@@zanyraccoon6361 he was manipulating her and guilting her for wanting to go to college because she chose a different one than him. yelled and blew up emotionally when he saw her having fun on the dance floor instead of waiting and talking about it later if he really needed to. and stalked her at the end after she saved her little brother from being kidnapped and instead of saying "Oh! its great you found your brother i was worried about him and you" told her she could never use his car again cause hes gone. Fuck that guy lol
So let me get this straight. Cathy gets mad at her boyfriend because he wasn't ok with her being sexually harassed on the floor of a dingy club? Vanilla Ice definitely wrote this himself
No, but y'know what does hurt someone's career? Having your name become associated with a snake oil company pushing pseudoscience and absolute insanity in place of actual proven health and wellness methods.
@@ElFreakinCid Nay. It does not hurt. If you're Keanu Reeves whose brand is being a train-commuting good samaritan avenging dead dogs, then yes. Before GOOP, Gwyneth was most known for being a head in a box, really.
UltimateXtreme Actually, in elementary the girls tend to be stronger, due to them actually hitting puberty first. But usually, the choice of who is stronger is between who has actually been exercising more at that age.
I've never wanted to unsee this movie in my entire life, and this is the only time I've seen it. I'd rather watch that movie about the satanic D&D cult at least that one was funny.
Who wouldn't want to go out with vanilla ice just look at that hair and his clothes my god his clothes and his ability just jump a bike over a fence mwa poifict not to mention his jawline and his frosted tips
I actually had a theory about how Kat ends up with Vanilla Ice in the movie: when she fell off her horse (when Vanilla obviously endangers her life) she suffers a severe concussion and has limited mental capacities. That's how she falls for him!
I can’t get over how his entire style predicted 2022 tiktok eboys. He even does the constipated “one eyebrow up and biting your lip” look. Ice is truly ahead of his time. A true prophet.
Eventually, Jon is going to say nothing for 3 years; when he finally comes back, he'll release a 7-and-a-half-hour epic about the entire library of Lego games.
When you think about it this video marks the end of an era. Its the last time we saw the old intro, the last time we saw the title cards, and the last time we saw Jaque again in an official video.
Fun fact, the film's cinematographer went on to become Spielberg's go to. He DP'd Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Minority Report, War Horse, etc.
To be clear, in 1997, she baked him a gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free muffin. He said it tasted like "biting into the New York Times", according to the goop website.
Yeah I guess this documented one of those rare times where there was no kid he bullied who became a karate master to kick his ass, so he just roamed free.
I have read bad boy One Direction fics, and yes, I can confirm. Especially the totally out of place part where her dad has a dark past and her little brother is kidnapped and terrifyingly held hostage.
Funny thing is Vanilla is actually a pretty smart dude, knew he couldn’t hack it so he took his money and invested in real estate. Also was able to buy the rights to Under Pressure by Queen to avoid a lawsuit and still makes bread from it. Well played sir
Probably wasn't THAT smart, when he went on to play himself in the movie "That's My Boy", staring Adam Sandler... It's disgusting to be blunt, and saw it in passing on TV... =.= Like the whole story starts with Sandler's character as a kid in middle school having the hots for his teacher, who ends up ACTUALLY having sex with him, no joke, and he gets a kid that's close enough to his age because of it... Then he tries to get back into his son's life, while many gross sexual jokes continue throughout the whole damn thing, like having the hots for his son's soon-to-be-wife's grandma and actually has sex with HER, Vanilla Ice plays himself to be buddies with Sandler's character and ALSO has sex with the grandma, and then finds out his son's girlfriend was cheating on him... WITH HER OWN BROTHER! 🤢🤮 If Vanilla Ice was remotely smart, I can't see someone with a slightly working brain choose to be a part of such an awful grossgusting movie... Ever... And this was how I discovered who Vanilla Ice was... 🤦
@@NightNinjaTFOA I don’t believe I had ever heard of this movie. Your comment made me curious so I looked it up. Holy shit, how did that thing even get made?! It’s atrocious!
@@jacobesnard What are you talking about? Gwyneth Paltrow has only continued to be running a snake oil racket, proving she doesn't deserve her success.
Remember kids, if you almost kill a girl, stalk her, force yourself onto her in the middle of a dance floor, break into her house to wake her up by putting something in her mouth, then go... beat up a bunch of random guys or something, then save her brother using your superhuman senses, she's yours forever. Is that... is that what just happened? This movie is a friggin masterpiece XD
You forgot that you need to be a "Part of the male body and also an insult for people who are inconsiderate of other people" towards some honest workers construction in progress, who are gonna have a lot of trouble because they need to somehow fix everything up and finish their work within a certain amount of time.
Filming this, did they ever realize that the "pattern" shaved into the side of his head changes every five seconds? They didn't think that was a problem?
