My uncle was an astronaut, or that's what he told the guy from the phone company, they wanted to put his occupation with his phone number in the phone book
the coolest thing ive ever done is eat mud. k seriously tho i do a lot of cool stuff but no on appreciates it, im kinda uses to it now but at least my friend always appreciates my glory
@@BENDYKILLER698, don't sell yourself short. It take guts (both metaphorical and literal) to eat mud. The grittiness, potential for decomposing bodies, and likelihood of plastic, fecal matter, and cigarette pieces would make most people refrain from trying. Then theres the matter of soil, tiny pebbles, rubbish, and other stuff that require literal guts to digest.
One kid said to me he owned the entire country of Argentina. Turns out his father was Argentinian and he wanted to sound *cool* after they won the world cup.
I once actually got away with the dog ate my homework excuse because my teacher once doubted when someone said their homework burned up in a fire only to later find out their house burned down. I never actually finished that assignment.
I had a permission slip blow out of my hands in a strong wind, land on the school roof, and then fly away who-knows-where, the day I was bringing it in. got called a liar when I explained what happened & even got some kind of minor punishment I think, idek what the slip was for or why the teacher was so mad
The idea of lying about having a lightsaber, only for said lightsaber to only cut through bread, is one of the most bizarre combinations of awesome and lame I've ever heard in my life.
My friend once told me he was travelling using economy, but then he decided to sit in the first class. Then a flight hostess came and asked for his ticket. He then quickly found an old ticket on the floor and managed to fool her and let him stay
I remember one kid I had INSISTED he was Spider-Man through all of Elementary school. Literally tried to convince me he “Webbed the Security Camera”, and that we couldn’t see his web because it was “invisible and fast”. The funniest part of this was that we found out he was ARACHNOPHOBIC
Two other friends at the time tried to convince me one of them was a werewolf and the other was a vampire, and when I tried to play along saying i was a vampire too they were like "noooo you're not, we can tell"
my friend told me everytime she fell asleep she would be transported to another world where she had to work as an assassain or something. you know, a normal job for an 8 year old to do
Yeah, mine wasn’t bad, but I said I did the morning announcements that day in kindergarten, and when my mom wanted to ask my sister (a fifth grader) about it, I told her the fifth grade computer wasn’t working so she wouldn’t have known it was me, and I convinced my sister to go along with it. (One of the few nice things she actually did for me.)
I wouldn't say every kid, I didn't know what an acceptable level to do it at was so I just completely refused to, I spoiled my aunt's Christmas gift for my mom that way
Not every kid; I was the kid who literally didn’t know people did this until I hit high school, and so I was really confused when I would occasionally talk about things that happened or whatever that, to the other person, “sounded” like I was making it up…and I wasn’t, so it was really confusing when they didn’t believe me. Wasn’t until yeeeears later that I finally realized that there’s actually people who make things up to sound cool.
@@EG-cm5th same. additionally I'm autistic so my facial expressions, tone, etc. can be "abnormal" and it's caused people to conclude that I'm lying, guilty, manipulating, etc. when I'm just thoroughly confused about their crazy reaction to a face I didn't even know I was making, or a "voice" I was supposedly putting on when I thought I was speaking normally. the idea of making up stories to sound cool honestly gives me so much anxiety lmao I would be so bad at it
in elementary school there was a kid who told me that he had died for a year, gone to heaven, then came back to life. i asked him how he got out of his grave and he never spoke to me again
I sat next to this kid in reading class back in year 5. He had cochlear implants and when I asked what they were, he told me he was an 'android human' and half machine. He told me his people were going to take over the planet but he'd convince them to spare me and my family because I was nice. I spent most lessons negotiating with him about who else he should spare from total cyborg domination. I hope he managed to change their minds.
my friend used to say this a lot: - a shark ate her uncle, then continued to say “it’s ok, i have more” - she had three worlds: spain, philippines, and barcelona - she knew how to speak tagalog and she’d just say words in english backwards
When Prince Harry and Princess Meghan were married, my teacher came to school wearing a plastic tiara and convinced all the gullible children that she was invited to their wedding.
I remember a kid in my elementary say that he had an autograph of God, Jesus, and Lebron James He would claim to be the president of USA when someone wouldn't believe him
my goofy ass used to say i was born with cat ears, a dog tail, a seashell on one hand and a blow dryer on the other. and i cried when someone didn’t believe me
I knew a girl in elementary school that tried to convince me that Nebraska wasn't real and the government made it up. Her reasoning was "have you ever met someone from Nebraska?"
I have something actually similar that has a more... Satisfying ending A kid in my class in 3rd or 4th grade (I forgo, I'm terrible with time 💀) said that japan was destroyed 23 years ago... I was born in Japan... He proceeded to convince (try) and convince me that my memory was off and I'm a fake human being The sun didn't drop 23 years ago brobro
In primary school, me and my friends made up a scary monster in the school grounds called The Grabber, that was a hand that would pop out of the earth and try to pull you under. I don't know which of us made it up originally but we all went along, secretly knowing for ourselves it was a lie, but thinking the others believed it. We would decide to just suddenly fall down screaming at times, yanking a foot away and shouting "the grabber almost got me!"
I lived for making all the other gullible kids believe my crazy lies like that!! I knew it was all bull but i loved convincing others, they would adopt my imagined scenarios so fast and play along instantly. Kids are natural improvisers, love the goofy lil guys
I pretended to be psychic and people would ask me to guess what they were thinking and I would say “you’re thinking that there’s no way that I’m psychic.” it worked almost every time.
In year 1 I told my friend that he was actually born in a flower in a big field full of “Jack” flowers (that was his name) and his parents picked him from the field and raised him. He believed me.
One kid in my second grade class once said that her house was as big as the school, and her bedroom was as big as the gym, and both of those things were really big. Also she said that one of her houses (she said she had multiple) had an elevator. She never admitted to lying, but everyone knew she was
I grew up with undiagnosed autism and a hell of an imagination that I couldn't keep to myself to save my life. I spent half of middle school trying to convince my classmates that I was a long lost Martian princess that had escaped my planet after a war broke out and the whole royal family died. I "proved" this by infodumping everything I had learned about Mars when I hyperfocused on it for a while. This keeps me up at night.
*I* claimed I was a martian in *children's school* (like, what, primary? 6-11 years old or whatever) Pretty sure that was me noticing I was different. Or rather, that's my mother's analysis of it.
Back in primary school I told people that I could shapeshift, but only in life threatening situations. I said that I nearly drowned and turned into a fish as my main example. I still get made fun of for that to this day.
My old friend said his "real dad" lived in America and owned several ferraris. Problem was of course, that his "stepdad" was the spitting image of him and could not have looked any more like him. But hey, maybe that's just a coincidence, right? Well no, because perhaps a more pressing matter was that even if this man did exist, he had also said that his "real dad" had been killed in a vicious encounter with an oncoming truck the year before
Retroreflectivity can make something impossible to take a flash photograph of, but i don't think that retroreflective lamborghinis exist, although i can imagine that if one were to phone up Rolls Royce and ask for one, _they_'d be up for it if you gave them enough money.
When I was in kindergarten, I used to tell everyone that the reason I was so tired every day was that I went to "Midnight Ninja Training". I don't know why I told them this. I guess I just thought it sounded cool.
