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  • @TheMegaPrimus
    @TheMegaPrimus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8191

    "I got the most kills! Did you see? Say something!"
    I felt that

    • @pashalq
      @pashalq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Yeah, one of those "best girlfriend ever" moments.

    • @aidanabregov1412
      @aidanabregov1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      This is what my cat thinks when he drops rats at the foot of my bed

    • @Cake-um7je
      @Cake-um7je 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Me when I'm playing overwatch with my boyfriend and I get a card for once.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That "Good job!" made it worse somehow.

    • @Happycappy91
      @Happycappy91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      When I play anything game with my wife, and I do something cool when shes not paying attention :(

  • @nickn271
    @nickn271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3722

    My wife is disappointed you didn't bring up the constant "Flag taken. Flag dropped. Flag taken. Flag dropped. Flag taken. Flag dropped. Flag taken. Flag captured." Maybe your bf just sticks to slayer. I get it.

    • @instantchildbirth2746
      @instantchildbirth2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      and the grunt birthday party cheering

    • @linusbantilan7106
      @linusbantilan7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gibrán Ortega Well we can all bring it to 420 now lmfao

    • @sheik124
      @sheik124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@instantchildbirth2746 and the Elite EEEYAAUUGH death cry

    • @Undrocity
      @Undrocity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One more til 420

    • @mbl2012
      @mbl2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Betrayal!!!..... Betrayed....

  • @jakeandthebowtie
    @jakeandthebowtie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5107

    "diamond is more popular for engagement rings"
    You trying to hint something there?

    • @elington
      @elington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      *wink wink*

    • @Mosesree
      @Mosesree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      GET THE HINT

    • @elington
      @elington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @Christopher Vento i would

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Wife reviews: should your husband play videogames? No! Go mow the lawn!

    • @matthewbracchitta2821
      @matthewbracchitta2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah they're going to play Minecraft

  • @ERFMXVCC
    @ERFMXVCC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3869

    FINALLY SOMEONE RECOGNIZES THAT ROGUE ONE STOLE REACH'S STORY

    • @spencerharding1977
      @spencerharding1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      They totally did, didn't they...

    • @sirius9108
      @sirius9108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Alex Harding yep! When Jyn was shooting those Elites and grunts I was like this is just like Halo Reach!

    • @Faxiomairsofteur
      @Faxiomairsofteur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      in fact, when the starting plot is :" see the story of the squad that sacrifice themselves for a greater good and you know from the very start that they will all die" and in a sci fi settings, space opera grand blockbuster type, i think there is no 50000 way to tell the story ^^ and it's why i think there both incredible movie and game

    • @leonidasashwood135
      @leonidasashwood135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      the only difference is you actually care about the Spartans

    • @Faxiomairsofteur
      @Faxiomairsofteur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@leonidasashwood135 oh c'mon

  • @ImBatman-dk8eh
    @ImBatman-dk8eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    "I miss the feeling of CRUSHING THE BONES OF MY ENEMIES INTO DIRT"
    March 20th is going to be Shelby's best gaming day yet. Animal crossing plus Doom Eternal

    • @feferocke
      @feferocke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I wonder if she has seen how the two different subreddits have become friends, and if she has i wonder what she thinks of it.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Duncan McNelis hope doom doesn’t suck.
      2016 still reps like a fluke as all the planned extra content was multiplayer other than the arcade point score mode.

    • @darthcaedus9130
      @darthcaedus9130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instructions unclear: bought a doom version of animal crossing

    • @Chicken_cocknballsoup7376
      @Chicken_cocknballsoup7376 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IMMentat doom eternal rocks!!!!

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IRMentat You'll be glad to know it was worth it.

  • @TheBoomamatic
    @TheBoomamatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2025

    *mentions engagement rings*
    Everyone: *WRITE THAT DOWN*

    • @fishfresh4538
      @fishfresh4538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But then it wouldn't be girlfriend reviews anymore. They would have to change the channel name and who would want to go through the hassle of that?