I mean… Assuming this takes place over multiple days, it’s possible that his hair just grows back superquick and he gets a new design shaved into it like every week
4:12 I've rewatched this so many times, and I still can't figure something out How the hell does he get any air to go over that fence? it's a flat road, in fact if anything it's at a DECLINE
Gwyneth Paltrow's dad: I reFUSE to let my daughter star in this movie! It will hurt her career! Gwyneth Paltrow: *Opens Goop* Gwyneth Paltrow's dad: ...
The ice bucket girl at 9:45 apparently listened and went to disneyland. Since she now stars in the new live action disney movie Kim possible. at least according to IMDB.
Squares have 4 sides, rectangles has 4 sides thus, it is a square however a rectangle has 1 side that is longer than the other thus a rectangle cannot be a square?
Don't you get it, he's representing the supreme intellect of Vanilla Ice. Only Ice doesn't care about shape differences, he's too smart for that crap, that's just a fact.
I will never get over the shock of watching this video for like the 4th-5th time, getting to the motorcycle scene, and then all of sudden realizing I recognized the main street. To think I live in the city where this film was made, truly an honor.
Plot twist; Vanilla Ice was the one who is leading the mafia guys and kidnapped her brother. Thats how he could inexplicably find her brother based on that one sound.. just so he could look like the hero. It’s all revealed in the sequel: Cool As Ice: Revenge of the Cold
I mean, his character portrayal in the movie is different from how he acts as a genuine person. Besides, he's like 50 nowadays and is a luxury contractor building houses. He's spent more time grinding legitimately than he did in the rap game. The man has earned his check.
When a deranged stalker breaks into your house, sneaks into your bed with you while you're asleep, and puts objects in your mouth to wake you up, that's when you know its true love! 💘
There is talk that he was packaged by his managers as an image like any other dumb popstar and didn't have very much say in his public image or the "art" he is a part of.
The movie is like something I would make for a group project 30 minuets before the deadline when everybody in the group procrastinated as well and had less than half of their part done.
Apparently this video is labelled as "music" on youtube and can not be played in the background Damn right it is, every JohnTron video is a masterwork symphony
I mean in the movie his name is Johnny and it is cool I think anyway hahaha I'm dyslexic too I see 3s as 8s or vice versa and different letters I see backwards I have to take my time lookin at stuff
Strumpus can you fuck off? If you think Jon is an evil racist I don't care. But these comments are just praising hes back. And now your just being toxic. So go watch something else
Dear Strumpus STFU-O-Clock You and your feminist cult need to BACK DAFUQ UP BEFORE U GET SMACK DAFUQ UP Jon is not "racist" just because u disagree with him O-kai That is not what racist means it means that a person shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other races or who believes that a particular race is superior to another. *clears throat* STRAIGHT UP FACT
The bit where Ice says "Drop the zero and get with the hero" always confuses me a lot because she's still dating the other guy at this point so she's already got with the hero?
Jontron now we know, we were wrong, we messed up, and now your gone. *JONTRON WE'RE SORRY SJW'D YOU WE NEER HAD EXPECTED YOU TO run away and LEAVE US feeling this empty. . your "ECH Right now would sound like music to us. Please come home cause we miss you jontron.
"Some people call me Dan, but my name isn't Dan." Now Jon, we all know that Danny is sexy, but nothing can replace your cynical wit, your honest charm, or your raw sex appeal. And this is hilarious.
"Ya know, the chick who drives the horse" absolutely killed me
10 outta 10
The “will you stop at nothing?” Caption always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
People ride horses not drive them.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 do you not drive your horses?
@@Justalilsilly no I pilot mine
This the kind of movie you see advertised in GTA as a joke.
I would like but ur at 69 likes
@@Ronaldcornly not anymore
@@antoniobibbo5229 yes not anymore
@@antoniobibbo5229 so I guess I can like now.
Yep.
You know you've written a masterpiece when the only relatable and level-headed guy is the antagonist
You mean the two kidnappers?
idk, him demanding that she get in the car doesn't sound so cool to me.
@@loljustice31 Vanilla Ice is such a Mary Sue in this flick.
@@loljustice31 Eh, we have are angry moments. He didn't seem like a bad guy overall. But who knows for sure since we barely saw him.
@@zanyraccoon6361 he was manipulating her and guilting her for wanting to go to college because she chose a different one than him. yelled and blew up emotionally when he saw her having fun on the dance floor instead of waiting and talking about it later if he really needed to. and stalked her at the end after she saved her little brother from being kidnapped and instead of saying "Oh! its great you found your brother i was worried about him and you" told her she could never use his car again cause hes gone.
Fuck that guy lol
Fun fact: The Cinematographer of this movie went to win an Oscar for his work in Schindler’s List.
Janusz Kamiński. He's a frequent collaborator with Spielberg and also did the cinematography for Saving Private Ryan.
Goes to show, it don’t matter where you start, just that you are willing to work
I feel like I just got shot
@@ninjaturtlefan2003 “Doesn’t matter where you start.”
Oh yeah well, what about yesterday!? Straight up fact! 😎
There's always tomorrow....
