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  • @janet6421
    @janet6421 หลายเดือนก่อน +447

    Baby Shark on loop for several days sounds like a war crime.

    • @maco8022
      @maco8022 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Becaose it is

    • @raeishimura
      @raeishimura หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@@maco8022 and if it wasn't, it sure would be after that

    • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
      @JFDSmit-rm6tw หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It could have been replaced with some hours of nyan cat every few days.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JFDSmit-rm6twor Rick roll

    • @GrumpyManatee
      @GrumpyManatee หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Ain't a war crime if it's the first time! Just ask the Canadians 🇨🇦

  • @TanyaSapienVintage
    @TanyaSapienVintage หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    "weapons grade levels of passive-aggressiveness" was my favorite line

    • @Wudelfin
      @Wudelfin หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm a veteran of 'the Barney song' phrase, 'Baby shark' is just background noise....

    • @BlackTemplarX
      @BlackTemplarX 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Wudelfin Madness cant claim a well build mind barrier but it fears the ones where it becomes only midly anoying backrground noise because some go.... Hello darkness my old friend i missed your hum!

  • @dominiking69
    @dominiking69 หลายเดือนก่อน +230

    "3 species simultaneously evolved the ability to faint just to get away" man that nearly made me fall off my chair

    • @oblivionhunter7854
      @oblivionhunter7854 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You and me both

    • @voiceofafreeamerica9854
      @voiceofafreeamerica9854 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      For me, it was the part about the now sentient paperwork forming a support group for bureaucratic entities, or the part where the Insect Ambassador accidentally sent a mating signal to the house plant who started planning marriage.

  • @Itssquirly
    @Itssquirly หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    "even the AI are depressed" best line

  • @AsobiMedio
    @AsobiMedio หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    "The paperwork has gained sentience and is attempting to unionize."
    By the gods...

  • @mahshic2660
    @mahshic2660 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    Why is it that “enough paperwork to wallpaper the entire universe “ is the one line that terrifies me the most?

    • @deathdooddieimmortalbastard
      @deathdooddieimmortalbastard หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup

    • @paigeonr6383
      @paigeonr6383 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Because, you know, humanity could do something like that, if we want. And we could do it now.

  • @ruthlesace
    @ruthlesace หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    Glitter, sentient house plants, baby shark do do do do do do, and the macarena sounds like a WONDERFUL malicious compliance strategy.

    • @danielmathias8254
      @danielmathias8254 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      You forgot the Girl From Ipanema theme too...

  •  หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Oh god the part where a sigh can mean we are ready to go to war or ask for a manager made me lose it.
    After that I knew this would be a good one. So many good moments.
    Oh dear me my sides hurt from laughing!

  • @honeybloopers2816
    @honeybloopers2816 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This is no man. He is a manifestation of all human malice across all of time. 😭

  • @PiKangNa
    @PiKangNa หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    He made the whole council wait on support call. 😂

  • @beccabbea2511
    @beccabbea2511 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    This is brilliant. Loving the humour. Malicious compliance at its ultimate level. 😂 Well done and thanks.

    • @WilliamMerculief-i4k
      @WilliamMerculief-i4k หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I love this author 😅

    • @miketaylor-g2e
      @miketaylor-g2e หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i couldn't stop chuckling XD

    • @shikitohno8446
      @shikitohno8446 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sputtert my Coffee all over my colleague while Hearing that Story 😆😆

  • @ferrelallan9575
    @ferrelallan9575 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    I had tears in my eyes at the end. Baby shark, been there. When I was in the military, we had that paper problem too! I loved walking by officers country, you walk hold your salute and they all must salute uou back! You can see their anger.

    • @cybercifrado
      @cybercifrado หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @ferrelallan9575 I remember seeing a story on reddit where there was an asinine officer that demanded all those of lesser-rank salute him. Squad got tired of it, and one day they had their chance. Whilst out doing laps, they saw the officer exiting his vehicle. So their group slowed down and spread out just in range of each other to draw out the salute as long as possible. Oh, and this was in over 100F weather with sweltering heat and sun. :D

  • @Hypercube2017
    @Hypercube2017 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    14:19 bro went for their *_lives_* with that one. Bureaucratic Warfare? More like a bureaucratic war _crime_ ! Props to his dedication to this legendary level of malicious compliance though.

