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Nothing is more entertaining to me than jack cussing like a sailor
For real. That was frickin gold😂
he's the only one I haven't heard swear yet
3:14 that didn't take long...
XD
TL;DR
3:09 Apple is your butthole.
He defend
He attack
But most importantly, he’s Jack the snack that smiles back.
It's supposed to be "He protec" and "He attac" you uncultured dry sausage.
I'm gonna put a smile on that face.
🚪🔪😁
@@Glamrock_Freddy_Plush2 MONTY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE-
21:45 The improved pain scale is actually pretty useful for people like me who suffer from chronic pain, because we're in such constant pain that we don't always perceive it the way others would. "It's kinda annoying" is where I'd place a level of pain some others would say "how are you still standing?!" Often on a good day that's a pain level I can subconsciously tune out, but on a bad day it becomes so much I can't even focus on anything else.
Infinite pain
Jack cussing with all his soul and then calmly saying that it was just a practice round is comedy at its finest
22:35 so the main reason for this being such a low number (and CPR still being very VERY important) is that CPR isn't *meant* to fix anything, it's meant to *buy time*. CPR keeps air and blood circulating at least a little bit to extend the length of time before brain death or permanent brain injury occurs. Even if it only extends the window for lifesaving treatment by less than a minute, that's still an extra chance that the person is still treatable by the time the ambulance arrives
I want more narrators doing challenges during videos.
Like having Lexi get through r/blessedimages without 'aww'ing.
imposible
Now that's *just* torture
or just r/aww
We should get the narrators to do live reactions on these subreddits via their webcams
I remember Damien saying something loosely similar after reading some yearbook quote about salads being tossed!
Fuck yeah!
Come to think of it why they ain't doing that, isn't it common curtesy? I wanna see Robin now that You put that thought in my brain.
@@GuyWithInternet.the uhh oh yeah I remember it kinda it’s uhhh “I’m either gonna be in prison or olive garden either way salads are being cost” I think
NO
you want it untill you get it trust me
rn as they dont use facial mimics to express they use their voice but if they get facecams the fun voices fade away as they are useless
3:17 The editors must have been screaming at the amount of editing they had to do here 😂
For jumping a car you can either use bare metal or the other negative, both will work on any car. However, the bare metal option is a lot safer as if you get a big spark on the battery terminal as you clip it on you may cause any hydrogen from the battery to ignite.
There is also the fact that some cars have hard to reach negative battery terminals, like the c4 I used to have, which makes it an issue if you try to start using a booster battery
9:20"And the priests diddle the chil- um uh the people" 💀
You said "Just" before you reacted appropriately to saying, "Like." You lasted exactly 40 seconds according to my calculations. I'd say I'm disappointed in you, but you never disappoint, lol.
2:55 “JUST as red” hm? 😂
3:15 “JUST LIKE” and only freaks out about the “LIKE” lol
5:10 “let’s JUST focus on the summary”
5:18 “JUST put” and now we finally caught ourselves lol
6:55 “JUST gonna pick out some… of my favorites.” Back to not catching it 😂
26:30 I’m surprised they missed this one: If someone is having a seizure, DO NOT stick something in their mouth or try to.
The likelihood you’d be able to pry their mouth open is INSANELY slim, and if you succeed somehow, there’s a very high chance they’ll break their teeth, jaw and/or break the object, possibly resulting in choking.
Just don’t do it. It’s completely unnecessary anyway. A person is at minimal risk of swallowing their tongue, especially if you tip their body/head to the side.
Edit: A comment below is correct. You can’t _literally_ swallow your tongue. I meant it in the colloquial “loose tongue blocks airway” meaning.
Minimal risk? I thought it was completely impossible, I can't reach my tongue all the way to my throat no matter how hard I try.
@@sambrown6426 I was thinking they meant by way of...chewing it off first
@@damienearl8302 That makes a lot more sense, actually.