So let me get this straight. Cathy gets mad at her boyfriend because he wasn't ok with her being sexually harassed on the floor of a dingy club? Vanilla Ice definitely wrote this himself
yes.
Yee
Yea
no argument here.
i agree
little did Gwyneth know, Jontron would call her out years later
Hah true!
scotthebruce2 guess that explains their brain-dead view of science
GOOOF!
goop.
Oh she knew
dad should have warned Gwyneth Paltrow about goop too
Her dad died in 2002 so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A company worth millions, in fact acoupleohundredofem', doesn't really hurt anyone's career
@@vb1194 "In fact, I saw acoupleofhundrendofthem walk past"
"acoupleofhundrendofthem?"
"ACOUPLEOFHUNDREDOFEM"
No, but y'know what does hurt someone's career? Having your name become associated with a snake oil company pushing pseudoscience and absolute insanity in place of actual proven health and wellness methods.
@@ElFreakinCid Nay. It does not hurt. If you're Keanu Reeves whose brand is being a train-commuting good samaritan avenging dead dogs, then yes.
Before GOOP, Gwyneth was most known for being a head in a box, really.
" Why are words allowed to escape your face ? " might be one of the greatest insults I have ever heard.
read this right as/after it happened lol
"If ya ain't true to yourself, ya ain't true to nobody, straight up fact"
-Aristotles dying words 322 BC
I read that as he said it
200th like....accomplishments...
*Straight out fa’t
@ThatMovieGuy Does The Small Screen
"Crito we owe a cock to Asclepius; straight up fact!"
That was actually pretty much what he said.
phat* (and that is how the slang term was spelled)
I love the way vanilla ice says "for a girl" like he's in elementary school and a girl beat him in a sport
Tonic Clips exactly
Physiologically, that is unlikely, but I do hope that is true.
UltimateXtreme Actually, in elementary the girls tend to be stronger, due to them actually hitting puberty first. But usually, the choice of who is stronger is between who has actually been exercising more at that age.
nah men always win cause they hella suPERIOr
Major Missile
That explains why my twin sister was stronger than me back then...either that or I was just weak.
"Drop that zero and get with the hero."
I've never wanted to un-hear something so bad in my life.
Mike Benson mediocre burn at best
Mike Benson 5:55
I've never wanted to unsee this movie in my entire life, and this is the only time I've seen it. I'd rather watch that movie about the satanic D&D cult at least that one was funny.
atomicdancer "drop that man and get in my van" seems more appropriate
I'd want to unhear that so that I could hear it for the first time over and over again
The official tagline for this movie is "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."
It wouldn't, though. It would weather and break apart.
@@NotoriousLightning I feel like they are accidentally showing how wrong this relationship is
Jesus, and I mean this sincerely, H. Fucking Christ
*sTrAiGhT uP fAcT*
You Nicks with your "logic" just don't get it.
The most unrealistic part about this movie is that she likes Vanilla Ice
Want even is a vanilla ice? Is it, ice thats vanilla flavor? Or frozen vanilla ice cream aka a popsicle
Bursted Star i can’t tell if your joking or not
@@Molotovexe-be9ur I'm joking
Who wouldn't want to go out with vanilla ice just look at that hair and his clothes my god his clothes and his ability just jump a bike over a fence mwa poifict not to mention his jawline and his frosted tips
@@baptisimo5962 but he's just a ice cube..
I actually had a theory about how Kat ends up with Vanilla Ice in the movie: when she fell off her horse (when Vanilla obviously endangers her life) she suffers a severe concussion and has limited mental capacities. That's how she falls for him!
Makes perfect sense
Genius
She fell for him literally, in that case
But that’s just a theory a FILM theory
Maybe that fall actually killed her, and the rest of the movie takes place in vanilla ice's head
How do you not freak out when a dude you've only met 3 times breaks into your house and hand feeds you ice.
I’d be blowing my rape whistle
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin dark dungeons vibes
Where does he even get it? Does he just have it, did he buy a bag of ice just for a cube?
@@dr.anderson1847 hes ice cube. He just snaps his fingers and they appear
Because me too didn’t exist?
I can’t get over how his entire style predicted 2022 tiktok eboys. He even does the constipated “one eyebrow up and biting your lip” look. Ice is truly ahead of his time. A true prophet.
Or maybe idiocy is just as timeless as replying to old comments
@@LukasaskeYeah these barrel-bottom dwellers have existed since forever. They only get more chances to infect the world with their presence now.
@@Lukasaskebased
Vanilla Ice invented looksmaxxing
Eventually, Jon is going to say nothing for 3 years; when he finally comes back, he'll release a 7-and-a-half-hour epic about the entire library of Lego games.
CorruptGamer Please god yes.
Jamesilton 7
CorruptGamer I want this
CorruptGamer That would be freaking amazing
I would become turbo moist.
Jake Paul created his whole persona based on this movie.
Perfect. 100%.
Then he created an even shittier movie based on his shitty persona.
