Best HFY Stories: Humans Are A Myth

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  • @ender_slayer3
    @ender_slayer3 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    The eventual return of humanity will be nuts. A massive fleet with multiple system's worth of ships, drifting through the intergalactic void.

    • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
      @BrunoMaricFromZagreb หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Why is it always a history class?I want to see something different for once.The "Terran Zoology" fanfic with venlil and a scottish teacher was very unique.

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And we’d still be pissed, intending to find and obliterate the ones who betrayed us.
      Humans returning to the galaxy: ALRIGHT! WHO’S THE WISE GUY THAT GAVE UP ALL OF OUR PLANET LOCATIONS?! TELL US OR WE’LL OBLITERATE ALL OF YOU! Except for our friends. :)

  • @Ackalan
    @Ackalan หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    I mean, a million humans is definitely enough to repopulate eventually.

    • @BXBattleBoy
      @BXBattleBoy หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      we have come back from worse, I think the lowest it ever got ( I may be wrong) and came back was 5 to 10 thousand

    • @brianmeadows1137
      @brianmeadows1137 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      The black Plage reduced Humanity to under a million, we'll cope.

    • @medical-cyanide1526
      @medical-cyanide1526 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      If memory serves it is actually more then enough for the theoretical amount to avoid major genetic bottle necking

    • @diekuhimschuh9853
      @diekuhimschuh9853 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Minimum viable population (MVP) for humans was calculated by nasa to be 80 people but atleast 500 is best to protect against genetic desease

    • @illusiveelk2558
      @illusiveelk2558 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@diekuhimschuh9853 I think I remember reading somewhere that it was significantly reduced chance below 5,000

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    Pizza and Beer that's the tally - good one.
    Excellent oration.

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    I guess part 2 is that the humans return, with payback.

    • @RedtailFox1
      @RedtailFox1 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      i figure after kicking the enemy's asses and sifting through their data networks they would find out who sold them out........ how much would you not want to be those poor bastards when the humans returned?

  • @sadiq9669dddd
    @sadiq9669dddd หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I NEED MORE OF WHY HUMANS DON'T MAKE GOOD PETS

    • @alexfranz817
      @alexfranz817 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That story is done. There is a complete Playlist

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@alexfranz817spoilers
      After ''momma girrafe's'' death the story became quite depressing
      And what i remember as the last episode was the human protagonist finally killing the other human who went mad or something goofy like that and it felt like it was a little unfinished...

    • @alexfranz817
      @alexfranz817 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There are more stories in that universe. You are looking for the Jverse Playlist. But the story of the pet is complete and I would agree it does not have a particularly satisfying ending though it does kind of complete his growth as a character or he learns that his actions have actual meaningful consequences.
      The narrator is slow to update the jverse stories as every chapter is nearly an hour long.

  • @eleklovatka7666
    @eleklovatka7666 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    You'd think there are vids or something about the battle so that it can prove that humans are not a myth or pictures from the time they helped them move.

  • @flireferret
    @flireferret หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "exploding console" classic scifi

  • @anotherdadjoke
    @anotherdadjoke หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Please tell us there is a part two

    • @toraxmalu
      @toraxmalu หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      it's a multi-parter - placed a next link in the reddit-comments… don't get the locig to place back-links, but none forward…

    • @asureaskie
      @asureaskie หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know I've heard it all narrated before. They brand the enemy the Wraith after the villains in SG:A, and eventually come back to get some justice.

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a 5 parter

    • @toraxmalu
      @toraxmalu หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@denifnaf5874 if you find, I misse a forward-link, would you be so nice and place the link into the last chapter, I've found?

  • @CP-ev1on
    @CP-ev1on หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Noice can’t wait to listen.

  • @gordoncampbell3514
    @gordoncampbell3514 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    90 years and they think their sviours are a myth. Despite their tech, did they not have video recorders, cameras, historians, TV documentaries etc...

    • @MusingsAndIdeas
      @MusingsAndIdeas หลายเดือนก่อน

      Holocaust deniers

    • @firefighter_raven
      @firefighter_raven หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Some people think the Earth is flat...

    • @thenhentaiguy8353
      @thenhentaiguy8353 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well some of us think the moon landing is fake

    • @beingsneaky
      @beingsneaky 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ikr??

  • @TheHighborn
    @TheHighborn หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "its a human, on a dildo"
    ... Wait... What?.... Oh that wasnt what he said. Lol

  • @si_manp1619
    @si_manp1619 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In the history of humanity there once was a time were only 10000 humans alive

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ah how can they become a myth.. surley they have records.. and hell they should be plenty of human dna laying around all over the galaxy..

  • @jameslizotte5835
    @jameslizotte5835 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Florida

  • @anticarrrot
    @anticarrrot หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sounds like it would have been easier to drill down into the moon (possibly with nuclear weapons, because HFY) and safely relieve the pressure.

    • @tipeon
      @tipeon หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      But then, the moon would have gone prrrrrrrrflflflflflbl all around the solar system !

  • @KaiHenningsen
    @KaiHenningsen หลายเดือนก่อน

    What ... did he leave for the next lesson?

  • @mvpdjg4965
    @mvpdjg4965 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I swear you’ve already done this one I know for a fact I’ve already heard this

    • @nickkozak4763
      @nickkozak4763 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      probably some AI channel

    • @CitizenValve
      @CitizenValve หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There’s several stories similar to this one.

    • @MartyrPandaGaming
      @MartyrPandaGaming หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I can't "Do Not Recommend Channel" those enough. They keep showing up.

    • @nickkozak4763
      @nickkozak4763 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@MartyrPandaGaming it’s a blatant insult to the industry

    • @onisection-0270
      @onisection-0270 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think he did one like this, but from either the Human's perspective or another alien's perspective. I think I remember it ending with talking about lights blinking in another galaxy the Humans traveled to and that being them destroying the enemy.

  • @jasonwarren9279
    @jasonwarren9279 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The moral of these stories is always that we shouldn't be humanitarians, but isolationists. We never actually benefit from our naive ideals.

    •  17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Every story has something from the writer. If the writer leans towards isolationism...