REAL GHOSTS - JonTron

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  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8864

    Thanks to Rise of Kingdoms for sponsoring this video! Download the game now by using my link patron.me/jontron and don’t forget to check out my alliance by searching “JonTron”!

    • @tophatv2902
      @tophatv2902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

      nigga

    • @swagbot666
      @swagbot666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      JonTronShow deez nuts gotem

    • @ropeter5209
      @ropeter5209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i wil join you

    • @16989473
      @16989473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh yeah

    • @Brendead8
      @Brendead8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      gey

  • @Slenderquil
    @Slenderquil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3097

    "Barely literate"
    "You have to stop writing these letters"
    What barely literate man would write several letters to a person?

    • @gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805
      @gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Yohnny Yohnson

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Yohnny, you have to stop writing me these letters!

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And yeah, I had the same thought as you.

    • @tx3786
      @tx3786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      He was probably just practicing writing single giant letters and sending it to her because he doesn't know if he's doing it right.

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@tx3786
      Я
      И
      Ч

  • @killian9314
    @killian9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6501

    Storage: Employees only
    Yohnny: that sign can't stop me, I can't Read

    • @TheMostUninterestingMan
      @TheMostUninterestingMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Maybe he was so stupid his mind convinced itself he could die from a shin wound.

    • @meowolet
      @meowolet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Did you just make a meme under a yontron video

    • @Cobra-Commander83
      @Cobra-Commander83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What do you mean video, it's an Archieve of newly generated memes.

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheMostUninterestingMan pfft you ever felt a shin would? coulda fooled me.

    • @HexIsme
      @HexIsme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TheMostUninterestingMan Anterior tibial artery
      Peroneal artery
      Posterior tibial artery

  • @waakufaaku9554
    @waakufaaku9554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    I really feel for the farmer's daughter, I too dislike it when illiterate people won't stop writing me hand written letters.

    • @progoof9148
      @progoof9148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Barely literate, not completely illiterate...

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@progoof9148 Honestly that would be almost everybody back in those times.

    • @biggiedickson
      @biggiedickson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *Hand drawn letter.

    • @TheRealNTM
      @TheRealNTM ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Dear John Doe...
      🥴🥴🥴🥴😵😵😵‍💫😵‍💫👌🤌👍👎🙄😜🥶👌👌👌🪨🩸🩸
      Signed, Yonny Josemytt"

    • @chrish4439
      @chrish4439 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@rockythesnailracechampion7144 That's actually a misconception. Back in medieval times you were considered illiterate if you didn't know Latin but pretty much everyone could read and write their own native languages. That misconception carried on and now we stupidly think anyone who didn't grow up in modern times was illiterate. When in reality literacy was not the issue people think it was.

  • @allenearl1514
    @allenearl1514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2985

    It's funny how Jon's production value is visibly better than those of the shows he reviews.

    • @adammarch9604
      @adammarch9604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He has a chainsaw weilding murder behind his couch

    • @HUNTR11
      @HUNTR11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@adammarch9604 had*

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Garmon You know he has a full team right, an they have a studio?
      Editing softwear an TV production in the 90s was expensive an unlike these days did not have droves of hobbyists in editing an any for of production in the numbers we have today. His stuff amazing dont get me wrong but comparing the two is... ye really very different playing fields.

    • @KUIJEN8659
      @KUIJEN8659 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@serenity8839 where does he get the money from to pay for all of that?

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@KUIJEN8659 Hes been a huge content creator for years. This stuff pays very well. Can imagine contracts from the ads also on such a large video is very lucrative.

  • @niccoraven4405
    @niccoraven4405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    So, thing about Sylvia Browne...She did predict that she would die...at 88. She died at 77, further proving her wrong.

    • @a.s.i.n.i.n.e
      @a.s.i.n.i.n.e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Niccoraven4 only 11 years off

    • @comradeemoji9920
      @comradeemoji9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@a.s.i.n.i.n.e true

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      What a terrible psychic - she couldn't even die correctly.
      "I predict... That I am now going to hold up... Three fingers. 🖐 ...Crap."

    • @OpiumPrime28
      @OpiumPrime28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      She should've said she would live for the at least 1,000 years she could've lived 1,001 years

    • @selathekobold9832
      @selathekobold9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rarampz7721 Lmao, nice troll

  • @alexglau7473
    @alexglau7473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5054

    Any other bareley literate, emotionally disturbed farmhands out there?

    • @kuzoroar6031
      @kuzoroar6031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Alex Glau me

    • @saladtalad1311
      @saladtalad1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Alex Glau I think you are "bareley"(barely) literate

    • @Dindonmasker
      @Dindonmasker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @@saladtalad1311 no he's a farmer. he's barley literate.

    • @Slurms19
      @Slurms19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yo

    • @Dice2013
      @Dice2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Howdy

  • @Peshy_
    @Peshy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Gotta love the fact that “The Devil & Father Amorth” was on the non-fiction shelf at 7:26, also it’s a 2 year foreshadowing to when he does a video on it.

