@@alexrekzu4079 Well, he could always use a fake ID--with a thousand lies and a good disguise, I think he has potential to hit 'em right between the eyes.
1:10 This entire intro bit is so good. "Kevin O'Leary is a cute fuzzy cat who turned a ten dollar loan into a salsa business worth 4.2 dollars." "Lori Greiner, the queen of gross products, holds over half a dollar." "Daymond John is Mowgli." "Robert Herjajerk, the son of an immigrant factory worker." "And Mark Cuboo, Notorious Cuban and the outspoke owner of Kevin O'Leary."
The end of it tied the whole thing up excellently, because you first discover that Kevin O'Leary is a fuzzy cat, only for the plot twist that he's owned by Mark Cuboo
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The reference was wrong, youtube poops are wrong, people who make youtube poops are wrong, people who watch youtube poops are wrong, people completely uninvolved in youtube poops are wrong and this whole paragraph I'm writing is *WRONG.* sOS.
“Who turned a 10 dollar loan into a salsa business worth four point two dollars!” Looks out in contemplation of how he lost over half the value of his loan on his poor failed salsa business.
Kinda refreshing honestly to see a remastered YTP from an era where sauce jokes were just funny with no subversion required. Feels towards the late 2010s we all collectively decided sauce wasn’t funny anymore and tried to be all high and mighty about having higher standards of comedy. Turns out sauce jokes are funny and always have been.
The reason we decided saas wasn't funny anymore is because too many were using it as a crutch, often to the point where the entire video was nothing but it. The sting has worn off a bit since then; as it fell out of favor, it started being not-overused anymore.
I don’t think anyone else on this site does YTP callbacks to the degree and quality that you do. That’s one of the reasons why your videos are such a treat, it’s almost Beatles-like.
"So what kind of allergy testing have you done?" "Hey, that's a good idea, why didn't I think of that?" Maybe because you entered into an industry where you knew nothing 🤔
@@CoolcattisePiK ......................and he's very ambitious....................who else out there has turned a $10.00 loan into a salsa business worth $4.2?
This video has some of my favorite sentence mixing lines out of all of YTP. "And my wife is dressed up as butter, because each of you can stick it!" "His name is Little Guy. He's a boy, he's a minor, and he's a tool." "I'm a llama... I'm a mouse." "Boy oh boy, he likes dirt." Just the way they're mixed together is hilarious. Not to mention, pretty quotable.
“Millionaire, Billionaire, Trillionaire, Villionaire, and Zillionaire investors.” Why do I get the feeling that most of these could qualify as a “Villionaire”?
Hey there! DJK back again to talk about DaThings' "Little d", the finer details of YTP that you might have missed. Don't forget to watch the video first to catch 'em yourselves! 1:47 Can't believe I missed this one, but when Doug Sharshall says "Hello, Marks", every shark has Mark Cuban's head. 2:58 The Tiger Poster is a recurring DaThings joke which first appeared in the YTP - "Zooks". (Also I would really love to see a high quality version of this art asset, the tiger is very cute.) 3:11 The Bowling Bee first appeared in YTP - "Wow! It's Played!" and has commonly been used as a censor bar in DaThings videos ever since. 5:35 With closed captions on, this egg is referred to as "The Egg (tm)". It has been seen most notably in Chef Jonathan Lonathan YTP's, namely "How to Food" and 'When to Food". I don't believe it was created by Bell and Howl. (EDIT FROM SmaMan) 6:19 The "Owozon" page shown here is riddled with funny text alterations. 6:36 Yurf is a recurring characters in DaThings YTP's, first referenced in YTP - "The Bat is in a Sack", and was given his current design in YTP - "Seeder Point". 6:59 The left shark on the bull was previously used in other DaThings YTP's, including "Once in a Knifetime", and "Make Cake Bake!" 8:08 After Kevin says "You get nothing!", his outfit changes to Gene Wilder's from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", where Willy Wonka famously says the same line. Thanks for another great video!
Both of those sharks are designs from Duke Of Ash, the left being the chibi version of the right. I'm 99% sure DaThings and Duke are friends, or at least friends of friends.
I love YTP so much because no one’s safe. It’s like doesn’t matter if you are rich or poor or the most respected in the world or the strongest or the most handsome or whatever you will be in the YTP and there’s nothing you can do about it.
the guy dresses up as a butterfly girl, is finally what it takes for the guy to agree... "Iiiiim iiiinnnn" with the sinister voice & warped face is legit top 3 in funniest things I've ever seen. Tears were down my cheeks after that. It's taken me almost 15 minutes to compose myself to type this out. DaThings, you're the best bro!!
