Piranhaconda simply DEFIES All SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION
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In the Great State of Hawaii, a creature would exist that defies all known science. This animal, an unholy union of a Piranha and an Anaconda, would begin stalking the jungle after nearly 20 years of going dark. As a group attempts to survive, we have to ask ourselves, what the crap is this thing and how did it even form in the first place? Well, me being the ridiculous person that I am, will attempt to explain it.
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Stop promoting opera bro.
It's literally chinese spyware, please do research your sponsors.
Acheeto did a good video showing how bad opera is.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that April 1st 2022 Roanoke promised us a lore amd morphology video of Danny Devito and we haven't seen it since.
Are you kidding? It takes at least five years just to study that mythical beast!
Blackmailing someone with 2 year old twitter Posts... I dig it.
Never forget, never forgive. Always wait.
xD
You need to post this on every video..
It never even occurred to me that super low quality movies could be used to launder money.
Don't worry, that's the point.
Makes sense why we had so many megaladon vs whatever tf hybrid on that one channel
@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames You know what? That makes sense.
Taxes are based on the total profit of the studio iirc so every so often you'll get stuff like this where the whole point is to just lose money as a write-off, make yourself the director and hire a bunch of your friends for inflated contracts and it covers all your bases: the studio gets into a lower tax bracket and the actors get paid
That sums up Uwe Boll's entire career basically.
“ what does this thing eat to sustain itself?” Obviously hot women and two guys, roanoake, I’m following along
hot people?? good, i'm safe
31:50 holy hell, that guy has a LAW with an RPG round duct taped into it. That is peak engineering.
To be fair, Rambo II had a close up of Stallone pulling the trigger of a RPG-7 to fire the LAW rocket (which actually has a push button on top of the tube) that he was aiming at the Vietnamese bad guy's helicopter. So it's not just low-budget movies.
I thought so. Nice eye
no, I'm 100% sure that's a just a length of metal pipe with some plastic wire conduits glued to it and an rpg stuffed inside spray painted olive green. probably built it with leftovers from a home renovation
@@bradymenting5120 Jesus, if you're using RPGs for home renovations, you're either doing it really right or really wrong.
I love how the impenetrable jungles in uninhibited islands always have well maintained walking paths and manicured lawns.
Nature's just chill like that.
Its a miracle, right?
Tbh i would understand some non maintained paths as animals do have trails they follow but everything else is just funny
This kind of thinking bothers me. Why do we assume only HUMANS have interest in landscaping? Perhaps it is a well-hidden interest animals have and this is why it is only observed in remote, uninhabited areas.
@@saga2964 Satire?
Roanoke: "WTF is a Piranhaconda?!"
Me: "The Sharknado of creature-features"😂
Exactly what I thought. Sharknado just is 1 great movie series 🥰
More like a Neil Breen of creature features 😂
That would be sharktopus
@@johnaeryns5364 both the piranhaconda and sharkopus has me thinking "Ok who messed with mother nature and played god?"
@@vegetitesmith141 ze Germans lol
This Movie, Jurassic Park, Tropic Thunder, Jumanji, Hobbs and Shaw, King Kong, Jungle Cruise, and a whole bunch of other Hollywood Movies that needs Tropic/Jungle filming were shot here on the Island of Kauai. I recognize almost all of the locations in this Movie and it’s funny because the “deep in the Jungle” scenes are almost off the side of the road or in the Garden Area at the Hotel they were probably staying at. 😂
It also appears in the movies, “Supergator” and “Dinocroc vs Supergator” with all its familiar landmarks and scenarios.
"They come across something they have never seen before, a black Jeep." My sides😂
I don't get it :(
Now that you mention it. Every jeep I've seen in the last year have been white or blue
I'll admit all the gladiators I've seen have been black but besides that literally only pink and white jeeps in my area
“The beatings will continue until moral improves”
What a quote😂
It's an old quote, sir, but it checks out.
