Specifying "Pizza, the famous and popular food" - as if there's a possibility of us mistaking it for something else - has big eldritch-horror-in-disguise energy
Born too late to explore the planet Born too early to explore space Born just in time to eat a steakburger from steak 'n' shake on July 22nd, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington, West Virginia localized entirely within your kitchen
Born too late to explore the planet, born too early to explore the universe, Not even notified in time to eat a steak burger from Steak ‘n Shake on July 22nd 2023 at 2pm eastern time in Huntington within my own kitchen
Yeah, I think I've got five or six spare years to spend hanging out with flat earthers on the side of a lake watching Even Stevens. I can probably squeeze it into my schedule.
You're a flat-earther? Get in my car. I'm taking you to the mountains, but I'm not old enough to bicycle. I hope you like Even Stevens. Please also cancel your plans for the next 5-6 years.
6:45 Okay, that's genuinely a pretty good description of YTP and what makes it work... Sentence-mixed into a YTP out of something completely unrelated. That is ART.
Hello everyone! I suggested this YTP as my prize for Dathings' Try Not to Laugh challenge and it turned out so much better than I could ever imagine. Go share it with your Even Stevens friends and be free!
“The sins of humanity came a result of one pathetic man in the garden of Eden, just as the stigma of chicken nuggets came from one pathetic, gross chicken nugget in the garden of McDonald’s ” - The Book of Flat Alfie 13:11, FSV (Fortnite Standard Version)
God I don't know how DaThings can so consistently create such great youtube poops, it always amazes me how original and funny she is every single time, that takes some serious talent and I love her for that!
The explanation for what a YTP is was honestly so impressive, cause not only was the editing/ word splicing EXQUISITE, but you actually managed to effectively define the YTP genre. I had no idea this was possible.
absolutely hilarious, there's some genuinely clever jokes here and it's so much funnier with the context of the original videos. 3:53-4:04 especially, this bit killed me.
This is basically an encapsulation of how my brain works- starting out talking about how concerned I am at science deniers, and then derailing hard into how hungry I am and these cool video games and anime I just got into.
Everyone is welcome to come have a steak burger from Steak and Shake at 2pm on my birthday in Huntington. I won’t be there, but you’re welcome to do it
Bad news. I looked it up on Google Maps, and the only Steak n Shake in Huntington is closed. There's one in Barboursville, but it just won't be the same. :(
i just happened to watch this for the first time on july 22nd 2023 after eating a hamburger. alas, not from steak and shake, and not at 2pm, but it was localized entirely within my kitchen so
Well, it's official. You can no longer eat a steakburger from Steak 'N Shake on July 22, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington West Virginia (localized entirely within your kitchen).
I'm going to end up linking that outro many times throughout my life. Such a concise way to explain YTP, something I've found myself doing for almost as long as YTP has existed.
I do hope that some wonderful West Virginian viewer enjoyed a steakburger from Steak 'N Shake in their Huntington, WV kitchen on the 22nd of July, 2023 at 2pm EDT.
thank you for manifesting the nightmares I give myself from leaving his vids playing while I sleep. If Folsen Idans doesn't witness what he's done to me I will cry. nice distorted face at 2:56
@@corvuscorax7451 It's like a 15 minute drive to that one, it's not too bad. The Marshall campus one will reopen when the fall semester starts, but that won't be in time for July 22nd.
For those wondering if Dan has seen this, he recently tweeted "Fact: me hungry"
Who is this Dan guy anyway?
I need a link
@@javiers5599Try googling (with quotes):
foldablehuman "me hungry"
The things we have to do to share other online stuff on here. Thanks, spambots.
@@BungSmugglerDan Olsen From Folding Ideas.
@@BuhBuhGuyMan
Olson
"It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour chicken nuggets"
Now THAT, is DeePlY FaSciNatIng.
So that was what the rock was cookin....
Put in the work, put in the hours, and take what's ours (chicken nuggets).
2:51
Fingerli King good
"fortnite is an offshoot of christianity" this sentence will forever make me laugh
this totally explains the Roman Colosseum
"And thus god is Carlton."
