3:54 = 180 + 54 = 234 Bleed is 4 damage per second 234 x 4 = 936 But we lost one second of bleed because of the Spy missing his first shot due to having to shoot from sniper range. 936 - 4 = 932
Love that grouch said some stupid shit and got clowned on and instead of getting pissy they went "yeah my ideas weren't the best lol, i will try harder next time." Really makes you bleed for 8 seconds
On bleed: bleed for bleed bleed. 100% chance to bleed when bleeding. Alt-bleed: bleed blood for 12 bleeds. -30% bleed penalty. -5 bleed capacity. No random bleed.
What have you done Mr balance man? The best class in the game spy is gonna be even better now! Since he reduces status effects, he cuts down the overpowered 8 seconds of bleed into 4-6 SECONDS, LIKE THAT IS CRAZY. You should make it that whenever the spy cloaks, he bleeds for every second
I kinda didn't agree at first, but after watching everything, i realized that i should in fact fpan hit sound effect myself and git gud. Absolutely amazing video
The Darwin’s danger shield is dog shit, it’s way too op and is in desperate need of a nerf, so instead of reducing afterburner damage, upon a pyro igniting you, they are forced to play a game of league of legends. If they lose, they bleed for 8 seconds. BUFFED!
I'm honestly glad the Southern Hospitality got nerfed, 8 seconds from 7 seconds of bleed is now much more manageable, it's lucky that engineer doesn't have any other close range attacking tools.
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
bleed for 8 seconds
@@cambac-pro no nononono bleed for 7 seconds
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
@@cambac-proCAMBAQUE
NO!
*bleed for eternity*
*no critical hits*
*Banned for the game if bleed*
*if exist, bleed*
*-99 damage*
This video made me bleed for 3 minutes and 53 seconds.
yeah this guy really loves his bleed
*54
*BUFFED ✅*
Buffed ✅
period
Bleed Weapon Academy
Where we take the worst weapons TF2 has to offer, and I show you how to give them bleed damage.
I want to steal the Bleed Weapon Academy formula! Just kidding because it sucks
But SquidwardTf2 said Bleed Weapon Academy is bad!
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Bleed weapon academy sucks
Chess bleed academy
Love the fact that one second of bleed reduction is the most severe nerf in this video
Even more severe than the Enforcer’s one bullet, slow reload, slow deploy time. Buffed.
@@tpd1864blake but that's a buff...
@@isidrosulpis581 even worse than the enforcer buff
@@tpd1864blake the enforcer buff is the worst buff in the video. not the worst nerf.
lol
-99% damage
-98% reload speed
-97% firerate
*8 Seconds of bleed*
🎟️ *_BUFFED_* 🎟️
Don’t forget the -99% clip size!
@@donovanjoseph737[BUFFED]
-150% wearer health. (-175hp for 125hp spy)
[BUFFED].
So basically the tribalman's shiv?
Too strong, 4 second max
I took 932 damage while watching this video.
932 bleed damage
932 psychological damage
*Buffed*
3:54 = 180 + 54 = 234
Bleed is 4 damage per second
234 x 4 = 936
But we lost one second of bleed because of the Spy missing his first shot due to having to shoot from sniper range.
936 - 4 = 932
New tf2 Steamed Hams just dropped.
Oh god you're right
Oh nono it's not after burn it's bleed! Bleed for 8 seconds mmm!
YES
@@Irish_Enderman
May i buff it?
@@TeletubbieArmado ..... no.
I like how he didnt even change the enforcer clip 😭😭😭
No you don't understand, he removed the bleed!!!
@@theodoresmith3829 well it would have been broken if it had bleed
@@Redknigh40 I know, but without it how is it gonna compete with the 7 seconds of bleed on the southern hospitality? That's spy's HARD COUNTER
@@Redknigh40he did change it a bit by adding the "I may have made it worse" line from the kunai
i blessed your comment
Would you rather have unlimited damage, but no more bleed; or bleed, unlimited bleed, and no bleed
Your arms
Spider-Man’s left leg
I'll take unlimited damage but no bleed...
I don't care who the youtube algorithm sends I'm not picking the bacon
Purple because aliens don't wear hats
this makes me think “bleed for 8 seconds” would be a really funny kill sound
Even better: Make it the sound that plays for each damage tick of bleed
@@BlueDavrial BLEED forBLEED forBLEED forBLEED forBLEED foreconds seconds
@@BlueDavrial"buffed" for hit sound
@@Slanik_Bab "Nerfed" for hit sound, "Buffed" for crit hit
This comment you’re reading right now? Makes you bleed for 8 seconds. Buffed.
