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I'm pretty sure you could just put the whole thing up on rumble without all of the age restriction censorship if you do decide to take up rumble I will happily follow
You know that game is a casino disguised as a mobile game, so why? as a self proclaimed scientist *would you peddle such malarkey? If you were trying to break character, why not just tell a obvious lie?
I remember a couple of years ago during autumn (In Finland) my father told me how he had looked out the window and saw couple of birds just lying next to an apple ( My father has always feed the birds, rabbits and such by throwing them slightly old apples and other fruits and vegetables) He was looking at those two birds and told my mom "come look, I think there is something wrong with those birds" they kept watching them and just before my father was about to go out to see if they were okay, they kind of stood up, looked dazed and flew off. My father came to the conclusion that those two birds were just drunk 😭🤣
@@NickAsNickNameslow claps* Good job, dingus. That's what they said. They got drunk off the alcohol produced by the bacteria that was breaking down the apple. (Not trying to be rude, mostly joking)
Squirrels can be caught staggering around drunk after eating those fermented apples. They enjoy it and my cat is a cat nip crack head. 😂 I didn't know birds done it too. I feed the birds outside and now I want to watch them.
@@Echo_the_half_glitch 😂 I was like him when I seen the drunk squirrels eating nasty looking apples. I wasn't a smart cookie and it took me a moment to come to the conclusion of alcohol. I thought I was looking at a rabid squirrel 😗....staggering and falling and not biting or going nuts.
While I don’t disagree and most likely we’ll only be seeing remakes of movies set to woke ideals it’s only March and they tend to drop better movies August to November! We can have some hope I think this year
I swear someone at TH-cam has it out for Roanoke. I watch so many channels that don’t have to walk on eggs shells like him. They say all the words that Roanoke avoids yet they stay monetized.
It reminds me of Shawn Woods and how he got the demonetization hammer of TH-cam while more brutal channels showcasing cruel or brutal vermin traps somehow don't get demonetized.
Well youtube is kind of weird when it comes to science type channels and it may also just be that Roanoke simply wants no smoke and tries to avoid the problem to begin with
It's the same for comments. I can't say a plethora of completely normal words but others can. If I do my comment is deleted by bots within around 30 seconds. Very likely because I watch and discuss a lot of history and firearms content.
There is a local story of a woman who found a moose in her backgarden acting strange, so she called animal controll and they asked if she had a apple tree and she said yes. Turns out the moose ate the fermented apples and was drunk off its ass for fun.
@@dragonllig790 Yeah if drunk you better hope its drunk enough it cant stand up, since Moose already are alot more dangerous than wolves and bears. But drunk chances are they are also alot more agressive.
In actuality the bear made it like 100ft from the bag it tore open and stuck its nose in... I like to think this movie is the hallucination the bear had during the best/last 60 seconds of it's life....
I was talking about this the other day, but I still think it's so funny they made an entire feature length movie out of what ultimately was one tumblr post about it.
I was a kid who was actually affected by the D.A.R.E. ads and anti-drug type PSAs. But the thing that literally made me convinced to never do hard drugs was the scene in Forest Gump when "Free Bird" plays, and Jenny almost jumps off a building. When she come out of it, her reaction was pretty visceral to child-me. That scene has always stuck with me, especially when I was in a similar state of mind (at 13) and just kept convincing myself not to go out like that.
I didn't see those ads specifically, but my high school had a ton of anti drug and anti smoking/vaping ads, and even though I have still never smoked or done any drugs whatsoever, those actually tempted me to try more than anything else. Thankfully, for once, it actually was a good thing my dad is a stoner because I had a constant reminder of what would happen if I start smoking pot
I feel like anti drug ads would be more effective if they just showed real footage of people dying from the drug or being hospitalized. Give them the real unnerving truth that makes them think twice, I know watching my mom spiral from alcohol and meth has kept me far away from both.
The African fruit you mentioned is called the Marula fruit, and it is true that animals truly do enjoy eating the fermenting fruit, especially the elephants
@@TyrannosaurusRex19935 Yeah, except they're just not aggressive, trust me, I live in South Africa, so I've seen it few times when we went out to visit the national parks in the summer time
Based on true event: A bear ended up getting 85 lbs. of cocaine in his body, ran 100 yards and died of an overdose. (That after a guy had to throw all of his load out of the plane.) I just saw the story yesterday. The real one. The stuffed bear is still kept somewhere, can't remember.
This movie was amazing, I loved every second of it. Rest in peace Ray Liotta. "Science back in the day was dicey at best, look at the demon core" Made me choke on my smoothie with that one Roanoke. I did one of my high school essays on the demon core.
Both my parents were druggies, and one of the first things I tell my doctors is that fact. It gives them a heads up that I will have a low addiction tolerance and it actually gets them talking to me. You'd think that wouldn't be something you need to worry about but doctors see how many people everyday? Even the local small town doctor is going to have issues connecting with his client sometimes. I tore a muscle in my shoulder and they tried to give me a non addictive pain med, I think it started with a P? Anywho I was on it for 2 days before I went back and asked for Motrin. It made me loopy and anything that takes away from me controlling my body makes me anxious. I hurt as Motrin only took the edge off, but it was loads better then how I and my body was dealing with the other medication. Sometimes you need to make sure your doctors are listening.
