@@no-rd5tnit can be both, like complete - I completed the puzzle, I unpleated the puzzle (verb) - The puzzle is complete, the puzzle is unpleate (adjective)
0:44 i love the idea of using facebook marketplace as just a place to update everyone on your life. it's like if you screamed that you lost your prescription glasses in the middle of a farmer's market
sometimes, facebook makes automatic listings for normal status updates that have no intent of selling anything. its a dogshite platform with a plethora of bugs, but we wouldnt be getting gems like these otherwise
My dad actually used to check out Facebook marketplace when he was bored because of the ridiculous things people put on there. Sometimes he would find a decent deal, but most of the time he just found stuff that made him laugh.
Actually, I have seen catalogues that sell puzzle glue for smearing over the top of a puzzle after you finish it so it doesn't come apart so you can hang it. Not a well-known thing, not a common thing, but it exists.
@@zorroillumantiz3562 don’t know if you’re joking, but it’s most likely not their fault. Their father could be dead, you can never really know, unless they tell it to you
@@thepangremlin6707 Very sweet, but that's just an edgelord making a easy joke. Maybe they actually grew up without a dad, but I doubt they're trying to get sympathy out of a random youtube comment.
3:54 Onward is so funny. I just can't stop laughing. I get that mirrors are some of the hardest objects to photograph but, these photos are just too funny.
I browsed the Facebook Marketplace a few back and someone was selling an onion stuck in bread for £365,000. No, I’m not kidding. I still have the screenshot.
Once I found a guy selling a used freezer for $200 with the description "In good shape still runs great." What I think was the bottom of the freezer is completely gone along with most of the front of the freezer as well leaving a gaping hole. There are random electrical bits sticking out everywhere. Inside the freezer are random scraps and a random wooden ground. Scattered on the ground surrounding the freezer is what I assume is some kind of insulation that was once a part of the freezer and randomly partly crushed cans. Who I assume is the seller is kneeling down next to the freezer with a pair of sunglasses drinking a beer... what a legend.
this channel is the only amongst hundreds i follow where i experience so much pure pleasure watching that I get anxious that it's going to end. My favorite feeling is looking at the progress bar and seeing that it's not even halfway ❤ i'm currently going through a lot of depression right now and you are one of the only things that makes me genuinely belly laugh, you are doing a huge service to so many people Matt
I got a free Crt from a facebook marketplace listing . When my mom picked it up, the lady thrown in a fancy laser print fax/copy/scanner/printer for free as she couldn’t understand how it worked. Apparently when I searched up, it goes for around 300 dollars retail price, a big oof for the lady.
I cannot tell you how much time I've spent on fb marketplace finding the most cursed listings. Once found a GINGERBREAD HOUSE labeled as "1 bed 1 bath house, $100/month - walls are a bit fragile no furniture"
2:41 This brought back a distant childhood memory of mine. When I was 11, I was watching a TH-cam livestream that was definitely not kid-friendly, and people started talking about incest. I didn’t know what incest was and wondered what incense had to do with anything.
Now we're in the wild environment of the Facebook marketplace, the creatures here are extraordinarily strange with tactics of selling things in the habitat
Matt, I just wanted to say that every video I watch from you is a complete (as opposed to unpleate) and utter adventure, and I genuinely hope that you still enjoy making these videos. It's wonderful to hear this batshit crazy stuff with your classic professionalism, but also with a little hint of laughter on occasion.
Bro I have had so many things come up since I asked about the no context vid 💀 I'll try to get to it soon Matt. In the meantime Matt, thanks for making everyone have a good laugh!!
I love Facebook Marketplace. I never buy anything, but it's always hilarious to see what's for sale on there. Like I saw this guy selling a single Action Man (GI Joe) gun for £4
It took me half an hour to watch the whole video, where almost 20 minutes was the mirrors sales. God damn, I laughed so hard, that my stomach started to hurt. Found myself rolling on the floor, that my roommates thought that I'm stoned 😂
My dad tried selling a snooker table on Facebook market place and someone offered him a puppy for it cause they saw our family dog was going through a health crisis.
