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the day jack stops talking about ketchup and nutella sandwiches is the day i can finally go to heaven
Wait wdym “ketchup and Nutella” WDYM?!?!?!
@@TheonlyrealonethereisHe’s Australian. “Tomada sauce” means ketchup, not marinara.
@@Theonlyrealonethereis the other comment is correct but just adding our tomato sauce is a bit different to ketchup, it isn't as sweet but same consistency, it is a lot more tomato in terms of flavour
I prefer mustard
@@Thatcoconut you sir, are the devil.
Bee: *is born*
Queen: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
73 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that.
lol
When Jack said "if you're actually watching this video and not just folding laundry in the other room--"
I was literally listening to the video with my phone in my pocket as I folded laundry at my job lmao
The companies have made it impossible to boycott most of them, it's time for the people to take action
by doing what? sentiments great, 100% back it. how else should people take action other than boycotting?
I was looking at this list and was actually surprised I don’t use any of these brands. My wife uses special order hat products for colored hair, we don’t really eat candy, I buy local coffee and just drink filtered tap water. It doesn’t look like it’s that hard if you just shop local and try to make a lot of food yourself. Oh I do get a big brand of dog food for my pup but it’s not purina and we supplement his food with homemade stuff.
@@avgytenjoyer91 we are the few, everyone else is to spoiled and couldn't go without it even if their life depended on it
@@TheoddLedgend I think that might sadly be the truth, I think my love for cooking and making everything from scratch just automatically saves me from junk and big brands vicariously. Have you read the label on the back of a Cheetos bag? that shit is not even food
@@3_ormorecharacters Realistically: Look for local groups that feel the same. Join them. Contact local politicians. Inform them of how the status quo results in fewer jobs, less taxes, more poverty and crime. If they don't keep up communication or try to avoid the issues: protest as much as possible. Vote for local politicians that both listen and take actions.
Unrealistically: Keep track of which company is owned by whom and find alternatives. Move to another country. Form a new political party with a focus on stopping the accumulation of power that only harms the economy. Secede.
The "How to be Careful" guide would have been really helpful for me as a kid. The only concept I had of being careful is literally tiptoeing everywhere.
11:53 while some of these are true, the baby on board is not one to give up. It let's rescuers know to look for a baby or child seat that may be hidden in a wreak. You do not want them to stop looking.
especially useful if there is no one alive/conscious to say that there was a baby snuggly and safely placed in a car seat
I know that rescuers looks for this sign when they have a multi car colision.
16:15 For people with anxiety: keep in mind that this doesnt always work. It helps to bring you back to reality, but remember; anxiety works differently for EVERYONE and anxiety never works logically. This does usually help calm you down, but it depends on how your anxiety works and how severe the attack is. Every coping mechanism works differently for everyone; it takes trial and error to figure out which works best for you.
I found it often also helps to find out the trigger (if there is one; sometimes there isnt, since again, anxiety does not work logically).
I once had an anxiety/panic attack because of a teacher of mine and doing this didn't help calm me down. Like I said, it depends on the severity. Hyperventilating often makes it worse as well and can make you light headed, so try to control your breathing as well as you can (it's okay if it's not perfect; it's hard to control anything in that situation, especially if you're hyperventilating.)
-A teen with 2 anxiety disorders
On the flip side, the most effective way to calm someone _else_ is by:
-making your presence known without touching, speaking loudly, or making quick movements
-gentle affirmation if they start babbling, nothing committal and _no giving unsolicited advice_
-saying that you're here, you're not going to leave, it's okay.
-If they request for you to leave, respect their wishes. Check back in later with comfort food or something similar, give them at least 5-10 minutes.
From an adult who has similar problems, and has had a lot of time to learn on both sides of the equation.
Thank you for this
- a teen also with 2 anxiety disorders
I've found that grounding only helps me when the cause of the anxiety attack is a "what if" situation with no basis in my current circumstances. If it's something that's happening right now, or just happened, it doesn't work. Because the event is/was a part of reality, being brought back to reality doesn't do anything for it in my case.