    • @Hypercube2017
      @Hypercube2017 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      17:25 we’re only at the halfway mark and he’s introducing _cats_ ?! And… I’m on his side, but darn, dude’s bringing out the bureaucratic _nukes_ and there’s still a good way to go.

    • @Hypercube2017
      @Hypercube2017 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      29:21 that part had me literally screaming. XD

  • @josephmiller5402
    @josephmiller5402 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    ACTS OF EXTREME VIOLENCE SUCH AS DECLARATION OF WAR OR ASKING FOR THE MANAGER MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

    •  หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Karens, Karens never change.

    • @josephmiller5402
      @josephmiller5402 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Lmao I know I used to work at a gas station when I was younger and the Karen’s I dealt with on night shift were like cracked up super Karen’s

    • @sisov
      @sisov หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Asking for the manager extreme violence lol 😂

  • @justinheck4271
    @justinheck4271 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Before even reading the description this story felt like something out of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Seeing Douglas Adams name in the description tells me this story did in fact come from one cool frood.

  • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
    @JFDSmit-rm6tw หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Whoever writes these, has a wonderfully weirdly twisted sense of humour. I love it!

  • @nathankindle282
    @nathankindle282 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    This didnt make a lick of sense, but BY GOD, it was freaking HILARIOUS!

  • @JayOBrien86
    @JayOBrien86 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Even the sentient paperwork started reading its own autobiography 😂😂

  • @rosetheauracle
    @rosetheauracle หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Humans consume spices for pleasure. IDK if it's the statement or the reaction to the statement is funnier. 😂😂😂
    There is so much to reference here. I'm am cracking up laughing! I am truly entertained.

  • @whycantwealljustgetalong1050
    @whycantwealljustgetalong1050 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This was, and I cannot stress it enough. The first piece of media to make me laugh in at least a year. Probably the best space story comedy ever.Good job guys

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      watch the when humans say hold my beer video

    • @Z1pZ1p3r
      @Z1pZ1p3r 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@scottrackley4457 God damn it. 13 days to late.

  • @rosetheauracle
    @rosetheauracle หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    No species would be that petty....McGilykuddy, " Hey blip-blop I need to do some monumental petty s**t, what do you know about malicious compliance?"

  • @panchora99
    @panchora99 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    17:42 sweet lord almighty. How does one even begin to imagine that scenario and then put it into words?

  • @honeybloopers2816
    @honeybloopers2816 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    “In triplicate” is this man’s historic quote 💀

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    At some point, there’s going to be a severe resource crisis when the replicators used to produce all that paper run out of raw feedstock and entire stellar clusters are being disassembled down to their atoms to make more.
    Also, the Central Archives must already be at risk of collapsing into a black hole…

  • @ceasarspartacus
    @ceasarspartacus หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    After the day I've had, I would probably have declared war after the second interruption over hot sauce.

    • @ceasarspartacus
      @ceasarspartacus หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Probably why I'm not a galactic diplomat

    • @diarradunlap9337
      @diarradunlap9337 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      An interstellar war? Over hot sauce? YEP. Sounds legit, to me!
      *Note to non-Humans: Four rules to follow:
      1- Do *NOT* touch our boats/ships/spacecraft, or we WILL drop a LITERAL sun on your world. TWO suns, if your world is a dual-star system.
      2: Harm any human, and expect a brutal retribution. IF said human is a child, expect EXTINCTION.
      3: Never, EVER, get between humans and their sauces/spices/seasonings. IF that sauce is a hot sauce of ANY kind, then you'll have to contend with not just ordinary humans, but humans of the following varieties: Southeasters American rednecks, Americans of Sub-Saharan African descent, Mesoamericans, Mediterranean Europeans, South Asians and Southeast Asians. IF those groups of humans are arguing, you will INSTANTLY turn their ire from each other to YOU.
      4: NEVER interrupt or otherwise tamper with the Internet services. If you do, expect retaliation from human pre-teens, teens, and twenty-somethings.
      P.S.: We forgot Rule 5: If in doubt, refer to rules 1,2, 3, and 4.