That last one is how you sell a mirror. Oh, and I pray to god Matt hasn't encountered that weird part of the marketplace where the reflections on the object is of a barely clad people taking the photo, which was their whole point.
Welcome to the jungle, we've got 💀💀💀 and games
💀
💀💀💀
We've got "Vine boom sound effect overlapping Matt saying skull emojee, Vine boom sound effect overlapping Matt saying skull emojee, Vine boom sound effect overlapping Matt saying skull emojee" and games
@@SakhotGamer I think you mean "skuHUUULLL EMOJEEEEEE!"
Also Charlie’s in trees
Without Matt's video the day would be unpleate.
*unpleated. unpleate is a verb, hope this helps
@@no-rd5tn big preesh on that one
@@no-rd5tn you clearly don’t understand Mattrosian dialect
@@no-rd5tnit can be both, like complete
- I completed the puzzle, I unpleated the puzzle (verb)
- The puzzle is complete, the puzzle is unpleate (adjective)
@@ochuspin Secret lore of the rose smp unlocked.
that last one is incredibly, not only did the guy do a jump to look like he was sitting in midair
*he snapped it with a 3DS*
WAIT I DIDNT SEE THAT HUH
LEGENDARY
I was amazed when I saw that
3DS is peak >>>
Your true god is here.
I saw that too
Absolute power move
0:44 i love the idea of using facebook marketplace as just a place to update everyone on your life. it's like if you screamed that you lost your prescription glasses in the middle of a farmer's market
Even worse, it would be like setting up a stand just to ask people if they've seen them 😆
sometimes, facebook makes automatic listings for normal status updates that have no intent of selling anything. its a dogshite platform with a plethora of bugs, but we wouldnt be getting gems like these otherwise
@@shrekfrog *wouldn't
@@-originalLemon- yeah no one cares about the mistake lets just read it alright?
@@-originalLemon- we shouldn't be getting gems?
My dad actually used to check out Facebook marketplace when he was bored because of the ridiculous things people put on there. Sometimes he would find a decent deal, but most of the time he just found stuff that made him laugh.
Did it ever result in him buying something?
@@IeeIee778 my dad bougth a working 2000$ jeep once
@@MattlikestrainsOfficial not bad
My mom tried selling a wish chip once
My husband does this all the time 😂
2:40 This caught me off guard so much it took me a full minute to remember the actual word “incense”
2:41
It had me feeling incensed.
It had me feeling incested
I love the smell of burning insects. Makes me feel relaxed.
@@RustOnWheelsI love the smell of being incested. Makes me feel incested.
brown table =
normal item being sold ❌
overtly sexual item ✔️
Facebook is messed Up, I can see people posting animated sex scene and it didnt got removed.
@@cyberpunkchloe9well it doesnt have Tables in it
THE BETTY BOOP FIGURINE ARMY IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING
*proceeds to nuke all of them*
Wave goodbye to your head wanker
@@ultimapower6950 it only made them stronger
Saves them
*b o o p o o p a d o o p*
Matt is literally the only human i know who can accurately sound out gibberish and abbreviations-
Which is absolutely glorious.
I love him for it.😆🥰🤣
Markiplier
"Blk"
2:14 The stupidest thing about this is, the _buyer_ could _also_ disassemble the puzzle after they buy it!
They are the ones that need to unplete it you could say
Actually, I have seen catalogues that sell puzzle glue for smearing over the top of a puzzle after you finish it so it doesn't come apart so you can hang it. Not a well-known thing, not a common thing, but it exists.
people glue them
2:06 This is my favourite one 😂 The way you delivered "YOU sent the thumbs up!" was impeccable.
It was a good strategy though - try to trick the other person into thinking it was their thumbs up. I might have to try that.
Bro sounded like Wheatley 💀
@@timmiller1 straight up gaslight those fuckers
Caught in 4K.
