I can actually answer the hair question Caulio was originally a baby and when they made the books into animated epeiodes they were afraid he wouldn't be recognized if he had hair, since in the books he was a baby so they didn't add hair
@@justgix7165 if you're talkint about the food, there's a prawn snack here in the Philippines that's named Oishi cracker, and if you're talking about the meaning, "Kampai" means "cheers" usually people do that when drinking alcohols or gatherings and "Oishii"means delicious and people say like" hmm~ oishii desu-ka~" after eating a ramen
"White people...our ancestors did horrible things." All Asians who can trace lineage back to Ghengis Khan: *nervous laughter* Actually, entire world cause everyone's ancestors have been brutal violent pillagers and rapists: *Nervous laughter*
@@artemisthesniper5281 so you don't think them slaughtering all those perfectly healthy slaves when the pharaohs died just so they could have them in the afterlife cruel?
@@hermi1-kenobi455 oh no that part was somewhat cruel but most of the time the slave chose to die so they could be able to help the pharaoh to reach the afterlife unlike most other civilizations like the Spartans for example they would kill slaves as a way of training and to make sure no uprising for freedom was ever made
@@ewfrhj no, that's zoophiles. furries find anthropomorphic animals hot (basically humans with fur). we accept furries since they aren't actually doing anything wrong, it's all drawings. we don't accept zoophiles because they can (and quite often do) act on it.
Is it Jack, Robin or Lexi, it's Jack and he's taken Damien's insanity EDIT: now listen, if you want a salamander take two, juuuust don't mention world domination in a 500 square meter radius...unless... Edit 2: This is now a business: The Salamander and Amphibian Dealership, each salamander is for £0.00 ($0.00 for you Americans)
Fun fact on why Caillou is bald: the creators intended to make Caillou grow older but when they gave him hair he looked weird.. so they took his hair away.
Day 260 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
Actually in Europe the skin color depends from where you live, i’m Italian and i have a slightly darker skin color than German/British people, we are in very south Europe so we tend to have a different color from people who live in north Europe Fun fact: to describe a person who has a bright white skin color we (in italy) tend to say “sei bianco come un foglio” as an idiom
@@thomaslance5428 I don't think Spanish people count into what you think a latino/na is. Spanish people are historically white, though slightly darker than people from more Northern parts of Europe. Italian and French people are the same way. The people from Central to Southern America, on the other hand, are largely a mix of Spanish/Portuguese colonizers and the native peoples originally from those areas. But in general I find the way people from the US seem to often emphasize what color someone's skin is, weird and uncomfortable. Not to mention, the way people cling to the ethnicity of their ancestors, when they and their parents are born and raised in USA. In my eyes, the country and culture you were born and raised into, is yours, and that's that. You might have a granma who is from Korea, or Poland, or Ethiopia, but that doesn't make you any of those nationalities :'D
6:40 I hope that's an actual Snapple fact. Because the thought of someone hacking Snapple's cap printers is so much more entertaining than it being photoshopped is.
I googled it and still can't find 2 girls 1 cup. At this point I think it doesn't actually exist, and the internet decided to hallucinate collectively in 2005!
my sister’s hamster died because while we were gone for a few days it got metal in its mouth, got stuck to the cage wall, and supposedly starved. To be fair, it lived a year longer than it was projected to, a total of like 4 years or so
Europeans are peoples native to Europe, that's it. They don't even need to be a part of the indo-european tree, as the Finnish aren't indo-europeans culturally.
7:53 "What colour are European people exactly?" Bud, you do know that the non-native Americans were literally just European Migrants, if you want to know what colour we are you just gotta look in the mirror.
Not only did they talk about bees, but now they talk about a faceless banshee on rails that wants to scream after boobytrapping his own shed in case ghosts come knocking on his doorstep... *AND THE BEES ARE THE MAIN COURSE.*
Caillou was originally going to be designed as a baby at around ~9 months old. The creators wanted to make him more relatable to toddlers so they made him older but kept the design of him being a bald baby. Why? Who knows XD
"Which one would scare you more?"