Dammit now I need to find a health pack
jokes on you i don't have blood, i was really thirsty
@@DarkShard5728 bro really had blood deficiency
Hey, you commented on the original video. Lol.
*grabs a medkit*
0:22 i like how this implies only snipers get hit with the bleed
I'd use it.
On bleed: bleed for 8 seconds
After 8 seconds: bleed
On hit: hit for 8 seconds
On 8 seconds, hit for bleed seconds
bleed for seconds: hit on bleed
for: bleed on 8 bleed seconds
Love that grouch said some stupid shit and got clowned on and instead of getting pissy they went "yeah my ideas weren't the best lol, i will try harder next time."
Really makes you bleed for 8 seconds
bleedmaxxing while i watch this
ichorpilled
Maxipadmaxxing as we speak
The Enforcer part is so absurd you could have just left it with no editing
He almost did
Bleed for 8 seconds: nah too OP
Bleed for 7 seconds: fucking worthless
what about 7.5 seconds then
@@redfoxlol101
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
Going to make thewhat take 64 bleed damage until i get invited to the chucklefarts
Holy shit it's Kaluka
Woah @@nak_0519
New secondary concept (for the sniper):
Sydney Stones (because we gotta have an Australia pun):
On piss: bleed for 8 seconds
[BUFFED]
It cost 400,000 dollars to bleed... for 8 seconds.
God Bless America!
When it said "Forget everything you know", I was prepared for it to just be silent for the rest of the video
Forget everything you know. (demetia kicks in)
Me: _*Gets shot*_
Grouch: Eh, you’re fine
Me: _*Gets a paper cut*_
Grouch: 𝖡 𝖫 𝖤 𝖤 𝖣
On hit with this weapon, bleed for 8 seconds and make everyone around bleed for 8 seconds
bleed for 8 seconds
BUFFED
2:19 "forget everything you know"
The "exécuteur"
It kills you by giving self-bleed for 8 seconds
*types unbind all in console* wow thanks grouch
"Time to get back to the realm of reality"
@@Bnvnu you get to respawn faster if you die, which means MORE bleed for 8 seconds
*BUFFED*
the neuralyzer from mib
“Barer of Based News” is actually such a raw line
The game would go viral!
Spyerwigardtf3
oh they should actually add that
@@MCisverygood but look at this its john pork
Clicking on this video I didn't think it was going to be a youtube poop.
I love it. 10/10, really made me bleed for 10 seconds.
I enjoy the fact that you have a Uni pfp
this is a shitpost, not a ytp
if youve ever watched a youtube poop before you would know the difference
We’re bleeding for 8 seconds with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
1:40 omg, how have I never seen disguises place sappers before...
Took a piss this morning and had bleed for 8 seconds, so glad to see I've been buffed 😊 ✨✨
Kidney Stone
On piss: Bleed for 8 seconds
Hey i found an exploit, if you drink less water and push hard enough you can get almost infinite bleed!
This is way more broken than a million health heavy, i hope that valve patches this fast.
🥰🥰🥰
I feel bad for Grouch. He ain't gonna live this down.
he made rage bait to promote his joke weapon server, fuck him
bleeding for 8 seconds has always been a strange case for me
He is gonna bleed for 8 seconds on bleed
Thank god the southern hospitality is nerfed
"So much blood!" ~ Heavy
"Games, unlimited games.. But no games."
Would you rather have unlimited damage, but no more bleed? Or bleed - unlimited bleed - but no bleed?
Bleed for 8 seconds or dinner with Jay Z
@@laakeacreeperyt5821bleed for 8 seconds
"Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games (unlimited games) and no games?" lookin' thumbnail
Bacon. The answer is always bacon
Would you rather have unlimited damage, but no more bleed? Or bleed - _unlimited_ bleed - but no bleed?
Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games (unlimited games) and Bleed For 8 Seconds
i’m shaking and bleeding rn
Im bleeding for 95 seconda rn
Enough of FixTF2, what we actually need is BleedTF2.
There is a random crit every second of the original video
FINALY someone actually balancing tf2
I thought that this was the actual video until I noticed the splicing lmao
i love how thid weapon rebalancing has become the newest inside tf2 joke lmao
On bleed: bleed for bleed bleed.
100% chance to bleed when bleeding.
Alt-bleed: bleed blood for 12 bleeds.
-30% bleed penalty.
