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emgay should be emkays alter ego
EmGay is EmKay's Pride Month persona
And the hand has a pink moustache
Good idea, both of you
@@somedood3805 the hand wears rainbow gloves
Hi guys, and welcome back to EmGay.
Yes, You can buy defect jellybeans. They're called "BellyFlops" and are usually sold cheaper than the regular JellyBellies. It's really dumb that they consider misshapen beans "defective" but I'm too cheap to make a fuss about it.
Love the name
At least they sell them instead of throwing them away. Plus they just look like a lotta fun!
@@misspinkrainbow5856 I wish more corporations were like that maybe except for Lego the standards are pretty strict for them to make sure the bricks are absolutely perfect
Defective just means they don't look good in a packet, because it makes the product look inconsistent etc.
Lexi, the great thing about baobab trees is that sometimes they have hollows in their trunk, which you can turn into a room & the tree just keeps on living.
The baobab does need to be quite large so it can keep staying alive, but there are a few pictures that show how people have set up rooms in cracks & hollows in the trunk.
There's a bar in South Africa called Sunland Baobab bar!
Oh my gosh I want to freaking live in a baobab
5:55 rip the 225, hope Antonov is able to get the second one finished
Probably after the Russian/Ukrainian war
Yeah, it was a huge shame to see it get destroyed. Fucking Russia.
There's a group that has pledged to do it, once the war ends.
The squirrel at 12:07 is what happens at BSA camps when the scouts can't figure out how to not feed the squirrels. They don't trip over sticks so much as roll.
8:32 I feel you Lexi . . .
I always joke with people that I see myself successfully petting and cuddling a bear, only to die after tripping on a tree root not even minutes later.
new undertale lore just dropped
"hit your head and reboot" more like ticket to walhalla
Ganondorf slamming his rupee bag on the counter like, “Where’d you get that horse?!”
I have to give this to you I've played ever Zelda game but Breath and tears
@@dracondemonic8593 but why, those 2 are insanely good. game of the year winner and 100% a nominee for game of the year this year
He has to Overcompensate for him being the shortest of his race and the only male Gerudo in Hyrule after all!
@@dracondemonic8593 Breath is where you can actually get the giant horse that looks like Ganondorf's.
Lexi's mentality towards animals that are extremely dangerous: If not friend then why friend shaped🥺
Except spiders
@@tafua_a tbh I hate spiders too, anyone who actually likes spiders is freaking insane
Logic of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, the first guy to domesticate a wolf, and me.
5:40
Sadly, I’m pretty sure the Antonov was destroyed after a hanger was bombed in Ukraine (or Russia, I forgot)
yes, it got destroyed by a russian air strike in the first week of the war
jup... sadly
RIP
It was in Ukraine near the Capitol undergoing maintenance when its hanger was destroyed during the invasion.
@@japzone It was not undergoing maintanance antonov just chose not to fly it out along with many other now damaged aircraft such as the an-22 (biggest turboprop) and multiple an-124s (225 was a modified 124 to carry the buran)
don't worry Lexi, we love your ranting.
9:26 There's decent evidence that many mythological creatures were based on either fossils or stories told of about regular animals from far away places.
Lexi, I just wanted to say, but it's absolutely endearing to hear you nerd out about stuff. Recently also subscribed to your account because the amount of excitement in your voice when you see something you like is just day-brighteningly awesome :D
It's adorkable~🥰
Yesss I love Lexi she’s awesome! She makes everything really fun and happy!
Agreed, the Lexi nerd rants are so adorable 🥰
I share these videos with my almost 80 year old mother, who also absolutely adores Lexi! 😊
I'm subscribed to her page as well making certain everyday to check whether or not she's uploaded a new video on spicy pillows or not or bang biscuit demon blisters or Jewel jelly babies or whenever she says
2:00 that's honestly a blast to the past lmao. We used to have something called a Pizookie and it is a COLOSSAL cookie with ice cream and candles on top for folk's birthdays!
Let's just say I really really loved those :P
OMG MY MOM HAS AN ONLINE BAKERY AND SHE MAKES HUGE THICK COOKIES THEY ARE ALSO CALLED PIZOOKIES
I haven’t had a huge cookie like that but I am ready to try one.
The Octobass is actually more rare. There was 3 made and 2 are still in existence.
11:09 that’s an original „Wiener Schnitzel“ (mad out of calf meat), made by Figlmüller in Vienna, Austria. It is simply the one Restaurant you go to if you want authentic schnitzel. They make them the same way for over 115 years now.