-" I wanna buy this for 1000$"
-"okay, that'll be 1000$"
-"WHAT"
dead 💀
Ikr and the way Matt said "WHAT" makes it even funnier 🤣
SKULL EMOJIIIII
Matt is the only thing keeping my sanity intact after the barrage of "Are you out of chips?" when we very clearly do not have chips.
When are you getting more in?
Don't do this to me (Tuesdays, so tomorrow, as of posting.)
@@RainIsVibin Re: Chips?
We might have some I have no idea I'm not at work.
What is going in in the comments. Wdym barrage of chips????
4:00 - giant faced man had me helpless for a good 5 minutes 😂
His face is like if a cartoon figure became real 😂
I feel like he knew what he was doing ngl
There is no way he didn't do that intentionally, it's just too good
4:01
I laughed myself hoarse!🤣😂🤣😂
The “I’ll pay 1000 dollars. How much please?” “1000 dollars.” And then the aggressive WHAT has my dying. 😂😂😂 3:01
Same! XD
bhiuying
@@mega_micro agreed
This is when you know the dementia is kicking in
WHAT
3:07 only time i hear matt genuinely scream
The way Matt says BEES!!! FREE!!! is just hillarious
4:10 As someone from leeds, I can confirm that we all use mirrors like this.
Leeds=Ohio of UK confirmed?
@@crazycattheboss I mean, I can't really disagree with that.
Is he taking a photo on a 3DS?!??
@@crazycattheboss confirmed
@@crazycattheboss Spittin
honestly for the selfie ones it feels intentional, a lot of them look like something a dad would do
I wouldn't know, never had one.
@@cosmicolivia7674 I hope you know that it's your fault.
Pretty sure they just uploaded the wrong pic
@@zorroillumantiz3562 don’t know if you’re joking, but it’s most likely not their fault. Their father could be dead, you can never really know, unless they tell it to you
@@thepangremlin6707 Very sweet, but that's just an edgelord making a easy joke. Maybe they actually grew up without a dad, but I doubt they're trying to get sympathy out of a random youtube comment.
2:49 just hearing you read this makes me laugh
0:09 he just needed to get rid of those damn bees 😆
I'm surprised the poor bees were still alive in that snow, hope they did get rehomed.
BEES
FREE
That's Pontypridd alright
@@JoshTheWozdefinitely
2:41 Nearly Killed me From Laughing 🤣
3:31 That’s the most terrifying looking beanie baby I’ve ever seen
Matt has the voice perfectly fit for a gardening ad
Oddly specific
1:40 i would genuinely get something like that ngl that looks unironically adorable 💀💀
I absolutely lost it at 3:40
3:45 did it for me
mirrored man in a minivan
3:44 bro I love how he said "packers cup"
0:50
Well, to be fair it has 3 legs exposed
I'm actually pretty interested in the custom dog drawing that was Bang on they really nailed the aura of that dog
3:54 Onward is so funny. I just can't stop laughing.
I get that mirrors are some of the hardest objects to photograph but, these photos are just too funny.
1:33 Oh my god, it's the custom dog drawing where I got my profile picture from!
3:01 Matt's "bhiyuing" had me rolling on the floor wheezing bro
Monokuma moment
b(hh)awuin
I browsed the Facebook Marketplace a few back and someone was selling an onion stuck in bread for £365,000. No, I’m not kidding. I still have the screenshot.
How much do you want for that screenshot? Sounds really good.
That is absolutely hilarious, and one of the many reasons why I end up scrolling marketplace for so long.
Absolute gems on there.🤣
1000$
@@mikamifan62WHAT
Wtf kind of comments were I leaving
"I'm selling my snack" - The Snake, selling its human
The way he just says "BEES, FREE" gets me every time
Same 💀
Once I found a guy selling a used freezer for $200 with the description "In good shape still runs great."
What I think was the bottom of the freezer is completely gone along with most of the front of the freezer as well leaving a gaping hole. There are random electrical bits sticking out everywhere. Inside the freezer are random scraps and a random wooden ground. Scattered on the ground surrounding the freezer is what I assume is some kind of insulation that was once a part of the freezer and randomly partly crushed cans. Who I assume is the seller is kneeling down next to the freezer with a pair of sunglasses drinking a beer... what a legend.
