The Skateboard Kid - JonTron

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    Credits:
    Director/Writer/Actor - Jon Jafari
    Producer - Sergio Torres
    Director of Photography - Pete Polyakov
    Gaffer - Sergio Torres
    Sound - Matt Nissen
    Makeup - Carissa Swany
    Cast:
    Jon - Himself
    Shannon Krowicki - Female Bystander
    Dante Jayce - Rock Lord
    Hope Tomaselli - Rock Lordess
    Filthy Frank - Pink Guy ( / tvfilthyfrank )
    Post Production:
    Visual Effects - Pete Polyakov
    Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Editor - Sergio Torres
    Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
    Special thanks to LilTommyJ (Tom Jackson) for "The Skateboard Boy" song: / liltommyj
    Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
    JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming

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  • @lakamokolaka
    @lakamokolaka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5253

    Nothing says skateboarding more than pink guy screaming "fucking kill me."

    • @KSMohoganyWizard1869
      @KSMohoganyWizard1869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      +lakamokolaka
      who is pink guy? Where does he come from? What is his purpose on this existential plane?

    • @lakamokolaka
      @lakamokolaka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Mahogany Guy 1869
      Pink guy is the guy in the wig, he comes from frank's ass, he lives to live only in external pain

    • @joeganbogan270
      @joeganbogan270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Mahogany Guy 1869 No matter! I'll destroy them all!

    • @KSMohoganyWizard1869
      @KSMohoganyWizard1869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lakamokolaka For real though was that frank? I vaguely know about him, but I don't watch his stuff.
      Adiolf Brando Not if I get you first. Don't eat or drink anything ;D

    • @lakamokolaka
      @lakamokolaka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mahogany Guy 1869
      yes that was him, he was dressed as a character he has called "pink guy."

  • @JohnWolfe
    @JohnWolfe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18069

    Hi, Jon. I just found out there is a Skateboard Kid II. You know what you must do. I await your completed mission.

    • @JohnWolfe
      @JohnWolfe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +723

      h3h3Productions WOW, IT'S THE REAL ETHAN KLEIN OMFG I BETTER CLICK THAT LINK RIGHT AWAY

    • @ottokrgr
      @ottokrgr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +HarshlyCritical That moment when it ACTUALLY IS Ethan. Papa bless. (link is safe)

    • @NinjaTurbo100
      @NinjaTurbo100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I need my Jeff Dunham

    • @nolan5746
      @nolan5746 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Blue you're*

    • @gertkanvan6107
      @gertkanvan6107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +HarshlyCritical papa has blessed you

  • @onepunchman9910
    @onepunchman9910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5641

    Snake is probably the best character.
    Just sitting down eating a sandwich while everyone else fights.

    • @ShockerTopper
      @ShockerTopper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      One Punch Man how about his reaction to people told to shut up? lol...so funny how Jon used the “caught” sound effect. All of his videos are amazing mind you, but this ranks in the top 5 for sure.

    • @breakdancingninja8177
      @breakdancingninja8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That's how I play smash bros

    • @DaLoganFrost
      @DaLoganFrost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Snake looks like the actor Jon Cuzsak from the teen 80's movies..... totally butchered the name.

    • @rlharveson
      @rlharveson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@breakdancingninja8177 Ah,
      I see you have a bright mind

    • @No-lx8uh
      @No-lx8uh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is like your brother

  • @TheOneAsrians
    @TheOneAsrians 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    18:47
    the pure pain in Jon’s voice is so audible oh my god

  • @pliskin101
    @pliskin101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    That skateboard kid sure is a swood guy.

    • @Peaceful_Gojira
      @Peaceful_Gojira 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Yeh, if he's around, we should all go grab some grommets...

    • @jasminericenic
      @jasminericenic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Goro Goro BECAUSE HORIZONTAL HUNGER IS FOR GROMMETS

    • @RougeTheBatReal
      @RougeTheBatReal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Grommet

    • @4NEhorns
      @4NEhorns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luke Whitford Fuck off grommet.

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OH CHRIST!

  • @tyrillium1744
    @tyrillium1744 8 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    I'll see y'all in the next vid once 2017 hits

  • @derickmcduff
    @derickmcduff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    Punches skateboard in half:
    "THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!"

    • @kentuckyfriedchildren5385
      @kentuckyfriedchildren5385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Derick McDuff the board was already broken...

    • @Dd-gi5lm
      @Dd-gi5lm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Not even Flex Tape can fix it..... *How about using every flex product at once?*

    • @turbomoist6356
      @turbomoist6356 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ultimate_Gamer C25 Put flex seal on flex tape

    • @brentonperry9831
      @brentonperry9831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ultimate_Gamer C25 holy shit

    • @SothiSorc
      @SothiSorc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s a LOTTA DAAH MIDGE

  • @TRSRM
    @TRSRM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "Wow, that [object] looks pretty stupid objectively, it looks like some sort of clown-[object]" is my new favorite line.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, that comment looks pretty stupid objectively, it looks like some sort of clown comment

    • @frankenstein2758
      @frankenstein2758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow that dildo looks pretty stupid objectively, it looks like some sort of clown-dildo

    • @Unga_Bunga
      @Unga_Bunga 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Anthony Frank Hawk would approve of that rad line, brah.

  • @rickybobby6170
    @rickybobby6170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4183

    Can we get a stand-alone film about snake where you can’t tell he’s the main character but he’s in the back of every scene just lurking around eating a sandwich

    • @siriuslywastaken
      @siriuslywastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Even better, a movie focused on snake's life but it's always seen in the background of other events
      So like, if snake is having dialogue with someone you can just barely make it out in like a mall or some shit

    • @sanity_sadness4669
      @sanity_sadness4669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      No. Not a sandwich, a taco

    • @fortnitefan7273
      @fortnitefan7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I’m sorry to reply something completely unrelated but it’s so cool to me that you can go on a 4 year old video and see fairly new comments that are successful

    • @riddlerthediddler4392
      @riddlerthediddler4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He already has his own game series and even made it into smash

    • @sanity_sadness4669
      @sanity_sadness4669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kira Yoshikage I mean, you ain’t wrong

  • @FegeleintheLostTapes
    @FegeleintheLostTapes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7685

    This movie is so 90's, my Internet cut out when the telephone rang.

