Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order | Girlfriend Reviews
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A brief history of Star Wars games and a review of Fallen Order. Has EA made up for their tomfoolery? Or am I cranky? Find out now! #StarWars #FallenOrder
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"Baby Yoda is so cute I want to throw him against a wall!"
Yes Child Protection Services, this Woman right here
Her and pewdiepie who wants to eat baby Yoda
This is actually a phenomenon known as "Cute Aggression".
You see, cute things remind us of babies, which our brains have conditioned us to want to take care of, usually in physical expressions such as holding and comforting. However when we are somehow prevented from being able to physically interact with the object of cuteness, our brains essentially misinterpret this as if something is preventing us from being near the baby, which we've evolved to interpret as if the baby is being taken or threatened in some way. Thus as an unconscious side-effect of our hormones pumping, our aggression receptors actually also get pumped up and we subconsciously want to take it out on something, which may often end up being the cute thing itself because all of the hormones just get mixed together and confused. Because we now have a lot of ways wherein we can see something cute, but cannot physically interact with it, we often experience Cute Aggression on occasion.
Evan Sageser that’s actually a myth
@@smokeybear1925 I require sources from both of you
Baby Yoda is a fictional character... that means it doesn't exist...aka it's not real.
EA: "Show them darth vader. This will be an easy 10/10"
GF Reviews: "Clapping intensifies"
Hahahaha
Got her!
I want to snidely thumb my nose at everyone who just went gaga over Vader when he showed up, but I clapped too ;(
AT-ST AT-ST
This video has the best breakdown on the history and eventual mismanagement of the Star Wars games I've seen in just 3 minutes.
What? 👀
@@av076 Where?
In the beginning
Have u seen the act man
@@ansono6413 no
Shelby: Baby Yoda is so cute I wanna throw him against the wall.
Me, holding my cute puppy: Yeah, we're staying away from her.
😂😂😂😂😂
It's called cute aggression. It's a real thing
I was about to call her out for saying "best Star Wars game in a decade" because Force Unleashed but then I looked it up and holy shit that game is 11 years old
Yuuup
I'd say this is better than Unleashed.
@@mikesannitti6042 but is it doe? Unleashed is a platformer with poor man's God of War (GoW 1-3) combat system, Fallen Order is a platformer with poor man's Sekiro combat system. They are both on "meh" level. Thanks to a strong Star Wars brand this 2 games are not forgotten. But tbh I enjoyed both of them.
@@localhobo5362 i think the exploration is more enjoyable in fallen order and the combat feels deeper as well.
Mike Sannitti combat is not deeper for sure. Fallen order is just slower and more precise, while unleashed is fast paced with o lot more combos and force abilities. One system is about surviving the opponent and another is about killing hordes of enemies in style.
Ps: honestly I can’t say unleashed had any exploration at all, but games are like 10 years apart. It wasn’t a thing back then.
I love this game so much but you’re so right about all of this
Yep, I loved this game and would really recommend it to any Star Wars fan. But yeah all the criticisms of it being uninventive are pretty accurate. It takes all these aspects from other games and does them all just good enough that they work but not good enough that it stands out on it's own.
Shit, it's the man himself.
Hey woah he’s not dead yet!
*he is butt*
Maybe except the glitches. On two playthroughs, I had none. I think it may be a platform thing.
Vader popping in saying "What?" Got me every time lol
“I clapped, I clapped when I saw Darth Vader!”
Rich Evans has entered the chat
this comment reminds me of an episode of Star Trek...
*Veeeery cooool!*
I clapped because I understood that reference.
That was Mike Stoklasa. Rich was doing the "AT-STs, AT-STs!" dance.
@@yarpen26 That was the point, that Rich Evans comes in and finishes the bit… that was the joke
"As if Star Wars is rehearsing for its gaming comeback by singing familiar tunes"
Damn what a line.
Yep, a great line! Her boyfriend writes the script and does all the editing since Shelby isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. 😏
@@JCTiggs1 no wonder
@@JCTiggs1 you ever listen to shelby sing? Shes got the sharpest notes of any Swamp
@@JCTiggs1 Nice way to put down a woman's work for absolutely no reason. Want a trophy? 🙄
I’m jealous, everyone is having all these hilarious glitches, and my game has been working just fine. :(
Oh you missed there something my buddy. It was fun to swing 30 minutes straight on a rope because he didn't wanted to catch on the next rope
I think you should play it again maybe you have luck and you can swim through the floor too :D
you're getting absolutely no bugs at all? that's hard to believe. this is one of the buggiest games i've played in awhile. granted unity wasn't buggy for me so i guess its possible.