@@sambrown6426 It can't actually be swallowed-swallowed AFAIK, but if you're unconscious, it can lax far enough back that it can block your airways, which at least around my parts is referred to as swallowing your tongue. If you were fully aware, you'd get it out, either by rolling over, or just lifting it, but if you're unconscious, you may very well be unable to respond to that issue. If someone is out because they're tensing instead of lax, then it should be really hard for them to swallow their tongue, unless they do bite it off. Yeaowch!
@@PanthereaLeonis Okay, thanks.
23:30 also don’t do CPR if you aren’t trained to do it. You can seriously harm someone. Especially if you aren’t trained
If it breaks the ribs you're doing it right actually :)
Breaking the ribs is by no means required, but it's a sign that you are doing it correctly :)
Someone who's inexperienced is far more likely to simply not be effective than make the situation worse, if someone's heart has stopped then doing nothing = death, can't get much worse. Correct CPR is very likely to "seriously harm" someone but the majority of people would rather live with broken ribs, severe bruising, etc than be dead
Getting CPR certified can be difficult to attain but the theory is easy to understand and knowing the theory is still better than leaving them to die.
7:57 i love that Fleetwood Mac is named that _JUST_ so they could try to get one guy to join, 10/10 naming guys
Don't be afraid of Pitbulls Jack, contrary to how they look they are actually super adorable friendly creatures, they are basicly the inkarnation of a wise but also stupid tai chi master in an animated movie *refuses to elaborate*
People have long forgotten that these dogs were used to hunt certain game, but otherwise we're nanny dogs to protect the home while the men were away or to aid in keeping watch over the children.
It's the owners that trains them
The truth/myth thing at the end got the phone call tracing wrong.
It takes literally no time to trace a phone call. The moment the call is made the number is registered and every registered number has not only a provider associated with it but also a person and an address.
This also applies for mobile phones. Mobile phone calls also provide meta data to the police when calling them (GPS location, etc.). Plus: Mobile phone antennas can be used to determine the physical location of the mobile phone.
1:37 "is there something to replace the word 'just' every time? I have a habit of using that word a lot. In fact we should JUST ban thoes words." lmaooo i found this probably way too funny
i want to confirm that gelato literally means ice cream in italian. as an italian myself, i have never once considered ice cream and gelato as different things because they mean the same thing and normally ice cream places use gelato and ice cream interchangably. i've never noticed a difference between the two but if you guys do then maybe it could just be the place making it differently than other places (trust me, i'm sure they change the recipe depending on where you go to eat it lmfao)
Or, it could be the other way around, that ice-cream is produced similarly to gelato in Italy, most likely due to local demand, while ice-cream in other places is produced like ice-cream, but a distinction is made for gelato as 'ice-cream from Italy'. That is also a possibility.
@@Vlad_Tepes_III honestly: nope lol
I am italian too, currently living in italy. Every place that calls it "gelato" outside of italy either sells normal ice cream but oversells it, or they sell water ice cream (I think you guys call it sorbet) instead of milk ice cream.
Which again, in italy is still just ice cream. Milk ice cream? Gelato. Water ice cream? Gelato. Or sorbetto but meh, usually we call it all ice cream.
Gelato just means ice cream, but other countries like to think only the water ones are "gelato".
Or if we want to consider different countries recipes, in the US you guys use eggs in the ice cream, in italy only the Crema ice cream uses eggs (from what I remember. Maybe some other weird flavor uses it too). But that is still not what gelato means, because in brazil they do not use eggs, the recipe is exactly the same as italian ice cream. They call the water ice cream gelato anyway.
The list of "air purifying plants" at 11:30 is pretty much complete misinformation, unless your room/home is overflowing with plants (something in the range of 680 houseplants in an average house according to a 1993 EPA memo), or 100% sealed off from the outside, any plants will have a negligible effect on air quality.
what if your in an area with bad air quality will it make more of an effect?
