Simple trick for this to never to happen to you: Don't use social media. Go off the grid. Live in a forest and befriend a deer. Grow antlers. Eat wild (might be poisonous) berries. Live peacefully.
A crow delivers you a letter "Kirsty at work told me she saw you eating poisonous berries, not very happy to hear this. And antlers? Worried this will impact your employability. Love Mum"
@@newwaveinfantry8362 I mean, if he bought it as a gift, then no, not really. If you buy something for someone as a gift and give it to them, it's no longer your property, you can't decide what they do with it once it's out of your hands. That said, it would still be pretty disrespectful and stupid to smoke in the car if they didn't pay for it themselves, so they can hardly expect another gift of that kind of value if that's the kind of care they show it.
@@viljamtheninjamost parents do not buy cars for their kids as gifts. They buy cars to allow their kids to drive and then eventually get their own cars.
It’s sad but funny how much old people villainize the most basic of social behaviors, then wonder “why aren’t there any kids playing in the street anymore?”
The real fear is if your parents see who you're subscribed to on TH-cam. I think my parents would be incredibly concerned if they knew I was subscribed to a British chap who drinks and yells SKULL EMOJI into megaphones.
1:17 As a Christian, I can confirm that that is actually in the Bible. Basically 99% of the book of Job is Job telling his friends that he hates life because he lost all of his earthly possessions and that he wants his friends to go away and let him die in peace.
i mean he called him and his whole clique a bunch of pedofiles and that he should die and then that went on to be heard by every human in the anglosphere and then half of the rest of the world
I had the child version of this problem. When I was about seven, my parents would sit me down because they were concerned over my drawings. They weren’t violent, just bizarre. Highlights include: off brand magical princesses, several messed up horses, and Fat Albert. Weirdest part is that I don’t remember watching Fat Albert.
Absolutely! If any of your socials have your name as part of the username, this is just your reminder to private those accounts if you haven't already. Just to be safe
Im the opposite. My mom's on instagram and Facebook, and my Dad's on TikTok, and I just use youtube and discord. So i have to hear about the cringe instagram reels my aunt posts 2nd hand.
My mom follows me on Instagram and anytime I post any self deprecating humor on my story she responds to telling me it’s not true, which is honestly really cute
3:25 the actual translation from malay is actually “why are you talking like this in the morning… not good you know” so google translate saying “what are you like this” is funnier 😭
@@neolbioldeyThe translator forgot the “ckp”, an abbreviation for “cakap”, meaning “speak” The full spelling of the original text is “Kenapa pagi-pagi cakap macam ni”
As a millennial and parent, be advised: if your parents love you, they WILL inevitably act the part of the oblivious parent on purpose to get a reaction out of you haha
as a fellow millenial, my mum, aunt, dad, grandmother, cousins, friends, etc. have always done this. who the hell doesn't? it's funny. especially if it leads up to a horrendous out of pocket pun knowing how they're going to describe it
I don't see why someone should consider that an expression of love if they need an internet stranger to assure them that it's an expression of love 😂 I think that's their decision!
I was once going through my daughter's internet history during the at-home learning during Covid, saying she needed to do her work first then play games (she was playing tons of games during school time). I happened to find that she looked up "amy hedgehog sonic naked". I didn't even get mad, I just died laughing. She was 9.
this is just a cleverly titled sequel to the "parents not understanding memes" video combined with "cursed texts from grandmas/grandpas" you gotta love matt rose always giving us more
Honestly Matt, I just want to say thank you for cheering me up whenever I’m feeling lonely/insignificant - thanks again for all your dedication to making content for all of us to enjoy:]
Jesus will never make you feel lonely/insignificant, he will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :) “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” Romans 10:9-13 KJV “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.” Mark 1:15 KJV If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on TH-cam and a TH-cam channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.* God Bless :)
Not Instagram, but my mum brought up that one of my OCs has the same name as she does, by pure coincidence. I swear, getting called by your Twitter handle is infinitely more threatening than being called by your full name.