It's hard to believe you ran into zero bugs... Even the most polished games have plenty of bugs on release. I played on PC and I ran into a lot bugs in this game and it crashed multiple times too. I think every time I booted up Fallen Order I ran into at least a bug or two or the game would crash at some point and I would have to reboot it. She's right though a lot of people are applauding this game cuz it's the best Star Wars game in awhile but at it's core it's a buggy mix of Uncharted and Sekiro gameplay.
I only get the frustrating glitches like not being able to finish a mission or having to reset because Hammerhead and Mr. Negative literally cannot die in Spider-Man, whereas my brother gets the fun ones like getting stuck inside buildings or swinging forever in the same game... How come no review mentioned those bugs holy crap. Makes you knock the score down a few pegs.
This is the most bug filled game I've played in years, I still like the game though! Completed it the first week, started it again on Grand master a couple of days ago and there's still a crazy amount of bugs
I don't know why, but Darth Vader saying "What?!" has me rolling with laughter. :D
Same here!
Haha, me too😉 the editing on this was brilliant
What?
Same
"sexy Darth Vader" implying that Darth Vader is not sexy
r/anakinfucks ?
Yeah black leather and choking. Vader is kinky af
@@diegolarrea7932 This guy fucks!
Once you go go black
Sorry, but women don't need a mask to be sexy lmao
"Baby yoda is so cute I wanna throw him into a wall" is the quote I didn't know I needed
"I clapped when I saw Darth Vader" is the most accurate portrayal of how Disney treats the franchise I've ever seen
I'm pretty sure is a reference to Red letter's media "need crew" xp
Very cool
Also a RedLetterMedia reference.
Endless traaaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhh!
they broke new ground
The darth Vader “what” is too funny for me
Shelby's opinion on fallen order seems a lot like my opinion of dresses with pockets lol.
All my lady friends gushed over them, and i was like "youre telling me it took them this long? No. Dont applaud that" lol
Dresses has always had pockets, it's not new, it went away when people started buying their clothes from mass production factories in China.
silence, male.
@@16m49x3 That is not true at all lmao
@@jakecarlo7985
Of course it is. Women made their own dresses for most of history my dude
"Creepy laughing NPCs"
*shows Solaire*
How dare you Girlfriend Reviews
He really didn't deserve that bruh
They should’ve shown Onion bro.
She's tryna hide the fact that she has feelings for him
Hey i admit solaire laugh creepily but i still love him
@@ladyvader3173 to be honest, we all do
Pro: helped me decide if I want this game or not.
Contra: Shelby reminded me how they killed Lucas Arts.
Contra?
@@jeffreysian-salas1689 a rather common word, look it up on Google, you probably find a better explanation as when I would try
@@quorn23 yeah, but normally, people would just use 'con'
@@simj202 Oh, con is just short for contra
Contra is a word, contrast is a word, con is guess what? A word. Most people will say con or contrast, not look up an arbitrary pronunciation or altogether different word to sound smarter. If your trying to be understandable and not waste time please consider not pulling out dictionaries when you speak.
"Shelby is nitpicking and bias. I win. Bye, bye."
Nice Dunkey reference
Sick reference, bro.
Buy some of his Donkey shirts. It’s funny for you to get these!
@@michaelgallagher9534 it was his little brother
It's a known fact that Shelby is a big Dunkey fan
Always remeber that dunkey is white
I played this on PC and honestly the bugs and performance issues were not apparent. Once or twice I had a buggy landing animation, but other than that mostly smooth. As for the A.I, again I didn’t have many issues, some storm troopers would act a fool, but nothing truly immersion breaking. The cosmetic fluff is a bit much I will give you that. I’d have preferred more tech or life upgrades spread out throughout the game to balance out the boxes. Overall 8.5 out of 10. Stig Asmussen and Respawn did great for the time they were given to make this game from the ground up. I think the next one will be even better.
Oh hai Nate!
same
I also second that. Almost no issues on the PC release.
I'm the middle of playing it (with an underpowered PC mind you) and haven't really had any major bugs, the most notable is that some enemies are stuck in one place when they don't see me and a handful of wonky landing animations but only that, heck even graphical and texture bugs are almost non existent with my RX 570 4GB playing at high and epic
@@George-of1hq It runs pretty great too. Almost zero optimization issues.