3:42 i didn't expect a p.m. seymour mention in an emkay video, but it makes sense that lexi would be the one to do so
8:24 "I want to go pet a wolf! I want to give a wolf belly rubs!"
I hear you, Lexi! I, too, would pet any animal that would let me!
And the ones that won't let me!
I love wolves:)
The wolf's head looked bigger due to angle but they are massive. And when they love physical touch when they are used to humans, only on their terms though
So yes, if you can get them to trust you, they will absolutely love belly rubs, wouldn't advise trying with the ones in the wild though
Lexi is my favorite narrator so when she is voicing a video I automatically love it!
Same! She has such a happy energy about her wich just automatically lifts your spirit!
It’s a he
@@Tonne1921 no.. Lexi is trans lol
@@Tonne1921It”? She’s trans
Agreed
5:42 unfortunately the plane was destroyed last year.
Its hangar happened to be in northern Kyiv, Ukraine during the battle of Antonov during the early war period. Rip the Unit of all units
15:40 hares and rabbits are different species. Hares are bigger and faster, don't burrow, and they do hop but lower then bunnies (in comparison to their height).
Lexi's voice when she sees something she likes>>>
Fun fact about the quarry dump trucks: the giant buckets they use are the size of over 2 lanes on a highway and they are so heavy that the transport semi has to go slow. It's one truck you definitely don't wanna get stuck behind
Funny thing about those Evil Knievel before he became a stuntman worked in a quarry driving them and got fired because he managed to pop a wheelie.
@@hbsavage0387 the fact that he managed to do something with a vehicle that heavy such as a wheelie.. give him a pretty good idea of the kind of person he wanted to become as far as dancing with death is concerned
@@silasmcgee3647 yea it’s one of those things that kinda shows he had only one career path
Fun fact. My mother used to bake themed cakes for our birthdays when younger, but now, instead, we usually all just ask for her to just make a big cookie. I'm talking about a large deep dish style cookie rather than baking a cake, making icing, and decorating it. It's easier on her, and she honestly is just great at baking, so it's still delicious. Plus, we can customize. Mine last year was chocolate chips, peanut butter chips, white chocolate chips, and hazelnut chips with nutella and peanut butter worked into the cookie dough.
2:23 "Double King size bed." As far as I know, that is Not a Double King bed. It is an Alaskan King bed. The difference is that the Double king is slightly smaller and is rectangle. The Alaskan king, which I would like to try someday, is basically the largest available bed and it's square rather than rectangle.
3:20
This dog looks like a dude in a dog suit.
I'm from Montréal and I can confirm, we have an octobass and it's very cool. I sat in that very room, the Maison Symphonique, a little more to the right of the people shown sitting above the octobass player. I went to see la Symphonie Fantastique by Berlioz, which actually has an octobass solo. During the symphony, I heard a strange sound. Afterwards, one of the double bass players, a friend of my mom, told us about the solo, but also that a string broke right before it, so the guy had to use a simple double bass for the it instead. He was sad because there are practically no other pieces featuring an octobass solo. I wish I could have heard that. It would have been so cool.
6:58 Lexi, you're forgetting the part about people actively trying to stop you from putting the ball over there.
Lexi narrating r/absoluteunits is my favorite.
I lost it when she was absolutely roasting that chonky squirrel.
3:49 capybara? Nah fam this is a guinea BEEG
5:35 RIP Antonov 225. It got obliterated in the Ukraine war. What a beast of a plane it was.
Hopefully they can get funding to rebuild it with the spare body they have. But I'm not sure that's ever going to happen.
11:59 That's not a squirrel, that's a squirroll
8:16 That is my bucket list right there. I want to pet a wolf.
2:03 my younger sister got a giant cookie from Mrs Fields at the mall for her birthday years back! She loved it, and it took her like a solid week and a half to finish it. I can still remember going with my dad to pick it up to surprise her with it
3:31 I wanna hug the big danger floof lynx so bad…why does Canada get the fun stuff QwQ I wanna give ‘em kisses
There's a mine somewhat near where I live. Watching the trucks go by at a distance, you don't really get the scale of them. I was at a red light, I look over, and all is well, they're doing their thing. Then the operator pulled off for a break. He got out of the cab. Suddenly, I got the scale. That was no longer a truck in my mind, it was a monstrosity. The sheer amount of rock in the back of it must have been enough to take out half the town I was driving through, good lord.
