well, to be honest, you have to remember the time scissor head pulled oblivion on 21 survival ++ and that time john mimicked the hammer psycho in doctor noo, so this is rather mild.
You've grinded at this so much it feels like I'm watching a Groundshog Day kind of situation. Bomb here. Duck under this thing. Close this door. Turn around at this point... Incredibly smooth to watch. Thanks for putting in the 5-6 hours to actually achieve it.
I was just about to post a Groundhog Day reference because that’s exactly what this reminds me of. Bill Murray: car, kid, then swoops and takes the bag of money
Always happy when you upload ! I'm really glad there still are a couple of peeps on youtube who can be funny without the whole "screaming into the mic" thing
I remember your slow descent into madness in the stream I'm so happy you posted the death montage....now I can relive all of the glory from the stream. The deaths are so much funnier when they are all right next to each other ps. don't ditch the burner
Buckmenstaf The Weasel Me too see if he gets all SS ranks on Jacks birthday thats the fun part I have 1 world record on it. probably broken by now I did all SS ranks An the things u can unlock are cool
Buckmenstaf The Weasel I did even got video up. Jacks birthday had ton replay value a lot my times I could improves by 2 secs at least but I've moved on from re7 til the not a hero dlc
4:16 you could just feel the desk-slamming, throat-straining, seething-hatred-for-everything-that-exists scream boiling out of him lol i wonder who he killed off camera >.>
this game mode was insane. but its very inpressive to see you actualy do it. i love the death montage. most youtubers skip that to look more proffesional. my respect for ya john
Without watching the rest (yet) I'll just say the death montage was a beautiful thing. Seriously you're usually so calm it's amusing to see how much that turned you into a mad man. I've seen you get irritated before but I don't know that I've ever seen you truly freaking angry like that.
I spent two minutes trying to think of what to say because I saw this 10 minutes after you uploaded it. I don't know what compels people to get hype when they're early, but it's working. Now for a real comment, it was really fun watching the winning run from start to finish. I know you wont be doing this again but I do look forward to watching more people that know how to complete this, even speedrun it.
I'm really impressed you beat this and so quickly..Well, quickly being you were persistent enough to keep playing so quickly and got the video up of it the day after. Props to you, really. I like that you added a death montage. Nice to see some of the stuff you were dealing with up to that point.
Only part of the video I watch is the death montage & it cracks me tf up every time I watch it. I especially love the part where he takes his headset off & walks away from the live stream.
Lmao I've never seen that Marguerite animation where she opens the door and pokes her head in like "Hellooooooo...?" I didn't know that was a thing, it's kinda fantastic.
Just watched your old Façade couples therapy video, and a playlist of some of your other gameplays as well... oh my god, your videos will always keep me entertained, whether from two-three years ago or today.
Good thing I caught up with this stream. I'll never forget that moment when a Molded leaped in front of you in that small room while you were contemplating on how to deal with it on the spot. And of course, I'll never forget the 'ditch the burner' mini-meme either.
I watched the stream and I've never felt more tense (other than watching 21) You're my favourite youtuber and I'm so glad you managed to do it! The rage was worth it!
Amazing content and its 4 years on. Im a new fan of your videos, been watching for about a month but your humour is amazing. Gets me everytime. Keep up the good work, love all the weird indie titles too
As one of your number one fans, let me just say how fun it was to see your thought process in this playthrough. So fun to watch. I'm not done yet, but when you said GG i laughed XD. you rock!
So I had the burner that was full, magnum, shotty with 4 shots. I emptied everything into her, got her close to the turret. The turret emptied everything it had into her, she still didn't die. I ran off, figured I could use the bombs. While I was waiting by one of the bombs, I heard her trip one from afar. She came up to me, tripped the wire I was next to, boom, she died. I think that was my 3rd or 4th attempt fighting her.
if you speedrunned previous re you know you run faster with knife or nothing compare to guns so with big guns you re sometimes too slow to avoid the traps just a tip
I see you gots dem rage shakes boy, you gots dem bad! And i don't blame you. If it was me i'd be too mad after the first couple of tries tbh Thanks for playing this!