    • @Ghost_Hawk
      @Ghost_Hawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I was just about to comment that!

    • @commanderbunny8442
      @commanderbunny8442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Glad someone else noticed too

    • @Engardian
      @Engardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh my GOD

    • @AnimeFan_2013
      @AnimeFan_2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I noticed when I recently rewatched this video

    • @marchwaltz
      @marchwaltz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whoops I commented and decided to scroll further lol

  • @tzenntausi8458
    @tzenntausi8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    The fact that Sylvia didn´t even succeed at exorcising the ghost is the most believable part of the story.

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Can't exorcise what isn't there.

    • @EliTheShaman
      @EliTheShaman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@na-ky8ouI would guess u have very low awareness and not much experience in life trying to say a broad statement

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@EliTheShaman I'm just not gullible.

    • @EliTheShaman
      @EliTheShaman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@na-ky8ou then try doing it for urself while understand that u can only do tricks with ur mind when u believe it...cuz just like in ur dreams u are what u get but u average ppl dont understand conciousness and therefor have a very dumb idea for how this shit all works. Ur western culture is so comfortable and spoiled that y'all don't feel that u have to go find answers for urself and it makes y'all so usable

    • @EliTheShaman
      @EliTheShaman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@na-ky8ou when ur doing a practice that requires conciousness one must gain trust in themselves for it to become repetitive... Same with everything else in life.. even scientists have contradictory arguments to one another y'all are just so blind on how ur own perception works y'all just Wana be lazy and believe the world's egotistical concensis with no work of ur own. To do what I do u have to go through an event In life that makes u take everything more seriously and therefore u become more decisive and then can put that energy into experience something spiritual or new... Magick is just another method, and therefore a different type of science..

  • @connerlee8890
    @connerlee8890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8889

    I miss the robotic voice saying
    “JON-TRON”
    at the end of the into.

    • @applesmith9137
      @applesmith9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Conner Lee and his bird :(

    • @smilesfinn7806
      @smilesfinn7806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Apple Smith I’m pretty sure that Jacque is still there

    • @applesmith9137
      @applesmith9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      smiles Finn i hope so

    • @connerlee8890
      @connerlee8890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Apple Smith
      Here’s hoping
      Haven’t seen him in so long that I disassociated him with his voice.

    • @nowdefunct6075
      @nowdefunct6075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @@connerlee8890 he stopped featuring Jacques because it was stressful on him.

  • @melicus8384
    @melicus8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4554

    damn that murderer guy should have watched "surviving edged weapons"

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      "Murderer" ?
      The dude was chopping wood angrily and hit himself in the shin, when did the murder happen?

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. He means the Jason dummy that Jon decapitated

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah. But at least someone finally learned how to kill him.

    • @shannoncahill8380
      @shannoncahill8380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Max • I cosplay as a bunny

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Smen

  • @CaptainHalibut
    @CaptainHalibut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Did NO ONE point out that Yonny is literally just the character from “Of Mice and Men”, even down to the California detail??? Sylvia couldn’t even come up with a good enough story lmao

    • @snowrios8084
      @snowrios8084 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Elaborate?

    • @thatoneguy2816
      @thatoneguy2816 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@snowrios8084 yonny kind of reminds me of lenny but just like he said the place they are at is California also yonny was kind of in love with a woman kind of like lenny when he saw the beautiful woman

    • @Mamaluigi13
      @Mamaluigi13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Don’t forget the intro blatantly copying Twilight Zone

  • @Spo8
    @Spo8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The door flying out of the intro and on to Jon is such a perfect example of how this channel puts the extra effort in and it absolutely pays off.

  • @drn316
    @drn316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6754

    Psychic: “Your daughter is in heaven”
    Police: *calls off the search*
    Daughter: *watches tv in disbelief*

    • @melaniemills4505
      @melaniemills4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

      That had to be horrible for Amanda Berry...Amanda's mother died thinking her daughter was dead...😡🤬

    • @benjamingumundsson4397
      @benjamingumundsson4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@melaniemills4505 haha

    • @michaelusswisconsin6002
      @michaelusswisconsin6002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      That’s a big oooooofffff moment

    • @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890
      @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Psychic: *_suprised pikachu face_*

    • @matthewnoybn6656
      @matthewnoybn6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Gone for 10 years because someone wanted to make a living off lies.

  • @rohanjaggi6259
    @rohanjaggi6259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3615

    Police: *knocks on door*
    Police: Sir what’s in that bloody bag
    Jon: Can’t a guy get some privacy

  • @ronanguy3431
    @ronanguy3431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    At 7:26 “The Devil and Father Amorth” can be seen on the shelf. Jon has been planning his video based on that film for fucking years

  • @squid8520
    @squid8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    “WARNING: Do not watch. True Ghost Stories” is actually unironically a good name for a ghost tv show.