I feel you. I am crazily sensitive to developing allergies to antibiotics. Like I can take an antibiotic once and then a few years later take it again and break out in major hives or have a reaction to a related antibiotic. It’s really annoying when every single doctor insists on giving like 5 antibiotics for a likely viral respiratory infection… or ask what antibiotics I can take- it’s gotten to the point to where I tell them to look at the list of antibiotic allergies and consult a pharmacist. My current doctor just tells me to take an antihistamine like Benadryl 30mins before any dose of antibiotic.
So my brother and I took his 12 y/o stepson and 2 of his friends to see this movie and holy hell was it crazy, especially seeing as were from Georgia and live somewhat close to where this happened. And for those concerned a) the boys asked to see the movie b) they all had a great time c) they got a good example of why not to do drugs and a drug talk
I remember the cocaine bear being a meme, even tho it's a real thing that happened, cuz they found the bear dead and overdosed in the woods. Absolute madlad, I wish I go out the same way. But I back on topic. The fact that someone decided to make a movie about it, overwhelms me with joy.
Its not a pretty sight, ODing on cocaine. A buddy of mine in the 80s had a raging habit and would inject it, he'd od once a month or more. First he'd stiffen up like concrete then shake for a few seconds as his eyes rolled back, froth would start pouring out of his mouth and then he'd fall to the ground convulsing and frothing at the mouth. First couple times it freaked me out bigtime but when it didn't kill him and he kept doing it, I suppose anything can become normal. He'd pull out of it after about four or five minutes and would be injecting another hit 20 minutes later and be like "dude, you want some"? Me, Uh, no. I'll stick to coffee, energy drinks, and psychoactives, thanks.. He did eventually die from it, not ODing, but from a blood infection from all the damage he'd done to his veins which is not pretty to watch either.
I unfortunately had the opposite experience. I wanted to like it, but to me it felt like it wasn’t sure if it wanted to be a comedy or a horror flick and it didn’t do a good job of walking the line between. I do feel it would’ve been a lot better if it committed more one way or the other.
20:04 If you do get shot in the gut, try and apply a pressure wrap to the wound, with direct pressure applied for 3 minutes: hemostatic dressing works best, gauze if not, and clothes as last resort. Do the same for the exit wound, unless its a chest wound, NEVER pack a chest wound; a chest seal works best, but if one is not available, pressure wrap as well. This obviously won't save you right away, but it can help some, until you're able to get to a hospital. EDIT: Edited comment for gutshots, as I stopped and questioned my own advice, and realized how wrong it was. My apologies, and please advise for any other discrepancies.
@@KyloB You don't pack chest wounds because the packing can remove the "lubrication" required for the heart and lungs to function properly, causing more damage, and possibly to fail faster.
24:30 my grandpa was opioid addicted for 5+ years and the best thing he did was come off of them. His pain has actually decreased from not being addicted. It was changed his personality big time when he was on them but he’s back to himself. Love him 💕
It's absolutely crazy what opioids can do to people. They're a necessary evil for surgeries and severe illnesses, but they're so dangerous. Glad your grandfather recovered though, it's always great to hear about someone turning their life around :))
so reality is what I expected. The bear found mystery white power, ate/sniffed a little, and then went nuts on it until its heart exploded and died on the spot.
You reminded me of a video of a squirrel that got drunk from eating a jack o lantern that had fermented, I laughed so hard at that squirrel trying to climb a tree and repeatedly losing its grip on 3 of its feet and swinging around to be facing the ground but nowadays I realize how horrible that squirrel must have felt after it recovered. I got drunk for the first time this past New Year’s Eve and I HATED IT! Edit: hit post and immediately realized I forgot to add that I didn’t even realize I was drunk until I mentioned feeling a bit dizzy in Twitch chat and the streamer said “sounds like you are drunk” I hated both being drunk and how horrible I felt the following day
I had an old friend from the rave scene that was a few years older than me, he had to have an entire septum/nostril/nasal passage reconstruction series of surgeries done because he did cocaine almost every day for 15-20 years or something like that. You think that'd be something that would make him get clean. But he just kept going, and ended up getting some bad stuff that had fentinyl in it for some reason a couple years ago and overdosed.
I bet the U.S. govt. is lacing stuff with fentanyl on purpose, just like they deliberately poisoned alcohol during prohibition. They say it's the drug makers and dealers cutting their stuff with cheaper and stronger stuff, but what kind of person deliberately kills their customers?
12:36 "We never get grabbed by our specimens" If things go right... There’s probably at least one video on this channel where things go wrong though...
For a story about a true anecdotal side note about a bear finding bricks of cocaine and flat out dying after eating it to a hilarious Reddit meme from a few years ago I thought the movie did pretty good. There were some obvious places where they could have made it more comical but overall it was entertaining. Certainly wasn't worth a trip to the theater though. Also, I love it that the kid is named Henry that name must be getting popular lately cuz I'm seeing it pop up more and more.
I don't know much about Cocaine Bear, but I was mugged a few years back by Meth Bear. I could have been seriously hurt. Fortunately, being gummed by a whack-job bear rarely causes punctures to the skin.
Your criticism of Stash being cold could be from him slightly detoxing from the cocaine. As a former user, your high lasts about 15 minutes before dope sickness (like symptoms) starts kicking in 👌
We have chokecherry trees that when the fruit freezes overnight and then thaws out the juice inside ferments slightly. Afternoons are usually full of birds falling off branches and flying into the sides of houses.