Everyone should be like Vanilla Ice. He's the ultimate Chad.
this is scarily accurate
@@blackoutgaming6394 Wait he made a movie? Who is the idiot that gives the dumbest people the chance to make a movie?
*Dad filling out a form*
*Asks for full legal name*
Dad: Hackett James "Dan" Anthony Hackett Jimmy Jimbo Jimjar
That would make his initials HJAHJJJ
*alien noises*
J i m b o
JustWeirdOut
“Jimjar”
I see you are a man who likes to ‘gamble’ with forbidden knowledge
Edit: or woman
@@quinnlee-miller9792 you mean the goblin?
When you think about it this video marks the end of an era. Its the last time we saw the old intro, the last time we saw the title cards, and the last time we saw Jaque again in an official video.
that's what I was just thinking
OH😅 I just realised this now
I was scanning the comments waiting for someone to mention this when I realized this is the last video with the classic intro.
Who’s “Jaque?” Timestamp and explain the background of why this person is important?
The golden era of Jon was between Jacque getting back from war to this video
I feel like Vanilla Ice for most of this movie is literally a parody of a cool person for some comedy sketch.
The 90s were a strange time.
@@LoponStormbased 1990 times were SCCCAAARRY
You know what, this might as well be a parody LMAO
@@donaldbrown3838 Run away 80s black guys! Your no match for 90s black guys!
In any other movie he'd be the comedic villain
Fun Fact: Vanilla Ice is a contractor now, so he can build the houses of his victims, to stalk them easier
Ohhhh THATS how he recognized that sound from the construction site so fast!!
I will never get over the fact that Vanilla Ice is now 52 years old
And if consistancy exists, he still acts like hes 16
Lol when was he born bcs I really wanna be able to call him a boomer
Yall I checked and hes 3 years away from being a boomer. Just baaaarely missed it. Bummer.
@Wicker 2 haha
@@Peeshart47 Everyone from the 80's and 90's acts like boomers over their past anyways so have at it
To quote BHD “I understand why’s she’s thirsty but what I don’t understand is why he’s the drink”
Who’s bhd? He sounds hilarious.
why she thirsty?
@@ironwraith852 blastphamoushd.
"Sometimes down at the pub they call me Dan. But my name's not Dan."
*OH BECAUSE OF GRUMPS-*
Dang, didn't realize that might be it
DUDE I’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR THREE YEARS AND NEVER REALISED
@@calebreader5818 that must be a long sitting
I like the jojo pfp
I binge the whole jontron catalog during a toilet session.
Me: Hey mom can we get 8 Mile?
Mom: We have 8 mile at home.
8 Mile at home:
That is just wrong in many many ways...
bwahahahaha
@AVERY HUEBEL Exactly, you just don't do that.
@AVERY HUEBEL I mean you don't compare a Eminem to Vanilla Ice, you just don't.
Bruh he’s 6 mile, no capitles
this deserves an award for least likable main character i have ever seen in any media ever
Ever seen Fred the Movie?
@@HemmTBM Isn’t that the movie where he gets beat up by John Cena?
have you never seen evangelion
Shark Tale.
Ever seen shark tale
Fun fact, the film's cinematographer went on to become Spielberg's go to. He DP'd Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Minority Report, War Horse, etc.
I love the film Shaving Ryan's Privates
Lmao they even do the "spielberg pull" in this movie with the yellow radio
@@svenandersson4554what?? 🤣🤣🤣
"Sometimes father knows best, huh?"
*Goes on to create goop*
you win some you lose some, i guess
better than being in the same set as vanilla ice
@@deergoat3468 true
To be clear, in 1997, she baked him a gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free muffin. He said it tasted like "biting into the New York Times", according to the goop website.
@@luckystriker842 I hate the guy's guts but damn he had a funny way of describing that.
Oh, I legit did not know this is where the "you killed her dude" meme was from.
Lmao same finally a comment about this
Lawng Cawk hahaha
When?
when i saw the horse i was like its coming without knowing it was the meme
As it tends to happen nowawadys.
This movie is like having the stereotypical Jock bad guy as the protagonist
Next up: Ted Bundy, The Musical.
That nail couldn't have a bigger headache than the one it does right now because of how hard you hit it.
Yeah, and writer.
So a shitty version of Cobra Kai?
Yeah I guess this documented one of those rare times where there was no kid he bullied who became a karate master to kick his ass, so he just roamed free.
"HOLY SHIT! YOU FUCKING KILLED HER, DUDE!" I love the delivery of that line
4:23
24 year old man says “for a girl” unironically like a child in elementary school. Ice definitely wrote the script 😂
@Cpt Dinosaur hey, I fucking love the 90s, don't be hating
CHloE748 no way, he couldn’t have, he can’t even read!
To refer to Jontron's goosebumps reviews, "you can TELL that an adult wrote this script"
To be fair, his portrayal of a rapist is really well done. Almost too well done.