Dr Witnesser
I was doing a try not to laugh challenge to this video and that's what finally got me 🤣
4:15
Specifying "Pizza, the famous and popular food" - as if there's a possibility of us mistaking it for something else - has big eldritch-horror-in-disguise energy
About the size of a fully grown pizza
My new rapper stage name is gonna be "Pizza the Idiot". It'll go well with Chance the Rapper and Portugal the Man.
2:22
Born too late to explore the planet
Born too early to explore space
Born just in time to eat a steakburger from steak 'n' shake on July 22nd, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington, West Virginia localized entirely within your kitchen
Born too late to explore the planet, born too early to explore the universe,
Not even notified in time to eat a steak burger from Steak ‘n Shake on July 22nd 2023 at 2pm eastern time in Huntington within my own kitchen
3:30 I didn't even realize that "Eat oranges on the far shore and just..." was a rhyme at first. That's amazing
probably the most elaborate way to deal with flat-earthers
The real flat earth was the friends we made along the way
Yeah, I think I've got five or six spare years to spend hanging out with flat earthers on the side of a lake watching Even Stevens. I can probably squeeze it into my schedule.
@@redbearwoodallI’m just saying, if you manage it, you will almost certainly end up friends (or maybe mortal enemies)
The flirth
“You only have ten cents. That’s barely double digits.” Perfect line, man. Lol
4:56
As a flat earther, I can confirm that the pivot to flat alfie will allow us all to play fornite with christian bears who do the Carlton. Blessed be.
You're a flat-earther? Get in my car. I'm taking you to the mountains, but I'm not old enough to bicycle. I hope you like Even Stevens.
Please also cancel your plans for the next 5-6 years.
@@fjLKAorange is the new cookie.
@@fjLKA Maybe we could vape and pick huckleberries!
Yeah but shut up!
--Aristotle
Praise be(ar) to he!
"This is serious. Pray about it, and don't do it again" is going right into my bag of YTP quotes that I will continue to confuse my friends with.
Glad I'm not the only one who has such bag
I showed "hey buddy, nice cards" to my coworker and now he won't stop calling things amateurish and/or professional.
2:09
6:45 Okay, that's genuinely a pretty good description of YTP and what makes it work... Sentence-mixed into a YTP out of something completely unrelated. That is ART.
Literally the most beautiful use of ytp editing ever. I love it
It's perfect
A continuation of Jore Jarrison’s enlightening monologue on the topic.
I feel like I just watched a folding ideas video about ytps, I really do
it's exactly the kind of video Dan would make about ytp
in fact how can we be sure that this exact video isn't really secretly him doing that?
As a kind person who writes Jamie Oliver x Chicken Nugget fan fiction, this video speaks to me on a personal level.
Thank you for your service.
I though they were referencing chikin nuggit
I'd love to read some. Where is it? 🙃
@@MortalAnonymous
You think it's a joke, but people really have written things like Tony The Tiger/The Grinch
@@saagabragi6938 And you think I'm joking, but I love reading off the wall cringe.
“This episode is brought to you by the letter U”
“I’m sorry, that’s really A”
That one got me
"What do?" is such a simple edit yet it never gets old
I don't think.
i severely hope that mr dolson is made aware of that end part because its a genuinely sublime act of transformative art
This is maybe the most violent credits mashup yet
Definitely some sensory overload going on during that one lol
i like it though, definitely checking that band out. been on a metal kick
@@Rubberhighwire There's a lot, they've been around a while. If you want your mind blown... those are cellos and not guitars.
@@ziginox oooohhh neat
Hello everyone!
I suggested this YTP as my prize for Dathings' Try Not to Laugh challenge and it turned out so much better than I could ever imagine. Go share it with your Even Stevens friends and be free!
this is probably my favorite one out of the requested ytps, great pick for an Ellie source imo
"God is Carlton"
Don't think we wouldn't catch that YTP deep cut
And God said, "Can you make me a sandwich?"
Oh my God...
he's God!
