Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer
*Uses Bonzify.* "Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!" *Bonzi corrupts the computer.* *Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*
It's pretty much like a dude that sees you sitting on the edge of a Skyscraper, and tells you " Watch out, You may fall!" It's not like he can do something about that but hey, at least he did something?
Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.
@@sliver_inheart The thing is, Bonzify was set to Administrator. I’m fairly sure that means it couldn’t really do anything to it by that point. However, Bonzify _did_ edit existing files, _like PCOptimizerPro._
To be fair most of those shitty optimizer programs don't do a good job of hiding their malicious code. So even a weak AV like Protegent will easily spot it.
12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear
Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters. Who will be next.
Fun fact: someone actually tested Protogent. Apparently it’s legit, but it’s just a shit antivirus. He tested out like 10 infamous viruses but it only detected 1 or 2.
11:13 You know something? I'm young enough that I grew up with that kids' show, and the first time I saw a picture of Proto, I thought he was Super Why's evil twin from another dimension.
Dooge im spongedog one of the lead devs of the new black mesa decay witch is a remake of half life decay we plan on renaming it soon to something like rusting materials we have not decided yet big half life lore person i light things to be at the highest quality and i play almost any mod for half life
yeah he has become really inactive here lately which sucks, I don't really have time to hang out on the streams and the fanmade versions are a hit and miss
Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol
Apparently the best part is it was Norwegian for "Guys First Choice!" (I don't know about you Norway viewers but that's what Google Translate gave me.)
Protegent: Your system is in danger! Joel: ignore Also Joel: YOU SWINE Edit:I never really fully watched the vista stream, but looking at the replies oh boy protegent really sucks huh
@@Keedisgay Watching the stream, Protegent was freaking out the whole time he was even trying to download the PC optimizers. That particular freakout was just beyond perfect timing.
Whenever any computer even gets a slight glance at Joel or just barely hears his voice, they experience a piercing fear in their hard drive. They hope its just a dream, but computers cannot dream. This is real. Welcome to the tenth layer of computer hell
Whoops, my system crashed. I lost my data, but I had an antivirus! Antivirus is not enough, you need protogent, worlds only antivirus with data recovery software. Think beyond antivirus, think protogent. That Software sucks
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 98 Destruction](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9Lu99J5UsXs/mqdefault.jpg)
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Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer
The funny part is that it detected the optimiser instead on Bonzify...
@@100purenacl3 hjj
Ghhuuiiio
This -might be- is my favorite comment on a Windows Destruction video.
I thought it found system32 because it said on the screen
Super why lived long enough to see himself become the villain
yup
D E E P B R O
o
now he changes the story for the worse instead of the better
Oop-
Fun Fact: super mario forever is a virus that makes impossible to quit the game, thats why its new super mario FOREVER
Wait really?
It’s also loaded with other viruses.
Super Mario
F O R E V E R
Yay I’m not the only one who thought that.
Super Mario
**F O R E V E R**
Oh god oh fuck i have it installed on my computer
15:37 Protegent didn’t even detect bonzify as a threat, it detected speed optimiser pro instead.
Task failed successfully
I thought it detect system32
@@crystal_remi That was the virus type it was registered as.
i read that as "protogen" what 😭😭😭😭
@@cobaltonglolwut
Joel: plays solitaire
Vista: *dies*
Joel: downloads tons of viruses
Vista: *proceeds like nothing has happened*
Seems legit
The wonders of technolo-
*Crashed due to not being able to type a comment
@@Firestar4041 oops my system crashed
I lost my data, but i had an antivirus!
Alumina antivirus is not enough
"It cost $33 to get a grandma"
Ferb i know what we're going to do today
Ferb: Phineas that's illegal...
Phineas: I SAID I KNOW WHAT WERE GOING TO DO TODAY
Scientist clone gaming uh no
HEY! WHERE DID PERRY GO?
Hehe
@@THEDoctorScientist101scientist clone gaming
The funny thing is that Protegent wasn't actually trying to help. It reported a completely unrelated virus
protogent is actually an antivirus it just sucks lol
It was trying to delete the speed optimizer
@Gorbo it’s a virus
@@maehorn22 POP FIZZ!!!
@@lesigh3410A Skylanders fan HERE this is a very rare sighting
16:29 is the best part. Even tho he is panicking he still groans at the dumb joke.
Priorities.