    • @MrOplef
      @MrOplef 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Noice

    • @tasos5005
      @tasos5005 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Still waiting for your next video!

    • @danarogers5896
      @danarogers5896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +TheBrawlUnit Don't pressure this guy to make more videos quicker. That's the problem with all TH-camrs. The more people pressure a TH-camr, the longer you have to wait until the video will be made.

    • @TheBrawlUnit
      @TheBrawlUnit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Austin Rogers​
      Well, he doesn't make videos anymore so it's not like I could delay them

    • @lucasghiloni1107
      @lucasghiloni1107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Fegelein: The Lost Tapes Yo thats not even funny, my internet still does that

  • @chom6096
    @chom6096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4623

    Fun fact: skateboarding was actually invented in the 40s or 50s when surfers were angry that they couldn’t surf when there weren’t waves out, so they put wheels on a wooden board and called it “sidewalk surfing.”

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      cool !

    • @dr.anderson1847
      @dr.anderson1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      God then smited them for making a whole generation of lazy degenerates

    • @maxjones2546
      @maxjones2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      @@dr.anderson1847 And then god invented the longboard to make them productive again.

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@maxjones2546 and then god stopped being real

    • @xThunderxWolfx
      @xThunderxWolfx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@EdgieAlias S O E D G Y

  • @Decoy007
    @Decoy007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Fun fact: This movie was written and Directed by Larry Swerdlove, whose son is Dan from the H3 Podcast. So Jon has met the director's son.

    • @thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201
      @thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This juicy titbit of trivia knowledge deserves more likes

    • @BryanSalyersXD
      @BryanSalyersXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      it's LA, the people with money are in popular shit. not saying it's not interesting, just saying that it's kinda the way shit works.

    • @Decoy007
      @Decoy007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@BryanSalyersXD I don't think Larry Swerdlove has a lot of money, and this movie was not popular at all.

    • @tommylight1312
      @tommylight1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Decoy007 Swerdlove won a Daytime Emmy in the 00s and was nominated for another Daytime Emmy for his work on the Muppet Babies in the 80s. His wife also worked on the Muppet Babies. The Skateboard Kid while being a hilarious pile of crap had some fairly big names acting and working in it, and it clearly had a decently large budget with the special effects. Also it must have made money since it had a sequel.
      So I have no idea how much money Swerdlove has but it's definitely a very nice living to have such a long career in Hollywood to have his son follow in the industry. Union directors and producers make a good living.

    • @Decoy007
      @Decoy007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tommylight1312 Wow, I guess he was pretty well known.

  • @davdav3350
    @davdav3350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    To show you the power of flextape
    I punched this skateboard in half!!

    • @marinejcksn1
      @marinejcksn1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      DavDav
      DATS A LOTTA DAMMAGE!

    • @RainbowSIR
      @RainbowSIR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      DavDav AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE

    • @matt-ss7nt
      @matt-ss7nt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      200 POUND OF A PUNCH!!!!

    • @macro3751
      @macro3751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Flex tape ain't super strong Phil YOU'RE super strong!

    • @dreeg1896
      @dreeg1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      After a day on the concrete...

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4444

    this film is just like The Revenant--first it's about a boy's relationship with his father, then it's about a talking skateboard, then there's a clown going nuts, and then it's actually about grandaddy's hidden treasure.
    GREAT EPISODE, 11/10

    • @emanatlas
      @emanatlas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      TENOUTTATEN

    • @Mushroomhead671
      @Mushroomhead671 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Havw you gotten your free Jeff Dunham tickets yet?

    • @JonTronShow
      @JonTronShow  8 ปีที่แล้ว +877

      Your words are poetry to my joy starved ears. Comment score 110/10.

    • @MattyewMashew
      @MattyewMashew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      JonTronShow "The only 110 This comment thread is getting"

    • @St0len1
      @St0len1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      schmoyoho!!!

  • @jaelizzagarcia7836
    @jaelizzagarcia7836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2839

    “It always comes back to my mom’s dead. My dad’s dead. She needs surgery. My papa is a clown.”
    Probably my favorite lines during this video XD

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It always comes back to Mom's dead, my Dad died, she needs surgery, _my papa is a CLOWN?_

    • @JacketCK
      @JacketCK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean cougar alert is also pretty funny

    • @johnsmithy315
      @johnsmithy315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swear on everything I hold dear I read this as he said it, it was perfect

    • @certifiedclown6246
      @certifiedclown6246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @davidirvine7238
      @davidirvine7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dat song doh

  • @notalentgamer3384
    @notalentgamer3384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    "its a genetic thing"
    What a weird pick up line.

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      classic alabaman pick up line

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Helperbot-2000 wouldnt work there since your sister/aunt has the same genes

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah I never noticed that. He see’s his son getting some action and says, “he got it from me”

    • @synonymouswithjello2359
      @synonymouswithjello2359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you like skateboard kid, wait til ya get a taste of skateboard man!

    • @qibcentricsplayground2043
      @qibcentricsplayground2043 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coming from 2023
      Im your 666th like
      Heh

  • @inkl1ng3
    @inkl1ng3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    20:42 lol the first time I watched this I didn’t notice filthy frank as the drum dude XD

    • @AARuiz666
      @AARuiz666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Do you mean “joji” 😒

    • @itio5918
      @itio5918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@AARuiz666 it was actually pink guy 😌

    • @yadajoku
      @yadajoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@AARuiz666 Bruh this video is 4 years old he was Filthy Frank

    • @vincentdamienarneo369
      @vincentdamienarneo369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yes but frank wasn't filthy in this cameo he was pink guy

    • @KeenFossa
      @KeenFossa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Erm guys you’re actually all wrong that was actually Markiplier

  • @thenotsofunnygamer1220
    @thenotsofunnygamer1220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    I love the Solid Snake detection sound and the quick zoom in on Snake's face when the car salesman's son says "Shut up Snake".