    • @FernandoGutierrez-ub1lt
      @FernandoGutierrez-ub1lt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Furthermore avoid watching the anime "ghost stories" it's actually a really good official English dub

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      (COPS WERE CALLED) (GONE SEXUAL)

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3701

    Yohnny "Yontron" Yohnson didnt actually die of hatcheting himself. He died of untreated heat syncope. THIS is why those videos are necessary!

    • @JakeandElwoodBlues
      @JakeandElwoodBlues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I'm dying from this heat syncope!

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      yohnny yohnny
      yes papa?
      haunting frisbees?
      no papa

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      THINK ABOUT THISSSSSS

    • @drexe1112
      @drexe1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      YoYo's Bizarre Adventure

    • @adenb7798
      @adenb7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i dont feel too good

  • @moodyreviews5498
    @moodyreviews5498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    900 dollars for a bat, that ain’t a ghost that’s just Toys R Us.

    • @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890
      @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nah just inflation my guy lol

    • @epmepm7496
      @epmepm7496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and now Toy R Us is dead

    • @illuminticonfirmed6248
      @illuminticonfirmed6248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@epmepm7496 "So the place where Toys R Us shinned himself turned into a Yonny"

    • @Rampz
      @Rampz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kiraqueenthe americanremake My latest video will make you laugh 😂😂believe me

    • @warsaweagle2075
      @warsaweagle2075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WAS, Toys R Us my boy

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    It’s rather telling how comfortable Sylvia brown was with acting in this “reenactment”… in fact, she seems more comfortable with it than the actual actors, as if she has a lifetime of experience acting 😂

  • @samshapira8295
    @samshapira8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    9:50 This joke aged better than Toys R Us.

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    Sylvia Browne is playing herself because she is an actor.

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah, that's probably the prerequisite in order to be a psychic

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      BUUUUUUURN

    • @rubenburger2621
      @rubenburger2621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Shes also playing the audience

    • @Vegeta8300
      @Vegeta8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actor? Or Fraud, lying POS, who scams vulnerable and grieving people..

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Vegeta8300 Why not both?

  • @WildBerryAura
    @WildBerryAura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    sad fact, the woman who was told her daughter was in heaven died of cancer before her daughter escaped her captor.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      @@Macho_Fantastico These "psychics" always seem to go straight for the worst-case scenario, stating that someone is dead when they're not.

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley John Oliver did a great "Last week Tonight" Episode about them, to be viewed here on youtube. But be careful with John Oliver and his show. He also did a god awful propaganda episode on Venezuela (debunked by Empire Files, also on youtube).

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@samlerf I love John Oliver and watch each episode (that's on TH-cam, I don't have cable). I don't have a major opinion about his pieces dealing with other countries though.

    • @thehoosher9322
      @thehoosher9322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      F

    • @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn
      @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wow

  • @nickvanderpool4822
    @nickvanderpool4822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I like that the psychic used Elizabeth as afterlife bait to lure Yonnie to the other side. He'll make it over, only to get jilted a second time. Also, there will be an afterlife husband there to beat him up this round.

    • @EliTheShaman
      @EliTheShaman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      If there tryna make him "move on" to the afterlife wouldn't that mean he would have to detach from his old life and Elizabeth not be tricked using his past life trauma 😂

  • @jimcameron9848
    @jimcameron9848 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Jon Tron is to TH-cam as what Mel Brooks was to Hollywood. A gem.

  • @francismartial6427
    @francismartial6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    Yonny was just a useless farmhand who loved a girl and in a fit of rage got into an accident with an axe and bled out... And over 100 years later he has a bunch of people chanting his name while an actor plays out his death. Life is strange

  • @taylordiamond
    @taylordiamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3961

    "Psychic" Sylvia Browne was one of the worst kinds of people. She predicted missing persons to distraught families and on more than one occasion claimed someone was dead when in fact they were very much alive. Not only did she straight up lie to them, she sought out the opportunity to do so for the media spotlight. She was an awful woman, but now she can really talk to as many ghosts as she wants to because she's dead. I'm so happy you addressed this.

    • @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72
      @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No idea what's happening, but I read it

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      You kinda described all psychics that charge money. Sylvia just went even further than most. Don't forget that Montel Williams gave her the platform; he's just as bad IMO

    • @angreyalligator3811
      @angreyalligator3811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      May she toil in the void forever! Hail Sithis!

    • @Khoros-Mythos
      @Khoros-Mythos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You will never be a real woman.

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@angreyalligator3811 May she stay in the void, too far from the night mother's embrace.

  • @snowbeast4463
    @snowbeast4463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I just noticed that Yonny learned to read and write because he haunted a toy store. He was probably playing with all the educational toys.

  • @flip4129
    @flip4129 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Idk why the hell I laughed hysterically when he said "To think no one stopped to help this poor man as he was fatally bleeding from the shin" but man that got me

  • @Dewbylicious
    @Dewbylicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5310

    The door being thrown at him deserves a auto like

    • @tyschuc2647
      @tyschuc2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      DewBearDubbin lost my shit on this part

    • @ssneakyandfriends1626
      @ssneakyandfriends1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      touhou 16 in a nut shell

    • @tonythepokemonguy751
      @tonythepokemonguy751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Home Depot worker: why do you need this door sir?
      Jontron: no reason

    • @notoriousnite
      @notoriousnite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That part sent me 😂😂😂 I could not stop laughing

    • @AsianNIck115
      @AsianNIck115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Agreed, here's a like
      Man, JonTrons practical jokes are simple yet great.