*morale*
I have a plaque of that quote in my room
An oldie, but goodie.
Max0r.
Oh you haven't even begun to dig into Sharktopus franchise.
Sharktopus vs Whalewolf is amazing 🥰
@@avarion9538
Pterracuda >>>
Dude the Chinese remade it in 2023, those movies are bat shit insane.
@@avarion9538Oh god I didn't know about that one. I had to look it up cause surely that's a made up one lol.
@@TitanosaurusFan75I MUST WATCH THIS NOW!
5:25 this guy somehow survived being eaten by a piranhaconda, became a special force soldier, just to be killed by Sharktopus's spawn.
Ain't that interesting.
I don't know what about you, but Piranhaconda will always hold a special place in my heart. I don't know why, but a simple story about humans running away and trying to survive a big monster trying to eat them, beat him, only to realize theres more of them is just so indearing.
By the way, Roanoke, congrats on 1 million subscribers! I suggest you review Sharktopus next!
I hope Roanoke keeps looking through the Pandora's Box of batshit insane Syfy original creature features. Kid me LOVED the monsters and i would watch these dumb movies every weekend.
Syfy originals came in clutch
They are absolutely fantastic in the worst way.
I hope he looks into Lavalantula
He needs to do sharktopus
Yo same, ones I watch from time to time still is Abominable and Ice Spiders. Dinogator was also a superior in Hawaii movie. Frankenfish was hilarious to return to as an adult too.
My god those movies were great😂😂😂 loved watching them growing up
Roanoke has truly lost control of his mind, based off the beginning alone
That’s just how most of us in science end up 😂
Madness goes hand in hand with genius.
Yep
It’s oddly satisfying.
I will always remember Pirannaconda.
Me and a friend were watching the part when I think the ship exploded and one guy got hit (probably from shrapnel).
I shouted "DID THE EXPLOSION JUST SHOOT HIM?!" and one of the longest I'm jokes were ever spawned for my friend group.
Michael Bay presents his newest Super Hero: GUNSLPOSION
28:08 milksnake and coral snake. I appreciate the mention of mimicry, mostly because I find milksneks to be some of the most adorable danger noodles
At least the Milksnake has a successful Hollywood career.
If the script calls for a Coral snake, just use a Milksnake instead!
Its official, hes lost it. Roanoke has entered his feral era and im here for it
You see, Roanoke, when a tiny little boy fish and a gargantuan girl snake love each other very much…
I breed snakes for a living and typically the females are much larger than the males.....I think they all adorable though.
@@LiterallyAWesternHognose it's funny. Constrictors always look like they got a smile, while inlapids just look perpetually pissed off. And Vipers... are well Vipers.
@@KillerChrono666 Haven't had much experience with Vipers but yeah it is kinda neat
@LiterallyAWesternHognose yep. Still prefer the smile of a crocodinian, though.
Desert rainfrogs look like judgemental potatoes 😂
"You are passing on genetic 'me' Meiosis." That's so dorky and now it's gonna be stuck in my head.
This whole video made me think of Roanoke being like Charlie Day in Pacific Rim and explaining the kaiju with the wall of string
I grew up in Hawaii (Oahu). The north side is way less populated but is not "uninhabited". Kualoa Ranch was used for Jurassic Park and is a pretty rural area. Fun fact, Adam Sandler also filmed parts of 50 First Dates at Kualoa Ranch. What a coincidence you mentioned him. haha
I was just about to comment this!
It's a really pretty part of the island
Unhinged Roanoke is officially my new spirit animal
Did anyone else notice that blonde victim #6 with the pellet dispenser is Stacy's mom?
Coral snake & milk snake. Among others I believe, but those are usually the two compared. There's flies that mimic bees/wasps too I think.
And Mr Pink is the professor Michael Madasen
And Rachel Hunter was a huge sex symbol in the 80s and 90s
On the subject of hybrid animals have you heard of the Grolar Bear, also known as Pizzly Bear. They are a hybrid bear between Polar Bears and Grizzly Bears. They are able to have cubs of their own.