    • @xAnarchRadiostar
      @xAnarchRadiostar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Not So Funny Gamer I also noticed that just last night for the longest time lol

    • @krisstasko
      @krisstasko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "snake did not see that coming! "

    • @SolidSnacks_18
      @SolidSnacks_18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LIQUID!!!

    • @burritosmith3534
      @burritosmith3534 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Not So Funny Gamer I guess you could call him solid SNAKE!

    • @unfunnyvalentine9153
      @unfunnyvalentine9153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A weapon to surpass metal gear

  • @PollyGlodd
    @PollyGlodd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4547

    I like how there's a dog on the cover, that's nowhere in the movie.

    • @yellowthird9521
      @yellowthird9521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      +PollyGlodd This movie just keeps on disappointing me.

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      In fact, I think this cover was made for something completely different, but later was used for this movie.

    • @yellowthird9521
      @yellowthird9521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      The plot thickens.

    • @BlaiseArath
      @BlaiseArath 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +PollyGlodd Wow I didn't even notice til you pointed it out lol..

    • @SmokeyPanda123
      @SmokeyPanda123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      +Yellow Third the plot chickens

  • @corn204
    @corn204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    7:04 I love how the hooligans still laugh at any misfortune even if it's their leader

    • @ytk2508
      @ytk2508 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Suffering is their substance, and it's been in short supply since they elected a cat as mayor

  • @DarkShadow84
    @DarkShadow84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3689

    "I'm not gonna let my hero get out of a place like this without a reward."
    That's such a porn line you can't tell me the writer didn't do that on purpose.

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    18:47 - I love how defeated Jon sounds when he says "he can fly now....."

  • @dusathemaid
    @dusathemaid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    That Snake guy is already my favorite character

  • @soopr3462
    @soopr3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    That Pink guy cameo was almost as random as this movie

  • @ChippyGaming
    @ChippyGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    That dust effect completely cracked me up

    • @gwadpot
      @gwadpot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ChippyGaming ey chippy

    • @gwadpot
      @gwadpot 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Hover over his profile, it's the actual Chippy

    • @beebatron1418
      @beebatron1418 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ChippyGaming You like Jon??

    • @gorgelaws3948
      @gorgelaws3948 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHIPPY YOUR VIDS ARE AWESOME I AM A HAT

    • @explosiveswine7354
      @explosiveswine7354 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ChippyGaming Holy crap I didn't think I would see you here!

  • @easy_cheesy7
    @easy_cheesy7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    I love the implication that Jon just has a Cougar alarm in his house.

  • @McTrOiD
    @McTrOiD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    This movie has a *64%* on Rotten Tomatoes, and has a sequel.
    *What Even?!*

    • @misterscorpius1446
      @misterscorpius1446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      +Marty McFly It's an audience score, meaning it's a meaningless score.

    • @kskszkks706
      @kskszkks706 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Notorious Michael Jackson Shakur Prime Infinite (MJ Shakur) oh wow

    • @canthandlethislol
      @canthandlethislol 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ksks Zkks are you with him?

    • @kskszkks706
      @kskszkks706 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Joshua Hester what that mean?

    • @Screenments
      @Screenments 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Marty McFly Rotten Tomatoes is cancer altough

  • @Padverus
    @Padverus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    I’m watching a bunch of Jon’s older videos and there’s just something so comforting and nostalgic about seeing the different 8-bit intros he used to use.

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's actually 16 bit

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nabeelnitro6447 🤓

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I do miss them but I also love his current intro
      I wish he still played the robotic lady voice saying "Jon Tron" tho

  • @MrCreepyPasta
    @MrCreepyPasta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    God the film reviews are my absolute favorites from this channel

    • @alephnull3404
      @alephnull3404 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg. Two of my favorite channels collide!

    • @thatguy.4736
      @thatguy.4736 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seeing another TH-camr comment on your favorite subscribed TH-camrs vid. Is like seeing your best friend in public.

    • @thatoneguy9154
      @thatoneguy9154 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Isaiah Hubbard I know!!!

    • @ahoksure
      @ahoksure 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey bud.

    • @beesuschrist1167
      @beesuschrist1167 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was nice meeting you at kami con! Cool blue hair. Thanks for signing my sword! (I made you do the bean boozled challenge)

  • @DaveYognaut01
    @DaveYognaut01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Snake is objectively the best character and actor in this movie.
    His reaction to being told to "back off" was hilarious with the added MGS sound effect. And him sitting down to eat a taco and watch the whole thing blow over was amazing.

    • @alyane7329
      @alyane7329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jon missed an great opportunity to clown the fact that Snake looks a young John Cusack

    • @mr.memesanddreams5870
      @mr.memesanddreams5870 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      reminds me of Johnny Gat

    • @Macsk8ing
      @Macsk8ing 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was not a taco, it was a torta.

    • @TwilghtSaga110
      @TwilghtSaga110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Literally what happens if Johnny Gat and Johnny Cage had a baby

    • @EvatronX
      @EvatronX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      snake should be in this boat tbh

  • @caliburnabsolute8517
    @caliburnabsolute8517 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2146

    I believe that the moment we all see a Jontron video in our subscription boxes, our hearts skip a beat, the Earth briefly halts its rotation, and a choir of angels can be heard from around the world.

    • @Corio626
      @Corio626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lawl

    • @FatalDownpour
      @FatalDownpour 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Zero_Excalibur 'Bout sums up my reaction.

