The most cursed thing in this video is jack calling himself “daddy Jacky” (edit) since a lot of ppl have seen this, its PSA time. do not click on random links that spammers post. telling them to stop will not change anything. they are bots (robots) and not really ppl. just report for spam and move on.
I would not be surprised if Patrick had killed fish before. Just makes you wonder if Patrick knew more than he let on in hooky and maybe the fisherman just betrayed him and turned him into tuna?
@@neongaming8818 The secret box hinted at this and I think this quote says it best "Maybe Patrick is a deranged maniac who keeps his victims severed heads in a box"
I mean many starfish are predators that eat animals, but most of the ones I know of eat things like clam/mussels or plankton… which could be an interesting direction for the show
@@alexreid1173 So that's even more proof. Maybe his parents eat clams and he eats other fish which wouldn't be cannibalism since he isn't the same species as fish. Just makes you wonder doesn't it?
there are like 3 different narraters, you can make like 7 reactions/episodes in one sitting if you feel inclined too, and you can schedule uploads... so yeah, you can upload a ton of videos
@@theonewingedangel8680 I feel like it’s like how a disabled person has a carer to push their wheel chair Pluto is like the down syndrome animal and Goofy is the carer who looks after him
Day 266 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
7:39 "Honey who's the stranger I the baby's room?" "Tim it's the father.... oh wait- TIM NO" "Angela you cheated on me..?" "I'M NOT ANGELA!" "What?... what do you mean..?" "Fine I'll tell you... I'm Jenny!" "Jenny..? But your Angela's sister... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!" "HAHAHAHAHHA I PRANKED YOU!" "Oh... wait if you are Angela then who's the guy with Parker (the baby)?" "Ummm... I really don't know Tim."
I told my bf about the one with the queen devouring the soul of that guard that smiled and he said it was actually virgin blood that makes her immortal, to which I replied "ah, so that's why she's legally allowed to kidnap babies."
1:51 *little did Little Timmy realize that if he killed his grandfather in the past, he would cause an infinite death loop, as without his grandfather, Little Timmy wouldn't be born and kill him, but if Little Timmy isn't born, he wouldn't be alive at the time he killed his grandfather in the past, but if he doesn't kill his grandfather in the past, he will live to produce offspring that would produce Little Timmy, and then Little Timmy is born, he will soon in the future kill his grandfather in the past, thus causing an infinite death loop that can only end by Little Timmy choosing to not kill his grandfather in the past.*
6:13 The girls bathroom on my school's science floor has a harry styles shrine, complete with printed out photos and Sharpie written messages different girls have wrote about how they want him to rail them :)
Objection! If the video said not to click it, then you’ll trust passing on another video! According to law that’s illegal! I’ll be expecting you in jail.
@Ian Patrick Mandap that’s milk chocolate, unless ur saying natural sugar, which I doubt, then I’m actually gonna say now that they meant pure dark chocolate made from cacao
I think you could've phrased this a bit better no offense lol. Actual cocoa beans/solid cocoa without anything else added are as healthy as fruit because, well, cocoa is a fruit, but add any sugar to it and it's diabetes time if you pretend it has the nutritious value of fruit.
when I was little, my grandads friend was an aithiest and grandad asked him to be the person to speak at his funeral. he then told everyone in the crowd “we are gathered here today, because your prayers didn’t work” then proceeded to follow it up with “you prayed for Johnny’s condition to get better, and it only made it worse, proving that god isn’t going to help any of us.”
To answer the mind reader question at the beginning of the vid: I tried once, but I couldn't find enough party hats, amd the stunt ferrets wouldn't cooperate.
"Cursty Commi" (I assumed its spelling) was not something I was expecting. Sounds like a 1950s American slang name for those they thought were communist.
There's legit homeless shelters that work with certain levels of government to do stuff like homing and drug programs, let the homeless to use their address for paperwork like getting jobs and ID cards, so instead of spending money on anti homeless stuff, they can be donating the money to those shelters so they have the money to take more in and get more out by getting them homes and jobs faster
Happy plot twist to the zootopia one: calf likes it's mother's milk, and since literally everything can talk including babies in that universe, tells everyone how good it is. Of course you can't milk the cow but I bet you the monkeys know that there is "milk" (more like milk flavored water) in coconuts, and everyone tries to find things that look like them that they can turn into milk. Then..... Almond milk ice cream.
The tile screen:does this mean Patrick us legally allowed to kill Me:No,he's allowed to kidnap fish aswell(fisherman can kill the fish at their home so he can kidnap them)
Imagine in a funeral home
"We are all here today because your prayers didn't work"
Little kid in the back "Mine did"
Everyone else dies. Lmao
OHHH
I prayed for everyone else to die happy it worked
Huh????