  • @r8them84
    @r8them84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    “Can’t get your shin blown if you don’t have a shin.”
    My Intellect:📈

  • @blairschou
    @blairschou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:35 “she can’t because she’s dead”
    I almost spat out my drink💀

  • @TheGhoulishWeeb01kenzie
    @TheGhoulishWeeb01kenzie ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That kids face when he saw the price he's like " The hell is that bat made of?? Pure silver? " XD

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7252

    It's amazing that an 18th century emotionally disturbed, illiterate farmhand death is so well documented that even a Toys R'Us employee knows about it

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

      Especially given he's not documented anywhere because he doesn't exist.

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@burningsexuality1540 yeah

    • @gunsandroses896
      @gunsandroses896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@burningsexuality1540 it is very impressive.

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@burningsexuality1540 hey, anyone can haunt after they die. I real ghost never lived at all.

    • @butterss1178
      @butterss1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The one employee

  • @beatrice0610
    @beatrice0610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    “BARELY LITERATE, EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED FARMHAND.”

    • @vtechvsmile
      @vtechvsmile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you called?

    • @MrEvanp
      @MrEvanp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Who's first act was to write a letter...

    • @abigailflynn6400
      @abigailflynn6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And yet, John said "4 pm in the afternoon" haha

    • @bupcorn4136
      @bupcorn4136 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tag yourself

    • @ineligible2267
      @ineligible2267 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow just like me

  • @gameon71
    @gameon71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:31
    I guess Jason wasn't prepared for that edged weapon attack.😂

  • @belnry5020
    @belnry5020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Rewatching now and realizing that the non-fiction shelf has The Devil & Father Amorth at 7:26

    • @talvalk2991
      @talvalk2991 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are right

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Foreshadowing. I never noticed.

  • @DocSwood
    @DocSwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    And so Yonny died...
    due to furiously beating his wood.
    So sad.

    • @wesleypatterson2989
      @wesleypatterson2989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Someone get this man a beer and Nobel Prize for Literature

    • @skullythekidd0175
      @skullythekidd0175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wesleypatterson2989 agreed

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      At least he died doing what he loved

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Carving his log.

    • @colleshion9630
      @colleshion9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You sir...
      deserves a medal
      Kudos😂😂

  • @greenuselessblob3471
    @greenuselessblob3471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    „accidentally killed himself in the leg“
    I want that on a tshirt

    • @JB20051
      @JB20051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want it on a hoodie

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd buy that 🤙

    • @FlameTheElement
      @FlameTheElement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want that on my leg

    • @SekenStrm
      @SekenStrm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CAN ANYONE REMEMBER JAQUES WERE IS HEEEEEEE

    • @adamr.2205
      @adamr.2205 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SekenStrm yea where is he

  • @MrArgus11111
    @MrArgus11111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the funniest part of this is the idea of a Toys R' Us putting the storeroom out of action for 2 whole days. Corporate must have just LOVED that.

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wait, did that first segment say it was directed by Tobe Hooper? Of Texas Massacre fame? Huh.
    Also Jon getting dinged by the door and thr Frisbee makes me chuckle every time.

    • @mlpmoviemagic8459
      @mlpmoviemagic8459 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was desperately looking for someone else talking about this!! Like THE Tobe Hooper???

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mlpmoviemagic8459 Yep. The Tobe Hooper. The guy who directed _Poltergeist,_ no less.

  • @JustinBA007
    @JustinBA007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3845

    Of course Sylvia Browne played herself, her profession was acting.

    • @AustinPrice184
      @AustinPrice184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Beat me to it

    • @AustinPrice184
      @AustinPrice184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Beat me to it

    • @RustTillDusk
      @RustTillDusk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Beat me to it

    • @Dotoku14
      @Dotoku14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Go away edgy satanist.

    • @obnoxiouslisper1548
      @obnoxiouslisper1548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Dotoku14 not every satanista is edgy, i think that satanists are rebeloya but not edgy

  • @isaacabel6839
    @isaacabel6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2016

    2:37
    Looks like our killer here forgot to use SMENS to protect himself from that deadly edge.

    • @charlemagne21
      @charlemagne21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Shoot
      Move
      Evaluate
      Nutralize
      Scan

    • @bevanherd5384
      @bevanherd5384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But 2hat abojt jontrons improved s

    • @finisherm0ve
      @finisherm0ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@charlemagne21 NUTralize

    • @bettaluppa9435
      @bettaluppa9435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bevanherd5384 holy shit did you have a stroke

    • @bevanherd5384
      @bevanherd5384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bettaluppa9435 yes i died

  • @Nintendo3DSdude1
    @Nintendo3DSdude1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    7:26 I like how “The Devil and Father Amorth” is on the shelf, like it’s referencing the JonTron video before it happened! Now THAT’s spooky!