-5 bleed capacity.
No random bleed.
Weapon name: The bleed
Level bleed engineer PDA
Buffed
No random bleed. Game is unplayable
-99% damage
-99% ammo in clip
-99% reserve ammo
-99% movement speed on wearer
-100% overheal on wearer
+3 second bleed
BUFFED
I didn’t realize it was satire until the second bleed
I tried to kms but instead of dying I bleed for 8 seconds for a total elapsed damage of 64, leaving me emotionally scarred for life
I don't think I have any more blood to lose from bleed damage now, so I am immune to bleed damage.
*[ BUFFED ]*
MY PAINIS IS BLEEDING FROM THIS AND IM FLINCHING
Bleeding in TF2 has always been a strange case to me, it's just too strong
What have you done Mr balance man? The best class in the game spy is gonna be even better now! Since he reduces status effects, he cuts down the overpowered 8 seconds of bleed into 4-6 SECONDS, LIKE THAT IS CRAZY. You should make it that whenever the spy cloaks, he bleeds for every second
Yep, this was indeed a youtube video
bleed for 7 seconds is hilarious
THE SENTENCE MIXING I'M DYING
2:38 the uncomfortable silence followed by literally nothing else is really funny to me.
Just the sudden doom ost when "bleed for 8 secs"
This isn't even that far off from the real video
This was a parody?
"Get good. F you."
"F you, buffed."
I lol every time
the bleed'st absurd tf2 weapon rebalance video
the worst balance video turned into the funniest meme.
bleeding right now (rn) for 7 seconds (nerfed)
This was a hair wrenching experience that made me bleed for 8 seconds
New tf2 ultimate update:
Every weapon has been replaced with Le executioner so everyone can all equally do bleed damage!
Methinks that thumbnail is a reference to the infamous dilemma;
"Games, unlimited games, but no more games."
bleeding pyro update
I kinda didn't agree at first, but after watching everything, i realized that i should in fact fpan hit sound effect myself and git gud. Absolutely amazing video
this video gave me a brain haemorrhage (for 8 seconds)
this is a type of bleed
Five. hundred. seconds of bleed.
There should be a class in tf2 called, bleeder. And his ability is decreased damage, and when you spawn, bleed for 8 seconds
That southern hospitality part is legitimately funniest shit i've ever seen
My eyes are bleeding for 8 seconds
Wife told me it was either her or the bleed stat. God I miss her.
I did not realize this was an edit until the second time I watched it
TheWhat single-handedly keeping the YTP genre alive...
ytp: weapon stats that will make you bleed for 8 seconds
I wish I could have the experience e of rewatching your reaction and this vid for the first time again.
What a bloodbath.
Didn't expect a ytp from TheWhat but I sure welcome it
Today I realized TheWhat has a second channel
This is why he shouldn’t have one. Why can’t he just upload everything to the same channel so his subscribers actually get notified?
Bc this is a shit post and all of his subscribers will be notified, this is like a channel for people who want extra content and not the usual stuff
bleed for 8 seoconds
The fact that the caber one is basically functionally identical.
We just went from Team Fortress 2 to Hemophilia Type 2 in 4 minutes
The whole caber section is just quoted from Grouch. love it
Valve hire this man!
The Darwin’s danger shield is dog shit, it’s way too op and is in desperate need of a nerf, so instead of reducing afterburner damage, upon a pyro igniting you, they are forced to play a game of league of legends. If they lose, they bleed for 8 seconds.
BUFFED!
My ears are bleeding from this video
I'm honestly glad the Southern Hospitality got nerfed, 8 seconds from 7 seconds of bleed is now much more manageable, it's lucky that engineer doesn't have any other close range attacking tools.
it took me a aecond to realize this isnt the original video
I haven't chuckled outloud due to a youtube video in a while this is perfect
The bleed is the most herrowrenching stat of this video
I love that my initial opinion of basically every rebalance being bleed is now super popular
2:00 he shouldve said buffed
those teleporter picks are huge
I REALLY hope that Grouch sees this.
1:12 scout having the nail gun is the funniest Easter egg I could imagine
I love tf2 bleed ytp!!!
this is only slightly less ridiculous than the actual video
I clicked this vid and just started flinching endlessly until i bled to dealth BUFFED
TRIPLE DAMAGE TO TELEPORTERS
*This feels like A YTP of an already existing video. Great job at editing in such A way*
i'm bleeding so hard at this video
im about to die of blood loss because of this video
this whole video added 132.5 seconds of bleed total