@@saturn6926 the kid wanted the family to die
Wth
The most cursed thing in this video is jack calling himself “daddy Jacky” (edit) since a lot of ppl have seen this, its PSA time. do not click on random links that spammers post. telling them to stop will not change anything. they are bots (robots) and not really ppl. just report for spam and move on.
Yes 😂
@ur awesome no
Ranboo pfp cult :o
@ur awesome shut up spammer
@ur awesome dude stop
Emkay: Avoid clicking on this video
Me: No I don’t think I will
@ur awesome what is that
This is absolute savagery! You must be stopped! XD
@@dozer5897 idk, just don’t click it. It’s probably a Rick roll or some weirdcore shit.
@@weirdst_ its religious tranquility shit
@Veer Khurana Oh ok
Emkay: avoid clicking on this video
me:
*How about no*
@ur awesome What
@ur awesome What
@ur awesome Stop spamming dude
@@RG-wn7dt what
@ur awesome WHY you type a link to a story?
"Reminds me of smurfette"
Me: *chokes on my own spit*
I didn't get that one-
@@mahismelodies3685 umm..... maybe stay that way
@@SpairM bruh why
@@itdobelikedattho8112 Explanation of things that didn't need to be explained and they wanted to do it anyway
@@BYODtotheDIDDYPARTY because I know the frustration of not getting the joke and no one wanting to explain it to me.
I don’t think that’s cursed I think that’s a valid question. Patric has to be able to legally kill.
Facts
hell yeah i do
He could be a bail bondsman
@@goatlord2983 bails bondsmen can take your shit and put you into the hospital but they can't kill ya
@@augustuslunasol10thapostle if it comes to self defend they can
Halo: builds massive suicide ring to contain dangerous parasite
IRL: A fridge and a sticker saying ‘please do not unplug’
I would not be surprised if Patrick had killed fish before. Just makes you wonder if Patrick knew more than he let on in hooky and maybe the fisherman just betrayed him and turned him into tuna?
Maybe Patrick is a deranged maniac
@@neongaming8818 The secret box hinted at this and I think this quote says it best "Maybe Patrick is a deranged maniac who keeps his victims severed heads in a box"
I mean many starfish are predators that eat animals, but most of the ones I know of eat things like clam/mussels or plankton… which could be an interesting direction for the show
@@alexreid1173 So that's even more proof. Maybe his parents eat clams and he eats other fish which wouldn't be cannibalism since he isn't the same species as fish. Just makes you wonder doesn't it?
@@user-kw1iv5rk7t I know I was eating at the time so it was hard to type
i have just realized how often emkay uploads its horrifyingly fast
@@Agvazela_Vega They still have to spend an large part of their time recording
I mean its not too hard to go on reddit and read posts so I assume they can crank them out pretty quickly
there are like 3 different narraters, you can make like 7 reactions/episodes in one sitting if you feel inclined too, and you can schedule uploads... so yeah, you can upload a ton of videos
Really good internet but idk how with that many people in one place.
Same
Emkay: Avoid clicking on this video
Me and the rest of the emkay fans: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.”
*laughs while crying in autoplay*
That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!
I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never learn how to f**king read
"does this mean he's legally allowed to kill?"
*I've never thought of it that way...*
The deeper you dig into kids shows/movies, the worse they get
Like Peppa Pig has Zoos
Oh no-
Peppa’s zoos are just Norwegian prisons, treating the prisoners better
@@georgy2596 lmao this is some creativity right here
Is Pluto ever gonna walk Goofy?
@@theonewingedangel8680 I feel like it’s like how a disabled person has a carer to push their wheel chair
Pluto is like the down syndrome animal and Goofy is the carer who looks after him
But if timmy would kill his grandpa he would cause a paradox.
Welcome to the tva
Timmy will not cause a paradox, he is simply built different
Timmy defected from the original timeline it was supposed to be the 16th birthday
The way he said The Lockpicking Lawyer's intro has unsettled me greatly.
Fun fact: Canada has a giant rubber duck
Amazing
Amazing
WoW
@Mathias Bos no u
Shut
“If a cowboy rides a horse, then would a horseboy ride a cow?”
“ *Sir, this is a McDonald’s.* “
or... *a cowhorse* 🤨
@@luvdazai what the fuck ( not a hate thing)
“Someone walking around with a entire belt of hands”
Ah yes is this man Kira yoshikage?
"Tantalizing testicles"
This needs to be a band name or something.
I kind of find it funny how Jack voices TheLockPickingLaywer and how far off he got it.
@Bruh ok
It’s confirmed guys, Patrick is an ICA sleeper agent. His activation word is probably Pink Eye.