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It'll be in the test.

    • @HakeemRDaud
      @HakeemRDaud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fishfresh4538 yeah, who says they can't be girlfriend-boyfriend forever?

    • @mr.snaplles5964
      @mr.snaplles5964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fish Fresh then it would become fiancée reviews and then wife reviews later

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    9:46 some heavy hints being dropped there... bro she sat and played halo with you even when it was just you playing multiplayer. It’s time. She’s passed all the tests.

    • @carl3810
      @carl3810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That makes sense lol!

    • @audiolatte
      @audiolatte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I was thinking the same thing man, she is a keeper

    • @joseduran4437
      @joseduran4437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This is the way!

    • @OneWingedRose
      @OneWingedRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This kind of comment mega creeps me out.

    • @joseduran4437
      @joseduran4437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@OneWingedRose why? Your vague comment with no explanation kinda upsets me. Lol

  • @wildnotmild8586
    @wildnotmild8586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    “He beat me so many times that the game suggested a restraining order”

  • @Polar_Bear_Ron
    @Polar_Bear_Ron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    “My boyfriend loved teabagging” NOT READY FOR THAT CONVERSATION

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I love shoving my balls in a dead man's mouth.
      no homo

    • @lildrawhub1025
      @lildrawhub1025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@John-X You forgot to say "no necro"

    • @zaidlacksalastname4905
      @zaidlacksalastname4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lildrawhub1025 can't lie that hard

    • @-sussusamogus-7013
      @-sussusamogus-7013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ready for that conversation

    • @AHalfDeadDuckee
      @AHalfDeadDuckee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watched this video with my fiancé and then we got into an argument about tea bagging and the ethics of absurd humor…suffice to say…My corpse is being tea bagged right now… :(

  • @scylla8666
    @scylla8666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "Are you telling me the pistol is better than the assault rifle?!"
    Me: you have a LOT to learn

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      See, most gaming franchises have their pistols act like guns that fire normal rounds like the 9x19 Parabellum or the slightly larger .45 ACP.
      Halo, meanwhile, chambers its pistols in an absurdly large 12.7x40mm cartridge.

    • @scylla8666
      @scylla8666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@armorfrogentertainment I'm glad to see a fellow gun nerd for once. ;)

    • @pills-
      @pills- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@armorfrogentertainment Unless it's Halo 2 :(
      Then they're chambered in subsonic .22

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pills- it certainly certainly feels that way...

    • @daniellagant2093
      @daniellagant2093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@armorfrogentertainment Well... It IS called the "Magnum". It's like shooting a Colt Python as fast as possible.

  • @d.g.m.8455
    @d.g.m.8455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    5:14: That evil, diabolical laugh was just so wretchedly adorable.

    • @boseshubham26
      @boseshubham26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I know it's funny and cute at the same time

    • @kself94
      @kself94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IKR!? I loved it

    • @altskop
      @altskop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Adorkable

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      came to say the same, that laugh was amazing.

    • @mightaziez
      @mightaziez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watched it 183746281 times. Still cracks me up everytime

  • @jats_jemusu
    @jats_jemusu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    5:14 that evil laugh LOL
    *with bf pleading*
    "don't boot me"

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sounds like an evil baby

    • @jft4820
      @jft4820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That was the most adorable thing I've ever heard.

  • @TheFashioncore
    @TheFashioncore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I just realized her boyfriend sounds like Hiccup from How to train your dragon.

  • @Life_and_Gaming
    @Life_and_Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    Halo: still my favorite game franchise after nearly two decades. Can't wait for Infinite!!!

    • @zachfornelius7887
      @zachfornelius7887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Infinite is gonna be amazing I hope. With the old art style it’s going to bring back so many memories

    • @ElMarcoHoJ
      @ElMarcoHoJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same!

    • @cunningnight3752
      @cunningnight3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really can’t wait

    • @yashisawsome
      @yashisawsome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Expectations are low, hopes are high (if that makes sense)

    • @1anre
      @1anre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is there going to be a Limited Edition HALO infinite Xbox One & Series X console?