@@spawn760 let's just all agree the 90s was interesting
Movie character: **is a horrible person**
The main female: "Ah yes, SOULMATE"
kinda works like that nowadays
@@elikyiael8740 no it does not lol
@@elikyiael8740 r/niceguys
@@brutaljk5997 just check the tinder model/douchebag test and you'll see
@@hannah.r6613 check the tinder douchebag/model test and you'll see
the plot of this movie sounds like a 13 year old girls "Bad Boy" 1D fanfiction
I have read bad boy One Direction fics, and yes, I can confirm. Especially the totally out of place part where her dad has a dark past and her little brother is kidnapped and terrifyingly held hostage.
Bad Power-fantasy indeed lol
Most accurate comment ever
Why would say something so
Ignore my comment.
Funny thing is Vanilla is actually a pretty smart dude, knew he couldn’t hack it so he took his money and invested in real estate. Also was able to buy the rights to Under Pressure by Queen to avoid a lawsuit and still makes bread from it. Well played sir
Probably wasn't THAT smart, when he went on to play himself in the movie "That's My Boy", staring Adam Sandler... It's disgusting to be blunt, and saw it in passing on TV... =.=
Like the whole story starts with Sandler's character as a kid in middle school having the hots for his teacher, who ends up ACTUALLY having sex with him, no joke, and he gets a kid that's close enough to his age because of it... Then he tries to get back into his son's life, while many gross sexual jokes continue throughout the whole damn thing, like having the hots for his son's soon-to-be-wife's grandma and actually has sex with HER, Vanilla Ice plays himself to be buddies with Sandler's character and ALSO has sex with the grandma, and then finds out his son's girlfriend was cheating on him... WITH HER OWN BROTHER!
🤢🤮
If Vanilla Ice was remotely smart, I can't see someone with a slightly working brain choose to be a part of such an awful grossgusting movie... Ever...
And this was how I discovered who Vanilla Ice was... 🤦
@@NightNinjaTFOA I don’t believe I had ever heard of this movie. Your comment made me curious so I looked it up. Holy shit, how did that thing even get made?! It’s atrocious!
@@Thurston86 I know, right?
In hind sight I really wish Paltrow's dad had let her ruin her career
Facts
@@Bioboss117 straight up fact
@@alvincarter9686 OH YEEE?
This one did not age quite so well...
@@jacobesnard What are you talking about? Gwyneth Paltrow has only continued to be running a snake oil racket, proving she doesn't deserve her success.
"Yeah? But what about yesterday STRAIGHT UP FACT."
Holy shit I choked on my own laughter.
69 likes. Congrats!
Mitchell Reitz but did it feel good though?
I... I originally read that as "daughter"...
Mitchell Reitz. Omg i just got the joke 😂
I would like this but it's at 420
"RISE AND SHINE B*TCH WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY LAND" that actually made me spit my water out
Never laughed so hard in my life yo lol! 😂
He looked so "hippy"
Lmfaoooooo I can’t breathe
I died laughing trying to not wake my wife up sleeping right next to me 🤣
im glad im not the only one lol
Almost four years later, and I still can't get over the family leaving their NES dust cover open...
Remember kids, if you almost kill a girl, stalk her, force yourself onto her in the middle of a dance floor, break into her house to wake her up by putting something in her mouth, then go... beat up a bunch of random guys or something, then save her brother using your superhuman senses, she's yours forever. Is that... is that what just happened? This movie is a friggin masterpiece XD
Nater K Worked for Twilight
lol "put something in her mouth"
DRIVES THE HORSE JESUS CHRIST I CANT LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE
You forgot that you need to be a "Part of the male body and also an insult for people who are inconsiderate of other people" towards some honest workers construction in progress, who are gonna have a lot of trouble because they need to somehow fix everything up and finish their work within a certain amount of time.
this is a Christian comment section so I request you change your friggin' into a fudgein' or frickin'
Ah no wonder this took so long, Jons corpse had to be defrosted before it could be reanimated.
Captain Sam G guy had to chill for a while, staying frosty for so long can do that to a man.
Captain Sam G lol
Captain Sam G hey it's you!!!! I love your video game walkthroughs!!!!
Captain Sam G JONTRON FOUND DEAD IN SELF DUG HOLE
Hey thanks a lot, first time I've been recognised in another channels comments :P
Jontron please stop freezing yourself for 6-8 months in between videos. We're worried about you.
He must live forever. It's the only way.
If you really want to show support, let him take some time off without question.
Daz N/A we have to ration jon's lifespan
Juan Turner no
Juan Turner fuck off pls
We not gonna talk about how Ice's hair keeps changing from shot to shot in the beginning
“Problem is, they both got a point” that killed me😂😂😂
Problem is..... *eats popcorn* they both got a point.
the amount of work that goes into these is kinda insane.
RoseIsNotAFlower that's what I was thinking
The goat
Filming this, did they ever realize that the "pattern" shaved into the side of his head changes every five seconds? They didn't think that was a problem?
did WE realize this? I didn't notice till this comment
I can't unsee this
The truth is scarier. He got bricks on one side and a zigzag on the other and that's even worse than magic hair. ;-;
I mean… Assuming this takes place over multiple days, it’s possible that his hair just grows back superquick and he gets a new design shaved into it like every week
At 6:04 you can actually see he just has two patterns on either side of his head, which is causing me psychic damage
"Settin' up suckas like pins on a bowling ball?" That's exactly the opposite of how bowling works.