    • @agentkmr
      @agentkmr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pixar...

  • @GyngerNynja
    @GyngerNynja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I see that The Devil and Father Amorth was years in the making.

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder which movie on that shelf will be the next JonTron video 🤔

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Too bad the video got taken down

  • @hello57976
    @hello57976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    “Warning: do not watch” is actually not a bad name for a horror show.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      There's a Netflix show called "don't watch this" but It's baaaddd

    • @napalmblaziken
      @napalmblaziken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@GippyHappy Well they did warn you.

    • @contrafell3969
      @contrafell3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@napalmblaziken me:*tryes to think of an anser
      My brain:no no,hes got a point

    • @therealrishon3227
      @therealrishon3227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ZachitySplat could be an anthology film but the common link is that someone is watching footage of creepy shenanigans

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GippyHappy ye they were just saying that so you don’t watch it

  • @gh0st_wave
    @gh0st_wave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3147

    Fun fact:
    My parents worked at a Coco's restaurant nearby that ToysRUs and Sylvia Browne was actually a regular there, my mom told me Sylvia was a terrible tipper and that she was generally an unpleasant person. My mom and her friend even tried thinking the phrase "You're a bitch" really hard as a joke to see if Sylvia could actually read their minds....
    Probably not that much of a fun fact, but I thought it was worth sharing!

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      It's not quite fun, but it was quite funny

    • @cag_0k642
      @cag_0k642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      That’s pretty cool, thanks for the story time

    • @UnhealthyTherapy
      @UnhealthyTherapy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's funny.

    • @contrafell3969
      @contrafell3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you sure this is real?

    • @gh0st_wave
      @gh0st_wave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@contrafell3969I'm just taking my parents word

  • @Dendarang
    @Dendarang 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    3:51 I never noticed before, but this was directed by Tobe Hooper, the director of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Between him and Leonard Nimoy, it's amazing how bad it turned out considering the talent.

  • @CaptainNoFace
    @CaptainNoFace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:26 I like how there's a copy of The Devil & Father Amorth in the non-fiction section.

    • @Swartgaming
      @Swartgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes saw that aswell. Great details as always.

  • @angelgenesis3622
    @angelgenesis3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    Storage Room: Employees Only
    -Unfortunately, Yonny Yonson can't read.

  • @AlexJonesGaming
    @AlexJonesGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3147

    Anyone else remember when this show was done in his garage with literally no budget and an N64

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      AlexJones Productions yep effort goes a long way

    • @oogabooga7861
      @oogabooga7861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Comedy Room indeed

    • @Grewyn7
      @Grewyn7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      And it was way better

    • @notreallysure4575
      @notreallysure4575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@Grewyn7 thats just the nostalgia talking

    • @milapartment
      @milapartment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@notreallysure4575 it kinda was better though

  • @rageinternet9391
    @rageinternet9391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This video is 18 minutes long but felt like only 5. John Tron's pacing is top notch

  • @thorkellkaemphon
    @thorkellkaemphon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There's the "Devil and Father Amorth" CD on 7:26. I got that reference

  • @phialich1898
    @phialich1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    "Accidentally killed himself in the leg"
    I want that on my gravestone

    • @jamesbunn2236
      @jamesbunn2236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want to be accidentally killed by a train

    • @siriuslywastaken
      @siriuslywastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I've accidentally killed myself in the leg before
      I lived but man it was a pretty deadly experience

    • @Alastorchaos
      @Alastorchaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a Nethack death lmao

    • @doomedgundam6684
      @doomedgundam6684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like someone stepped on there Lego Batman Bat cave replica.

    • @overworkedcna412
      @overworkedcna412 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phialich Shinned himself to death, poor lad :’(

  • @dante_f4563
    @dante_f4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    "all he did was love a woman and accidentally kill himself in the leg"
    - Jontron 2019

  • @CodeR3d911
    @CodeR3d911 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When she said they lost 6 managers, my mind went straight to that they just lost them. They couldn't find them, disappeared, lost someone in that hellish store never to be found again. Then Jon said they quit and I was like, yeah, that makes much more sense.

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The first one was more spooky

  • @monsterinfamous6267
    @monsterinfamous6267 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:57 "Welcome to ghosts are us, can I haunt you" ?? 😂😂 ! !

  • @myselfawesomedude1053
    @myselfawesomedude1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2654

    Imagine if Yonny just said "fuck you" to Sylvia Brown and just carried on haunting the store

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      He probably did. Sylvia the Quack just didn't hear him

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That's what he did though

    • @youtubeguy5454
      @youtubeguy5454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yes or the half life 2 meme as he says to Sylvia “no fuck off” and she fucking disintegrates.

    • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
      @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youtubeguy5454 Yonny just appears out of the void like G-Man and yells GO FUCK YOURSELF like in that other meme

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's probably Jannie

  • @elnstal6878
    @elnstal6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1892

    “And accidentally kill himself in the leg”

    • @sireggnog890
      @sireggnog890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True like my ancestor the same way

    • @blountjuice4932
      @blountjuice4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guys Gaming JonTronShow check me out! I’m a violinist!

    • @gabrielnunesdossantos6763
      @gabrielnunesdossantos6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Darius Bostic cool that you believe in him but I guess this is the wrong video to comment about this i mean no hate

    • @I_Use_Soap
      @I_Use_Soap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Darius Bostic Can I ask a legitimate question, one I've always wondered? Christians enslaved and oppressed your people, stole your religions and cultures, and then said at least we gave them Jesus. Does that bother you at all? How do you reconcile that with your faith?

    • @gabrielnunesdossantos6763
      @gabrielnunesdossantos6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Darius BosticI leave it too you dude have nice day

  • @geographyRyan
    @geographyRyan ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jon's willingness to get hurt multiple times per episode is astounding. Great episode!

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:48 it appears yohny yonson was the world’s first “Nice guy”

  • @dominatornh981
    @dominatornh981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    “Barely literate.”
    Then told to stop writing letters.

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Emotionally distubed.

    • @genericusername9934
      @genericusername9934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Sir Pineapple Then told to stop having emotions

    • @expertionis794
      @expertionis794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lots of illiterate people even go on to write whole books

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@expertionis794 Yes but should they?

    • @jorisdevos5070
      @jorisdevos5070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Stop using quotes for comments"
      Pewdiepie: 2019

  • @BaronVonPurp
    @BaronVonPurp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3211

    Welp....Sylvia can definitely talk to ghosts now

    • @theoverseer4886
      @theoverseer4886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Oooooooooooooooooooooof

    • @tanmaytiwari2003
      @tanmaytiwari2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Damnnnnnn

    • @mememan5466
      @mememan5466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Dark humor, I like it and steam knows I like it and I have no idea why

    • @pzb1017
      @pzb1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      -In Hell!

    • @randomperson6004
      @randomperson6004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg take my like

  • @dereknight861
    @dereknight861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Not gonna lie,
    “‘ WARNING: Do not Watch’ Real Ghost Stories” sounds like a badass title.
    Hey Jon you better get a trademark going before someone takes it

  • @ScrambledAndBenedict
    @ScrambledAndBenedict ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God damn. Him beheading Jason was actually a pretty decent special effect lmfao

  • @wave4125
    @wave4125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    "he accidentally killed himself in the leg" is the best saying I've ever heard in my life.

    • @naught_.
      @naught_. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Read more literature. That way, you won't let buffoons like him permeate their lame "jokes" into your mind. I'm gonna assume you're 10 and hope you have a good life, because kid, this isn't your future.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😁😁😂😂

    • @nickcastaneda5081
      @nickcastaneda5081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      More like "axe-identally killed himself in the leg" haha

    • @wave4125
      @wave4125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@naught_. Understandable have a nice day.

    • @wave4125
      @wave4125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nickcastaneda5081 Why

  • @koolbeans344
    @koolbeans344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    did anyone else catch at 7:26 “The Devil Father Amorth”, a documentary he recently covered on his channel. This video is 2 years old. Crazy

  • @patrickc9726
    @patrickc9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funny how "The Devil with Father Amorth" makes an appearance at 7:25 and now it's a video!

  • @AnimusTelum
    @AnimusTelum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    "Illiterate man sends love letters"
    I've seen it all now -- we can go home

    • @reedolfkekler7860
      @reedolfkekler7860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Illiterate man sends love letters"
      13 year old me texting my crush

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      In Yonny's defense the narrator actually said "barely literate" not "illiterate".

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Shmaples So it was like
      "Ayy gurl won sum fukk?"
      In 2019 Yonnie would get some pussy for sure, just teach him how to add emojis and he's all set.

    • @maclicious2008
      @maclicious2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cleary the pogo stick and toy dinosaur teach him out the read and write

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats the scariest thing Ive seen so far

  • @GentlemanJex
    @GentlemanJex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27014

    Jon's production budget is the real scary thing here.

    • @bobbemis8911
      @bobbemis8911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

      He probably has more money than this show did

    • @lordangevin1307
      @lordangevin1307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

      @@StenchFiesta if you have not figured out an adblocker in 2019 that is the real scary thing here

    • @policeguy26
      @policeguy26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      scary good, amirite?

    • @StenchFiesta
      @StenchFiesta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      keegan wade iPad on company wifi you heartless bastard

    • @Auchaser643
      @Auchaser643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      D get a mobile hotspot then ya baby

  • @rustyshackleford1941
    @rustyshackleford1941 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So Jon's perfect vision of humanity is we would all be Cotton Hill.

  • @lostpockets2227
    @lostpockets2227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:27 The Devil and Father Amorth in the background 😮
    I wonder which of the movies on those shelves will be the next JonTron video? 😳

  • @flightnesssnowbirb8318
    @flightnesssnowbirb8318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Yonny Yongson: Went from an illiterate, emotionally unstable farmhand to a literate, emotionally unstable spirit after hitting himself with the learning ax
    ...Now THAT'S what we call a good character arc!

