Ah no it's an even older tatic befriend them now techically you will have those planet destroying weapons protecting you even if you cannont to the same for them
Ok so since your here FarmWitch, and I am familiar with that name. Enjoy your storys, that said I am a bit confused by the ending. Was that race that Emperor a slaver??? Or where did I lose context lol. Looking forward to reply. Thanks for sharing your story[s] [§] Semper Prorsum /Always Forward
I've seen how impregnable your defences are. I've seen that your weapons can pierce through your defences. I'm not suicidal. Let see what we have in common. Great ! We both hate slavers and love good food. So, let's be friends. Deal ? That emperor is such a wise man.
Hee. This was a great story. "You all are ridiculously powerful and keep getting moreso because of each other. You like food like we do. You hate slavers like we do." A few moments later, the aliens think, "...Should we pity the slavers? I mean, they ARE slavers, but I feel like we should pity the slavers a teensy bit..."
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That emperor is one of, if not the single most intelligent alien I've ever heard about in any of these HFY stories. So many others have to learn the hard way . . . a few incredibly stupid ones have to learn the *very* hard way . . .
Even if humanity's weapons weren't so powerful, if they have impenetrable shields then they don't need to be. They can just waltz in wherever they want and shoot you with conventional underpowered weapons.
A smart emperor. Rather than try to destroy or conquer humanity immediately, he tries an old tactic... "Why don't we go talk to them?"
Since others already tried same approach and it didn't work, trying different approach seems obvious.
The best was to get there himself.
@@Commandelicious Can't be sure your subordinate won't screw things up.
Ah no it's an even older tatic befriend them now techically you will have those planet destroying weapons protecting you even if you cannont to the same for them
"Slavers, you say? What direction might we find them?" As the troops snap to attention, with feral grins....
Let the hunt begin.
well there goes that entire quadrant of the galaxy. lolz
Hope the British taxpayers don't end up paying the whole cost for the next two centuries.
@@windyfarmer.6095
And if they do for the love of god don’t let them be duped into feeling guilty for the sum of all human sins.
thank you for narrating one of my silliest ever scribblings. Was NOT prepared for how well this one did :)
Great narration aside, this was fine story.
Thanks for writing it.
❤
Thank you for creating said silliness, it was quite enjoyable
Ok so since your here FarmWitch, and I am familiar with that name. Enjoy your storys, that said I am a bit confused by the ending. Was that race that Emperor a slaver??? Or where did I lose context lol. Looking forward to reply.
Thanks for sharing your story[s]
[§]
Semper Prorsum /Always Forward
I've seen how impregnable your defences are. I've seen that your weapons can pierce through your defences. I'm not suicidal. Let see what we have in common. Great ! We both hate slavers and love good food. So, let's be friends. Deal ?
That emperor is such a wise man.
now we must only find out if they know of alcohol, if they can metabolize it and what kind of alcohol we can make with their fruit
@@halukan9728 And caffeine! Don't forget caffeine!
The emperor was definitely the smartest alien in the room and likely the galaxy. You could almost pity the slavers.
Naaah…US Navy hunts pirates and slavers for breakfast. (VERY fangy grin…)
@@thominaduncanson7596 I said almost.
Almost
Great story; Excellent narration! The Emperor said the "magic" word...slavers! LOL!!!
Then, another : Good food.
Hee. This was a great story. "You all are ridiculously powerful and keep getting moreso because of each other. You like food like we do. You hate slavers like we do." A few moments later, the aliens think, "...Should we pity the slavers? I mean, they ARE slavers, but I feel like we should pity the slavers a teensy bit..."
Some Human Marine Major: "Bah! Who gives a shit? They're slavers!"
As always, your narration enhances an already good story.
Humans will take care of that slaver problem for you.
Did someone call an exterminator?
Good start for friendship and trade.
The door is welded shut, LMAO
While domestic assault is going on😂😂😂
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sounds like a good start
thanks for the story and narration
Excellent story and narration.
Fun story. Thanks for the excellent narration. 👍
For the algorithm 👍
Thanks for the narration ❤
That emperor is one of, if not the single most intelligent alien I've ever heard about in any of these HFY stories. So many others have to learn the hard way . . . a few incredibly stupid ones have to learn the *very* hard way . . .
Not ignoring. Just not paying attention.
Terrific Tails and talented telling
Those are very human aliens.
"No way I can fight the elephant herd with just sticks. Let's befriend them."
Very noice. Not the usual space yarn.
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Humans have DEFENSE....so one alien finally decided to play nice.
Why do I get the feeling that the slaver population is going experience a sudden, and drastic, decline in the near future?
By drastic, do you mean something minus 90% per MONTH ? For the next 10 years...
Silly, but enjoyable. Thanks the for story. For the algorithm!
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
Thank you both. UKUK
Even if humanity's weapons weren't so powerful, if they have impenetrable shields then they don't need to be. They can just waltz in wherever they want and shoot you with conventional underpowered weapons.
Smartest alien possible
You had out curiosity at peace but our attention at slavers.
Story about humans hating slavery, me making a post in my phone made with slave labor. 😂
Slavers, you say? Interesting... say, on an unrelated note, would you like to see a weapons demonstration?
that line would so fit at the end so well. thanks for the laugh
So you're saying we'll stamp out slavery in human space? That would be a nice future
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Lol great story.
Oh those slavers gonna get a visit from the S.S F.A.F.O
They sure will find out. But, they never realized that they are fucking around.
"...And this is our flagship, the TSS FAFO."
"...Is that a human expression?"
"It means 'Fuck Around and Find Out'."
"...Oooooo-kaaaaaay..."
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