I've seen the original countless times, and I never realized how weird it was that the guy was said to be from Star Trek The Next Generation walked in to the Imperial March Also, I've been saying "Prodented Paduct" for years. ... I'm out. *BOOM* Hilarious video, Ellie!
I haven't even started the video yet and I already wanna say thank you for making this. I've been WAITING for a good YTP creator to take on Shosh Tank.
At first I just thought this was a Re-upload of the original and you named it something slightly different, but then I realized, “nO-ONe da things wouldn’t do that!!” Didn’t disappoint!
Who are the Sarkshk?: *Cute fuzzy cat. Turned 10$ loan into a salsa business worth 4.2$. *Queen of gross products. Holds half a dollar. *Mowgli. *Son of an immigrant factory worker. *Notorious Cuban. Outspoken owner of the cute fuzzy cat.
I really feel for Gaming Nerd (Formerly Dan). I can't tell you how many times I'm trying to pitch my product in the Shark Shack with my buddy who is a (card carrying dinosaur) while sharing a brain.
I love coming into these, having no idea what the source material even is, and then trying to figure out what it is about based solely on the YTP. Gets the mind working for once.
Thanks for helping me keep the videos a-flowin' so I don't need to borrow money from a villionaire or zillionaire investor. ko-fi.com/elliespectacular
Keep em coming mate...my kids still love you will wonk and the chalk factory vids
you too will be a sillionaire
Love this one, at 2:11 though, what did you hide in the bottom left corner?
Also the payoff was incredible at 7:26
I'm something of a queen of gross products myself, and I'm out. Maybe a Cuban will be willing to stake some cake
@DaThings Keep it up, Ellie! Also, I'm LGBTQ+ too (MTF specifically)! 👍😉👍
"My wife is dressed up as butter, because each of you can stick it!"
Outstanding.
“This is a product that screams”
*screaming meshed netting*
“Be gone”
This was a sublime one, DT.
Especially love how she wasn't even in the original scene
Yea that was spectacular.
OutSTANding.
2:24
“He’s a little boy, he’s a minor, and he’s a tool”
Kid’s gonna go far
Also helps that his name is Little Guy.
not in the "film" business with a name like Little Guy
@@alexrekzu4079 Well, he could always use a fake ID--with a thousand lies and a good disguise, I think he has potential to hit 'em right between the eyes.
he's just like my parents
"I'm out."
"No."
"Alright, I'll give you fifty-thousand."
Impressive negotiation skills.
5:52
Speech 100 be like:
A Master Manipulator.
This man is too dangerous to be left alive!
HAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHA
The negotiations were short
It impressed Lori Greiner too
I originally hadn't thought much about Mark owning Kevin until I remembered that Kevin was a cute, fuzzy cat.
Especially when you consider that Mark, in addition to being a llama, is also a mouse.
:3
"I'm seeking rice"
"but it's pilaf as opposed to wash off"
Underrated joke
I like how the sharks sell themselves and then a minute later one shark is owned by another shark. That’s consistency with the shark shack lore
i'm out.
@@kaxcommentssomethingREAL This is a product that screams.
Whoa, what?
So it's a shark prostitution ring.
“Shark shack lore, the corps, the corps, the corps.” - 🫡🦈🇺🇸
1:10 This entire intro bit is so good.
"Kevin O'Leary is a cute fuzzy cat who turned a ten dollar loan into a salsa business worth 4.2 dollars."
"Lori Greiner, the queen of gross products, holds over half a dollar."
"Daymond John is Mowgli."
"Robert Herjajerk, the son of an immigrant factory worker."
"And Mark Cuboo, Notorious Cuban and the outspoke owner of Kevin O'Leary."
I thought they said notorious human
and zendaya is meechee!
The end of it tied the whole thing up excellently, because you first discover that Kevin O'Leary is a fuzzy cat, only for the plot twist that he's owned by Mark Cuboo
And those are the Sharksh! 1:05
Why Did A Cat Spend $5.80 On Salsa?
I felt the "Tiger Poster" coming in my bones, did not disappoint 👏
And the toaster
@@wonderror9546 Shut the front door, no way
@@wonderror9546 I hope they’ll have lotsa spaghetti
WOW I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
It's not even out yet, and I can't wait for the Shark Shack Redemption.
I'm out.
Good title
Hey that's a good idea, why didn't I think of that
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@@claraquinrulez Thank you, my Austrian sister in christ
"with Star Trek: The Next Generation"
*Star Wars music plays*
Garfield: "Hey!"