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As opposed to the arc his axe made when he swung it into his shin.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "I REJECT MY HUMANITY, YO-YOOOO!!!!!!"

    • @Sazandora123
      @Sazandora123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@NodDisciple1 I love you

    • @EliTheShaman
      @EliTheShaman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's why he wasn't able to move on cuz he was still attached to his old life that's how it works irl. but this is obviously fiction story and Sylvia is a fraud I would know as a phychic we dont just say random things out of are ahh we usually read the persons personality and there fortune not their absolute future at least thats what i do.( The fortune being what ur capable of and what ur purpose is calling for)...

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    “Accidentally kill himself in the leg” is my new favourite phrase

    • @Arkanian-
      @Arkanian- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg yes

    • @atomicbezerk7718
      @atomicbezerk7718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      axe-identally

    • @lordtoastyarb9486
      @lordtoastyarb9486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      read this comment, almost broke my computor from laughing so hard

    • @torressmichael
      @torressmichael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      k a t h e r i n e 🔥check me out🚨🚫🔥, you wont regret🔥

    • @duketheLEGEND651
      @duketheLEGEND651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Surprised it's not a meme

  • @KyleBoise
    @KyleBoise ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The time will pass bit had me crying.

  • @Leomatoad
    @Leomatoad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I realized at 7:25 “the devil and father amort” is on the top shelf, jon is out here doing very long term foreshadowing

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Too bad the video got taken down

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    Looked it up, that Toys R Us is now a Spirit Halloween store, which is just way too fitting

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My friend's local Toys R Us was also a Spirit Halloween.

    • @maximilianrpm2927
      @maximilianrpm2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      customer: "How much does that ghost hologram cost?
      clerk: "we don't have any... run"

    • @call_me_a_florida_man
      @call_me_a_florida_man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My local toys r us is one to
      Edit: now it's a shoe store

    • @ourgoldenspires
      @ourgoldenspires 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maximilianrpm2927 costs one exorcism

    • @aaaaaahhhhhhh5124
      @aaaaaahhhhhhh5124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spirit Halloween just waits for a store to leave, and then it takes its place.

  • @thesacredorb4838
    @thesacredorb4838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1584

    "Kill himself in the leg"
    *JonTron 2019* -

    • @spongegar7290
      @spongegar7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Randomly adding bold letters*

    • @kutaoizumi4189
      @kutaoizumi4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Obama, probably

    • @jonathanferraro1159
      @jonathanferraro1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Accidentally

    • @thesacredorb4838
      @thesacredorb4838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ᴜʟᴛʀᴀ ᴅᴇᴄᴀ Cyᴛʀᴏɴ Lolz It's nice to know someone had the same thought

    • @hottea2933
      @hottea2933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Sacred ORB what is the timestamp

  • @mattdekker5693
    @mattdekker5693 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    God that sinister 90s stock music was in Everything.

  • @Fridge_Fiend
    @Fridge_Fiend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:23 aged incredibly well with "the devil in italy"

  • @babyrhyth9458
    @babyrhyth9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    Imagine walking into a toys r us looking for a gift for your kid and you see all the staff sitting in a circle doing a seance

    • @bromaster4136
      @bromaster4136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And nothing is there no spirit just a con artist

    • @Jetfox967
      @Jetfox967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I would back away slowly.

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      69 likes, nice

    • @chunchun3099
      @chunchun3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just your average monday

    • @liquidsandwich1052
      @liquidsandwich1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe "Yohnny Yohnson" was just someone going to get a toy and backed away when a strange woman told him to basically die. Or he was picking up his kid who was a part timer

  • @binhosmingos7356
    @binhosmingos7356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1370

    The true ghost story is the rise and fall of Toys “R” Us.

    • @Relco12
      @Relco12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Rise and fall, then rise again

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *weird ass flute noise*

    • @teabola
      @teabola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why they gotta diss my man Geoffrey like that

    • @SweetDemoness
      @SweetDemoness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And i oop

    • @goobernater8186
      @goobernater8186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mason Roberts it still flourishes in canada

  • @srpgn458
    @srpgn458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    10:40 multiple anomalys detected

  • @randomcontent1159
    @randomcontent1159 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve watch this thing over 30 times and every single time he still got me

    • @abchernin
      @abchernin ปีที่แล้ว

      At 11:52? What was that, my boomer brain didn't get it

  • @Ana_Ng
    @Ana_Ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    "everyone else is an actor in this whole thing, but sylvia brown is playing herself"
    so... everyone is an actor?

    • @thestanman1486
      @thestanman1486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No physics are real dumbass

    • @Nic5Cyprus
      @Nic5Cyprus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nah Sylvia's the clown

    • @Ana_Ng
      @Ana_Ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      don't be ridiculous, physics isn't real
      gravity is just a theory

    • @thestanman1486
      @thestanman1486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ana_Ng looks like someone doesn't understand that I spelt that wrong on purpose, ruh roe.