@@ToaOfFusion "Noh!"
no its krobo not deepercut : )
As a Flearther, I can confirm that turdy degrees happens to be the melting point of saus
I used to have a teacher who said turd instead of third, which lead to "two turds" being the height of math class humor.
“The sins of humanity came a result of one pathetic man in the garden of Eden, just as the stigma of chicken nuggets came from one pathetic, gross chicken nugget in the garden of McDonald’s ” - The Book of Flat Alfie 13:11, FSV (Fortnite Standard Version)
"That's kind of steak it or leave it" is killing me
God I don't know how DaThings can so consistently create such great youtube poops, it always amazes me how original and funny she is every single time, that takes some serious talent and I love her for that!
It's literally just steak it or leave it
@@antoniocasias5545 Its a line in the YTP. Sounds like you need to watch it again lol
You're not getting paid nearly well enough for this level of editing
holy shit, a Folding Ideas ytp? DaThings you're fucking wild for this one
Ideas Folded Flat? 🤔😆
tbh i've been waiting for this one since the chicken nugget mashup at the end of the Darren Korb YTP
@@kumquatqueen5975more like unfolded and nicley smoothed out ideas
@@kumquatqueen5975Flattening Ideas with Don Arson
@@disnecessaurorex4908 Flatironed Ideas with Denny Orsen
Dan speaks so authoritatively that even all chopped up my brain wants to follow him to his conclusion
“Yar har har, the Flerth is in my own backyard.”
Lives in my head rent free
I can't believe Wikins and Won'tkins were flat earthers
They were also felt earthers
5:52 Lmao DaThings actually based the lake shape (& nearby roads) off Mille Lacs, a big lake in real life Minnesota. Hell yeah
The explanation for what a YTP is was honestly so impressive, cause not only was the editing/ word splicing EXQUISITE, but you actually managed to effectively define the YTP genre. I had no idea this was possible.
3:43 Kermit’s bafflement is priceless!
“Localised entirely within your kitchen” 😂
The explanation of YTP at the end actually sounds like how Dan Olsen would phrase it.
absolutely hilarious, there's some genuinely clever jokes here and it's so much funnier with the context of the original videos. 3:53-4:04 especially, this bit killed me.
5:48
I love how this woman likes to make her own art for certain gags.
Wilkins x Flat Earth is absolute goddamn delinquency
This is the hardest I've laughed at one of your videos since Jenson's Impact, I was pretty much dead from the start
2:01
“Flat Alph is bleeding to death and you’re laughing?”
0:50 has to be one of the stupidest, funniest sentences I've ever heard in a ytp. Masterpiece.
the steamed hams part got me so much
This is basically an encapsulation of how my brain works- starting out talking about how concerned I am at science deniers, and then derailing hard into how hungry I am and these cool video games and anime I just got into.
Everyone is welcome to come have a steak burger from Steak and Shake at 2pm on my birthday in Huntington. I won’t be there, but you’re welcome to do it
2:32 for context
Bad news. I looked it up on Google Maps, and the only Steak n Shake in Huntington is closed. There's one in Barboursville, but it just won't be the same. :(
"This isn't Poortnite" Capitalist Dan Olson is so cursed
i just happened to watch this for the first time on july 22nd 2023 after eating a hamburger. alas, not from steak and shake, and not at 2pm, but it was localized entirely within my kitchen so
whoever eats a burger from steak and shake on july 22 2023 at 2pm est in huntington west virginia will have no idea a video has already mentioned them
Wow! I love Folding Ideas, and you've stitched these together perfectly! I love the Jamie Oliver x Chicken Nugget part, lol. XD
It's long running character HatThings! DaThings with a HAT!
This video is very steak-it-or-leave-it
The persuading idiots at 1:15 was 🤌🤌🤌🤌
That “persuading idiots” was _soooo_ smooth.
any day when DaThings uploads is a good day
“And the primary concern of god is the true nature of the Carlton dance, its origin, and its destiny.”
4:34 they removed my favorite shot pistol rifle gun in the latest season and that's very steak-it-or-leave-it
good luck on your date!