It’s so unironic though, it’s literally Bonzi telling Joel “It’s been nice knowing you” LOL
“It’s been- *eugh.* “
16*29
@@ThatSmartTH-camUser”VIRUS NOW”
I like how despite protogent actually doing his job, Joel still calls him a swine in this last act as he desperately looks for a way to kill Bonzi
Protegent was trying to delete Speed Optimizer
Mouse Mania *flashbacks intensify*
He just can't seem to shoot him!
protegent sucks
Gabriela Cherchi it’s at least not malware
6:45
it didn't lie
It really is
New Super Mario FOREVER
The hell never ends
It only begins
That’s what I was gonna comment lmao
Y O U C A N N O T E S C A P E
@Zulu-Exa/Jack Wilson Temmie oh i didn't even notice 😂
Protogent: is a virus
Bonzi: exists
Protogent: *switch sides*
*Maybe I don't want to be the villain anymore*
Lol, protogent actually isn't a virus, it apparently actually does what it says. Though it does look like a huge scam.
*Just because you are malware, doesn’t mean you are malware*
*protogen is now on the counter-terrorist team*
@@memedude8303 You Got It Wrong
The protogen rap just sounds like the actor just showed up drunk and they rolled with it
wait, protogen?
@@OKobern protegent
@OKobern if their phone autocorrected to that, then they were looking it up a lot.
@@magicsasafras3414 Is There A Problem With Looking It Up A Lot?
@@Kitty-ion depends on who you ask
If you look closely, you’ll see that Protegent wasn’t actually trying to kill Bonsi. He was trying to kill the PC optimizer.
Big oof
Plot twist
Bonzi? Nah, PC OPTIMIZER IS A BIGGER THREAT
Proto was confused,he thought PC optimiser was attacking the computer
ButtersAndRowlet well Bonzi was ran as Administrator so...
It wasn't really wrong.
*Uses Bonzify.*
"Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!"
*Bonzi corrupts the computer.*
*Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*
Comedy, my child.
Comedy.
Protogent is not enough, you need antivirus
Whats funny protogent accually works
You swine!
This says a lot about society
"You've got 30 seconds left until I activate the final destruction." is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken
Hey astro
Why shmello there my good sire
Hey man do you know the LACPD's number? Apandah was here
Hi aztro
If you heard that and didn't see this video, you would think that it's from some sort of secret agent movie.
14:41 "I forgot I had set it to gun" ah yes, legendary quotes
14:39 for technical reason
Doc Brown's last words
American moment
KRAMER NOOOOO!!!
"Kramer goes to war. Costanza no!!"
*Minigun sounds*
Joel frantically messaging kate for help will never fail to crack me up
@DoomBoi теперь русская?
16:19 in case you wanted to know
*Kate:* Hi! How can I help you? I can give you free coupons, ecc..."
here before 1k likes
KATE.. KATE.. VI.. RUS... NOW
15:38 Protegent was really trying it’s best. It actually detected one of the other virus softwares Joel had downloaded
top. 10. anime. battles.
4th Wall breaks
So it pretty much is the antivirus equivalent of a placebo effect.
It's pretty much like a dude that sees you sitting on the edge of a Skyscraper, and tells you " Watch out, You may fall!"
It's not like he can do something about that but hey, at least he did something?
@@cuvsly XD
"Lets try solitaire let's try that"
*vista* : I'm gonna stop you right there
You: REDDIT MOMENT
Me: REDDIT MOMENT
Vista: REDDIT MOMENT
Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Fortnite bad Minecraft good: REDDIT MOMENT
REDDIT MOMENT
Mr. Personal Space Can you not?
KadenLovesGames thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Mat
Vista when solitare opens: *Change da world, my final message. Goodby e*
Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.
Top 10 Anime villains that were actually good
Yeah, the PC Optimizer
@@sliver_inheart He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!
@@sliver_inheart The thing is, Bonzify was set to Administrator. I’m fairly sure that means it couldn’t really do anything to it by that point. However, Bonzify _did_ edit existing files, _like PCOptimizerPro._
Yeah, funny thing, protogent is legitimate, but it's just really incompetent. Like, medieval peasant trying to kill a tank incompetent.
This guy needs the World Record for "Fastest Blue Screen from a Newly Started Computer."
We need to make a speedrun on how fast you can blue screen your computer
Guys just open something on vista it's not that hard
D E E T A
@@jmanboi044 Windows Speedrun Bluescreen%
@@TheNathannator *y e s*
6:46
When they said Mario *Forever* they meant it.
