Most of this YTP was edited live on Twitch as a little thank-you event for y'all helping me out of my financial jam a couple weeks ago. I seriously can't thank y'all enough, the supporter list is longer than its ever been and I'm so thrilled that I get to continue making nonsense like this for the foreseeable future 💜
I just wanted to thank you for all the videos you've made. You've brought me and my friends so many smiles over the years. Especially your King of the hill videos. They were the first youtube poops I ever saw. I've probably watched them 100 times or more in the last 10 years. You're one of the people that made me want to get into video editing. I even made my own poop from the first episode of KOTH, but unfortunately my laptop got broken before I could upload it. Anyway.... thanks for all of this. It really makes me happy seeing your top tier stuff. ^-^
Glad that's resolved. Financial Jams are kinda tough sometimes, that's why I use Debt Jelly. Goes great with toast and toasted toast and toaster toasted toaster toast from the toaster oven. Sweet AND chunchy.
Are you struggling with regular-sized details? Get yourself a little d today! Here's how to order: Turn on Closed Captions and check these out. 2:06 A split second frame from the YTP "Of or Belonging to Arby". 3:17 Every number on this Stopwatch is actually a joke. 69, nice. 24601 is from Les Miserables. 701 is a reference to "The Price is Rice". 3:56 Bluetooth the Dog is on the Bluetooth Speaker. 5:50 the Frontline Plus box is edited. 5:55 The words and chords here are a reference to the YTP "Hey Buddy, Nice Cards!" Thanks for another great YTP!
The complete Goods catalog: 0:06 an unspecified microscope 0:10 an unspecified kid surveillance system 0:16 the Carbage Can 0:41 the Forever Wallet 0:55 the Titan Wallet 1:34 the Basket 2:17 Yuffie 2:24 Mike 3:21 Boom Boom 4:11 the Peeler Leeler 4:42 Door Dash 5:12 the Power Outlet Thing 5:26 the Seedy Sea 5:54 the Flat F*** Hand Truck 6:18 Tigers 6:45 Nothing, there is no solution to this problem 6:57 Backseat Boom Zoom 7:23 Space 8:11 Fresh Watermelon
"This is the future, shouldn't there be a robot? There is...n't, and there's no solution. You don't stand a chance. SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER" That's very aggressive for a commercial.
7:01 I can't tell if that's supposed to be Jean-brand jeans to avoid copyright (which they could have just not had anything there instead of hastily scribbling a name) or if the guy's name is Jean and he wrote it on his own pants so he knows they're his.
Guaranteed never to leak all my family photos? Damn, that's better online security than Zuckerbook! When the Beakers started Meeping, I lost it! "That was your favorite song! Now for some annoying songs!" is absolutely a listening-to-FM-radio-in-the-car mood.
"Fits right in your cart, then goes from cart to car, and car to car, and car to cart! Then goes from kitchen into car, and car to carbage can for family road trips!" You are a genius.
0:22 I love the idea of someone who developed a trash can for cars, but it only fits in any of the vehicles from the Pixar movie and is exclusively resistant to Pepsi and nothing else.
her name is rio, she dont dance across the sand just like that rio dancer, 'cross the dance-y land I'll never not be able to hear that in my mind when listening to Duran Duran.
in the short time ive been a fan of dathings (didnt discover the channel until more recently) quickly has become one of my fav channels omg these are the best ytps ive ever seen
6:18 "Introducing Tigers: the brand new way to dust in your home" Could be an unintentional reference to Dustin Martin, who plays for the Richmond Tigers in the AFL
![[YTP] TOO MUCH DRIBBLING WITH THE BALLSKETBLAB](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cAyXnosUV20/mqdefault.jpg)
Most of this YTP was edited live on Twitch as a little thank-you event for y'all helping me out of my financial jam a couple weeks ago. I seriously can't thank y'all enough, the supporter list is longer than its ever been and I'm so thrilled that I get to continue making nonsense like this for the foreseeable future 💜
It was really cool to catch a bit of that stream! Hope youre doing well
You're on twitch? :D
I just wanted to thank you for all the videos you've made. You've brought me and my friends so many smiles over the years. Especially your King of the hill videos. They were the first youtube poops I ever saw. I've probably watched them 100 times or more in the last 10 years. You're one of the people that made me want to get into video editing. I even made my own poop from the first episode of KOTH, but unfortunately my laptop got broken before I could upload it. Anyway.... thanks for all of this. It really makes me happy seeing your top tier stuff. ^-^
Glad that's resolved. Financial Jams are kinda tough sometimes, that's why I use Debt Jelly. Goes great with toast and toasted toast and toaster toasted toaster toast from the toaster oven. Sweet AND chunchy.