Thank you for clarifying that it doesn't always work for everyone. A lot of people will see one mental health tip and apply it to a situation where it doesn't help, which just stresses them out more.
stupid teacher
Damn this wildfire smoke is turning up breathing difficulty. Gotta love Maryland! Jack is making it slightly better. Thanks man
Fellow Canadian?
@TheodoreKraemer Nope. I live in the US on the East Coast. State of Maryland. We are having pretty bad air cause of all the smoke. Hell, my recycling can had a layer of ash about 1/16 of an inch
New York has seen worse. Eastern PA (where I live) is moderate as of right now.
@MSRTA_Productions Most of the region I'm in (Central Maryland/MD Piedmont) is under purple and black
In northern New Jersey the sky was orange for a few hours yesterday
Emkay; capable of pronouncing absolute word salads and keyboard smashes without flinching once but terrified of saying words in other languages.
Well I mean people aren’t going to call them problematic for mispronouncing “askfdjsh”
All jokes aside, some of these are really useful!
9999/10 narration by Jack, as always.
You forgot to add the 10001
@@elainehernandez8553 no
@@elainehernandez8553 10000 is to absurd of a number, and you're adding 1?
He lost one point for bringing up ketchup and Nutella sandwiches again.
@@VampDemigod those are great, it's just that 10000 is to absurd a number
10:37 fun fact! that diagram with the peak at the start and then a big drop is not what the dunning kruger effect actually looks like, people who know more tend to actually be more confident - however, they underevaluate their skill as opposed to those who are unaware and overevaluate their skills
14:33 the “help your child foster awareness and problem-solve” guide is exactly how i run d&d games. i guess d&d players really are just children at heart
That first post made me go on a research rampage and I remembered bee workers are all female, not all male. And male bees are called "drones". Fascinating creatures. But how many days they live probably depend on the species of bee, I think honey bees could survive for 6 months in the nest when hibernating, and queens live for years.
Edit: Why didn't I know mountain goats aren't actually goats???
have you ever heard of a mountain chicken ?
@@zhone24 I hadn't before. They have an even worse identity crisis! When I looked it up, a _frog_ was the last thing I expected.
That feel when you had no idea something was nestle but your experience with the product was 'this is awful, I'm never using it again', and you actually do boycott all of nestle
21:56 Asia DOES have their own characters, so it would make sense for them to have their own form of tally markipliers
Different WHAT?
@@runningoven you read me
@@Teh_Noob_Eporer Do these Markipliers also care about the bite of 87?
@@runningoven do you mean the bite that was actually the bite of '83?
@@Teh_Noob_Eporer Well probably *wink wink*
0:21 - 0:25 *"AKA be the oldest sibling in a family where the parents didn't really learn about birth control."*
**spits coffee across the room** 😂
13:45 if the chart maker is going to make fun of the Imperial system they should at least know why the measurements are the way they are before making the chart. For example, they put a question mark next to Fahrenheit because they can't comprehend the fact that a measurement system not based around measuring water isn't ideal for measuring water. It is instead based around how it feels outside in a sort of percentage based system.
So it's bad as an objective temperature mesurement and as a subjective how it feels outside measurment because actual temperature is only one part of how it feels alongside humidity, wind and sun. Also trying to objectivly measure something subjective just doesn't work anyway.
Isn't it scaled between human body and freezing seawater? That is, 100 and 0.
@@RoundShades yes, but it's likely that those two specific measurements were chosen due to how well they line up with "feeling" due to how unrelated those two things are.
@@TheAkashicTraveller how is it bad as an "objective measurement"? Numbers in Celsius feel fairly arbitrary and unintuitive for pretty much everything; at least Fahrenheit is intuitive in one respect.
@@TheAkashicTraveller Fahrenheit is based on freezing and boiling a human body while Celsius is based on freezing and boiling water neither is objectively better than the other they are both used for different instances when temperature is important and function quite well
Calling m&ms "slim shadies" has to be about the coolest move I've ever seen.
15:11 OK. I see how it is.
As a lifelong Texas resident with experience in all types of schools, (public, private, home, etc.)
I’d like to say that this is at best 60-70% true.