Sounds like a creepypasta
@@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608 the game is actually a virus and that's why you could N E V E R E S C A P E
L I T T L E B I G P L A N E T P S P M U S I C
Lets-a Go.
M E R I O
i think the best part about the protegent popup at 15:37 was that _it wasn't even for bonzify_
Yes but it was for another virus in the computer. For this optimizer. But protegent still sucks..
*A visual representation of this*
Protogent: *points at tiny ant* Oh my god! It's gonna kill us!
Joel: IGNORE THAT, LOOK AT THIS! *Points at godzilla sized bonzify*
Protogent: At what?
Joel: 16:11
To be fair most of those shitty optimizer programs don't do a good job of hiding their malicious code. So even a weak AV like Protegent will easily spot it.
Exactly, he had every reason to say
Y O U
S W I N E ! ! ! !
Only playing solitaire would have saved him
8:21 You can tell Joel is swedish because who else would be able to pronounce that shit in one try.
The thing that people forget is that Vista COULD run Crysis.
But could it run it well? 🤔🤔🤔
Alfe5 it probably runs like a 3 legged dog 3 days after its birth
You could YOU COULD but why you would do that
Zeurel I never thought you would be here, Zeurel.
It's like saying, you know windows 8 can run the witcher 3...but why would you do that to that poor game.
Oh my god the editing during the Seinfeld gun bit made that part of the stream ten times better than when I saw it live!
Courtney (ProjectSNT) Didn't expect to see you here!
Weaponised Nep same
Oh hey! I didn't know you watch Joel's videos!
Holy shit you're right.
This is a ✨Special✨ comment
"It costs $33 dollars to get a grandma"
-Joel, 2018
😂
Imma take a bite out of that!
Actually, it costs 100 cookies.
Really I had to buy her 2 packs of cigarettes and she stayed for 1 day
Wow, only 33 dollars dollars? That's nothin'!
Protegent then deleted all of these videos and changed the character design a year later…I’m not saying it was Joel…but it was probably Joel
Super Why switched from teaching kids to infecting computers.
Childhood ruined
MRBLOXY And computer
You fuck
Very sad
That was the first thing o thought when I saw proto
Windows Vista can't play solitare but can run viruses
*Completely normal*
so true xD
the accuracy
stole a copyrighted logo.
definitely a little kid
Vista is HQ
Windows vista cant play viruses but can play TOTALLY LEGIT WAY TO GET FREE VBUCKS TOTALLY NOT SCAM.
"I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN!"
KRAMER NO
Mr Memrman *KRAMER NOOOOOHO*
@@TheOfficalMrMemeMan one boi this downloading sci-fi and using mods body sensitive insult
guys help i don't get it
Kramer goes to war
12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear
Wrong: "I recover... deleted files"
Correct: "I delete.... files"
You can streamline that a tad.
"I delete... files"
@@LoathingEditor oh, right. ill go ahad and edit
I delete... recovered... files
YeH bOi
I delete................... FILES!!!!!!!!!!!
To make sure you always........ SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:57 when Vista's so bad your viruses can't work without crashing.
Even viruses crash on windows vista, even the crashing error message crashes down .-.
and solitaire blue screens
... yea
Bruh alert
I killed that virus already
How to Windows Vista Destruction
1. Load up Vista
2. Open Solitare
3. Call it a day.
Lol
funny thing is, when i was doing a windows vista destruction stream of my own on discord, it literally broke and i barely did ANYTHING to break the vm
Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto
and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters.
Who will be next.
2:57 Windows Vista was the perfect version of Windows to defend against viruses. Mainly because the viruses don’t fare too well on Vista either.
At least pre-SP2.
Vista SP2 is where most compatibility issues were fixed.
Neither does much else these days.
«the donate link just goes to porn»
Joel - 2018
At least someone cared about privacy.
"Mom thats not porn I just want donate to one man"
Sounds like a great donation link
Eiriksukkefarstad356 hello brudda lets oof
2017*
@Yoshi_is_jojo The video was made in 2018.