One time when I was in the tenth grade, this really backwoods southern kid (his last name was Jenkins so I'm gonna call him that) told me the age-old classic: "My Uncle Works for Nintendo." So obviously, I had to keep prying him with questions. "What games has he worked on?" Jenkins responded with: "He worked on Mariokart 7 and I remember one time he visited and he brought a Donkey-kong Wii game and I got to play it early." Now, That seemed way too high-profile, especially for the relative of some backwoods kid in Alabama named Jenkins. So I asked Jenkins "Where does your Dad work?" He responds with: "Somewhere in Texas." Well now clearly this was a load of crap because there is absolutely no way Nintendo is developing a high-profile game like "Mariokart 7" in flipping Texas. I of course had to ask Jenkins the name of his Uncle. He gave me his name which I don't specifically remember but I recall the last name was not Jenkins. Anyways just to be an asshole and rub it in his face, I decided to Google it to show that there is no Nintendo studio in Texas. And they surely wouldn't have developed a major first-party title like "Mariokart 7." Lo and behold I find "Retro Studios" in Austin Texas. The studio that developed "Donkey Kong Country Returns" for the Nintendo Wii. They also assisted with the development of "Mariokart 7." So naturally I looked up the name he gave me (again, I can't remember it) and I think it was like one of the lead designers for one of the aforementioned games. HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. HIS UNCLE REALLY DID WORK FOR NINTENDO
A kid in elementary school told me he was going to build an arcade in his backyard. Then he realized it was too ambitious, so he told me he would instead build an amusement park instead.
when i was in first grade there was this kid named jack who told me that he was secretly a ghost that was made solid again by a mad scientist and then i tried to tell him that i was secret a robot and he said something like "no, robots dont have hair" and i couldnt come up with a response
The one girl who tricked me into thinking she had her right arm surgically replaced with a robotic one after getting hurt on a trampoline. Her proof for this was to grasp it tightly, point at her veins and say, "see, there are the wires."
wow what an idiot. i would never believe some kid who told me he discovered dinosaurs in jelly cubes who seemed alive, and that would be way easier to believe what you believed.
As a 5 year old, my mom told me I was secretly a half elf princess from the land of Wynken, Blynken and Nod to convince me to go to bed. I proceeded to repeat this lie to my entire class and was incredibly offended when anyone said I was lying.
I used to say I was allergic to bread??? And then two seconds later I would eat bread but “no, it’s bread free bread” I have absolutely no allergies. I didn’t even say I was allergic to gluten, I was allergic to bread.
I remember in year 3, I would tell people I could control the wind...backfired when everyone started yelling at me because we had to be sent inside due to heavy wind
This kid told me he could shape shift into a Chinchilla, I doubted him, not because he said he could shape shift, but because I didn’t think chinchillas were real
In 6th grade I told my friends I survived a fall out of an airplane without a parachute because i was in a basket that had pillows in it. I remembered it happening so vividly, then I realised it was probably just a vivid dream the next day
when i was younger i basically started a cult, i convinced a group of friends that if we jumped on the sewer drain we would teleport to sky world. we had multiple meetings about this supposed sky world.
When I was 6 I told people that I had an older brother who had escaped from prison and sometimes walked around the school with a knife, so it would be a bad idea to beat me up. It worked. Kids were scared of me and left me alone.
Once in 1st grade, i told my friend that "I went on to the moon when i was 1, and dropped a elf on the shelf in one of the holes" 💀 Also once on 3rd grade, i tried to convince my friend i was a god and could basically do anything
teacher was talking about this kid who used to brag about how his dad founded blackberry and nobody believed it. turns out his dad DID found blackberry
Honestly that's just the worst part. Pathological liars ruin cool but real stories of actually interesting people because they wire us to think it's all lies anyway.
I knew a girl who claimed she was "Jojo Siwa's best friend from college," despite being like 9 years old, and despite the fact Jojo Siwa has not been to college
My brother got social services called on our parents because he told the daycare workers that he was getting abused at home. Thankfully social services didn’t believe that our parents nailed his hands up on the walls and hit his knees with pots and dry cheese.
In the 2nd grade I convinced a group of older kids that I was a "dragonbelt" in "Karate." I overheard someone saying they were a "Swan Belt", so in my defense I did not start this, I just finished it.
O.K. I remember this one like it was yesterday. At my primary school, there was a girl who started a vampire club for vampires only. About three girls got in, but when my best friend Erin and I went to enter the club, I was told I wasn't a vampire. I showed them my canines and asked "What're these, then" and Erin told me "those are your canines." The next day, during recess, my friend Erin got accepted into the vampire club and when I asked her how she got in, she showed me her canines. "Those are your CANINES, ERIN." Man, I never felt so betrayed and confused LOL
There was a group similar to that at my primary school but the group of girls pretended they were all fairies but only showed their wings in secret. They would stand around the corner of the field and hiss at people who came near because they were doing secret things. In order to become a fairy, they said, you had to be 11 years old, and they all had their birthdays in the start of the year, so most people weren’t 11 yet. I had my birthday first though, so I was. I didn’t even bother asking them if I could be a fairy though. I’d like to say it was because I was smart enough to know it was all stupid, but I secretly wanted to be a fairy, but I was just too introverted to ask. When everyone else became 11 the group said that they couldn’t make anyone else fairies because “the magical fairy dust in the air had run out”. 😑
@lilahclark6108 This is so uncannly, similar to what I did in 3d grade 💀. My friends and I all pretend to be fairy's at recess. So sorry that you were left out. 😅
An old friend of mine told me he built three robots out of old VCRs. And that they would all turn back into regular VCRs whenever someone they didn’t know came in the house.
When I was in my early 20s I worked at a small chain pet food shop. One of my coworkers must have been a pathological liar as a child because he was a pathological liar as a 26-year-old man. He told me his mom worked for the CIA doing "top secret stuff" and was regularly dropped off by the CIA at their house via helicopter. He told me about several instances where his professors in college were so impressed by his proficiency in the subject that they requested he give the lecture for the day. On a couple of these occasions the professor would then give a pop quiz and every single student in the class got an A because he taught so well. Best of all, he told me his dad owned the company. That we worked for. The actual owner of which I had met in person a few months prior and who had no children, only dogs, which was a factoid included in the introductory training for the position both I and Justin held.
me as a kid was weird, i was a delusional kid who wanted to live in a fantasy world so i fully convinced myself i was a witch throughout years 3-5 in primary school and would tell those who were mean to my friends that i will curse them. It wasnt that i did it to get attention though, i full on deadass believed i was a witch from a fairytale land which had queens and kingdoms etc. and nobody rattled that faith in me until i was in year 6 and honestly, i dont remember how or why i stopped. I just did.
In elementary school, we had a group of girls who tried convincing everyone that they were all werewolf-wolf like creatures. One tried convincing us she was part whale and that poachers were after her 🤷♂️
@@Rapidfire370 There's a pretty significant chance they were in fact furries (or on the road to becoming such) and this was their way of expressing that.
One kid said he owned the entire country of Sweden and he had 16 mansions, when I went over to his house it was just a small suburban house, HE SAID IT WAS HIS SPARE HOUSE LMFAOOO 💀💀💀
One time in 2nd grade I told my friends I was born in North Korea. They asked me to say "I love you" in Korean and I said "food broadcast" because I knew nothing else in Korean. I found out how that's not possible 3 years later.