@@risktaker1300 I can't say for sure but I'm pretty sure that wouldn't have an effect, plus since the effect is so negligible, the air quality would remain terrible.
@@willp2906 ah well that sucks ,still tnx for the info! 😅
just knowing something is green, growing, and happy in my house (and is not mold) is enough to improve my life.
20:42 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPAINISH INQUISITION!
Ah yes, my favorite salad ingredient: THE SPANISH INQUISITION
3:18 hahahahaha we need this more
20:17 my brother misspelled "elucidated" and he stuck with ugly ass demon
Another fun fact about movies vs. reality: The classic gag of someone blowing themselves up because they threw the pin and not the grenade is very difficult. Most grenades come with a bit of metal called a spoon. That's the real thing keeping the grenade from arming. The pin is just to hold the spoon in place. Most soldiers who make the mistake of throwing the pin are more than likely still holding the spoon firmly in place when they put their fingers in their ears unless they do the full hand cover.
26:06 Whoever made this chart forgot Fireball (literally cinnamon whiskey) exists. Vanilla whiskey exists, too. It's really good.
27:34 Anyone notice that "Aiming at two targets at once is hardly possible." does not debunk "Shooting two guns at the same time looks cool."?
as a 3.5 mil special, emkay narrators should do a subreddit all together
Note about pulling out the pin of a grenade with your teeth: Actual US GIs have done something similar to that, but not to an unmodified grenade. They usually straighten the pins, so that only a little bit of force is required to pull the pins out and be ready for use.
This also means if said pin catches onto a branch during a march through the woods while the GI has the grenade on his vest... *kaboom*
3:49 I remember in school lunch one time, they gave us peppers, they only had bell peppers. A bunch of kids tried them to act cool thinking that bell peppers were spicy, only to realize they're just sweet, so they ended up looking like a bunch of losers eating bell peppers for no reason.
5:11 "Let's just-" Ohhhhh JAAAAAACK!
2:18 You should always check the manual of the dead car, some cars have special instructions due to sensitive electronics, some even have a marked out jumper terminal for the purpose.
Regarding "instead of using said,": I've taken some writing classes, and read some books on writing, and many of them say, "Don't do that." People are so used to said, that they will read over it without paying much attention or slowing down. However, if you use some of the other options, it will break the flow, causing the reader to stop and focus on the word, which will pull them out of the story. That doesn't include the fact that people don't naturally speak like that, and as Jack demonstrated, some of them are so uncommonly used in communication, that it just stops the person altogether. A person shouldn't have to put a book down and get a dictionary to look up a word, just because the writer was told not to use "said."
8:32 ah yes, the GAY tie
0:53 rip to little baby’s ice cream, most wtf ads and quality frozen treats, you will be missed 🫡
A co worker of mine had a heart attack right as they were leaving work. CPR saved her life, as two people stepped in to take turns giving cpr imediatly and continuously until the ambulance arrived. This was 3-4 years ago and I can remember hearing one of my coworkers yelling her name, and turning a corner to see him shaking her and checking her for a pulse. We get cpr training every summer and ya, it really does save lives. She is still with us and is the best danm lunch lady our summer camp could ever ask for. No one would be able to replace her.
I’ve never heard of the rule of waiting 24 hours before reporting a missing person. Time flies I guess
I don't know if it was just in a particular place, but I remember hearing about a law that existed for a time where first responders didn't have to respond to calls about people who went missing less than two days beforehand
I actually like eating both types of Ice Cream, but for Gelato you usually don't need a spoon to eat it. BTW, here in Germany they have ice cream scoops at the vendors too.
Jack said "Just" at 2:55 without noticing. (just as red)
The band a-ha got their name from the european expression of curiosity. Morten Harket found it written in Waaktar-Savoys notes and said: "That's it".
14:04 I think I must be some sort of weird procrastination amalgamation. I fit into way too many of these…
Carats/karats were used by refiners, there are 24 to an ounce. You'd use it in proportions like a recipe such as 18 carats gold and 6 carats silver to get one ounce of 18k alloy, which you would then cast into a piece of jewelery.