  • @wurststar9023
    @wurststar9023 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    glitter achieving quantum tunneling? Yeah, they definitely do that already...

  • @jeffwobrak5205
    @jeffwobrak5205 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    I knew Kudzu had to be involved when" grew through 3 decks" was mentioned

  • @Kreatores
    @Kreatores หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Terry Pratchet would shed an enlightened tear after reading this

  • @jeffreysmall2397
    @jeffreysmall2397 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Never under estimate a species who runs off caffine and spite!

  • @hotwire23bwired59
    @hotwire23bwired59 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The safety meeting after this probably starts with "malicious compliance might not be a crime but come on guys this is a bit much"

  •  หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    It has a spark of Pratchet's work. Good story.

  • @Byvenic
    @Byvenic หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The paperwork gaining sentience and demanding better working conditions is hilarious.

  • @TheIrishWanderer2166
    @TheIrishWanderer2166 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    'The paperwork has gained sentience'
    Me: *sigh* I'll get the flamethrower.

  • @LizzieLeish
    @LizzieLeish หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I love the humour in your stories. They are bringing a smile and a proper laugh to my life, the hold my beer story had me in stiches. thank you

  • @paulpickett4522
    @paulpickett4522 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    xD "Panic puddle". ...Oh, that doesn't even do this work of art justice. I'm only 3:34 into it and I'm just loving it =)

    • @paulpickett4522
      @paulpickett4522 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      11:38 ...I had NO idea what was to come. ...I have lived 3 lifetimes of content since my last comment...

  • @wandapease-gi8yo
    @wandapease-gi8yo หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    The author of this and other related videos is, or possibly are incredibly warped and amusing!

  • @teamidris
    @teamidris หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    LOL, great story in an excellent genre. I enjoyed this as much as “whom the princesses would destroy” and it is indeed wonderfully Douglass Adam’s :D

  • @valzaoriyis1311
    @valzaoriyis1311 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    29:05 "The Geneva Convention Two, Electric Boogaloo." I wasn't expecting a Grian reference in here.

  • @narrowmarinenocommentary6633
    @narrowmarinenocommentary6633 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Requesting to see the manager” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ryansheffield5930
    @ryansheffield5930 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Honestly this entire thing sounded almost like it came out of the same universe as hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and I love it😂.

    • @baraktownsley2569
      @baraktownsley2569 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was my first thought. It’s very Douglas Adams. The only thing that would make this better is to have Stephen Fry narrate it.

  • @stephan-tm7mb
    @stephan-tm7mb หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Humans were technically correct. The best kind of correct.

    • @4n3c
      @4n3c หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I hereby promote you to grade 37

    • @stephan-tm7mb
      @stephan-tm7mb หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@4n3c I see this promotion has the correct paperwork in trifold, however you are missing two stamps on section twelve subsection C.

  • @Numbah12AD
    @Numbah12AD หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    pfft, I wish they would use this on earth for against ourselves... love the houseplants part...

  • @raenin4972
    @raenin4972 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is the most Terry Pratchett Sci Fi story I've seen.

  • @tomshepard5308
    @tomshepard5308 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Fabulous. Totally channeling Douglas Adams.

    • @bradhoward9701
      @bradhoward9701 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      something somewhere between adams and pratchett for sure!

    •  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bradhoward9701 You nailed it, it is a perfect blend of the two.

  • @ghostofwolfmoonmani3877
    @ghostofwolfmoonmani3877 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Sitting on a bag of angry squirrels? I'm taking this.

  • @dougtriplett
    @dougtriplett หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is the funniezt of these Ive listened to. great writing and jokws.