    • @TheSoapBar23
      @TheSoapBar23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Zero_Excalibur Just about sums up the 'sperience.

    • @adampreston8673
      @adampreston8673 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      truw

    • @leosheingate2068
      @leosheingate2068 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's only when the planets align that such an event occurs...

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    20:40 that guy looks cool, he should start his own solo music career

  • @thecloudyskies
    @thecloudyskies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    The goldfish scene has to be one of the most confusing scenes in movie history, he drank your fish, YOUR GOD DAMN FISH AND YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?!?!?!?

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      r/vore_irl

    • @Lakita2880
      @Lakita2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@torreywhiting5402 oh god

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lakita2880 with your pfp, I don't think this is your 1st rodeo

    • @Lakita2880
      @Lakita2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@torreywhiting5402 Nope...

    • @chimerschang
      @chimerschang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That part kind of ticks me off, to be honest. They're pretty much killing an actual goldfish by putting it in lemonade and filming it as a supposedly comedic scene. What even...

  • @gotanx1
    @gotanx1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2743

    Actually skateboards were made in 1955 by a man named Marty mcfly when he broke the handle off a child’s scooter

    • @Zorak9595
      @Zorak9595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Skateboards were actually invented in the 50's

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      No, his name was Calvin Klein. Marty was just his nickname.

    • @jordanhunter6102
      @jordanhunter6102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      that's heavy

    • @pbmultiverse543
      @pbmultiverse543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      DeAtHtHeKiD
      Great Scott!!

    • @Target_Shopping_Cart
      @Target_Shopping_Cart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hate to be that person but..... that was a child's hoverskate thing, he broke off the handle to try and make himself a hoverboard...

  • @tarrenr8159
    @tarrenr8159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    6:51 the skateboarder gang is actually nice with her bike. They just hand it to one another, like less enthusiastic hot potato. If they really wanted to damage her bike they would just throw it at things, but instead they politely hand it around to be admired.

  • @revuutube
    @revuutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    So in case you're wondering how this mastapiece ends:
    As Zack mopes over feeling that he has blown it, he looks down at the reflective peace symbol sticker under Rip and sees his “Wow” hat upside down and backwards, which spells out “Mom”, and he remembers his late mother’s words on how, sometimes, the thing you’re looking for is staring you right in the face. He deduces that the odd sequence of numbers and letters on the map must spell out something upside down and backwards, so he decides to get back to Maggie’s shop immediately. He climbs up the hill and gets back on the skateboard, but ties his shirt to a stick like a sail and uses the wind currents to take him back into town. Ham returns for him and gets up alongside him, but Ham’s friend Snake (Kai Lennox) - having grown to dislike Ham - uses a wire to clothesline him off of his ATV and allow Zack to keep going. The runaway ATV then brushes up against the skateboard’s motor, sending sparks into it that bring Rip back to life, and he then flies Zack right to Maggie’s shop. He sees Maggie moving out of her home with Dan and Mr. Banks watching, and after noticing that Dan has the map, he rides up and snatches it from him, then reads the sequence in the reflective sticker and sees that they spell out “water tower”, meaning that the gold is hidden in the water tower. Rip wraps one of his motor’s cords around one of Dan’s cars and drags it up a nearby hill, planning to send it into the tower and topple it. However, during their ascent, Earl appears with a shotgun in hand to halt Zack, but as he tries to get the gun to work, it suddenly goes off, and the buckshot hits Rip and destroys him for good. The car rolls right into the statue of Dan’s grandfather, which then falls and breaks one of the water tower’s legs, bringing it down and making the gold spill out.
    Dan greedily tries to assert his ownership of the land and shows an arriving Higgins the deed, but Frank takes a look at it and points out that Dan only has the rights to the land and the dwellings, and the water tower does not constitute a dwelling. Higgins concurs with him, telling Dan that it is a utility structure, so both it and whatever is in it belongs to Maggie. Maggie thanks Zack and kisses Frank, and Zack takes one last moment alone with Rip’s remains before leaving with his father. Some time later, Frank and Maggie get married.

  • @TIGORRE
    @TIGORRE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5495

    After 4 years I have just realized filthy frank was in this

    • @سامرومحمد-و9ع
      @سامرومحمد-و9ع 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Same

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I just love the crossover between Jon and RLM
      He did this then they had it on Best of the Worst, then RLM had the legendary surviving edged weapons episode, then Jon covered it
      They also both have covered movies Rifftrax has haha
      The bad movie trifecta

    • @Sircreepington9th
      @Sircreepington9th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What?!

    • @adilloco6261
      @adilloco6261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @karonffrench7236
      @karonffrench7236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me to bruh 😂

  • @HoopsandHipHop
    @HoopsandHipHop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4376

    I feel like these movies are made just so Jon can make fun of them lol

    • @mostlyjovial
      @mostlyjovial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +HorizonWind He's part of... the Illuminati!

    • @griffinfrysinger
      @griffinfrysinger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hey there! didnt know you were a jontron nerd! you swood grommet!

    • @ellamartell728
      @ellamartell728 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that would explain why he makes one per month

    • @jhonhenry9056
      @jhonhenry9056 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +HorizonWind ITS THE FUCKING BIRD!

    • @FurryGram
      @FurryGram 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +TheFlyingRazzberry
      pretty sure jon is really the bird. and the guy there is actually just a person to take the publicity on behalf of jon.

  • @urbiznesnunuv6938
    @urbiznesnunuv6938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    When he said “he can flyyy noooow...” I felt his brokenness in the pit of my soul.

  • @thomthetank5765
    @thomthetank5765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I love how jon literally gave up on explainations when the skateboard flew

    • @jameslew2804
      @jameslew2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His psyche collapsed

  • @ambiarock590
    @ambiarock590 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2610

    8:05 Skateboard was punched in half? Flex Tape!!!