What in the bloody hell happened to that freezer anyways? Shit’s crazy man
@@NavyzLolz i think he blew it up
@@pinkrose8272 wouldn’t surprise me lol
this channel is the only amongst hundreds i follow where i experience so much pure pleasure watching that I get anxious that it's going to end. My favorite feeling is looking at the progress bar and seeing that it's not even halfway ❤ i'm currently going through a lot of depression right now and you are one of the only things that makes me genuinely belly laugh, you are doing a huge service to so many people Matt
Matt Rose is legitimately the only youtuber that can make me laugh this hard!
Whoever it was who said "One man's trash is another man's treasure" obviously didn't see some of the things in this video.
One man’s treasure is most men’s trash
4:01 had me laughing for way too long
PLS why does he look like mr. Incredible 😭
I like to do that in hotel mirrors bc they are huge 😭💀🤣
He looks like ordinary person from Wall-E
3:38 what the actual
Matt talking about Minecraft and blowing things up is just completely hilarious to me.
3:22 wotsit man
1:01 honestly, that collection is pretty impressive, Betty Boop would be honored
3:07 made me laugh so much 😂
1:05 lmao all of that betty boop merchandise
Finally someone who knew who they were
I got a free Crt from a facebook marketplace listing . When my mom picked it up, the lady thrown in a fancy laser print fax/copy/scanner/printer for free as she couldn’t understand how it worked. Apparently when I searched up, it goes for around 300 dollars retail price, a big oof for the lady.
i cant even express how much this made me laugh, i had to pause so many times 😭😭😭 these videos always make my week better
I feel bad for the guy whose glasses have been missing for 3 years
I held my laughter all the way up until *J E A N S*
i lost it around "BEES" but was floored by "outboard motor boats 3 of"
“BLK!!! Sliver…” I died
0:11 For sale: Toaster, never toasted
The last picture makes me think of how many times they must have fallen.
Matt saying how that person wrote those colors was very funny lmao
BLK!!!
Sliver
The people that don't use their turn signals on the road are still somehow more educated than the lunatics on marketplace
3:43 I love that haircut, i'd wish my fridge would have such hair!
It's always a joy whenever Matt Rose uploads!
Tables are incredibly inappropriate i cant believe you showed an uncensored table
Thanks Yes-Man
the BLK at 3:00 totally destroyed me I watched it 10 times in a row xD
You made my evening
I cannot tell you how much time I've spent on fb marketplace finding the most cursed listings. Once found a GINGERBREAD HOUSE labeled as "1 bed 1 bath house, $100/month - walls are a bit fragile no furniture"
2:41 This brought back a distant childhood memory of mine. When I was 11, I was watching a TH-cam livestream that was definitely not kid-friendly, and people started talking about incest. I didn’t know what incest was and wondered what incense had to do with anything.
HHA I WAS IN THE MINECRAFT THINGY
I was the person in a king suit when the TNT exploded at 1:54. Thank you Matt
W man congrats!
It's been a year, but thank you
does anyone know the server ip?
Some of those are genuinely just funny in a wholesome way. "Mom not included" made me smile :D
1:32 “Occasion Cakes”
Occasion of what, Chernobyl ???
Can I have it
1:34
Lmao!
" *custom dog drawing* "
Now we're in the wild environment of the Facebook marketplace, the creatures here are extraordinarily strange with tactics of selling things in the habitat
People taking pictures of mirrors to sell are always funny
Matt, I just wanted to say that every video I watch from you is a complete (as opposed to unpleate) and utter adventure, and I genuinely hope that you still enjoy making these videos. It's wonderful to hear this batshit crazy stuff with your classic professionalism, but also with a little hint of laughter on occasion.
3:15 is so funny
I would like the black entertainment center to include the mom in my purchase
i'm in class watching this bc you can't stop the matt rose grind 💪💪
I need more of these. They make me feel like a genius. And Matt's delivery makes it even better. Ta, Matt!
