"Not that kind of mouse, I'm referring to butt-sex." You don't know how many times people get those two things confused. Used to work in a computer store, got kicked out for hitting on the customers.
For those of you who haven't started Windows yet, all you need to do is type "Windows" at the "Windows" prompt. Pres "Windows" and Windows will start Windows. This will end your Windows session. Now type Alt+W, then the letter "A",then the letter "W"then the letter Alt+O, type the letter S+W, press the Escape key, then the letter "A" , now press all your letters, and our screen should look similar.......ralimimilar. Notice the little pictures with words under them. These are called "little pictures with words under them." These are pictures that represent different words. These are little symbols that represent pictures that represent words that represent Windows.
"I think you'll find apes on these tapes." "Windows is a DOS Operating System (DOSOS). Windows is your computer. Windows is this tape." "One of the advantages of using windows is using DOS."
I'm not old enough to remember Windows 3.1 but I remember DOS. Some of the computers at the school I went to as a child had DOS but not Windows on them. Everything was launched from a HUGE floppy.
@Jagar Tharn Idk. Let's just say one week. That, if FedEx computers don't use the Windows 3.DOS and Nintendo DC-10. The package itself could also included with a copy of McDonnell Douglas Legend of Zelda.
Can confirm, ran into one at the storage unit at work, part of a decommissioned 1990s video studio. Maybe someday I can convince them to give me all that great stuff.
Type Alt+W, then the letter A, then the letter W, then the letter Alt+O. Type the letter S+W. Press the Escape key, then the letter A. Now press all the letters.
@@CecilyCampbell But, how do I eat the tape in its entirety, Pam?! And how do I run in toot mode?! And, most importantly, how do I end my windows session... nession? Or make my screen look similar... arimilar!? Or the pictures with words under them that happen to be called pictures with words under them?
Now type Alt+W, then the letter A, then the letter W, then the letter Alt+O. Type the letter S+W. Press the Escape key, then the letter A. Now press all the letters.
I probably shouldn't be laughing at this as much as I did, but this brings back so many '90s grade school computer class memories. How could I forget the first educational videotape they made me eat?
I watched this already but every single joke hit me with full force. I even guessed the pressing W bit right and I still broke out laughing and cried tears. In ten years, when this video will have disappeared like all good things do, I will still remember it and try to find it. This is a part of me.
"Now type all W, then letter then A, then the letter W, then the letter Alt + 0, type the letter S plus W, press the Escape key then the letter A, Now press all your letters, and our screen should look similar. Wut! This what you get tricky letters when you should transformed to BSOD.
“Now type Alt+W. Then the letter A. Then the letter W. Then the letter Alt plus O. Type the letter S+W, press the escape key, then the letter A. Now press all your letters.” _[blue screen]_
That's true. What's her number? I want to ask her what her interests are, and who she be with, you know, things that make her smile, what numbers to dial, the usual.
Notice the little pictures with words under them. These are called little pictures with words under them. These are pictures that represent different words. These are little symbols that represent pictures that represent words that represent Windows.
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*eats the tape in its entirety*
+Yoshoshishu Be careful, some of the tapes have tapes on them.
+Yoshoshishu
Don't forget to go-o-o-o-o and pra-ara-ara-ara-ara.
+Cinaed Sanvin I found grapes, but no apes. Then again, I dropped part of the tape while I ate it.
+Shirogane Kei got grapes?
God fucking dammit, Jensen.
Couldn't control my laughing 10/10. "Look at the pictures with words under them. These are called pictures with words under them."
"Look at those funny little markings under the pictures. We call those words."
Dan D I can't read
Lol, is that a Fesh Pince of Blair reference.
I had to stop for 10 solid minutes at this exact point to gather myself. Very amusing.
My highlight too. Also had to stop.
nonononono not that kind of mouse, I'm referring to buttsex
HeleH Hell yes, I'm ready.
@@ConorDaRobin Good!
Windows.
you must bite some hard dick
A common misconception.
"Not that kind of mouse, I'm referring to butt-sex."
You don't know how many times people get those two things confused. Used to work in a computer store, got kicked out for hitting on the customers.