I went to college in Arkansas, and we went to school the day after a blizzard that covered the area in 2.5 ft of snow. I shoveled walkways myself.
For the school snow cancellation thing: in the south if there is snow there is ice. And near the Appalachians we have mountain roads without guard rails. So to make sure we don’t sporadically lose students and drivers off cliff faces, we just cancel it.
My own bus route went along a cliff face above a lake and the rail was wooden. I wasn’t even that high in the mountains
"Australia number 1 don't ask us about our detention centres"
Dayum was NOT expecting Australia to get roasted that hard before bushfire season.
3:11 please tell me that I'm not the only one who thought of a one piece character laughing.
"Fe-rororororororo!"
This is the kind of stuff I love to look at, I'd love another one of these in the future! Thanks Emkay and Jack!
As a person with arachnophobia, I have decided that I want a opossum.
as an animal lover, I died inside when he said "plummidge" instead of "ploomidge" (for plumage on bald eagle)
23:55 if you plant native plants then they'll ideally not need much maintenance since they're adapted to the environment they're living in! while going lawnless is a lot of cost and manual labor to start, they can be self-sufficient pretty much indefinitely once it's established, while also providing a haven for local wildlife and dismantling an outdated and useless relic of colonization! the hardest part is just getting rid of the grass and keeping it gone, and native plants may be more expensive or harder to find than your typical garden fillers. once the reddit blackout is over i highly recommend r/nolawns and r/fucklawns for more info
I suppose the "baby on board" sticker, and sign maybe used to tell other drivers, but I am pretty sure it is more for EMT's Incase of an accident, a baby will take priority in most cases.
“Mountain goat: not a goat” Im calling cap
If i'm not mistaken , the mountain goat presented in the image, is a sheep.
they are related to antelopes and gazelles
0:20 "aka *BEE* the oldest sibling"
nice one jack
11:55 Baby on Board signs aren't for other drivers. They're for first responders. The sign tells emergency services that there is a baby hidden in that crumpled up pile of aluminum that used to be a car, so they know to crack it open with the jaws of life even if the driver is unable to speak.
Also, I'm pretty sure the Dunning-Kruger affect states that people who are truely knowlegable are less likely to make ignorant assertions, because they know enough to recognize gaps in knowlege. It's not claiming experts are dumb.
11:20 American units are all from when things had to be made by hand, which is why with the exception of miles all the prime factors of the conversion units are 2s and 3s. This also goes for temperature which goes from freezing salt water at 0 to freezing fresh water at 2^5 (32).
It's a good thing no other countries ever had to make things by hand so they just used the metric system instead
11:50 the “Baby on board” sticker is there to alert emergency services there may be a small child to find after an accident, @EmKay
7:53 my dog, who got into multiple fights with (and were initiated by) a giant possum:
i loved this! would be amazing to see in the future
the 24:00 (ish) remark is really interesting to me because if anything the lawn is much higher maintenance than a proper garden is! lawns take so much time to maintain, cost you so much more in water, are easier by far to make look bad, and give you the least reward for your efforts. gardens are scary to start and quite ambitious when you first plant but once it's well established you'll find the maintenance isn't nearly as bad as you think!
the life lesson here is that there is nothing good about lawns and the only thing that should stop you from growing a mini forest in your backyard if you have one is the homeowners' associations ruining everyone's fun
9:50 I am in almost every single poverty box :(
8:42 Ohhhh….yes it is, Jack. The supposed purpose of gerrymandering is to account for the demographic of a particular area. In reality, it’s used to segregate the population by vote, and oftentimes, by race (even though that SHOULD be illegal. Also, both parties are guilty of this.)
As a professional interior designer i need you to know much i appreciated "Lighting can change the mood of fhe room to warm and cozy, to HOSPITAL."
15:08 it’s kinda sad that Minnesota gets school off, or at least a late start, nearly everyday in the 3-4 peak weeks of winter
Oof.. that ended very suddenly..... and considering the last thing Jack said, I'm fearful for his well-being!!
In defence of Fahrenheit: the zero point was when a specific salt-water solution freezes.