GFreviews: Baby yoda is so cute
Me: Aww
GFreviews: I wanna throw him against the wall
Darth vader: WUT?
borderlands changed shelby
Fun fact: your brain can't comprehend how something can be super cute so your instinct is to kill it
That's called cute aggression.
A Dinosaurs reference, maybe?
@@regularusername5516 🤔
“I clapped! I clapped when I saw Darth Vader!”
Dead 🤣
It's a red letter media reference, you should check out their rogue one video
@@Hiperjerk ATSTs!! ATSTs!! 😆
@@megalordcartman rich evans is precious and none of us are good enough to deserve him
The whole intro was an RLM reference, too, basically. All of those clips of Lucas are central motifs of the Plinkett reviews!
"Shelby is nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye" LMFAO xD
The Dunkey reference was too good. Im dead!! xD
I see you are a man of culture 😉
The OG fans got the RLM reference
@@engineerhealthyself i clapped, i clapped when she said the thing!
Fallen order doesn’t have any problems, Shelby just forgot that her controller was unplugged and she was blindfolded.
What is the reference?
From someone who only recently got into video games again and missed all of the games Fallen Order apparently borrowed from, this game blew my mind. I’ve played it three times now. I love the story, and the exploration was a lot of fun. And maybe there’s been a lot of patches since the review, but I didn’t really notice glitches like these. Either way, this was a fantastic, honest review! Subscribed!
It's definitely been fixed since GFReviews played it. I went back to it a couple of weeks ago and I think I only encountered one or two small glitches. Normally, patching a game isn't something to applaud, but this is EA so it's a big deal when they actually spend time and money to go back to fix something lol. I CAN NOT WAIT until the sequel comes out in March (until the inevitable delay announcement comes and it gets pushed back to June). As long as the story is good and they've improved the areas where Fallen Order was lacking (force powers, customizations, PONCHO'S, etc...) it's got huge potential.
Same here, I got an Xbox series x recently and picked this game up for Xmas and love it.
Same, and I actually play all the games this one is borrowing from. I loved it. Played it last year and there was only one area that glitched on me. I went up an elevator. Could hear sound effects of a battle going on but it was completely empty. I ran around confused in this empty place that apparently had a war going on and slowly storm troopers loaded in. "Oh?" I said. Then wookies. "Whaaaatttt...". Then a freaking AT-AT. The game had put me up there before anything else was properly loaded in. It was a wonderfully, confusing, out of body experience.
9:15 “Then lazily copy the smart kid’s homework to do the bare minimum needed for a passing grade.”
Super Mario party: Did somebody say my name?
Nay. Super Mario Party is the kid that paraphrases his homework from last year.
you mean basicly every nintedo game right
pokemark17 Not true at all
GF Reviews: "It doesn't meet the industry standard."
Disney: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
How does she know? She only started playing games a few years back.
@@FraserSouris exactly.
@@FraserSouris You do know that there's a boyfriend in girlfriend reviews..? She doesn't do this all by herself
@@assnassassins7395
That's not the point. The point is that her "character" shouldn't know that. The videos are of a girl who spectates her boyfriend playing games and comments on it in funny ways while knowing nothing about games.
We know her Boyfriend actually makes these videos but that's not a part of the fiction. In order to be consistent, the video should have had her be giddy at everything because it all looks so good rather than calling it out because her character doesn't know it
@@FraserSouris It really isn't that important :)
*Sees Shelby using advanced memes*
Me: Is it possible to learn this power?
Shelby: Not from Disney.
The script and delivery is excellent, helped further by 1st class editing.
I haven't laughed so many times in a 10 minute video for a long time.
Please don't stop.
I love how Vaatividya is universally considered the Lore Master for Dark Souls.
not only Dark souls, Vaatividiya is Lore master of all Fromsoftware games, and we praise him like we praise the sun to enlighten us Tarnished Ashen ones
I fall asleep to vaati all the time his delivery is smooth as hell
I thought I was crazy. First thing I thought when I played it was “this is god of war , sonic & uncharted.
@tincho It's not inherently a bad thing, no. It's just that they only copy those things well enough to either imitate them or do them slightly worse.
@tincho It's a safe thing. The grey side of the force.
@tincho it wouldn't be a bad thing if they improved upon those formulae in any way... I'd rather go play any of the games that this game borrows from rather than this game.
@@kyleweir689 Improving upon a formula would mean that you'd bother centering the game around these mechanics in the first place.
The only real mechanic it really needs to improve upon is the exploration and the combat. The Metroidvania traversal doesn't need anymore shit tacked on.
Charles Royal facts. I can do without the sliding shit.
