One time, I woke up from a dream because of my alarm blaring. I was still really fucking tired, but conscious enough to know the specific voice commands to turn off my Alexa alarm, but my mental context of the world was still from the dream (which I vaguely remembered involved war, or something?). So I was repeatedly screaming at my Alexa to stop executing the prisoners in our camp.
None of these compare to when I made a cheesecake and put it in the fridge to cool overnight. Woke up and found dirty dishes in the fridge and a wet cheesecake in the sink. It was the ONLY ITEM I WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING FOR A WORK PARTY.
I once deluded myself into believing I was a character in a fantasy story I made up in my head. I literally said in my head: “I need to go d- huh?” on the toilet.
If you all are looking for weird ones: Last week I was so tired I made coffee for me and my sister, got her a cup, and then waited for *me* to come out of my room so I can give me my cup too I think you can tell I really needed that coffee.
I was pretty sure it was called tarpal cunnel, but now that TH-cam puts red lines under it I'm not so sure anymore Another great example of what being pired does to a terson I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tbh, there are a lot of VTubers whose tweets could easily end up in any one of these videos, so many of them radiate pure chaos. Although that tweet from Reimu is like the most tame VTuber tweet of all time.
I'm so sorry about your arm. I've been watching your vids for a while and I love the way your humor works and your narrations and your furby stuff and all that. Have a good day, and hope you get on taskmaster
Once I was so tired that I crashed my car into the back of a stationary vehicle on my way to work. Somehow neither of us were severely injured. That was one of the worst days of my life, and I’m fortunate to be alive. So remember work is not worth risking your life and the lives of others if your really tired DO NOT GET BEHIND THE WHEEL. Trust me I tried it.
One time I played The Sims 4 for 9 hours straight, so at 1:41 AM that night (10th February if you're curious) I tried to fast forward time by pressing RT on an imaginary controller.
I work at a store that sells kitchen supplies and was once so tired that I thought that a plastic orange juicer my older coworker was carrying was a stuffed rabbit with long ears. I pointed at the juicer and said “Aww, that’s so adorable! What aisle did you find that?” (we don’t even sell toys in the first place).
A couple years ago, I was so tired that I wrote in my diary: "I'm hungry I mean tired from my allergies because my mom don't rap well, I don't think." Edit: I think the rapping part came from what I was thinking at the time. She was singing and I was thinking she couldn't rap.
When we were Kids my brother and I used being tired as a drug. The hour After bedtime before we Fell asleep was the funniest we had all day. We die this every day for YEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
once I asked a lady in a grocery store what year it was cause I forgot. imagine a tired 11-12 year old walking up to you and asking for the year and then just… saying thank you and walking away.
i was weezing so hard i strugle to breath , then the last one arrived , i hit pause and now my random pain in the chest syndrome activated JUST BEFORE GOING TO BED
I don't even have a funny story like everyone else I stayed up for 36 hours a few years ago and I was so tired I was literally seeing dark shadow figures with red eyes just walking around my house, standing on the ceilings, fading through walls, and directly staring right at me no matter what direction the rest of their bodies were at it also didn't help I was hearing disoriented barely audible voices it scared the hell out of me and I've never stayed up that long since.
i was so tired i, with a milion of typos, started throwing scientific and historical info at my friends. it went from talking about the solar system with sunglass emojis to telling them how the russo-ukrainian treaty of peace (after the soviet union fell) was an i quote “santa ain’t real” ahh treaty”. then i talked about POLIO. if i didn’t randomly fall asleep i swear to god it would descend into talking about the bubonic plague.
I was so tired once in HS that I typed "orgasm" instead of "organism" in my biology essay. I then keeled over and took a dozer in the hallway on my way to the next class :)
I remember once at breakfast when I was a kid I was so tired that I accidentally put cocoa powder in my rice porridge instead of cinnamon twice in a row, and as I get grumpy when I'm tired; I got angry at my dad for leaving the cocoa powder so close to my bowl.
once I woke up and got ready for school only to look at my watch and see that it was 2 am. I was so confused that I literally googled "what time is it" because I didn't trust the number on my phone T_T
I once pet my cat first thing in the morning and touched too close to her belly so she lightly bit my hand and in my dazed half asleep state I muttered "taco teef" and I've been thinking about it ever since.