Thank you Matt, I was crying and this cheered me up
0:10 made me laugh like who the heck sells bees?! The bees would sting you like crazy!
they had a bee infestation and wanted to see if anyone wanted to take them
Beekeepers sell bees. To beekeepers.
3:30 to 3:55 had me in stitches 😆
My mum could’ve been this entire video 💀💀💀
"Unpleate" will be part of my vocabulary forever now
Sometimes I wake from a fever dream after hearing Matt scream SKULLEEMOJI 💀
this was the hardest ive laughed in a while thank you matt
this turned into the "bottom gear" type memes jixaw makes at around the 2:55 mark, just complete and utter random humor i love it
Need more Amazon reviews videos 😂. I sometimes read them just for laughs. And the question and answers are always hilarious.
Honestly all my focus went to your name immediately.
@@KawaiiPandass123 oh! How come?
@@80PercentScottish not sure really. Just eye catching I guess lol!
Honestly I'm still waiting for the day that Matt Rose discovers the wonders of the reviews for the 5 lb bag of sugar free gummy bears...
I love fb marketplace. Last week I saw a half eaten deodorant stick for $1. Literally, a deodorant stick that had a bite out of it. Truly beautiful
Matt should do voice-over in documentaries.
Along with the sound effects.
my mum once explored the depths of FB, and found a listing for “a lightly shat seat”. she hasn’t been on since.
Bro I have had so many things come up since I asked about the no context vid 💀 I'll try to get to it soon Matt. In the meantime Matt, thanks for making everyone have a good laugh!!
I LOVE YOU MATT‼️‼️Everyday Matt posts is a guaranteed good day fr
I love Facebook Marketplace. I never buy anything, but it's always hilarious to see what's for sale on there. Like I saw this guy selling a single Action Man (GI Joe) gun for £4
It took me half an hour to watch the whole video, where almost 20 minutes was the mirrors sales. God damn, I laughed so hard, that my stomach started to hurt. Found myself rolling on the floor, that my roommates thought that I'm stoned 😂
3:06
"1000$"
WHAT?¡?¡?¡
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 that "*-WHAT-* was hilarious
1:40 THATS LIKE A HOUR BY CAR FROM MY HOUSE I WANT IT
Small faced creeper
Also you have just doxxed yourself 💀💀💀💀
I will be at your house soon :)
@@joannenewton2755 how soon? Ill get the tea ready
It's so adorable
0:16
There you go!
*A L A N*
Alan
@@0h0h0money Alan
Alan
@@Lukepuke311 Alan
Black entertainment center mom and items on the stand not included.
I love the enthusiasm you use
My dad tried selling a snooker table on Facebook market place and someone offered him a puppy for it cause they saw our family dog was going through a health crisis.
Like I see the logic, don't get me wrong, but Jesus Christ. Our dog was fine btw so we would have ended up with two dogs anyway.
Why do I die laughing at all of these videos
That jigsaw bit sounds like something straight out of a Terry Pratchett novel
Facebook market place is pure comedy gold when Matt reads it out loud.😂😂
That last one is how you sell a mirror.
Oh, and I pray to god Matt hasn't encountered that weird part of the marketplace where the reflections on the object is of a barely clad people taking the photo, which was their whole point.
1:39 that is so cute i need one
its a bit deformed, just a bit
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa it's adorable the ball creeper
@@KiaraClaw thank you for calling q creeper adorable
he looks sad after accidentally destroying builds
was hoping you’d upload today this morning, hell yeah!
It never ceases to amaze me what some people come up with. 🤣I love it!
Matt, the reason why they were asking about a big touch was because big printers come with a mapping software called BL Touch.
I think it would be funny to look at websites that were changed using the inspect tool
that wouldnt be natural like the rest of his videos; it would be people intentionally making jokes for reddit fame.
On the other hand, I too think it would be funny. We need to pitch this to Matt/Mark Rose and see what he thinks though