I might not be Afraid of the Dark, but I'm sure as shit afraid of the line-up of Pinocchios they cast for that show. I've seen less wooden acting from Plank in Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.
@@camreyes1819 Just that he doesn't asks you to get out of his swamp, if you enter his house he will ask you riddles, he even did it to a mailman once, the mailman was never the same after that day.
This is the comment police, your comment has been said 6 years before you. You will be fined money. Now give me your money, wallet, and social security.
Some more fun facts: The kid in the yellow shirt also plays your wingman Pixy in Ace Combat: Zero. But oh oh the story goes further: He changed his name, grew out his hair and is now a part of a death metal band
Did anyone else notice at 4:39 when the kid falls and it cuts to the older brother, the kid is standing up totally fine on the left side of the screen. That is the worst continuity I've ever seen on anything on television. Wow.
9:48 Totally how kids do when you are accepted into their group of friends. You shake everyones hand as if you were 45 year old business men at the end of a board meeting.
The replay ability of jontron's content is honestly of the charts, i watch it as background while playing but i constantly enjoy watching his videos over and over again.
isn't it chocolate twist anyway? like, the vanilla isn't the twist, the chocolate is. you can't be misgendering ice cream like that, i say she deserved it.
I'm seeing so many comments of people unclear on the riddle: the correct answer is "a hole". Jon edited it to look incorrect, as a joke. I'm completely certain of this because I watched the show when it originally aired. I was a tough-as-nails kid with slicked back hair and a leather jacket and I'd regularly play Crossfire and banish my opponents to a fiery alternate dimension.
That line feels so genuine, like Jon was just going to repeat that line but gave his honest reaction. Of course that’s not what happened but it definitely feels that way
...It's just like those rumors on the Internet. As Buster Baxter once said... "You don't think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies??"
@@guppykid3535 are their eyes on their lap? xD yes i get that part, but just pointing out how they like to shine their floodlight in your face when you walk down the street or pull you over. Can't see a damn thing
The tale of the: *Oh Jesus-Gah-HOL-whaWha-What Was tha... Oh, Was this manganese?!? I think I just got flashbanged... It-It's pure-pure white...I..I can only see white... Is......Is that God?!?*
Riddler: "Riddle me this Tron Man! What can be seen by the naked eye and when put in a barrel can make it lighter?" JonTron: "It's Halloween, Three Musketeers is the lightest candy bar. Fuck you." Riddler: "W-Wh-What...?"
All the bits in this special, hit in an almost magical way, even 9 years later. Still love Jon but it’s obvious he just doesn’t have the same passion for making videos like this anymore. And that’s cool. Nothing can ever stay the same forever. RIP.
MOM, GET THE CAMERA GET NOSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED OH BABY A TRIPLE 1337 GIMME SOME DORITOS SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I like how at 4:27 the kid falls off the cliff but at 4:29 when the older brother drops the map you can clearly just see him standing off to the left of the frame
The answer is “Light” No weight, can be seen by the naked eye, (light is the only thing that LETS you see), and makes a barrel “lighter.” (Gives light to it) I’m hoping this is the answer
@SomeGuy actually people are saying that the car crashing bit was a joke jon did and that the kids lived but looking at the car I think they are right cause they got into what looked like a taxi and a station wagon was what drove off the cliff Edit: not a station wagon my bad but it's a different car regardless Edit 2: I have just been informed the car scene is from death wish 2
most of you guys don't know the guy who played Russ is actually a weather guy and news anchor, he brings up being on Are You Afraid of the Dark once in awhile. Especially during Halloween he brought it up one year, so awesome.
I spent several years being stupid enough to think the episode really ended with them driving off the cliff, even though it plainly shows that they're about to hit a tree before JanTran plays that clip. I never understood why the kids still die even though they got the right answer. Then I realized a year or two ago on my yearly rewatch and felt like an idiot.
@@sleepykitty8918 I've heard riddles that use "lighter" to mean like literally "lit" up, so that would work too if the strange men don't only accept one specific answer.
7:50-7:55 I didn't breathe for a good 30 seconds from laughing so hard with no sound coming out. Almost died. Worth it 👌 Jontron, keep fighting the good fight.
When I was camping with my dad as a kid I did the sand thing on the fire we built because I was emulating this show and he freaked out "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" FYI sand makes fires go away.
Holy shit. Circle books. I was having the shittiest day at work, and I get to come home to Jon calling a dvd case "one of those 'circle books'". I'm crying from laughing so hard, then fell out of my chair! They will forever be known as 'circle books'. That's the greatest thing I've heard all month! Circle books!
I feel you. I needed it, too. It's not often I stick up for someone who sees they do something wrong and watches as someone else takes the fall for it without interrupting. Not something I keep high on my "things I should do often" list, especially with other employees. I needed this.