The weird thing about this video is that you can feel the difference between what (most) people post to Instagram vs Twitter. Twitter is where you go with stupid or weird things that happened to you or popped into your head, to complain, or just generally where you go to be awkward. (And meme) Instagram is where (sometimes the same) people try to sound or look attractive or edgy or cool. (And meme)
Thanks mate for uploading this masterpiece! I'm currently really sick and this video was the highlight of my day. I really needed this, thanks Matt! Also I really liked that SKULLEMOJI CHOIR 💀💀💀!!!
imagine meeting a biblically accurate angel and it just says "SKULLLEEEMOJJIIII" while its heavenly voice reverberates around you and shakes you to the core.
so funny how all the grandparents were oblivious, all the mothers were worried or angry, dads were only caring about their stuff, and that uncle did an uncle thing
I've been watching too much content about people being horrible so going through your channel is a much needed change of pace :)) thanks for always making me laugh!
As someone who drew completely unrelated gay dudes to have someone reply to it with "aw they're such brothers :)" the "sisters" post hit me with critical damage
My parents clearly tell the difference thank god, but i had a kid at my school who i already knew was very homophobic look over my shoulder while i was drawing some OCs and ask if they were brothers. They’re dating. He asked 100% genuinely too like excuse me what????
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I stopped watching Matt about a year ago and I don’t even know why, whenever I watch his videos I end up laughing uncontrollably for about 10 minutes 😭😭 Matt is the king of comedy (and skull emojis)
I remember the first ever video of his I watched literally had me laughing for hours because originally I laughed for about 15 minutes then I stopped, but whenever I remembered the video I would burst out laughing again and that would go on for about 2 hours 😭
Watching this makes me realize how generous my parents are. If I posted nothing but the sentence "I killed a man and ate his organs" and a picture of a black cat my mom would laugh
There’s a simple solution here Don’t have the same social media as your parents or the same platforms and never tell them anything They’ll still find stuff out sure But not as often online
I don't use Instagram, but I do know to NEVER let my family know my socials. Last thing that I need is anyone I know outside of my friends seeing the stuff that I write. Not even the SFW stuff...
matt rose has officially become thst one channel i watch when im feeling phsyically ill while sitting on the toilet either because my stomach or my ovaries, or in this case right now... both
I'm so glad my mom is one of those "I don't use social media, I don't need people knowing my business" types and my dad is nonexistent in my life, because avoiding them on social media would be hellish otherwise 😂
Simple trick for this to never to happen to you: Don't use social media. Go off the grid. Live in a forest and befriend a deer. Grow antlers. Eat wild (might be poisonous) berries. Live peacefully.
A crow delivers you a letter "Kirsty at work told me she saw you eating poisonous berries, not very happy to hear this. And antlers? Worried this will impact your employability. Love Mum"
@@Matt_RoseHI YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYA
@@freakkycats HI FATH FATH FATH
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and become a xenomorph
"No smoking in the car I paid for" has got to be the most dad thing I have ever heard
He's completely in the right.
@@newwaveinfantry8362 I mean, if he bought it as a gift, then no, not really. If you buy something for someone as a gift and give it to them, it's no longer your property, you can't decide what they do with it once it's out of your hands. That said, it would still be pretty disrespectful and stupid to smoke in the car if they didn't pay for it themselves, so they can hardly expect another gift of that kind of value if that's the kind of care they show it.
@@viljamtheninjamost parents do not buy cars for their kids as gifts. They buy cars to allow their kids to drive and then eventually get their own cars.
and the 💯
@@viljamtheninja imagine getting gifted a car
Matt Rose is a perfect lesson in why most social media should be used either very carefully or very ironically
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@@deepfriedlettuce.Interrobang‽ Don't see those around too often
Or my personal favorite, mostly avoided
@@calibricalypso You don't‽
I’m the 1k like! :3
Lmao I legit thought the first kid would be posing with guns. Bro was literally just chillin 💀
It’s sad but funny how much old people villainize the most basic of social behaviors, then wonder “why aren’t there any kids playing in the street anymore?”
That my friend is called racism
@@jackthesmoltangerine-20/10 rage bait
@@jackthesmoltangerine at least try…
@@courier6960YEAH NO THAT HAS TO BE TOO TRUE
The real fear is if your parents see who you're subscribed to on TH-cam. I think my parents would be incredibly concerned if they knew I was subscribed to a British chap who drinks and yells SKULL EMOJI into megaphones.