When I was in kindergarten, a kid in the nurse's office convinced me he was secretly Santa's elf. He told me his parents were elves too and I fully believed him. He then handed me a drawing he made of himself making toys and I took it home and showed it to my parents like it was Dora the Explorer's autograph.
I knew a kid that used to lie all the time. Like, every other sentence. One day, I made up a fake video game and asked if he had it. Ofc, he lied and said yes. He told me we should play together, and then yelled at me the next day because I never got on.
There was a crazy kid at school who said he could hack me with a single excel spreadsheet (without even getting it onto my computer), and that he had a drone that followed me everywhere (and was always behind me) and was: - silent - invisible - could noclip through any object - equipped with a SIM card so it could always connect to the internet He also had no idea what Firefox was despite making all of these claims, and when I mocked him for it he bit into my arm, with the intention to kill me
When I was about 9, I was in a summer camp where we learned how to use 3D printers. One kid told me that he had a 3D-printed prosthetic heel. I asked him how he got it. He told me that one night, a criminal broke into his house and set it on fire. The kid attacked the criminal and subdued him, but his heel was badly injured. The kid also told me that his sister died in the fire, but most of her vital organs were recovered and his family planned to put them in a robot body "as soon as the technology becomes available."
I was that kid. In 3rd grade (6 yrs old), told everyone that my 10 yr old brother was Spiderman. They wanted me to bring my brother, and luckily my brother had a massive obsession with Spiderman, so he came to my school with a Spiderman suit on when it was a little event with parents. Somehow, everyone believed me. Best lie ever.
Once I was sick so I didn’t show up to school for only 3 days. When I came back, everyone was shocked because someone spread a lie that I moved schools. When i confronted the person, they pointed at the teacher and said it was him.
I was the kid that lied about a lot of things back then. When I was in 2nd grade, I would tell others that I spoke Australian, and would just speak out a bunch of gibberish. For whatever reason, I had no idea that Australia's native language was also English. I eventually got called out for it by some other kid and that caused me to have a mental breakdown...
@JCAtkeson3 For me, I lied about many things for attention. Its something I could care less about nowadays, but when I was younger I just wanted to be the "main character" and to be a popular kid with talents I lied about and such. As for the second question, I don't think I'll ever know if people believed me. It's been a long time and I've moved away since then.
@JCAtkeson3 I tell absurd stories to find people who get offended. For example: I told some guys at work that I used to be able to jump all the way from the ground to the roof but now I can't because of my back. I do have a bad back and I did used to be good at jumping but the roof is like 28ft up. Everyone chuckled and asked for a demonstration but Tony got super salty and was like 'no way you could jump that high. Stop lying.' 😂😂😂 no shit dude nobody was supposed to believe it
i had one of these lies lol. i dont remember what grade, but i remember telling my friends my "dad worked for fnaf" and that fnaf 4 would be in a house, the fact i was right was fucking awesome but i had already moved schools by the time it came out lmfao- i think back on that and wonder if they ever believed me after it released, or if they just forgot because it was just a one off conversation
a kid said one time: "oh i have mario kart 9 but you cant play it because my nintendo switch will notice your presences and *freaking explode* in your face." the fact that somebody belived that scares me.
When the movie Pixels came out, a kid in my class named Ashley said he had seen the movie early and it would have Minecraft Steve, Freddy Fazbear and Wario in it. You would not believe how hyped I was when I watched the movie, seeing the centipede show up and thinking 'THIS MUST BE WARIO!!'
A kid in my kindergarten once said that he's so mature that he can walk home all alone. One other kid asked "how do you cross the street?". He replied that he just crosses it, and if any cars are coming he lies down and they drive above him. I remember other kids buying it, too. Made me so mad that I remember it to this day 😅
One time in like first or second grade there was this one kid who was wearing a bracelet from one of these school events that he claimed could turn him into any Sonic the Hedgehog character. His shirt even caught on fire once. He also told my sister that he inserted metal rods into his arm and made it really strong.
The only time I remember doing this was when I was like 7 and said I had an exoskeleton. I did not know what an exoskeleton was. Thankfully, some girl near me said that the word "skeleton" was deathly terrifying to her, and so everyone forgot my obvious lie to go and scream "SKELETON! SKELETON!" at her
One of my friends said: "Yeah, I've actually been the first person to download Fortnite, I have proof, but my Xbox broke. I came over, and his Xbox was still working, and, he only downloaded fortnite in 2019
I was friends with that kid. Some of the lies I remember him telling me are: • he couldn't drink milk then go outside because the milk would spoil in his stomach • he had an online multiplayer mode of yandere simulator but it cost $1,000 to buy • he watched a ghost play his violin at 3 am • that he had "indigo eyes" and could see dead people
That first one sounds like something a parent said to prevent sickness. My mother always said that if you drink milk after heavy exercise or a hot day, it will curdle in your stomach and make you sick. It's possible he got the timing confused.
so your friend kid lied about Yandere Simulator secret modes, huh? ...When did that game come out? Have I remembered to collect my grandpa money this month? ... where am I?
Spoiled milk, huh? Maybe he should go meet those aliens my bro was talking about that grew milk on their heads. They could even change it to chocolate milk! Surely space milk doesn't expire right LOL
I remember that when Monster High was a bigger thing, a girl I knew told us her real birth name was Clawdeen. I also remember having a whole thing where I said invisible dragons were _everywhere,_ and there were a bajillion different types, and that only certain special people could see them. I, of course, was one of those people, and I had a pet dragon named Starshine, who was a Night Dragon, the rarest type of all. I had an interesting imagination.
as someone who works with kids, i get quite a lot of these. a kid once told me during naptime that she can't sleep because her "eyes hurt when they shut and the doctor said no sleep for 5 days". 💀
Classmate of mine claimed her uncle had been to space.
No one believed her.
She was not lying.
He came in one time for a presentation. Cool stuff.
Oh wow!!!
My uncle was an astronaut, or that's what he told the guy from the phone company, they wanted to put his occupation with his phone number in the phone book
the coolest thing ive ever done is eat mud. k seriously tho i do a lot of cool stuff but no on appreciates it, im kinda uses to it now but at least my friend always appreciates my glory
@@BENDYKILLER698, don't sell yourself short. It take guts (both metaphorical and literal) to eat mud.
The grittiness, potential for decomposing bodies, and likelihood of plastic, fecal matter, and cigarette pieces would make most people refrain from trying. Then theres the matter of soil, tiny pebbles, rubbish, and other stuff that require literal guts to digest.
@@yukitai9063 true lol
"Tazed himself to sleep every night" is one of the funniest character traits I've ever heard
Literally could be a D&D character trait
@@serenegenerally funny, i saw d&d yesterday in barnes & noble
@@40Ccents haha, I have two of the books lol
As someone with insomnia, the tazer isn't the part I'm jealous about lol
*Oompaville.mp3*
One kid said to me he owned the entire country of Argentina. Turns out his father was Argentinian and he wanted to sound *cool* after they won the world cup.
🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Ok but where is the funny
Ok but where is the funni
You need to look a bit harder to find the funny@@SkullXgd
@@SkullXgd you are my hero
Imagine if by some very slim chance, all these kids weren’t lying.