In R.L. Stine's"The Haunting Hour" TV Show, they actually did kill off a kid on TV. She was betrayed by her friend who lived in a painting as was fed to a giant lizard monster. I'm not making that up, the episode was called "Girl in the Painting"
I'm YEARS late with this comment. But I am so happy that Jon mentioned the "Tale of The Dead Man's Float". That episode scarred me as a kid. I was terrified of any pools and if I was in one, I would always glance at the drains to see if any pink mist was coming up. That episode is better than most horror movies imho
A fun fact of that episode: the kid with the black hair that gets pulled under in the clip Jon showed actually grew up to be the guy who gets his intestines skewered out in the opening scene of Tropic Thunder.
It’s funny - jontron blurred out the jar of the “specimen” - turns out, if you’ve never seen the episode, it’s literally just a hand. And the young kid doesn’t say “dick” like I thought. He said “hand” thanks jontron for fucking with me for 3 years.
Naughtical Systems i literally went to dailymotion, and watched the episode (well, technically, I skipped ahead to that part with the jar) but yeah I think jontron was just trying to mess with us xD
8:08 Because despite being a loudmouthed, no-self-censoring and incredibly memetic personality, he has been able to produce music that everybody else in the hip-hop world would be trying to replicate a few months later, and occassionally dropping a legitimately interesting form of social awareness and statements. You're welcome.
John Carver Without looking it up, name a Kanye song. Because I don't believe you actually think that; you're just jumping on a bandwagon thinking it's cool to hate Kanye without actually understanding why it exists.
I know this has already been explained before, but it has probably been shoved out of existence at the rate you guys are commenting, so I'll point this out myself... Balloons are made of latex and are filled with air. It doesn't matter what kind of air. The balloon is a solid, and the air is a gas. Both are affected by gravity, thus having weight. Fire is a plasma, a state of matter we normally associate with stars, but still matter nonetheless. This is also affected by gravity and has weight. Paint is a liquid. Even if applied in a very thin coat, it will STILL be affected by gravity and have weight. Even though light might not have weight in a resting state, it does have momentum. Light is almost constantly moving and can be measured in both waves and particles, so it is possible for it to be affected by gravity, if ever so slightly. A hole is basically a lack of both matter and light, which then gets filled in by other matter and/or light once brought into existence (unless the barrel is somehow inside a vacuum when this happens, though I highly doubt that). If you poke a hole IN the wood of the barrel, you're taking matter away, even if the barrel is considered empty. Therefore, a hole is the correct answer.
embercoral Are you a physicist ? Because what you said is absolutely correct. I learned quantum physics last year and everything you said is consistent to what I learned.
tf are you talking about lmao 2014 wasn't the caveman era you couldn't have as cheaply made something like this but you 100% could still make it decently as easy as now
I always quote that line when I am reading a story and some of the characters are gonna do something *extremely* stupid. Main Character Kid: Let’s bring the “cursed” and “haunted” doll into the cave full of possessed demons...during the blood moon...at night...by ourselves...without telling anyone else about this... The Best Friend: Sure! That sounds great! Nothing flawed with that logic at all. Me: *T W O K I D S G O N N A D I E T O N I G H T ! *
Fun fact: The leader of the Midnight Society, the one with the glasses, is now the weatherman for one of Canada's largest news networks.
that sounds like canada
So basically God of canadA?
illuminati confirmed
***** Your very name is a spoiler.
*****
Bruh.
"I want vanilla twist"
"Well you're getting strawberry"
"I want a vanilla twist"
•gets shot in chest with c96 Mauser•
Well your getting strawberry
"it's high noon"
That brat deserved it, she was asking for another vanilla twist despite the fact that she already had one.
+Daniel Cuccurullo "Draw!"
+NuclearUnicorn7 a vanilla twist is black and white not the style
4:55 Small Kid: "I saved the compass!" Big Kid: "I should have let you die!"
I feel like this reaction is a bit strange.
Don't worry, Jon thought so too.
A compass killed my brother
Calvin Gillespie This is very eerie, I want an explanation
Fall*
@@laycebug3260 it's true. I was the compass
Can we just talk about how amazing the "wheres my shit" delivery was?
Yeah that line was quite well delivered.
and his reaction to the "picture of a real ghost" was great to.
Who was that? Just some random dude or another TH-camr?
i liked his obituary shirt
When happen
Can we talk about how at 4:28 when the dude drops the map and turns around you can fucking see the kid hiding behind a super thin tree!?
You've got to be kidding me. Oh Canada.
+SatisfiedShark It's his ghost.