You did a fantastic job on the writing of this video by far my favorite puns was the adolescent bear parties puns. Funny stuff anyways great job also on explaining what the white horse does to the body. Thank you for taking your time on this one.
Anyone remember when these types of movie auto released to dvd or tape and could be found in just about any video store? That's how I found Grizzly and zombie beavers.
Bruh I almost died laughing when he said the black bears are basically raccoons. All I gotta say is damn right because them boys are some raccoons on P.E.D'S because they will violate your whole existence if you give them a reason. Also, remember kids, when facing bears, if it's black, fight back, if it's brown Best hug the ground, and if it's white like nose powder it's about to be your final hour
I’m curious what Roanoake’s take would be on the mutations seen by the bear monsters of Omen. That, and the commentary on the movie itself would be a blast no doubt.
I'm SO GLAD you mentioned the part at 24:18, the other day I was suffering a bad toothache so I took a pain pill but it wasn't kicking in so I took another after a little bit, a few hours later I took like 2 or 3 more over time since I thought it was wearing off, and hours after that I could feel and taste the medicine in my system and I hated it since it started to mess with my stomach and my acid reflux issues, so I began to drink some milk and proceeded to force myself to throw up like twice to get it out of my system naturally and it worked. Definitely made me mentally discouraged from taking those again, though I did take only 1 a few days ago since then for the same issue and it seemed to do it's job at least, but I've started to naturally grow anxious about taking anymore of those.
They've got some otc stuff at Walmart that taste bad, but works really well to numb it. Unfortunately it's hard to keep it just on the area and anywhere else it gets is gonna go numb too. 😂
I live in Tennessee, and ive never heard of this story before. And about the animals love partying, my dog got out of the vets last night bc we had to get her fixed. High on painkillers and smiling like a jester😊
fun fact, there is a similar phenomenon going on at a Russian nature preserve. jet fuel for the helicopters is just left out, and the bears got into the barrels, where they huff the fumes until they pass out, and they've started teaching the other bears about it. the staff don't know what to do about it because they understandably don't want to take away the fuel barrels and be in such an isolated location with a bunch of bears going through withdrawal. If it's not Georgia/Florida, it's Russia.
I am so happy that when this video was uploaded this channel had less than a hundred thousand subscribers and fast forward three months it's now up to 873 thousand! Honestly it astonishes me how this channel hasn't reached its first million yet. Really enjoy your videos, the analysis, you make the biochemistry easy to follow and understand. Keep up the great work!!!
You were right on about the paramedic by the way. The actor's name is Scott Seiss and he is indeed the content creator that does the "Angry Retail Guy" sketches.
@Roanoke Gaming I'm from Southcentral Alaska, so we don't really have to worry about them so much, but I have done some work in Utqiagvik and most people don't lock their doors incase someone's in trouble or sees a polar bear. One of my buddies there showed me a video of a polar bear standing up and looking right inside his school bus one day. He was looking at those kids like a cat does to a can of tuna.
i think the sad part is the babies probably dropped dead first since they havent fully developed a stronger immune system and are much smaller compared to their mother
The fruit you're thinking of in the beginning of the video is Marula fruit. There's a phenomenal cream liquor called Amarula, made from this same fruit. It has an elephant on the bottle, because that's how they know when the fruit is ready to he harvested. I 100% recommend buying a bottle and trying it out
I can totally see why this was one of the top movies this weekend this is absolutely insane & frickin hysterical! I really wanna see this now, thanks buddy. 🤣
I have a cherry tree next to my coop, I feed my chickens cherries and they really love em, but one time when I I didn’t let them out because I was expanding their outer area, I saw a squirrel eating some fermented ones. The thing kept jumping in place trying to climb the tree and walked like a crab. It was extremely funny
I was in the D.A.R.E. Generation and I clearly remember the police coming to school with a shadow board with every kind of illicit drug you can think of inside. Piquing our curiosity and making sure we could identify the substances too 😂
South African here - The fruit is called Marula, and animals get shit faced in huge interspecies groups. We also make an amazing drink from it called Amarula
One of my favoritest quotes about the whole anti-drugs movement is "I'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs" I don't remember where I saw it from but man it's just great lol
Based on historic data for the area (which was Louisville TN and Atlanta Georgia as I couldnt find closer), the weather on Sept 12, 1985 was likely somewhere in the mid-60's to low/mid 70's with a constant 10 MPH wind from the NE that day. So while not cold, a claim could be made by some that it is chilly.
Hey man I just wanted to say I love hearing you tell your stories and jokes. Seeing you put more of your personality into your videos just puts a smile on my face.
1:23 Did you just say we can bear-ly handle our own?😏 Puns! Also my uncle's property is essentially walled in by briars that every year produce way more blackberries than we can handle and as it gets deeper into fall the berries still on the vine literally turn into little packets of alcohol and it is hilarious to watch all the quail eat these things and then stumble around in a drunken stupor.😂 5:06 😭 12:33 There's a first time for everything man, don't say it too loud...😆
I have known about animals enjoying a high for a fair bit now. my dog has seizers sometimes, and to help with that we give her some cannabis, now whenever i have a smoke the dog will come up to me and sometimes smack me if i dont give her any. but it does help with lessening the amount and how bad they are, so at least it does help
Its strange how i listen to your videos while im running, gaming or working on the car but also to sleep, its so interesting and educational during the day but your voice makes me fall asleep at night, its weird but cool. Keep the vids coming man, much love
Bridge to Terabithia is one of the most depressing (relatively) modern movie I've seen :( Also, the real story doesn't have nearly as much cocaine bear, but the other surrounding results are still pretty dang wild.