One time I was so tired I was thinking my bike got stolen, so I got on my bike to look for it. I was riding around for an hour thinking it got stolen 💀
Over 300 million sufferers around the world. It’s genuinely serious, how dare you Matt for not recognising that 😂💀 It is also contracted through an initial contraction of the less deadly Micronesia. There is no known cure and it can either be genetic or developed environmentally.
I once was trying to say "Sweetie" to my 2 year old nephew while tired. Called him "stupid" instead.
Lmao what was his reaction
Edit: accidentally typed "what what" instead of "what was"
to be fair 2 year olds can be pretty stupid
@@abha9002 He had no idea what I was saying. He's 2.
@@NullAmbition lol
Well that’s more accurate probably
“All the ocean’s a buffet, and all the fish and crustaceans merely food.”
- Krilliam Sharkspeare
was he also a bisexual filet of salmon?
Krilliam😂💀
"Krilliam Sharkspeare"?
It sounds like a Restaurant that Serves Fish with a Theme Affiliated with Shakespeare and his Era.
IDK, I made it up.
Excuse me, but his name is Krilliam Sharkseer(fish).
@@abihelen No, that would be Oscar Wilde
I almost googled "when does [name] text me back" as if my life was a TV show and I was googling spoilers 💀
One time I tried to Google "where are my shoes?" 😭😭
@@SeraphimOfOnelol
@@SeraphimOfOneon your head!❤
never
@@Doge1234-s6b you make me un poco loco
One time, I woke up from a dream because of my alarm blaring. I was still really fucking tired, but conscious enough to know the specific voice commands to turn off my Alexa alarm, but my mental context of the world was still from the dream (which I vaguely remembered involved war, or something?). So I was repeatedly screaming at my Alexa to stop executing the prisoners in our camp.
didn't know alexa came with a war crime function already, neat!
ALEXA STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT IS A VIOLATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION! ALEXA STOP IM BEGGING YOU!
My Gosh I'm crying laughing lol 😂😂😂
This is how the AI takeover will begin
Alexa, stop executing war criminals.
"Im sorry Lord Of Crates, you may not command me anymore." *Gunfire*
“Being tired is like being drunk for free!” That’s kinda close to home.
agreed
So true. Never been drunk but this is how I assume it being.
Y’all ever fall asleep while riding at school and then wake up to find like a bunch of nonsense written down
Nah mate, drunk is fun, tired is.. it's like a complex machine making random errors that kind of works but not really.
Yeah, it's why we have so many ads against driving whilst tired.
after watching this, I got an ad on teenage depression
Was it, like, offering it to you??
@@cocksucker_suckscock haha no it was some advocate to stop it actually lol
What company was it made from? I've been planning to buy my own teenage depression for years i just didn't know where to order it!
Once I was so tired I tried to click a Matt Rose video and threw my phone off my desk.
Was the phone ok
@@Lazy1700s well, I managed to pick it up again and finishing watching this video, so it wasn't anything too permanent
@@tuesday9670 thank God I was genuinely worried since phones are expensive af
Thank god you managed to watch it after
actually snickered at this one, of all comments
None of these compare to when I made a cheesecake and put it in the fridge to cool overnight. Woke up and found dirty dishes in the fridge and a wet cheesecake in the sink.
It was the ONLY ITEM I WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING FOR A WORK PARTY.
AHAHAHAH YOU'RE KIDDING
“I tripped over absolutely nothing and broke my wrist”
Real
Following the church of the perfectly formed laser crab isn’t a mistake.
I saw you on Jeaney collects bro
Ik, like, who doesn't?
reminds me of the church of the flying spaghetti monster
ermmm what
I see no God here. Only me.