+SatisfiedShark #EpicFail how did it even get passed to directors supervision of the film XD
+SatisfiedShark oh my fucking god your right
+Aiden Krupp *you're
"TWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!"
Somehow, that never gets old
7:37
@@ravenbearden6695 *thank* *you*
@@centurion756 no problem slav
NOW I KNOW WHAT ITS FEOM
Just like those kids.
I might not be Afraid of the Dark, but I'm sure as shit afraid of the line-up of Pinocchios they cast for that show. I've seen less wooden acting from Plank in Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.
Well put sir
hello tear
Well some people seem to make a living out of wooden acting... Look at Keanu Reeves
*Braces oneself for Matrix fanboys*
SHOTS FIRED
The Mighty Walrus Woah...
7:37 HE DID IT!!! HE SAID THE THING!!!
That man, he said it! HE SAID IT!
5:49 This is the home of Bilbo Baggins
6:03 Never mind, its Hagrid
🎷🗿
Bro it looks like Shrek's house
@@camreyes1819 Just that he doesn't asks you to get out of his swamp, if you enter his house he will ask you riddles, he even did it to a mailman once, the mailman was never the same after that day.
@Cam Reyes dude I thought the exact same thing
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
"I should POUND you!"
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Liam Dysart tell that to at least 80% of the likes
Nitokris Ghoul
Kinky
*insert bass riff*
By god
I thought of rape
4:40 the kid is literally standing in the background after he drops the map lmao
HOLY CRAP i never noticed that!
Chilly Burrito the clone caught up with them.
It's his ghost.
@Pixel Wizard what?
This is the comment police, your comment has been said 6 years before you. You will be fined money. Now give me your money, wallet, and social security.
Some more fun facts: The kid in the yellow shirt also plays your wingman Pixy in Ace Combat: Zero. But oh oh the story goes further: He changed his name, grew out his hair and is now a part of a death metal band
Got sick of being dubbed over i guess. You know what the band is called?
Also did the performance capture for Balthier in FFXII.
What's the band called?
@@aeron_draven If I looked it up correctly he's the singer for Vile A Sin.
Good
"It's one of them circle books... I love these.."
Your humor is perfection.
I laughed all the way though especially when he said two "kids are going to die tonight"
This is a comment. Comments are good.
That was an insult. Insults are also good.
I'm a person. Person is are good... R.I.P in peace, grammar.
Never thought I’d liked a comment made by a Cockwork roleplayer........well done...
Did anyone else notice at 4:39 when the kid falls and it cuts to the older brother, the kid is standing up totally fine on the left side of the screen. That is the worst continuity I've ever seen on anything on television. Wow.
you're fuckin right
Jontron probably edited it so he could use the turn around as a reaction shot.
Robert Jones Maybe, but I'm fairly certain that's how the episode actually plays out if I remember correctly.
He's also holding on with his hands in some shots but has his whole arms up in the others.
It was his ghost! :O
9:48 Totally how kids do when you are accepted into their group of friends.
You shake everyones hand as if you were 45 year old business men at the end of a board meeting.
They did when I was a kid. Granted, I live in a village of 230 people, so we're pretty rural
I mean, i shake peoples hand when i meet them. But i could just be old fashioned in that way
It makes sense when meeting people, but definitely not after meeting when you're past intros.
@@radfatdaddy4169gentlemanly as it should be
1:50 “oh it’s one of these circle books, I love these!” had me dying, jon’s delivery is so funny
i miss his old delivery style. it just doesnt feel the same anymore
The replay ability of jontron's content is honestly of the charts, i watch it as background while playing but i constantly enjoy watching his videos over and over again.
Same.
This guy gets it
So many people do I swear this doesn't happen w any channels besides this and Redlettermedia
Very true
Honestly, true
I'm not afraid of the dark...
I'm afraid of what's IN
t h e d a r k
Liking my own comment
SAME
That I cannot see cuz it's so dang dark so dang dark so dang daaark
you're right, what if there's a dresser in there? i might hit my little toe
Including a spooky JonBoi
"Weightless, you can see it, and it would make a barrel lighter..."
guys the answer is fire
It was a barrel therefore the answer is incorrect as it is not for the question asked.
@@chxseyt semantics
I thought it was light lol
@@Snake0817 you gonna Rip and Tear that hole?
I thought it was air
“I wanted vanilla twist”
“Well you’re getting strawberry”
Win
Thought you meant to comment this on the Gender War Pelo Talk at first
dows
What movie is this from again?
@@JakeGottfriedStudios attack on precinct 13
isn't it chocolate twist anyway? like, the vanilla isn't the twist, the chocolate is. you can't be misgendering ice cream like that, i say she deserved it.
Am I the only one who feels the pixel animations in the beginning are under appreciated?