This just reminds me of that redditor that posted something like "I'm going to try meth for the first time, everyone keeps telling me not to but you see I am of strong will and won't get addicted so shut up chuds" And 6 years later the guy lost everything to meth addiction
Man I simply love your channel and your content never fails to amaze your viewers! I want to ask What exactly did you study and what is your profession? Ngl, I am intrigued about the versatility and range of your knowledge so I want to know which were your main guidelines
I love how you translate a fictional thing into being plausible in your videos. 10/10 here. You also wrapped up with a fact attack on the "Based upon a real story" thing. Real story: Curious bear finds cocaine and dies almost immediately in the overdose. Movie story: Curious bear finds cocaine and goes berserk as a cocaine junkie bear.
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The air is highly patrolled? Chinese spy balloons
Why why why you you where supposed to be the chosen one
I'm pretty sure you could just put the whole thing up on rumble without all of the age restriction censorship if you do decide to take up rumble I will happily follow
You know that game is a casino disguised as a mobile game, so why? as a self proclaimed scientist *would you peddle such malarkey? If you were trying to break character, why not just tell a obvious lie?
10% of sharks on the florida coast are exposed to cocaine,you can dive for dumped loads coming from cuba to the US
As a Floridian, I want a Bath salt gator movie now.
Gotta make a story happen first
Florida man may suffice 🤣
It lacks bath salts but crawl is a good gator horror movie
Dude I just spit my drink lmao
First we gotta make it a true story, so get some bath salts and a gator open to new experiences
I remember a couple of years ago during autumn (In Finland) my father told me how he had looked out the window and saw couple of birds just lying next to an apple ( My father has always feed the birds, rabbits and such by throwing them slightly old apples and other fruits and vegetables) He was looking at those two birds and told my mom "come look, I think there is something wrong with those birds" they kept watching them and just before my father was about to go out to see if they were okay, they kind of stood up, looked dazed and flew off. My father came to the conclusion that those two birds were just drunk 😭🤣
Fermented (or rotten) apples can have an intoxicating effect on animals
@@NickAsNickNameslow claps* Good job, dingus. That's what they said. They got drunk off the alcohol produced by the bacteria that was breaking down the apple.
(Not trying to be rude, mostly joking)
Squirrels can be caught staggering around drunk after eating those fermented apples. They enjoy it and my cat is a cat nip crack head. 😂 I didn't know birds done it too. I feed the birds outside and now I want to watch them.
@@Echo_the_half_glitch 😂 I was like him when I seen the drunk squirrels eating nasty looking apples. I wasn't a smart cookie and it took me a moment to come to the conclusion of alcohol. I thought I was looking at a rabid squirrel 😗....staggering and falling and not biting or going nuts.
Lol
Imagine a movie about a bear high on cocaine is better than most movies out so far this year
Sounds normal giving how many movies are craped out every year.
While I don’t disagree and most likely we’ll only be seeing remakes of movies set to woke ideals it’s only March and they tend to drop better movies August to November! We can have some hope I think this year
@@accidentmagnet9839 “woke ideals” seems like you totally have an informed and unbiased opinion /s
@@accidentmagnet9839 Anyone who unironically throws out "woke ideals" suffers from being terminally online
Well it's a true story not like the movie but it did really happen mr.ballen tells it and man it's nuts
Best part of the movie
"Of course they can climb trees!"
"Then why are you up here too?"
"..."
Sometime ape brain go brrrrr
My personal favorite line was that kid saying “My name is Henry! And I’m really fucking tired!”
I absolutely loved that bit, that and the bit with the detective's dog
@@RoanokeGaming most time in the face of danger ape brain go brrrrr.
Brrrrrrrrp.
I swear someone at TH-cam has it out for Roanoke. I watch so many channels that don’t have to walk on eggs shells like him. They say all the words that Roanoke avoids yet they stay monetized.
Right?!
It reminds me of Shawn Woods and how he got the demonetization hammer of TH-cam while more brutal channels showcasing cruel or brutal vermin traps somehow don't get demonetized.
Well youtube is kind of weird when it comes to science type channels and it may also just be that Roanoke simply wants no smoke and tries to avoid the problem to begin with
I bet most of those channels are bigger. TH-cam is known to let more stuff slide as a channel gets bigger.
It's the same for comments. I can't say a plethora of completely normal words but others can. If I do my comment is deleted by bots within around 30 seconds. Very likely because I watch and discuss a lot of history and firearms content.
There is a local story of a woman who found a moose in her backgarden acting strange, so she called animal controll and they asked if she had a apple tree and she said yes. Turns out the moose ate the fermented apples and was drunk off its ass for fun.
Wow drunk moose sounds terrifying
@@dragonllig790 Yeah if drunk you better hope its drunk enough it cant stand up, since Moose already are alot more dangerous than wolves and bears. But drunk chances are they are also alot more agressive.
A bear doing a line off a severed leg.
Pure cinema gold.
Inspired by true events in 1985
In actuality the bear made it like 100ft from the bag it tore open and stuck its nose in... I like to think this movie is the hallucination the bear had during the best/last 60 seconds of it's life....