Orphans: *We don't have such weaknesses.*
But they have to be careful of technoblade
You gotta figure out who got their hands on your phone
Hi dude
@@artemisthesniper5281 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
So use that and assault them! Who can they tell? Their parents???
fun fact: caillou is bald purely because they want people to recognize him
@Alexander Diaz google it, the creators said that he was unrecognizable with hair
Sure he doesn't have the bad cell growth?
@Alexander Diaz ah i see
@Alexander Diaz no he has cancer
@Alexander Diaz that's why his parent always do everything he asked for
Should’ve said “the more you laugh and fill with glee, the more likely I’ll feast upon thee”
I had the same thought...
I was literally about to add the same comment-
Lmaoooo
I thought the same thing
It was *right there* Jack!
I can actually answer the hair question
Caulio was originally a baby and when they made the books into animated epeiodes they were afraid he wouldn't be recognized if he had hair, since in the books he was a baby so they didn't add hair
Oh wow
i forgot why but i still hate him bald dumb dumb lmao
yes
So..... He had cancer as a baby?
*episodes
Me: **Makes fur coats**
Everyone at the zoo: “I don’t like where this is going”
my dad died
@@writemesomeletters tragic, but you seem kinda sus.
Furries
@@writemesomeletters If you're serious, my condolences.
@@writemesomeletters stfu
"Kampai" is a toast. Delicious would be "oishii".
I thought that dude said Cumpie and got real confused
Wait, oishi isn't a food?
What’s the difference?
@@alpharooster6320 I thought so too
@@justgix7165 if you're talkint about the food, there's a prawn snack here in the Philippines that's named Oishi cracker, and if you're talking about the meaning, "Kampai" means "cheers" usually people do that when drinking alcohols or gatherings and "Oishii"means delicious and people say like" hmm~ oishii desu-ka~" after eating a ramen
Jack snapped that child's back!
GOLDFISH!
Fun fact: my older brother is called "Jack"... 😖
His Grandma secretly enjoys all of these cursed comments.
The naked man fears no pickpocket. He only fears the pervert
😂🤣
There's no need to fear me
Why would he be afraid of me?
What about in prison it's both
@@isaac2990 hey u stole my name
Is no one going to talk about how his Clone impression sounds exactly like Crosshair
That's exactly what I was thinking
My thoughts exactly
Ikr lmao
he absolutely nailed that impression tho
"White people...our ancestors did horrible things."
All Asians who can trace lineage back to Ghengis Khan: *nervous laughter*
Actually, entire world cause everyone's ancestors have been brutal violent pillagers and rapists: *Nervous laughter*
Ikr no nationality/race/ethnicity is “pure” no matter how much *some internet people* wish they were
@@hermi1-kenobi455 nooooope
I'm guessing you haven't learnt about ancient Egypt those mfers wouldn't disrespect anyone and crime was zero
@@artemisthesniper5281 so you don't think them slaughtering all those perfectly healthy slaves when the pharaohs died just so they could have them in the afterlife cruel?
@@hermi1-kenobi455 oh no that part was somewhat cruel but most of the time the slave chose to die so they could be able to help the pharaoh to reach the afterlife unlike most other civilizations like the Spartans for example they would kill slaves as a way of training and to make sure no uprising for freedom was ever made
I wish they would make shirts big enough for me to wear
We all do, believe me.
Hey post more. And I did not expect to see you here.
That's rough, buddy. I'm sure I can knit you a sweater.
@The Sea Meteor Wants To Know Your Location somewhere near Louisiana or Texas I think. I’m pretty sure the south and that looks east Texan.
@The Sea Meteor Wants To Know Your Location i think the wise one was answering the bigfoot question, but i am not wise enough to tell
Furries arent the ones turned on by animals. That's zoophiles, and we HATE zoophiles.