That doesnt need to be a thing, both of those are already big and apex in their own right
@@notrelatedtobacon1282 I understand what you're saying, but it's happening the wild.
I remember a documentary on Doscovery about that years ago. On that they named it a Polar Grizz...a much better name to me than anything else "Pizzley Bear" to me is too close to being a pee bear and "Grolar bear" is just meh to me lol.
Roanoke: Piranhaconda bad
Internet: B L A S P H E M Y
Nah it is Heresy!
Much like the Church, we're not saying they're actually wrong, just blasphemous
The "rocket launcher" was a LAW tube with an RPG-7 rocket stuffed into the end of it. Absolutely atrocious. Probably their most expensive prop weapon too though, since everything else is black sprayed beginner level airsoft shit from Walmart.
i came looking for this. i knew it didn't look right! lmao
Oh I can't wait to get to this part so I can die from pulling my diaphragm muscle from laughter.
Even worse. It's not a real LAW seeing as they're single use. Looks like a bit of PVC pipe like a potato cannon (see threaded end cap) and more aluminum riveted to the top with a milled chunk of it pretending to be an RPG-7 projectile. What prop department? All the money went to the strippers. Cash.
I dunno, it looked pretty convincing when they were shaking their guns to simulate automatic fire. I was in the military and they taught us always to shake it and go PEW PEW PEW
@@DeusExHackina did they teach you to aim for the pelvic bowl?
That clip of the kid dancing at a rave with a bunch of adults is such a trip of a clip. You can tell it's a older clip, the kid seems wise beyond his yrs. How was he allowed to dance at a rave with adults? I have so many questions
Kidnapper (calls movie studio): We have your director and star.
Studio Executive: Okay. We're insured.
Kidnapper: What!?
Executive: We're insured bro. You can do whatever you want, we don't care.
Kidnapper: Sonova..!
Roanoke is starting to turn into Cartman. "I don't make the rules. I just think them up and write them down".
As someone who lives in Hawaii we don't need crack in our water supply we already got jet fuel in it
Brah...
@@kyuken893 Adds that tangy zip doesn't it
Is that how surfers go so fast?
@@hukaman88is the north side of the island uninhabited ??
@@danevertt3210Which island? I can tell you most of the populated islands are inhabited on all sides.
I would like to congratulate roanoke (more likely his editor) for using the derpiest photo of a liger in existence to show us what they are. ..
I love your editing dude, it's hilariously placed! Congrats on 1mil by the way!
They clearly did the fusion dance....
So the only evolutionary trait that was actually adapted was a pair of index fingers so as to do the dance? That actually makes more sense then anything that was in this movie.
They just needed a reason to fuse!
NANOMACHINES SON! THEY FUZE ANDACONDAS WITH PIRANAS!
Roanoke: "what is it even eating to get this big in the first place."
Me: "Hot people. Are you even watching the movie?"
Tourists, so it makes sense that it takes up residence in Hawai’i!
People that are doing their best hot person impression more like it.
Indeed. Most of Hawaii's native terrestrial megafauna has been extinct for centuries, leaving the largest animals being dogs and domesticated livestock. Nothing smaller than a pig or sheep would even show up on that thing's radar as viable prey. Either that thing was picking off tourists to what is clearly a scenic waterfall, or it was preying on herds from a nearby ranch, both of which would attract a lot of unwanted attention/animal control/force multipliers very quickly.
I love the “I got a name ya know” from the editor 😂
YES. Holy shit please more sir. It's felt like coming home to your videos because your energy hits straight to the heart and brain. Even more so when you cover old movies I watched as a kid
Now I want to make a super serious, high budget version of this movie, where the Piranahaconda's origin is something more believable; like a mad scientist playing with CRSPR, or native witch doctor-mages calling forth a spirit beast.
Yeah, honestly, with a better budget and a tiny bit of tweaking, a lot of bad movies would be great. But then we wouldn't get the stupidity and hilarity that are these movies.