I believe Celsius was the classic example of building on what coma before. In that case they made the scale go from 1 to 100: instead of marking the scale first, then measuring secondary reference temperatures.
Celsius has the references being at 0 - fresh water freezes - and 100 - fresh water boils at sea level.
In other words, things that are literally happening all the time. What's the use of knowing that X salt into Y water freezes at 0? How often are you freezing saline solution in day to day life?
@@Sylfa Whenever I want to use a cooler to move frozen instead of refrigerated goods.
@@jamesphillips2285 Okay? So you want to know that it just barely reaches frozen, instead of just freezing it as cold as you can get? Most freezer packs around here don't use X:Y brine mixtures, and the important limit tends to be if the freezer went above freezing, ie 0°c since that's when it's ruined. When is it ruined with farenheit?
15:02 I live in Georgia, and yeah, getting any snow at all is a big deal. And that’s just because summers here are 90°F on average, and though winters here are really cold too, it’s JUST cold enough to be frustrating yet JUST warm enough to not snow, being the worst of both worlds. And snow is ALWAYS either too late or too early for Christmas, and only once a year. It’s like the weather is trying to be difficult for fun.
The Dunning Kruger Effect's "I know everything" section is actually *formally* known as "The Peak of Mount Stupid"
11:25 the reason I've heard, and dont quote me because idk if it's true, is that when sailors from Europe were delivering the meter stick to america the ship was taken over by pirates so the american government was never able to recive and patent it. Again idk
18:53 gotta love that you immediately grab onto the relatively minimal damage to the environment like a billion dollar corporation, and neglect to mention the toxic fumes that might kill the human, like a trillion dollar corporation.
Jack is out here calling me out for doing other stuff while playing this in the background😭
11:20 the units of measurement were being transported to America when the ship was raided by pirates.
i heard that the pirates were british too
21:55 certain... offshoots of anime have unfortunately taught me about this Asian tallying system... and not for a good educational reason...
😔
Grounding with senses is only a good system for neurotypical people.
Its actually very common to make it worse and start up and overload for others.
Id recommend focusing on small things like your hands and move then a around a bit.
16:59 if you want to help someone ELSE out of a panic attack there is a singular method:
ask/say the most OUTRAGIOUSLY STUPID THING you can think of. the idea is to to ask/say something so stupid it causes the others person brain to soft reboot to find a possible answer/response for it
I absolutely love the narration on the last one lol
The only part of the imperial system I get is Fahrenheit because it's about how warm or cold it feels rather than the temperature at which water freezes/vaporizes, 0ºF is the coldest day you could imagine and 100ºF is the hottest day you can imagine, with celsius you don't get that immediate feedback on the temperature outside, like, you see 24ºC but you think "Huh, really? Today feels kinda like 30-ish" even after growing accostumed to celsius and learning to use it my whole life
I can't agree with that. Your perception of temperature is based on what you are used to. Like, in a country like Sweden, anything above 20°C will feel hot. Anything near 30° will be unbearable.
@@Ikajo I'm not trying to say that fahrenheit is the correct for everyone, what I mean is that I, specifically I, can't get a clear tell from Celsius even though it's what I'm used to
Yes. I'd like to know EVERYTHING.
5:55; what it's like bringing up God around an atheist
"Oh I can't be bothered reading this"
What are they paying you for
Exactly! Jack pisses me off sometimes.
@timburlingame5893 Same. I love him and his voice, but it does get very annoying sometimes. All he has to do is read out loud. I know it's probably harder than I think since I've never done it, but it's *one* thing. And didn't some editor already mention that they have to pad the runtime so they get paid for their work? Then how come they won't tell their voice actors to actually spend time making the content instead of lazily cutting it short because they "don't feel like it"?
17:28 yes, Jack. There are beds larger than the California king. For example, I have this Wyoming king bed all for myself
Hehe...unless?
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👉👈
@@CL4K. you are not invited
@@CT--sh4xwyou wanna play some video games
9:40 The thing about the different perspectives of time between social classes, is that it is a matter of focus:
- Poor people focus on the moment because they lack a stable economic safety net, and have little surplus money for luxuries.
