Dreadnought admiral: "We are heavely damaged! Use all we have to keep of their drop ships!" An officer on the dreadnought: "Ehhm, general, i think i left the bay door open." Human strike team: "Guys, you left the bay open"
@@ComradeCommissarYuri "If you plead insanity, our best medical care teams will see to your well being." "If you were foolish enough to act on this of your own volition, and aware of the depravity of your choices, please face the wall."
-So, general. Our new... neighbours claim that they had their planet conquered and sent here because we are so pathetic. Do you believe, even for a minute that they will not come too here? -No sir. -And our new neighbours seem to have some new toys that we can play with. The smart boys claim that though they are impressive they, and I quote here, "can be massively improved upon". Does that sound something that would excite the men under your orders? -Of course sir. They like toys that make their enemies go, as a certain private Jenkins once said, boom. -Excellent. Now, call me paranoid, but I believe that we will be soon under surveilance, if we are not already. You will work with Admiral Brusilov on ship to ship engagements in, let's say... Alpha Centauri. We will be sending you new recruits and new people that want to explore space with every ship we build for military service, bar the few system defence ones that we will keep. I want you to have them ready for combat as soon as possible and ready to defend the homeworld. Oh, and general? I want you to remember that we are going against powerful non terestrial enemies. They have NOT signed the Geneva convention. Don't let us catch you violating it, or we will have to demote you. Declassified documents of the United Terran Government concerning the First Contact War. (Edit: Orthographical correction)
@@CaptainAwsome Declassified implies these documents are at least 25 years old and aren't about the CIA doing things the CIA shouldn't be doing in the first place, therefore they lost their classified status and are (as all knowledge should be) available to the public.
"Hey! Thanks for the new friends! But also fuck you for what you tried to do to both them and us! You'll be receiving your deserved present in about thirty seconds, so you'd better be ready to catch it!" *A large light speed rock is then warped into system and slammed down into the planet, specifically aimed at the empire's palace throne room.*
Probably the family gets the pension of the dead officer based on their rank as listed. Or changing the rank listed could also change the social class their family would be in. Such as a Flag Rank (Admiral or General) could place the family as part of the Noble Class, but a demotion to a Non-Flag Rank (0-5 and below) would demote the whole family to Upper Class instead.
Imagine cqc in a dreadnought, even on earth, the claustrophobia and thalassophobia being basically a tiny ant in a gargantuan ant hill and being told to take it all. Now assuming there's no civilians on the ship this is easy. Find the local control node, void the section, and then pressure suit and take out the rest, even better if you get to the overall one but still.
I am reminded of the small angry birds in snakeskin leather after the snake in the grass trailer segment (they weren't wearing the leather before meeting the snake): Whelp, that got dark.
@fozzilla123 Nah, Inigo was the calm, cool, rational, and in control one. Vizzini was the one always freaking out over everything. That's why he died and the other two lived. What exactly makes this a woke trash story? Do you even know what woke means, because it has an actual definition based on how it was used and what it actually describes.
@@mycroft16 You are too stupid to engage with. Inigo is the one who says "I do not think it means what you think it means". Moron. You are communist slime tying to wriggle your little baby fingers into a debate. There is no debate. Its woke trash. Now. Go cope and cry your commie plans are failing in the West. Trump won and the shift to the hard right is coming. Then its open season on all of you woke filth.
“We won with the power of friendship and this Dreadnought we captured.”
Deadpool?
Borrowed
The Dreadnought we borrowed from our very nice neighbours, the Xanzi.
We had the power of anime, god and Dreadnoughts on our side
Friendship
Harmony
Incredible violence
And love
Nothing is strong than love, except an m32 rotary grenade launcher
Dreadnought admiral: "We are heavely damaged! Use all we have to keep of their drop ships!"
An officer on the dreadnought: "Ehhm, general, i think i left the bay door open."
Human strike team: "Guys, you left the bay open"
Human strike team: “hello this is a wellness check”
@@ComradeCommissarYuri "If you plead insanity, our best medical care teams will see to your well being."
"If you were foolish enough to act on this of your own volition, and aware of the depravity of your choices, please face the wall."
"We are contacting you on your dreadnought extended warranty..." xD
@@МстиславКоряков this checks out. Those people are beyond dedicated to their purpose.
-So, general. Our new... neighbours claim that they had their planet conquered and sent here because we are so pathetic. Do you believe, even for a minute that they will not come too here?
-No sir.
-And our new neighbours seem to have some new toys that we can play with. The smart boys claim that though they are impressive they, and I quote here, "can be massively improved upon". Does that sound something that would excite the men under your orders?
-Of course sir. They like toys that make their enemies go, as a certain private Jenkins once said, boom.