It's good to know when life gives you financial jam, you can sometimes make financial-aid.
I love the implication that the Carbage can is free, but you need to pay them to not leak your personal photos.
Describes most services on the internet nowadays, to be fair.
"Don't Delay, Despair Today!" Is such a good line.
Don't Despair, Delay Today!
madoka magica
Night vale
@@elphelt.valentine Better Danganronpa
I know you
Whoever invented the in-car trash can and DIDN'T name it the Carbage Can missed out on a golden opportunity.
Right! I figured that was its actual name.
Holy shit I thought that was the actual name? This editing is amazing
You no have place for trash!
LOL you made me realize i wasn't watching an actual commercial !!!! XDD
I checked on Amazon and a product by that name does actually exist! It doesn't look like it hangs off the front seat though.
I envy the person who can willingly describe dogs as “you as a child but smaller.”
The idea of a company selling a Pomeranian named Mike as if he were a product has me dying.
Weird!
Ugh, gross!
Wait until you hear about pet shops!
Now I know where jacksfilms got the $10000 dog to test out
Mike lets you explore the Mike World anytime you want. You can see what Mike's skin and hair look like.
@@patrickstonecrusher nah wrong not weird or gross so silence you m0ngrel.
I can't wait to serve incredible behind at the grocery store!
no way, madame Philosophy Abigail Tube herself is here :0
That makes no sense
Could you come back in a half an hour? 😏
@@orlandowordsmith6208 her channel seems fake
Even the intelligentsia can appreciate the simple pleasures of a well edited and perfectly captioned YTP
“Scooby Doobie residue-be-hind” is next level
5:26 is by far my favorite.
"Would you spend a dollar to help protect a doll?.. Of f*cking course you would.."
He sounds so done with your bullshit.
Me when i donate bits to Dollip Daze
4:17 was such a perfectly understated gag.
I sure gagged
i physically recoiled
I started wondering about all the things I ate that may not have been chocolate
@@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248 weird cuz I started wandering about how my hair is chocolate
@@cellularautomaton. Me too. I cringed pretty hard.
"There's no solution. You don't stand a chance. Suffer suffer suffer."
Relatable
omg the guy shaving onto the cheesecake got me so good. thanks for making these.
same
Are you struggling with regular-sized details? Get yourself a little d today! Here's how to order:
Turn on Closed Captions and check these out.
2:06 A split second frame from the YTP "Of or Belonging to Arby".
3:17 Every number on this Stopwatch is actually a joke.
69, nice. 24601 is from Les Miserables. 701 is a reference to "The Price is Rice".
3:56 Bluetooth the Dog is on the Bluetooth Speaker.
5:50 the Frontline Plus box is edited.
5:55 The words and chords here are a reference to the YTP "Hey Buddy, Nice Cards!"
Thanks for another great YTP!
"Plus you can feel gross"
Finally! I've always felt like I was missing out on something
7:41 “and there’s room for a 6th thing” Fucking sent me these are always amazing
“Need to charge your phone? Nope.”
@@willsir129 *Ascends into fucking space*
@@jureid4581 Just get rid of things that inconvenience you. Including people.
Funny thing is, that line is actually from the original commercial.
What’s the music
The complete Goods catalog:
0:06 an unspecified microscope
0:10 an unspecified kid surveillance system
0:16 the Carbage Can
0:41 the Forever Wallet
0:55 the Titan Wallet
1:34 the Basket
2:17 Yuffie
2:24 Mike
3:21 Boom Boom
4:11 the Peeler Leeler
4:42 Door Dash
5:12 the Power Outlet Thing
5:26 the Seedy Sea
5:54 the Flat F*** Hand Truck
6:18 Tigers
6:45 Nothing, there is no solution to this problem
6:57 Backseat Boom Zoom
7:23 Space
8:11 Fresh Watermelon
Nice
That watermelon was the perfect end
It's "A Basket," not "The Basket"
What is the music that plays when he says space
It’s not the basket, it’s A basket
As a Homestuck fan that almost never gets clean, this YTP reached me.
6:22
Take a shower, stinky.
Weird!
Ugh, gross!
gog, same >:/
@@rebeccathumb9584 frrrr. Nasty ass😅
"You need space, Max" Oh that hit me in the feels.
Oh, Yeah, I got that feeling so hard too!!!
Hit me because I just watched all those Ethereal Snake videos the other day, and momentarily forgot that this wasn't one of them.
Feeling feelings? Must be the Feels Time.