Especially with the shit he talks about. Furbies. Scary shit.
Yea
I would be kicked out of the house if they saw my subscriptions-
@@googleyoflolz9930 my parents are well aware who im subscribed to
I have no idea how my parents would react if they saw my subscriptions, I don’t even remember some of the stuff in my subscriptions
1:17 As a Christian, I can confirm that that is actually in the Bible. Basically 99% of the book of Job is Job telling his friends that he hates life because he lost all of his earthly possessions and that he wants his friends to go away and let him die in peace.
that quote describes 80% of my life, and 20% of my afterlife
Job had the best character arc of any real life person
To be fair, his friends weren't much help!
His earthly possessions AND his wife (or was it wives?) AND his children. The guy had a reason to be pissed off lmao
@@denjidenji9162 No he didn't lose his wife actually, but she tells him to "curse God and die."
As someone who doesn’t have instagram with parents who don’t have instagram either, I think this is relatable.
Lmao agreed. Only my mom has it and that's for her job lol.
edit: spelling
Here here!
Same here lol
Imagine using social media 😎
Consider yourself one of the lucky ones 😌
that dad that just responded with “🤨” from their child getting a boner from ice cream is so awesome
🤨moment
but why is he getting a boner from ice cream 🤨
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“Does he do floors” That’s worse than anything Kendrick has said 💀
ikr holy carp
i mean he called him and his whole clique a bunch of pedofiles and that he should die and then that went on to be heard by every human in the anglosphere and then half of the rest of the world
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I had the child version of this problem. When I was about seven, my parents would sit me down because they were concerned over my drawings. They weren’t violent, just bizarre. Highlights include: off brand magical princesses, several messed up horses, and Fat Albert. Weirdest part is that I don’t remember watching Fat Albert.
I'm sorry but that made me laugh 😅
HEY HEY HEY 🔊🔊🔊
I read this in Matt's voice and died laughing.
I read this comment and was wondering who on Earth Fat Albert was. Then he just showed up in my recommended timeline. How did TH-cam do that?
THAT MOVIE WAS A PIECE OF MY CHILDHOOD
I will never understand how Matt can pronounce random scrambled up letters like it’s a language he’s fluent in 💀💀
“SKULL EMOJII” -Matt rose
Literally years of practice at this point MCLKNLKASJDLMQOPDUASNKA
@@Matt_Rose I need you to read this out loud in the next video. I've tried to read it 6 times and failed miserably in all of them.
@@Matt_Rose well that one is quite easy to pronounce, it doesn't even have any symbols or numbers
@@Matt_Rose I agree with Giorgio. You should make a video reading out loud all of your own comments.
The fucking Pheonix Wright "?" sound cue had me in tears, that was way funnier than it had any right being lol
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Sometimes it’s beneficial to have a family of people in which I’m the only one who seems to understand social media
Same. I feel for the younger gen whose parents are all online
Absolutely! If any of your socials have your name as part of the username, this is just your reminder to private those accounts if you haven't already. Just to be safe
Im the opposite. My mom's on instagram and Facebook, and my Dad's on TikTok, and I just use youtube and discord. So i have to hear about the cringe instagram reels my aunt posts 2nd hand.
the next gen gon have a major problem. we know all the tricks that worked for us
My mom follows me on Instagram and anytime I post any self deprecating humor on my story she responds to telling me it’s not true, which is honestly really cute
wholesome
Awwwwhhh 😢
Self-deprecating humor is cringe.
@@Zorro9129YOURE CRINGE, WAHHHKA-WAKA!!!
Cringe is cringe
3:25 the actual translation from malay is actually “why are you talking like this in the morning… not good you know” so google translate saying “what are you like this” is funnier 😭
ohhhhh aku confused
But... that is what it said
@@neolbioldeyThe translator forgot the “ckp”, an abbreviation for “cakap”, meaning “speak”
The full spelling of the original text is “Kenapa pagi-pagi cakap macam ni”
@@JuanGaytanS oh wait... I just noticed the difference between the two in the comment. I got it
BAHASA MELAYU MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOOO
As a millennial and parent, be advised: if your parents love you, they WILL inevitably act the part of the oblivious parent on purpose to get a reaction out of you haha
as a fellow millenial, my mum, aunt, dad, grandmother, cousins, friends, etc. have always done this. who the hell doesn't? it's funny. especially if it leads up to a horrendous out of pocket pun knowing how they're going to describe it
I don't see why someone should consider that an expression of love if they need an internet stranger to assure them that it's an expression of love 😂 I think that's their decision!