The memory eraser kid was a genius
I was looking for this comment 😭
Lol, that was me 😂
@@upinflamez oh god its a different lying kid
I thought the same thing
I think he had to be lying, because there aint no way that he thought of that as a second grader, but if he did then round of applause to him.
Tazing yourself to sleep is metal af
I said the EXACT same thing when I saw this part it's crazy
metal? like the music or an actual metal conductor?
hmm. accidental pun is srill warm. looks like there's a jokester about @@GeezSus
idk i feel like michael reeves would be into that
Would be horrifyingly sad if it was to stop the PTSD nightmares.
Knew a kid who said he was Isaac Newton and that he invented gravity. And that he invented football, gravy, and Mario Kart 💀
With a c?
@@supersmashseandx1991 autocorrect lmao
@@IAmLeanBeefus lol
I read this in Matt Rose’s voice
Can you hit me up with him? I wanna add this new character to mk9
I once actually got away with the dog ate my homework excuse because my teacher once doubted when someone said their homework burned up in a fire only to later find out their house burned down. I never actually finished that assignment.
I had a permission slip blow out of my hands in a strong wind, land on the school roof, and then fly away who-knows-where, the day I was bringing it in. got called a liar when I explained what happened & even got some kind of minor punishment I think, idek what the slip was for or why the teacher was so mad
couldnt finish it cos your dog ate it, huh?
I had a puppy who actually ate my homework and I brought in a note from my mom explaining that yes my irresponsible ass fed the homework to the dog
Honestly I can absolutely believe that a kid would spend 5 days trying to count to infinity
he said that he did it not that he tried
I believe the pwii360
I believe the lightsabers kid. Aint no way him disappearing after admitting that was a coincidence. Some Lockheed Martin shit.
@@MiloBell-jn7sh The video said he spent 5 days counting to infinity, never said he finished.
mathematicians hate him!
This kid said they invited Harry Kane over for a BBQ but nobody could come because he 'feared the public'
BBQ
big black quack?
Yeah Harry's been round my house aswell we enjoyed a good burger together
SKKKULLLLLLEEEEEMMOOOOOJJIIIIIIIIII💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Who’s Harry Kane?
Yes.. a big black quack 💀
The idea of lying about having a lightsaber, only for said lightsaber to only cut through bread, is one of the most bizarre combinations of awesome and lame I've ever heard in my life.
That’s literally just straight taken from hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy lmao
I wonder if that kid had recently watched the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Trillian’s bread toasting knife is more or less exactly that.
In the commentary for hitchhikers guide, they talk about how said breadsaber would leave you with cold toast when the loaf cooled
“In the beginning, God created the universe. This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move.”
or the kid wasnt lying and his dad had some gimmick lightsaber bread knife lol
My friend once told me he was travelling using economy, but then he decided to sit in the first class. Then a flight hostess came and asked for his ticket. He then quickly found an old ticket on the floor and managed to fool her and let him stay
A girl in my class said her great grandpa killed Hitler
She seemed so confident saying that
Imagine if you said “Well my great grandpa was in the war so maybe they both know each other” I wonder what the girls response would be 🤔
oh no
I hate this lie sm. Hitler killed himself. 💀💀💀
ok
My friends great great great grandfather was hienrich himmler 💀💀
As a little kid, I legitimately believed that I was an undercover mermaid who could control the weather
Why?!
Incredible idea for a TV show..
i did too. i have never had an original experience before
@@Matt_Rose lol
@@Matt_Roseif it was real or if the protagonist thought they had powers?
Knew a kid named Jet who said when he was born he beat the doctor up, jumped out the window, and drove a police car away.
I choose to believe him based solely on the fact that his name is Jet.
Borned into the world and immediately chooses violence. wth on this kid's head? he do have nice name.
@@GELTONZ LOL
@@GELTONZ same
@@GELTONZif his name was forklift certified or tesla he would definitely do this 😂😂😂
I remember one kid I had INSISTED he was Spider-Man through all of Elementary school. Literally tried to convince me he “Webbed the Security Camera”, and that we couldn’t see his web because it was “invisible and fast”. The funniest part of this was that we found out he was ARACHNOPHOBIC
ah yes, blind the security camera with an *invisible web*
My friend tried to convince me that he was actually so tired because every night he had to work as the nightguard in five nights at freddys
Two other friends at the time tried to convince me one of them was a werewolf and the other was a vampire, and when I tried to play along saying i was a vampire too they were like "noooo you're not, we can tell"
har har har har har 🐻🎩
my friend told me everytime she fell asleep she would be transported to another world where she had to work as an assassain or something. you know, a normal job for an 8 year old to do
@@alilplant lmfao very normal
dude i have a sleeping disorder and that is a wayyy more fun explanation than "im tired cause i have sleep apnea, karen. leave me alone"
My younger sister is this kid. She constantly claims that she remembers the day I was born. She's 10. I'm nearing 17.
I didn't realize what was wrong with this until I read it a few times.
she was watching in the pre-life
she saw you get born in her dreams
Nah cause my little sister did this too when she was like 3-5, insisted she was "watching from the stars"
Yo matt rose if you see this do a video about the funniest things students/professors heard someone say in class
Love that every kid has the "I just figured out how to lie but don't know what an acceptable level to do it at is" phase hahaha
Yeah, mine wasn’t bad, but I said I did the morning announcements that day in kindergarten, and when my mom wanted to ask my sister (a fifth grader) about it, I told her the fifth grade computer wasn’t working so she wouldn’t have known it was me, and I convinced my sister to go along with it. (One of the few nice things she actually did for me.)
I wouldn't say every kid, I didn't know what an acceptable level to do it at was so I just completely refused to, I spoiled my aunt's Christmas gift for my mom that way
498tg like
Not every kid; I was the kid who literally didn’t know people did this until I hit high school, and so I was really confused when I would occasionally talk about things that happened or whatever that, to the other person, “sounded” like I was making it up…and I wasn’t, so it was really confusing when they didn’t believe me. Wasn’t until yeeeears later that I finally realized that there’s actually people who make things up to sound cool.
@@EG-cm5th same. additionally I'm autistic so my facial expressions, tone, etc. can be "abnormal" and it's caused people to conclude that I'm lying, guilty, manipulating, etc. when I'm just thoroughly confused about their crazy reaction to a face I didn't even know I was making, or a "voice" I was supposedly putting on when I thought I was speaking normally. the idea of making up stories to sound cool honestly gives me so much anxiety lmao I would be so bad at it
in elementary school there was a kid who told me that he had died for a year, gone to heaven, then came back to life. i asked him how he got out of his grave and he never spoke to me again
In the 80s a kid in 5th grade told me he went to Vietnam. Not visiting the country. He said he was in the war.
I was -27 when I got drafted
That’s metal of him
@@azloii9781 thats the most power metal thing ever frfr
VC sent him home in a box and he was reborn with a grudge
I sat next to this kid in reading class back in year 5. He had cochlear implants and when I asked what they were, he told me he was an 'android human' and half machine. He told me his people were going to take over the planet but he'd convince them to spare me and my family because I was nice. I spent most lessons negotiating with him about who else he should spare from total cyborg domination. I hope he managed to change their minds.