"This is the future, shouldn't there be a robot? There is...n't, and there's no solution. You don't stand a chance. SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER"
That's very aggressive for a commercial.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the mash ups at the end of these ytps? They're oddly catchy. 😆
You should check out her full length mashups they’re great
"Oh, Rio, Rio, she really looking like a man" had me dead.
@@ShortyLongstrokin Thank you for your reply. I love laughing at edge lords in TH-cam comment sections.
@@ShortyLongstrokin it says “an Oreo” but k
I love these ytps
5:55 love it when YTPs reference other YTPs
it’s professional
went back to check and noticed the music chords, which I didn't on first watch. [AMATEURISH]
@@chaosangel42 didn’t notice that at first as well
there's a frame from 'of or belonging to arby' at 2:06
The “shrinking family and growing car space” at 7:23 got me good
Can’t wait for the threequel, Services™️
7:26 it's such a simple change but "shrinking family" really got to me
Guy who keeps losing custody of his kids one by one
@@gergelygalvacsy2251he keeps losing custody of his kids because he just keeps buying bigger cars and cannot afford to care for his children
WHY DID “GET LOST MARGARET” CRACK ME UP SO MUCH
Roses are red
I hate lag spikes
How did this get
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I would gladly watch a 15 minute YTP entirely about Mike.
Glad to see Mike, the newest entry in the Pet lineup, following on the iconic Matt and Pat.
Props to you for keeping the ytp genre alive.
I'm doing it too. Me and the girls making it immortal
So the Carbage Can is completely free, but you have to pay for it to not leak your family photos? What a slimy, but clever business strategy...
I like DaThings videos because when I get an ad at the start of the video it feels just random enough that it's almost a part of the video
I am obligated to admit that this video had a perfect end.
I love how the subtitles consistently refer to that dog as Mike.
an instant classic at just an hour old, just the quality i've come to expect from your channel
2:26 the dog's distorted face while eating really got me
To me it was the "mischi-vish" haha
7:19 holy shit that brought back memories of yelling "It's not magic, it's MAGNETS" with my friends in like 6th grade
"Oh Rio Rio, she really lookin' like an Oreo."
certified hood classic
Carrying water bottles by hand is AMATUERISH
The fact that they constructed "among us" only to use it in a completely normal sentece is just wonderful
The professional/ameteurish callback got me REAL good
The "amateurish" guy dropping all his stuff 🤣🤣
I am absolutely captivated by a wallet attached to a balloon... Thank you
Ellie got a lot of mileage out of that clip, didn't she
"Without leaving any Scooby Dooby ResiDoobyhind" Absolutely brilliant...
7:01 I can't tell if that's supposed to be Jean-brand jeans to avoid copyright (which they could have just not had anything there instead of hastily scribbling a name) or if the guy's name is Jean and he wrote it on his own pants so he knows they're his.
It could be his very own brand of jeans! And so he named them after himself.
He bought them with his Bank of Anywhere debit card
Fruit of the loom!
I love the way the casual walk he does when he walks on the house, through the house, over the house, up the house, and in the graveyard
RIP in peace, Mark Iplier.
@@ShortyLongstrokin WHAT?!
I don't know why, but the BONK at 5:15 really got me.
Best use of the Tally Hall bonus track Mucka Blucka in a YTP I've ever seen
If any one has discovered Tally Hall from this YTP, to them I say bloody welcome to Tally Hall!
And it comes full circle, because the MMMM album was selected on the “iPod” egg cooker’s screen in the prequel YTP
I missed when you added the Scooby-Dooby Residue on stream, i laughed pretty hard at that
did they actually say "AND NO-ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU" in a forever wallet ad or is your sentence mixing getting too good
These YTP commercials just keep getting more and more like Villainous shorts.
Think they said something along the lines of “And no one will believe how much stuff you can fit” and then she added the “you”
I literally just reread Homestuck, just in time for DaThings to call my hygiene into question
2:26 Nothing could've ever prepared me for a Chills cameo
Guaranteed never to leak all my family photos? Damn, that's better online security than Zuckerbook!
When the Beakers started Meeping, I lost it!
"That was your favorite song! Now for some annoying songs!" is absolutely a listening-to-FM-radio-in-the-car mood.
6:45 - Hey there, Big Guy, do you need a man to open that pickle jar for you?
“Because we know you could use a hand, here’s a power outlet thing!” Got me GOOD!
I personally think you struck gold with Products. Good to see you've still got the Midas touch.
Using "resi-due be-hind" to make a Scooby Dooby Doo reference was utterly inspired.
this inspired me, as a homestuck fan, to get clean
see you after my shower.
"would you spend a dollar to protect a doll? of fuckin course you would"
I have nothing else to say, just that
actually I do. I would absolutely pay a dollar to protect my girlfriend (doll)
3:57 “You could pay $100 for a bluetooth speaker, or you can get a Boom Boom for just ninety-nine!” A GREAT deal!