Oh, that "I clapped! I clapped when I saw Darth Vader" RLM reference... it's so beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye.
oh they stole that from RedLetterMedia, their favourite TH-cam channel.
This moment was delivered perfectly :)
I clapped when I heard "I clapped" because I know that refrence.
I clapped when I saw that TOO!
Rich Evans is the key to all this.
Ok I’m gonna be honest, when I bought this game, I didn’t have one issue, no glitches, and I enjoyed it. This game reminded me so much of the original Star Wars films and it was original. Sorry if you didn’t have that same experience
Well..... She didn't review the game, she reviewed how it is to experience it as a backseat gamer. It's her boyfriend who plays it.
I just watched cal T-pose off a cliff in my own game…so… lmao
same its weird when i played it had very few glitches or bugs, none of them game breaking
They're probably patched out. Also played the game a few months ago and there were virtually no bugs barring a glitch or two
original???
"have ya'll lost yo' minds, 'cuz i'll help u find it" hahhahaha
And on that day, Shelby reawakened her inner Stanley.
that too in Texas accent
Every time darth Vader goes "wat" kills me 😂
wat
"I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW DARTH VADER." Nice redlettermedia reference
AT-STs! AT-STs! AT-STs!
IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!
I'm a pretty simple guy, I hear an RLM reference, I hit like
I'M GONNA CUUUUM
"Did you enjoy any of the new moments and memorable characters?"
"Were there any?"
"NOOOOOOO"
I played the game. I enjoyed it. But asked myself “does it live up to the hype”.
These guys summed the game up perfectly.
Watching reviews of the falle order I feel like Battlefront 2 now is in a better state than fallen order. Battlefront 2 is very very enjoyable with friends, especially if you're a star wars fan
@@thilensavignon1999 I could say the same for RE5 and 6
I pretty much agreed with all the flaws accept the performance and glitches I had basically 0 to none but everything else was flawed.
Me about to start Jedi Fallen Order after finally buying it
Girlfriend Reviews : Hol up a minute
I had a blast with the game and ran into virtually none of the issues they experienced. I got stuck against a wall in an infinite fall once and that sucked, but that's the only time something like it happened.
The game doesn't do anything "new" but to me that's like dismissing every FPS in the last 15ish years for not doing anything new. This game combines a lot of concepts I enjoy into a single game with a story I found compelling.
Hopefully you have a similar experience. Cheers
@@MindlessZ I experienced a glitch with a no bounty hunter play through. But I didn't know that was a glitch til now. Other than that it was pretty flawless lol
@@MindlessZ Agreed. "It doesn't do anything new" is an odd thing to say, considering 99% of games aren't exactly unique
It's not bad, but i'd recommend waiting for the price to drop.
Hol*
8:06 finally, a true professional working at EA
Where did that meme come from and why does she looked like velma
@@judygambel2801 that's a boy
@@jakeinator21 oof
Girlfriend reviews after finishing dark souls: Sector Is clear
Jedi: fallen order: Exists
Girlfriend reviews: NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR
"Vaatividya to explain all the gubbly goop." idk why but that was just the cutest thing ever
gobbledygook*, but yes.
@@image_worlds shut up
"Don't give me hope..."
Lol.
Yep. That's about the state of it for me. This channel makes me happy amidst my grief.
John Joyner 🏳️🌈
Just play the gme and have fun who cares
My comment was actually more for the state of Star Wars in general. I feel this video perfectly encapsulates the quality spiral the series has traveled down (for years now). But that's a larger deeper reflection. I come here to enjoy the ever awesome humor. :)
This is late, but I feel the response “I’m sorry I couldn’t give it to you sooner” is sorely slept on. It’s an excellent comeback, and personally fits based on my own feelings on the game. I loved the game honestly.
I love this game but she’s not wrong. I was literally playing Shadows of the Tomb Raider before buying this game and felt like I was Lara with a lightsaber
Is that really a bad thing, though?
@@emPtysp4ce thats what i thought aswell...
I mean ok she said it is bugy and stupid ai (now i have 10h in and never saw 1 thing).
@@emPtysp4ce It's the same tiresome automated platforming we've been getting for the last decade, just move forward and press A . Platforming, like in the first Tomb Raider games was not so automated and game play wasn't so injected with cinematic cut scenes, that kept you in the game. We have been getting the same cookie cutter games with all these big AAA releases and it's getting old, I'll just stick with older titles, vote with my wallet.
@@BeeRye Let people enjoy things
me too, but SOTTR was much less janky.