    • @bladabladabloo
      @bladabladabloo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Student Wesley Benitez T H A T S A L O T OF D A M A G E

    • @mihaidinucoaieeusunt
      @mihaidinucoaieeusunt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ambia Rock I am Josephi Krakowski with FLEX TAPE!

    • @alright3969
      @alright3969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ambia Rock yeeeessss

    • @xrsizm
      @xrsizm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ambia Rock HE'S ON THE SKATEBOARD!

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

  • @JarrettTheGuyThatPlaysGames
    @JarrettTheGuyThatPlaysGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Now THIS is skateboarding!
    -Kylo Ren

    • @ApolloXtatik
      @ApolloXtatik 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @slackboy1017
      @slackboy1017 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jarrett | The Guy That Plays Games wait, this is what Kylo did before episode 7 gee no wonder he... and there goes my Childhood AGAIN!

    • @SuperAwesomerobot
      @SuperAwesomerobot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Try spinning thats a cool trick!

    • @KratosAurionPlays
      @KratosAurionPlays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jarrett | The Guy That Plays Games If only I understood the reference.

    • @ApolloXtatik
      @ApolloXtatik 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Now THIS is pod-racing!" is a cheesy Anakin Skywalker line from Episode 1 of Star Wars. Kylo Ren is the villain of episode 7. He used the classic "wrong quote meme" technique, and being a huge Star Wars fan, I thought it was really funny.

  • @Outwardpd
    @Outwardpd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3941

    Lady: *Marries the guy for money*
    Guy: *Marries her for money*
    Lady: *Surprised Pikachu face*

    • @lardlover3730
      @lardlover3730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      IS THAT TRUE DAN?!

    • @kirb9819
      @kirb9819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Its the corpse bride all over again

    • @hewhomainsness9189
      @hewhomainsness9189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So much in common!

    • @yonatanrodriguez5231
      @yonatanrodriguez5231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was the 1,000th like, i feel accomplished

    • @honestmistake8167
      @honestmistake8167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It do be like that sometimes and it to make me cry sometimes.

  • @Texan_Patriot
    @Texan_Patriot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    18:46 The sheer, cutting, depressing levels of DEFEAT in Jon's voice is real....and palpable.
    😰🤣👌

  • @Technoblade
    @Technoblade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    NO YOU UPLOADED RIGHT AFTER I FINISHED MY CHEESY SNACKS

  • @desperadowest2004
    @desperadowest2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "I SAWED THIS SKATE BOARD IN HALF!"
    "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!"

    • @caseyl563
      @caseyl563 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      K

    • @TheSP33DFREAK
      @TheSP33DFREAK 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only way to fix it is *SLAP* Flex tape!

  • @TJWins225
    @TJWins225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "What are you doing to me step bro?" came next.

    • @fcomolineiro7596
      @fcomolineiro7596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      oh boy that sound bad not really the hell man

    • @cruz6531
      @cruz6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @naaima1803
      @naaima1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      n

    • @Name-yv2zq
      @Name-yv2zq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@naaima1803 o

    • @snicket__3543
      @snicket__3543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Name-yv2zq t

  • @UlteriorComet
    @UlteriorComet ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I always lose it when the dad screams "ZACH!!!" in a too real way while he's trying to tug the clown wig off

  • @10191927
    @10191927 8 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    As a 90's kid, I never knew this movie existed. But there are many examples of movies like these during the 90's. If you have a movie with bright clothing and nonsensical plot, in the 90's it was guaranteed to be made.

    • @ThatJoshyboy9
      @ThatJoshyboy9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh shit, the hero king himself watches JonTron XD

    • @Vercettislugger
      @Vercettislugger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angels in the Outfield!%!@$%

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      nigga

    • @10191927
      @10191927 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +EspioMetroidNano I ignore the plight of the people in Altea if a JonTron video comes out. They are on their own.

    • @supersev2001
      @supersev2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we had it worst in Austria

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    NEW JONTRON?!
    (drops everything to watch)

  • @HunterIsRad
    @HunterIsRad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I want to be friends with Snake, he's the coolest guy in the movie.

    • @kameronhall4448
      @kameronhall4448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Sarons Yeah that Snakes a pretty cool guy, he kills metal gears and doesn't afraid of anything.

    • @HunterIsRad
      @HunterIsRad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      kameron hall
      That too.

    • @Azby64
      @Azby64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TNToby
      I don't think Snake had lines...

    • @calebc5057
      @calebc5057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s one swood guy

    • @crissbd8400
      @crissbd8400 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That kid, even with the sunglasses on, looks like fucken john cusack in...stranger than fiction or some shit. But...18 years old john cusack.

  • @jackieboyok
    @jackieboyok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Damn...filthy Frank on the drums really just brought everything back to 2015-2016 for me

  • @JoyandSerenity.
    @JoyandSerenity. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    Holy fucking shit
    It was actually Filthy Frank..

    • @sageshroom2760
      @sageshroom2760 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was wondering that! Was it really?

    • @VoltageFlex
      @VoltageFlex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      yeah theyre friends

    • @DinkyKnag
      @DinkyKnag 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      That was Pink Guy
      Not Papa Franku

    • @sageshroom2760
      @sageshroom2760 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah.

    • @anthonytilleman3576
      @anthonytilleman3576 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ahhhhh fucking kill meeeee

  • @giglebebo
    @giglebebo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I'm too high, I can't understand what the fuck is going on in this video. It made literally no sense.
    One of your best videos, Jon, keep it up, man!

    • @iiwuxi3032
      @iiwuxi3032 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      relatable

    • @ant13035
      @ant13035 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm not high and I still don't understand.

    • @LarryTL
      @LarryTL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not high and I feel the same.

    • @CyberVsWolverine
      @CyberVsWolverine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Herr Vesker great moovs jon, keep it up! proud of yu.

    • @tsu-music
      @tsu-music 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm at an elevation of 126 feet. what does that mean?

