I never enjoy eulogizing celebrities on my silly parody videos. I won't pretend Matthew Perry had a profound impact on me personally or anything, but without the performances of folks like him I wouldn't have anything to work with. It sucks that he passed at a relatively young age and in such a tragic fashion, and as critical as I am of some of the projects he gave his skills to, I'm glad his screen presence brought joy and laughter to so many people, whether this silly thing I put together is included in that assessment or not. Rest well, Matthew 💜
When I heard the news this morning. I had to rewatch this video and smile again. This video definitely brought a lot of us a smile and laugh May he rest well
@@nthgth LMAO, I've heard stories about Windows 11 being really bad, (not only from Windows, but fellow Mac users too) I mean ads in the f**king Finder lmao
I told you not to reboot. Now I will only allow you to send faxes even if you try to print instead. You don't have a phone line plugged into the jack. That makes it funnier. If you call tech support you'll wait 53 minutes before getting randomly disconnected. Our support website will tell you to email an address that isn't configured.
The part where the guy is typing intensely and then it shows he’s just writing gibberish got me way more than it should have. (Also I really want that Joystick Joyce Stranger Things logo on a t-shirt)
At 5:14, my brain couldn't help itself from filling in the lyrics as "Cyberspace! Cyber-Sex!" due to CS188's legendary ytp. I was actually a little sad that it didn't say that in the original song. Great ytp by the way. "Define 'run'"
Whenever Talking Heads are mentioned, it's nice that 3 Daves rotate through the screen. They're always waiting just off screen, ready to rotate. I like the Daves' little visits.
The printer installation scene actually had me flashing back to how annoying it ws trying to install really anything back then (whether it was hardware or software). It was always a crapshoot whether it would work or not, and if it didn't work the troubleshooting wizard was always completely useless.
@@dashcamandy2242 Lol exactly. My mother had about as much patience with anything computer related back then, to someone dealing with a baby on an airplane
My mom recently gave me her printer so she could get a new one. I inherited a free printer (huzzah, no more trips to the library!) that takes an hour each time I use it to competently print what I need (the library is a ten minute drive from my house and that's including the one traffic light. If the light is green, I can be there in five). Good thing I only need to use the thing once every blue moon, lol.
This episode of Friemnds is Bill Gates' favorite episode. Unforunately, they had to cut out most of the gate building scene since it ran way over time.
DaThings It brings me great joy that you are still uploading after all this time! I remember you waaaay back with "Jaunt Ron". (Which I'm sure was many other's introduction to you). I've watched almost all of your content, from Wow! It's Made!, Price is rice, and so many others. You have got to be the best YTP creator on this platform, and I hope you never stop. Keep it up Ellie
As a Patron, going through the thought process on this and how the editing works was wild to see first hand. Great jokes and Sentence mixing here, big fan of the silly 2008 callback jokes like Mike Rosen Plums, Weegee and URMRGAY. Overall, nice joj!
"Stop monitoring my computer" "no" "How much will it cost?" "...yes" This is the best YTP I've seen in years lmao glad to know DaThings1 is still kickin
2:10 Come on Ellie, did you really think I would pause the video on my phone, open it up on my computer, use the comma and period keys to go frame by frame just to read what the password was? Because if you did think that you were right I did do that. Like exactly that DeuxDeuxPeuxPeux
Some of the best poops are from obscure sources. And you've done golden work digging up materiel to not only present new stuff, but keep alive the art of pooping. Every upload is a joy to witness.
I love that you made Chipster's password "DeuxDeuxPeuxPeux". In case you need something fancier than "Eau de Toilette." Edit: DaThings, you absolute madlass, I saw that GourdChat reference at 3:34. I know I say "It's the little d" a lot when it comes to your content, but just know that each time I really do mean it. It actually astonishes me how much effort you put into these videos, going to nearly every length to provide quality content down to making references in just a couple frames. It honestly goes to show just how much love and care you put into your work and I love it each and every single time. Never change, you beautiful bastard.
oh god, i didnt noticed the gourdchat window. thats really nice reference that i would never would expect to see anyway. oh and one more thing the boys are back in town-
@@JimWhitakerMusic I suppose that's fair, I was a bit under the impression it was a more gender neutral term when used as a compliment. Was kinda iffy on calling her "beautiful bitch" too.