I've watched this a hundred times, because even YTP'd, his voice makes me feel safe.
after all this time, i still find myself surprised you didn't find a good place for "tepid meat goo"
The sentence mixing was so incredible I never needed the captions while still retaining that YTP style. Amazing job.
Well, it's official.
You can no longer eat a steakburger from Steak 'N Shake on July 22, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington West Virginia (localized entirely within your kitchen).
love the post credits bit in this one
I genuinely haven't laughed this hard since, well, your last YTP, your jokes and editing are always so clever
So a steak burger from Steak n Shake on July 22, 2023 at 2pm in Huntington, WV. Only a 4 hour drive!
I have the sudden urge to go to steak ‘n Shake in Huntington wv on July 22 2023
I'm going to end up linking that outro many times throughout my life. Such a concise way to explain YTP, something I've found myself doing for almost as long as YTP has existed.
“Localized entirely within your kitchen.”
You sly dog
what a coincidence, I just happened to watch his video on "the metaverse" earlier today
That's a real Steak and Shake in West Virginia, see you all there on the 22nd!
2:51 caught me off guard so hard LMFAO
0:42
"People like that need brainwashing"
YAR HAR HAR 😂
Watching this at 2PM EST on July 22nd, 2023.
have this timed so 2pm eastern time plays at 2pm eastern time
Amazing. I don't know how I continue to be shocked by the sources you manage to make hilarious, but I am.
I don’t know how you manage to make these. Must be hours of trawling through videos and clipping and refining. Thank you for your art.
On July 22 2023 at 2pm ET let's all order the steak burger from the Steak n Shake in Huntington, WV. The look on the cashier's face will be epic.
i think this is one of your best ever sentence mixes i love this SO much
Awesome, another DaThings video to watch 500 times until I can recite it word-for-word
Loved that Wilkins Coffee reference! I remember watching those commercials nonstop for half an hour or more back in the late 2010s.
"Stop being poor, this isn't poortnite."
"I'm so far above your financial skill level"
hooting and hollering
I want a full version of that Cruel Angel's Thesis mashup
The 4 Evangelion pronunciations was the ytp equivalent of when Eminem starts going full scat mode
I do hope that some wonderful West Virginian viewer enjoyed a steakburger from Steak 'N Shake in their Huntington, WV kitchen on the 22nd of July, 2023 at 2pm EDT.
Threetnite is my kryptonite.
thank you for manifesting the nightmares I give myself from leaving his vids playing while I sleep. If Folsen Idans doesn't witness what he's done to me I will cry.
nice distorted face at 2:56
Finally, I've been looking everywhere for Plays Evangelion By Four Cellos
How in the world did you make a salient critical statement via sentence mixing?
Oh and the thing at the end about YTP was good too.
“Stop. Being. Poor.”
Dan's been pooped. He's officially a TH-camr now.
2:39 - What, no Steamed Hams reference?
6:49 Wow! I sure hope I get to see one of these "youtube poops" someday! They sound like a really fun thing to watch!
I never thought Folding Ideas could get even better! ❤
your ytps always come at the best time and are so comforting, thank you for making them
Post credits on this one went hard af
Your YTPs are what keep the artform alive for me
Appreciated the use of Mille Lacs as Lake Minnesota
I live in Huntington WV, so I guess it's time to set a scheduled Steak and Shake delivery for July 22 at 2PM.
Please let us know if anything spectacular happens
No... GO THERE. You might meet Ellie herself.
According to Google Maps, the only one there is closed. You'll have to get it from Barboursville.
@@corvuscorax7451 It's like a 15 minute drive to that one, it's not too bad. The Marshall campus one will reopen when the fall semester starts, but that won't be in time for July 22nd.
@@ronture8279 I could, but the video *does* say "localized entirely within your kitchen" though
The Carlton part kicked my ass. Also, great taste in music with Apocalyptica.
That part after the credits is such a brilliant piece of developer commentary.
Okay, the post-credits sequence was sheer art.
Cruel angels thesis and apocalyptica is fire
"This isn't poortnite" lol
Also, I'm always here for any use or version of Cruel Angel Thesis
oh god i hope he sees this
I hope Dan has fun on his date!