Lol it probs was just staying around the source for as long as it was alive enough to continue ingesting.
Yes! Best take.
I was talking about this the other day, but I still think it's so funny they made an entire feature length movie out of what ultimately was one tumblr post about it.
but for those 60 seconds the bear was known as *THE APEX PREDATOR*
Talk about going out on a high note…
Cocaine bear is like one of those bargain bin movies you find but with a higher budget
Lot of fun though!
Eventually all Hollywood blockbuster films end up in the bargain bin, right next to the trash.
And then after you watch it you shout "WHY AREN'T PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS, I LOVE THIS!"
The real life taxidermied cok bear is apparently a popular wedding destination (according to my friend).
@@smiley4995 thankfully, not a problem this time xD
Not that it’s be easy for a movie called fucking Cocaine Bear to fly under the radar…
It must have had one hell of a un-bear-able hangover trip 😂
The main question is : What's the bear gonna pay the dealer with if he finds em? Honey?
A singular bear pelt 🤣
@@RoanokeGaming nah he'll pay with a picanic basket, after al it's not your average bear.
@@RoanokeGaming what is the name of your clan in raid shadow legends
@@jkevo16 yes he's the legendary super bear!!!
@Roanoke Gaming Hey can you explore the monsters in Reddick movies
I was a kid who was actually affected by the D.A.R.E. ads and anti-drug type PSAs. But the thing that literally made me convinced to never do hard drugs was the scene in Forest Gump when "Free Bird" plays, and Jenny almost jumps off a building. When she come out of it, her reaction was pretty visceral to child-me. That scene has always stuck with me, especially when I was in a similar state of mind (at 13) and just kept convincing myself not to go out like that.
I didn't see those ads specifically, but my high school had a ton of anti drug and anti smoking/vaping ads, and even though I have still never smoked or done any drugs whatsoever, those actually tempted me to try more than anything else. Thankfully, for once, it actually was a good thing my dad is a stoner because I had a constant reminder of what would happen if I start smoking pot
I feel like anti drug ads would be more effective if they just showed real footage of people dying from the drug or being hospitalized.
Give them the real unnerving truth that makes them think twice, I know watching my mom spiral from alcohol and meth has kept me far away from both.
"But the reality is, that you (wheeze) can end up (wheeze) looking like (wheeze) this"
The African fruit you mentioned is called the Marula fruit, and it is true that animals truly do enjoy eating the fermenting fruit, especially the elephants
Imagine a Elephant on Cocaine
@@TyrannosaurusRex19935 Yeah, except they're just not aggressive, trust me, I live in South Africa, so I've seen it few times when we went out to visit the national parks in the summer time
@@zer0impactgaming795 You have seen elephants on cocaine?
@@mattimeikalainen6963
No, elephants drunk on the fermented Marula fruits
@@zer0impactgaming795 But consider this:a male elephant in heath, high on cocaine.
Now that whould be a force of nature
Based on true event: A bear ended up getting 85 lbs. of cocaine in his body, ran 100 yards and died of an overdose. (That after a guy had to throw all of his load out of the plane.)
I just saw the story yesterday. The real one. The stuffed bear is still kept somewhere, can't remember.
Its in a mall in Kentucky if i recall properly
They call it ‘Pablo Escobear’ though I think it was a she-bear.
That bear would have died after ingesting few grams
@@cmmosher8035they should bring it back to Georgia
RIP Pablo Escobear
This movie was amazing, I loved every second of it. Rest in peace Ray Liotta. "Science back in the day was dicey at best, look at the demon core" Made me choke on my smoothie with that one Roanoke. I did one of my high school essays on the demon core.
Literally the epitome of "hey watch this 😬"
@@RoanokeGaming "Hold my screwdriver" 😂
@@RoanokeGaming Everybody gangsta until a nuclear physicist says uh-oh?
"Wanna see something cooool?"
Both my parents were druggies, and one of the first things I tell my doctors is that fact. It gives them a heads up that I will have a low addiction tolerance and it actually gets them talking to me. You'd think that wouldn't be something you need to worry about but doctors see how many people everyday? Even the local small town doctor is going to have issues connecting with his client sometimes. I tore a muscle in my shoulder and they tried to give me a non addictive pain med, I think it started with a P? Anywho I was on it for 2 days before I went back and asked for Motrin. It made me loopy and anything that takes away from me controlling my body makes me anxious. I hurt as Motrin only took the edge off, but it was loads better then how I and my body was dealing with the other medication. Sometimes you need to make sure your doctors are listening.
I feel you. I am crazily sensitive to developing allergies to antibiotics. Like I can take an antibiotic once and then a few years later take it again and break out in major hives or have a reaction to a related antibiotic.
It’s really annoying when every single doctor insists on giving like 5 antibiotics for a likely viral respiratory infection… or ask what antibiotics I can take- it’s gotten to the point to where I tell them to look at the list of antibiotic allergies and consult a pharmacist.
My current doctor just tells me to take an antihistamine like Benadryl 30mins before any dose of antibiotic.
So my brother and I took his 12 y/o stepson and 2 of his friends to see this movie and holy hell was it crazy, especially seeing as were from Georgia and live somewhat close to where this happened. And for those concerned a) the boys asked to see the movie b) they all had a great time c) they got a good example of why not to do drugs and a drug talk
I remember the cocaine bear being a meme, even tho it's a real thing that happened, cuz they found the bear dead and overdosed in the woods.