“Let’s look at buttons.” *narrator impression* Yes, Stanley. All the buttons you’ll ever want right in front of you. This is heaven, Stanley! This is joy!
2:01 - "And this will bring up the boot, and this will boot you to a seat." Something about the very deliberately pronounced T sound on the end of the word "seat" here really tickles me.
@@SeppelSquirrel Are you sure? That theme was so iconic, I can't NOT Imagine seeing or hearing that song, that's part of Windows 95. But; since it's not, so, do we just Punch Bill Gates?
"Nobodys leaving until somebody's leaving" sent me into hysterics at 3am Its not even that funny on it's own it's just the way the kid is fucking spazzing out and waving his head around while saying it
That credits song fucked me up, how can something so beautiful be at the end of such a silly video Also I am actually mad that the Chekov's button plot got dropped, absolutely demolished my expectations. It was a great red herring to keep me off the real enemy: The narrator
I appreciate that you take the time to add captions. They're always funny and help me notice some of the more subtle sentence-mixing. Bless u, Ellie. ❤️
Here are some of the best things said in this masterpiece: “What’s Windows 95? Windows 95 is Windows 95.” “LET’S LOOK AT BUTTONS! OOOOOOH…” “How do I install MS-DOS for real? For real, you don’t need MS-DOS. It’s unnecessary. It’s a seedy, floppy mess. And this will bring up The Boot. And this will boot you to a seat” “The Stuff Manager feature allows you to manage stuff.” “Nobody’s leaving until somebody’s leaving.” “Mike has created a companion program to Windows 95 called ‘Mike’s Windows 95 Companion Program Plus.’ Just click on the urine. Cool, huh? No, this is normal.” “Stop monitoring my computer. NO. How much will it cost? YES.” “Information soup, ‘cause it’ll have SAUCE” “Windows 95 contains the ‘plums’ option in the Control Panel.” “So I guess we just, uh, punch Bill Gates? Yes.” “Can Windows 95 run Macintosh software? Define ‘run.’”
Dang hooking up a printer sure was confusing back in the day. First you have to shut down the computer like so. Then power on the printer like so. Then stick in the printer cable. Then power up the printer cable like so. Then shut down the computer cable. Then whoops it didn't work because you have to put the CD in your computer so you "have to do it all over again."
... Is the audio broken or is TH-cam just bugging out? Reloading doesn't seem to help :( Okay, it took (literally) a minute but it's working for me now!
I never enjoy eulogizing celebrities on my silly parody videos. I won't pretend Matthew Perry had a profound impact on me personally or anything, but without the performances of folks like him I wouldn't have anything to work with. It sucks that he passed at a relatively young age and in such a tragic fashion, and as critical as I am of some of the projects he gave his skills to, I'm glad his screen presence brought joy and laughter to so many people, whether this silly thing I put together is included in that assessment or not.
Rest well, Matthew 💜
2:21
When I heard the news this morning. I had to rewatch this video and smile again. This video definitely brought a lot of us a smile and laugh
May he rest well
dude i won that in the 14th century on my 14th century x box why the hell do i not see good dreams when i sleep that one is my computer!
I like to think he would appreciate what you have done
@@Demortixx what a load of heresy.
"Stop monitoring my computer"
No.
"How much will it cost?"
Yes.
*Windows 11 be like*
(not all cost is $$)
@@nthgth LMAO, I've heard stories about Windows 11 being really bad, (not only from Windows, but fellow Mac users too) I mean ads in the f**king Finder lmao
Can windows 95 run macintosh software?
Define "run"
literally windows 11
It just has this button on the site where you click on it and charges you x amount of dollars everytime you do it without ever doing anything with it
"I'm mr. bill gates and I'm here to build several hundred thousand gates"
that's so smooth, I love it
Shiiiet, Mr. billgates sounds like an Ark player lmao
He's not named Bill Gates for nothing
The One with Several Hundred Thousand Gates.
Mr. Build Gates
I mean, if you really think about it, it could be transistor gates. "Several hundred thousand" would be severely lowballing it, though.