Quarry machines are so amazingly large. It's insane just how big machines can get. Go look up "Bagger 288" for a huge bucket wheel excavator. Just one bucket could lift a normal pickup truck and probably have space for a mid-sized car xD
I'd like to point out, that huge Katana is missing it's handle. That's why it looks weird
12:15 Thats Martin Ford. He was in the British special forces. I hear he's a really nice guy
I feel like it's not an r/absoluteunits video without Andre the Giant. The man is amazing and absolutely huge /pos
Just in case you forgot or haven't had the time to check, yes, you can buy jelly belly rejects. They are called belly flops😂
7:30 yes the stair hole is cool but WHY IS THAT GRATE BEHIND IT OFF CENTER???
Andre the giant was so huge he could keep Robin Wright warm by just putting his hands on her head.
I hope that patches was adopted and/or put on a diet. He's such a rather large lad
He was! There are a few videos floating around of the TV news segment covering the whole deal:)
6:30 my feiends and I call those AT&Trees
i've never dealt with hail where i am in florida, but i can tell getting hit by one that's baseball size would either kill me or knock me unconscious.
12:04 *adds to the list of out of context*
Yo it's Lexi the tech queen, Happy Pride Month everyone.
Lexi is just so smart i feel inadequate
this reminds me about how I found a 6-pound box-turtle outside on the road (he's safe now) but OMG i've never seen anything even close to that (in box-turtle terms)
**Mario kart theme intensifies**
@@bread9276 OH GOD NO... NOT THE BLUESHELL
2:41 Absolutely. There's a lolly/candy store in Auckland where one of the products is bags of "rejected" lollies i.e. szie is off, they're misshapen etc. Because of the defects, an entire 1 kg bag is only a few NZ dollars.
Lexi mentions P.M. seymour. Now you have my attention. But only for 20 seconds due to ADHD
I loved getting cookie cakes at other's birthdays as a kid! Never got one of my own though. :(
13:19 I never thought i’d call Sephiroth’s blade tiny, but compare for that hunk of iron, it is.
That thing was too big to be called a sword.
Robin should try r/DebateVaccines. That subreddit is wild. Hearing Robin's narration would be fantastic for such a ludicrous subreddit.
yesss
4:00 I am op of that picture and it's Texas and not new york and it's largest pizza commercially available from moon tower pizza. They reposted and filled it with misinformation.
14:16
Tank sees everything and eats even more.
Those 5 gallon buckets of soy sauce are what's used in Asian restaurants. I used to have to carry those buckets up from the basement of my uncle's restaurant when they ran out in the kitchen. I'd sometimes take those buckets home after they were empty to use in my back yard garden. They're also great for holding umbrellas because the plastic is thicker and sturdier compared to normal 5 gallon buckets from lowes/home depot.
I absolutely love lexi’s voiceovers its always sooooo cute but fun when Lexie geeks out about things its just i love it sm
13:24 this sword was custom made for a giant person with and abnormally larger hand so he used that blade in war
Your voice should be a national treasure 😊
Lexi, NEVER apologise for the nerd rants, they're absolutely adorable, and its so awesome hearing the genuine excitement and joy in your voice when you talk about things. ❤
Absolutely love lexis enthusiasm on these! Especially the cute animal photos im squealing right along with you! 😂❤😅
Fun fact: There was only one AN-225 ever built. Another one was partially built before being cancelled, and wound up being used for spare parts to fix the first one.
Not-so-fun fact: The AN-225 happened to be in Ukraine when the war started, and was destroyed by Russian bombers.
5:41 - Sadly, this plane is no longer around due to the war in Ukraine. However, something similar is the C-5 Galaxy and Super Galaxy, which are pretty massive. There is also the An-124, which is made by the same manufacturer of the An-225
Using "Absent" and "Reboot" to describe head injuries is my favorite thing in the world pls I can't breathe stop doing this to me
Looks like an elevator to hell if you pretend the rust and debris around the metal is a massive volcanic rock face.
13:25 The handle of this sword literally goes from the Right side of the person's head to the end of the fingers on their left hand. it is even longer than the Longswords used in Monster Hunter, and with it's length and weight, it may even classify as a Great Sword.
13:31 I believe the end on the right side is the tang, where the handle and guard would normally be. I think it's common for the parts other than the blade to be changed out as I think they don't last as long as the blade itself? So it's not unusual to have a blade displayed without anything on it.
16:43 the bike hanging from the ceiling is an absolute unit change my mind.
Oh that type of bike was made for family’s to ride together
2:42 to answer your question, yes they exist! They're called Belly Flops, and are jelly beans either the wrong shape, color, or flavor. They are good.