  • @roughneckmp
    @roughneckmp หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Hey, let’s give a quick shoutout to Blip Bloop!!!!! I make a motion to make Blip Bloop an honorary human, may I get a second?

    • @jja-yb2bm
      @jja-yb2bm หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I second

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I Third… Blip Bloop was doing his best to make sure that the human was kept on a leash

  • @MatrixDownload5150
    @MatrixDownload5150 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Glitter is more persistent than anything ever created. I found some cleaning that’s been there for almost nine years! It’s green and was from an art project! It has been considered traumatic every time I clean for this reason! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sonnabend00
      @Sonnabend00 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I disagree, sir. My recommendation is a tactical deployment of glitter imbued confetti.

    •  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Sonnabend00 YOU MONSTER! lol

    •  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh my daughter got some glitter like stuff in a onesie she got 3 years ago, I still find it in the washing machine and on the onesie every time I wash it. HOW!?

  • @col.mustard1233
    @col.mustard1233 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I haven't laughed like this since Robbin Williams!

  • @cybercifrado
    @cybercifrado หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think we need a new category of literature: "Weaponized Creative Writing".

  • @korpellious7622
    @korpellious7622 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Of all these types of stories I've listened to. This is absolutely the best. Every new ridiculous situation made me smile or laugh out loud.

  • @Lippdinos
    @Lippdinos หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I loved that story!! it was HILLARIOUS! Who wrote this? please tell me it's not an AI corruption of literature or I will be the one filing for malicious compliance! somehow, having lived in Brazil and having survived the cold War, studying Stasi bureaucratic techniques, makes this just that much more funny!

  • @stevemiller8032
    @stevemiller8032 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The glitter achieved sentience. I rolled out of my chair.

  • @stevenbowman8999
    @stevenbowman8999 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Awesome! I loved the humor and uniqueness of this story!

  • @BastetMusic
    @BastetMusic หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is a whole new realm of human pettiness

  • @paulstevens7311
    @paulstevens7311 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is sooo good someone should turn this into a tv series

  • @SmokePoppa
    @SmokePoppa หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I wasn't amused at first, but by the time this story was up... I was laughing that jolly old fat man laugh.

  • @1990loulou
    @1990loulou หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is the pinnacle of petty and I am so damn proud to be of the same specie 😢😂😂😂

  • @mypizza4715
    @mypizza4715 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These theme of videos are way more enjoyable to listen to the over saturated earth underdog war stories. This was comedic brilliance

  • @alexfrankenfield1529
    @alexfrankenfield1529 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Malicious compliance in Spaaaace

  • @BoredTruckn
    @BoredTruckn 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This short story gave me a vastly heightened respect for the term, the pen is mightier than the sword.
    When I would rather pick up a gun and run into the battlefield and deal with the paperwork I think you won.

  • @plexisgaming
    @plexisgaming หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work.

  • @dnitchke
    @dnitchke หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love malicious compliance stories!!!1

  • @ebisuezo
    @ebisuezo หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Militant Politeness.

    • @HO-os8ry
      @HO-os8ry หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Break out the 24/7 cats doing funny stuff vids

  • @GentlemanKane
    @GentlemanKane หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imma get started on the paperwork for this brilliant halarious video, all 47.8 quintillion forms..... in triplicate ofcourse, just to be safe

  • @roberthuron9160
    @roberthuron9160 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Keith Laumer had his hero,Retif,of the CDT,do what could pass,as your writer's predessor! He would stop a war,or invasion,by using MEDDLE,or MUDDLE,to mix up destinations,and the troops,would go in a different location! Anyway,another example of Malicious Compliance! If you come across Mr. Laumer's novels,they are well worth reading,and good for inspiration! Thank you 😇 😊!

  • @ewokFTW
    @ewokFTW 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    We seem to have a Terry Pratchett fan writing for us.

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What an evilly gleefully masterstroke!❤

  • @andonbailey9656
    @andonbailey9656 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I don't know what a caffeine based economy looks like, but I kinda want to see it.