4:12 I've rewatched this so many times, and I still can't figure something out
How the hell does he get any air to go over that fence? it's a flat road, in fact if anything it's at a DECLINE
He used a passing child as a ramp
He farted after eating the turducken!
The amount of free space in his head allowed himself to be lifted off the ground
He was pressing B to jump... fool
@@quentincasort9640 now THAT'S cool
"The chick who drives the horse..."
The fuck...
WILL YOU STOP AT NOTHING?
TheWiseLion *Insert furry/beastiality joke here*
TheWiseLion Do you need a license to drive a horse?
🐴
i knew he made bad music ....
i knew he got sued from queen.....
BUT WHY THE FUCK DID A FUCKING RAPPER NOT PAY ATTENTION IN ENGLISH
11:42 I’m sure vanilla ice spends every day thinking he should’ve added that into the movie
It’s bad enough for his script
@@skorgezagreat2462 It's honestly more clever than anything in the actual movie.
For that to happen the movie would had to be self-aware
Mediocre burn at best! 🎵
7:31 to this day I still can’t understand why that guy spat out his food instead of swallowing and then took a sip from his drink.
to this day I still don't understand why they made this fucking movie.
that was a foreshadowed reaction of 50% of the viewers and 100% of the critics.
I also don’t understand why they both said he’s cute lmaooo like wtf
Out of the like 48,000 comments, nobody's talking about the production value, so I will. That production value is out of this world.
Its pretty fucking amazing
Braden Holland hell yeah
Yes!!
flying vanilla zone.
More like absolute garbage
"Vanilla Ice & Knuckles" fucking *destroyed* me. (10:12)
Good to have you back, Jon.
Brakit And knuckles
Brakit timestamp?
Oh no.
Brakit >Third strike sfx plays
OH NO
Gwyneth Paltrow's dad: I reFUSE to let my daughter star in this movie! It will hurt her career!
Gwyneth Paltrow: *Opens Goop*
Gwyneth Paltrow's dad: ...
Hey, he tried.
Hey, he died.
@@neptune9647 what-
He probably would have helped her with goop.
Directed by Robert E Wiebe
I love how ice jumps the fence when it clearly showed there was no jump or any way to get his bike to become airborne!
The ice bucket girl at 9:45 apparently listened and went to disneyland. Since she now stars in the new live action disney movie Kim possible. at least according to IMDB.
Well this was when JonTron still had an affiliation with Disney
I didn’t believe you until I looked it up.
It's Taylor Ortega if anyone wants to know.
@@ArcturusOTE How so?
Oh yea, wasnt she Shego- Oh boy she sure got a good deal-
If good ol Gwyneth Paltrow did this film we might've avoided goop in the future. Now we have a trash film AND snake oil company, double our losses.
They got a candle that smells like her [CENSORED]
This is proof we live in the worst timeline
What about pepper potts
You mean the BEST timeline.
I WANT TO SLURP UP A VANILLA ICE SLUSHY OF GWENYTH PALTROWS GOOPY POOPY!
@@bhellehb1138 I'm not saying this is an unironic comment.
I'm saying I *hope* it's not an unironic comment.
"They wouldn't make Dredd 2 but they made this movie"
I have literally NEVER cried this hard in my LIFE
I can’t imagine how you’ll react when something actually tragic happens. Or you hear how bad the real world is.
@@JoshuaJacobs83 the who where?
@@williamwaffle1629 You want me to list all the people who suffer for real and you should be sad about or…what are you asking? You’re not clear
@@JoshuaJacobs83 have you ever been happy before
@@JoshuaJacobs83 mate if he wants to be sad about a movie fucking let em' pls
he's been frozen since that day, we haven't been seeing Jon but rather a body double taking his place to reassure us that Jon's legacy will never die
"What is the answer? In which case, what is the question?" Literally the entire reason for the whole plot of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Pretty much.
Also the last words of Gertrude Stein
What are you? Some kind of Square?
*Draws rectangle*
*quadrilateral
Squares are rectangles
Squares have 4 sides, rectangles has 4 sides thus, it is a square however a rectangle has 1 side that is longer than the other thus a rectangle cannot be a square?
Benedict Batingana All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.
Don't you get it, he's representing the supreme intellect of Vanilla Ice. Only Ice doesn't care about shape differences, he's too smart for that crap, that's just a fact.
Friend: where have you been
Me: Chill'in' with kat.
Awkward silence
Me:You know the chick who drives the horse.
U
Classic
*Drives* the *Horse*
I will never get over the shock of watching this video for like the 4th-5th time, getting to the motorcycle scene, and then all of sudden realizing I recognized the main street. To think I live in the city where this film was made, truly an honor.