Thank you. This is the comment I was looking for. The audacity of zoophiles to exist and then act like they're valid.
YES EXACTLY
You can love animals, just don't _love_ animals.
wait furries are turned in by animals
@@ewfrhj no, that's zoophiles. furries find anthropomorphic animals hot (basically humans with fur). we accept furries since they aren't actually doing anything wrong, it's all drawings. we don't accept zoophiles because they can (and quite often do) act on it.
Dam this shit was cursed af
Also love this content
I mean, ur not wrong. I’m on 4 mins into the video and it’s already cursed af 😂
3:35 Are we just not gonna talk about Jack's whole crisis here?
The creator of caillou didn't give him hair because the series started when he was a baby & having hair made him less recognizable
I love how Jack pronounces Bitch, without the t and ch as a hard g. Thats how you say pig in my language so it still works.
How do you say it in your language?
@@bixqa its written Big, and its pronounced Bi (as in Bi form Bitch) and the a hard G.
Me buying some pig from the butcher:
Butcher: All right so how do you want it?
Me: I want a BIG one
Countryman!
Ah yes, the Netherlands
Got here faster than flash could run a Mile 😃
Same bro
@be good shut up
*we
@be good thank you for that video it indeed is very calming but why did you post it here?
its quran he is a bad example of muslims
I hope that guy’s mother is putting food on the table.
Is it Jack, Robin or Lexi, it's Jack and he's taken Damien's insanity
EDIT: now listen, if you want a salamander take two, juuuust don't mention world domination in a 500 square meter radius...unless...
Edit 2: This is now a business: The Salamander and Amphibian Dealership, each salamander is for £0.00 ($0.00 for you Americans)
Hey bro do you mind if I I take one of your salamanders?
yea can i get a salamander as well?
Id also want to buy a salamander
Yeah I would like 1 salamander
i too would fancy an animal known as a salamander
jack : "comes out of the room."
jack's grandma :" loads shotgun with murderous intent."
And says: i posted half of those! Take back what you said!
I didn’t know it was possible to be entertained and concerned at the same time until this.
5:47 That Crosshair impression was chilling.
sometimes zoo's have human animal mascots.. therefore zoo's are full of furry's.
Shut up and take my youtube upvote
What are mascots, if not socially accepted furries?
@@WistfuII they are socially accepted furries :D depends if they are an animal
*ok i now have more of a reason to go to the zoo*
i want to see a furry go to a zoo, go next to the cage that their animal is in and scream “I’m more developed!!! I’m more developed!!!!!”
"go knock on that doorbell my least favorite child." I will cherish this quote forever
I half expected you to say "--the more I shall feast upon your FEET"
2:12 Mouths havin the time of his life.
Fun fact on why Caillou is bald: the creators intended to make Caillou grow older but when they gave him hair he looked weird.. so they took his hair away.
Damn.
Imagine being forced to go bald because you look weird with hair as a teenager/Adult
Over the garden wall actually has an amazing story.
The sound track is also pretty awesome
When he said two girls one cup, it brought back cursed memories
Wasn’t traumatizing for me😏🤤😋😛
Can someone explain what it is ?i am too scared and if its 18+ than too young aswell
@@tab4account128 Don't. Just don't.
Don't you even search for it. Simply think of it as something disgusting and terrifying
@@frds_skce lol ok
How does Jack manage to make *EVERYTHING* CURSED?! Seriously even the cursed comments are more cursed than they should be because of this man!!!
True
Dude, that was an epic Crosshair impression.
The, "good doggos follow orders" 👌
I’m so glad someone else knew
Same
I HATE ANIME
@@richardbullick7827 ok
my mom: ''why the hell are you always in bed on your phone/computer?''
me: looking at random reddit posts
I thought that was going in a hole different direction
6:03
“Go *knock* on that doorbell-“
*pauses, inhales*
*s c r e a m s*
Day 260 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Howdy. again
I second it
I find it funny that jack said "good doggos follow orders " in crosshair from the bad batch's voice
5:24 I'm so impressed that Jack not only knows about nagatoro but also that the author is a hentai writer and artist
I'm just disappointed in him, that anime doesn't need a comment to make it cursed.