Yeah if they make a sequel I want a god damn good explanation how this hybrid between snake and piranha to me this hybrid mix is impossible thank you Roanoke gaming for my sake
@@jimmytuplano3843 A bizarre lineage of snakes that evolved hyper-carnivore features that only LOOK like they have piranha heads would be somewhat believable. Just have them be exposed to mega-steroids to explain why they're the size of trains.
Now.. Release the SHARKTOPUS!!!!!DO IT.
dont forget the whalewolf
@@NoahGooder And Pteracuda
This was a great video, and your derisive misery throughout only added to the experience 🤣, if you ever take requests, I’d love to see if you could find a scientific possibility, however far-fetched, behind the potion from Death Becomes Her that keeps people alive even after suffering fatal injuries. Glad you exist, thanks for keeping us entertained, and have a good day!
nah the "are you on crack" line was probably a genuine reaction to reading the script that they left in the movie.
I swear that Sci-fi original movies are just… really weird fever dreams. A great way to turn off the brain but the creation of the fever dreams of many people
well that and in some cases someones barely hidden fetish.
@@NoahGooder oh definitely. Me and some friends have a drinking game called “spot the writer’s barely hidden fetish!”
Fever dreams or the result of a large pile of cocaine...
i remember when we use to get somewhat decent made creature feature films on sci-fi back in the early 2000s miss the good ole days of the creature feature times
Michael Mardasen and Rachel Hunter played in alot of these movies
Now we're getting into the cursed movies, what a time to be watching Roanoke
you mean the sacred cursed movies.
This is nostalgic for me
"How is Piranhaconda?" and "Why is Piranhaconda?" are questions I never thought I would ask myself.
If roanoke is truly diving into the rabbit hole that is pre-Drama series SyFy, i am HERE for it. These movies made up a huge chunk of my teen years and i still love watching them. Classic B and C list fun.
Nothing can beat the masterpiece that is Sharknado.
I agree. I liked the 2nd the most 🥰
One word: velocipastor
Sharktopus is waving it's tentacle saying hi..LOL
Whalewolf, a creature created by a German geneticist trying to breed a master race.
I shit you not.
sadly the entire syfy catalog has you beat plus it came out first.
This feels like a movie I would watch as a child, I was really obsessed with these big snakes or crocodile movies
Dinocroc!
And shark movies
I was the same kid as you, but luckily for me, I managed to watch Piranhaconda, the kid me would highly recommend this movie to you cos I had quite a blast watching this movie as a kid, the Piranhaconda really was a force to be reckoned with
Same here. I grew up loving B-rated scifi movies. Still do.
@@kyze8284that was a good one.
Love this channel man, congrats on 1m subs! That's huge!
I was so glad to see that you made a video about this because this has always been one of my favorite bad movies.
Now you should do Lavalantula
Roanoke and Dead Meat. The collab we deserve.
Also thanks for making me look up the imdb to see if it was actually Lisa Ann. -_-
I did too 😂
Same! Still cute actress though.
I was just mentioning Velocipastor to a buddy at work this morning. It's so crazy that this video was uploaded hours after.
I'll do you one better...I was watching it when this video got uploaded, spooky
"VFX: car on fire" is probably the least strange part of Velocipastor. And yes, it's probably a money laundering scheme, but a priest who turns into a dinosaur teaming up with a proz to bring down a criminal organisation is by far the best "bad" story I've ever heard of.
"everyone's favorite nightmare fuel" proceeds to show a funky little guy going :y
"thats the beach the youngling was eaten" the girl with the compies? didnt she survive in the movie, just off screne? i dont recall if she did in the book though (i think that scene was in the first book)
I politely request a an Anaconda video because this and Lake Placid have reminded me of that 90’s gem
That intro was too real, I feel you bud 🤣
The image your editor used for a liger was actually Kenny the white tiger who was born with a facial deformity, among other things that are common with white tigers such as hearing and vision problems
Thank you Papa Roanoke!