'define "run"' is the one that killed me, holy shit
Same it really got me too
Had to stop the video at that point to wipe away the tears.
🎉Facts. 😂
that had me on the floor lmao.
@@ALWTunes compose new facts
"I NEVAR LEAVE HOME" just kills me lmao, like he's been holding in that pain for years and it finally broke through his cheery facade
I love you lazypurple keep being awesome
hi lazypurple
IT'S HIM! THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND
Oh, look, an Undertale fan.
Medic video when?? Lol jk, hopefully it will be worth the wait.
I think you perfectly captured the madness of setting up a printer on ANY Windows OS
Hold down the button until wifi is flashing, now download this random tool because you can't use the scanner
I told you not to reboot. Now I will only allow you to send faxes even if you try to print instead. You don't have a phone line plugged into the jack. That makes it funnier. If you call tech support you'll wait 53 minutes before getting randomly disconnected. Our support website will tell you to email an address that isn't configured.
LIKE SO
As an IT professional, I can say it's gotten *marginally* better, but it really was pretty much like this for Windows 95.
“Can modern hardware run cyberpunk 2077”
CD project red: Define “run”
How much will it cost?
Yes.
Still better than Joystick Pinball 3
XD
@@brian_ego with joystick joyce
The part where the guy is typing intensely and then it shows he’s just writing gibberish got me way more than it should have.
(Also I really want that Joystick Joyce Stranger Things logo on a t-shirt)
Im really flabbergasted by the Speed, Ease, Power, Speeeps and Compatibiliéé of Windows Ninetéé-five
French Windows, wow!
@@TheOnlyCaprisun Frendows, you might say?
I read this at the same time it played in the video and it just killed me, thanks
*Precisel-ee.*
@@AdamZugone oh most definitely, my mistake, i misplaced my funny and couldn’t find it. my bad haha
fuckin brilliant work taking "check off" and making it into "chekhov's button, that instantly kills anybody"
Nuclear wessels
@@orlandowordsmith6208 Nuclear wessels everybody!
NICE. Now we have DaThings' version of cs188's "IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE AT YOUR FINGERTITS". :P I dig it.
JOYSTICK JOYCE.
JOYSTICK JOYCE!?
*My god..*
Oh its Max! Max in da haus bois!
Wanna send an email to Hillary Clinton?
🎵🎶take a shit 🎵🎶
After this and "FINGERTITS", I'm convinced old 90's scripted tech videos like these are a YTP gold mine
Check out noisepuppet's Windows Three Point DOS
@@thecianinator gotta love those creative new coqmemes
such a niche concept but it gets me everytime
Also cs188’s fire safety
I remember fingertits. What was it from
“What is nougat? Does anybody know-gat?”
Sent my sides to Mars.
Couldn't help but snicker at your candy bar pun.
Great work!
@@valshaped You too!
@@Circuitssmith you both get a nice payday.
@@orlandowordsmith6208 Nice! How much is it? I hope it’s at least 100 Grand.
Damn, yall be the Twix towers of candy-bar based puns
And im the Milkyplane
I’m trying to take a nap, but “define ‘run’” has me cackling like a Prizard.
Me too lmao
At 5:14, my brain couldn't help itself from filling in the lyrics as "Cyberspace! Cyber-Sex!" due to CS188's legendary ytp. I was actually a little sad that it didn't say that in the original song.
Great ytp by the way. "Define 'run'"
Interact with ass site, window to an appetite
@@FooPanda Searching for reality.
Get online, get online! (gotye screams)
Take a spit on the internet.
Interactive ass site
I can't believe you could have more than one internet!
And for free!
Everybody has one
-Define "run"
-Define numberer1
no I dont I have the oldest internet known to man
"Can Windows 95 run Macintosh software?
Define 'Run'."
That one really got me.
Narratorotarran: "Windows 95 contains the plums option in the control panel".
Michael Rosen: _(The happiest he has ever been in his entire life)_
Can you blame him? He’s essentially king of the control panel now!
2:55 "Nobody's leaving until somebody's leaving." - Joystick Joyce
It’s true though
Whenever Talking Heads are mentioned, it's nice that 3 Daves rotate through the screen. They're always waiting just off screen, ready to rotate.