Instant flashbacks to my parents dancing to muzac at any given opportunity 😂
I was once going through my daughter's internet history during the at-home learning during Covid, saying she needed to do her work first then play games (she was playing tons of games during school time). I happened to find that she looked up "amy hedgehog sonic naked". I didn't even get mad, I just died laughing. She was 9.
Right? I want to have kids just so I can mess with em like this
Matt Rose never fails to be our parents on social media
@@Scribblemations☹️
Typical “never fails” zero effort comment
@ilikecatz23same💀💀💀💀💀💀
Matt rose can be anyone on social media lol
@@Meela9088true
5:35 I can confirm Texas does look like this
Mesquite core
"repair your pants" is the best accidental insult
True. It's just so unnatural? Weird and unexpected. It's the perfect insult for that one girl or guy who just loves to wear ridiculous pants
"accidental" That was no accident.
this is just a cleverly titled sequel to the "parents not understanding memes" video combined with "cursed texts from grandmas/grandpas"
you gotta love matt rose always giving us more
dope war of the worlds profile picture
@@XYZB0RG i fuckin love that album
1:37 "Aww sisters"
"Ehh no they are..."
"Sisters"
"No actualy..."
*loads gun* "I said they are sisters"
“Historians will say they were really good friends”
Alabama
Honestly I sympathize with the dad not wanting the boyfriend to smoke in the car
Matt thanks for making the perfect video for me to watch instead of studying for my science test tomorrow!
I’ll get back to it in a second!
I dropped everything I was doing to watch this video
I would tell you to get back to studying, but in fact I’m watching this whilst needing to study for a Spanish exam tomorrow 😭 Good luck!
No! Study your science. Apply yourself 🔬
@@Matt_RoseOk Matt, I’ve studied now haha
5:05 MIN YOONGI IDK WHY SEEING MY MAN IN THE WILD MADE ME SO HAPPY
SAMEEEEE
I ALMOST CHOKED
IKR I GASPED SO LOUD
OMG SAMEEEE
RIGHT IM SO SHOCKED
1:17 I like how grandma isn't even offended, just real confused
Gotta love the almost poetic irony of grandparents being appalled by younger people doing things that they themselves did if not even worse so.
I think it’s the publicity of it that shocks most of them. Also, they of course didn’t *all* do things they disapprove of now.
@@haldalasthat's so vulgar! back in my day, we were ASHAMED of doing the exact same thing!!
@@DavidNikkiZane of speaking in terms of slang and dressing nonconformingly? that sounds dystopian dontchya think?
must have been a rich white kid
Mine certainly didn't, what's this assumption that grandparents were as immoral as people nowadays?
Why is 2:30 most replayed moment in the video...? 🤨🤨🤔
And 3:24…
Do I need this set?
NO YOU FUCKIN DONT!!!
wait.
WAIT.
WAITTTT
AYOOO-
my bad
1:38 Sweet home Allabama
Where skies are blue
@@RACINGUS95 Sweet home, Alabama
Sisters by chance
Lovers by choice
Goodbye
4kids censorship
*new jersey
Honestly Matt, I just want to say thank you for cheering me up whenever I’m feeling lonely/insignificant - thanks again for all your dedication to making content for all of us to enjoy:]
Jesus will never make you feel lonely/insignificant, he will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :)
“that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
Romans 10:9-13 KJV
“and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.”
Mark 1:15 KJV
If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on TH-cam and a TH-cam channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.*
God Bless :)
well now you have a reply, and are not so lonely down here
“What’s a femboy?” That killed me. 😂😂😂😂
There are 2 reaction to this question. To your mum
@@JeroldBoateng Sorry I don’t speak Broken English
@@MoonLoonie69 brenglish*
I think it's the opposite of a tomgirl.