“Have you lost your mind?! Cause I’ll help you find it!” Got me laughing so loud.
Dat Stanley reference 😂
Me too!
DID I STUTTER?!?
She sounded like the hormone monster
I've been sitting here, watching your videos for the past hour instead of studying. Just know you've won a new subscriber thanks to your great content, unless I fail my upcoming exam
Good luck with your exam!
Girlfriend Reviews Thanks a lot!! Keep up the good work, you’re the GOAT
How was the exam? Hope you did good 😁👍🏻
@@TarekBelfaid lol he forgot, or at least I would've. But yeah I kinda wanna know too
Did you pass or fail?
"I clapped when I saw Darth Vader."
Same fam.
I'M GONNA CUM!!!
I would have if she didnt spoil it for me...
Yeah that part was so nuts. I tried to explain to my brother why NOT fighting him is what made it so amazing but he didn't understand :/
I ended up screaming at 1AM when I saw him and I knew it was coming, its just that good.
I got clapped
"tHiS OnE ReMiNdS mE oF BoBbA FeTt!" - The Starwars fanbase.
Shit like that is why I kinda hate Star Wars as a franchise. No one would care for the prequels if they weren’t Star Wars and I get the feeling the same is true for Episodes 8-9.
@Dan Fallen Order is still better than dark souls 2 (but not better than the rest of soulsborne games), and Fallen Order at least is a ok game, even though it is a lump of games with a splash of Star Wars, even though it is but a mere ant compared to KOTOR 1 and 2. Plus, Fallen Order proved to EA(Evil Assholes) that we want god damn single player shit, and on top of that Fallen Order wasn’t done for the money to a extent, since EA and Disney both kept trying to halt the project, but Respawn still was able to release a fun game, even if it isn’t anything to write home about. So I hope you enjoy gripping over the best Star Wars game in a while, since the good ones all got cancelled, and we have to wait a while for the next ones.
@Meh , yes the prequels aren’t that good, but Revenge of the Sith was ok, and duel of the fates was badass, and the clone wars show came from it, making Obi Wan and Anakin’s relationship have more of a meaning, and also, you are way off of 8 and 9. 8 and 9 are far more vile, and just downright unlikeable, the characters are bad, and unlikeable, the plot is shit, the idea of Palpatine even being alive is bad, making Vader’s death meaningless, and rippingI can go on and on about how much worse they are than the prequels, and how glorified you make them look.
@@jarrarwinks8470 I haven’t watched 8 and 9 yet, I’m about to watch them (just re-watched 7). I’ve been seeing so many references to them lately that I figured I needed to watch them.
"Sexy Darth Vader"
No other name could be better suited than that
shame she got deaded by vader
"I clapped when I saw Darth Vader!" Shelby is so cute. I win bye bye.
You'll want to watch "The Nerd Crew." It's cute, but also a satirical comment on the gullible masses who think placing things they recognize in a new property deserves praise.
This channel deserves an award for Game Reviewer of 2019
Seconded.
@@machogandalf Rantoni disagrees HAHAHA
EVERYONE GETS A 10+!!!!
out of 10!...
Agree
big facts
“Wut?”
Cracked me up everytime
Samuel L. Jackson cussing the droid out was genius. 🤣
Star wars: *literal tons of content and lore that makes awesome games*
EA everytime: laser sword. Laser sword. Telekinesis. L a s e r s w o r d
When you put it like that, it doesnt sound too bad.
I didn't have but a small few hiccups, I have seen some doozies of a glitch on videos but I got none of that.
What platform are you on? Not sure if it's true, but I heard some say the PS4 version is buggy while the PC version is fine.
Same, on PC I almost had no bugs at all
@@Duke_Exeter I played on ps4 and had one glitch that actually made me die, although the performance was fairly bad at some parts
I had PS4 and I experienced only a few bugs
Same here, it's perfectly reasonable when you get all these glitches and you demand more polish tho, but me watching these videos with AC Unity levels of glitches when I had barely none is like... what the hell is going on did I get a special copy or smth?
4:26 Oh my god that meme had layers.....
Lmao Facts
GOD that was a fantastic edit. So perfect.
@@jensrandeacon473 staring out the window should have come first
This is quickly becoming my favorite review channel. The Darth Vader “what” scenes were killing me!
Just finished this game on Grandmaster in one week (34 hours, found every collectible). Only got a real glitch once after dipping my toe into New Journey +, likely fixed up via patches. If you can get this game for $30 or less and like Star Wars or From Soft, go for it.