I like the Daves' little visits.
Too bad he only visits once in a lifetime.
@@throwawayaccount4008 twice in a pantime
he's a tumbler
It's nice to have some consistency in a world that's stopped making sense.
@@lescitrons He gets wild
I'm honestly shocked I recognized the Stanley Parable button ending, given how compressed it looks and how it actually really fits the source video
I just played through it for the first time on the console edition, i recognized it instantly XD
That's because The Stanley Parable is timeless both forwards and backwards.
I think I’d recognize that room anywhere
where is the reference? I cant find it at all in the video
@@galliman123 1:08
"How much will it cost?"
"Yes"
That part got me
Lol it will definitely cost
If that ain’t the truest thing
I love the slight delay before "...yes." That's what you call comedic timing
The printer installation scene actually had me flashing back to how annoying it ws trying to install really anything back then (whether it was hardware or software). It was always a crapshoot whether it would work or not, and if it didn't work the troubleshooting wizard was always completely useless.
I remember we used to call it "Plug and Pray," as in plug in and pray you have a driver disc.
@@dashcamandy2242 Lol exactly. My mother had about as much patience with anything computer related back then, to someone dealing with a baby on an airplane
It still is
My mom recently gave me her printer so she could get a new one. I inherited a free printer (huzzah, no more trips to the library!) that takes an hour each time I use it to competently print what I need (the library is a ten minute drive from my house and that's including the one traffic light. If the light is green, I can be there in five). Good thing I only need to use the thing once every blue moon, lol.
"I love it!"
"I don't~!"
"Yeah, me too."
Just how quickly he changed his mind, oh my god 😂😂😂. Sad part is, I can definitely relate.
The female voiceover saying "Shut up!" kills me every time
Actually it's not part of Windows 95.
How do I install MS-DOS?
■ Don't use MS-DOS.
How do I install MS-DOS, for real?
■ For real, you don't need MS-DOS.
This episode of Friemnds is Bill Gates' favorite episode. Unforunately, they had to cut out most of the gate building scene since it ran way over time.
I remember reading somewhere that they only used about 5% of the printer footage they captured
as someone that loves to mess around with ancient version of windows
finally a ytp for me!
Now you know how to use it properly!
That old OS is great for speeeeps
@@noisepuppet I think Windows 95 could still run in TooT mode, like 3.1 could!
@@JimWhitakerMusic but only on computers with chips
DaThings It brings me great joy that you are still uploading after all this time!
I remember you waaaay back with "Jaunt Ron". (Which I'm sure was many other's introduction to you).
I've watched almost all of your content, from Wow! It's Made!, Price is rice, and so many others.
You have got to be the best YTP creator on this platform, and I hope you never stop.
Keep it up Ellie
You had me at "We're here to Bill several thousand Gates". Best Windows 95 information video ever
Stop monitoring my computer!
"No"
How much will it cost
"Yes"
They foreshadowed Windows 10. Must be written by Vince Gilligan
@@DouglasQuaid999 Gravo Villigan!
As a Patron, going through the thought process on this and how the editing works was wild to see first hand. Great jokes and Sentence mixing here, big fan of the silly 2008 callback jokes like Mike Rosen Plums, Weegee and URMRGAY. Overall, nice joj!
Rest in peace, Mr. Perry.
o7
I'm so glad that Matthew Gates, Bill Anderson and our guy Mike Perry taught us about the world's first sitcom!
I never knew a Windows 95 tutorial with Friends cast members existed......So obscure. 🤣
Perhaps the real Windows 95 Tutorials... are the Friends Cast Members we Obscured along the way.
@@bentonrp Joey would've crashed the PC with too much porn...
@@darylcarr8283 I... agree! 👍
"Stop monitoring my computer"
"no"
"How much will it cost?"
"...yes"
This is the best YTP I've seen in years lmao glad to know DaThings1 is still kickin
2:10 Come on Ellie, did you really think I would pause the video on my phone, open it up on my computer, use the comma and period keys to go frame by frame just to read what the password was?