@@EmeraldEyesEsotericit means a guy who is well... feminine, trust me i know.
Matt's laugh is just so wholesome 💖
Not Instagram, but my mum brought up that one of my OCs has the same name as she does, by pure coincidence. I swear, getting called by your Twitter handle is infinitely more threatening than being called by your full name.
"WHITE ZEKROM! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
*“Whitezekrom569, get downstairs now, or you’re grounded.”*
How the hell do you accidentally give a character you made the same name as your mother? Did you forget your mother's name or something?
@@BloodrealmXYeah...seems a tad sus...
@@BloodrealmX it's not that uncommon tho specially if you have split parents or smt
As soon as he said “sisters” i immeditsly just sai “NOOOOOOOO” in the squeakiest voice i could
Matt is like a cool wine dad that can read out your awful handwriting with perfect pronunciation
does he taste amontillado and other exquisite wines?
@@sylv512 depends on hows he's feeling and how accurately he wants to translate jibberish
He IS our cool wine dad that can read out awful handwriting with perfect pronounciation
well he is cool, he does drink wine and he can read out awful handwriting with perfect pronunciation but he's not a dad
matt is pregnant but he never fails to not fail to deliver
oh my god top tier shitpost
what
who’s the father?
ME@@basilflower420
@@basilflower420 matt violet
4:00 the small text below tho 😧...
what it say
@@OmniSync"but for real tho MBJ come for dis ass"
@@OmniSync But fr tho, MBJ, come for dis ass.
What does it say 😭😭💀
“But for real tho, MBJ come for dis ass” I got you gangsters
Elderly relatives and social media are always a terrible combo, but matt always makes it peak comedy
The weird thing about this video is that you can feel the difference between what (most) people post to Instagram vs Twitter.
Twitter is where you go with stupid or weird things that happened to you or popped into your head, to complain, or just generally where you go to be awkward. (And meme)
Instagram is where (sometimes the same) people try to sound or look attractive or edgy or cool. (And meme)
3:37 is rhe best sound effect ever
Not the Ace Attorney
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Thanks mate for uploading this masterpiece! I'm currently really sick and this video was the highlight of my day. I really needed this, thanks Matt!
Also I really liked that SKULLEMOJI CHOIR 💀💀💀!!!
Feel better soon!
@@Matt_Rose Thanks mate!
Yoooooo same
imagine meeting a biblically accurate angel and it just says "SKULLLEEEMOJJIIII" while its heavenly voice reverberates around you and shakes you to the core.
so funny how all the grandparents were oblivious, all the mothers were worried or angry, dads were only caring about their stuff, and that uncle did an uncle thing
3:46: The sextuple "SKULLEMOJIII" really got me, LMAOOO.
Thank you for saving yet another Monday!!💀💀💀💀💀💀
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SKULL EMOJI
SKULL EMOJI
SKULL EMOJI
SKULL EMOJI
SKULL EMOJI
SKULL EMOJI
I'm cryingggg
*SULEMOEIIIIII*
4:15 I love that angry WHAT so much
1:31
*And they were roommates*
They are best friends
Hello ot fan
@Mag3.1415
Hello :D
Oh my god they were roommates
No they were sisters ot fan get it right 🙄 ot fans these days 🙄 (I’m an ot fan too btw ☺️)
I want to start calling matt Mattpat because he’s made me theorize the meaning of life
YES.
OMG LMAO 💀😂
MattRat
Mattpat Rosepose
6:52 "sextina aquafina" such a wonderful user
Can we all appreciate how Matt Rose never fails to 💀💀💀💀💀
Yes he does never fail to die
@@sidthemann25HELP
SKULL EMOJI
SKULL EMOJIII!!
5:25 DANG GRANDMA
Bro roasted his grand child lol 💀💀💀💀
POPPED YO ASS
Lol
I've been watching too much content about people being horrible so going through your channel is a much needed change of pace :)) thanks for always making me laugh!