  • @UltYT
    @UltYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    "why are you not laughing, dudes?"
    "I was, but then you took your mask off."
    I could just be easily impressed, but I really liked that comeback.

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      No that's actually a sick burn

    • @manatea2044
      @manatea2044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Knight_Productions lmao.

    • @jollybear_wastaken
      @jollybear_wastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      it would've been even funnier if he said "I was laughing but, then you started moving again"

    • @UltYT
      @UltYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jollybear_wastaken oh gosh, that's dark!
      but then again, that's actually pretty good.

    • @jollybear_wastaken
      @jollybear_wastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@UltYT Gen-Z humor is already pretty dark as it is

  • @honestlyriley7973
    @honestlyriley7973 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun Fact: The front man of The Trashkittens, Gabe Witcher, has 10 Grammy nominations and 1 Grammy win. He also composed music for RDR2 and conducted the live orchestra performing said for the Red Bull Music Festival in Los Angeles. The guy is incredibly accomplished.

    • @mzamethodman7134
      @mzamethodman7134 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which track did he compose in red dead?

  • @calebhorton4701
    @calebhorton4701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    If I don't here the word "swood" or the phrase "Let's drop in on a grommet,' I'm gonna be really disappointed.

    • @themac0
      @themac0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      *disappointment intensifies*

    • @ch48_
      @ch48_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *Disappointment is through the roof*

    • @nocommentary1954
      @nocommentary1954 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +Caleb Horton JonTron doesn't really need to do constant self-references, comments sections do it for him.

    • @ararat9548
      @ararat9548 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      here?

    • @tref5551
      @tref5551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "You couldn't stop me from saying gromet! Gromet this gromet that!"

  • @AppleOfThineEye
    @AppleOfThineEye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    *M Y P A P A I S A C L O W N*

    • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
      @franciosdeaeruiu7555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *R U M M A G E T I M E*

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      F U L L O F S P U N K A N D
      F U L L O F S O U L

    • @squidburgeryt4742
      @squidburgeryt4742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      P A P A

    • @andreasbechrakis9631
      @andreasbechrakis9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bongo Cat C L O W N

    • @miq482
      @miq482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bmo14lax thats precisely the problem sentient skateboard

  • @karmalapples5942
    @karmalapples5942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I just realized part of the reason I like this channel so much. "JonTronShow" could not be more true. It actually does feel more like a TV show or something than a video.

    • @Emperor.Palpatine
      @Emperor.Palpatine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jontronsnow

    • @Pikminiman
      @Pikminiman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Heck, this video's 22-minute runtime even fits the standard half-hour broadcast slot.

    • @theinquiryplease4404
      @theinquiryplease4404 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +bunoclars

    • @Tugboatpb
      @Tugboatpb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Kamaren Except jontron isnt the guy in the video its the fucking bird.

    • @jacksonflint4361
      @jacksonflint4361 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tugboatpb Jon is the guy, Jacques is the bird. I'm pretty sure this is b8, though.

  • @the_eldencasual
    @the_eldencasual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Jon: "The skateboards been around since the 80s or 90s"
    Me: So basically since the beginning of time itself

  • @CrystalBulger
    @CrystalBulger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    This movie, "A Talking Skateboard?!?" is my new all time favourite

    • @tasiyeahh
      @tasiyeahh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      *A Talking Skateboard!?!

    • @NashTheBlade
      @NashTheBlade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ross the Boss No no no, you gotta say it like a befuddled old man during a Vanilla Ice concert.

    • @Strix182
      @Strix182 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "You're a skateboard!"
      "You're a boy."
      "AND III'M ABOUT TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!"

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Xavior TheLycan (The Black Hood) "a talking caaaaaaaat?!?" Like that?

    • @CrystalBulger
      @CrystalBulger 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tasia Boldyreva Thanks

  • @evertime123
    @evertime123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    I was laughing until I realized I've seen this movie before

    • @evertime123
      @evertime123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Wait a minute, I own this movie

    • @bernardocoimbra2777
      @bernardocoimbra2777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +evertime123 you actually made it!

    • @manarayofhope2374
      @manarayofhope2374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +evertime123 me too

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +evertime123 then you stop laughing and realized... life has no meaning, later a black hole opened in your heart and swallowed the universe to oblivion... ahhh good times

    • @Textrosity
      @Textrosity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +evertime123 Hahahahahaaa why is this so fami- oh shit.

  • @DZrache
    @DZrache 8 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Filthy Frank and Jontron in a video about a film about a talking skateboard. Finally, my soul can ascend from this mortal plane.

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bye

    • @DZrache
      @DZrache 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Kinsey Palmer cya

    • @melonscumpthin8643
      @melonscumpthin8643 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DZrache when?

    • @Goon.29
      @Goon.29 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have transcended.

    • @WordoftheElderGods
      @WordoftheElderGods 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DZrache Talking laptop on a talking skateboard.

  • @Downbubbles2
    @Downbubbles2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Nobody talks about the amount of effort goes into creating these intros, genuinely impressive ngl.

  • @goofygoober4901
    @goofygoober4901 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    jon in eyeshadow is a beautiful thing

    • @jjortiz7504
      @jjortiz7504 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eyeliner*

    • @elena_eleen
      @elena_eleen 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph Of Drakekeep both, both is good

    • @elena_eleen
      @elena_eleen 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simple Logic 86 wat

  • @ACBlackJ0ck
    @ACBlackJ0ck 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    RIP Scott Border. You will be missed.

    • @EmonWBKstudios
      @EmonWBKstudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Johnny “ACBlackJ0ck” Takigero he was one SWOOD guy.