Aww 🥰
little did you know, you saved the whole world with a simple act of kindness
Well, given that we're still here and fine, I'd say you saved the world. Thanks.
thank you for saving the world :D
Thank you for negotiating with him to save me
my friend used to say this a lot:
- a shark ate her uncle, then continued to say “it’s ok, i have more”
- she had three worlds: spain, philippines, and barcelona
- she knew how to speak tagalog and she’d just say words in english backwards
She was absolutely savage to this fictional uncle 💀
w*HHHHHHH*
@@Antipaxos_Nadja123 i know, the thing is we were literally like 7 years old 😭
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Saying the english words backwards on the spot is actually pretty impressive icl
When Prince Harry and Princess Meghan were married, my teacher came to school wearing a plastic tiara and convinced all the gullible children that she was invited to their wedding.
I remember a kid in my elementary say that he had an autograph of God, Jesus, and Lebron James
He would claim to be the president of USA when someone wouldn't believe him
Ah yes, the holy trinity.
AHAHHAHAHA THAT WAS ME
@@LuckySketches The father, the son, and the holy baller
but i AM the president!
"Hello mister President, deploy the Freddy Fazbear!"
my goofy ass used to say i was born with cat ears, a dog tail, a seashell on one hand and a blow dryer on the other. and i cried when someone didn’t believe me
THE BLOW DRYER AND SEASHELL ARE SO RANDOM WHATTT
rejected x-men character
_[Cave Johnson-style confused rant goes here]_
BLOWDRYER HAND
@@EMLtheViewer literally me
I knew a girl in elementary school that tried to convince me that Nebraska wasn't real and the government made it up. Her reasoning was "have you ever met someone from Nebraska?"
I have something actually similar that has a more... Satisfying ending
A kid in my class in 3rd or 4th grade (I forgo, I'm terrible with time 💀) said that japan was destroyed 23 years ago... I was born in Japan... He proceeded to convince (try) and convince me that my memory was off and I'm a fake human being
The sun didn't drop 23 years ago brobro
I mean she does have a point tbh, have you ever BEEN to nebraska?
No no.... She has a point
William Afton:
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For the entirety of kindergarten I introduced myself as “Captain Jack Sparrow” and insisted that everyone call me that
People would've been calling you Captain Jack all day if you would've had a top hat /ref
Love the Floyd profile pic!
In primary school, me and my friends made up a scary monster in the school grounds called The Grabber, that was a hand that would pop out of the earth and try to pull you under. I don't know which of us made it up originally but we all went along, secretly knowing for ourselves it was a lie, but thinking the others believed it. We would decide to just suddenly fall down screaming at times, yanking a foot away and shouting "the grabber almost got me!"
I lived for making all the other gullible kids believe my crazy lies like that!! I knew it was all bull but i loved convincing others, they would adopt my imagined scenarios so fast and play along instantly.
Kids are natural improvisers, love the goofy lil guys
young children are next to none in committing to the bit
Imagine being a person who casually lives in a cabin in the woods and just hearing over a police loud speaker “YOU’RE COOL”
Thank you random ass officer!! 😁😁
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The good ending of Rambo: First Blood.
Matt jumping from a height holding two brooms like he didn't just recently break his wrist
i fear that this is the reason he broke it in the first place.
that wrist is going to take so long to heal...
Foolish….he had the brooms pointed the wrong direction.
you can probably tell how and why his wrist broke to begin with
@@jusstyno yeah, the game of football was just a cover up lmao 💀
It's nice to hear so many stories and read even more in the comments about children practicing on becoming politicians 🥰
I once pretended to be psychic. I told people to think of a number, and guessed seven every time. It almost always worked.
dude isnt that a fucking veritasium video
@@tam_69420youre thinking of 37, not 7 however 7 was the most popular choice for numbers between one and ten
I pretended to be psychic and people would ask me to guess what they were thinking and I would say “you’re thinking that there’s no way that I’m psychic.” it worked almost every time.
Pick a number 1 through 10.
Add 5.5
Add 4.5
Subtract it with the number you chose
Its 10.
@@SpawnPointy plot twist the number I picked was 3.14159
Inventing the color gray sounds like the most depressing invention ever.
Inventing the color beige must be more depressing
@@ARandomIndieGameEnjoyerthis
I would probably bet that he thought that he invented the color gray by mixing the black and white paints!
In year 1 I told my friend that he was actually born in a flower in a big field full of “Jack” flowers (that was his name) and his parents picked him from the field and raised him. He believed me.
Hell nah lmao 🤣
Similar to one of my ocs backstories
Nexus was picked off of a nexillian tree
I thought that said year 11 at first and I was like damn he must be really gullible if he believed you at that age
One kid in my second grade class once said that her house was as big as the school, and her bedroom was as big as the gym, and both of those things were really big. Also she said that one of her houses (she said she had multiple) had an elevator. She never admitted to lying, but everyone knew she was
I grew up with undiagnosed autism and a hell of an imagination that I couldn't keep to myself to save my life.
I spent half of middle school trying to convince my classmates that I was a long lost Martian princess that had escaped my planet after a war broke out and the whole royal family died. I "proved" this by infodumping everything I had learned about Mars when I hyperfocused on it for a while.
This keeps me up at night.
On the bright side, it was middle school and not high school
Please come back to your home planet, your majesty. Your people miss you.
*I* claimed I was a martian in *children's school* (like, what, primary? 6-11 years old or whatever)
Pretty sure that was me noticing I was different. Or rather, that's my mother's analysis of it.
LATE DIAGNOSIS GANG RISE UP
I said I help spiderman in a fight with electro once....I mean I dreamt it but still
Back in primary school I told people that I could shapeshift, but only in life threatening situations. I said that I nearly drowned and turned into a fish as my main example. I still get made fun of for that to this day.
Rightly so, fish boy
@@brody3166yeah I agree. Lmfao goldfish crackers lookin ass
Rightly so, fish boy
Rightly so, fish boy
Rightly so, fish boy
Someone in my class used to say his uncle had a lambo in his basement, but it was too shiny to take a picture of.
My old friend said his "real dad" lived in America and owned several ferraris. Problem was of course, that his "stepdad" was the spitting image of him and could not have looked any more like him. But hey, maybe that's just a coincidence, right?
Well no, because perhaps a more pressing matter was that even if this man did exist, he had also said that his "real dad" had been killed in a vicious encounter with an oncoming truck the year before
Retroreflectivity can make something impossible to take a flash photograph of, but i don't think that retroreflective lamborghinis exist, although i can imagine that if one were to phone up Rolls Royce and ask for one, _they_'d be up for it if you gave them enough money.
"My uncle has a lambo"
"Ooooooh can I see 😮"
"No, too shiny"
Lend me your house number. Lie supressed.
OP might be a crow.
i knew a kid who claimed his house was a roller coaster so i tried to impress him by saying mine was a rock climbing wall
“My house is a rock climbing wall” is a depressing flex
@@andrew_might_community_post i know
When I was in kindergarten, I used to tell everyone that the reason I was so tired every day was that I went to "Midnight Ninja Training". I don't know why I told them this. I guess I just thought it sounded cool.
To be fair, it does
Now I know what to tell people why I'm always tired
Why were you tired though?