I would love to see some of those Giant Leaps implemented in a sequel, but yeah. This game is far from fantastic, one of my biggest issues is there are only about 5 actual bosses that aren’t just nastier regular enemies.
Stopped at the spoiler chart, bought Disney plus, watched all 4 episodes of the Mandalorion, then came back to this vid 😂
Edit: didn’t need to but oh well, I’m glad I took the dive and watched the show, it’s really good
This is the way.
This is the way
*baby yoda sipping soup*
Well u got another
This is the way
“Baby yoda is so cute I want to throw him against the wall”-Shelby
Me:Execute order 66
Sounds like a pro choicer.
Fun fact: your brain doesn't know how to handle cuteness so your instinct is to kill it
@@regularusername5516 Lol that some bullshit you made up. If you want to kill cute shit you got some problems.
@@zach6367 Well yes and no. We do, in fact, not know how to handle cuteness BUT we don't aim to kill it we aim to squeeze it.
Did Shelby just say an a sexual innuendo about baby Yiddle?
I love how this video has enough memes, Star Wars and even a motherfucking Videogamedunkey reference, and yet it's one of the most honest reviews of this game. Great job, as always I died in laughters
1 year later, this still kicks ass. I just need these guys, acg, dunkey and skill up.
This game really makes me want a Jedi: Fallen Order 2: Return of the Fallen
Rise of the Fallen or Fall of the Risen
Rise of the Fallen
It'll probably be closer to Jedi: Fallen Order 2: Return of the Bugs
Jedi: Fallen Fallen 3, Revenge of Risen
Star Wars: Jedi Risen Order Fallen and Rerisen to fall while rising.
The Vader "What!" got me every time
"Jedi: Fallen Order is a good game dammit." - NakeyJakey, 2019
It is a good game! It's just not a GREAT game. It's a pretty good metroidvania with a neat, enjoyable story, definitely worth playing, but I'm kinda happy I didn't pay full price for it.
drascin got it from a friend it’s a solid 7 too many damn glitches.
Honkers Kousaka true dat
Honkers Kousaka It’s above average, but I’ve played better combat and story in other games
@@mikesannitti6042 Best of the Year? Come off it, best game of 2019 was easily Re2
I only played this game this past month feel like it really benefited from some patches 😂. I didn’t experience any of those glitches. I really enjoyed it but it was deffos a rip off type of game
Okay. I have to say, the memes in this episode have surpassed those of Laymen's. It's an astonishing accomplishment. Well done guys!
As Woolie once said of God of War Boi edition: “it’s video game gumbo, throw it all in the pot”
But she not wrong. Pat didn't even want to play more Jedi Fallen Order. He is playing League of Legends over JFO!
God of War was brilliant though so yeah
Plenty of games combine elements from other games. And at the end she listed off a bunch of other games that supposedly they should have used to make this one. It’s a shit review and I have no stake in this game whatsoever (I’m not playing it) so I’m not just saying that because I like it.
@@PaulHofreiter maybe if you had played it you'd understand how accurate this review is....get over it
I love how Woolie put that. It's so accurate
Closing out the review with a Red Letter Media line made me choke on my coffee.
Thanks for that!
I thought they made another RLM reference in a different video but now I can't remember what it was lol.
@@paulmarion3013 I do, Paul. Just ask your mom.
SHE BROKE NEW GROUND!!!
I clapped! I clapped when I heard a RLM reference!
@@paulmarion3013 My mom is dead, Paul.
Killed by coffee smugglers in Columbia.
I totally agree with you, after failing for the 50th time on one of the sliding challenges, I rage quit, uninstalled the game, and gave it to my friend, hoping it would torture him. Unfortunately, he liked the game and finished it.
Moral of the story: Git good
@@ZeR-nr6if Yeah I would but the game just didn't interest me like other Star Wars games have.
@@jrelyea ik, but qe work with what we have, like battlefront is shit and the other one with space fights even more, at least hope for Jedi Survior to inovate
@@ZeR-nr6if Yes you're right. Nothing against people who like this game, it was just super frustrating for me. There have been so many great Star Wars games, and I know a lot of people like this one, but I don't.
@@jrelyea hope at least like the new one, next year, maybe then will give this one another shot
4:32 I’m sorry, that insert of the fresh prince intro was just too perfect 🤣🤣
The only thing I disliked about the game was the buggy climbing, places where you think you can jump but in reality you missed the point by a few inches.