XD
LMAO XDDDDD
So you can never go back anymore? Clicker, she said... click her I did!
The 90s were a different time, haha.
DoomRater Clicker? I don’t even know her!
For those of you who haven't started Windows yet, all you need to do is type "Windows" at the "Windows" prompt. Pres "Windows" and Windows will start Windows. This will end your Windows session. Now type Alt+W, then the letter "A",then the letter "W"then the letter Alt+O, type the letter S+W, press the Escape key, then the letter "A" , now press all your letters, and our screen should look similar.......ralimimilar.
Notice the little pictures with words under them. These are called "little pictures with words under them." These are pictures that represent different words. These are little symbols that represent pictures that represent words that represent Windows.
one of the advantages of using windows is using dos
Professor, what exactly is a window?
Good question, Pam. The entire screen is a window, a window, the outline inside is a window, window.
Very simply, a window is a CoC. You may have many CoCs slapping each other on the desktop.
And there may be mmm...(error xD)
"auwua"
(awkward silence)
"aauwaa" (higher pitched)
im dead, i have died laughing
"I think you'll find apes on these tapes."
"Windows is a DOS Operating System (DOSOS). Windows is your computer. Windows is this tape."
"One of the advantages of using windows is using DOS."
I didn't know that Windows 3.1 could run in toot! mode...
Pedro Mayorga only on computers with chips
@@noisepuppet We will be raar eb lliw eW.
Mouses.
Nono nono nono nono nono nono noonononoononononononon
All of my tapes are tapes!
I figured I'd run into you here, Kevin!
+Roxie Mika Have you eaten the tape in its entirety yet?
Appleboy78165 I was working on it but i got mesmerized by those cocks slapping each other on the desktop.
Roxie Mika Yeah, that happened to me, too. It's amazing, isn't it?
Seeing vwestlife comment in a youtube poop i never expected that one.
Nothing was wrong with this video. An absolute perfect poop.
Why are these not on TV? I can see it now: "America's Next Top Poop"
You must bytes of hard disk.
in other words... pristine shit.
I'm watching this while taking a poop and can confirm this.
@@benm1414 classy shit
"And you are about to learn SOS by creative new cock memes!"
Cs188 videos in a nutshell.
CSoneeightyeight basically get's all the COC
Allah.........ALLAH!
6 years later, I still watch this to learn SoS by creative new CoC memes
I'm glad windows 3.1 is one of the softest programs available today. yay!
You still have to learn some ill skills to use your tool
Instructions unclear, replaced mouse with buttsex and now there’s many cocks slapping each other on my desktop
Look out the Windows™
There's a Windows™
Great work as ever.
"I think you'll find apes on these tapes."
Sounds like a load of shibubbish to me.
Bring out the Wow Cake.
Don't forget the gazpacho
@@heatthenovakid2824I could die from diarrhea!
0:14 - 0:18 is so good. The comedic timing, tension and pitch change is so great.
AUA
Snitch lol
Pam stirs my floppy drive
+vimfuego1 if you look like your profile picture, the odds of pam using your floppy drive will be quite low
She turns my 3 1/2" floppy disk into a 5 1/4" hard disk
Me me
I’m a 80s man
"All of my tapes are tapes." - Video Professor, 2k16
"Hell yes, I'm ready!"
He..he..he@ll yes! She's ready!
@@Rebmetpes4 Good!
Hella yes!
I always run in Toot Mode when I install tacobell.exe
that feel when you see teckworks commenting on YTP lol
@@zephyfoxy indeed
@@zephyfoxy even porn artists gotta laugh, man
Taco Bell has chips, so it’s totally compatible with Toot mode!
Well, the re-re-refried beans don’t hurt either.
You're not getting enough fiber in your diet, guy.
this... ytp *sob* its... perfect
Snake Gaiden Why hello there Snake Gaiden! Fancy seeing you here!
it's still perfect to this day
I'm not old enough to remember Windows 3.1 but I remember DOS. Some of the computers at the school I went to as a child had DOS but not Windows on them. Everything was launched from a HUGE floppy.