They really are.
RIGHT!?~
Every time I'm like "who's animating these!?"
The guy who makes them is called Michael Azzi, he is very nice and even used some of my songs in his animations!
Follow him at @Michafrar
***** Oh cool! Thanks, I'll check him out.
***** Do you make video game-like music?
I'm seeing so many comments of people unclear on the riddle: the correct answer is "a hole". Jon edited it to look incorrect, as a joke.
I'm completely certain of this because I watched the show when it originally aired. I was a tough-as-nails kid with slicked back hair and a leather jacket and I'd regularly play Crossfire and banish my opponents to a fiery alternate dimension.
No it's a light. A hole works too
Jago9002 light has weight.
makes it lighter, as in brighter
Jago9002 that is not what lighter meant in the context of the riddle.
paul johnson II Oh ok I see what you mean now
It feels like JonTron is a meme machine.
Rewatching, wow, so am i
AndrewTRA You Just realized that 11 months ago ?
What do you mean you THINK he is? *HE IIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!*
Nah, only my fucking GOD Filthy Frank, JonTron is a cool dude but Filthy Frank will always be my #1
Miss U PinkGuy 😔💔
Wow! I didn’t realize!
8:56 The delivery, and the way he winds it up as if it's going to be a pun, but it isn't, I absolutely love that line, holy shit.
"Damn. I've never been burned that bad by a piece of wood." x-D
Kyle Frank I don't get it can someone explain to me
Mark Freeman It just means that the guy, even though he tried to burn someone, is totally boring and dumb. He's as charismatic as "a piece of wood".
Thanks
You sure it was an accident?
I said that at school and, became an instant badass
Car goes off the cliff
Me, That looks pretty bad
Explodes
SWEET JESUS!
Magma Naught k
lol
Micheal bay
That's a LOTTA DA-MIDGE
Wow so funny!!!
8:59 you might say
I SoRtA DiEd
Barbara i really don’t there’s an in between...
@@Nogdog945 Nah, sorta died means you can still drive kids around in your taxi to kill THEM. REALLY died is when you can't kill anymore kids:D
"Well I shoulda let you- what the fuck?" Always gets me.
Same, to this day that's always the line that gets me.
I rewatch this video often and it’s my favorite line
That line feels so genuine, like Jon was just going to repeat that line but gave his honest reaction.
Of course that’s not what happened but it definitely feels that way
4 years later “are you afraid of the dark” reboot is coming
...It's just like those rumors on the Internet. As Buster Baxter once said... "You don't think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies??"
The #6 Runaway Guys Fan what are you talking about? Lies on the internet? You know the official Nickelodeon Twitter has promoted it. Relentlessly.
And tomorrow (for me at the time of writing) the first episode will premiere.
@@KirbyMario12345_939 wait, the first episode is tomorrow!?
Yup (If you mean the 11th). The movie (before it was pulled from schedule) would have released that time too.
~5:20 "who would shine their flashlight right in someones eyes as soon as they met them?"
police: * starts sweating *
Joseph Mellado police are typically supposed to shine the flashlight towards someone’s lap as to look for a weapon
@@guppykid3535 are their eyes on their lap? xD yes i get that part, but just pointing out how they like to shine their floodlight in your face when you walk down the street or pull you over. Can't see a damn thing
Oh this hasn’t aged well
@Shutbyotch can you all stop this
Please
@Shutbyotch LOL
Still better than modern nickelodeon
(robot voice) 90s kid alert 90s kid alert full comment section lockdown (alarms blaring)
(robot voice) anti-90s kid alert anti-90s kid alert full comment section lockdown (alarms blaring)
Nigelkarp Splashberry If it just weren't obvious, the TV people like you watch today is terrible
Yin Pokècherri hey man I'm just saying that people should stop complaining about every single little thing that's after 2003
Nigelkarp Splashberry Well you have to admit, nickelodeon mostly sucks. And I am NOT a 90's kid. I just watch older episodes of beloved tv shows
4:40 You can see the falling kid in the background. He sticks out like a sore thumb and I love it
Good god the acting wtf lol
“Ahhhh. Ooohh nooo wereee gonnnaaa diiieeeee” *straight face*
Kids: AAAAAH!!!
Jon: Uuuuh!
It's like that one scene in The Sandlot where everyone's turning to look up at each other and scream with the most straight faces ever
The acting is very low impact for a reason, otherwise it would be too disturbing
Wait, you don't keep a straight face when something scary jumps at you?
The tale of the: *Oh Jesus-Gah-HOL-whaWha-What Was tha... Oh, Was this manganese?!? I think I just got flashbanged... It-It's pure-pure white...I..I can only see white... Is......Is that God?!?*
Salty McGinger That’s my favorite tale
What a long ass name lmao
That's my favorite tale of all time.