I never get bored of watching Jontron's video's over and over again
STRAIT UP FACT
*excuse my grammar nazism but*
ITS SPELLED LIKE FUCKING "S T R A I G H T"
TheRealFrost The point was that vanilla ice can’t speak like a normal human. He spelt it that way on PURPOSE.
@@toloreinfrostofficial wrong. Its spelled "str8 fax"
TheRealFrost
From Gibraltar to Dover
RISE AND SHINE BITCH WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!
Plot twist; Vanilla Ice was the one who is leading the mafia guys and kidnapped her brother. Thats how he could inexplicably find her brother based on that one sound.. just so he could look like the hero. It’s all revealed in the sequel: Cool As Ice: Revenge of the Cold
and then he becomes captain cold
Cool As Ice: Cold War
That was Plan B. Plan A failed when that lady survived falling off her horse.
Jacob Roan Cool as Ice: Revenge is a dish best served cold
Straight up fact
In an alternate universe, Gwenyth Paltrow was in Cool As Ice and she never founded Goop.
Because everyone realized that she’s a hack. Bitcheth Paltrow.
The fact that vanilla ice is sitting on $10 million makes me feel like carving my own eyes out with a grapefruit spoon
you don't need to be a decent human being to make lots of money, in fact it's pretty much the opposite.
@@gameclips5734 In Politics, you make the most money by being the most corrupt.
In his defense, he does have a successful business building luxury houses.
I mean, his character portrayal in the movie is different from how he acts as a genuine person. Besides, he's like 50 nowadays and is a luxury contractor building houses. He's spent more time grinding legitimately than he did in the rap game. The man has earned his check.
Yeah, he really deserves to be killed by ants and set on fire??? He's worked for it, he deserves it.
6:47 that editing when he is in the tv is so well done.
What the fuck I didn’t even notice that was Jon it was so clean!
Gwyneth Paltrow dodged a bullet there. The whole story is basically how Vanilla Ice thinks of himself and those around him.
Small name big ego.
Toto Yonu then she made goop
Dzexotic she went nuts after the death of Tony. XD
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 literally
What a goopy comment.
When a deranged stalker breaks into your house, sneaks into your bed with you while you're asleep, and puts objects in your mouth to wake you up, that's when you know its true love! 💘
Oh definitely
I c e go c r o n c h
what about twilight
I would love if someone walked in and immediately without a word calls the police and the next scene is vanilla in jail
It's bill cosby all over again.
" I am simply asking a normal human question out of curiosity not to mine data ＨＵＭＡＮ"
I was actually quite surprised when I saw that Vanilla wasn't credited as a writer on IMDb.
This was written? I don't think so
Is Vanilla Ice his actual name!?
There is talk that he was packaged by his managers as an image like any other dumb popstar and didn't have very much say in his public image or the "art" he is a part of.
His real name is Rob Van Winkle. No kidding.
"Vanilla Ice & Knuckles"
I'd totally play that
Swooce God I’m down. HEY! Genesis modders! Make this a thing!
Nakuls
*Y O U M U S T H A V E E B O L A*
Wait, And Knuckles?
*Oh No*
HE P R E D I C C
Vanilla's one, half-shaved eyebrow is giving me moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
that eyebrow needs to be flextaped
"I sawed this eyebrow in half!"
“That’s a lot of damage”
You may be entitled to financial compensation
I just noticed that after I read this
This dude is so creative. This is the best made content I think I've saw. It's very well done and I can't imagine how long it takes to film an episode
"They didn't make Dredd 2 but they made this!"
Low blow dude, low blow
ChanmailleMan dredd was sooooo good
Didn't make Constantine 2.
But they made this.
no one even mentions the fact that vanilla ice jumped a 4 foot fence on a motorcycle without a ramp
sean m i said that too, how the heck did he get over that fence
sean m his ego lifted him
Wait he has a ego
He used his leg to propel himself upwards. But I just read that in an interview, idk if it's true
So in other words, he jumped the fence?
The movie is like something I would make for a group project 30 minuets before the deadline when everybody in the group procrastinated as well and had less than half of their part done.
Relatable
Apparently this video is labelled as "music" on youtube and can not be played in the background
Damn right it is, every JohnTron video is a masterwork symphony
I think I have dyslexia. I thought it said “Vanilla Jon: Cool as Tron”
I mean...there’s literally not one incorrect fact in that phrase.
I mean in the movie his name is Johnny and it is cool I think anyway hahaha I'm dyslexic too I see 3s as 8s or vice versa and different letters I see backwards I have to take my time lookin at stuff
Hahaha I can quote this flick word for word
Close enough.
Best movie name
Jon is back. Straight up fact!
CreepDudeMaster Facts son!
Straight up..Straight up!