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"Go tell Aunt Rhody---"
John: *GaW nTYEAA uYAANT RYAAA---*
I cant believe it took me 3 years to found out what the song was saying 😂💀
@@Scarycute13 i think the song is CALLED go tell aunt Rhody so I am very confused on how it took you that long to find out
@@timothyt666 maybe because he only heard the song in the game?
@@spectr4lz22
Except, you know, the opening says it _VERY_ clearly?
@@spectr4lz22 when you don’t even bother to watch the opening of the fucking game 🤦♂️
00:00 hopeful John
12:43 battle-hardened John
LOL XD
3:37 "I'M SO UPSET"
Most polite anger I have ever seen.
^^^
well, to be honest, you have to remember the time scissor head pulled oblivion on 21 survival ++ and that time john mimicked the hammer psycho in doctor noo, so this is rather mild.
I laughed so hard.
Hahahaha
I couldn't believe this video is under 40 minutes....aaaaaand then I hit the death montage 😂😂
I love how mature and calm John is most of the time that when he does things like at 2:23 it throws me for a loop. I was laughing hella fuckin hard.
You've grinded at this so much it feels like I'm watching a Groundshog Day kind of situation. Bomb here. Duck under this thing. Close this door. Turn around at this point... Incredibly smooth to watch. Thanks for putting in the 5-6 hours to actually achieve it.
I was just about to post a Groundhog Day reference because that’s exactly what this reminds me of.
Bill Murray: car, kid, then swoops and takes the bag of money
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL AAAUUUUUUUUUUUNNNT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
ETHANS NEVER DIE.....FOR A PRICE.
Zachary Wilson YOU BEAT ME TO IT
AWW, SONOFABITCH
I wanted to say that!!
Zachary Wilson FUCK YEA
Hail Kekistan!
Zachary Wilson ETHAN NEVER DIES says mercy
the true meaning of game rage right here.
ya know what he should do now.... Knife only run XD
Vivil2 oh fuck id stab myself lmao
your reactions in the death montage are pure gold. whether it's the cold hard stare, or the "I'm so upset," they never cease to make me laugh
haha hahaha Can you have a little meter that measures your blood pressure during game play? lol
PowerJuiceIam Lol
PowerJuiceIam I bet it's fluctuating between stage 1 and stage 2 hypertension lol!
Always happy when you upload ! I'm really glad there still are a couple of peeps on youtube who can be funny without the whole "screaming into the mic" thing
Scut tum yeah, his humor is really dry and it makes you chuckle
yeah i hate those people
*Cough* H20Delirious *Cough*
A Grape Guy Who Loves Toast cough cough"The whole vanoss crew" cough
Did someone ring the memester
No man, H20
That rage is 100% genuine and awesome. Love seeing you suffer. Keep it up!
Omg John, lol. I'm so happy you uploaded this but I feel so badly for you. I think I can see your sanity slowly dissolving.
You can literally see the rage building.
I loved the rage at 4:20!!!😂🤣
Jessica Lei
He got no arms!
I feel so sorry for him, he just found a 4 star chest and got f- up from an armless mold
Ikr? I was in tears laughing at this during the stream. Chat freaking exploded when that went down!
Ahhhhh:if you know you know
Lol the death montages......he was raging....and I died😂
Your singing was beautiful John.
DITCH THE BURNER!!!!
Loved the stream. Love your videos.
P.S. don't actually ditch the burner.
😂😂
This is the only reason I delved into the comments this time around, thanks for not disappointing.
He really shoud've diched the burner tho lol
The mods killed me for that but it was awesome xD
Too bad the admins were banning everyone in site who started saying it.
I'm part of the banned crew!
You have much perseverance. Well done!
lol id walk away too if an armless guy beat me with the old " giraffe neck head spin of death"
#HeartsOutToJohn
Thank you so so much for all the patience and energy you put into this just to see this through. It's greatly appreciated, thank you once more!
Yoooooo. Really loving all the RE7 content.
Katie Kachu me too but after this there is only one thing left to play which I'm sad about
Lauren Bee just wait for the umbrella corp dlc
Your friendly neighbourhood Nazi did they mention when?
Lauren Bee yea. After you finish the game they show when. But i forgot
Your friendly neighbourhood Nazi Wasn't it in the spring?