Games don’t need a button to make you grab anymore or honestly ever. If my character is dumb enough to not grab something and fall to their death then they’re too stupid to be the protagonist.
Also all the jumps in the beginning that are JUST out of reach is insanely frustrating and only made worse when you realize sprinting then jumping doesn’t add to the distance jumped.
@@Mocityspirit but you are the protagonist... Or at least their motor function part of their brain
It gives me nostalgia, that shit happened all the bit in the 8 and 16 bit era
They did the same thing in Doom Eternal too. It's slightly subjective. You're being given more control. I didn't mind it once I got the hang of it
That Willy Wonka edit killed me 😂😂
4:54 actually the climbing is kinda a respawn trademark when you Look for example at the wallrunning in titanfall 1 & 2
The “What” Vader cracks me up every time it’s so fast and a mood
Angel_ _King W H A T
Wat
"but this isn't a review of Jedi Fallen Order, this is a RANT of Jedi Fallen Order"
I thought that was ranton's job lol
So any negative review is a rant now?
@@sanny8716 haven't you heard? Any positive review is cock sucking and any negative review is blind gamer rage
Translation: nope, you are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye
サニャSanny it barely classified as a review, rant does seem more accurate in this case
Ok "Sexy Darth Vader" may be a pretty accurate description, that I never thought of before.
6:48 the poncho collection is disappointing af. I remember when in kotor and kotor 2 or even swtor mmo you had a lot of different and beautiful costumes to choose from. This? This is just horse s**t tbf
I love Fallen Order and I'll admit that the collectables SUCKED. Really the only cosmetic items I actually liked were the kyber crystals (because who doesn't want to change their lightsaber crystal) and the New Game + Inquisitor outfit, because at least THAT was different and looked cool.
@@TheAwkwardGamer kybers are cool but it isnt anything new. i know im reapting myself but kotor had the same thing. even better bc crystals gave you better stats in kotor 1 & 2
@@TheAwkwardGamer But the saber customization came way too late into the game.
The conspiracy is that EA made them purposely bad to make micro transactions appear better to gamers
Girlfriend Reviews: “Like a baby’s first Dark Souls”
Me: (sweating when I see a security droid)
how bout when u go to that level after creating ur lightsaber :o
just run up to it and swing swing block block block dodge swing swing and then take it over
“I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOT-DAMNNN THING!” Bruh I’m dead💀
I seriously couldn't stop laughing for a good 30 seconds with that plug 😭
the first 3 and a half minutes of this review were an emotional roller coaster. RIP Lucas Arts. Did you play it on PS4? I heard that one was far more glitchy. I only encountered one... I fell through the world for an eternity.
Yeah I played on PC and didn't see any of these glitches aside from very rarely (like 4 or 5 over my whole playthrough) like 10-20 second freezes.
didn't have many issues on the One X though I think there may be some kind of memory leak? the longer I went playing without actually fully closing out the game it got more jank
I played on pc and saw no glitches through 2 playtroughs
Was it on Kayshyyk by chance?
@MrWereverforever lol no the playstation one is FAR worse.
Me playing this game 3 years later and loving it. They must have perfected it. It's super polished and I've had no glitches whatsoever.
What... I'm currently playing it and it's a giant smoking ball of shit. Hopefully I'll be done with it in a few days.
I seriously thought it would be a good game when the Survivor sequel was announced, but holy crap was I wrong about that.
Though the puzzles can be bullshit
That fire puzzle with the waterfalls is absolutely terrible and the hints are even worse
This was very well written and executed I thoroughly enjoy your honesty and sense of humor
Your comment was very well-mannered and well written. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it.
Karwan Kadir thanks I tried :)
@@Cosmic-Turtle your reply is well-mannered and well-written, I thoroughly enjoyed reading it.
@@DanDSoul Thanks, Dan. I'm glad you enjoyed reading my reply. It's the little things that count.
This is what I love about Girlfriend reviews, even for a person like me who doesn't know anything about the history of games or history of star wars games in general, they tell you everything in the beginning clearly and entertaining and set you right for the video. Good job Shelby and Matt, Keep going...
I feel exactly the same!!
Except they are so wrong about bioware, it went to shit by itself not ea. Anthem and andromada was their shit idea, not EA.