Absolute madlad, I wish I go out the same way.
But I back on topic. The fact that someone decided to make a movie about it, overwhelms me with joy.
Its not a pretty sight, ODing on cocaine. A buddy of mine in the 80s had a raging habit and would inject it, he'd od once a month or more. First he'd stiffen up like concrete then shake for a few seconds as his eyes rolled back, froth would start pouring out of his mouth and then he'd fall to the ground convulsing and frothing at the mouth. First couple times it freaked me out bigtime but when it didn't kill him and he kept doing it, I suppose anything can become normal. He'd pull out of it after about four or five minutes and would be injecting another hit 20 minutes later and be like "dude, you want some"? Me, Uh, no. I'll stick to coffee, energy drinks, and psychoactives, thanks.. He did eventually die from it, not ODing, but from a blood infection from all the damage he'd done to his veins which is not pretty to watch either.
Went into the film with absolutely no expectations. Was blown away with how hilarious the movie was, and how just absolutely awesome it was
It sounds like it would be a horrible movie when in reality it’s pretty good
I unfortunately had the opposite experience. I wanted to like it, but to me it felt like it wasn’t sure if it wanted to be a comedy or a horror flick and it didn’t do a good job of walking the line between. I do feel it would’ve been a lot better if it committed more one way or the other.
20:04 If you do get shot in the gut, try and apply a pressure wrap to the wound, with direct pressure applied for 3 minutes: hemostatic dressing works best, gauze if not, and clothes as last resort. Do the same for the exit wound, unless its a chest wound, NEVER pack a chest wound; a chest seal works best, but if one is not available, pressure wrap as well.
This obviously won't save you right away, but it can help some, until you're able to get to a hospital.
EDIT: Edited comment for gutshots, as I stopped and questioned my own advice, and realized how wrong it was. My apologies, and please advise for any other discrepancies.
Could you explain a little further about chest wounds?
@@KyloB You don't pack chest wounds because the packing can remove the "lubrication" required for the heart and lungs to function properly, causing more damage, and possibly to fail faster.
This gets a like just for the edit alone. Thanks for the info!
24:30 my grandpa was opioid addicted for 5+ years and the best thing he did was come off of them. His pain has actually decreased from not being addicted. It was changed his personality big time when he was on them but he’s back to himself. Love him 💕
It's absolutely crazy what opioids can do to people. They're a necessary evil for surgeries and severe illnesses, but they're so dangerous. Glad your grandfather recovered though, it's always great to hear about someone turning their life around :))
23:47 to be fair
The demon core was due to a slip up and extreme arrogance for each incident respectively.
From Smokey The Bear to Snorty The Bear. Let's GO 😂
so reality is what I expected. The bear found mystery white power, ate/sniffed a little, and then went nuts on it until its heart exploded and died on the spot.
This reminds me of the moose that got drunk and got stuck in a tree. It went viral awhile back.
Badass moose
You reminded me of a video of a squirrel that got drunk from eating a jack o lantern that had fermented, I laughed so hard at that squirrel trying to climb a tree and repeatedly losing its grip on 3 of its feet and swinging around to be facing the ground but nowadays I realize how horrible that squirrel must have felt after it recovered. I got drunk for the first time this past New Year’s Eve and I HATED IT!
Edit: hit post and immediately realized I forgot to add that I didn’t even realize I was drunk until I mentioned feeling a bit dizzy in Twitch chat and the streamer said “sounds like you are drunk” I hated both being drunk and how horrible I felt the following day
I had an old friend from the rave scene that was a few years older than me, he had to have an entire septum/nostril/nasal passage reconstruction series of surgeries done because he did cocaine almost every day for 15-20 years or something like that. You think that'd be something that would make him get clean. But he just kept going, and ended up getting some bad stuff that had fentinyl in it for some reason a couple years ago and overdosed.
Fentanyl is why I totally wouldn’t buy black market drugs now. Even the pills are fake
I bet the U.S. govt. is lacing stuff with fentanyl on purpose, just like they deliberately poisoned alcohol during prohibition. They say it's the drug makers and dealers cutting their stuff with cheaper and stronger stuff, but what kind of person deliberately kills their customers?
Imagine going to a local hiking trail and 3000 pound grizzly rips you apart because of it’s crippling cocaine addiction, man I hate Georgia!😂
No need to worry, grizzlies are only found in Montana and Idaho in the lower 48. The one in this film was the more common black bear.
@@cannon26ify thank god
@@cannon26ify Black bears can still rip you apart easily they're just known to be more fearful.
@@bhart3321 not unless they injest loads of cocaine
At least it ain't Mississippi.
12:36 "We never get grabbed by our specimens"
If things go right...
There’s probably at least one video on this channel where things go wrong though...
So far...
Calvin has entered the chat.
For a story about a true anecdotal side note about a bear finding bricks of cocaine and flat out dying after eating it to a hilarious Reddit meme from a few years ago I thought the movie did pretty good. There were some obvious places where they could have made it more comical but overall it was entertaining. Certainly wasn't worth a trip to the theater though.
Also, I love it that the kid is named Henry that name must be getting popular lately cuz I'm seeing it pop up more and more.