  • @dre5540
    @dre5540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    “Halo cost Bill Gates an entire day’s salary... of 30 million dollars”
    Me: *cries in broke*

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Me: sobs in _I hate my job_

    • @andreg7863
      @andreg7863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Cries in unemployed*

    • @timodelaender5077
      @timodelaender5077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laughs in 16 year old

    • @daniellagant2093
      @daniellagant2093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@andreg7863 Bring it in bro. It's hard on the line.

  • @ShadowDanStudios
    @ShadowDanStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    that lazer joke was legit funny af
    edit: and that driver reference, so funny
    this is one of your top tier video

    • @WarriorWithin111
      @WarriorWithin111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I don't know any other channel that uses movie/TV show references better and more often than GFR. They are so funny and on point it's insane. Not once in all their videos did I think a reference was meh or unneeded, and if I'm not mistaken, they didn't recycle any of them. That takes crazy amount of talent and sense of humor, not to mention the sheer amount of pop culture knowledge. No wonder this channel blew up so fast and deservedly so.

    • @wumbol0gy871
      @wumbol0gy871 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      anyone know what the laser joke was from?

    • @jortiz1689
      @jortiz1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That part is so funny!!

    • @MastaGaiden
      @MastaGaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wumbol0gy871 Its from show The Boys on Amazon

    • @TerrifyingTuba
      @TerrifyingTuba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wumbol0gy871 The show that was referenced was The Boys on Amazon Prime. It's quite good.

  • @internetgoat4831
    @internetgoat4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Saying you Laughing in all Noble Team's death kinda hurt me a little you know

    • @foxcook2487
      @foxcook2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think she has a problem to relate to the story bc with another player it's always fun and so the story felt odd and out of place especially if you goof around in this campaign but I feel your pain

    • @Battlestrop
      @Battlestrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@foxcook2487 Yeah, the first time you play the campaign, I'd recommend playing alone. Co-op is usually for repeats, achievements, and skulls. And then again, maybe Halo: Reach shouldn't be the first game you play in the series. I'd love to see her do a review of Halo 3: ODST.

    • @speedyrogue631
      @speedyrogue631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should watch Not so Noble Team by My name is Byf then

    • @wordlesslfiddling
      @wordlesslfiddling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noble team is dead and your laughing?

    • @internetgoat4831
      @internetgoat4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wordlesslfiddling How bout another joke

  • @f25mart
    @f25mart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    The cuts to Driver, always sunny, Joker and Suicide Squad clips were perfection 😂

  • @warcrimes390
    @warcrimes390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Reach: The war was brutal, many lives were lost only to fight a losing battle.
    Me: *trying to 360 the elite*

  • @jamesgrose510
    @jamesgrose510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    6:25 "In between attacking aliens with a forklift, they make you watch a war movie about a diverse team of sad people called Rogue One who have to sacrifice everything in a prequel so the Original Trilogy can happen."
    I want to go home and rethink my life.

    • @SuperGoose42
      @SuperGoose42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha nice Attack of the Clones reference

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't want to sell you deathsticks.

  • @sevbait
    @sevbait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    @9:40
    Girlfriend: *drops hint about diamond engagement rings*
    Boyfriend: (in Movie Pitch Meeting guy voice) YEAH YEAH YEAH. *now back to what I was doing*

    • @edwinfrerichs8674
      @edwinfrerichs8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you just mix Peanut butter and chocolate together? So diabolical.

    • @ryantoscano9739
      @ryantoscano9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Girlfriend: Diamond's...
      Boyfriend: I'm going to need you to get ALL the way off my back on this one.