No its ############
1:53
The way his 9 years old grandpa is drawn looks like he is wearing a literal face mask
drem referenc??!?1!1?
Emkay: Do not click on this video.
You, and me: *You hold no power over us.*
True
2:27 What's funny about this is the fact that LockPickingLawyer sounds nothing like that.
Since Patrick goes fishing, does that mean that he eats the fish he catches?
maybe he lives under a rock for a reason. he probably has some sort of collection.
Day 266 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Why do u have 1k comment on this channel
266? Why has no one paid attention to this??
@Immortals k
And you have only been on TH-cam for 10 months like how
Robin: all of them
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HE CALLED HIMSELF “DADDY JACKY”
AND THEN HE CALLED US “TANTALIZING TESTICLES”
Jack, I hope you know it's typically your voice acting and clever comments that make me laugh!
7:39
"Honey who's the stranger I the baby's room?"
"Tim it's the father.... oh wait- TIM NO"
"Angela you cheated on me..?"
"I'M NOT ANGELA!"
"What?... what do you mean..?"
"Fine I'll tell you... I'm Jenny!"
"Jenny..? But your Angela's sister... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!"
"HAHAHAHAHHA I PRANKED YOU!"
"Oh... wait if you are Angela then who's the guy with Parker (the baby)?"
"Ummm... I really don't know Tim."
I told my bf about the one with the queen devouring the soul of that guard that smiled and he said it was actually virgin blood that makes her immortal, to which I replied "ah, so that's why she's legally allowed to kidnap babies."
3:10 the ability to switch from ice powers to fire powers and back again when ever I want
what would happen if two mind readers read eachothers minds at the same time
One gets to diagnose the other with adhd
Have you ever heard a feedback loop between a speaker and microphone?
@@Meringuesnake tru it sounds a bit like this th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
They can talk to each other telepathically! At least, that's what happened in Wings of Fire.
@@HyacinthTheArtist YOOOOO, WOF FAN
Random question: what is the eziest way to get money in gta 5 story mode
@ur awesome i dontnunderstand but ok
Cheats, you never said it had to be normal
Drive into a police car. Oh, it's GTA, idk
Kill lots of people and rob a bank. This one works in real life too!
k i l l
7:17 county boy: i see this as an absolute win
2:58
Me when i realized i drank all the cups
1:51 *little did Little Timmy realize that if he killed his grandfather in the past, he would cause an infinite death loop, as without his grandfather, Little Timmy wouldn't be born and kill him, but if Little Timmy isn't born, he wouldn't be alive at the time he killed his grandfather in the past, but if he doesn't kill his grandfather in the past, he will live to produce offspring that would produce Little Timmy, and then Little Timmy is born, he will soon in the future kill his grandfather in the past, thus causing an infinite death loop that can only end by Little Timmy choosing to not kill his grandfather in the past.*
4:30 this can only mean one thing,
Waluigi is the Anti-Christ
3:20
no ones gonna question what that was posted with in the bottom right??🤣🤣
emkay: avoid clicking on this video
everyone: HoW bOuT I dO AnYwAy
No one:
Literally no one:
My mind: mama Mia where is Lexi🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
3:05 if anything they probably got ice,stirred it up until it was mushy and then added flavor
Sperm banks exist so it is possible that in the world of zootopia, people voluntarily get milked.
It’s cursed but makes sense.
Emkay: avoid clicking on this video
Me: *Proceeds to click anyway*
if you hold 7 on your keyboard it sounds like a minion having a siezure
emkay: "avoid clicking on this video"
me: "no"
@ur awesome plz stop forcing religion
title: *avoid clicking on this video*
me: *immediately clicks video*
5:20 I don't think emkay knows about military chaplins. Our battle cry here in germany is literaly "god is with us"
6:13
The girls bathroom on my school's science floor has a harry styles shrine, complete with printed out photos and Sharpie written messages different girls have wrote about how they want him to rail them :)
Emkay: Avoid clicking on this video
Me: Clicks the text of the video
The fruit of masculinaty: brown, hairy, filled with seeds that look like tadpoles and crunch when eaten
A delicacy to the Amazons
2:51 Wait a minute, that’s my fucking discord server
He was so far from getting the impression for LockPickingLawyer right
I clicked on the video
hello again
I guess your username checks out
Objection!
If the video said not to click it, then you’ll trust passing on another video!
According to law that’s illegal!
I’ll be expecting you in jail.
4:36 how the frick does this guy have 2 sets of signal bars
6:28 I literally recieved a knife defence ad
Fun fact:chocolate is actually as healthy as fruit
Cocoa or dark chocolate isnt bad but milk chocolate is.