It funny
Lol for me it was easily the best movie in the last couple years
It was a perfect blend tbh, reminded me of Army of Darkness in its ability to blend comedy and horror. Just bloody fun.
I don't know much about Cocaine Bear, but I was mugged a few years back by Meth Bear. I could have been seriously hurt. Fortunately, being gummed by a whack-job bear rarely causes punctures to the skin.
That bear really went "Every cell of my being burns with white-hot ecstasy. Cocaine is my God -- and I am the Ursus instrument of its will!"
XD
I still can’t believe that this is a movie 😂
Bro right? Pretty fun tho!
@@RoanokeGamingyou kinda convinced me to watch it myself, if only for the gore and maybe for the laughs at how ridiculous it is 😂
This movie is slightly more accurate than battle for los angelas
I love how he calls guns force multipliers
because youtube gods dont like guns
The events of the movie were basically just a normal day in Florida. It was just a bear instead of a naked man breaking into homes.
That Picture of Geralt (5:39) Made Me Laugh way to hard
Your criticism of Stash being cold could be from him slightly detoxing from the cocaine. As a former user, your high lasts about 15 minutes before dope sickness (like symptoms) starts kicking in 👌
We have chokecherry trees that when the fruit freezes overnight and then thaws out the juice inside ferments slightly. Afternoons are usually full of birds falling off branches and flying into the sides of houses.
"Call the bearbulance" my dear sir, that was *unbearably* cute
You did a fantastic job on the writing of this video by far my favorite puns was the adolescent bear parties puns. Funny stuff anyways great job also on explaining what the white horse does to the body. Thank you for taking your time on this one.
I did not expect "cocaine bear weddings" to be my takeaway from this video.
Anyone remember when these types of movie auto released to dvd or tape and could be found in just about any video store? That's how I found Grizzly and zombie beavers.
My local Library has Sharktopus on DVD
Grizzly was Theatrical release in the mid 70s.
The pure carnage this bear did in this movie is jus glorious.
Bruh I almost died laughing when he said the black bears are basically raccoons. All I gotta say is damn right because them boys are some raccoons on P.E.D'S because they will violate your whole existence if you give them a reason. Also, remember kids, when facing bears, if it's black, fight back, if it's brown Best hug the ground, and if it's white like nose powder it's about to be your final hour
I’m curious what Roanoake’s take would be on the mutations seen by the bear monsters of Omen. That, and the commentary on the movie itself would be a blast no doubt.
An upload on both channels today?! Dang you are blessing us today my dude
Hope you enjoy both videos bro!
Having spent the last 8 years in Kentucky... that's a question without an answer, Roanoke.
I'm SO GLAD you mentioned the part at 24:18, the other day I was suffering a bad toothache so I took a pain pill but it wasn't kicking in so I took another after a little bit, a few hours later I took like 2 or 3 more over time since I thought it was wearing off, and hours after that I could feel and taste the medicine in my system and I hated it since it started to mess with my stomach and my acid reflux issues, so I began to drink some milk and proceeded to force myself to throw up like twice to get it out of my system naturally and it worked. Definitely made me mentally discouraged from taking those again, though I did take only 1 a few days ago since then for the same issue and it seemed to do it's job at least, but I've started to naturally grow anxious about taking anymore of those.
They've got some otc stuff at Walmart that taste bad, but works really well to numb it. Unfortunately it's hard to keep it just on the area and anywhere else it gets is gonna go numb too. 😂
I have an abusive relationship with pain killers. The stuff screws up my blood pressure and has led to several trips to the ER. I was at the dentist.
22:51 I love how you couldn’t help but laugh at that sentence
The male paramedic is that guy from tik tok! He’s done some Instagram posts of his time on set
I knew he looked familiar!
I live in Tennessee, and ive never heard of this story before. And about the animals love partying, my dog got out of the vets last night bc we had to get her fixed. High on painkillers and smiling like a jester😊
fun fact, there is a similar phenomenon going on at a Russian nature preserve. jet fuel for the helicopters is just left out, and the bears got into the barrels, where they huff the fumes until they pass out, and they've started teaching the other bears about it. the staff don't know what to do about it because they understandably don't want to take away the fuel barrels and be in such an isolated location with a bunch of bears going through withdrawal.
If it's not Georgia/Florida, it's Russia.
I absolutely never expected you to cover Cocaine Bear. Well played, sir
I am so happy that when this video was uploaded this channel had less than a hundred thousand subscribers and fast forward three months it's now up to 873 thousand! Honestly it astonishes me how this channel hasn't reached its first million yet. Really enjoy your videos, the analysis, you make the biochemistry easy to follow and understand. Keep up the great work!!!
This movie was great. The moment the bear started eating the dudes inner thigh. I knew I was gonna be slightly traumatized 😂
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who saw the paramedic and thought "IKEA GUY" 😂
You were right on about the paramedic by the way. The actor's name is Scott Seiss and he is indeed the content creator that does the "Angry Retail Guy" sketches.
If people can make "Cocaine Bear the Movie", why hasn't there been a movie adaptation of H.P Lovecrafts "The Rats in the Walls"?
S&W .500 mag with 700 grain bullets tends to answer the polar bear question
100%
@Roanoke Gaming I'm from Southcentral Alaska, so we don't really have to worry about them so much, but I have done some work in Utqiagvik and most people don't lock their doors incase someone's in trouble or sees a polar bear. One of my buddies there showed me a video of a polar bear standing up and looking right inside his school bus one day. He was looking at those kids like a cat does to a can of tuna.