    • @Aldeveron
      @Aldeveron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Proposing is actually super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @7Be
      @7Be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pitch meeting reference! Nice! I just discovered that series and binge watching it is actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @boredpotato5591
      @boredpotato5591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Making proposals is TIGHT

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    "Halo guy"
    *violent eyebrow twitching*

    • @Razgriz_01
      @Razgriz_01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

    • @tazfett7746
      @tazfett7746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is what showed the lack of knowledge and made the video 100 times better lol 😂

    • @derdox6720
      @derdox6720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      at least she knows about that zelda guy

    • @AristonSparta
      @AristonSparta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No no no... Danky Kang

    • @KentonBenfield
      @KentonBenfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She managed to get through this video about Halo without saying Master Chief once...

  • @RedGamer155
    @RedGamer155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Are we gonna ignore her SINGING!?!?!? That was amazing

    • @whomakesthelaw
      @whomakesthelaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Right?? The runs and everything

    • @mranderson9813
      @mranderson9813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao omg the references

    • @AzaleaJane
      @AzaleaJane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She can sing!

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      simps

    • @PonkeyPoe
      @PonkeyPoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@John-X I smell an incel

  • @SarDeliac
    @SarDeliac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    0:26 "...to carry Xbox on its back for twenty years." Had to pause the video right there because I was laughing so hard. Well played.

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s true as much as I love gears and Forza, Halo is the true bad muthafucka of Xbox

    • @bryanalonsogalaviz5175
      @bryanalonsogalaviz5175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A lot of hurtful facts were said so boldly.

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just look at the original Xbox's sales numbers. Halo 1 and 2 sold more units than the next six highest selling Xbox games combined.

    • @mrbrochard2818
      @mrbrochard2818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun fact halo one sold more units then the original Xbox around 2003 it hit such a milestone, truly an amazing game

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love their sense of humor, and as a non-Xbox fan, i found this line _hilarious!_

  • @brillparks3296
    @brillparks3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    is it weird that these videos have incredible replay value, they never get old

  • @Irock2412
    @Irock2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    So that whole part about the diamond rings is definitely a *wink wink nudge nudge* huh? Wife Reviews incoming.

    • @satrioekowicaksono7452
      @satrioekowicaksono7452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I reviewed your wife bro

    • @AuntBibby
      @AuntBibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unlucky Benny interwifies reviewers: best anime

  • @callmeray7705
    @callmeray7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    9:48 i get that hint

  • @apieceofcrap8794
    @apieceofcrap8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    3:38 ok that was pretty cool

  • @Tar-Numendil
    @Tar-Numendil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Reach is a masterpiece. I cried when Jorge died.

    • @colonelkenpachi5009
      @colonelkenpachi5009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I cried when everyone died specially me.

    • @powderedwater4742
      @powderedwater4742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and it was for nothing

    • @dillonweiss3383
      @dillonweiss3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro my first and middle name is Dillon James

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kat and Jorge were the best characters
      But Emile went out the best

    • @assu4lt
      @assu4lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s okay, we all did
      And also got angry when Kat died because of her failure to activate the shields and we respected Carter when he decided to aid us or valued the courage of Emile for holding his ground and not backing down

  • @HMonst3r
    @HMonst3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The research that goes behind every episode is incredible, every reference is on point, and the comedy is impeccable. These two deserve all the fame in the world.

  • @derrigible5364
    @derrigible5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    8:16 Giving off some strong Dunkey vibes

    • @Evirvil
      @Evirvil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was trying to figure out why that felt familiar

    • @vunguyen8999
      @vunguyen8999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      where can I find that dunkey video

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    *WE DEMAND A FULL VERSION OF THE SEAL SONG!!!!*

    • @icecoldf
      @icecoldf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was worried no one else felt this way, thank you.

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      With backing vocals from the boyfriend.
      Someone needs to pretend to be the oboe. ;)

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I second that, it was legit good ;)

    • @cb-bz1wy
      @cb-bz1wy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll 4th that full seal cover 🤘

    • @2Fast2Furious2
      @2Fast2Furious2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I plead the 5th

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    “Life of every slumber party” is an understatement. *HALO WAS THE NIGHT!*

  • @RBraunDPlaza
    @RBraunDPlaza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    god I just started watching this channel like a week ago and it quickly became one of my favorites. I love you guys.