    • @therealAkito
      @therealAkito 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Porkins Prime don't fucking give me an aneurysm

    • @joj8193
      @joj8193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +EMonDaNexxus yeah he was a real gromit of a guy

    • @lactatertots
      @lactatertots 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I HAVE THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE ACTOR WHO DIED EARLIER BUT THEN I REALIZED WHAT IT WAS AND FUCKING DIED

    • @konatatheotakuwaifu2703
      @konatatheotakuwaifu2703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scott Border 19XX/20420X. You will be missed

  • @jollythejackalope
    @jollythejackalope 7 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Pink Guy: The Origins

  • @pratikgurung7153
    @pratikgurung7153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The effort jon puts into his his short skits is way underrated

  • @Ooknabah
    @Ooknabah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    He used the fishbowl to replace the broken glass cover of the meter. Am I the only one who saw that?

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Or that snake's taco was really a burger

    • @rinusluijk3514
      @rinusluijk3514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Mike Wassef The plot thickens.

    • @The_OPN
      @The_OPN 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rinus Luijk
      Literally

  • @TheObservaStory
    @TheObservaStory 8 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    This was a good one, idk why but it felt more like a classic JonTron episode

    • @spacedwarfguy
      @spacedwarfguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @patches2221
      @patches2221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      more jokes per second maybe?

    • @visas_marr
      @visas_marr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Myles George well said

    • @TheObservaStory
      @TheObservaStory 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Erik Hallberg wrongu commentu

    • @KarlMonsos
      @KarlMonsos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Myles George yeah his jokes were fuking on point this episode!

  • @CinnabarPyro
    @CinnabarPyro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    FUCKIN YES SON. JON "THE TRON" TRON IS FUCKIN BACK

  • @alexpollock6932
    @alexpollock6932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:58 I love how in order to knock the case off the car the driver had to dramatically swerve but within the scene there was no reason for the dad to do that

  • @nugawug6625
    @nugawug6625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    Who's binge watching all of his videos until he finally makes some new content?
    EDIT: PRAISE JESUS HES BACK!

  • @Joseph_Biten
    @Joseph_Biten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    The 80s had a punk band named Trash Kittens. The 2000s have a rock band called Sick Puppies. Get ready for my metal band this decade, Blood Bunnies.

  • @DarthVader-di9jo
    @DarthVader-di9jo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "Fuckery will get you everywhere"-Rick the skateboard

    • @Luci9.9
      @Luci9.9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like this but its at 69 likes

  • @kryptico2240
    @kryptico2240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Anybody else just naturally hit that pimp walk whenever john’s old intro starts playing?

  • @ilovemakingcatgirlscry7574
    @ilovemakingcatgirlscry7574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    The movie would've been much better if it was revealed this was all the chicken mask guy hallucinating after he got hit by the car.

    • @ecgameplayer
      @ecgameplayer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scariest twist!

    • @bit7841
      @bit7841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Assad's Prophet i

    • @isdel9474
      @isdel9474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THE MOST M NIGHT SHAMALAN MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

  • @alllockedupyo1864
    @alllockedupyo1864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jon and Filthy Frank's friendship has come far since that first meeting...

  • @Obstreperous_Octopus
    @Obstreperous_Octopus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    The WOW/MOM hat thing is the closest this movie comes to being anything resembling clever or creative.

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      William Bowles oh yeah, sooo creative...

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I though maybe WOW meant the (Wow!) signal, but it would have had the date of the transmission or maybe the combo of digits and letters that came from the signal.

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOW BOB WOW.

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Owen Wilson bought that hat at an auction of Skateboard Kid memorabilia

    • @OrioleFan336
      @OrioleFan336 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bobby Abbott actually this was made before spongebob. Lol

  • @youcantbeatk7006
    @youcantbeatk7006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "It's a genetic thing." is the smoothest play I've ever seen.

  • @GXDSXNT
    @GXDSXNT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    *P A P A I S A C L O W N*

    • @spoonman6256
      @spoonman6256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MaX Cross ...Hawkins?

    • @marcusfaze
      @marcusfaze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Epic Liam Paul Christian?

    • @spoonman6256
      @spoonman6256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marcus Faze 'Tis

  • @marciharp631
    @marciharp631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    14:37 "I used to think my my life was a tragedy but now I realize it's a comedy"

  • @KrisKeyes
    @KrisKeyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "I'm a pretty cool dude, and that's just a fact!"
    SNORT

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kristopher Keyes
      *h o h*

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakebello7988 Jesus

  • @ssshrooms1708
    @ssshrooms1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    5:26 I still to this day can’t tell if that was a skit or real

    • @brendonryan5285
      @brendonryan5285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I like to thibk its real but the audio is just too good at the end.

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes. It's real. Jon decided to stand around creepily for hours in hopes that someone would go out of their way to ask specifically him, not noticing the cameraman until after, for directions to a place he just happens to know the directions to, and also somehow managed to perfectly capture the crystal clear audio after running off.
      (Jokes aside, It was a skit. I'm just being an ass unnecessarily. It took me a while to confirm myself.)

    • @angie.reads.things
      @angie.reads.things 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @lightlyrouge7476
    @lightlyrouge7476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Pink guy. This video just reached maximum awesomeness.

  • @ry_jayy
    @ry_jayy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Why didn't he just use Flex Tape on that skateboard?

    • @Evongelo
      @Evongelo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cause all we had back then was oxyclean

    • @TheWholesaleHow
      @TheWholesaleHow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Follow your dreams son

    • @tylernorton.0690
      @tylernorton.0690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Arjay THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

    • @Mogu68
      @Mogu68 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right♻ praise the tape

    • @6ix_6inslog95
      @6ix_6inslog95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn't have the might of Zeus, so it wouldn't have worked.

  • @YourPalHDee
    @YourPalHDee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Jon you should be genuinely proud of how you stopped doing GameGrumps even though I guarantee it was a nonstop rain of easy money, so you could pursue making actual content of quality, and now you're one of the best content creators on this site.

    • @TheNahaw
      @TheNahaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Do you have something against GameGrumps? "Easy money" and "ACTUALLY content of quality" sound incredibly condescending. I admit JonTron puts more work into his work but it doesn't mean the GameGrumps don't put effort into their work.