I took a drink of whiskey everytime I heard "GO TELL AUNT RHODY" in the beginning. Ouch my liver
I remember your slow descent into madness in the stream I'm so happy you posted the death montage....now I can relive all of the glory from the stream. The deaths are so much funnier when they are all right next to each other
ps. don't ditch the burner
A man's descent straight into madness and despair.
Ethans are like Mortys.
Nothing.
Je-jeez Rick, give me a break. I got to work for a living too, you know?
**hands you kitkat**
2:23-2:32....omg this part made my day lol!! after the 2nd death i was already singing it then you finally did XD hahah
Yeah you shoulda ditched the burner man.
harley harding SaltyCritical
harley harding What I used to kill her in my 33 min playthrough an then 17 min completion the 2nd time
The death montage with the death music at the end every time Made me laugh my ass off
You survived finally..... But you were a different man after that...
John, I love how every death ends with you throwing your hands up...I'm so glad you did the death montage the way you did 👍
John must've done so many runs; he's got this thing down to an art.
Can't wait to see Jack's Birthday party on your channel...:D
Buckmenstaf The Weasel Me too see if he gets all SS ranks on Jacks birthday thats the fun part I have 1 world record on it. probably broken by now I did all SS ranks An the things u can unlock are cool
SHOCK WAVE
Hope you save an image of that as a world first thing
Buckmenstaf The Weasel I did even got video up. Jacks birthday had ton replay value a lot my times I could improves by 2 secs at least but I've moved on from re7 til the not a hero dlc
Yes I've been waiting to see you beat this since I caught your stream finally yesterday
Lauren Bee Now can he get all SS ranks on Jacks birthday lmaoo
that death montage gave me dark souls flash backs......
This looked brutal to the point of being cheap, 5 hours condensed into 40mins for us. I know this is old but CONGRATS!
John, I'm so sorry for laughing like crazy at the Death Montage you.
4:43😂😂 gets me every time
4:16 you could just feel the desk-slamming, throat-straining, seething-hatred-for-everything-that-exists scream boiling out of him lol
i wonder who he killed off camera >.>
Guys
Lol, my favorite line that anyone can say ever is "I didn't like this run anyway".
cg on clearing it
this game mode was insane.
but its very inpressive to see you actualy do it.
i love the death montage. most youtubers skip that to look more proffesional.
my respect for ya john
Without watching the rest (yet) I'll just say the death montage was a beautiful thing. Seriously you're usually so calm it's amusing to see how much that turned you into a mad man. I've seen you get irritated before but I don't know that I've ever seen you truly freaking angry like that.
Your reaction at 4:19 was genuinely funny. I spat my tea out 💁😪
I spent two minutes trying to think of what to say because I saw this 10 minutes after you uploaded it. I don't know what compels people to get hype when they're early, but it's working.
Now for a real comment, it was really fun watching the winning run from start to finish. I know you wont be doing this again but I do look forward to watching more people that know how to complete this, even speedrun it.
I think you need to get a T Shirt with "DITCH THE BURNER" up for sale. x
The fact that I just said one thing in caps, and suddenly became a meme is just the best thing.
~"DITCH THE BURNER" original dude
"They're all bombs!"
exactly a description of my vacation to Arabia :D
John clearly deserves more credit for this commitment!
hits different after RE8
While watching you play this I seriously just wanted to give you a hug.
Fuck yes John! That was badass. Great work. Are you the master of RE7? Your killing all the insane difficulty modes.
12:19 OMG THE DEATH MONTAGE IS STILL GOING ON 😂😂😂😂😂
That was crazy! I love how you were just so focused and serious on that last run! Bravo sir! Can't wait to see Jack's 55th Birthday and Night Terrors.
I'm really impressed you beat this and so quickly..Well, quickly being you were persistent enough to keep playing so quickly and got the video up of it the day after. Props to you, really. I like that you added a death montage. Nice to see some of the stuff you were dealing with up to that point.
Watching that Death Montage over and over and over....Laughed so hard but also felt so bad for you.
John still had a jump scare even after he knew she was going to come through the window lmao
Only part of the video I watch is the death montage & it cracks me tf up every time I watch it. I especially love the part where he takes his headset off & walks away from the live stream.
I really appreciated the death montage! It really put your frustration into perspective for me!