I love these kinds of movies lol. Great memories watching movies like this as a kid with cousins and stuff.
I'd love to see your reaction to and speculation on Dinocroc Vs Supergator.
I'm pretty sure they filmed that movie in the same place they filmed this one lmao. Some of the background areas look identical
Well now that more of these type of movies are being covered. Well Mr. Roanoke, allow me to make a few suggestions. *Inserted evil laughter*
1: Sharktopus
2: Two-headed shark
3: Three-headed shark
4: Four-headed through five headed shark
5: Multi-headed shark vs Sharktopus!
6: Dinocroc
7: Frakenfish
Choose wisely Mr. Roanoke, there are ALWAYS more terrible movies to suggest!
I had forgotten about the several headed shark movies...
There are also many new creature feature Chinese movies in which the whole ecosystem is so murderous, you have to really wonder how they survive in a remote island (it's always an island) bereft of humans to eat.
Multiheaded shark vs sharktopus isn't a thing but sharktopus did fight pteracuda and whale wolf
@@jameswilliams2075 well it will be shortly! Lol
you forgot whalewolf
@@NoahGooder the comment prior to mine reminded me of that chef's kiss of cinema!
Oh I hope you keep going with these
You have stuff like Dinocroc (or Dinocorc as its sometimes called on packaging), Supergator, Dinoshark, Sharktopus, Super Shark, Mega Piranha, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Dragon Wasps, etc
These films are batshit crazy and if papa Roanoke can explain em it'll be a christmas mackerel
You also mention the python vs gator thing going on in Florida. There's even a movie kinda about that called Mega Python vs Gatorioid. Which has so much weird stuff. But basically it has gators and pythons both growing way too big by being fed...steroids and startijg a genetic race. Yeah you'd have a field day with that.
Dragon Wasps?? How have I not seen this XD Reminds me of a movie that had Lance Henrikson in it about giant hornets that infested a mansion hosting a wedding. It was actually a pretty fire movie.
@@rpNerd I recall that movie. I think it was called Stung
@@FrostGhidorahEX yes I think that's it!! Wild low budget movie, but a very fun watch!
When you get to Sharktopus vs Whalewolf....then you have my permission to lose it.
"we watch a seagull eat a crab for some reason"
its the best performance of the movie.
The TF2 Engineer reference at the beginning was golden… keep up the good work Roa
I actually vaguely remember choosing this movie as a kid for movie night instead of Constantine. Kid me liked the concept of snakes more than a demon hunter guy, apparently.
its honestly not a bad movie if you can get drunk.
@@NoahGooder Got it, get drunk as a kid and watch Constantine, I'll report back...
@@NoahGooder I mean...by that logic no movie is bad if you get drunk enough ,turn the lights off and eat a brick 😅
Was totally doing chores while watching this. Thank you Roanoke
this movie gave me actual PTSD, the final scene terrified me as a kid and I've never been able to look at snakes the same. the SyFy channel had me in a chokehold up to about 2014/15
9:25 “the guy from earlier climbs into a dump truck”
Roanoke, talking about himself when asked to describe what it was like reviewing this movie 😂
I loved the Dead Meat callout and now I need to see James have to talk about this too
Sharktopus and Camel Spiders needs to be explained next. There is a whole world of unhinged 2 am Sci-Fi films to review.
I legit just watched this on Amazon Video. I can only take this to assume the universe is telling me to go rewatch older videos. Love the video, and keep being my favorite science channel.
The “I’m doing my part” bit killed me
Welp, now you NEED to do sharktopus
and whalewolf
Pteracuda...and just generally every creature feature insanity'd into existence by The Asylum.
i'm not even ten minutes in and spat my toothpaste all over the bathroom while crying laughing. well done
I LOVE THE DEAD MEAT REFERENCE!! James n Roanoke collab would be hilarious
In the 4-wheeler scene, they forgot to animate the snake for some reason (probably couldn't spare the budget) and it was supposed to be a chase scene with all the looking back and side to side movements. One of my favorite shit movies and I've been loving it for years
Please do Sharktopus as well lmao
and the creatures it fights
Yes! This leads to Whalewolf & Pteracuda explained.