This is the long awaited sequel I've been waiting years for
ScatterVolt i has been such long tin
With me there no viruses, that enter your computer
ScatterVolt Yeah
it's been out for years dude. insane it took him this long to put an edited video up
ScatterVolt didnt expect you to be here
7:21 "Your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " got me💀
I saw this comment once I heard it
Best seinfeld episode was when Kramer fought in the afghanistan war
urd
CheeseInTheOven 5 tours in iraq
KRAMER NOOOO
Fun fact: someone actually tested Protogent. Apparently it’s legit, but it’s just a shit antivirus. He tested out like 10 infamous viruses but it only detected 1 or 2.
Mutahar? That's who you're refering to?
Trex 8210 yes
@@znj4450 People who are mutaflaccid aren't watching enough dank web videos
Protogens > Protogent
yea i just commented about that protogent just isnt good
Well chat, this is the moment you've been waiting a year for. Was it worth it? Yeah.
Worth every god damn second
The only kind of videos from him im looking for to.
6:45 That's why its called Super Mario *Forever* Joel.
Ayyy
This was basically the first thing I’ve watched from Vinesauce. Not disappointed at all.
Definitely check out the previous destructions if you haven't already, they're really swood.
Manu14 welcome, brother.
Also check out other Vinesauce streamers on twitch or at vinesauce.com .
Azzsqs@@@(($$?$++++ yes yes
One of us, one of us.
Also definitely watch Vinny watch the Rat Movie.
*GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME.*
Laurennntiu *GOD HAS LEFT US*
Laurennntiu Grandma Online
Mr.Foxhound *TO TELL THE OTHERS*
Laurennntiu *God* left.
*DEAD MEME*
dunno what u expected joel, its called super mario FOREVER
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
I want to get off Mr. Mario's wild ride!
CJ Wolffe I wanna go home.......
.....
...but the music is nICE HE R E
that's a good point
*NEVER ESCAPE*
Super mario is forever
11:41 Man just turned into a tea kettle
2:25 average gmod workshop experience
I installed every weapon pack in gmod Cuz I got bored, true. lol my comment just got auto corrected.
Yes, and when connecting to servers where I don’t have the mods already installed, that river of lua files flowing across the screen
I D E S T O Y E D the install button on those fnaf mods
This is the most TRUE comment I have ever seen in my life.
400 add-ons needs to be installed...
11:13 You know something? I'm young enough that I grew up with that kids' show, and the first time I saw a picture of Proto, I thought he was Super Why's evil twin from another dimension.
he is
@@Bubster1117 Well, it's more like I thought he was from an actual Super Why episode. I was surprised to find out he wasn't.
Same.
El O El™
I grew up with that show too.
“It costs $33 to get a grandma.”
Yo wassup n e s s
I thought it cost 100 cookies
@N!qht Owl purchase the grandmother
“ I gotta say they, they did an excellent job. They paid $33 for him.”
“And,uh... (gasp) THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THIS GUY!”
4:52 an Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound effect right before the part where Joel trolls a scam bot.
Beautiful.
*_ᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍⁿ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿ_*
c *o* O *L*
DBZFan04 *very nice*
DBZFan04 GET THIS MAN LIKES TO 666
*O K*
ISABELLE GOWEN hOw YOu dO THat efFECt
As Windows Vista, this is both the best and scariest video ever.
Why can't you play solitare?
Windows Vista
*CAN'T EVEN PLAY SOLITARE*
Dude please I need to play card game
Do you even solitare? (I gonna regret posting this any minute)
@@Kemuja Person, you honestly will
Windows vista is its own anti-virus because it can't run any of the viruses
Like a chromebook lmao
Dooge im spongedog one of the lead devs of the new black mesa decay witch is a remake of half life decay we plan on renaming it soon to something like rusting materials we have not decided yet big half life lore person i light things to be at the highest quality and i play almost any mod for half life
DrDolphinrider why have you said these horrible words
Dooge you know i had to do it to em
13:50 and so begins one of the funniest things ever made
*UNCLE JOEL HAS RETURNED*
*TO MAKE HIS FANS HAPPY*
TheGamerMonkeyz *Uncle Jobel
But....he never left.
He's been streaming as always
TheGamerMonkeyz Yee
UNCLE *JOBEL*
This stream is from almost exactly 1 year ago (July 2017), wtf Joel
Weeks after the stream there was already a fan made version made by spyro (better than this tbh), so he had no incentive to pump one in time.
sagiksp Nah I think Joel's is better, but yeah pretty much for that reason.
yeah he has become really inactive here lately which sucks, I don't really have time to hang out on the streams and the fanmade versions are a hit and miss
Jobel*
14:42 *K R A M E R N O*
C O S T A N Z A N O !