The stag for $14.99 absolutely slayed me
5:19
missed opportunity to say "without leaving any Scooby-Dooby-Residooby behind"
6:35 “Hey now, WOOOO, look at that dance across the dusty stand” is a perfect example of Ellie’s comedic and editing genius.
Your work's always amazing but this genre is possibly my favourite. "You need space, Max" killed me.
These infomercial YTP's are really good. You've yet to upload a bad one, great job.
most terrifying cover of "rio" i've ever heard
I wasn't prepared for the Homestuck reference and it gave me horrible trauma flashbacks. 10/10
Is it true that homestuck fans almost never get clean?
@@shrimpkraken Can confirm, still in recovery myself
yeah B33
@@shrimpkraken it's more that you never recover from falling down all those s t a i r s
@@rcbinchicken it's our fault, I mean we were warned after all
Zucchiwi had me cracking up more than it should have.
"Look at that dance across the dusty stand" is just such a testiment to the primo quality of what you do. It cracks me up every time.
Amazing demonstration of the Kuleshov effect at 4:17
6:07
If Kojimbo puts a Flat Fuck Hand Truck in Death Stranding 2, I will purchase the game.
If and only if.
The cheesecake part made my soul exit my body 😂😂
“Ding Ding Ding its terrible” really got me 😂
Just as funny as the first one, which I didn't think would be possible, but your editing skills are simply magic!
*And when I say "magic", I mean it*
It's probably the sleep deprivation talking, but I LOST it at Scooby Dooby Residue.
so beautiful. The comments talking about their favorite parts had me cry laughing even more.
"Fits right in your cart, then goes from cart to car, and car to car, and car to cart! Then goes from kitchen into car, and car to carbage can for family road trips!"
You are a genius.
07:00 I’m so happy that it said “Jean” on his jeans😇
Good to see you are doing better, keep up the good work.
A banger of a sequel to my favorite YTP?! Now I can feel good about my personal problems! It even has Yurf! :D
Yurf is yurfavorite? 😊
@@orlandowordsmith6208 I gave him yurforever wallet
And now Yurf has Space too!
2:08 was like a 3-2-1 punch with the amount of jokes there, love it
0:55 I love how they put their advert on right after the forever wallet just to rub it in 😂
The shavings falling onto the cake made me HOWL lmao
I absolutely lost my shit when I heard the bit with Beaker. This whole video is comedy gold
Yet another masterpiece. Your sentence Mixing is the best I’ve ever seen
"Introducing Mike, the Amazing New Dog!"
**slams $500 Monopoly Money on the table**
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
I love the cuts to Holly's intro stream theme throughout this; didn't know I needed that in a YTP until now.
0:22 I love the idea of someone who developed a trash can for cars, but it only fits in any of the vehicles from the Pixar movie and is exclusively resistant to Pepsi and nothing else.
and the trash can itself is free but if you don't pay a fee it will leak your family photos
Another banger, Ellie. I can't wait for Merchandise™!
Another appreciator of Mucka Blucka by Tally Hall?? You have MY vote!
I can't believe they give me the option to pay a separate fee to not leak my family photos. Most vendors just reserve the right in the EULA.
The word "Zucchiwi" had already entered my head and then 2 seconds later, DaThings made my dreams into memes.
Can't wait for the sequel Bads™
Then there will be the third in the trilogy, Services TM
cs188 takes the series in a new direction with Uglies™
“Forever Wallet, the last wallet we’ll ever offer-still using that old Forever Wallet?”
"Don't delay, despair today."
[Monokuma has sent you a friend request]
her name is rio, she dont dance across the sand
just like that rio dancer, 'cross the dance-y land
I'll never not be able to hear that in my mind when listening to Duran Duran.
in the short time ive been a fan of dathings (didnt discover the channel until more recently)
quickly has become one of my fav channels omg these are the best ytps ive ever seen
This felt like some weird fever dream but I fully loved it, you're getting better with every video. The comedy is still on point, great joj.
I'm obsessed with, "a fresh Watermelon is the perfect end."
I love commercial YTP's, they always have me rolling.
They're always funny
Fr we need more commercial ytps more often
6:18 "Introducing Tigers: the brand new way to dust in your home" Could be an unintentional reference to Dustin Martin, who plays for the Richmond Tigers in the AFL
I've been really wondering how to serve better behind at the grocery store, thank you for this
“Even the strongest among us sometimes need a job!” - me sending my resume to the third company in a day
A YTP of the finest quality and I'm about to watch it again.
Fresh watermelon really is the perfect end.