Agree❀
We need Sharktopus Vs Piranhaconda 😂😂😂
Yes!
@16:18 i died. That joke was amazing 😂😂😂
You're playing a very dangerous game at 23:30 Roanoke, the group you're poking fun at has essentially sleeper agents everywhere
I still remember the other other OTHER pihrana-themed Sci-Fi/SyFy horror B-movie, that used two Nerf Longshot CS-6's painted black but with a still perfectly legible Nerf logo on 'em (one whole, the other split in half to make them look different). I think it was about giant ocean-going pihranas, but really all I remember about it is how much it made me miss my favorite Nerf blaster that got stolen ages ago. Thing shot further than any nerf blaster I have had since and its three-in-one nature was just neat.
Life is just one long Piranhaconda film.
The Pirahanaconda attacks so fast it vaporizes its victims into red mist
GOD.
This is the start of the Asylum monsters...
I'M ALL FOR IT.
Big sigh - this is supposed to take place in Hawaii? We can't ever catch a break lol. I just started the video and already sad - how the heck do an anaconda and piranha even get to Hawaii much less combine into that thing? Love your stuff brother
simple: syfy original movie and possibly a whole bunch of drugs and some porn.
Hey Roanoke just imagine a Anglerfish-conda!!!
Or maybe a shanglerfish, shark anglerfish, wait that probably exists already
@@nenwar3454I think thats just called a goblin shark...
@@nenwar3454shanglerfish..,,
I love your energy in this video, it’s the same energy I had when I watched this video a long time ago. Such a crazy movie
“The beatings will continue until moral improves.” Wasn’t that a quote on the back of a salty dog cafe shirt? God I never get tired of how similar we are 😂
Sounds like a classy, well thought out, scientifically accurate movie.
Can we get a velocipastor video please
Aaah, memories. When my nephew was a toddler he was left at my parents for babysitting. Dad and I were watching Piranaconda that day and all was fine. Until she got home and we went out to greet her. We were standing around in the driveway talking when my nephew finds the longest worm. He runs to his mom trying to climb her legs yelling “mama up, up piranaconda!!” She immediately shoots us a glare and we can only crack up😂
-From what I can remember, the naming convention for hybrids is who the male parent and who the female parent was. So a liger is a female lion and a male tiger. A tigon is a female tiger and a male lion.
Thanks for adding to my work list! When I’m working I have your vids playing 😊
I LAUGHED THE MOMENT I SAW THIS ON MY PHONE NOTIFICATION
Hearing Roanoke going insane over the biology of this thing has been the highlight of this month.
"I turned on the radio. She turned it off."
Oh you REALLY messed up my guy
Ahh, bringing back down memory lane with these B movies. Used to always tune these typa movies on because of how dumb fun they are. 🌹
Requesting a breakdown of the creature from Sea Beast again.
I would love to see what a sharper mind than mine could deduce based on it having a bunch of adaptations that serve no purpose whatsoever in the water.
Also the entire movie has been uploaded on TH-cam and nobody seems to care, so access to it is easier than most.
Thanks for the content as always, Roanoke! Hopefully you’re having a good week!
Roanoke your stellar commentary makes my hour commutes worth it
It will never cease to tickle me when I see a Kung power reference in roanoke's videos
@ 16:04. Idk if anyone else caught it but man's is holding an airsoft pellet dispenser with a black painted over barrel. Gotta love movies props for movies within a movie 🙃
Not the silent ride to Birmingham, that strip through Montgomery is already bad enough when it's not quiet 😬
Lovin these Roanoke!!! Please do the mini series Creature. It was on sci fi back in the day and is right up you alley!!