I love how you whent out of your way to credit the wife. It was a team effort between the two of them.
Huh so I guess there is a subreddit for everything. The more you know.
2:45
putting the final connection on a battery terminal is a fire and explosion hazard. The last connection is very likely to create a spark when connected and when disconnected, and car batteries emit hydrogen gas -- which can ignite explosively.
red before black is important for reducing the risk of accidentally shorting a battery. Metallic surfaces in a car are typically bonded to the negative, so if you drop a connector, it will likely connect to the negative of that car. Red before black makes sure that such an event does not create a short.
It's also important to go through the steps in reverse order when un-doing them. The first connection you remove will likely spark, and only the one on bare metal can be safely removed first. Dropping a connector still creates an accidental connection to the negative, and dropping a red connector while black is connected will short the battery of the other car.
I live in Swindon, and had no idea the band Oasis named themselves after our (now closed) Oasis Center. I always assumed they had the same origin - Oasis in deserts.
I really enjoy seeing these guides
Well, to be fair, an asteroid field is rather densely populated..... If you compare it to emptiness that is most of space.
What I think is really interesting about the asteroid field thing is that they are dense and crowded. At least in the game Elite Dangerous (which seeks to be a realistic sim of the Milkyway galaxy) you pilot giant space ships that are a hundred meters long, which makes the 2-5km between asteroids seem tiny, especially when you are going 600m/s
Edit: fact checking
I appreciate how he considers specific details.
In case anyone else was confused af why it said gelato was egg free- it traditionally contained egg yolks but nowadays is mostly just made with milk
I knew Scott Pilgrim didn't lie to me
Then how is it possible for regular ice cream to have eggs in it?
knowing jack understands dnd makes me so much happyer
8:47 where can I get my hands on a gay tie?
i dont think they know the icecream strat where you get the edges of the tub first (its easier than the middle)
The beginning reminded me that I had an ice cream in the freezer waiting for me, thanks man 👍
I'm sick right now and love this channel and youtube in general. We might bitch about it but we're getting this stuff for free and I think that's wonderful.
25:58 they didn’t include options for reading the books written by his son
Shhh, those don’t count
4:09 You said very, shame >.>
ELI5
3:18 "Dammit, I said 'like'!"
He also said 'just' lol ("You're not allowed to just, like-")
15:04, This can't be accurate because I'm like 60% of these.
Accident has to be the best new narrator
27:27 was not prepared to be jumpscared by my local pool
aint no way
10:43 Do rich people not know you can clean your utensils???
If they're smart, yes. If they're snobby, no.
23:30 - "We should do something!" "Should we do something?" "We should do something!"
I died when he got to the table setting one. My brain went to "What if I give her the wrong finger fork?"
Most Ben 10 fans will know the reference.
After a quick research : A carat was a weight measure of about 200g. A coin of pure gold was weighting 24 carat. And that's why. Now carats as a weight unit is lost in time, but it's still use to calculate gold purity.
4:28 I know an acronym that I think is popular within the support area of forums, projects, etc: PEBKAC.
It means "Problem exists between Keyboard and Chair" and is a subtle hint at an issue being caused by the very user who askes about solving it. Be it a typo, wrong file formatting or just plain incompetence...
As someone who only read the First Dune Book, watched the original Lynch Film, saw the Spicediver Edit, saw Villenueve's film and excited for Part Two, and wants to know what the actually hell turned Leto II into the God Emperor, I'm screwed
21:40
😂😂😂
Bro making such a hillarious joke that it making me laughing real hard on the floor
Tungsten core projectile can definitely break through an padlock shackle, but you need aim extreme precise to pop it in pieces.