Props to Garfield for recognizing that they got the reference wrong
Too bad Spaceballs was left out. ☹
I thought that was Kevin
The reference was wrong, youtube poops are wrong, people who make youtube poops are wrong, people who watch youtube poops are wrong, people completely uninvolved in youtube poops are wrong and this whole paragraph I'm writing is *WRONG.*
sOS.
"He's a boy, he's a minor and he's a tool"
Damn she really had to roast little bro like that 💀
"I've drug my family across the country and-"
"Hold up you just said-"
*Flashback*
"I've drug my family"
"I'm out"
My favorite part
4:36 I'm out
@@verj9977 I'm a mouse.
Are you opposed to chang-ing
Everything in this is amazing but the “product that screams” really got me
Absolutely with you there.
Lmao didn't expect that scream there 😂😂
“Who turned a 10 dollar loan into a salsa business worth four point two dollars!”
Looks out in contemplation of how he lost over half the value of his loan on his poor failed salsa business.
What a cute fluffy cat
He embezzled it to buy catnip. He's contemplating whether it was worth it (it wasn't)
The whole Meg Engage segment is perfection.
"It feels better at night knowing that nothing's gonna be ok" she's just like me fr
Hey that’s a good idea why didn’t I think of that ?
It feels possible to have no money
@@XdonteatmypizzaX PAT PAT PAT PAT.
"I'd like to dress up like a butterfly girl."
"I'm innnn..."
That one killed me.
I lost it 😂
The “I’m Out” at 3:03 caught me so off guard that I couldn’t stop laughing.
The Tiger Poster has to be one of my favorite DaThings jokes.
I'm sorry, my FrerF
As someone who never grew out of her edgy 2000's phase, the Bring me to Life jokes really made me smile
I guess you could say you have an edge over the competition.
"Where hopeful entrepreneurs dream of a chance to walk away with nothing."
Yeah....the economy is hard right now.
Beats walking away with debt
Kinda refreshing honestly to see a remastered YTP from an era where sauce jokes were just funny with no subversion required. Feels towards the late 2010s we all collectively decided sauce wasn’t funny anymore and tried to be all high and mighty about having higher standards of comedy.
Turns out sauce jokes are funny and always have been.
The sauce is drifting out of shark shack
SauaS
The reason we decided saas wasn't funny anymore is because too many were using it as a crutch, often to the point where the entire video was nothing but it.
The sting has worn off a bit since then; as it fell out of favor, it started being not-overused anymore.
@@LendriMujina nothing wrong with a little suaus if you mix it with some swooce and poop
Sauce jokes are funny?
Always have been.
I don’t think anyone else on this site does YTP callbacks to the degree and quality that you do. That’s one of the reasons why your videos are such a treat, it’s almost Beatles-like.
Driiink…
@@saintsea-hat7891
Some musicians, you know either drink a little bit or maybe they *drink.*
Can you give some examples?
@@Khyrberos
The Tiger Poster, Yurf, the SuS jar, and there are often direct references to sources like Wow, It’s Made! and the Flowolf.
@@Circuitssmith yeah, or one of the times where they had the Shark Tank theme with the tune of Paper Towels
"So what kind of allergy testing have you done?"
"Hey, that's a good idea, why didn't I think of that?"
Maybe because you entered into an industry where you knew nothing 🤔
*hhhhhhhUHHHH*
It feels impossible (to know nothing)
"My wife is dressed like butter, because each of you can stick it"
Goodness the word mixing here is too good for this medium
i love how these remakes' pacing and humor feel somewhere in between the old-school originals and the new elaborate dathings doodoopoopoo
every dathings ytp has at least one sentence mixing sequence that makes me absolutely lose my shit, a true master of the craft
I love how Robert’s criteria for being a Shark is that his dad worked in a factory
“My wife is dressed up as butter because you can stick it”
*guy takes notes*
When can I expect THE EGG on store shelves?
Right after The Product That Screams (tm) comes out: 6:50
2:58 God I love it when the tiger poster gets referenced
"I'm out."
"No."
"Alright, I'll give you $50,000."
Art of the deal
"We are searching for rice"
"But its pilaf as opposed to washaf"
WUT HOW DO U MAKE THESE INCREDIBLY WEIRDLY SET UP JOKES WORK SO WELL!!!!?????
1:59 - Cube Markman's just showing off his sweet dance moves
4:14
“Save me from the nothing I’ve become” but it’s Seinfeld slap bass.
1:31
"And Mark Cubu, notorious Cuban and the outspoken owner of Kevin O' Leary"
Lmao
That was great
@@blaizegottman4139 to be this good for so long is really impressive, Dathings has got it
@@TeddyOG and he always Will
Kevin O’ Leary is a cute fluffy cat.