Cool to see the bear from Elden Ring getting his own movie.
The smoky the bear joke got me way more than it had any right to
Sorry for your buddy, Roanoke
As always very interesting and fun videos! Please keep doing them if you enjoy those too!
Crazy how you could show the kids taking coke but couldn't show the bear doing violence
i think the sad part is the babies probably dropped dead first since they havent fully developed a stronger immune system and are much smaller compared to their mother
I can't wait for the sequel, Krokodil Crocodile.
The fruit you're thinking of in the beginning of the video is Marula fruit. There's a phenomenal cream liquor called Amarula, made from this same fruit. It has an elephant on the bottle, because that's how they know when the fruit is ready to he harvested. I 100% recommend buying a bottle and trying it out
I can totally see why this was one of the top movies this weekend this is absolutely insane & frickin hysterical! I really wanna see this now, thanks buddy. 🤣
Love your movie summaries! Please keep them coming :D
I have a cherry tree next to my coop, I feed my chickens cherries and they really love em, but one time when I I didn’t let them out because I was expanding their outer area, I saw a squirrel eating some fermented ones. The thing kept jumping in place trying to climb the tree and walked like a crab. It was extremely funny
I was in the D.A.R.E. Generation and I clearly remember the police coming to school with a shadow board with every kind of illicit drug you can think of inside. Piquing our curiosity and making sure we could identify the substances too 😂
South African here - The fruit is called Marula, and animals get shit faced in huge interspecies groups.
We also make an amazing drink from it called Amarula
One of my favoritest quotes about the whole anti-drugs movement is "I'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs"
I don't remember where I saw it from but man it's just great lol
Forgot to mention that the bear literally spits out a bullet. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I wonder if this bear is related to Wojtek, the bear that officially joined the Polish army during WWII
As a native Mississippian, I can confirm that summer usually ends around mid December or early January; gotta love that confused southern weather 😂
Living near Blood Mountain this movie was a trip to watch 😂
Based on historic data for the area (which was Louisville TN and Atlanta Georgia as I couldnt find closer), the weather on Sept 12, 1985 was likely somewhere in the mid-60's to low/mid 70's with a constant 10 MPH wind from the NE that day. So while not cold, a claim could be made by some that it is chilly.
Love your channel I learn a decent amount from it. Keep it up you legend
Hey man I just wanted to say I love hearing you tell your stories and jokes. Seeing you put more of your personality into your videos just puts a smile on my face.
finally, just finished the video, great as always, but i have now watched every video you have on this channel
1:23 Did you just say we can bear-ly handle our own?😏 Puns! Also my uncle's property is essentially walled in by briars that every year produce way more blackberries than we can handle and as it gets deeper into fall the berries still on the vine literally turn into little packets of alcohol and it is hilarious to watch all the quail eat these things and then stumble around in a drunken stupor.😂
5:06 😭
12:33 There's a first time for everything man, don't say it too loud...😆
Polar bears? I hope 30-06 is enough, and honestly it's scary that 30-06 may not be enough
You'll need a few of them.
Bring a cqb .50 to your next arctic trip.
Amazingly this is 1000x better than that dumpster fire called "nope" and thats a low bar to achieve.
I can tell Roanoke really had fun recording this one hahaha
It’s Roanoke time LETS GOOO
I have known about animals enjoying a high for a fair bit now. my dog has seizers sometimes, and to help with that we give her some cannabis, now whenever i have a smoke the dog will come up to me and sometimes smack me if i dont give her any. but it does help with lessening the amount and how bad they are, so at least it does help
Its strange how i listen to your videos while im running, gaming or working on the car but also to sleep, its so interesting and educational during the day but your voice makes me fall asleep at night, its weird but cool. Keep the vids coming man, much love
i absolutely love your breakdowns
Bridge to Terabithia is one of the most depressing (relatively) modern movie I've seen :(
Also, the real story doesn't have nearly as much cocaine bear, but the other surrounding results are still pretty dang wild.
More like Bridge to Bearabithia amirite
This was one of your more hilarious videos. Thank you. :)
As a Kentucky resident for 30 years, I have no clucking clue what we are doing. But we will keep on doing it!
That bear saying made me laugh lmao but great video Roanoke!!
I always look forward to a Roanoke movie analysis 🙂
Ah yes, Pablo Escobear
Keeping the white fur in polar bear lmao
I get chills every time I see this trailer. Weird how it’s so simple and yet so amazing at the same time.
Your content decisions are perfect. Semi crazy, but rational science. I love it!
This just reminds me of that redditor that posted something like "I'm going to try meth for the first time, everyone keeps telling me not to but you see I am of strong will and won't get addicted so shut up chuds"
And 6 years later the guy lost everything to meth addiction
Man
I simply love your channel and your content never fails to amaze your viewers!
I want to ask
What exactly did you study and what is your profession? Ngl, I am intrigued about the versatility and range of your knowledge so I want to know which were your main guidelines
I love how you translate a fictional thing into being plausible in your videos. 10/10 here. You also wrapped up with a fact attack on the "Based upon a real story" thing.
Real story: Curious bear finds cocaine and dies almost immediately in the overdose.
Movie story: Curious bear finds cocaine and goes berserk as a cocaine junkie bear.