The death montage made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in weeks. But I cheered out loud when John finally completed this. Great job!
Lmao I've never seen that Marguerite animation where she opens the door and pokes her head in like "Hellooooooo...?" I didn't know that was a thing, it's kinda fantastic.
John, I knew you could do it. I can't wait to see the last part of the DLC. This series is one of my favorites on your channel.
"I played a little bit"
>Stream PTSD Flashes in front of John's eyes
Probably the most satisfying thing when you actually beat it, I was 2 days going hard before I got it.
I was feeling down today and needed a good laugh... Immediately thought of this video and had to watch it again lmfao.
I ' m s o u p s e t !
Just watched your old Façade couples therapy video, and a playlist of some of your other gameplays as well... oh my god, your videos will always keep me entertained, whether from two-three years ago or today.
I laughed so hard when john just walked off
Good thing I caught up with this stream. I'll never forget that moment when a Molded leaped in front of you in that small room while you were contemplating on how to deal with it on the spot.
And of course, I'll never forget the 'ditch the burner' mini-meme either.
I watched the stream and I've never felt more tense (other than watching 21) You're my favourite youtuber and I'm so glad you managed to do it! The rage was worth it!
Amazing content and its 4 years on. Im a new fan of your videos, been watching for about a month but your humour is amazing. Gets me everytime. Keep up the good work, love all the weird indie titles too
I saw all of these deaths in your stream
fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
I love how creative Capcom is being with the DLC. I can't wait for the Not a Hero DLC. It should be interesting.
Fucking awesome job. This is an excellent showcase of John Wolfe's greatest features. Impeccable resilience, and drive to pull through.
Just here watching old John playthroughs because no one I'm subbed to is really uploading anything interesting to watch.
THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING THIS
The death montage killed me 😂😂😂😂
Well it killed JOHN MORE
that death montage was hard to watch. i felt that rage quit in my soul. but you made this really fun to watch! thanks for playing
This game has been so savage to you. First that delicious moment on Survival+, now this
can't believe you beat her in only a few gunshots. so proud of you, john
Don't know why I just decided to watch this vid now when I've watched your RE 7 walkthrough like 3 times but this was awesome good job!
As one of your number one fans, let me just say how fun it was to see your thought process in this playthrough. So fun to watch. I'm not done yet, but when you said GG i laughed XD. you rock!
The Binding Of Ethan: AfterJack.
Well done man, I applaud your persistence, this shit would have broken me a long time ago
I am a bit late to the party, but I just want to say, I am SO glad, you showed the deaths in this video. :D
I lost it at 4:43 .... at my desk at work, no shame! 🤦🏼♂️ 😂😂😂
John Must Rage is what this was instead lol. Thanks for the montage and suffering, you’re amazing.
So I had the burner that was full, magnum, shotty with 4 shots. I emptied everything into her, got her close to the turret. The turret emptied everything it had into her, she still didn't die. I ran off, figured I could use the bombs. While I was waiting by one of the bombs, I heard her trip one from afar. She came up to me, tripped the wire I was next to, boom, she died.
I think that was my 3rd or 4th attempt fighting her.
I really wish I could LOVE this video, instead I gave it a like :) Amazingly well done, absolute hero!!! :D
wow, that was thrilling! I watched your stream last night after it was over so I know how much pain you suffered for this awesome result!!!
Everyone talking about this burner and I'm still giggling at his outburst at "Go tell aunt Rosey"
congrats man!! this why i keep looking at your channel, the chosen one (achivement unlocked!)
Still proud of you till this day John
The four explosive boxes is such a kick in the ass but it was hilarious, congrats on finally beating it though~
I was in the stream on Saturday on your 5th try!! Good job!!!
if you speedrunned previous re you know you run faster with knife or nothing compare to guns so with big guns you re sometimes too slow to avoid the traps just a tip
Love you john! Keep up the great work!
Your price for defeating this is the sheer amount of happiness and satisfaction that you get after completing it.
I see you gots dem rage shakes boy, you gots dem bad! And i don't blame you.
If it was me i'd be too mad after the first couple of tries tbh
Thanks for playing this!
Thank you John for uploading again 😁
I love how John added 'Death Montage' at the start of the video, just in case anyone reacts like in the old FNAF death montages. :p