Because if you did think that you were right I did do that. Like exactly that
DeuxDeuxPeuxPeux
Her data:
Username:xX_Chipster69_Xx
Password:DeuxDeuxPeuxPeux
I did it by watching at 0.25x speed
I can really tell the dedication you put into making sure everything fit with the old aesthetic.
"let's change screen resolution on the fly"
**The clipart of the fly gets bigger**
I'm dying lmao
actually, that's not part of windows 95
Some of the best poops are from obscure sources. And you've done golden work digging up materiel to not only present new stuff, but keep alive the art of pooping. Every upload is a joy to witness.
"Shut up, you can't do this"
Is my favorite part, the desperation on her face
The very subtle YOU HAVE UNO!!!! reference got me at 1:32... Holy shiiiiiit that's amazing
2:11
The password reads DeuxDeuxPeuxPeux
We now have ‘Prizard’ to add to the portmanteau collection
Why do they call it an ov-in when you ov-in the bread cold and ov-out the toast hot?
I love that you made Chipster's password "DeuxDeuxPeuxPeux". In case you need something fancier than "Eau de Toilette."
Edit: DaThings, you absolute madlass, I saw that GourdChat reference at 3:34.
I know I say "It's the little d" a lot when it comes to your content, but just know that each time I really do mean it.
It actually astonishes me how much effort you put into these videos, going to nearly every length to provide quality content down to making references in just a couple frames. It honestly goes to show just how much love and care you put into your work and I love it each and every single time.
Never change, you beautiful bastard.
The little d ==> d
oh god, i didnt noticed the gourdchat window. thats really nice reference that i would never would expect to see anyway. oh and one more thing
the boys are back in town-
@@vendybirdsvadl7472 TO [HELP] YOU
@@djk1288 DaThings is a woman by the way, just so you know in the future.
She might not enjoy being called a bastard LOL
@@JimWhitakerMusic I suppose that's fair, I was a bit under the impression it was a more gender neutral term when used as a compliment.
Was kinda iffy on calling her "beautiful bitch" too.
Ellie once again proving that she is spectacular.
Yes, I think this girl might have to see about a possible starring role in Stranger Things.
@@BinglesP Bob-nin-bob-nin-bob
“Let’s look at buttons.”
*narrator impression*
Yes, Stanley. All the buttons you’ll ever want right in front of you. This is heaven, Stanley! This is joy!
Oh my God...that Stranger Things cut away kills me every time 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“Nobody’s leaving until somebody’s leaving.” -Joystick Joyce, 1995
2:01 - "And this will bring up the boot, and this will boot you to a seat." Something about the very deliberately pronounced T sound on the end of the word "seat" here really tickles me.
"stop monitoring my computer"
"no"
"how much will it cost?"
"Yes"
God that part destroyed me
3:37 : "All you had to do was follow the damn wizard, Mathew!"
This episode of Friemnds feels really empty without the "I'll Be There For You" opening.
Actually that's not part of Windows 95.
@@SeppelSquirrel Are you sure? That theme was so iconic, I can't NOT Imagine seeing or hearing that song, that's part of Windows 95. But; since it's not, so, do we just Punch Bill Gates?
@@shawnfields2369 Yes. We don't need Bill Gates. He's a seedy, floppy mess.
@@shawnfields2369 The best I can do is Weezer "Buddy Holly" actually is part of Windows 95.
@@SeppelSquirrel Alright then. I'll take you for a ride on the information Soup, because it has Sauce!
What it’s like to set up a printer on windows: 3:45
How does it feel being one of the best poopers out there right now? 👑
''email my MUUUUM. EMAIL MY MUUUM? EMAIL MY MUUUMMM!'' I can't stop laughing at that.
Joystick Joyce is my favourite folklore character.
It was really awesome watching you work on these and develop Jokes™ live on twitch, it's insane how fast you make these doodoo poopoo masterpieces
Note to self :
STOP drinking water while watching a DaThings YTP. Especially at 0:52
Rest in peace Matthew Perry. 🙏🏻
3:29 Cut a duck, cut a duck, cut a duck. Paste a duck, paste a duck, paste a duck.