The last sentence in your comment had me busting out laughing
I always have to pause at "now press all your letters... and our screens should look similar" because I'm laughing too hard
Not _that_ kinda mouse, I'm referring to buttsecks
I died lmao
Windows is a disk operating system operating system.
I'll have to withdraw some cash by typing in my PIN number on an ATM machine in order to purchase a copy of this DOS operating system.
+Dan D lel. I get what u did there.
@Jagar Tharn Idk. Let's just say one week. That, if FedEx computers don't use the Windows 3.DOS and Nintendo DC-10. The package itself could also included with a copy of McDonnell Douglas Legend of Zelda.
When the tape says 30 minutes runtime, but you eat it in 5
when I heard, "no no no no no no nnnnnnn not that kind of mouse! Im referring to buttsex" I lost it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too!
The source was edited on an Amiga video toaster
(Yes that is a real thing.)
@StudiosOfAwesome More like a Razer Gaming PC.
State of the art! Have you seen the video for “Time Heals” by Todd Rundgren? all Amiga Video Toaster
Can confirm, ran into one at the storage unit at work, part of a decommissioned 1990s video studio. Maybe someday I can convince them to give me all that great stuff.
You know what they say: All Toasters bite some hard dick
+noisepuppet help, my screen does not look similar!....aralimilar!
Type Alt+W, then the letter A, then the letter W, then the letter Alt+O. Type the letter S+W. Press the Escape key, then the letter A. Now press all the letters.
@@CecilyCampbell But, how do I eat the tape in its entirety, Pam?! And how do I run in toot mode?! And, most importantly, how do I end my windows session... nession? Or make my screen look similar... arimilar!? Or the pictures with words under them that happen to be called pictures with words under them?
@@shawnfields2369 Notice this icon labeled "Ass."
"You may have many coocs slapping eachother on the desktop".
I don't think internet porn was a thing back in those days.
Ascii porn tho
"All you need to do is type 'Windows' at the Windows prompt. Press Windows and Windows will start Windows."
This will end your Windows session.
But it's just for decoration.
Oops....wrong video.
Now type Alt+W, then the letter A, then the letter W, then the letter Alt+O. Type the letter S+W. Press the Escape key, then the letter A. Now press all the letters.
@@DaveTypeII yeah, that would be a drawback.
And our screen should look similar...ralimilar.
"One of the advantages of using windows, is using DOS" Couldn't have said it better myself.
But it's such a seedy, floppy mess!
(Wait, wrong YTPer-)
i wish windows 10 ran in toot mode
"I'm the video professor, and you are about to learn SOS by creative new cock memes. Allah.............ALLAH."
I would like to preform mouse with other humans
I probably shouldn't be laughing at this as much as I did, but this brings back so many '90s grade school computer class memories. How could I forget the first educational videotape they made me eat?
Hell yes, I'm ready
By far one of the funniest YTPs I've ever seen! Amazing work!
man I love Noisepuppet's YTPs, they continue off from the last one they've uploaded and it never fails at cheering me up. : )
a window is a coc
Could u imagine all them cocks slapping all over the desktop going mooomoomooom?!
I watched this already but every single joke hit me with full force. I even guessed the pressing W bit right and I still broke out laughing and cried tears.
In ten years, when this video will have disappeared like all good things do, I will still remember it and try to find it. This is a part of me.
All of my tapes are tapes.
You should eat the tape in its entirety.
Work sucked balls, come home to a new NoisePuppet YTP. Awesomest day evar!
Same experience. Really shitty day at work. A new ytp makes it better though.
"Now type all W, then letter then A, then the letter W, then the letter Alt + 0, type the letter S plus W, press the Escape key then the letter A, Now press all your letters, and our screen should look similar.
Wut! This what you get tricky letters when you should transformed to BSOD.
2:01
"whiiimahimmaller"
I had to pause the video as I was going to suffocate from laughing so hard - Jesus, AWESOME!!!!
This how my grandma hears my explanations.
noisepuppet comin thru with the monthly creative new coc meems
Pam is Thicc
n ah
Lost it at 2:01 even though I saw it coming years ago.