@@redassassian did Bioware also force themselves to work with EA's engine on dragon age cause pretty sure that was EA's idea and performance and general game design suffered for it also Andromeda was made by Bioware Montreal a smaller dev while main Bioware worked on Anthem which i can agree they can take full credit for that being said i would also say it's not a coincidence that tons of devs EA has acquired went to crap under them and have since been shut down (maxis, blackbox, pandemic, visceral games, etc) all that aside all shelby said was they had them work on anthem and said that as a joke still doesn't make everything else they said about EA being crap wrong :p
@@theninjamaster67 engines are expensive to make so that is understandable. Anthem whole idea and execution is on bioware and ea is only to blame for not being big brother ea to them. On andromada, bioware went full sjw so go woke go broke.
She is wrong that ea made bioware go to shit.
She just narrates the videos, her bf is the one who actually writes it
"One can never have enough ponchos." - EA
That's why RDR2 doesn't have ponchos... EA stole them from every game.
Tons of games have optional collectibles. She didn't even mention the light saber customization parts you can collect. One of the few collectibles in games I actually went back to make sure I found all of them.
Review is so on point it brings a tear to my eye. Great content guys!
Thank you!
@@GirlfriendReviews no. Thank you
what other youtube reviewers fail to accomplish in 30 minute videos, this channel exceeds in 10 minutes with tons of memes. Love you guys.
LichKing786 YES
No one:
Darth Vader: WHAT.
I believe my reaction to Baby Yoda was I wanna squeeze him to death and my husband scooted away from me... so I’m glad I’m not alone
I read somewhere that it is actually a natural response to want to hurt cute things. It’s not okay, but it’s natural. Lmfao.
Dio Orozco-Gonzalez yeah my cousin once said she wanted to squeeze my cat because she was so cute...
I legit don’t understand why one would say that lol
Respawn actually is great with both multi and single player stuff as evidenced by titanfalls campaign
“Have you lost your mind? I’ll help help ya find it” - Shelby 2019 (President in 2020)
- Stanley, from The Office 2000-something-or-other 😉
Actually Black moms have been saying this for decades
That line actually made me LOL
Any one else got this channel recommended SO OFTEN that you finally gave in and watched?
That's me. and I have zero regrets.
Same
Every damn day lol but I’m glad I gave in.
Me: boooo you didn’t really appreciate the game
Also me: why you boooing her she’s right
Well, she is, but my game wasn't nearly as bugged as her :D And since Sekiro gave me the best sword fighting experience I ever had I naturally love this game as well
@@Soundwave1900 same, did you get it on p.c? I think it's mainly the consoles that are having problems
Soundwave1900 Homie how are you gonna play sekiro and then this and say “the sword combat was just as good”
Sebastos he never said it was just as good lmaooo you’re clearly putting words in his mouth
Soundwave1900 The issue for me is that this game isn’t pure Sekiro, it isn’t nearly as fluid and polished, much more loose and stilted, which leads to an inferior experience.
It's a really lazy criticism to just say *this game stole all of these other games mechanics* while naming games that you would have said took the same mechanics from another game.
I admire how well you integrate clips from other stuff to add to the quality of the video
They have good editing.
The cut from Will Ferrell getting hit by the taxi to Will Smith looking out the window was gold.
》Says there's no story spoilers.
"I clapped when I saw Darth Vader"
Me: Hold up a minute 😭😭😭 I'm barely on Kashyyk
Benjamin Castellon SAME UGHHHHH
She did say character spoilers. And I mean, come on, how was Vader not going to show up
Come on..of course Vader was gonna show up
To be fair Darth Vader has been featured in all the TV advertising for the game too.
@@spawnofapathy i hadn't seen man TV ads, so there's that lol
Hehe, top notch stuff. We’re talking “watching the ad at the end to show appreciation” stuff😁
I literally don't remember any NPCs every glitching in my game. Some of the climbing stuff, yeah ok. Never the bad guys though.
When the mandalorian's season finishes up are you two gonna review it? That would be pretty rad!
I mean, it basically is a video game, so why not :D
@@seanbirch It's worse than that. It's like watching 2 tweens improv their first pen n paper dungeon
Has anyone seen GAVIN???
@@orgoldberg3579 what??
This game had a really decent side story with the ancient aliens who used the force. That was good.
I dunno, the whole "advance forerunner civ" is starting to get pretty dang old.
I like how she gives a fore notice that she isn't going to spoil anything about the story, and then mentions a character that appears in the final 10 minutes of the game
General rule of star wars. If its set post episode 3 and has lightsabers. Vader will be in it.
They can't resist it.
Disney kind of already did it he’s been in a few trailers
@@steverambo4692 yeah it was spoiled for me by the 5 second unskippable trailer that shows vader for 2 seconds
He shows up mostly just to be scary, he's not really relevant at all