*C H A I N G U N N O I S E S*
Kramer overdoses on dog piss
Sound of seinfeld kramer & coztanza vietnam flashback
J E R R Y N O
Without Joel, the internet will never be a better place.
11:41 Joel turns into a steaming kettle.
*NAAAAAAHHHHHH*
$2500 everything is going well destroyed
It seems like my tea is ready
11:51 then Joel turns into a horn
01:20
Joel turns into a sink plughole draining water
I destroyed Windows Vista when I was 8 without even trying.
Noobelli ur profile photo discribes Your feeling about this LOL
ConnerTec did the same thing too when I was 7
I broke it when i was 3, i was playing flash games and when i clicked w the whole pc blew up
windows vista destroyed windows without even trying
did the samething in xp, windows vista, windows 7 when i was 5
The editing is the best here so far, you've improved a lot.
superwiibros prolly did the best parts
You will be amazed when he uses ubuntu
Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol
Facebook
@@Disbanded9998 tumblr
@@milesfoster8190Reddit
8:20 *I have never heard( and never will again) a man say "Guttas Forstevalg, my favorite!" With such energy.*
Guttas Førstellvag! My favorite!
@@OfficialKarkatVantas My favorite!
@@JustSirf-Sirfluffyton Same here!
@@OfficialKarkatVantas Same!
He sounded like sonic
"The donate leads to porn" sounds like prostitution with extra steps.
how egirls be like
you have to pay people who are in prostitution so I don't get the joke
Rick and Morty reference?
Rick and Morty Reference????
IM PIGGLE RIGG :DDDDDD GREAT REFERENCE B RO
8:19 The Man Himself,
𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐅Ø𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆!
MY FAVORITE!
Whats the Song in the beginninh?
Herr Tomaten Schädel stop spamming this
Vat dos dat meen?
Thank You For The 696 Likes!
Apparently the best part is it was Norwegian for "Guys First Choice!"
(I don't know about you Norway viewers but that's what Google Translate gave me.)
I love that Protogent actually tried helping against Bonzi Buddy
It was trying to help against the pc optimizer
I always loved the Pokemon "low HP" music during the final destruction. Nice touch in the editing. This video is an absolute classic.
Ummm Ackchyually its pokemon black for da DS
@@heathersmith2019dumbass
1:18 vistas so bad that even the blue screens dont load up that fast
It is because of virtual box. XD
@@system339 vmware*
@@DJStuiter VirtualBox*
@404TVfr Yeah, not sure why I wrote that. I am a nerd though, can't really deny that lol
@404TVfrok
9:39 and meme *"Yes"* has born
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
@@Jimmyfishthe3rd Y e s
@Charles Calvin AIN'T YOU DEAD ?!
Yes
Y E S
I love going back to these every few years. This one is definitely my personal favorite.
Protegent: Your system is in danger!
Joel: ignore
Also Joel: YOU SWINE
Edit:I never really fully watched the vista stream, but looking at the replies oh boy protegent really sucks huh
Protogent was targeting one of the pc optimisers, not Bonzify. So it wasnt doing anything
@@The_Pikaboi huh. Weird it appeared during the 30 second bonzi crusade.
@@Keedisgay Watching the stream, Protegent was freaking out the whole time he was even trying to download the PC optimizers. That particular freakout was just beyond perfect timing.
@@Keedisgay 30 second bonzi crusade is one of the best things I've ever read
protegent was looking at pc optimizer, not bonzify
Whenever any computer even gets a slight glance at Joel or just barely hears his voice, they experience a piercing fear in their hard drive. They hope its just a dream, but computers cannot dream. This is real. Welcome to the tenth layer of computer hell
WHat if it's really new and only has solid state or it's really old and only has floppies
Joel is the Ted Bundy of computers.
You mean _eleventh_
@@Beansman-gp3ws Id doesnt matter what computer it is joel can and will digitally destroy it
Since zucc is a robot (seriously, what would a lizard need data for) can joel destroy zucc
My Name is Proto,Giving Viruses is My motto
Yes indeed
OneAndOnlyViper Main
I am Proto, malware is my motto
Install me on your computer, to leak your data better.
1:13
SOLITAIRE used SYSTEM CRASH!
It was super effective!
WINDOWS VISTA fainted!
😂
Windows Vista can't handle Solitare's performace
"Goodbye, Expand Dong." -Bonzi Buddy 2017
"My Work Here Is Now Done."
rip....