  • @chrisb9279
    @chrisb9279 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    so feels like Douglas Adams in a bath.

  • @BritishJax
    @BritishJax 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    yano what, as silly as this one is i absolutely loved it and got a chuckle from it

  • @drachonisarchen3118
    @drachonisarchen3118 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    17:41
    Bro gave a space mantis TOURETTE'S😂😂

  • @601salsa
    @601salsa หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love this channel, the stories are hilarious, the voice used is perfect.

  • @Xingmey
    @Xingmey หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the baby shark incident
    lol

  • @C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps
    @C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Man using their own rules against them

  • @nairbvel
    @nairbvel หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This was a fun story -- it would have been a whole lot nicer without the totally screwed-up captions...

  • @philos34002
    @philos34002 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Congratulations on reaching Douglas Adams levels of hilarity. I pray for one small gleam of intelligence in the film production realms that will get this made as a series

  • @eleklovatka7666
    @eleklovatka7666 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Okay, this one was actually pretty good. Made me chuckle. 👍

  • @alexanderlucard4810
    @alexanderlucard4810 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This feels like a short story from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy setting.

  • @risingwind8943
    @risingwind8943 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "The gentle sonic torture of smooth jazz played through a kazoo."
    What a line.

  • @Azraekan
    @Azraekan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Chaos... wonderful brilliant chaos...

  • @abyssalreclass
    @abyssalreclass หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The power of paperwork compels you!

  • @headshot_hermionegranger7401
    @headshot_hermionegranger7401 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "The plant, being one of McGillicuddy's gifts, had started planning the wedding..." These videos need to be used in bearing tests for military and first responders everywhere.

  • @silverdragon1460
    @silverdragon1460 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    KUDZU??? The mad lad!!

  • @WandaHadley
    @WandaHadley หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What happened to Mr Whiskers?

  • @Wahots79
    @Wahots79 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That had to have been the funniest thing I've listened to in a VERY long time. Sadly, I ended up with carpal tunnel syndrome as I had to right reports (in triplicate of course) to describe what made me laugh...each time I laughed.

  • @AfterTheFlashGamer
    @AfterTheFlashGamer หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    CANT Stop fucking laughing 💀☠️

  • @Elizabeth-pi6ty
    @Elizabeth-pi6ty 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love this! Absolutely hysterically funny!

  • @deborahkindler4452
    @deborahkindler4452 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
    As always, excellent. Now i have to watch all of these. 😊❤😂😢

  • @katiebird53
    @katiebird53 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    OMG waiting on hold I can't stop laughing this is so great

  • @josephmiller5402
    @josephmiller5402 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Idk if anyone else noticed this but BABY SHARK LOL aside from already loving the videos this channel makes because let’s be honest who doesn’t like hearing a super fascinating story about tales of things we wish we could do

    • @josephmiller5402
      @josephmiller5402 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me especially being disabled know I’m damaged and can’t do stuff most people my age still can these stories help me forget about that even if it’s just for a little bit and that is something no treatment or medication has ever been able to do

  • @4n3c
    @4n3c หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't remember the last time I laughed this much...

  • @TheJohnny50000
    @TheJohnny50000 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is how we should deal with hostile policies and politicians on earth. This video had me laughing so hard. May God bless all of you at Sci Realms. ( watch the aliens freak out about that as well. )

  • @RickH-v2g
    @RickH-v2g หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Now this is truly hilarious! ❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arc-Droper
    @arc-Droper หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is absolutely beautiful

  • @toxxaniusornica824
    @toxxaniusornica824 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Added this to the favorite list

  • @NorbertPueschel
    @NorbertPueschel หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Pure genius! 😂

  • @Royman87
    @Royman87 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I like how humanity is always chill as heck in these stories... until someone wants to play a game of f*** around and find out. Then we just become a menace and troll our enemies

  • @sentry105
    @sentry105 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    how to make the council loose there mind:

  • @MrAnonymoose01
    @MrAnonymoose01 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This sounds like something that would be from the hitchhikers guide universe