Best Tale
I️ remember my mother reading that to me all the time for bed
"Sounds like one of those riddles you can`t solve"
"Yeah like how does Kanya West keep getting awards" oh such a good roast Jon
All that “roast” shows is Jon is ignorant about hip-hop
@@ziggle5000 I'm pretty sure it just means jon doesn't like kanye's music, but sure, go ahead and be an asshole.
@@ziggle5000 Your username definetly describes you.
It actually referred to Kanye just being an outright terrible person outside of music but Aite.
@@hjkohler2966 lol you got got my gamer
7:00 The Riddler would be so proud of Jon’s riddle solving skills
So... Jon and Neil Cicierega know each other? (Neil looks like Edward Nygma)
Riddler: "Riddle me this Tron Man! What can be seen by the naked eye and when put in a barrel can make it lighter?"
JonTron: "It's Halloween, Three Musketeers is the lightest candy bar. Fuck you."
Riddler: "W-Wh-What...?"
I thought the Answer to the Riddle was Light, it's weightless, can be seen from the naked eye, and when put in a Barrel, it makes it Lighter.
Clorox Beach its a hole.
I thought it was Air, until I kinda realized you really can't see air with the naked eye.
Woah
Siddesh Gannu It brightens up the barrel when the light shines on it.
@Siddesh Gannu because it LITERALLY makes it lighter. Not weight-wise but brightness-wise.
"They're dead, two kids gon die tonight"
"TWO KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT!!!!"
I love this!
Best quote Jon has ever said.
Time to rewatch all the JonTron halloween videos. It seems like we are not getting a new one this year.
Comment has aged like fine wine
But we did this year! Haha, sucker from half a decade ago!!
"Hey guys I'm not blind anymore!"
...
...
"Well now I wish I was..."
*throws more manganese into the fire*
Goin' for round two!
4:29, they uh, they're really trying when they HAVE THE KID STAND BEHIND A TREE AFTER HE FALLS!!!!!!!!!
Epic Mangos
He didn't fall and he didn't go behind the tree
WTF are you talking about.
Epic Mangos I saw that too
Lemmy Koopa a
I love you
MicrosoftTM Trey Just noticed it. Amazing 😂😂😂
YES YES YES YES YES
if i dont get my fix of hellsing abridged my blood will be on your hands.
You watch JonTron?
All the more reason to like you.
Damn it. Why do I know who you are?
takahata where's Hellsing Ultimate abriged
How's Hellsing Abridged?
7:37 my favorite quote from JonTron
*2 KIDS GON' DIE TONIGHT*
but.. aren't you forgetting 1:52 ?
Da Z Man YAS
At first i thought he said tocans gonna die tonight.
Mr Galaxycat TWO KIDS GON DIE TU NIGH
All the bits in this special, hit in an almost magical way, even 9 years later. Still love Jon but it’s obvious he just doesn’t have the same passion for making videos like this anymore.
And that’s cool. Nothing can ever stay the same forever. RIP.
Okay, I was laughing hard enough at the wolf howl before the added "WOLF DISS." Now, I'm just holding my sides and trying to breathe!
MOM, GET THE CAMERA
GET NOSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED
OH BABY A TRIPLE
1337
GIMME SOME DORITOS
SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
***** U wot m8 i will noscope ya i swer on me mum yer scrublord69
MLG Lion King Hakuna Matata
(Have you seen that video?)
WOLVES ARE REAL OG'S !!!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!
Wolf Diss should be a song and I want to play it on Osu
I love how with the blur and the beeps he made it seem...well..you know...
It was a brain
I THINK IT WAS A DICK i know i suck so friggin much
It was a hand
@@marlamcenaney1648 That's what I was thinking
@@marlamcenaney1648 it was actually a hand, they even talk about it in the cab
It was a hand. Not a brain.
What's this? (Just causally moves over pile of bones)
Logan Morales that's where I keep MY circle books.
Logan Morales lol yep
(Shocked to see a circle book)
owo *notices your circle book*
“Is this manganese?! I just got flashbanged”
Jon can always crack me up
I don't think Jon was acting after the one kid "I should have let you fall" I think his brain literally couldn't fathom that sentence
Brian Stryker l
I second this
4:50
OUR MONEY'S A CARTOON, OUR MILK'S IN BAGS, SWOOD-O-MATIC
*Screw it I'm out of here!
+ChickenPika 4:27 did you see the kid?????