Why is emkays clone impression so good
3:42 jack is going to get WWE slammed by his grandma
Why was this video in the robin narrated videos playlist 🗿
"I've never heard a story of a hamster dying peacefully"
Looks like someone never watched theodd1sout
Is that an only fans account?
@@anonimanonim2710 what the fucc
5:48
Are we just gonna ignore this almost perfect crosshair impression.
Jack talking like doge sounds a lot like the bear in pit people.
I appreciate he had a joke to pull his zipper down and one zipped back up.
over the garden wall is the best fu*king show ever
change my mind.
Over the garden wall adventure time and courage the cowardly dog are the holy trinity of cartoons
Is no one going to talk about how he said “ Go knock on that doorbell” 🤣
Actually in Europe the skin color depends from where you live, i’m Italian and i have a slightly darker skin color than German/British people, we are in very south Europe so we tend to have a different color from people who live in north Europe
Fun fact: to describe a person who has a bright white skin color we (in italy) tend to say “sei bianco come un foglio” as an idiom
The idiom translates to “you are as white as a piece of paper” incase anyone was wondering
Are Aye-talians really white? Lol. I mean, Spaniards sure aren't. The French are too bastardized to be Latin by now lol.
@@thomaslance5428 I don't think Spanish people count into what you think a latino/na is. Spanish people are historically white, though slightly darker than people from more Northern parts of Europe. Italian and French people are the same way. The people from Central to Southern America, on the other hand, are largely a mix of Spanish/Portuguese colonizers and the native peoples originally from those areas. But in general I find the way people from the US seem to often emphasize what color someone's skin is, weird and uncomfortable. Not to mention, the way people cling to the ethnicity of their ancestors, when they and their parents are born and raised in USA. In my eyes, the country and culture you were born and raised into, is yours, and that's that. You might have a granma who is from Korea, or Poland, or Ethiopia, but that doesn't make you any of those nationalities :'D
6:40
I hope that's an actual Snapple fact.
Because the thought of someone hacking Snapple's cap printers
is so much more entertaining than it being photoshopped is.
Cursed comments is my favourite series on the site!
Not even 30 secs in and the "Well, arigatou gozaimasu" killed me
2:30 that’s actually the reason they didn’t give him hair, they figured he looked too weird with hair and it was too much to edit and animate
Finally, the only funny rubric on this channel
Emkay crew! Just wanted to say your content makes me feel better knowing there are people who are more stupid than me on Reddit.
Everything in this video is so much funnier knowing that his grandma may be listening.
Nobody:
Literally nobody
Jack: Go knock on that doorbell
LMAOOOOO GEBHJWHWIAVSHS
OVER THE GARDEN WALL IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE
Day 70 of asking Jack to say: Hi I'm Jack the backpack that smiles back upon your broken back after you stepped on a crack and welcome BACK to Emkay
Done. Coming soon to Agedlikemilk 😘
@@JayMick who are you?
why is this in the robin narrated playlist
This guy can read three reddit posts and talk about it for at LEAST three hours.
Well… specifically cursed comments.
imagine you are about to win an overused joke competition but a reddit user shows up 😭
I googled it and still can't find 2 girls 1 cup. At this point I think it doesn't actually exist, and the internet decided to hallucinate collectively in 2005!
@UCjTJkiYt-oTlRQn2vtHmmJA dear lord....
It does exist i watched it in 2006
Best if you don't watch it
@@Jim9 right gross ass video
@@SaikentoMovieReviews Some would consider my animations gross. I might be able to handle the video. At least I hope I would be able to.
"And both equally salty... actually I eat pineapples so..."