As a musician, i absolutely love the note guide
27:20 I know this personally, and I wasn't even saved by a lifeguard but by a complete stranger
2:43 DO NOT CONNECT THE TO THE NEGATIVE ON THE BATTERY ON THE DEAD!!!!!!!!! Bare metal works for any car and is so so so so much safer
Jack and Damien are my favourite narrators 😂
Fun fact: air is actually the most important ingredient of ice cream. If air wasn’t in the mix, you’d get milky ice cubes. The air gives ice cream the “cream” in its name
never seem to be able to watch the whole thing before wanting to comment on stuff
i think the battery guide is the correct way, i personally have always just attached it directly to the battery, but i also mostly use jumper packs with an on switch
the reason they tell you to do the complex thing is that connecting 12v wires usually creates sparks, and thats not the best thing on top of a battery inside of a car filled with gasoline, and possibly gas vapors
Deafening sounds like it's worse that very noisy.
With CPR, even if it was not entirely based on hospitals, don't you think 12% is still more than 0% if you don't do anything?
I wish we got a view of the full version of some of the bigger ones.
Also when did Scruff McGruff get a makeover to be more for the people? And why is Scruff McGruff coming up twice in a week for the first time in like 25-30 years???
in terms of gold. its to represent how soft the gold will be. pure gold is incredibly soft (you can bend a 24k gold ring without assistance. but as the purity decreases, the strength increases depending on what it is alloyed with. the only thing to watch out for is new means of chemical corrosion depending on what the alloy is
*Ah, there’s absolutely nothing like Jack being the Eminem of Cuss Words*
karat is just a unit of measurement, specific fields from jewelry to astronomy have all kinds of situational units
I'm not justifying my food choices to someone with the tastebud equivalent of the mud flap on a dump truck.
SECOND EMKAY VIDEO OF THE DAY WHAT A TREAT
3:17 oh noes! Jack said za illegal word!!1!
Jack: *SWEARS NON STOP*
I remember when I was little I was at the city’s rec center which had a pool with two different water slides. I was going up and down one as fast as I could, and ended up getting tired and a bit winded. I didn’t really do anything about it or try to take a rest, just went right back up the stairs to go again. When I hit the water again I was so tired and having trouble saying above the water and getting back to the side. Thankfully a lifeguard saw me and quickly got me out of the water, but I’m sure no one else would have noticed.
6:39 pros: inspiring view, new thing to try, neuroplasticity
cons: you combust
I remember in sixth grade orchestra, the class would play the "PEPP-ER-O-NI PIZ-ZA" rhythm for minutes on end and though it was helpful, drove me freaking nuts
3:21 jack just revealed his inner Australian
I love that he gives up after the second error of saying like/just. It was a good effort, though!
Gelato is actually more repulsive, because hot goes to cold
28 minutes of Jack just being himself... golden.
If you explode the earth it should scatter all the space junk, no problem.
The way he said like in the very next post after saying he won’t for the rest of the video 👌
1:48 you can add “very to the words on the right as well to double the effect.
20:42 With regards to this video, I can say, definitely and absolutely, that I was not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
0:51 Not the clip of a human covered entirely of icecream while eating it as it stares into my soul
for that aussie game show there should be a thing where there are words you're not allowed to use
22:00 I get pains around 4 everyday in random places (usually joints but sometimes muscles join in the fun) cause of my chronic illness. It’s real annoying
2:55 “JUST as red” hm? 😂
3:15 “JUST LIKE” and only freaks out about the “LIKE” lol
5:10 “let’s JUST focus on the summary”
5:18 “JUST put” and now we finally caught ourselves lol
6:55 “JUST gonna pick out some… of my favorites.” Back to not catching it 😂
The food rhythm one is literally the amount of syllables in each word and how fast you need to say them.
1:59 in French we have a whole category of words like these, they are called adverbe, like rapidement or fortement
okay, the Spanish Inquisition really got me.
1:50 - One easy activity to do with kids is to put out pieces of paper that have common words such as 'very' or 'like' or 'said' and have them write better words.