+TheCaptainSoldier what kid?
look closer into the woods
Am in Canada and I don't have milk in bags
TWO KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT
keep forgetting all this gold is brought to us by JonTron
I like how at 4:27 the kid falls off the cliff but at 4:29 when the older brother drops the map you can clearly just see him standing off to the left of the frame
That’s what I’m going as for Halloween “Canadian Hagrid”
I would like to see that
Ps1 hagrid is scarier
What about British bilbo
"I didn't pretend to be in Vietnam in multiple bars across the country to be treated like this!" You are a Saint, Jon! A SAINT!
Stop hiding in the comments and watch the spooky video.
#onmyphone
Jokes on you I paused the video :3
OMG its Lythero
#phonevideoforthewin
Joke's on you.
I'm blind.
fadlsfhajk;ldfh;afj.weffaewfj
5:00 moments like these are why I miss the older Jon tron videos
7:37 “two kids gonna die tonight”
Johntron 2014
69 likes lol!😂
5:15 “Oh, turn off the brights”
Some people where I live actually says this. Like when a car has there high-beams on, others would yell " Turn of the brights!"
Lights? ENGLISH?!
Jacob Current 😂😂👌🏽lmbo
Me irl
"Two kids gon' die tonight!!!!"
-Jon Tron 2014
DJ_KillerSheWolf, that's actually a reference to something else, I don't know what but I've heard it somewhere else
The answer to the riddle was a hole! It's not difficult!
The funny thing is that you were only 200 away from 420
666 the devils number your going to hell.🤣
ThatStrangeLady 666 likes ooooh
2:57 that face of pure knowing your about to die haunts me
What?
4:29 the kid who is supposedly falling is standing behind a tree on the left
Kachoof how did you notice that!?
Kachoof omg
Good eye 😎
That is so lazy tho
Kachoof Oh....My....GOD 🤦
The answer is “Light”
No weight, can be seen by the naked eye, (light is the only thing that LETS you see), and makes a barrel “lighter.” (Gives light to it)
I’m hoping this is the answer
Actually the kid is correct, it is a hole.
Fenris Marrodane I thought it was air
You can't see air, though. And air has weight.
@SomeGuy actually people are saying that the car crashing bit was a joke jon did and that the kids lived but looking at the car I think they are right cause they got into what looked like a taxi and a station wagon was what drove off the cliff
Edit: not a station wagon my bad but it's a different car regardless
Edit 2: I have just been informed the car scene is from death wish 2
I know it's beating a dead horse by now but the answer was indeed a hole. The car crash was a joke Jon added
"TWO KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT!!"
I love your enthusiasm, Jon.
Crazy to think that seeing this video 6 years ago almost singlehandedly formed my sense of humor into what it is today
Well, you picked a good one to pull from in all honesty :)
most of you guys don't know the guy who played Russ is actually a weather guy and news anchor, he brings up being on Are You Afraid of the Dark once in awhile. Especially during Halloween he brought it up one year, so awesome.
Ross Hall is the actors name sorry. forget his characters name
Most of us don't know and none of us care.
9:33 this scene was directed by *MICHAEL BAY!!!!*
“You can’t Murder kids on tv”
But Jon,breaking bad
Angel Lopez Exeption that proves the rule.
''i can't believe they killed a kid''
-Cleveland.
Yeah but what did that little girl do to get shot all she wanting was icecream
IMMA MAKE A SHOW AND KILL A KID AND THEN CANCEL IT JUST TO PROVE HIM WRONG
Game of Thrones
I spent several years being stupid enough to think the episode really ended with them driving off the cliff, even though it plainly shows that they're about to hit a tree before JanTran plays that clip. I never understood why the kids still die even though they got the right answer. Then I realized a year or two ago on my yearly rewatch and felt like an idiot.
It happens to the best of us. I once started wondering where my phone was...
Then I realized I was fucking holding it
Ah yes I love JanTran also JuanTruan, or JoanTroan. You mean JonTron my guy.
yeah same here
The answer was fire. At least, that makes riddle sense to me :p
@@sleepykitty8918 I've heard riddles that use "lighter" to mean like literally "lit" up, so that would work too if the strange men don't only accept one specific answer.
JohnTron is the cutest anime girl
Sugar Frosted Hero He is the best waifs.
Shreck on Deck Excuse me he’s a boy That’s not a girl !
@@SE7EN306 r/wooosh
regretti spaghetti r/stfu
Shreck on Deck you’re picture is terrifying
7:50-7:55
I didn't breathe for a good 30 seconds from laughing so hard with no sound coming out. Almost died.
Worth it 👌
Jontron, keep fighting the good fight.
Adam Bernal a quote from Three Dog from Fallout 3
Adam Bernal a quote from Three Dog from Fallout 3
Me too 😂
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Best quotes. xD
You mean the good foodfight
4:40 the little kid was in the foliage lol they couldn't even bother to get him offscreen
im crying lmao
Where is the kid? People keep saying that and I cant find it
@@existenceisPA1N Turn down the playback speed and you'll see him on the left in his whole , blurry glory.