It is cool
@cofromdiscord118 chronic fatigue syndrome
One time when I was in the tenth grade, this really backwoods southern kid (his last name was Jenkins so I'm gonna call him that) told me the age-old classic: "My Uncle Works for Nintendo." So obviously, I had to keep prying him with questions. "What games has he worked on?" Jenkins responded with: "He worked on Mariokart 7 and I remember one time he visited and he brought a Donkey-kong Wii game and I got to play it early." Now, That seemed way too high-profile, especially for the relative of some backwoods kid in Alabama named Jenkins. So I asked Jenkins "Where does your Dad work?" He responds with: "Somewhere in Texas." Well now clearly this was a load of crap because there is absolutely no way Nintendo is developing a high-profile game like "Mariokart 7" in flipping Texas. I of course had to ask Jenkins the name of his Uncle. He gave me his name which I don't specifically remember but I recall the last name was not Jenkins.
Anyways just to be an asshole and rub it in his face, I decided to Google it to show that there is no Nintendo studio in Texas. And they surely wouldn't have developed a major first-party title like "Mariokart 7." Lo and behold I find "Retro Studios" in Austin Texas. The studio that developed "Donkey Kong Country Returns" for the Nintendo Wii. They also assisted with the development of "Mariokart 7." So naturally I looked up the name he gave me (again, I can't remember it) and I think it was like one of the lead designers for one of the aforementioned games.
HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. HIS UNCLE REALLY DID WORK FOR NINTENDO
Hold up, his dad and uncle were the same person? What in the sweet home Alabama?
@@starlightkynthos No that was just a mistake. Whoops. I meant to write uncle.
I’m planning to apply for a job there once I graduate college so I could end up being his uncle’s coworker
I ain’t reading allat
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A kid in elementary school told me he was going to build an arcade in his backyard. Then he realized it was too ambitious, so he told me he would instead build an amusement park instead.
Oh yeah, amusement park is wayyyy less ambitious
That's way more ambitious 💀
Perchance, is he named Phineas?
@@MCAlexisYT Looks like Matt can do a sequel to the Silly Arguments video
@@Your-Average-Nerdyou can't just say perchance.
when i was in first grade there was this kid named jack who told me that he was secretly a ghost that was made solid again by a mad scientist and then i tried to tell him that i was secret a robot and he said something like "no, robots dont have hair" and i couldnt come up with a response
The one girl who tricked me into thinking she had her right arm surgically replaced with a robotic one after getting hurt on a trampoline.
Her proof for this was to grasp it tightly, point at her veins and say, "see, there are the wires."
she’s not wrong though
lol
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wow what an idiot. i would never believe some kid who told me he discovered dinosaurs in jelly cubes who seemed alive, and that would be way easier to believe what you believed.
ffs it's two sentences
As a 5 year old, my mom told me I was secretly a half elf princess from the land of Wynken, Blynken and Nod to convince me to go to bed. I proceeded to repeat this lie to my entire class and was incredibly offended when anyone said I was lying.
the irony of this is i dont think D&D half elves have to sleep
the irony of this is i dont think D&D half elves have to sleep
That’s on your mom
@@Azeriiallthere are more elves out there than DnD elves tho
in 3rd grade, my friend said he was a billionare and had 3 mansions. the next day he asked if i can come over to his apartment.
he obviously needed a taste of the "poor lifestyle" since he was too rich
😂he quickly downgraded
3 mansions and at least 1 apartment.
Makes sense for a billionaire honestly.
he said “that’s just my throwaway residence” 😂😂
he owns 3 mansions and a single apartment
I used to say I was allergic to bread??? And then two seconds later I would eat bread but “no, it’s bread free bread”
I have absolutely no allergies. I didn’t even say I was allergic to gluten, I was allergic to bread.
I remember in year 3, I would tell people I could control the wind...backfired when everyone started yelling at me because we had to be sent inside due to heavy wind
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"Alright alright i know that sounds bad..."
the way everyone believed you too💀💀💀
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes😂
This kid told me he could shape shift into a Chinchilla, I doubted him, not because he said he could shape shift, but because I didn’t think chinchillas were real
Ah
I only learnt chinchillas were real about 5 years ago, and didn't know what they looked like until like, 2 years ago or something. I'm 15
@@airconditionedBreeze you guys taught chinchillas weren't real? how common is thsi???
I have a friend with three Chinchillas. They're the softest fucking things I've ever felt in my life
@@Cactiband I dunno?? They’re not like a common animal?
Once when I was like 9 a kid proposed to me in front of the entire class and then proceeded to tell the entire class that he did not do that.
That's the same as a sign saying:
_No Entry_
_Entrance Only_
Nah he just has multiple personalities or something
gaslight gatekeep boyboss
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The broom handle thing at the end didn't work because one of them was a mop. You need two *brooms*
In 6th grade I told my friends I survived a fall out of an airplane without a parachute because i was in a basket that had pillows in it. I remembered it happening so vividly, then I realised it was probably just a vivid dream the next day
when i was younger i basically started a cult, i convinced a group of friends that if we jumped on the sewer drain we would teleport to sky world. we had multiple meetings about this supposed sky world.
tell me more about this or was it this shallow
I hope you didn't turn out to be a cult leader
sounds like something i would have done ngl lmao
I - I don’t think that’s called “starting a cult.” That’s just this thing kids do called “pretending.”
OH MY GAWSH IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A CULT
When I was 6 I told people that I had an older brother who had escaped from prison and sometimes walked around the school with a knife, so it would be a bad idea to beat me up.
It worked. Kids were scared of me and left me alone.
Once in 1st grade, i told my friend that "I went on to the moon when i was 1, and dropped a elf on the shelf in one of the holes" 💀
Also once on 3rd grade, i tried to convince my friend i was a god and could basically do anything
teacher was talking about this kid who used to brag about how his dad founded blackberry and nobody believed it.
turns out his dad DID found blackberry
Honestly that's just the worst part. Pathological liars ruin cool but real stories of actually interesting people because they wire us to think it's all lies anyway.
I knew a girl who claimed she was "Jojo Siwa's best friend from college," despite being like 9 years old, and despite the fact Jojo Siwa has not been to college
i’ve actually met several of the dance moms girls lmao 😭 not the originals but the ones from the newer seasons
that aged well
My brother got social services called on our parents because he told the daycare workers that he was getting abused at home. Thankfully social services didn’t believe that our parents nailed his hands up on the walls and hit his knees with pots and dry cheese.
Just like jesus did 😢
@@iruchan-ff9iq dry cheese crucifixion
@@truerandomchannel lmao sounds like either the name of a heavy metal band or a sex position I never want to try
How did he come up with that very specific scenario 😭
wha-💀
In the 2nd grade I convinced a group of older kids that I was a "dragonbelt" in "Karate."
I overheard someone saying they were a "Swan Belt", so in my defense I did not start this, I just finished it.
O.K. I remember this one like it was yesterday.
At my primary school, there was a girl who started a vampire club for vampires only. About three girls got in, but when my best friend Erin and I went to enter the club, I was told I wasn't a vampire. I showed them my canines and asked "What're these, then" and Erin told me "those are your canines."
The next day, during recess, my friend Erin got accepted into the vampire club and when I asked her how she got in, she showed me her canines. "Those are your CANINES, ERIN."