@@CoolcattisePiK ......................and he's very ambitious....................who else out there has turned a $10.00 loan into a salsa business worth $4.2?
"I'm the creator of children"
“It feels better at night that nothing’s going to be okay”
Well gah dang, that one hit in the relatability
*smiles breathily*
This video has some of my favorite sentence mixing lines out of all of YTP.
"And my wife is dressed up as butter, because each of you can stick it!"
"His name is Little Guy. He's a boy, he's a minor, and he's a tool."
"I'm a llama... I'm a mouse."
"Boy oh boy, he likes dirt."
Just the way they're mixed together is hilarious. Not to mention, pretty quotable.
“Millionaire, Billionaire, Trillionaire, Villionaire, and Zillionaire investors.”
Why do I get the feeling that most of these could qualify as a “Villionaire”?
I was waiting for The Tiger Poster, and you didn't disappoint
"Between the two of us, we have one brain" got me good
That’s the sign of a good friendship
Hey there! DJK back again to talk about DaThings' "Little d", the finer details of YTP that you might have missed.
Don't forget to watch the video first to catch 'em yourselves!
1:47 Can't believe I missed this one, but when Doug Sharshall says "Hello, Marks", every shark has Mark Cuban's head.
2:58 The Tiger Poster is a recurring DaThings joke which first appeared in the YTP - "Zooks".
(Also I would really love to see a high quality version of this art asset, the tiger is very cute.)
3:11 The Bowling Bee first appeared in YTP - "Wow! It's Played!" and has commonly been used as a censor bar in DaThings videos ever since.
5:35 With closed captions on, this egg is referred to as "The Egg (tm)". It has been seen most notably in Chef Jonathan Lonathan YTP's, namely "How to Food" and 'When to Food". I don't believe it was created by Bell and Howl.
(EDIT FROM SmaMan) 6:19 The "Owozon" page shown here is riddled with funny text alterations.
6:36 Yurf is a recurring characters in DaThings YTP's, first referenced in YTP - "The Bat is in a Sack", and was given his current design in YTP - "Seeder Point".
6:59 The left shark on the bull was previously used in other DaThings YTP's, including "Once in a Knifetime", and "Make Cake Bake!"
8:08 After Kevin says "You get nothing!", his outfit changes to Gene Wilder's from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", where Willy Wonka famously says the same line.
Thanks for another great video!
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thanks for the good work! i missed that first one too, absolutely amazing
You’re pretty awesome for noticing and pointing out this whole list in the 3 hours it’s been up.👏
You're doing god's work, thank you for the little d's!!
Both of those sharks are designs from Duke Of Ash, the left being the chibi version of the right. I'm 99% sure DaThings and Duke are friends, or at least friends of friends.
I loved the part where Dathings made such witty commentary about child labor at 3:55.
"His name is Little Guy"
I love for once hearing a shark say "I'm out" then the person says "nope." Then "okay, I'll give you 50 thousand.."
The quick and speedy edits and credits that are JUST barely visible are always the highlights of these. Awesome work as always 💖
"edits and credits" sounds like it could be in one of these 😄
I’ll never get tired of hearing Daymond saying “im out”
"I drugged my family.."
"I'm out." Damon 😭
Interrogator: "Anything else you'd like to confess to?"
@@mirandahallisy97 Meghan: "I had sex with my family."
@@JynxedKoma Interrogator: "Anything else?"
I love the running "tiger poster" gag, always gets me
I love YTP so much because no one’s safe. It’s like doesn’t matter if you are rich or poor or the most respected in the world or the strongest or the most handsome or whatever you will be in the YTP and there’s nothing you can do about it.
That slick Seinfeld joke.... 😂😂😂
Then the 'wake me up inside' riff with the Seinfeld style slap bass - I only caught the song on a second watch
the detail put into that amazon page for a one-second joke... this is what I'm here for
the guy dresses up as a butterfly girl, is finally what it takes for the guy to agree... "Iiiiim iiiinnnn" with the sinister voice & warped face is legit top 3 in funniest things I've ever seen. Tears were down my cheeks after that. It's taken me almost 15 minutes to compose myself to type this out. DaThings, you're the best bro!!
The rhythm of 1:44 is just a delight. Bless you, Ellie.
Hey wait a minute-
@@rubiks_20 im out.
The screaming basket thing was so funny 😂
And well done! I kinda thought it was a real prop from the show at first!