Stealth 100
2:52 BTW, that scene, in case anybody is curious, is from John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13 (1976). Good movie. Check it out.
"Wow I've never been so burned from a piece of wood"
I HAVE TO USE THAT 😂😂😂
BRUH
Oh, i get it, jon call hi fa*g*t 😂
I especially love that line because it's the most savage roasting of that kid's acting Jon could've said.
Mom: You should read more
Me: I do, I read circle books
*fanfic*
5:47
Geez, that looks like Hagrid's house...
*A couple seconds later*
HOLY HELL, IT REALLY IS HIM!
Doug Vink
Anthony Glenn with a vuh... vuh... vuh...
Larry Knicks eh?
DO not worry the beatings will come
Yer a wizard, eh, Harry?
When I was camping with my dad as a kid I did the sand thing on the fire we built because I was emulating this show and he freaked out "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" FYI sand makes fires go away.
Lamo that's fucking amazing
my guess would be that they actually did this with flour
It's an awesome feeling when you get home from a long day of work and see a new JonTron episode uploaded. My day is complete.
He doesn't buy your propane or propane accessories, though.
I tell ya hwaht
Antelieris1 I know, he uses charcoal like a pussy. hehe
Holy shit.
Circle books.
I was having the shittiest day at work, and I get to come home to Jon calling a dvd case "one of those 'circle books'".
I'm crying from laughing so hard, then fell out of my chair!
They will forever be known as 'circle books'. That's the greatest thing I've heard all month!
Circle books!
I know how you feel man.
DVD= Circle Books
CD= Sound bagel
Thanks JonTron for widening my vocabulary!!!
Cassette = Audio Chocolate
8 track = Audio Chocolate on acid
Record = Music Coaster
I don't know if I'm getting the hang of this.
Randolf Jenkins What do you call a floppy disc then, I wonder?
Mark Henderson sir you just made my day and for that I wish I could give you a gold star. *tear of joy*
I feel you. I needed it, too. It's not often I stick up for someone who sees they do something wrong and watches as someone else takes the fall for it without interrupting. Not something I keep high on my "things I should do often" list, especially with other employees. I needed this.
In R.L. Stine's"The Haunting Hour" TV Show, they actually did kill off a kid on TV. She was betrayed by her friend who lived in a painting as was fed to a giant lizard monster. I'm not making that up, the episode was called "Girl in the Painting"
Yeah... that episode was fucked up.
Anthony Lako
I saw that too, so fooked' up...totally fooked' up.
Anthony Lako the episode where the mascot ate the kids tho
Anthony Lako
I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror, AAAAHHH!!
I'm YEARS late with this comment. But I am so happy that Jon mentioned the "Tale of The Dead Man's Float". That episode scarred me as a kid. I was terrified of any pools and if I was in one, I would always glance at the drains to see if any pink mist was coming up. That episode is better than most horror movies imho
I had an irrational fear of pool drains for at least 3 years because of that ep lol
Sounds terrifying to me even though I never saw it.
Same with me, that was just the scariest episode I think.
Worst part is though that without the chemical reaction it wouldn't be mist at all so technically if it was real that still wouldn't save you
A fun fact of that episode: the kid with the black hair that gets pulled under in the clip Jon showed actually grew up to be the guy who gets his intestines skewered out in the opening scene of Tropic Thunder.
“I believe that’s the house of Bilbo Baggins”
I loved that joke so much
"It wasn't a dirty, nasty, wet hole full of worms and oozy smells. It was a Hobbit hole, and that meant one thing...comfort."
Two Jon Tron videos in under a month?
With a third on the way?
What the FUCK is going on!?
Its a Halloween Miracle
2spooky
yet so satisfying
I think Jon found speed
it's official. hell has frozen over.
Happy Halloween, Ryxtan.
6:02
Waiting for him to say "You're a wizard Harry."
Ah I see you have found your way to this video on your jontron binge rewatch, rest easy traveler
Don't call me out like that
Thank you this is actually one of my favorites to come back to! As I always fall asleep before it ends 😂
Personally attacked before I fall asleep now thanks
It’s funny - jontron blurred out the jar of the “specimen” - turns out, if you’ve never seen the episode, it’s literally just a hand. And the young kid doesn’t say “dick” like I thought. He said “hand” thanks jontron for fucking with me for 3 years.
Sam Anderson I'm glad I watched this after you commented, I really wanted to know what was blurred out.