PRECISELY
- Marcell Toing from Ratatoing
1:41 absolutely real conversation from my college library
"Nobodys leaving until somebody's leaving" sent me into hysterics at 3am
Its not even that funny on it's own it's just the way the kid is fucking spazzing out and waving his head around while saying it
One of your best ever, the sentence mixing works really well and gives us amazing things like "Chekhov's Button That Instantly Kills Anybody"
2:30 was by far the funniest part and it’s not even subjective.
I am seriously losing it at the part where they say "e-mail my mom" three times 2:36
I can't believe you introduced checkov's button in act one and didn't press it by act 2
5:03 Was that a minor musical cord of a-a-A-a-a???
2:45 It’s Joystick Joyce!
Joystick Joyce!
2:49 Paul Dano. From obscure Windows 95 video to the Riddler. What a career.
That credits song fucked me up, how can something so beautiful be at the end of such a silly video
Also I am actually mad that the Chekov's button plot got dropped, absolutely demolished my expectations. It was a great red herring to keep me off the real enemy: The narrator
“So I guess we just uh, punch Bill Gates?”
“Yes.”
The setup for the Ratatoing joke was perfect.
2:25 Matthew Perry writing gibberish on the computer screen had me laughing so hard lmao
I love how professional the dude sounded when he talked about getting Joystick Joyce a starring role on Stranger Things
"Stop monitoring my computer"
No
"How much does it cost?"
Yes
Gah, this just made me die inside from all that laughing, especially at the MS-DOS and the “define run” parts, lol
I appreciate that you take the time to add captions. They're always funny and help me notice some of the more subtle sentence-mixing. Bless u, Ellie. ❤️
Here are some of the best things said in this masterpiece:
“What’s Windows 95? Windows 95 is Windows 95.”
“LET’S LOOK AT BUTTONS! OOOOOOH…”
“How do I install MS-DOS for real? For real, you don’t need MS-DOS. It’s unnecessary. It’s a seedy, floppy mess. And this will bring up The Boot. And this will boot you to a seat”
“The Stuff Manager feature allows you to manage stuff.”
“Nobody’s leaving until somebody’s leaving.”
“Mike has created a companion program to Windows 95 called ‘Mike’s Windows 95 Companion Program Plus.’ Just click on the urine. Cool, huh? No, this is normal.”
“Stop monitoring my computer. NO.
How much will it cost? YES.”
“Information soup, ‘cause it’ll have SAUCE”
“Windows 95 contains the ‘plums’ option in the Control Panel.”
“So I guess we just, uh, punch Bill Gates? Yes.”
“Can Windows 95 run Macintosh software? Define ‘run.’”
Extended version of the credits mashup:
th-cam.com/video/KFkjel6hF3Y/w-d-xo.html
1:24 I liked the Uno reference :)
0:12 But that's wrong! That's not a propeller, that's a buzzer! If you spin it it plays the theme from Night Court!
Aka friends deleted scene
"No one told you that Windows would be the same" *clapclapclapclap*
"Can Windows 95 run Macintosh software?"
"Define run."
OMG! That killed me!
Dang hooking up a printer sure was confusing back in the day.
First you have to shut down the computer like so.
Then power on the printer like so.
Then stick in the printer cable.
Then power up the printer cable like so.
Then shut down the computer cable.
Then whoops it didn't work because you have to put the CD in your computer so you "have to do it all over again."
“Facts… Compose new facts”
Ah, so the White House does still run on Windows 95.
4:09 You absolute mad lad, I love this part
Not enough people talking about emailing my mom
The fucking intense typing montage then the cut to the screen just being random letters fucking kills me every time
2:30 what I imagine people typing while making typing noises loool
I haven’t audibly laughed at a YTP in a long time. You have brought new life to the YTP genre... thank you.
Joystick Joyce needs their own YTP spinoff
High art, this is. Show in cinemas, it must.
"chipster, here's a little tipster" really caught me off guard
1:07 Wouldn't fly in today's work environment
Lmaooo you're always too good at these!
"DeuxDeuxPeuxPeux" is the strongest password.
Oh my god your title game has been A+ lately
... Is the audio broken or is TH-cam just bugging out? Reloading doesn't seem to help :(
Okay, it took (literally) a minute but it's working for me now!
No audio for me neither
Same
No audio for me
No stream for me
Sir this is a YTP. The audio is supposed to be messed up.