    • @Ana_Ng
      @Ana_Ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@thestanman1486 well if i didn't, i'd probably have corrected you instead of saying "gravity is just a theory"

  • @justanothercommentercarryo8367
    @justanothercommentercarryo8367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Jontron: 1 on trending
    Me: *As it should be*

    • @n9netwo
      @n9netwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fact

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Subscribers dont matter, Pewdiepie #1 I’m so proud of our Jony Boi

    • @MaverickAndreTheB_tch
      @MaverickAndreTheB_tch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's literally beating fortnite 2

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andre Lopez damn Now THATS alota Damage!!!

  • @swaberrigutz
    @swaberrigutz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "You can't read but I know you can hear" this shit always takes me out 😭😭

  • @TheGamegod1984
    @TheGamegod1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh JonTron you found comedy gold with *REAL GHOSTS* so funny, best line: *Yonny where did you see an elephant in 1800 America* lol

  • @gvohardcore
    @gvohardcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    5:19
    I know it's a comedy video and everything but this case here where this scammer said that the missing daughter was dead to the family actually make them believe that she was dead making them to mourn the "lost of a daughter", to stop pressing the case, giving away the daughter belongings and not pressuring the police to find the girl, which by the way she was held captive by a rapist for a year.
    Can you believe the damage this scammer made to her?

    • @storytellingchampion6438
      @storytellingchampion6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Ten years*

    • @alphanexusgames6563
      @alphanexusgames6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      At least she's dead now, still doesn't stop these kind of scammers since they still exist nowadays.

    • @Rihcterwilker
      @Rihcterwilker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@storytellingchampion6438 damn.

    • @tamari9966
      @tamari9966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      that's really awful that really pisses me off and i bet it pisses the family off too i hope that Sylvia is burning in hell

    • @flamefierce998
      @flamefierce998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@tamari9966 Oh I'm sure her "angels" told her that

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    "The store room is now off limits"
    We literally can't do our job without that room, it has all our extra stock

    • @Chosen2axe
      @Chosen2axe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      should have thought of that before your store got haunted!

    • @curleyqreviews9793
      @curleyqreviews9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Now you have the perfect excuse when customers asks you to check the back.

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@curleyqreviews9793 I would 100% Love to have been able to tell customers, We cant check the back Ma-am, its haunted.
      Though the Toys R Us I worked at did have a vampire stake in the utilities Closet...

    • @marxjester9802
      @marxjester9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kirk Findlay Yes, and there are people who want to take the entirety of it.

    • @spartan3924
      @spartan3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was expecting that manager to send the sceptical employee to work in there after her comment.

  • @AZIONG651
    @AZIONG651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    John's reaction to Jason at the beginning feels like a quicktime event.

  • @GenericInternetter
    @GenericInternetter ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:36 i had to watch this several times. what an amazing piece of choreography and editing.

  • @murderlesson101
    @murderlesson101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    “Yanni are you ok?”
    “Are you ok?”
    “Are you ok Yanni?”
    - Sylvia Brown

    • @sardonicsardonyx359
      @sardonicsardonyx359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He's been hit by-
      He's been struck by-
      A smooth axe

    • @lambda494
      @lambda494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He came into your toy store
      There was Geoffrey
      On the carpet

    • @heyitskarpy
      @heyitskarpy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You've been hit by-
      You've been hit by-
      A cool murderer

    • @xander2748
      @xander2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Laurel

    • @LieutenantSilver
      @LieutenantSilver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Whoooo!*
      Also, woo.

  • @zinith4524
    @zinith4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Jesus Christ, the way this show was shot it makes it look like JonTron made it in a sketch, especially the toy dinosaur one

    • @deadpixel-bt7rw
      @deadpixel-bt7rw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No his production is way better than that

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right

  • @aroshliyanage4578
    @aroshliyanage4578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:25 a JonTron Easter egg

  • @therealpachango1649
    @therealpachango1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The continuity of The JohnTron Show is awesome. Him having in ~ 7:25 the movie from his new Vido in the top shelf 👌

  • @dominatornh981
    @dominatornh981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    The real ghost is JonTron’s previously clean murder record.

    • @fangofshadows5371
      @fangofshadows5371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can't kill a spirit though

    • @rainstarsbow
      @rainstarsbow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Can't a guy get some PRIVACY?

    • @jongameaddict
      @jongameaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are we REALLY sure about that though?

    • @jimbob3332
      @jimbob3332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what about his debate record?

    • @honestdave
      @honestdave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jimbob3332 he won that debate

  • @meme2868
    @meme2868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

    The shinless human display is just Danny Devito

  • @benis1985
    @benis1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:26, I can’t believe this, I had a feeling he bought those discs just for that joke and then later decided to watch them and thought they would make a good video.

  • @PanzerMold
    @PanzerMold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Yonnie Yonson was a barely literate, emotionally disturbed farmhand--"
    What a burial.