JackHenryMurray The Gamer its actully 2018 not 2017
The Stream Was Made In 2017.
1:00 = After About Vista
1:59 = Start Viruses Search
14:56 = Bonzify
t h a n k
Thank you m8
14:30 K R A I M E R NO!!!
@@Kylel0519 kastanza no!!!
@@cuvsly *hyper gunshot sounds*
Whoops, my system crashed. I lost my data, but I had an antivirus!
Antivirus is not enough, you need protogent, worlds only antivirus with data recovery software. Think beyond antivirus, think protogent.
That Software sucks
Protogent sounds like an abortion clinic or brand of birth control pills.
@@MeatballSubFromDominos meanwhile in cyberpunk sprawl urban police looking ilegall stuff:
*cybersecruity and cop want to know your location*
69 years ago
Remember the memes? Like bro.
@@joelmccann9869 it's in my name -:/
God that games page really brings me back, we used to have an old windows vista pc and i loved the purble place cake game
Listening to him *WEEZING* while comparing proto and super why almost made me cry of laughter
11:41
I ruined the 420 likes bc it isnt funny
"You know when your scam software has a smiley in it it's *good* . "
it's you
:)
No, it's
G U U D
The you are an idiot virus has a smiley face
WAIT WHAT THE HELL I COME BACK TO THIS A YEAR LATER AND IT HAD 481 LIKES WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
"When your scam software has a smiley in it, that's when you know its *G O O D E"*
.exe :)
8:43 It's sad to say that this website was changed all because of troll's remorse
*ANTIVIRUS IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED PROTEGENT*
Protegent is not enough! You need Virus! World's only software with deeta virus software! Think beyond Protegent think
*V I R U S S O F T W A R E*
*mY cOmPuTeR. cRaShEs. tO mE nOt BeInG tHaT tEcH sAvVy...*
PROTEGENT IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED ANTIVIRUS
It's not text-to-speech, it's text-to-peach
Taterdude Guy you. youre good in my books. i dont care what they say
tha-
thats a ban.
profile pic checks out
Lawsuit Alert! Nintendo is going to kill whoever made that game.
You deserve that peach icon.
11:41 how does a man... laugh like this
Sounds like a whistle
clickbait Products no it’s a tea
@@nataliereyes9411 pot
He's a Boo
the tea is ready
0:16 Windows 10 is a little better than Windows 8 in Joel's opinion. **Dumpster fire intensifies**
Protogent: warns joel about the virus
Joel: *ignores*
*Computer dies*
Joel: Protogent, you swine!!!
Protogent: Am I a joke to you?
If only you told an actual joke and not a stale meme..
If only you told an actual joke and not a stale meme..
time to break the chain
time to break the chain
time to break the chain
Oops my system crashed! I lost my D E E T A, but I had an Antivirus!
Antivirus is not nough! You need Protogent! World's only antivirus with D E E T A recovery.
Think beyond antivirus think protagent
Sounds like a dental cream.
For your ass
@@robertw6894 *T H A T S A L O T T A D A M A G E*
Tyler Hess I saw it as ‘ditta’
“Hey Joel, why do you want to get so many virus-“
9:43
Joel: Science.
Joel: *Magic.*
This has to be the most epic-est windows destruction ever. Especially with the Bonzi Buddy and Protegent cameos.
1:21 me at the dentist when they use the vacuum to suck the saliva out my mouth
69th Like. Nice
It's strange that this cursed sentence is a normal thing nearly every person can understand
I love that joke bro!
ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD
oh shoot
The protegent rap is truly a work of art, poetry unbound by concepts like rhyming or rhythm, just pure expression
protegent doesn’t need to systematically produce his masterpieces he just does his own thing
16:45 Joel screaming made this even better.
HOW DO YOU MEAN 2018 WAS 6 YEARS AGO?????
11:42 Oh, my tea is ready
XD I laugh Soo hard xD
As hard as Joel?
Me too
I thought Joel became Kirby
@@TopsyTurvyLolz lol
5:58 “Merio ees thet yoo?”
A lot funnier than it should’ve been, and Mario in that costume with the wide eyes just added to it.
Also the zoom edit
9:36
me (genuinely bewildered): MERYO, ISS DAT YU?
New super Mario, forrrever
16:45 Joel is the incarnation of a half life scientist.
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7:46 Thus, a Meme was Born