-Excellent. Now, call me paranoid, but I believe that we will be soon under surveilance, if we are not already. You will work with Admiral Brusilov on ship to ship engagements in, let's say... Alpha Centauri. We will be sending you new recruits and new people that want to explore space with every ship we build for military service, bar the few system defence ones that we will keep. I want you to have them ready for combat as soon as possible and ready to defend the homeworld. Oh, and general? I want you to remember that we are going against powerful non terestrial enemies. They have NOT signed the Geneva convention. Don't let us catch you violating it, or we will have to demote you.
Declassified documents of the United Terran Government concerning the First Contact War.
(Edit: Orthographical correction)
excellent writing
FYI its 'classified'
@@CaptainAwsome Declassified implies these documents are at least 25 years old and aren't about the CIA doing things the CIA shouldn't be doing in the first place, therefore they lost their classified status and are (as all knowledge should be) available to the public.
Geneva checklist at that point 😂
How to piss off humans in one easy move: enslave a population and send the off-casts to Earth as a "gotcha".
*Angry yet Happy War-Ape sounds start...*
"Hey! Thanks for the new friends! But also fuck you for what you tried to do to both them and us! You'll be receiving your deserved present in about thirty seconds, so you'd better be ready to catch it!"
*A large light speed rock is then warped into system and slammed down into the planet, specifically aimed at the empire's palace throne room.*
_Xanzi leaders:_ That's our stuff!
_Humans:_ Oh, really? Hold my beer....
"they are like roaches. Fast, hard to kill, and make me cry" -tankfish
real 💀
We should start broadcasting mongolian throat singing 24/7 unto them.
Get the guy that did the Sardukar chant 😂
An oldy, but a goody.
Every AI HFY bot has done this particular story to death
Exceptions that prove the rule.
10:41 Reprimanded, executed, and demoted in that order?
Probably the family gets the pension of the dead officer based on their rank as listed. Or changing the rank listed could also change the social class their family would be in. Such as a Flag Rank (Admiral or General) could place the family as part of the Noble Class, but a demotion to a Non-Flag Rank (0-5 and below) would demote the whole family to Upper Class instead.
@@davidtherwhanger6795notify the next of kin, they are next.
People get promoted posthumously, so why not demoted?
Yes in that order. The demotion as a final humiliation.
"Still orbiting space" Heh. An orbit around the edge of the universe I guess.
Imagine cqc in a dreadnought, even on earth, the claustrophobia and thalassophobia being basically a tiny ant in a gargantuan ant hill and being told to take it all. Now assuming there's no civilians on the ship this is easy. Find the local control node, void the section, and then pressure suit and take out the rest, even better if you get to the overall one but still.
One of my favourite stories. Thanks!
I am reminded of the small angry birds in snakeskin leather after the snake in the grass trailer segment (they weren't wearing the leather before meeting the snake): Whelp, that got dark.
“Executed and demoted”
Posthumously demoted for dishonour?
"Excuse me, Mr/Mrs/whatever alien invaders, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior John Browning and his disciple Eugine Stoner?"
Lord and Savior John Moses Browning
Time to glass some planets
Oh you think we are stupid. No no my friend thunk thunk you my friend thunk thunk thunk forgot one thing
We dont stand for slavers
When the Narrator keeps saying “dreadnought” it makes me think of the HMS Dreadnought.
Hippity hoppity that dreadnought is now my property.
Great story
👏👏👏👏👏
Great narration
👏👏👏👏👏
Thank you very much.
@@strategygalacticthank you for all your time and effort. Really enjoyed this one and look forward to seeing more of your work 💯
I remember listening to this on one of those AI read channels.
We don't like bullies. 😡
Thank you both. UKUK
Excuse me, Mr/Mrs/whatever alien invaders, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Leroy Jenkins?
wait a minute……. is this a repost?
Yes
No
I believe AggroSquirrel read it quite some time ago
@@StaintFail Yeah, AggroSquirrel read this one a while back. Heard it before on his channel.
Zack Club
3rd comment! ❤
We love testing limits.
Woohoo, first viewer, first comment!
No you weren't.
Here, have a cookie anyway.
Is there a reason why you reread stories you've previously covered?
probably audio quaility
I haven't. Every time people accuse me of doing so I always ask them to find the video they think I'm redoing, which is almost always another channel.
Woke trash story.
But you listened to it, bitch. Thanks for the view.
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
@mycroft16 calm down Inigo Montoya.
@fozzilla123 Nah, Inigo was the calm, cool, rational, and in control one. Vizzini was the one always freaking out over everything. That's why he died and the other two lived.
What exactly makes this a woke trash story? Do you even know what woke means, because it has an actual definition based on how it was used and what it actually describes.
@@mycroft16 You are too stupid to engage with. Inigo is the one who says "I do not think it means what you think it means". Moron.
You are communist slime tying to wriggle your little baby fingers into a debate. There is no debate. Its woke trash. Now. Go cope and cry your commie plans are failing in the West. Trump won and the shift to the hard right is coming. Then its open season on all of you woke filth.