Strumpus lies
Strumpus can you fuck off? If you think Jon is an evil racist I don't care. But these comments are just praising hes back. And now your just being toxic. So go watch something else
Dear Strumpus STFU-O-Clock
You and your feminist cult need to BACK DAFUQ UP BEFORE U GET SMACK DAFUQ UP
Jon is not "racist" just because u disagree with him O-kai That is not what racist means it means
that a person shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other races or who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
*clears throat*
STRAIGHT UP FACT
The bit where Ice says "Drop the zero and get with the hero" always confuses me a lot because she's still dating the other guy at this point so she's already got with the hero?
He's giving "advice" to drop the guy she's currently dating and get together with Ice instead, in other word: Yikes.
Co Robertco
r/wooosh
@@WellCookedPotatoes Shit, didn't realise it was a joke.
Sans ate all of my sugar cookies
The lancer from timeline 100 Good
They call him vanilla ice because he has infinite brain freeze
Does anybody remember that one episode of spongebob where Gary left for like half of the episode but came back at the end?
*this is just like that*
*Sad Gary song plays*
HES BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!
The Speed Lord im actually hysterical
The Speed Lord
Season 4 Episode 3:
Have You Seen This Snail/ Where's Gary
Jontron now we know,
we were wrong,
we messed up,
and now your gone.
*JONTRON WE'RE SORRY SJW'D YOU WE NEER HAD EXPECTED YOU TO run away and LEAVE US feeling this empty. . your "ECH Right now would sound like music to us. Please come home cause we miss you jontron.
What are you some kind of square?
Draws rectangle
Like in Pulp Fiction, nearly identically.
a rectangle is a square
yeah?
Nooo, a square is a rectangle, not the other way around
Jacob Robinson there it is
"Rise and shine bitch, We're goin to Disneyland" 💀💀💀
I had one of those "I can't fucking breathe, I have to pause the video or I will pass the fuck out" moments
Roche' I died
Tawleyn It wasn't that funny. The chick who drives the 🐴 was funny
I only metaphorically died, but it was still really funny.
Jimmy well stop hatin and go drive a horse bro..
9:48 I love how her reaction isn't screaming or anything but wordless disbelief
Jon doesn't need to try to be cool, he is already a pretty swood guy unlike this vanilla ice grommit.
Random Guy
da *FUCK* does grommet mean!!!
WH250398 grommit this... Grommit that!
Swood af bruh
that must have been one swood guy
2 Swood 4 Soup, straight up fact nigga.
Great review Jon, proud of you. See you in a year : )
You Mean 6-8 Months
Salt Chronicles - Hearthstone Arena how did I find you here?! I guess we both like jontron and kripp lmao
Salt Chronicles - Hearthstone Arena or 5
Salt Chronicles - Hearthstone Arena you mean around one or two mounts
Or... SEE YOU IN AN HOUR.
Vanilla Ice is the most forward way of saying “I’m a white rapper” I’ve ever seen
"Yall act like you ain't ever seen a white person before"
I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying least eminem was a decent rapper
@@jacobc8036 Ice Ice Baby was good IMO
@@agentepolaris4914 so was Conscience, Rap God, Remember the Name, I'm Slim Shady, and Mom's Spaghetti. Point?
@@jacobc8036 he’s not saying Eminem was bad, he’s the best rapper of all time. He’s just saying vanilla ice is bad
Fun fact: Ice Ice Baby used Queens rhythm from the song Under Pressure and promptly got sued and copyrighted
Rightfully so
I think everyone knows.
That explains why the tune is familiar 🤔
Good to know he got sued though
And he lost 😁
No you don’t understand. The queen song goes “dun dun dududududu dun” ice’s song goes “dun dun dududududu dun dun”
The production quality is ridiculously great
RYZE AND SHINE BIATCH WE GOIN TO DISNILAND
I couldn't imagine how mad I would be if someone woke me up by putting ice in my mouth.
I think you would attack in a grumpy rage. 😂
@@joshuaspector8182 I have attacked in my sleep before for less
Especially if it was a stranger who almost killed me the first time I saw him
With their hand 😥😥
I would legitimately consider ending them, if only to protect others from the overwhelming threat they present
4:40
"We're not talkin' about this or THIS!
*We'Re TalKiNg AbOuT tHiIiIiS!"*
I think the most amazing thing is that this movie got an HD remaster
we back baby
HeyWatchYourMouth hey daddy
HeyWatchYourMouth watch your mouth
Hey Watch your mouth!
YEAH BABY
Hell yeah
I’m not addicted to your videos *OOH WHY DO I LIE*
*tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies*
spencer
Alright i will.
This movie is pure art
This movie is on you tube for 3.99 and is in the "drama" catagory
I'm not kidding- I think within the last month it has been changed to "comedy"
Lady Caiti Nope still shows it as drama
I would say I’m surprised but I’m really not I’m just disappointed
"Abstract" maybe, but "drama"?
Thank you for spending $3.99 to discover this crucial information for us.
May those $4 rest in piece
"Some people call me Dan, but my name isn't Dan."
Now Jon, we all know that Danny is sexy, but nothing can replace your cynical wit, your honest charm, or your raw sex appeal. And this is hilarious.