Figured i should point out, the squirel is that big because she's pregnant
Oh Lexi… sweet, innocent-ish Lexi…
*you can never play enough Borderlands.*
2:10 Sheesh I was not expecting to be brought back to that memory. Kind of a sad memory because the mall I used to see that store in has since been closed and torn down
Thank you Lexi!!
Happy Pride month! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
1:36 finally! a charger that reaches the other side of the bed!!
Tell me you're an alcoholic without saying you're an alcoholic
” I use solo cups for scale”
The cookie cake were amazing. You actually unlocked a core memory.
Lexi did the 'phrasing!' bit from archer. My day is a bit better now
Yes, you can buy defect jelly bellies, they're called belly flops. I only have seen them outside of the plant once though.
2:41 the jelly belly factory actually sells its flops. flops are beans that are perfectly edible but misshapen and dont conform. theyre often more flavorful imo
'Why is it walking like a lamb?' 😂
16:05
Hares, stand like that. Cause unlike a rabbit they run instead of hopping, think more like a really fast tiny deer.
2:07 At the local meijer they sold big cookies with frosting on it and kids would bring them in as birthday treats when I was little but they were gross
I LOVE super long chargers. They make moving around while your phone is charging so much easier
13:50 The Undertaker is on record saying that he doesn't know that woman. I can't remember the full story, but he's talked about that photo coming back up often.
In Leicester, UK, there is a humongous steam shovel that was used at quarries across Leicestershire, and wasn't taken out of service until 1993! It's preserved now, but it's truly MASSIVE!
Any guesses on how many hours Lexi spent researching arctic hares after that video? 🤔 I absolutely adore you and your geek rants, Lexi!
Only thing I want to guess is how long she spent looking at the picture of the wolf that was getting belly rubs because I still can't get over the expression on its face 😍
@@silasmcgee3647 Too true!
THEY ARE CALLED JELLY BELLY FLOPS FOR THE FUCKED UP JELLYBEANS AND OMFG SO YUM WHEN YOU GET THE BIG CHERRY ONES!!
Also, fun fact: the Hanja no Ontachi is a funny weapon, it was used by the giant samurai that existed, and their loyal servant/like a squire, would help draw back the saya/sheath while the massive samurai would draw the blade, it was used for killing riders on their horses!!
Are we not gonna talk about the expression on that cat's face lol
Defect jelly beans are called Belly Flops.
They’re pretty good, but have the occasionally awful flavors.
For the 45' usb c cable, length limitations are for data speed transfers, but for just generic 5v power, you can go REALLY long, but you would be playing with fire trying to transfer data through it. Also the length limitations for data transfer are 1m, 3m and 4m (3.3', 9.8', and 13') for USB 3.1 Gen 2, Gen 1, and USB 2.0 respectively. The only reason power is fine with the longer lengths is because EMI interference doesn't interfere with power as much as it does a data signal.
13:25 Swords that large are made for one of two reasons:
1) They are Ceremonial.
2) They're Executioner's blades designed to take a head off with one cut...
Seems excessive for even for a one swing execution but I suppose it also guarantees that a single hit will kill someone
@@robert.7230 As I understand it, they were designed to be more Humanitarian in that the prisoner won't suffer any more than absolutely necessary during their Execution...1 swing and their head hits the basket unlike smaller blades that might take 2 or more swings leaving the poor sod in excruciating agony after the 1st hit but not yet dead...
It also keeps the spectators from having to listen to the victims screams of agony if the 1st hit doesn't kill them...
One-Hit Kills also increases the number of Executions Per Day a single Executioner can carry out because it now takes 1 hit to kill instead of 2 or 3...fewer hits means less time per head means more heads per day means (presumably) more money if they're paid by the head...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
PLEASE REMEMBER BEST BEFORE DOES NOT MEAN EXPIRES BY.
A large majority of the time, these items are still good for another year plus, and they just want you to get the maximum freshness.
2:20 "You just put two kings next to each other" yeah Lexi, that's how one could describe my relationship with my boyfriend, yes
The Jelly Belly factory near the IL-WI border used to have an outlet store, and sold irregular candies as "Bells Flops". That said, I think they moved to a new facility years ago, so I'm not sure where to get them now.
0:50 that reminds me of a meme that went like " the giant horse unit weights over 11 pounds 💀
the hail and "if it hit your head, you'd just reboot" had me laughing so hard I had to stop the video for a minute
5:38
It was used by the soviets to move space shuttles.
It was sadly destroyed in the first days of russias invasion of Ukraine if I’m not mistaken.
Emkay talking about the "unicorn" reminded me of a post about "how can we not have a horse with a horn, yet giraffes exist."
"I don't know what he's towing with that" Not much anymore judging by those tyres.