    • @YourPalHDee
      @YourPalHDee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah, I have nothing against them. They're both funny guys, but let's not kid ourselves and pretend that they do it for anything but the money.

    • @TheNahaw
      @TheNahaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I feel like they have a lot of fun with it too though. If they didn't love it and only did it for money they probably would have moved on to their own separate jobs by now.

    • @RiverTheOneandOnly
      @RiverTheOneandOnly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +TheNahaw youtube *IS* their job.

    • @Billum01
      @Billum01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      +TheNahaw Arin and Ross both quit animating because it didn't make them enough money. They loved doing it yet quit because lets plays are easy as fuck and can be shit out nonstop for easy money.
      Also, I recall Arin once saying on Twitter that he would never make a lets play. When he realised he could make money off it, that obviously changed.

  • @Rita.B.N
    @Rita.B.N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    19:20 you're killing me here Jon, I almost choked

  • @lampshade6967
    @lampshade6967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Aaah, nothing like kicking back at 2:30 am, eating Chex mix, watching old jontron videos

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wish I could do that

    • @cubanvegetarian5324
      @cubanvegetarian5324 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1fungamer I have been doing that since 2:30! Still on jontron and its 4:30 right now.

    • @lindsayapplegate6686
      @lindsayapplegate6686 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      actually this is one of his newer videos

    • @epochthekid
      @epochthekid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes but fuck your chex mix

    • @applegamer
      @applegamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      this video is only 7 months old...

  • @copenangelo8341
    @copenangelo8341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Seeing this in 2019 and the pinkguy cameo breaks me....

    • @solocomics1820
      @solocomics1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well course you've seeing this in 2019. What do you expect this is going to be? 2016 again?

    • @tattooeduglyguy3376
      @tattooeduglyguy3376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@solocomics1820 i miss the past..

    • @solocomics1820
      @solocomics1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tattooeduglyguy3376 What past? It's still there. It just feels like 2016 again! :D

    • @tattooeduglyguy3376
      @tattooeduglyguy3376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@solocomics1820 Yesterday. Yesterday is history

    • @offlinemedia1784
      @offlinemedia1784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hah, you fool. I am watching in 2020

  • @yuteyuubykyuubi5199
    @yuteyuubykyuubi5199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    This is going to come across as a generic comment but I swear jon is the only TH-camr I can watch over and over and be equally enthralled each time. When I'm out of state these videos make me feel at home. That's how synonymous with comfort theyve all become. I'm not sure who most influenced Jon to create media but I'd like to shake that mans hand. Love you Jon thanks so much for the laughs

    • @ChiyoBebe.
      @ChiyoBebe. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wholesome

    • @riverpaw3234
      @riverpaw3234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @gamingcousinsvideos6207
      @gamingcousinsvideos6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not only that but you can watch them over and over again and theyre still somehow good

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Videogamedunkey is better

    • @JohnDoe-wb6vl
      @JohnDoe-wb6vl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fullanalysis93 I do not watch videogamedunkey's videos because he is black

  • @AnthonyLeoWilson
    @AnthonyLeoWilson ปีที่แล้ว +6

    rewatching these always brings me up when i am down. who needs prozac eh

  • @popefrancisspeedruns9365
    @popefrancisspeedruns9365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Right after the "What's a man to do" spiel, like immediately after you asked, I got an ad that said, "You can make breaded porkchops at home. That's what you do.

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    18:41 "What does the treasure have to do with marriage?"
    Because, Jon, the moral of the story is that the real treasure IS marriage.
    ... I'll see myself out.

    • @KL4B
      @KL4B 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nater K u right

  • @aidanbuford7030
    @aidanbuford7030 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "It's a genetic thing"
    Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.

    • @aidanbuford7030
      @aidanbuford7030 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except not really.

    • @RobPlaysSomeGames
      @RobPlaysSomeGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +aidan b That's a lie! That's the exact pick up line on how I got my wife!

    • @aidanbuford7030
      @aidanbuford7030 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Robert Lugo Really? Then I'll go out and try it myself!
      *Comes back two hours later, drinks bleach.*

    • @phillip5245
      @phillip5245 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ain't nothing but a g thang

    • @aidanbuford7030
      @aidanbuford7030 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Noah S Woah buddy, sorry that you saw my comment original comment for the one second before I added the second part, and then told all ur crushes! XD

  • @ThetaZord
    @ThetaZord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    5:25 I have to know if this was staged or not. It seems like Jon wouldn’t wait around for someone to “by chance” ask him directions, but that woman’s reaction seemed so genuine. I’m gonna say that it was staged, and that woman is a fantastic actor.

    • @wd3185
      @wd3185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Probably an actress, the high quality audio means she has a mic on her. I would not put it past Jon though to actually do this to a random stranger.

    • @juneru2
      @juneru2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Definitely acted, but it's funny to imagine Jon just standing there like that for however many hours just to get someone to ask him for directions.

    • @zenith8417
      @zenith8417 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its fake, her names Shannon Krowicki and shes credited in the description as Female Bystander

  • @ryleespencer212
    @ryleespencer212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Can we talk about Jon's guyliner at the end? Because we should talk about Jon's guyliner at the end.

    • @J.Skyler
      @J.Skyler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He looked good as fuck!

    • @deathhzrd
      @deathhzrd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He got me hard

    • @quadnines778
      @quadnines778 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rylee Spencer Fuck yes!

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +rocknexus you gotta admit guyliner sounds stupid though. Do guys not have eyes?

  • @whaccoon
    @whaccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Trash kittens, is that like a kitten you find in the trash?"
    That quote is all you need. Comedy gold. You did it Johnathan, we can all go home now.

  • @suzannecunningham5461
    @suzannecunningham5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Fuckery" wasn't a thing back in 1993, but it fits so much better than "Flattery". Well Done.

  • @daosof
    @daosof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4 years later we await skate board kid 2 episode.