7:14 I don't think I've ever actually heard Matt crack like that mid sentence
I have a couple times and it’s always hilarious because of how well he usually keeps it together
4:52 I CANT LMFOAOO
OK
Sounds like some alternative version of "I CAN FEEL IT COMING INSIDE ME"
"I can feel the cweaminess from here"
Lobbe thenpfp btw 😜
LMFOAOO
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4:10 Spoiler alert: It DOES drill through the cheese!
As someone who drew completely unrelated gay dudes to have someone reply to it with "aw they're such brothers :)" the "sisters" post hit me with critical damage
My parents clearly tell the difference thank god, but i had a kid at my school who i already knew was very homophobic look over my shoulder while i was drawing some OCs and ask if they were brothers. They’re dating. He asked 100% genuinely too like excuse me what????
Ok woke gen z 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I had to explain the difference between a femboy and a trans woman to my dad last week lol.
Easy distinction: femboys are adorable, trans women are mildly scary
I just let my friends who are better at explaining tell people about shit like that. I know that if I try, I'll fuck it up.
@@OctoAmbush-nc4xtif you never try to explain things it will stay the same
@@OctoAmbush-nc4xt its so easy to explain it, you just say trans people switch gender identity but femboys dont, shrimple as that
Yikes, how'd that go?
5:59 both of my parents would be the dad
Matt's back with the insano content. Thanks mate
2:03 this feels like a fair question
2:48 MY THERAPISTS SAID THEY’RE GONNA LISTEN TO ALEX G YESTERDAY
Your therapists need therapy now
@@moonycat yep, they sent me to another therapist then they sent me to the early psychosis intervention team or something tomorrow lmao 😭😭
@@Vampiriclovesicksys DAMN
@@moonycat YEP
@@moonycatthe therapist of your therapist is gonna need therapy
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THAT ONE PERSON AT 6:35 HAD 456 UNREAD TEXTS, LIKE WHAT
he has friends and you don't
Well it seems they don’t like their friends if they don’t read any of their messages
@@XYZB0RG also, I have friends, all my hotdogs are friends
@@XYZB0RGthat’s unnecessary offensive
@TehCatBlack I find it quite necessary
3:59 MATT, YOU FORGOR THE TEXT AT THE BOTTOM
SKHULLL EMOJIIIIIIII
EXACTLY
“BUT FR THO MBJ COME FOR THIS -SS 😩😩😩” LMAOOOO
Mhmmmm
5:06 not Yoongi from Daechwita MV 😭 😭
“Is this guy your boyfriend?” I WISH
YOONGI MENTIONED
@@Starlight-ue8jy he should be mentioned everywhere.
@@stay_x_t1ny fr
4:30 Nan sounds pretty cool, tbh.
I stopped watching Matt about a year ago and I don’t even know why, whenever I watch his videos I end up laughing uncontrollably for about 10 minutes 😭😭 Matt is the king of comedy (and skull emojis)
I remember the first ever video of his I watched literally had me laughing for hours because originally I laughed for about 15 minutes then I stopped, but whenever I remembered the video I would burst out laughing again and that would go on for about 2 hours 😭
@@gwensroses-quitAbsolutely amazing feeling, getting to laugh at the same thing for a while.
Plot twist: the 1:08 grandma actually has a good sense of humour
Watching this makes me realize how generous my parents are. If I posted nothing but the sentence "I killed a man and ate his organs" and a picture of a black cat my mom would laugh
Well that is oddly specific!
@@Xezlec i think thats the point
yeah same
5:54 too real lmao
💯
4:56 JULIAN YOU STILL NEED TO REPAIR YOUR PANTS🔪🔪🔪🔪👹👹👹👹
4:20 well kinks are hereditary so....
(edit* I changed genetic to hereditary bc it would fit better)
wait really?
@@enderguardian7443yea!
WAIT WHAT
Yea if you have a bondage kink either ur mom has is or your dad sooooo-
Literally no?
3:32
"M U R D E R T H I S P U S S Y ! !"
CupcakKe moment (it's a literal cupcakke lyric)
@@musicisthefoodofthesoulOGH I'M HOREKNEE GULP GULP GULP GULP SMACK MAH AYSS LAK A SHDRUMMM
?
The choir screaming skull emoji at 3:46 is getting me 😭😭🙏
Matt is pregnant.
What. The. FUCK.