I appreciate that DaThings is using more fast-paced visual gags lately. It gives these YTPs a ton of rewatch potential!
the whole video is gold but for some reason the intonation on "here's flies" at 6:24 made me laugh harder than anything else
I for one really appreciate the HD remasters of older poops
Duke appearing in this YTP at 7:00 is one of the things i least expected, what a collaboration
"I have a 3 year old son." "What's his name?" "Jake" "Is that your son?" "Yes" ahhahahhahah
This had me dying with the motions they made lol
I've seen the original countless times, and I never realized how weird it was that the guy was said to be from Star Trek The Next Generation walked in to the Imperial March
Also, I've been saying "Prodented Paduct" for years.
...
I'm out. *BOOM*
Hilarious video, Ellie!
Hey wait a minute-
It took me way too long to realize Kevin lost money on his salsa business.
Less than two minutes in and I already got a huge laugh at "Star Trek: The Next Generation". Hey wait a minute-
“I wanted to create a show about nothing”
Better get Jon snow on that
It was a Seinfeld reference...
It's all he knows.
"My mother would have died"
"S W O U W S"
2:13
"we are seeking [rice]" "but its (pilaf) as opposed to wash-off?"
that got me
Everything from 2:12 (the butter joke) onward is gold.
I haven't even started the video yet and I already wanna say thank you for making this. I've been WAITING for a good YTP creator to take on Shosh Tank.
7:21
"Um, i would like to dress up as a butterfly girl."
"iimmmm innnnnn"
I absolutely lost it there
"My professional background is in work. I have a Master's Degree in work."
THE T I G E R P O S T E R !
Bro wants a 420% equity stake? How tf does that work xD Owns the company 4x over.
Whenever I go to buy sauce, I'll just say I'm taking a $10 loan and turning it into a sauce business worth $4.2
As soon as "tiger faces" got repeated I thought "Tiger poster joke incoming" and I feel VINDICATED!
I love this channel
"Turned a 10 Dollar loan into a business worth 4.2 Dollars" I'm dead
I love everything about this video but especially the Owozon screenshot at 6:19. It's the little d
Some of my favorite parts of your YTPs are the little things. The adding the scream with "it screams". The stick of butter pun. The Evanescence remix.
6:59 that's a shark!!!
Hey, that's a good idea. Why didn't I think of that?
6:46 - One phrase I never wanted to hear Kevin speak aloud...
At first I just thought this was a Re-upload of the original and you named it something slightly different, but then I realized, “nO-ONe da things wouldn’t do that!!” Didn’t disappoint!
Wow they own 4.7 dollars and kevin o leary between them. What amazing investors
6:41 Robert really out here claiming he's me while on camera. Bad move Robert. BaB MooM.
Thank you for remaking this and including some of the bits from your old Shark Tank YTP!!!
Wow, a YTP remake-remaster. We are living in the golden age.
I’m very impressed with the accuracy of the supertitles
It's impressive watching the original and then this remaster and seeing how much DaThings has improved her YTP skills, especially sentence mixing.
Who are the Sarkshk?:
*Cute fuzzy cat. Turned 10$ loan into a salsa business worth 4.2$.
*Queen of gross products. Holds half a dollar.
*Mowgli.
*Son of an immigrant factory worker.
*Notorious Cuban. Outspoken owner of the cute fuzzy cat.
Hey Shards, I'm Doug Sharshall and I'm the owner of a company.
Damen Joj: I'm out
"It feels impossible knowing nothing" One of my new favorite YTP's 😂
it took me till about 5:48 to realize I had this on 2x speed. I was like damn the pacing is bold in this one! LOL
My favorite shark is the one that goes "I'm a llama, I'm a mouse". That's like 3 animals in 1 person.
This was one of the better YTP's I've seen in a LONG time. Thanks for the laughs.
I really feel for Gaming Nerd (Formerly Dan). I can't tell you how many times I'm trying to pitch my product in the Shark Shack with my buddy who is a (card carrying dinosaur) while sharing a brain.
👏 👏 👏 👏 YES! Wonderful
I loved it. Well done. I'd love to see more of Shark Tank as a source if you so desire to use it again.
I love coming into these, having no idea what the source material even is, and then trying to figure out what it is about based solely on the YTP. Gets the mind working for once.
Cannot tell you how great it is to see this classic YTP remastered and reworked.
0:23 could have done the five hour energy "DRINK" referencing fesh pince
Wine is not your thing? How about some beer for the kids and their friends?
"I'm out"
... "no"
"Alright, I'll give you 50,000"
Thank you for, of all things, making a YTP accessible by providing captions.
3:36 and nowz the calm song.
So relaxing.