Matt attempting an Australian accent has made my day
I'm possibly too tired to remember, but where do I attempt an aussie accent?
@@Matt_Rose 1:39
@@epos.nephilo That is not meant to be Australian 😅 That's just my quintessential "laddish" voice, lamp.
@@Matt_Rose My bad Matt. *eats paper*
@@Matt_RoseJust here to say I LOVE the word laddish and need to find a way to use it in casual conversations
2:51 This got me thinking... If Matt Rose was a VTuber, what would his model be?
But then I realized, duh, he would obviously be a SKULLEMOJIIII 💀💀
No no, the SKULLEMOJI would be his oshi mark. I think he'd just be, like, himself. Also, your name is very cursed, so thanks for that.
Also.. if he ever becomes a vtuber. Best he not be associated with Nijisanji EN for obvious reasons.
Once my dad poured couscous in his coffee because he was tired thinking it was brown sugar. He only noticed once he took a big sip.
Reminds me of when my dad put bulgur wheat on his cornflakes instead of sugar
I read "couscous" as "conscious"
I once deluded myself into believing I was a character in a fantasy story I made up in my head. I literally said in my head: “I need to go d- huh?” on the toilet.
OK the rest are normal but how the fuck
Nono ive done this
this happens to me whenever my allergies are acting up and I'm trying to sleep
If you all are looking for weird ones: Last week I was so tired I made coffee for me and my sister, got her a cup, and then waited for *me* to come out of my room so I can give me my cup too
I think you can tell I really needed that coffee.
@@ChromaticGlasses I think you needed sleep, not coffee.
Reasons why Matt Rose should be on TASKMASTER:
1. He's so cool
2. He's so funny
3. He's funny AND British
4. BEN
5. HE'S MATT ROSE FOR CHRISTSAKES
4:26 Dunno why, but the chorus of FROOOMS had me wheeze-laughing!
Matt got carpal tunnel from drinking too many beers
Matt got that fabled Corona tunnel
I think you mean “carpool tunnel”.
I was pretty sure it was called tarpal cunnel, but now that TH-cam puts red lines under it I'm not so sure anymore
Another great example of what being pired does to a terson I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@ChromaticGlasses Potato police
i read it as djrinking too many bears
Literally yesterday I thought a still plastic bag was a cat going around trying to lay down comfortably
I was so tired once that after I (with much struggle) opened a straw once I told myself “thank you”
Self love at its finest 💪😎
2:18…I’m sooo tired AND Dyslexic that I translated that to…”WHAT KIND OF EATS DO BIRDS NUTS?!” 😂😂😂
as an Indonesian, the thumbnail is very relatable. I'm glad I'm not the only one who is suffering from Indonesia.
2:50 i never expected to see a nijisanji en vtuber in a matt rose video
I wonder what Matt Rose would look like as a Vtuber.🤔
thought i was the only one that noticedd
Samee
Any Vtuber in general would shock me. I genuinely couldn't imagine any Vtuber appearing in Matt Rose's videos before now
Me neither dawg I've come full circle as both a Matt Rose and vtuber fan
Reimu has been featured in a Matt rise video.
vtubers truly can sneak into every corner of the internet.
I think this is a win.
I thought you were talking about Reimu from Touhou.
@@atomicnumber202Reimu Hakurei VTuber when? (?
Tbh, there are a lot of VTubers whose tweets could easily end up in any one of these videos, so many of them radiate pure chaos. Although that tweet from Reimu is like the most tame VTuber tweet of all time.
Matt rise 💀💀💀
We must get Matt Rise to look at Touhou.
1:52 as a bi person i'd love this reaction to me coming out lmaoo
Instead of sending people bi flags we should all collectively agree to send them a fillet of salmon.
🍣
I'm bi, why not?