Man, I never felt so betrayed and confused LOL
You failed the vibe check
There was a group similar to that at my primary school but the group of girls pretended they were all fairies but only showed their wings in secret. They would stand around the corner of the field and hiss at people who came near because they were doing secret things. In order to become a fairy, they said, you had to be 11 years old, and they all had their birthdays in the start of the year, so most people weren’t 11 yet. I had my birthday first though, so I was. I didn’t even bother asking them if I could be a fairy though. I’d like to say it was because I was smart enough to know it was all stupid, but I secretly wanted to be a fairy, but I was just too introverted to ask. When everyone else became 11 the group said that they couldn’t make anyone else fairies because “the magical fairy dust in the air had run out”. 😑
@lilahclark6108 This is so uncannly, similar to what I did in 3d grade 💀. My friends and I all pretend to be fairy's at recess. So sorry that you were left out. 😅
ngl thats kinda sad i hope you're all good
@@lilahclark6108Bruh💀
An old friend of mine told me he built three robots out of old VCRs. And that they would all turn back into regular VCRs whenever someone they didn’t know came in the house.
"Robots in disguise"
These convenient lies are honestly the best think they’re so smart but really it is so obvious 😂
the autobots are in his house rn
@@andreschavez2886
"More than meets the eye"
Autobots, roll out!
When I was in my early 20s I worked at a small chain pet food shop. One of my coworkers must have been a pathological liar as a child because he was a pathological liar as a 26-year-old man. He told me his mom worked for the CIA doing "top secret stuff" and was regularly dropped off by the CIA at their house via helicopter. He told me about several instances where his professors in college were so impressed by his proficiency in the subject that they requested he give the lecture for the day. On a couple of these occasions the professor would then give a pop quiz and every single student in the class got an A because he taught so well.
Best of all, he told me his dad owned the company. That we worked for. The actual owner of which I had met in person a few months prior and who had no children, only dogs, which was a factoid included in the introductory training for the position both I and Justin held.
me as a kid was weird, i was a delusional kid who wanted to live in a fantasy world so i fully convinced myself i was a witch throughout years 3-5 in primary school and would tell those who were mean to my friends that i will curse them. It wasnt that i did it to get attention though, i full on deadass believed i was a witch from a fairytale land which had queens and kingdoms etc. and nobody rattled that faith in me until i was in year 6 and honestly, i dont remember how or why i stopped. I just did.
When i was younger i was convinced that was a jedi, a wolf, hell, even god
you're not the main character buddy 😭🙏
I WAS CONVINCED I WAS😭😭
WE ARE ALL THE SIDE CHARACTERS, BUCKO
nice. I knew I was stupid. I tried eating my own shit thinking it was a raisin
SAME LMAO
In elementary school, we had a group of girls who tried convincing everyone that they were all werewolf-wolf like creatures. One tried convincing us she was part whale and that poachers were after her 🤷♂️
"So where can we find the werewolf and whale kids"
If you know what furries are (and they know as well) the perfect response would be "Oh so you're a furry..." I wonder how that'll end
@@Rapidfire370 There's a pretty significant chance they were in fact furries (or on the road to becoming such) and this was their way of expressing that.
@@Rapidfire370 maybe rather therians, furries just engage with fictional characters in their free time
@@xylophone_888 Yeah but I'm sure most people who ended up in the furry fandom roleplayed as the dog/cat while playing House.
One kid said he owned the entire country of Sweden and he had 16 mansions, when I went over to his house it was just a small suburban house, HE SAID IT WAS HIS SPARE HOUSE LMFAOOO 💀💀💀
why tf sweden and not any other country??? :D
@@marsmars124 IKEA
@@illuminyaa good point but why sweden? why not like china or the us or the country the kid was from
@@marsmars124 idk tbh probably just random shii the creator wanted to make or something
@@marsmars124 The better question is why not sweden?
One time in 2nd grade I told my friends I was born in North Korea. They asked me to say "I love you" in Korean and I said "food broadcast" because I knew nothing else in Korean. I found out how that's not possible 3 years later.
When I was in kindergarten, a kid in the nurse's office convinced me he was secretly Santa's elf. He told me his parents were elves too and I fully believed him. He then handed me a drawing he made of himself making toys and I took it home and showed it to my parents like it was Dora the Explorer's autograph.
How did your parents react to that? Did they tell you that the boy was lying or did they play along?
One kid had a laser knife, tried to explain it as a "mini lightsaber that only cuts bread", and is now forever remembered as a liar. Poor kid.
Aww.
Wait what the fuck's a laser knife?
Am I having my leg pulled?
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Well, there was a post like that literally in this video.
@@transatlanticnostalgia4655 my comment is literally about that...
I knew a kid that used to lie all the time. Like, every other sentence. One day, I made up a fake video game and asked if he had it. Ofc, he lied and said yes. He told me we should play together, and then yelled at me the next day because I never got on.
Bro's a menace to society
Timmy why do you have a skill isuue geton
bro something similar happen to me
I think he might be mentally unstable
plot twist: the game actually existed
6:32 “Why hello, Stanford!”
Gravity Falls: The lesser stalking thing of my life
There was a crazy kid at school who said he could hack me with a single excel spreadsheet (without even getting it onto my computer), and that he had a drone that followed me everywhere (and was always behind me) and was:
- silent
- invisible
- could noclip through any object
- equipped with a SIM card so it could always connect to the internet
He also had no idea what Firefox was despite making all of these claims, and when I mocked him for it he bit into my arm, with the intention to kill me
That’s more than ‘crazy kid’ behavior, that’s borderline sociopathic
When I was about 9, I was in a summer camp where we learned how to use 3D printers. One kid told me that he had a 3D-printed prosthetic heel. I asked him how he got it. He told me that one night, a criminal broke into his house and set it on fire. The kid attacked the criminal and subdued him, but his heel was badly injured. The kid also told me that his sister died in the fire, but most of her vital organs were recovered and his family planned to put them in a robot body "as soon as the technology becomes available."
I for one think we should be investing our resources into the creation of robobabies for families like this
South park orgin story 💀
LMAO@@shadowtd9982
I am JUST realising this said 'robot body' and not 'robot baby' but I maintain my original statement
I'm imagining the sister's brain just floating in a tube like Cain from RoboCop 2.
I was that kid. In 3rd grade (6 yrs old), told everyone that my 10 yr old brother was Spiderman. They wanted me to bring my brother, and luckily my brother had a massive obsession with Spiderman, so he came to my school with a Spiderman suit on when it was a little event with parents. Somehow, everyone believed me. Best lie ever.
who tf in 3rd grade is 6 years old???? when i was 6 I was in 1st grade
sorry, i meant in kindergarten
Bro how are you 6 going to third grade??? Atleast in Finland you must be atleast six to even go to the first grade
@@Jetcar3000 I started kindergarten when I was 4 because of my birth month (I was born in august) so it's plausible. I am american for reference
@@maroondream9111 im also American, which state did you grow up in? for me it’s massachusetts
A kid said that they had a twin that never went to school, his name was sheplé
Once I was sick so I didn’t show up to school for only 3 days. When I came back, everyone was shocked because someone spread a lie that I moved schools. When i confronted the person, they pointed at the teacher and said it was him.
The memory erasing lie is actually super clever!
