS THAT THE OOMPA LOOMPA SONG LOL
7:24 Matt rose has a stroke 💀
Am I the only one hearing “bread heart?”
@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathesnope I did to
6:11 WHO IS DROWNING WALUIGI?!
I DONT KNOW WE NEED TO SAVE HIM
SAVE WALUIGI‼️‼️‼️
#freewaluigi
SAVE HIM PLEASE
There is nothing to fear😊
Skullemoooooojiiiii
sku-HULL EMOJIII
9:34 HARDSTYLE MENTIONED❗❗
9:08 WTF I'M CRYINGG
I had one of those days where I completely forgot about Matt rose videos today. And then I got this notification. What a nice surprise
3:48 the real pregnancy was the friends we made along the way.
not gonna think about that
yes YES YES YES im only 10 seconds in PLEASE MORE DEPOP DRAMA VIDS
the deep purple part reminded me of my dad, thank you :)
0:36 this shirt😭🙏
10:31 “a surprise to be sure but a welcome one”
Real