Hey, it's free dinner after all! 😄
🍣
Reminds me of when I was tired and tried to sit on the couch, and I MISSED it completely
4:28 hate when that happens
What? My countryiessßßin
I hate when im suffer from Monoco.
im feeling brazil
I’m suffering from America
@@Nthemurderdroneearen't all americans
I'm so sorry about your arm. I've been watching your vids for a while and I love the way your humor works and your narrations and your furby stuff and all that. Have a good day, and hope you get on taskmaster
Once I was so tired that I crashed my car into the back of a stationary vehicle on my way to work. Somehow neither of us were severely injured. That was one of the worst days of my life, and I’m fortunate to be alive. So remember work is not worth risking your life and the lives of others if your really tired DO NOT GET BEHIND THE WHEEL. Trust me I tried it.
3:11Person standing while looking into your soul emoji🧍♂️
🏃♂️➡️
⛹️♂️
Underrated comment- also 🧎🏼♀️
@@trendygaming795 Baller
*"SULL EMOJI!!"*
"Skull emoji~"
BAHAHAHHAHAAAA
I was so tired after a night shift that I didn't recognize my boss in the morning upon exiting.
Imagine you’re scrolling through Twitter and you just see “I’m suffering from Indonesia”
Honestly this would probably cause me to look up Indonesian news because I'd just assume something went horribly wrong there
@@theflyingspaget Me too, honestly
@@theflyingspaget people live here, that's what's wrong
One time I played The Sims 4 for 9 hours straight, so at 1:41 AM that night (10th February if you're curious) I tried to fast forward time by pressing RT on an imaginary controller.
matt's british chaotic charm adds infinitely more to this 💀🔥
Reimu being featured here (2:55) will forever be funny to me 😂. Live laugh love, reimu endou
I was once so tired i threw a whole bar of soap in the trash bin because i thought it was a napkin
I remember wanting to tell my friends about a hole in my shirt, turns out I was so tired I said, "There's a shirt in my hole"
That sounds so painful
Thats scary 😰
Which one?
@@Thom_Foolery A shirt in the hole
I work at a store that sells kitchen supplies and was once so tired that I thought that a plastic orange juicer my older coworker was carrying was a stuffed rabbit with long ears. I pointed at the juicer and said “Aww, that’s so adorable! What aisle did you find that?” (we don’t even sell toys in the first place).
1:32 excellent rendition of Darude - Sandstorm
I was thinking that too
A couple years ago, I was so tired that I wrote in my diary:
"I'm hungry I mean tired from my allergies because my mom don't rap well, I don't think."
Edit: I think the rapping part came from what I was thinking at the time. She was singing and I was thinking she couldn't rap.
6:10 this scared my cat 😭
I love how whenever something said Shakespeare he still said “Shakespeare”
When we were Kids my brother and I used being tired as a drug. The hour After bedtime before we Fell asleep was the funniest we had all day. We die this every day for YEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was once so tired I dragged my fingers on the page of the book i was reading to zoom it 😄
“What kind of birds do nuts eat” is going to be my first copypasta
Video idea: people thinking fan-made media is canon and how they realized their mistake.
One time I was so tired I fell asleep.
Oh my gosh I just got the zoomies and now right after that I'm watching this
I'm setting myself up for a heart attack
I'm so tired that I tried to put my socks in the trash can instead of the laundry basket. Somehow it became a habit
Late, but I have one:
I once just searched 'why is the law important' and i dont know why
I was so tired i tried to turn down my brightness by using the volume buttons 😭😭😭
Someone once tried to turn down their volume by turning down their brightness
Watching this at 6:00 morning before school so I’m extremely tired lol
5:24 SLEELN
Once I was so tired I read “Men” as “Ladies”.
3:47 I’m so tired that I thought they meant cheese in a can.
once I asked a lady in a grocery store what year it was cause I forgot. imagine a tired 11-12 year old walking up to you and asking for the year and then just… saying thank you and walking away.
I’m pretty sure I asked my friend what year it was once and she just said *”what”* 😭
@@TheBritishDragongshe doesn’t understand the concept of time
i was weezing so hard i strugle to breath , then the last one arrived , i hit pause
and now my random pain in the chest syndrome activated
JUST BEFORE GOING TO BED
bruh im dyslexic and i type shit wrong even with a full night of sleep
Sharkspeare..?