  • @henryha835
    @henryha835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    5:14 that evil giggle tho lmao 😂

  • @WhatKindOfNameNow
    @WhatKindOfNameNow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I will say, the disconnect between the goofy situations and the serious tone of the campaign comes up a lot less when playing it solo. Co-op Halo is pretty much 90% goofing around, 10% paying attention to the story.

    • @cloutmaster5035
      @cloutmaster5035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If she played solo she would cry and feel empty for a week

    • @Strife4Life
      @Strife4Life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cloutmaster5035 I remember the first time playing through and watching Kat killed so unceremoniously. It was a hollow, sad death and then you realize they sat in that bunker.
      For three days.
      With her cold, lifeless body.

    • @cloutmaster5035
      @cloutmaster5035 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trout Jefferson goddamn bro i didnt even know... i thought it was right after thats fucked

  • @dylanmcnab3479
    @dylanmcnab3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Boyfriend after seeing you use a grenade: That was the worst throw ever, of all time

    • @CardboardBones
      @CardboardBones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That had to be the second worst throw I've ever seen....

    • @Monkeybis
      @Monkeybis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That has to be the best halo reference ever, of all time.

    • @rabidrabids5348
      @rabidrabids5348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's not her fault there was a wall in her way.

    • @techlevel80
      @techlevel80 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not her fault. There was a wall in her way.

  • @danteshammer
    @danteshammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    5:13 even palpatine would be like thats an eeevil laugh

  • @geraltofrivia3242
    @geraltofrivia3242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The whole predictable thing is the point. The literal tag line is “you know how it ends”

  • @tillw9059
    @tillw9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    9:02 Damn, you sound great without even trying. now i want a full length cover pls

  • @1sdani
    @1sdani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    When I was watching Star Wars Rogue One in theatres for the first time, my interactions with my family during the third act was whispering variations of "they got this from Halo: Reach! this is so cool!"
    also, for those who think this is just a coincidence, the lead writer for Rogue One is a massive gamer

    • @killerr721
      @killerr721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When i saw the comparison i was mad at myself for not seeing the similaraties until it was pointed out

    • @HakuzaPK
      @HakuzaPK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gary Witta

  • @lutherchuah1342
    @lutherchuah1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    1:17 Girlfriend knows what the Boyfriend likes

    • @arc4859
      @arc4859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Sergeant Johnson would like to know your location*

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arc4859 Let me out... with a bang
      *Careless Whisper starts playing*

    • @natem2396
      @natem2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      117?!?!

    • @Shuv455
      @Shuv455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:22 lmfao

  • @mattthomas2654
    @mattthomas2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i always expect a handful of laughs every video especially with the edits, they’re incredible. But, the always sunny edit should be put into a class of its own. *chefs kiss* magnificent

    • @jabendeacon
      @jabendeacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duuuuude I was dying

  • @MegamanEXEv2
    @MegamanEXEv2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Just gonna through this out there: I really wanna hear Shelby’s full version of Kiss From A Rose.....

  • @kaleb749
    @kaleb749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Halo, and most of all Halo Reach, was my childhood. This game is the game I played the most with my family. I'll never forget the memories this game gave me, and I love to relive it with MCC

  • @dekkuboboo8486
    @dekkuboboo8486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Herbert: "It taken me ages, but I`ve made a belt out of old watches"
    Horace: "That sounds like a Waist of Time

  • @midnightjay
    @midnightjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I absolutely love how you get perfect footage from tv and movies to fit the narrative/situation. Idk, that is the highlight of the movies and is second best to the great commentary.
    5:54 is my favorite in this video.

  • @Killomainia
    @Killomainia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    ‘TRAITOR’ perfectly sums up my interactions with my friends taking weapons and vehicles from me

  • @cbxcrusader7799
    @cbxcrusader7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Him: camping by sniper spawn
    Her: so thats the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:03 "That tick your nips?" Wow I thought I was the only one that said that mildly weird abbreviation...