WHAT
Danm
😊
Because he never fails to deliver?
2:20 fair point lol
2:44 SCREWMING CRYING THROWING UP ALEX G 😨-💛
4:37 idk why I am questioning the fact that their mom is an adult...
because you're 54?
@@thefriendlyallay not even, I'm in high school mate
@@Canadaplaythis-shorts i was /j
@@thefriendlyallay I'm sorry, I'm just not feeling well today, if I'm not on a burnout, I'm on the verge
your parents discovering your social media is a real SKULLEMOJI moment
There’s a simple solution here
Don’t have the same social media as your parents or the same platforms and never tell them anything
They’ll still find stuff out sure
But not as often online
my parents know i say the nword every day on ig reels and think that i'm a real hood nigga (i'm white)
I don't use Instagram, but I do know to NEVER let my family know my socials. Last thing that I need is anyone I know outside of my friends seeing the stuff that I write. Not even the SFW stuff...
you just did the last thing you needed 💀💀💀
@@McdonaldarioOfficialyes
@@HungryWarden true
@@McdonaldarioOfficial yes
@@HungryWarden true
1:58 Why did I think there was a dog at the bottom left of corner?
7:10 is my Dad except with men, because he's gay 💀💀💀💀
I'm gay and my father is scared of me 😶
That’s crazy
What
6:57 AYO charge yo phone homie
It's charging
it’s charged now
Sprint data
OH GOD, ARE YOU IN A GANG OR SOMETHING????!!
1:23 margret thatcher's dead ... WOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK
that’s pretty accurate to what actually happened
I may be 99% disconnected from my Scottish heritage, but I still remembered to cheer then
A Bruno Powroznik Classic
Good
7:24 I think we know what he means by “DIY” judging by those followings
do it yourself
Her father has….taste
1:32 pov: armchair historians
FRRRRRRR
5:58 this comparison is the perfect example of the difference between moms and dads
“I DREW SOME LESBIANS AND THIS IS WHAT MY AUNT REPLIED”
“Sisters ❤”
IM CRYING 😭
2:14 To be fair in this case the teenager is just stupid enough to be vaping.
Nobody said otherwise tho??
@@osheridan Well it's not really relatable or somewhat understandable unlike the others, this is just karma.
@@danielbuddenmusic1502 Ye but that's not the premise of the video
Daniel from the GeoFacts comments?! No way! What were the chances? Hi lol, I didn’t know you watched Matt too
1:45 Absolutely sick fucking burn from grandma lmfao
Is it supposed to be art or something?
There sunglasses
Can he do floors?
No but he can do your children @angelcriscimeni6213
Grandma needs to hop on the Not Like Us remix
4:50 OH GOD THAT IS THE WORST TIME TO MISPELL "CREEPINESS"
Hi Matt you probably won't see this but I hope you do. Not a lot of youtubers make me laugh but somehow you do. Thank you for that!
0:31 Austin i am your grandmother
NOOOOOO
LMFOVEIERIEJF
@@Zynixedwhat????
That aunt actually has the right idea, platonic love is too underrated
5:30 Isn’t that the gun devil lmao
Yeah, thats soon to be aki
😞@@retruecano
As a currently depressed person, I'm always glad to see Matt do what he does. Thank you for making us happy, Sir
omg twinsies
matt rose has officially become thst one channel i watch when im feeling phsyically ill while sitting on the toilet either because my stomach or my ovaries, or in this case right now... both
HELL YEAH MATTMONDAY
Thank you for an amazing AND relatable upload on another Monday once again, Mr. Rose. ❤️💀
I'm so glad my mom is one of those "I don't use social media, I don't need people knowing my business" types and my dad is nonexistent in my life, because avoiding them on social media would be hellish otherwise 😂
4:14 I lost it at this
5:08 YOONGI
YOONGII
YOONGI
YOONGI
METH
YOONGI
3:24 This appears to be Russian, and is pronounced "Nu". It literally means "Well", but in this context, it's equivalent to "Well, then..."
I recognized that because of Nu podogi
I think the … implies a word which the grandma self-censored
I bet Americans are too dumb to remember that English is not the ONLY language in the world and not all people know English