CALLING UP THE BILLIE BUST UP FANDOM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
0:54 that looked more like a slip
2:31 one time i randomly asked myself "how many inches per square inch?" and i think about that a lot
I don't even have a funny story like everyone else I stayed up for 36 hours a few years ago and I was so tired I was literally seeing dark shadow figures with red eyes just walking around my house, standing on the ceilings, fading through walls, and directly staring right at me no matter what direction the rest of their bodies were at it also didn't help I was hearing disoriented barely audible voices it scared the hell out of me and I've never stayed up that long since.
i accidentally put a fork in the toaster once- well not one, 5. 5 forks. 5 forks in the toaster. how
I once texted my friend "Good night," instead of "Good Morning," after waking up for the day
i was so tired i, with a milion of typos, started throwing scientific and historical info at my friends. it went from talking about the solar system with sunglass emojis to telling them how the russo-ukrainian treaty of peace (after the soviet union fell) was an i quote “santa ain’t real” ahh treaty”. then i talked about POLIO. if i didn’t randomly fall asleep i swear to god it would descend into talking about the bubonic plague.
I was so tired once in HS that I typed "orgasm" instead of "organism" in my biology essay. I then keeled over and took a dozer in the hallway on my way to the next class :)
5:59 meanwhile, friar laurence had a stroke
I remember once at breakfast when I was a kid I was so tired that I accidentally put cocoa powder in my rice porridge instead of cinnamon twice in a row, and as I get grumpy when I'm tired; I got angry at my dad for leaving the cocoa powder so close to my bowl.
once I woke up and got ready for school only to look at my watch and see that it was 2 am. I was so confused that I literally googled "what time is it" because I didn't trust the number on my phone T_T
Stop it my stomach hurts because of the laughs.🙏😭
I am so tired that I tried to use my TV remote to turn off my ceiling fan. I did this multiple nights in a row.
Seeing Matt rose on taskmaster will be surreal. We need it to happen
4:25 TROKMM TROOM
I had this moment in history class. We were doing Vietnam War and i wrote "President Johnos"
I once pet my cat first thing in the morning and touched too close to her belly so she lightly bit my hand and in my dazed half asleep state I muttered "taco teef" and I've been thinking about it ever since.
I’m so tired I grabbed a knife and Nutella and tried to put it on my half-eaten toasty.
4:40
“SKULL EMOJI! ⚔️”
“Skull Emoji 🤭 🤨😏”
Was so tired i once put my hand in my pocket looking for my phone...while staring at my phone 💀
This is why I drink energy drinks
One time I was so tired I texted my husband "Todd night 💔" instead of "Good night 💞" 💀 SKULLEMOJIIIII
one time i was so tired i texted my friend saying "i'm falling whales" instead of "i'm falling asleep"
As someone who just watched a Taskmaster video a few minutes ago, I would really like you to JOIN TASKMASTER GET MATT ROSE IN COME ON
I was once so tired that i texted my friend 'i love dating McDonald's' instead of 'I love eating McDonald's'.
LOL WHAT-
reminds me of that one time someone typed in "song" into the search bar of a music website
4:39 BILLIE BUST UP REFERENCE?!?! (Sharkspere is Fantoccio’s, a character in the game, pet shark)
One time I was so tired I was thinking my bike got stolen, so I got on my bike to look for it. I was riding around for an hour thinking it got stolen 💀
The best thing i've ever read
just like looking for your glasses while wearing them
Was building a Lego set and eating a burger tried to put the Lego in the wrapper and the burger in the Lego box
@@hakuizunami6421 don't tell me you tried to eat the Lego too?
like looking for your phone, while using it as a flashlight
If Garfield knew about Matt Rose, he'd like Mondays a lot more.
fr fr
True
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Completely
this sounds like a facebook mum meme and i love it lol
The "suffering from Indonesia" reminded me of the time I misread ADHD as Idaho
How
@@ThomasWilliams-v5c I ask myself that question to this day
I read this in Matt Rose's voice lol
I HAVE IDAHO!?