  • @g_ellybean
    @g_ellybean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Before I was my bf's gf.......... Master Chief was. 😆

    • @mehranmhz
      @mehranmhz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ;))))))))))

  • @sinjinreed2091
    @sinjinreed2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I just can't imagine Girlfriend as a person. I always see like an anthropomorphic hamster, or something.
    Also, where's _Mass Effect?_ You promised us _Mass Effect._

  • @Wroxal
    @Wroxal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "Will my cat eat my eyeballs?" The answer is yes, yes it will.

    • @Wroxal
      @Wroxal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @K Neko Thank you kind sir.

  • @jackkohlsaat6643
    @jackkohlsaat6643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact: diamonds are always decaying back into graphite. It just takes a crazy amount of time in order to fully decay so it’s used as a symbol for marriage.

  • @1monsterthumb
    @1monsterthumb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Kiss from a rose" ...how DEAN-lightful.

  • @raexrockstar
    @raexrockstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The whole singing segment had me in stitches 😂😂 Also actually a really good singer

  • @TheClarkBark
    @TheClarkBark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I picked Master Chief Collection back up just yesterday so I’m convinced this is actually my girlfriend making these and Shelby is just an online alias.

  • @saxmaverick
    @saxmaverick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    *rambles about diamonds*
    "Uh huh that makes sense"

  • @Kekoapono
    @Kekoapono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love your and your boyfriend’s sense of humor. Your jokes and excellent use of memes game make for some of the most entertaining game reviews I’ve ever seen. Thank you, and keep up the great work!

  • @myboi936
    @myboi936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how in the cod video matt was killing every player in a blink of an eye and in this game it was a hard and stressful battle

  • @nishashakya2194
    @nishashakya2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    *Bf reviews actually happens from fans begging for it*
    Me: Wait that's illegal

  • @aidanabregov1412
    @aidanabregov1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Last time I came this early was Valentines Day!

    • @kirin6544
      @kirin6544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I litteraly choked because i laughed so hard at this. So thx for trying to kill me

    • @ryantoscano9739
      @ryantoscano9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kirin6544 You think you choked hard? You should have seen this guys girlfriend.

    • @MrPatrick115
      @MrPatrick115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aidan Abregov WOW!!! That’s amazing, really happy for you!

    • @NinjaGamer820
      @NinjaGamer820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait.

    • @aidanabregov1412
      @aidanabregov1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nem That’s the thing... I couldn’t do.

  • @ProcessByM
    @ProcessByM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    2:27
    "Crush my enemies and GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DIRT!"...just like H.R Pickens!

    • @GirlfriendReviews
      @GirlfriendReviews  4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes, but he also made them regret the day they were ever born 😉

    • @WonderWomanandBatman
      @WonderWomanandBatman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GirlfriendReviews I hope you guys are excited for Doom Eternal. I know I am.
      I would be double excited if you guys are doing a vid on that too

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like our Dear Leader Jim Pickens you mean

  • @captionhere19
    @captionhere19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "and then you sit and camp on the sniper rifle"
    *walks out of room*
    BF is dead to me

  • @Skrrv
    @Skrrv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your editing and choosing references through clips is unparalleled 😂 Perfection.

  • @yaelmurillo1863
    @yaelmurillo1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:08. I’m not gonna lie. That was really adorable. This whole channel is relationship goals.

  • @BigShotJD
    @BigShotJD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    it's been a fun journey watching Girlfriend Reviews go from a neat idea to "full time content creator"

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "You ever wonder why we're here?"

    • @Oscar-j6b
      @Oscar-j6b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Who can say with certainty.
      Maybe is just a coincidence or a pre-build plan.
      Every day we struggle to find meaning and wonder if we are on the right path.
      I do wonder.
      Is one of live greatest questions."

    • @breguera77
      @breguera77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “It’s one of life’s greatest mysteries, isn’t it? I mean, why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know man, but it keeps me up at night.”