Naughtical Systems i literally went to dailymotion, and watched the episode (well, technically, I skipped ahead to that part with the jar) but yeah I think jontron was just trying to mess with us xD
It’s the same jar in the music episode in part 2
cory throgmorton I noticed that too
wow i thought it was that too.
*1:14** Jontron: Alright, I called this The Tale Of The Flashbang.*
The Tale of The Oh Jesus Oh What Was That
8:08 Because despite being a loudmouthed, no-self-censoring and incredibly memetic personality, he has been able to produce music that everybody else in the hip-hop world would be trying to replicate a few months later, and occassionally dropping a legitimately interesting form of social awareness and statements.
You're welcome.
+Number Nine No.
Kanye weat is nothing but a halfway defent rapper, and the biggest narcesist in the world
John Carver Without looking it up, name a Kanye song. Because I don't believe you actually think that; you're just jumping on a bandwagon thinking it's cool to hate Kanye without actually understanding why it exists.
Number Nine niggas in Paris
one of my favorite songs
John Carver So you think Kanye is mediocre but one of Kanye's songs is one of your favorites?
“It’s one of these circle books” was a great line!
ALRIGHT 2 JONTRONS IN THE SAME MONTH!!! Are you sure this is Halloween...not Christmas?!!!
My thoughts exactly! JonTron's the best.
Thats what I thought
Certainly seems like HELL to me.
Wow 3 videos in 1 month
You worked your ass off this month man, great job this made my day so much better
And it's a two-parter!
That's the _real_ horror of the month...
I feel like there's some sarcasm in that comment...
Connor Perfect what the.....?
No, why would you think that?
*****
Because, for how rarely John uploads in the first place, im still fucking confused how he has this many subs.
I know this has already been explained before, but it has probably been shoved out of existence at the rate you guys are commenting, so I'll point this out myself...
Balloons are made of latex and are filled with air. It doesn't matter what kind of air. The balloon is a solid, and the air is a gas. Both are affected by gravity, thus having weight.
Fire is a plasma, a state of matter we normally associate with stars, but still matter nonetheless. This is also affected by gravity and has weight.
Paint is a liquid. Even if applied in a very thin coat, it will STILL be affected by gravity and have weight.
Even though light might not have weight in a resting state, it does have momentum. Light is almost constantly moving and can be measured in both waves and particles, so it is possible for it to be affected by gravity, if ever so slightly.
A hole is basically a lack of both matter and light, which then gets filled in by other matter and/or light once brought into existence (unless the barrel is somehow inside a vacuum when this happens, though I highly doubt that). If you poke a hole IN the wood of the barrel, you're taking matter away, even if the barrel is considered empty. Therefore, a hole is the correct answer.
embercoral Are you a physicist ? Because what you said is absolutely correct. I learned quantum physics last year and everything you said is consistent to what I learned.
Actually, I'm a chemist. Physics isn't my strongest suit. I can't handle the math...
u gais ar veri smart
aim also veri gud at speling and riting
:)
GoooAwayyy i cn rite 2
embercoral Chemistry is my weak point, I just can't handle the meth.
Can we acknowledge how high quality this videos. For him being mostly independent and not having as much technology 6 years ago.
tf are you talking about lmao 2014 wasn't the caveman era you couldn't have as cheaply made something like this but you 100% could still make it decently as easy as now
@@Fang_Tooth I know that's one of the reasons I'm impressed.
the Saturn valley theme from earth bound in the background is golden
4:26
I love how the kid slips and falls, but in the next scene he's just standing behind some bushes
How did you catch that?
+Ayden Broom I caught it too.
don’t worry your brother didn’t fall he’s on your left in the trees 4:29
Hard to believe I've been coming back here every October for going on a decade.
When the kids falls off the cliff you can see him HIDING IN THE BUSHES
Haha you can XD
Oh my god they didn't even try 😂
i cant see them...
+Genesis Santiago The shot before the kid is hanging on the Cliffside features the same kid hiding behind a tree.
+Genesis Santiago pause at 4:28.
7:37 I always hear that in SMG4.
TWO KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT
Keynan Martinez I didn’t like the anime ark
@@thorne6926 me 2 m8
I always quote that line when I am reading a story and some of the characters are gonna do something *extremely* stupid.
Main Character Kid: Let’s bring the “cursed” and “haunted” doll into the cave full of possessed demons...during the blood moon...at night...by ourselves...without telling anyone else about this...
The Best Friend: Sure! That sounds great! Nothing flawed with that logic at all.
Me: *T W O K I D S G O N N A D I E T O N I G H T ! *
Ikr
"The Three Musketeers the lightest candy bar fUcK yOu"
I'm dying
I have seen this video several times, and only now do I realize that Vink shows the boys the answer to the riddle as he's telling it.