I have idaho, and live in adhd.
"Sharkspeare" sounds like the next Asylum mockbuster à la "Velocipastor."
Holy shit you're so right
I'd watch that
Do not get me started on frickin’ Noah’s Shark.
I. Need. Them.
Edcarp Allan Poe
Indonesia is a serious condition, Matt. It affects millions every day.
Over 300 million sufferers around the world. It’s genuinely serious, how dare you Matt for not recognising that 😂💀
It is also contracted through an initial contraction of the less deadly Micronesia. There is no known cure and it can either be genetic or developed environmentally.
I know someone who is suffering from Indonesia and their mother is seriously ill with Malaysia
It's at a crossroads, apparently...
@jamesmatthews291 nearly 300 million sufferers 😔
@@adumba3709 and nearly 34 million suffering from Malaysia
I was so tired one morning, I stepped on a stick and thought it was a worm so I started crying
Reminds me of one time I stepped on a leaf and I thought it was a cookie so I said:
*Oh shit, I just cookied the ground* And then I screamed: COOK
The cook @@Theonly_z_Official?!
mood fr
i am so tired most days when i wake up i try to grab my phone and it vanishes into pure air
me fr
I was once so tired I thought "oh, my music is too loud" so naturally I turned down the screen brightness.
No, no, you were doing things right. Like how people turn down the music volume to see better on the road!
I do that fairly often
I'll do the reverse and lower my volume while trying to turn down the brightness
SAME
My mother always turned the music way down to do literally anything 🤦♀️
i was once so tired that i scrolled up in the air thinking it would put me into another reality 💀💀
how does this have no likes or replies im dying over here 😭😭😭😭
Oh boy time to switch dimensions now!
LMAOOO ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HIDING ANYTHING
Man that would be awesome
@@flashorusflashyread that in a mickey mouse voice
‘Being tired is like being drunk for free’ the best quote I have ever heard.
IT'S TRUE THOUGH
I read this as " being duck for free". I'm going to bed now goodnight.
@@Skeleton-pk8fd 💀
Honestly, I should interview someone who's asleep as I talk to them. I bet the results would be hilarious
@@KleerAsDay 100% you should. That would be hilarious
“What kind of birds do nuts eat” got me cackling so hard I fell down the stairs and died. Yes, I am now a ghost. Thanks Matt ❤ 👍 👍
Chicks
👻
Are you Mari from Omori
Grimdark Pokemon
XD
2:22
“Sharkspeare” makes me want to start doing famous Shakespeare scenes with my shark plushies. I think I need to make this a thing now…
do it and make it into youtube videos! I'm sure if you post about it here people would watch it lol. I know I would
Yes, please do do that, I think the world needs to see that
I would watch
Would 100% watch that
DO IT
6:15 “guys I wrote 184 pages while I was asleep”
4:46 ah yes, the playwright that wrote "hammerheadlet"
Makobeth
Vote for best comment 🤣🤣🤣
Romeo and Fish Fillet
You’ve heard of “The Tempest”, now get ready for “The Tilapia”
Oshello
2:57 it has so many likes bc its from a popular vtuber. this is the closest thing we might ever get to matt rose collabing with a vtuber
Never thought I'd see the day, as a vtuber fan and Matt Rose fan I've come full circle
@@toastarkatthere's gotta be a Matt Rose-Vtuber Video
If only it wasn’t niji 😭
I was in shock when I saw reimu LMAO. though I'm not a niji fan anymore, it was definitely a worlds colliding moment
Fvck niji but... I still miss the good time
“I’m suffering from Indonesia” Me too, me too.. (my duolingo is forcing me to do my Indonesian..)
Meh, i'm suffering from Australia tendencies... and my mother is a Canada survivor 3 times over
i’m struggling with america. nice to see i’m not alone in this type of thing