I think this was a joke lol
matt be doing so many reckless stunts you need to add a disclaimer to not try this at home
5:05 Did this man really just pour Lucozade on himself like it's water
I had some "issues" growing up and I live in terror of seeing myself in one of these compilations.
God, same 😂 finally have a good therapist about it now, which is nice lmao
I was the kid that lied about a lot of things back then. When I was in 2nd grade, I would tell others that I spoke Australian, and would just speak out a bunch of gibberish. For whatever reason, I had no idea that Australia's native language was also English. I eventually got called out for it by some other kid and that caused me to have a mental breakdown...
dont worry, the native Australians all have different languages
I gotta know, why did you lie all the time? I had friends like that as a kid but I never knew why they did it.
Did you think people believed you?
@JCAtkeson3 For me, I lied about many things for attention. Its something I could care less about nowadays, but when I was younger I just wanted to be the "main character" and to be a popular kid with talents I lied about and such.
As for the second question, I don't think I'll ever know if people believed me. It's been a long time and I've moved away since then.
@@sampletexthere7502 Thanks for sharing.
@JCAtkeson3 I tell absurd stories to find people who get offended.
For example: I told some guys at work that I used to be able to jump all the way from the ground to the roof but now I can't because of my back. I do have a bad back and I did used to be good at jumping but the roof is like 28ft up. Everyone chuckled and asked for a demonstration but Tony got super salty and was like 'no way you could jump that high. Stop lying.' 😂😂😂 no shit dude nobody was supposed to believe it
This one kid tried to convince me she could travel to other universes by punching a wall
When was this? Because if it's in or after 2020, I think I know the origin of the lie
Wait isn’t that from the second Dr strange
She can travel to the nurse's office if she does it hard enough.
Yeah, the universe of pain
@@tailpig6417It was somewhere around 2020, I honestly don’t remember though
i had one of these lies lol. i dont remember what grade, but i remember telling my friends my "dad worked for fnaf" and that fnaf 4 would be in a house, the fact i was right was fucking awesome but i had already moved schools by the time it came out lmfao- i think back on that and wonder if they ever believed me after it released, or if they just forgot because it was just a one off conversation
a kid said one time: "oh i have mario kart 9 but you cant play it because my nintendo switch will notice your presences and *freaking explode* in your face." the fact that somebody belived that scares me.
That sounds like something Nintendo would do
@@neoselket562 absolutely
Ngl I'd buy something like that as a cover up for my real nintedo switch, so if someone wanted to steal it I'd know who it was
When the movie Pixels came out, a kid in my class named Ashley said he had seen the movie early and it would have Minecraft Steve, Freddy Fazbear and Wario in it.
You would not believe how hyped I was when I watched the movie, seeing the centipede show up and thinking 'THIS MUST BE WARIO!!'
We are so close to these 3 all having theatrical appearances
@@AlexDown1 freddy movie already came out, not sure about wario, minecraft in 2025
I really hope Nintendo makes enough movies that Wario gets one.
Danny devito wants to be wario @@DccToon
@@DccToon That's why I say that, we're confirmed two thirds of the way there and Wario could at least be a cameo in Mario Movie 2
A kid in my kindergarten once said that he's so mature that he can walk home all alone. One other kid asked "how do you cross the street?". He replied that he just crosses it, and if any cars are coming he lies down and they drive above him. I remember other kids buying it, too. Made me so mad that I remember it to this day 😅
How many kids played in front of cars thinking nothing would happen?
"How do you cross the street" is such a precious question
One time in like first or second grade there was this one kid who was wearing a bracelet from one of these school events that he claimed could turn him into any Sonic the Hedgehog character. His shirt even caught on fire once. He also told my sister that he inserted metal rods into his arm and made it really strong.
The only time I remember doing this was when I was like 7 and said I had an exoskeleton. I did not know what an exoskeleton was.
Thankfully, some girl near me said that the word "skeleton" was deathly terrifying to her, and so everyone forgot my obvious lie to go and scream "SKELETON! SKELETON!" at her
Spooky scary exoskeletons send shivers down your spine
Shrieking exoskulls will shock your soul
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One kid in middle school told me that he had to beat up a bunch of his fellow church members in order to get the cross necklace that he had. 😂
Fight church is like fight club but more unexpected
@@haldalas Wasn't Fightchurch a character in _So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish_?
He might have been telling the truth. Religion is weird.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo Not that weird.
@@gunsgalore7571 You gotta prove your strength to god in a holy match of righteous fisticuffs.
One of my friends said: "Yeah, I've actually been the first person to download Fortnite, I have proof, but my Xbox broke. I came over, and his Xbox was still working, and, he only downloaded fortnite in 2019
that's because his dad was the ceo of xbox and got him a new one
You have proof, you just don’t have proof
Funny enough, my fortnite account Is actually almost as Old as fortnite, but I didn't play it until chapter 5.
my dad owns fortnite he can confirm for your friend
dude I love these replies
1st grade I asked my classmate: "What's your name?"
Apparently he was named "Death".
I was friends with that kid. Some of the lies I remember him telling me are:
• he couldn't drink milk then go outside because the milk would spoil in his stomach
• he had an online multiplayer mode of yandere simulator but it cost $1,000 to buy
• he watched a ghost play his violin at 3 am
• that he had "indigo eyes" and could see dead people
When I was a kid I genuinely believed that if I ate a food the day before its expiration date it would expire in my stomach
That first one sounds like something a parent said to prevent sickness. My mother always said that if you drink milk after heavy exercise or a hot day, it will curdle in your stomach and make you sick. It's possible he got the timing confused.
so your friend kid lied about Yandere Simulator secret modes, huh? ...When did that game come out? Have I remembered to collect my grandpa money this month? ... where am I?
Spoiled milk, huh? Maybe he should go meet those aliens my bro was talking about that grew milk on their heads. They could even change it to chocolate milk! Surely space milk doesn't expire right LOL
How's that kid feel about the yandev news?
I love how you can tell a lot of these are the parents telling the kids something, thinking they're being funny, but the kid takes it 100% literally.
We all had that kid in school who said he already had the next PlayStation but couldn't show it to anyone because it was at his cousin's house
This is why I play psychological deduction games, so I can laugh in the face of pathetic lies, and equally feel stupid about my pathetic lies.
a girl once told me she was the princess of australia, don't think she realised australia has the same royalty as the uk.
I remember that when Monster High was a bigger thing, a girl I knew told us her real birth name was Clawdeen.
I also remember having a whole thing where I said invisible dragons were _everywhere,_ and there were a bajillion different types, and that only certain special people could see them. I, of course, was one of those people, and I had a pet dragon named Starshine, who was a Night Dragon, the rarest type of all.
I had an interesting imagination.
sounds like an actually interesting plot LOL
LOL This would make a great children’s story, can I steal it? XD
@@mrlagoonslawyer TWO people who can see the dragons?? something's up...
as someone who works with kids, i get quite a lot of these.
a kid once told me during naptime that she can't sleep because her "eyes hurt when they shut and the doctor said no sleep for 5 days". 💀
To be fair, when I close my eyes sometimes they burn like hell. Doctor also did say “no sleep for 5 days” so she could be telling the truth
@@AdamSlander888 nah, she was notoriously a problem with naptime and just didn't want to be quiet/lay down for an hour lol
I was a squirtle in a human suit, I wasn't even interested in pokèmon.