    • @Alltorn-N56
      @Alltorn-N56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roses are Red.... Violety are Blue... I got the Blood Gulch Blues

    • @discovermajid
      @discovermajid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The whole idea behind life is Ovaries making better Ovaries.
      We are just attachments around that organ. Playing our part is our only purpose.
      Thats why we are here and everywhere.

    • @EteamProductions
      @EteamProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Memory is the key.

  • @Daisy_Darkly
    @Daisy_Darkly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this was hilarious! I recently started playing Halo myself, and I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty terrible at it and I've been run over, and sticky grenade myself so the game footage was very entertaining for me and I love the review!

  • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
    @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:39 these 39 seconds of hilariousness and sarcasm were enough for me to like and subscribe!

  • @supah_jp5396
    @supah_jp5396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I NEED A GIRLFRIEND REVIEWS + GAME GRUMPS COVER OF “KISS FROM A ROSE” STAT

    • @Gunplabro
      @Gunplabro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep those degenerate fuckbois away from this wholesome content.

    • @Kakuretaka
      @Kakuretaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Gunplabro ones married to his literal childhood sweet heart and the other has gone on record turning down a stripper. Dan and Arin are no Fuckbois

  • @apexarms5737
    @apexarms5737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Ripping on Jimmy Kimmel + Teabagging +Seal cover = best video. EVER! Love it GFR! Keep up the great vids 🤘🏻

  • @elyse-5042
    @elyse-5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Would love to see a Fire Emblem: Three Houses review!

    • @mrivera6975
      @mrivera6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have never heard of that one. But I played the hell out of Waifu Emblem: 3 Waifus

    • @ninjadynasty1132
      @ninjadynasty1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack S would love to play it

    • @izanagi5136
      @izanagi5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      M Rivera which 3?

    • @jazzyb3424
      @jazzyb3424 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      M Rivera well played sir

    • @sugoiboyxl8345
      @sugoiboyxl8345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      _Or _*_PERSONA._*

  • @TheStrayHALOMAN
    @TheStrayHALOMAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was 4 when I got Halo CE for Christmas back in 2001, spent a lot of time playing that MechAssault and Classic doom growing up.

  • @dr.noodles2437
    @dr.noodles2437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Is Halo more fun than I am irritating?"
    You clearly underestimate your own power as his girlfriend.

    • @stevenborg102
      @stevenborg102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She had a good voice actually, that was a pleasant run-through of Seal.

  • @mranderson9813
    @mranderson9813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "You have the sickest references, everyone knows this"

  • @chasealbrecht7091
    @chasealbrecht7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Halo Guy" had me dying.

  • @BBGirlSamus
    @BBGirlSamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Okay but your cover of "Kiss From A Rose" is actually really agood, and I would love if you sang more... that is all.

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm still waiting for the full version of "Todd Howard, Fancy Shoes"

  • @cloutmaster5035
    @cloutmaster5035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If you ever catch yourself wanting to play through the halo stories, play through reach again. The story is predictable but it's supposed to be since in the total lore, we already knew how it would end. It's such a great story and a real depressing one, especially if you get immersed and play it solo.

    • @AbdulBido
      @AbdulBido 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just did that a few days ago.. Now I don't know what to do. Shall I play halo 2 for the cool cutscenes but terrible gameplay; or halo 3 with the best story but in-engine rendered cutscenes.
      HELP ME BRO?!

    • @AbdulBido
      @AbdulBido 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least until infinite comes out and is hopefully not a massive disappointment and we can play it a few thousand times

  • @luker1ng
    @luker1ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love these. Nice job using that Halo clip again 8:29 ;)

  • @hotdognl70
    @hotdognl70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Starting to watch this on laptop:
    "Hollupaminute, can you put it on the big screen? I'm comming!"
    If she recognize your channel just by the sound at start already, it means something...
    And that this is the only type of gamingvideo I don't have to forcefeed... You're doing game reviews right!