- Middle class income people focus on the future because they have a generally have enough stability to not have to panic about what they will be eating tomorrow, as long as they have a decent job.
- Wealthy people have a secure economic safety net and a sizeable money surplus for luxuries, so they focus more on reputation and heritage
that whistle guide is actually useful - I started to make a small amount of sound right when my hands began to hurt from trying to figure out how to hold them.
I made a loud, super obnoxious sound on the third try! I... don't wanna try again, because I'm fueled by 20% notalgia and 80% anxiety, and I have other people I share a building with.
I have a sneaking feeling Jack wants to push his sister off of an isthmus...
The King Cobra isn't a cobra because, and i'm not making this up, because they eat other snakes. Imagine eating an orangitan and now you are not a human.
No, they're called 'king' cobra because they eat other snakes, that's where the king part of their name comes from. As for not being a cobra? Their hood is a classic case of convergent evolution: they are genetically unrelated to true cobras, they're a different biological group.
4:04 I can safely say that I don't buy any of these companies products unless the child companies own the companies I buy stuff from
There needs to be a website that tracks the ownership of companies and makes it easy to keep track of which brands fall under what management. Otherwise you're going to wind up following business news all the time… Doable, but really annoying unless you're already following it for your job.
@@Sylfa Until there is a one-stop catch-all site, Wikipedia and companies' own websites are a good place to start. Product labeling also usually (by law in many countries) include parent company info. You just have to be willing to read the fine print.
Robert Reich (and many others) have some good videos on various monopolies and just how enmeshed they are.
@@realjettlag It's not just the fine-print though, it's that the company is owned by a parent company which is owned by a concern/group which is again owned by a company which is… It's not required to list the whole chain on packaging. Friskies is owned by Purina for instance, so if you're boycotting Nestlé and don't know each and every owned company then you can't tell without literally going through a chain of wikipedia articles. Labelling who owns the company is good, but not good enough for that.
Mentioned that particular case because we literally just today were looking at which cat food brands were owned by which group. It's the illusion of choice. It's using companies and their brands as marketing research, but unless you find a local company you're probably stuck with the handful of concerns/groups that get your money no matter which brand you pick in the store. Usually anyway.
WHY CANT I WHISTLE, NOTHING WORKS, EVERYONE CAN WHISTLE EXCEPT ME
Same.
This is a new subreddit. Sounds fun 🎉
5:45 it's none of the above, evil exists to teach us things like empathy and compassion and allow us the chance to grow as Spiritual Beings.
If god was unable to create a universe where evil was not needed to teach compassion and empathy and allow us the chance to grow as spiritual beings, he is not all-powerfull.
If he was unwilling, he is not all-loving.
Doesn't matter
God could have done so without evil
It doesn't matter why evil exists it's the fact it exists at all
And honestly your answer seems even worse than saying it's to test us
You don't have to have something bad happen to empathize or show compassion and how can you grow into something good if you're surrounded by evil
@@Vlad_Tepes_IIIhe was able to
@@SilverSaiyanAcethat would defeat the purpose of free will😂
@@Astreious could he have done so without defeating the purpose of free will
If not he's not all powerful if so why not
Any argument you make doesn't matter because God should be able to do it without evil like I said it's not about the reason it's the fact that it shouldn't exist in the first place and god should be able to have it not exist while keeping free will in tact
3:08 A what rocher? °_°
(This account's name is ferro)
8:04 I love how “well done” is regarded as a burnt offering
The reason America has it around the imperial system is because of Britain and by the time we were given the notice we had completely built our infrastructure around the imperial system
I am downright suprised that i am not using any of Nestle's "offbrand" stuff. Well unless they have more than what is listed there.
i assume you dont have a pet than?
@@kaiseremotion854 nope. Neither do i drive a car.
Paused at 3:03, read the descriptions for Ferrero Rocher, KitKat, M&M's and Skittles. Unpaused and Jack reads those same four.
“Am I designing by zero in the interior design world?”. That made me laugh, lol.
apparently the baby on board sticker is for emergency services to prioritize your vehicle if you are in a crash and niether car has obvious signs of life
I know how to whistle without fingers, I rarely do it though because it's too loud.