Omg Jack that was a cursed comment in itself💀💀💀
last time i was this early, the queen was in her 30s
man the guy that taught the dog to throw cinderblocks made me crack up so much
3:28
WTF
What the actual fuck
No matter HOW cursed the comment is, jack manages to make it much MUCH worse and I love it.
if you had said "feast upon THEE" it would have made it so much better
my sister’s hamster died because while we were gone for a few days it got metal in its mouth, got stuck to the cage wall, and supposedly starved. To be fair, it lived a year longer than it was projected to, a total of like 4 years or so
Us europeans don' t have a skin color we are all transparents
Nah, we’re bright purple
No, you guys are pink, red when stung by mosquitoes
We're actually more green and grey due to us being lizard people but of course everyone wants to keep that a secret 🙄
that’s north korea
Ah, the subreddit I have been waiting for
Kanpai is the equivalent of 'cheers' (lit. Means 'empty the cup/glass') it's Oishii that means deliscious
I mean he tried to say that too. He just failed
Does that mean that Patrick is a child predetor?
Europeans are peoples native to Europe, that's it. They don't even need to be a part of the indo-european tree, as the Finnish aren't indo-europeans culturally.
at 1:59 he sounds so eerily like Hoxton from Payday, I had to listen to that section multiple times just to see if it was an audio clip spliced in.
"Congrats to everyone who found this comment here is your award: 🏆".
thankyou
thanks
Thanks rick
Thanks
:D
Jack's grandma must be questioning about Jack saying some weird shit
7:53 "What colour are European people exactly?" Bud, you do know that the non-native Americans were literally just European Migrants, if you want to know what colour we are you just gotta look in the mirror.
I’m pretty sure Jack is Australian - but same principle applies
Not only did they talk about bees, but now they talk about a faceless banshee on rails that wants to scream after boobytrapping his own shed in case ghosts come knocking on his doorstep...
*AND THE BEES ARE THE MAIN COURSE.*
Wait, I was wrong, it's not just that, it's this being one of the many things related to Wario's curse.
Can’t spell caiu but the reason he is bald is not bc he is medically impaired but because the writers artist original design using work with hair
this is the only thing i litterally watch as soon as my graduation starts.
I snapped my brothers neck and now he's not breathing, what do I do!?
Snap it back into place
@@dummy3467 hey chief it didn't work, I tried and now he's bleeding out if his eardrum what now!?
@@ghostface7669 Ummmm… use Heirophant Green and Silver Chariot to go inside his ear and defeat The Lovers
@@dummy3467 I checked his pulse and....he ded what do I do with his body?!
@@ghostface7669 have you tried removing his brain, blowing the dust off the stem, then putting it back in?
3:50 That is at a Texan chain of stores called Bucee's. Some places have the lights, others don't.
Fun fact: White chocolate is chocolate
What is it th-... Wait a minute.
4:47 it's okay Krillin, I'm sure your dad loved you at some point or another.
Every comment can be cursed if you think about it the right way.
Ah yes, are Europeans sparkly like a vampire off of a certain movie?
Me trying to find a video: Emkay: Hello there heheh. Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3:05 The night before, Jack shot passed. He didn't say anything, but all Robin and Lexi could hear was him.... *trying to scream*
Claim your here before one minute ticket here XD
ok
a bit late but i got a ticket claimed :trol:
Hi
Ah
Ok
“Go knock on that doorbell”
Halt
"I didn't find the article but I found something much better" PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T LOOK THAT UP!!!!
damn
"HALT"
"its dangerous to go alone, take halo 3 R A T"
omg hi :D
Caillou was originally going to be designed as a baby at around ~9 months old. The creators wanted to make him more relatable to toddlers so they made him older but kept the design of him being a bald baby. Why? Who knows XD
:)
:)
"Now go knock on that doorbell"
Jack
5:49 Lol he even did the Crosshair voice when saying that! :D
3:24
His gramma about to give him a cookie : :O