The moment I heard "Then the letter Alt + O" is what really sealed this one
I love this video so fucking much i want it played on my funeral or else i aint dying.
Windows is your computer
-my grandma
*The perfect YTP doesn't exi-*
"All of my tapes are tapes"
"Result in a fine of Ayahuasca"
(*Googles Ayahuasca*)
This explains the trippy videos np!
ayahuasca's wiki article is trippy to same extent ;(
sextent
2:24 Michael Rosen: "Look out the window! There's a professor."
Every so often i still think "now go-o-o-o and pra-a-a-rp nyeh"
2:11 Imhotep teaching priest kids hieroglyphics in egypt, 1030 BCE
not that kind of mouse! I was referring to butt sex
It's very important to make that distinction!
NONO
NONO
NONO
NONO
still losing it at "now press all your letters" in 2022
Real talk, yo. Pam's a cutie. ;)
True. Anyone got her number?
I'd like to find my software manual on her tapes
Not even the fbi warning is safe.
I felt like Beavis and Butthead see when they're watching a video class.
2:06 Reminds me of that line from Fresh Prince of Blair
“Look at those little symbols. We call them *W O R D S”*
Very well.
I knew even when i was little that video professor would be a very short lived thing. This is truly what replaced it.
I'm familiar with Pam's Windows, I peek in them at night.
They open and close dont they ;)
I asked Pam if she could help me out with my floppy.
Pam is pretty. I would play with her Windows!
She's probably got pretty big windows
2:37 Wow, comedy gold.
And they may be mMMmMmMmmuuUmmmmmMm
“Now type Alt+W. Then the letter A. Then the letter W. Then the letter Alt plus O. Type the letter S+W, press the escape key, then the letter A. Now press all your letters.”
_[blue screen]_
I followed instructions, accurately- and ended up opening a memology-multiverse portal. Thanks!
I think I learned more about windows here than I ever did when I had a computer with windows installed.
MS-SoS
All those different program names they show at the beginning... I learned all of those back in the day... holy crap I feel old now.
Same, and would you believe, at my current workplace, there are still people using WorDOS Perfect for WinDOS
@noisepuppet at least you can rest assured knowing they learned all those programs with no studying. How? With studying.
I died at the bluescreen one: "Now press all your letters and our screen should look similiar." haha
I am laughing REALLY hard at this Windows YTP!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
all of my tapes are tapes.
I think you'll find your software manuals on these tapes.
I think you'll find tapes on these tapes.
I heard aids lol
Poor Pam, I don't think she learned very much.
Gotta say, those are some funky-looking windows in the background at 1:10 - maybe they're slapping each other? 😏
1:06 DigiTooT
0:30 thought that said worldstar for a sec
me not being a very good tape salesman: 0:38
Hell yes! I'm ready!
And they may be *MMMMMMMMOOMMM*
Found this once again
Pam's cute af
That's true. What's her number? I want to ask her what her interests are, and who she be with, you know, things that make her smile, what numbers to dial, the usual.
One the advantages of using Windows is using DOS
When Everything Is Terrible! collects all seven chaos emeralds, it turns into Noisepuppet.
noisepuppet gets the seven human souls and becomes sus lul coc toot
Mouses!
NO NO, No No, no no, *no no*
Notice the little pictures with words under them. These are called little pictures with words under them. These are pictures that represent different words. These are little symbols that represent pictures that represent words that represent Windows.
A window is a cak
:41-:44 "I think you'll find your software manual on these tapes."
So THAT's what happened to my software manual! The Video Professor STOLE IT! LOL
Double click the sus
1:43 types all the commands given then all my letters. “Our screen should look similar.” Mine doesn’t. Am I doing something wrong?
Why does the video professor have so much dandruff on his shoulders when his head is incased in a CRT monitor?
It's 3 in the morning and I can't sleep, so instead I'm watching this.
Pam double-click on the SuS
are these getting funnier or is my brain just slowly melting?
When he said then press all your letters got me dude. Lol 😂!!!!!!!
I didn't learn anything about three point windos 3.1.
jill valentine teaches you how to use windows 3.1