3:10 why did he start speaking in tongue? 😂😂
at 15:08 with the snow cancellation map, it doesn't take in account for long bus routes that can't be done in even 4 inches of snow, so a county might get a lot of snow and show up high on this list, but school would get cancelled after only 4 inches of snow due to slippery roads.
i love watching these while doing dishes
Well back in the 70s the united states passed the metric conversion act and created a special administrative board to control the transition for school curriculums, Road signs, and Gasoline infrastructure among other things. The board had little real power but could examine facts and determine the best course of action. It's important to note that the conversion program was stipulated as voluntary in the act and there are some industries that did transition to the metric system though they tend to be internationally geared industries like trade and the sciences and manu consumer goods have both netric and standard measures on them. In the end the metric board was disbanded in 1981 after being largely ineffective. I am by no means an expert in this particular aspect of US history. I imagine that the problem came in trying to convince the states, congress cant really force the states to comply without abusing 2 specific clauses in the constitution and if the metric board was being unproductive then it makes sense for it to be dissolved.
4:04 heck ya almost none of these exist in brazil and the ones that do like kit kat have an alternative that is even better like bis
(Bis is a coin sized kitkat but it comes on a box with maybe 20 of them and the price is equal to 2 kitkats so its cheaper and better) also there is the bis max version which is the normal size of an kitkat but the chocolate layer has 1.5 times the size and costs less then an kitkay
They may not exist as those brands but what lots of companies do is repackage their products under a different name and logo and only sell them in specific countries
@@ernestodeh1409 i think they need to put the nestle logo somewhere arround the package and i have the habit to look the values on the back and front so ye i almost never saw one with the nestle brand anywhere
I love this channel:D
Tried that whistle guide and that was the first time I actually produced a whistle with that method. I approve.
15:22 This one isn’t really….titled correctly. It’s geological formations near/in the sea and their names, represebted by sand and colored water.
wheres the music
i ate it
Baby on board stickers aren’t just so you drive safer around them. It’s also for first responders who go to a a car crash it tells them to check for a baby
I still maintain, no grass, no trees, let’s get another dust bowl going and help deplete the oxygen levels while we’re at it. If the Earth becomes Mars, there’s no need to go there to experience it. Delete experience.
2:29 fish are food AND friends.
20:02 I see nothing different about these rooms except that the walls are different colors. I assume they're supposed to look bigger or smaller or something based on the combinations of color, but it's not working at all.
I see it
That graph of the Dunning-Kruger effect is not the one that they made during the experiment, which has been confirmed.
Jan Misali has a great video on why imperial units are the way they are. It’s titled “a defense of the imperial measurement system”
5:04 ah yes… this is why I am atheist.
Is it because he is evil, weak, stupid, or not real? Anything goes. I don't judge.
I thought at first this was r/coolamericafacts and was wondering why the memes had no second part asking us to google something.
Wow, I’ve just had my 10-15 year reminder that bees are not beings of longevity
17:18 opossums are NOT immune to rabies. They are just far less likely to contract it compared to other animals due to their internal body temperature.
So when she said
"Be careful because you'll stay with the job that you pick for the rest of your life."
in the bee movie she was lying?
Male bees are also only good for mating and are kicked out of the hive and left to die.
Yeah, don't look to an animated kids' movie for animal facts. Lol
@@Teenage_Mutant_Ginga_Ninja Fr, they're just like the Brits.
Video 12 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video
23:24 the Pythagorean theorem wasn't discovered by Pythagoras in 530 BC. There's a babylonian clay tablet from 1800 BC (called Plimpton 322) with Pythagorean triples (integers a, b, and c satisfying a²+b²=c²)
“knoight takes rauwk, eoww” absolutely SENT me
3:29 it took me a second to understand what he’s just said
He's the real slim shady
24:50 HEY WHERE IS VIETNAM WHY DO WE GET IGNORED
Oh I forgot we are boring
As an Aussie I must agree. Keep the detention centres out of our conversations.
"cus, cis-c-c- cus- crusty monk!" Best quote by jack so far