  • @migueltomas544
    @migueltomas544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I lost it when she started to sing kiss from a rose 😭😂😂

  • @DerultimativeOzzy
    @DerultimativeOzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Man, the references and memes here are on top again. Love this review, especially since its a refreshing yet fairly accurate take on this game.
    I hope the other games of the Halo man collection get reviewed too when they come out. Allthough I might prefer it if the whole collection gets one mega review since some of the games are fairly samey.
    Glad YOU enjoyed the game too. Always felt like Halo is a fairly inclusive game and its nice to see that it worked its charm once again. ^^

  • @walker6296
    @walker6296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ONI: Okay you are going to do the most dangerous missions in the Galaxy and have shit armor, but theres a lot of you.
    SPARTAN IIIs: "So that's it? What, we some kinda suicide squad?"

  • @universpro7741
    @universpro7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I played halo 3 and it's so much fun because you have always big battles and you kill a lot of enemies in many ways

  • @julianaberto26
    @julianaberto26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm so happy to be a part of the demographics that loves girlfriend reviews and ask a mortician

  • @jackwhiskers2624
    @jackwhiskers2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Last time i was this early Epstein didn't kill himself

    • @boogiebong420
      @boogiebong420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dead meme

    • @johnnydonondalo3932
      @johnnydonondalo3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haaaaayoooo!!!!!

    • @aidanabregov1412
      @aidanabregov1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This meme may be dead, but it certainly didn’t kill itself!

    • @WarriorWithin111
      @WarriorWithin111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aidanabregov1412 Yeah we deserve to know who suicided this meme!

    • @discipleinblack
      @discipleinblack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boogiebong420 This meme will never die, unlike Jeffery Epstein, because of it's important contribution of people simply saying to those in power...
      *I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER*

  • @trevor5400
    @trevor5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:40 idk why I’m laughing so hard

  • @drissalaoui103
    @drissalaoui103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "It costed bill gates and entire day salary" 😂😂

  • @DeathDrager
    @DeathDrager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Waiting for this channel get to be "Wife Reviews"

  • @TwenteeEight
    @TwenteeEight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:36 is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

    • @MrJuicekrew
      @MrJuicekrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beyond Gangsta. Hitman Level.

  • @jnoded
    @jnoded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:14 this laughing made my day

    • @boseshubham26
      @boseshubham26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've been coming to this time repeatedly 😂

  • @rachitbhatia8504
    @rachitbhatia8504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    They met on tinder guys , there's still hope for us START SWIPING !

    • @nisnast
      @nisnast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't do this
      Don't give me hope

    • @markpeters6430
      @markpeters6430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Technically it was on Bumble, but same concept, I guess.

    • @automatapast4354
      @automatapast4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      An ex is also on tinder and is a gamer and also discreetly fond of poison. Keep your guard up for the many bad apples.

    • @mitragyninethespeciosa6891
      @mitragyninethespeciosa6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tinder is stacked against men.

  • @DigitalApex
    @DigitalApex ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you play through an entire Halo campaign and don't have a constant sense of paranoia that your friend will kill you randomly, then you aren't really friends.

  • @suplexmediapro
    @suplexmediapro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When she started singing all stars......my heart melted

  • @primark07
    @primark07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Shelby: *CRUSH THE ENEMIES AND GRIND THEIR BONES TO DUST*
    ME : AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

  • @shadowclonemaster
    @shadowclonemaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Why hasn't Timesplitters 2 been review yet? 😩😞

  • @dreamonline1996
    @dreamonline1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The IASIP reference was SPOT ON lmfao!

  • @Handz_Maxson
    @Handz_Maxson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I gotta say I respect the shit out of all the memes and references you put in these. Makes for pleasurable viewing experience.

  • @TessaxMusic95
    @TessaxMusic95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Halo on the original Xbox was my introduction to video games!! And the rest, as they say, is history!
    So many fond memories of my brother, his high school friends, and my dad playing Slayer & Capture the Flag a lot!