@Ian Patrick Mandap that’s milk chocolate, unless ur saying natural sugar, which I doubt, then I’m actually gonna say now that they meant pure dark chocolate made from cacao
Huh, no wonder I'm so addicted to mini m&m's
But I'm not allergic to fruit.....
I think you could've phrased this a bit better no offense lol. Actual cocoa beans/solid cocoa without anything else added are as healthy as fruit because, well, cocoa is a fruit, but add any sugar to it and it's diabetes time if you pretend it has the nutritious value of fruit.
Never again do I want the words "Cursdy commy" to enter my ears
You: has a belt of hands
*Yoshikage Kira wants to know your location*
9:33
The
*WHAT*
when I was little, my grandads friend was an aithiest and grandad asked him to be the person to speak at his funeral.
he then told everyone in the crowd “we are gathered here today, because your prayers didn’t work”
then proceeded to follow it up with “you prayed for Johnny’s condition to get better, and it only made it worse, proving that god isn’t going to help any of us.”
3:38 depends if u have a bad day or not
Jack is 14 is now canon
Lmao.
1:21
When you're in America and the insurance card doesn't work:
"avoid clicking on this video"
818K people: no
To answer the mind reader question at the beginning of the vid:
I tried once, but I couldn't find enough party hats, amd the stunt ferrets wouldn't cooperate.
3:10 the ability to summon a train anywhere, anytime, it can also drive on anything.
The default is Thomas The Tank Engine
Emkay: Avoid clicking this video
Me: Ight, how bout no
OMG NO WAY I GOT FEATURED!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH EMKAY THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY HKJHNGMCNCBNC
4:13 cmon why hate on kiwis? I love the tingly numbness I get from eating them 🥰
2:05 make a restaurant with that design- 1 and hire someone to just sit all day
2:28 How could you do this to my boi LPL? Why would you make him sound like some kind of rad surfer dude?
6:49 I like my men like I like my grapes, skinned and cut in half
"Cursty Commi" (I assumed its spelling) was not something I was expecting. Sounds like a 1950s American slang name for those they thought were communist.
Avoid clicking this video.
Mobile users: **Hysterical laughter**
There's legit homeless shelters that work with certain levels of government to do stuff like homing and drug programs, let the homeless to use their address for paperwork like getting jobs and ID cards, so instead of spending money on anti homeless stuff, they can be donating the money to those shelters so they have the money to take more in and get more out by getting them homes and jobs faster
Title: *avoid clicking on this video*
Me: *I reject your reality and interject it with my own*
4:44 why use a stick when you can just grab the glock you keep in your right pocket
Happy plot twist to the zootopia one: calf likes it's mother's milk, and since literally everything can talk including babies in that universe, tells everyone how good it is. Of course you can't milk the cow but I bet you the monkeys know that there is "milk" (more like milk flavored water) in coconuts, and everyone tries to find things that look like them that they can turn into milk. Then..... Almond milk ice cream.
An amazing intro would be : Hey it's Jack, and I'm definitely not on crack.
5:22 about the part of military that prays in church to kill their enemies... that sounds like it could be canon in WH40K
9:19 this scared the hell out of me for some reason
soldier tf2
0:54
"My collection is vast."
-Yoshikage kira after literally taking the hands of dozens of women
The Italian hand gesture is an Omni hand gesture now bruh ☠️
3:44 The way he said "Kiwi"
The tile screen:does this mean Patrick us legally allowed to kill
Me:No,he's allowed to kidnap fish aswell(fisherman can kill the fish at their home so he can kidnap them)
Maybe he a bounty hunter
0:54
Yoshikage Kira “it’s showtime”
Jacks opening words were wierdly sexual
"circumsized fingers" is a combination of words i didnt expect to hear
4:01 kiwis are my favorite fruit ._.
I will not slightly smile and snicker I shall slithtly blow wind out my nose in approval
3:11 I wanted a pet dragon
My favorite one was the "We are gathered here today because your prayers didn't work"
we need an asmr done by this man 🤚
"avoid clicking on this video"
everyone: this sign won't stop me because I can't read!
3:31 well both, cuz some people hang from their neckties
Video: Avoid clicking on this video
Viewers: That warning can’t stop me, because I can’t read
Emkay: Avoid clicking the video
Me: weeeelllll, su- SIKE IM CLICKIN IT
*After 10 minutes and 44 seconds*
Me:....I--
His impression of the lockpicking lawyer physically hurt me.
Jack’s intros have to be some of the most uncomfortable
Im finding him to be too extra :(
EmKay: avoid clicking on this video
572k people: And I took that personally
2:20 is an impression by someone who has obviously never heard of the LockPickingLawyer.
"avoid clicking on this video"
me who got here via autoplay: