The LIMB DEVOURING Species In Cryptid Explained

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  • There are many things out in the world humanity has yet to understand. Whether they be the shifts in our climate, what's below our feet, or the species that reside here on this rock with us, what's known for sure is, there is a lot left to learn. In the northern reaches of Maine, a species of reptile would be discovered. As it starts snacking on humans, a journalist and friend must figure out where its hunting before it disappears once more. But the question remains, where did it evolve from and what is it so dangerous? Lets discuss that in todays episode!
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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    Thanks for watching guys! Make sure limbs are safe out there, and if you would like to cover up your torso to protect (If you're into that sort of thing) www.roanokemerch.com

    • @partyfowlbunnies
      @partyfowlbunnies 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @roanokegaming go get some quercetin supplement (with or without bromelain)!!!
      I took it for bruising, it lessened my tinnitus to nearly gone as a side effect. Turns out that's why a lot of people take it. Don't get an expensive brand, it all works the same. Hope it helps!!

    • @thegrumpydragon7601
      @thegrumpydragon7601 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Can you do the strain?

    • @thegrumpydragon7601
      @thegrumpydragon7601 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I love angler fish 🎣

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I also multiply by pi

    • @gingervikingjesus2351
      @gingervikingjesus2351 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey RoRo, wanna go do some deep sea FISHIN!?!🤔🤣

  • @KanyeWestwasRight
    @KanyeWestwasRight 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1879

    I like how some people fear things and think, "I must stay away." but then there's the people, like roanoke with angler fish and me with spiders, who just think, "I must kill it."

    • @dragooncerberus33
      @dragooncerberus33 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      'On sight!'

    • @koppsr
      @koppsr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      When it comes to spiders, those in a certain hand sized weight class, I don't even think anymore. The arm moves my sledgehammer on instinct. 😎🔨 🕷️

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      War fighter mindset. That is why it is so hard for combat ready personnel to reintegrate with society

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@koppsr YES!

    • @itsaalex430
      @itsaalex430 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Always a nice reminder that while most have a "flight" or "freeze" response to something dangerous, there's still some that have a "fight" response

  • @Chaos-Devil51
    @Chaos-Devil51 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1062

    You ever just lock eyes with someone and know you're genetically programmed to be their enemy.
    Roanoke looking at an angler fish: yes.

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      🤣

    • @Harleena-r2r
      @Harleena-r2r 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I like angler fish though. I think they're cute.

    • @Chaos-Devil51
      @Chaos-Devil51 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Harleena-r2r You do you bro

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Harleena-r2r you just got added to his hit list.

    • @YEEESSSman
      @YEEESSSman 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Harleena-r2rLoser

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +225

    I love when Roanoke just goes on a tangent about something like the totally not bear tracks. He's so focused that he actually becomes unfocused lol

  • @Cog_Nomen
    @Cog_Nomen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +258

    People usually use the word "scream" for it, but horses' shrieking is a real thing... It isn't the worse sound they make, though. Squeals are what will scare the heck out of you, whether you're a nonhorseperson, or the owner, having a panic attack about wtf just happened to your horse. Just to keep life interesting, sometimes they'll do either, squeal or scream, when nothing bad at all is happening, but because they're super-excited.

    • @ChristianNeihart
      @ChristianNeihart 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I had a horse do that to me after it bit my hand for shits and giggles.

    • @Cog_Nomen
      @Cog_Nomen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@ChristianNeihart You weren't a carrot - maybe it was disappointment

    • @ChristianNeihart
      @ChristianNeihart 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Cog_Nomen nah, I think it was more revenge for hitting it in the face accidentally while moving some debris from a storm.

    • @ace_of_cups4096
      @ace_of_cups4096 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Nothing like scaring the piss out of your rider because your over stimulated 🤣

    • @Cog_Nomen
      @Cog_Nomen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@ChristianNeihartA shriek of self-defense (now that the horse has retained a lawyer)

  • @mattwing311
    @mattwing311 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +675

    Anglerfish vary from about the size of a coffee cup to over 100 pounds. Some grow to over three feet long. Depending on the species, males may be just 1/10th the size of females. The largest anglerfish yet discovered are known as warty seadevils. Females of this species can reach up to three feet long, while males measure under an inch long.

    • @nicolemcginn6453
      @nicolemcginn6453 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Wasn't the largest ever found 6 ft or smth?

    • @ajzephyros7454
      @ajzephyros7454 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Over 100 pounds? I did not need to know that

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Sounds like you wanna start a fight with Roanoke. 😂

    • @icetide9411
      @icetide9411 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Now talk about why the males are so small. Hint: They reproduce in a very unique way

    • @mattwing311
      @mattwing311 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@icetide9411 I will post the mating process in Roanoke's next video! Haha

  • @seanking2860
    @seanking2860 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +312

    We all need to crowd fund a horror movie which basically boils down to roanoke vs an Anglerfish

    • @judgementkazzy7172
      @judgementkazzy7172 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      When Papa Roanoke goes in for the kill "So I'm starting with the feet"

    • @coltonlong7562
      @coltonlong7562 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      The twist being, the anglerfish has no feet.

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Okay but, a horror based at sea. And one of the characters is terrified of Angler fish. Only for the sea monster to be revealed to be, a hundred foot long angler fish.

    • @chickennuggets8685
      @chickennuggets8685 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      and it has rabies and spreads prions

    • @claytonoldham6731
      @claytonoldham6731 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      But what if it was all just his angler fish related PTSD haunting him and hunting down other people?

  • @danielRodriguez-sg4ck
    @danielRodriguez-sg4ck 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Sir my client “the angler fish” has asked me to hand you cease and desist. They do not appreciate, nor will stand for your continuous slander. We will be in touch, thank you

  • @alexialamb119
    @alexialamb119 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    I love that I was JUST think “what did the angler fish DO to you Roanoke?” And then he answered “nothing” just casually offended by its existence 😂

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Plottwist. Reincarnation is real and in his past life he was a little fish drawn in by a beautiful light. only to be devoured by an angler.

    • @Drakonslayer777
      @Drakonslayer777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tsubakiofmelancholy6297and ever since then his spirit would be reincarnated as creatures that ether don’t life with the angler fish or as a Human that can nuke them into extinction!!!

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Drakonslayer777 😂

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +913

    I truly love your advocacy of staying strapped to avoid getting clapped. It isn't just with bad people, sometimes animals aren't too friendly either. I hope I never need to use my force multiplier but it's better to have one and not need it that need it and not have one.

    • @uzimakiking
      @uzimakiking 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      give me your force multiplier i want to combine it with mine to make it an even more forcier multiplier

    • @thetacticalpuertorican
      @thetacticalpuertorican 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Life is hard. It's harder if you're not strapped.

    • @gregorybower2759
      @gregorybower2759 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      I was taught from a young age never go wondering in the woods without an equalizer cause we evolved brains not claws.

    • @connorreddish8632
      @connorreddish8632 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Agreed, never know when you might run into an angler fish in the wild.

    • @CTEagleCeltic
      @CTEagleCeltic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The old parachute defense… I do not hate it.

  • @Deathenss
    @Deathenss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    Resident of Maine here. I can guarantee unless the person lives in Portland or Augusta if the words "man eating bear" crosses their lips every hunter and game warden in a ninety mile radius would be ready at moments notice to clap the creature with a copious amount of lead-injections

    • @magickmynd1296
      @magickmynd1296 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      That's what I was thinking the whole time. If the hibernation cycle is no more than a year and even if it does move to another area after the previous hunt, there is no way that within the two month period that it is hunting the same area the local population wouldn't have gotten together, got strapped, and hunted the thing down.
      I can't think of any area in the USA where a man eating anything can start a killing spree and not get clapped immediately upon discovery of victims. That's literally human modus operandi, start killing people, get got.

    • @sacWeapons
      @sacWeapons 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      after the man-eating sharks off the Jersey shore started killing people in the early 1900s, the entire east coast basically armed itself and started massacring every shark on sight. There is no way a creature could hunt Humans in the same area for so long without going down in a hail of bullets.

  • @0INFERNO1
    @0INFERNO1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    As a wise squirrel once said, "It wouldn't kill you to think like a serial killer once in a while." Hell, a little common sense can save your life 99 times out of 100.

    • @adorablecockroach5131
      @adorablecockroach5131 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      A fellow member of the Foamy cult.

    • @censoredduetowrongthink
      @censoredduetowrongthink 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Foamy has always spoke truths. Also, I'm like 80% sure Germaine was the tig bitty goth girl pill for young lil me. Good shit

    • @Creamy-1988
      @Creamy-1988 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That sounds exactly like a squirrel 🐿️

    • @0INFERNO1
      @0INFERNO1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Creamy-1988 Foamy is a wise one lol

    • @0INFERNO1
      @0INFERNO1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@randomscottishchick9132 Foamy the squirrel. Funny little cartoon grey squirrel who says common sense things in a funny manner.

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    Colossal squid were actually not discovered by going deep into the ocean. We found their beaks in the stomachs of sperm whales for a long time, so we knew that they were probably out there, but we couldn’t exactly classify a whole species based on some beaks and a description of tentacles from some Norwegian sailors. We didn’t see a whole colossal squid until the 1800s, but only a piece of it could be recovered. A whole colossal squid wasn’t recovered until later, but those were both corpses. I think a living colossal squid was found in the 90s, but it died within a few hours. And just like tales of the kraken, there have been tales of sea serpents that are even older, but they have never been validated. You have to remember that sailors of the past drank a LOT of alcohol on the job. When I say a lot, I mean enough to mistake a manatee for a mermaid, because that’s literally where the idea of mermaids came from. Absolutely hammered sailors seeing manatees. I kid you not.

    • @davidtucker9498
      @davidtucker9498 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      So then when Larry was singing about Barbara, he was pickled?

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Alcohol was a lot more sanitary than water back then.

    • @bigolpandabrr1695
      @bigolpandabrr1695 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Sea serpents were likely oar fish

    • @disssociated
      @disssociated 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      We have video footage from remote controlled submersibles of colossal squids too !

    • @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine
      @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Asertix357 Alcohol is always more sanitary than water as it kills the bacteria.

  • @cchuuyarx1793
    @cchuuyarx1793 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +269

    No words can describe the joy this channel and its videos bring me

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Thank you for watching :)

    • @huntersorensen6264
      @huntersorensen6264 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I agree! I've been a fan since his original deadspace videos! It is way better than anything you'd find on television. That's for sure

    • @uzimakiking
      @uzimakiking 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RoanokeGaming MONEYWIZARDSHADOWGANG

    • @omar1545
      @omar1545 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The thumbnail reminds me of a show from like 2005 called surface. The sea creatures that came from no where and they some how warmed up the earths crust to raise the ocean levels globally up by 30 feet so they could invade and eat surface dwelling creatures. From what I learned from your channel this creatures biology makes absolutely no sense for something they are selling as non paranormal and originated from earth. Any way love your channel it makes me question so many movie monsters

  • @robertsimpson7424
    @robertsimpson7424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    This sounds like the monster my Grandfather use tell me about as a child. Except it lived in a nearby lake, not a hole in the ground. He had to stop telling the story because 8 year old me was caught waiting one rainy night with a baseball bat and fishing net. I was determined to capture it and end it's reign of terror. The monster was call the Paul Lake Monster.

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      8-year old you was utterly based.

    • @robertsimpson7424
      @robertsimpson7424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@KincaidCalder-vn6bo I think it had a lot to do with me growing up watching all those sword and sorcery movie and shows.

    • @fluffybum204
      @fluffybum204 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Christ 8 year old you was a badass
      Bro about to become the doom slayer of cryptids

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Literally just most 8-year olds: scared, hiding under the covers
      You: This vile beast shall sully our lands no more

    • @robertsimpson7424
      @robertsimpson7424 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@KincaidCalder-vn6bo Que the 1982 Conan The Barbarian theme.

  • @Graves-81_69
    @Graves-81_69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +235

    I love how Roanoke calls BS on the dumb crap people do in horror movies. If I were a character in this movie I would get my friends together, load out with NVDs and IR gear, body armor and all the guns and set up a perimeter around that area

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love it too. Sadly as we saw during 2020, people really are just as dumb in real life as they are in horror movies.

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Reminds me of that movie “The Cabin in the Woods”.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      I feel like these sort of fantasies should be limited to what you actually have available, without listing things you don't already have access to.
      Like NVDs.
      Or friends.

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@DH-xw6jp Damn, dude, you didn't have to murder him like that!

    • @Arc115YT
      @Arc115YT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@DH-xw6jp Agreed. Like, you're just a normal dude. Even in America, you ain't getting a hold of an arsenal like that. Not legally anyway. And even if i'm mistaken and you somehow can, it's gonna be expensive af unless you're wealthy, and you're gonna get a very unfriendly visit from the ATF. Also, damn. That last line was cold bro lol

  • @wolfmantheimpaler
    @wolfmantheimpaler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    So the end of the movie, the sheriff and Max brought the body of the mother with them to show everyone so they can have backup to hunt the young and inform the townspeople to either stay indoors after it rains or leave the area, it should be like the Tremors sequels where after all this the two of them should be on the cover of National Geographic and the sheriff retires to raise ostriches, they have physical evidence of a massive zoological discovery

  • @brianashe4725
    @brianashe4725 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    "unscheduled rapid disassembly"
    "concussive force applicators"
    "force multipliers"
    I absolutely love your terminology.

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Just a reminder that Roanoke only does this because TH-cam sucks.

    • @Amos-Timmy-Burton
      @Amos-Timmy-Burton 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@robertnelson9599but, that makes it so much better. So, one thing, YT did right.

  • @Arex778
    @Arex778 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    The angler fish thing will never get old.

    • @thewanderer1317
      @thewanderer1317 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Because angler fish don’t have feet…

    • @Arex778
      @Arex778 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@thewanderer1317 but the joke does have legs.

    • @cornholio069
      @cornholio069 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@thewanderer1317starting with the fins

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@thewanderer1317 But what if they did? Like this reptile can stand on two feet? ...we should hire Roanoke for a movie about that.

    • @fighterx9840
      @fighterx9840 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We need an angler fish horror movie, I don't know if there is one, but if there is, lemme know lol

  • @kaijuar2003
    @kaijuar2003 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    From what the creature looks like, I feel like it's related to the ancient "land crocodiles," basically the ancestors of modern crocodilians that were capable of living entirely on land and wereadapted for life on land than modern crocodiles.
    The ones in particular that these reptilians from Cryptid remind me of are either the Notosuchians or Sebecids.
    Sebecids like Barinasuchus (the largest Sebecid) lived in South America, growing to 6+ meters long. There was also another South American land croc known as Boverisuchus (not part of either Notosuchians or Sebecids, but part of another family known as Planocraniidae). Boverisuchus was VERY unusual as it had hooves, which allowed it to chase down prey. It also lived in Germany to western North America during the Eocene 50.3-41.2 million years ago.
    We even have some crocodile ancestors known as Rauisuchians, which some WERE bipedal like the infamous Postosuchus. Of course, all Rauisuchians lived during the Triassic period, and all went extinct during the Triassic period (though some fossile evidence suggests SOME may have lived into the Early Jurassic).
    The face and body structure remind me of the land crocodiles.
    I believe it is a descendant or a close relative that took the same evolutionary path to enable it to efficiently hunt on land, able to have both bipedal and quadrupedal locomotion.

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    I was hoping you'd get to this movie eventually. Neat little creature features that gives me a tiny bit of X-Files vibes in how it handles the lead-up.

  • @Funkiotologist
    @Funkiotologist 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Fun Fact about Anglerfish:
    Many species of anglerfish have proportionally larger females than males. Some of these species have evolved to have the males literally attach to the female when one is found and becomes apart of her to mate. Up to 6 are able to and it’s due to the vastness of deep ocean environments. They connect by biting onto her and slowly fuse with the bloodstream and all internal organs besides the testes fuse. I don’t understand your distaste for them Roanoke! 😂

    • @lochslea
      @lochslea 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Speaking of which, I think it's about time that some of us start thinking about joining the hive-fish.

    • @Funkiotologist
      @Funkiotologist 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@lochslea fr it’s time we finally had the discussion

    • @lochslea
      @lochslea 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Funkiotologist you would think papa Roanoke would be on board with it. It's basically Dead Space corruption, but real!

  • @giuseppe9653
    @giuseppe9653 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I would love for Roanoke to do a episode on this channel about the Beast of Gevadaun, discussing what animal it may have been

    • @RACHERgaming
      @RACHERgaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      he did on his Roanoke Tales Channel

    • @jerethgryphon4244
      @jerethgryphon4244 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Afaik it was a werewolf

  • @andrewhayes1420
    @andrewhayes1420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Amazing how many horror movie problems can be solved with the proper placement of a few chunks of lead.

  • @ThePandoraGuy
    @ThePandoraGuy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Hey Roanoke. Talking about weird species that may or may not exist, have you heard of the "Sebago Lake Sweetwater Anglerfish" that lives in Sebago Lake, Maine?

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don’t think he could research it without flying into a rage

  • @chocolateraiiiiiinnnn
    @chocolateraiiiiiinnnn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Cryptids have always been interesting to me. Cryptids are mostly just tales or miscatagorized animals though :(

    • @mikefarina9743
      @mikefarina9743 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Mostly

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Essentially yes

    • @sophisthemlock246
      @sophisthemlock246 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Which is why we should get really good at gene splicing and genetic modification for the sole purpose of creating cool creatures. Cryptid Park! What could possibly go wrong?

  • @Bjorn_fjordhawk
    @Bjorn_fjordhawk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Day 15 of asking for the last voyage of Demeter

  • @cuddlewyrm
    @cuddlewyrm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    12 seconds huh, earliest i've ever gotten to a video

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Quickdraw over here!

    • @beckyosborne
      @beckyosborne 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅took TH-cam 3 mins to alert me.
      How am I to say first!
      I can't.

    • @grumpydunmer
      @grumpydunmer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And I thought I was fast at 12 minutes.

    • @quigglebert
      @quigglebert 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      16 is pretty good for me

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe I suppose

  • @Spartan_Zucchini
    @Spartan_Zucchini 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I love this channel for providing me with life advice, an appropriate amount of angler fish hate and knowledge about creatures that may or may not try to unalive me someday.

  • @ryanmann9842
    @ryanmann9842 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Thank God, Ronake the Biochad releases a video. Love the content

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Wouldn't be able to do this with you watching, so thank you!

    • @handledhandlehandlinghandler
      @handledhandlehandlinghandler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This reply is equally at home on OF.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@handledhandlehandlinghandler"Biochad" also sounds equally at home on OF lol

  • @zaBeheaded
    @zaBeheaded 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I always love the monster biology stuff you talk about

  • @longhairgetinthere
    @longhairgetinthere 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I'm so excited for this upload. Commute just got a whole lot easier 🙌

  • @KorokHaze93
    @KorokHaze93 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    A horse can in fact shriek when badly hurt and its an unsettling sound.
    Its really just the usual whinnying "doubt i spelled that right" but just so much more intense it kinda crosses the line into shrieking.

  • @SenorAvocadoMan
    @SenorAvocadoMan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Roanoke, if you could review the Movie “Flora” I think it would be an incredible video to review and hear your take on it. It’s free on TH-cam

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Ouuhhh Ill take a look!

    • @possiblyaperson8985
      @possiblyaperson8985 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      y e s

    • @yayap5631
      @yayap5631 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Drop the link. I wanna watch it before he does a video.

    • @SenorAvocadoMan
      @SenorAvocadoMan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      th-cam.com/video/xdNjN8gqxd4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=89_rx3PY9e__FfVY

    • @SenorAvocadoMan
      @SenorAvocadoMan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yayap5631 th-cam.com/video/xdNjN8gqxd4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=89_rx3PY9e__FfVY

  • @matthewhinkel9696
    @matthewhinkel9696 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    As a Mainer born and bred, it was a great state. Things have gone downhill pretty badly, started in the mid 00's when hard drugs started making their way up here. The people aren't like they used to be either, unfortunately. Tis what it is. Love ya, broseph. Keep up the good work.

  • @LittleRedTeaCake
    @LittleRedTeaCake 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This reminds me of an X-Files episode, or could have been one, especially if the deforestation was actually a cause. Along with monsters of the week and aliens, it had a surprising amount of, "don't F with nature" because when you do, it'll eat you.

  • @crackedjabber
    @crackedjabber 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    As someone who lives in Colorado, the number of people who don't under stand the danger of bears is amazing. Also amazing are the people who have to question if they should be applying bear spray preemptively. Anyway, just like with The Beach House, I'll keep suggesting the worms from Blade of the Immortal until you tell me you forgot who suggested it and hate me for it. Finally, a movie where it makes sense that no one is strapped... it's a samurai movie.. with worms!

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      As an Alaskan, I completely agree on bears.

    • @benjin3993
      @benjin3993 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As a southern Nevadan resident, we go high alert when bobcats and cougars are seen near neighborhoods. The thought of a bear ANYWHERE in our state and we'd all be hopped up on our rad water ready to drop this NCR mascot

    • @kingsadvisor18
      @kingsadvisor18 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Neat fact. I was living in Alaska for a bit, working as part of a crew for a Bigfoot documentary. Late one night, I woke up to the walls of my tin and aluminum trailer BENDING INWARDS. A trail cam we set up revealed the culprit. Not Bigfoot, but a momma Grizz (or Kodiak?) With two cubs who woke up from hibernation a whole ass month early using my trailer as a back scratcher. We obviously had to scrap the project at that time. Could've found a Sasquatch in those woods if not for Bertha and her tikes

    • @spoopy9689
      @spoopy9689 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kingsadvisor18good luck finding sasquach on kodiak, lol

  • @haskey8852
    @haskey8852 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Me to myself:
    "Who's that discount Sam Winchester?"
    Roanoke 30 seconds later:
    "Temu version of Sam Winchester..."
    That's why you're my favourite youtuber!

  • @seththornton9968
    @seththornton9968 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The Angler fish did something it never should have done. It activated Roanokes Almonds and stole his salt for thoughts. Also, starting a petition to have Max be stated to be the male version of Amy

    • @IW3527
      @IW3527 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'll sign the petition lol max has some serious Amy vibes

  • @bigmood7369
    @bigmood7369 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love hearing people I look up to talk about Maine. I love this state so much and I feel like so many people don’t know how nice it is here

  • @ionutbadea7915
    @ionutbadea7915 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    These are hands down the best content related to horror movies on youtube. Step aside kill counts and ending explained, This is WHAT I WANT NOW!

  • @donkeymanusa6364
    @donkeymanusa6364 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Getting off my 10 hour shift and seeing that Papa Roanoke uploaded fills me with an incomprehensible joy

  • @jessie-caa5019
    @jessie-caa5019 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Keep doing what you’re doing, your content is so so captivating and enjoyable!!

  • @VadeInSpiritu
    @VadeInSpiritu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You should team up with wendigoon to do a cryptid hunt. You guys are both great based content creators

  • @CarlottaRomero124
    @CarlottaRomero124 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "And the way that I say it suggests that there's birds with way MORE legs..." I can NOT stop giggling at that line! Thank you for making my night!

  • @formeme2290
    @formeme2290 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Roanoke, never forget that angler fish were probably even bigger during the time of dinosaurs.

  • @austinhoff66
    @austinhoff66 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You said it yourself, people are leaving places like Maine in droves, causing the remaining populations to end up reproducing with semi-close relatives. Same case in Vermont where certain family names can’t reproduce with each other due to lack of diverse population

    • @kye698
      @kye698 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s interesting and fucked at the same time

  • @Elysium4
    @Elysium4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    12th time saying this, but harassment is just another form of admiration, I guess.
    I'd love to see you do a video on the Mimics from Edge of Tomorrow. Your take on their alien biology would be fascinating.

  • @geeker6350
    @geeker6350 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    'Limb-devouring species' might be the most ball-shriveling combination of words ever concocted.

    • @mundusmamon5834
      @mundusmamon5834 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol. The third leg of a man will be devoured. If you know what I mean.😂

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And not just the limbs, but the small intestines and abdominal walls too!

  • @Docta_Tma
    @Docta_Tma 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Love your puns RoanoBro, Angler Fish, the "three talon Bear paws" and my favorite is ofcourse finding some nice Cougars in my local area! 😂 Love your videos, and just wanted to thank you for uploading such quality videos so often, and to keep up the great work sir!🍻

  • @Scarlet_Soul
    @Scarlet_Soul 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    But my stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl that kills people!

  • @logangooch3237
    @logangooch3237 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just a thought in question of how there are so few of these creatures and how they weren't discovered. It may be the fact that they are territorial. I'm not suggesting they are eating each other, merely that due to being in such close to proximity to each other, they may have fought each other for the right to hunt in said area as, example for reptiles, crocodiles aren't a pack animal and will fight each other if they get to close. The fact that it may have been a female and a male might indicate it was mating season and they were storing up for themselves and their young for when they hatch, clue when they returned the eggs were hatched but due to the fact the parents weren't there, they may have set off on their own or maybe they just do so at birth.

  • @arkking552
    @arkking552 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Papa Roanoke’s irrational fear of anglerfish is really something else. No one tell him how some species mate 💀

  • @featheredaurora7102
    @featheredaurora7102 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Please continue to make these awesome videos! This and Tales are some of my favorite channels. Also, have you ever considered doing signed merch? Posters, or things of that nature

  • @mrhankypie7901
    @mrhankypie7901 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Every episode Roanoke gets more violently American, and i’m here for it

    • @judgementkazzy7172
      @judgementkazzy7172 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He needs to do an impersonization of the what frick is a kilometer meme.

  • @TheRandomNightLord
    @TheRandomNightLord 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Roanoke’s worst nightmare is a angler fish with human feet and a prion disease that can easily transfer to people

  • @emperortrevornorton3119
    @emperortrevornorton3119 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Every myth or legend usually has a touch of reality it isn't always exactly what is depicted in the tales but just a touch of truth

  • @havoccreations6746
    @havoccreations6746 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It is possible that the creature killed in the Den may have been the female. While the one that we saw kill Harriet was the Male. Just going off of how the one we saw first had a more rigid face while the Den one was more smooth. Then again, that could be attributed to it being a youngling. But then again, it could have been the male hunting while the female guarded the den. This one's a nasty case of, 50/50 scale's tipping both ways with no conclusive answer.

  • @azeria1
    @azeria1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’ve been playing monster Hunter 4 recently and the frenzy virus could make for a good video especially for that extra lore about how the monster that makes it reproduces by using it

  • @renee_3364
    @renee_3364 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The one good thing about TH-cam's censorship is that we get creative-writing-masterpieces like "unsceduled rapidly disassembled horse" out of Roanoke, and it frankly makes my day...
    @Roanokegaming, we appreciate your continous battle man...

  • @Dannte89
    @Dannte89 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    13:00 ''future Roanoke bit'' got me GOOD!!! hahaha great stuff mate!

  • @desolation2438
    @desolation2438 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hey Roanoke, I think you should look at the HK virus evolved humans from dead island 3. I find their enhanced abillities with the retention of their humanity to be fasinating, and that the HK Virus could be refined to do this in all humans with time.

  • @elihill4615
    @elihill4615 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I literally didn't know this was a movie or coming out, but glad u did this video I'm watching the movie and this video tomorrow on my day off. And love all the videos u should do one about Critters soon i hope. I love cryptid creatures and learn about them and maybe hunt someday. So I'll love to join the Dogman hunt

  • @Mopsink
    @Mopsink 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is why I love this channel.
    Informative, entertaining, and random inserted hatred for the angler fish.

  • @irateastartes1206
    @irateastartes1206 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Roanoke I love how you react to hostile life the same way I do, homeostasis with nature through superior firepower and minor war crimes. I grew up very rural with large predators like cougars, bears, and canids, not to mention the various venomous snakes so I have a very jaundiced view of the beauty of nature and have taken on a very Imperium of Mankind attitude toward anything that can threaten us, particularly "No pity, no fear, no remorse."

    • @censoredduetowrongthink
      @censoredduetowrongthink 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Amen, pass the Lho stick and my stubber. Shits gon get really loud, until it gets real quiet.

  • @Loaf2
    @Loaf2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The El Chupacabra was proven false via statement from the first victim, which had watched a horror film with a monster similar to the Chupacabra.
    Also, fun fact: the newest hypothesis as to what the Lochness monster could actually be is weirdly simple. Scientist think it's just an overgrown eal, as it's DNA was found in the water

  • @michaelberry686
    @michaelberry686 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Roanoke, you are an absolute Chad! Love each and every one of your videos! Keep up the fantastic work!

  • @Jwsponky
    @Jwsponky 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Usually don't do this, but I am going to make a recommendation for two movies, admittedly similar in premise, that you might want to take a look at, 'Black Sheep' featuring genetically modified killer sheep, and 'Isolation' featuring genetically modified killer calves.

  • @vladthedeathless9439
    @vladthedeathless9439 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Awesome work as always! Are we gonna see another Roanoke Tales vid eventually? You've been slaying this channel lately

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Roanoke talking about fictional horrors only to bring in real life horrors is a classic alright

  • @Yanrogue
    @Yanrogue 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I feel like Roanoke missed his calling as a Paleontologist with a focus on podiatry.

  • @DavisXero
    @DavisXero 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You realize you could punch an anglerfish and it would die almost instantly right? J/k
    I mean, assuming you found a way to get to those depths in the first place lol. I’d be more worried about the massive amount of Giant Squid in every ocean on the planet.

  • @HeaveninHellfirespinning
    @HeaveninHellfirespinning 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The anglar fish joke never gets old. Makes me laugh everytime

  • @Alteringrealitystudios
    @Alteringrealitystudios 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wholeheartedly agree with you about the angler fish and that male angler fish becoming a part of the female anglerfish thing makes it even more yuck.

  • @tannerhahn7508
    @tannerhahn7508 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I can tell you had fun editing this video… love it! Keep it up and please don’t get burned out!

  • @thelordofsomething7362
    @thelordofsomething7362 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The funny juice is strong in this one, thanks man I was sad but now I'm suicidal.
    LMAO

  • @giuseppe9653
    @giuseppe9653 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I now believe that Roanoke is the one hiding the elusive 4 legged birds

  • @Darkflo23
    @Darkflo23 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It make me kinda sad that the new soils and water analysis technologies are basically debunking all of the famous cryptids like Big Foot and Nessie.

  • @zenkomenhi
    @zenkomenhi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Speaking as a marine biologist I am simultaneously... at odds with your hatred of the angler fish, while also knowing it's actually very justified. It's an interesting state of mind to be in lmao

  • @lochslea
    @lochslea 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Anglerfish gets me every time. I will be watching the video perfectly fine and then SOMEHOW he ties in his hatred for anglerfish and i just lose it!

  • @williamdistefano5698
    @williamdistefano5698 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There was a story I read about a bear that attacked a pair of people. One got help while the bear was eating his buddy and the bear ended them all and went back to his meal. Just Because You Have A Gun Doesn't Mean You AutoWin Against Nature.

    • @mesa8680
      @mesa8680 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No but it sure does help

    • @atanaspetkov580
      @atanaspetkov580 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hell, just look at the man eaters of Tsavo. The fact that there were armed people at the workcamp did not stop those lions from killing loads of people.

  • @TheWolfQueentm
    @TheWolfQueentm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ofc stuff burrowed how you think we still got lizards, mammals and birds?

  • @huntersorensen6264
    @huntersorensen6264 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love your posts man! I honestly use so much of what I learn to harass my coworkers! You're the best haha

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thats good to hear, people need to be harassed with cryptid knowledge XD thanks for watching man!

    • @huntersorensen6264
      @huntersorensen6264 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you for your content! It's the best

  • @alex9x9
    @alex9x9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey, Mr. Roanoke, would you consider getting an angler fish tattoo?

  • @firassami50
    @firassami50 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    im loving that we get 2 vids a week Always Happy To See What Disturbing Yet Fascinating Things You'll Talk About Next

  • @HellbirdIV
    @HellbirdIV 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The ostritch references really makes me question why there hasn't been any Monster Movies I know of featuring like, a Terror Bird. They're basically Raptors from Jurassic Park but taller and with head-crushing beaks instead of dagger-talons.
    They might struggle to open doors with stubby wings instead of foreclaws, but that's about the only saving grace - these bastards would be huge, hungry, fast, and LOUD since we know some of them are related to ducks and geese - imagine them screeching, hissing and quacking ominously as they bash people's brains out!

  • @connorwinter9257
    @connorwinter9257 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You know, as someone who works in a force multiplier heavy industry, who carries one every day, who never has one out of reach a single second of the day, I just realized how much it bothers me when people aren't armed in these movies. For me it's part of my body almost, I couldn't imagine being without it, so seeing people get got because they didn't have one just unsettles me somehow. I don't know why.

  • @Voc_spooksauce
    @Voc_spooksauce 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wait why is Alan Wake the main character in this movie? Why would he make such a simple story? The Dark Place isn't gonna consider this good enough for him to find a way to write his freedom in

  • @Tearakan
    @Tearakan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I fear the sheer irrational hatred of the angler fish will consume this channel very soon.
    Anyway you could do a video on fallout 4 far harbor mutant creatures.......there may or may not be a mutant version of said angler fish........

  • @Ozz465
    @Ozz465 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Was anxiously awaiting a new vid . Nice

  • @TheWolfQueentm
    @TheWolfQueentm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Did you not watch Life On Our Planet? Narrated by Morgan Freeman aka god

  • @modan-ku7cb
    @modan-ku7cb 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The reason this kind of movie makes me crenge on how stupid and lack of common sense characters are.. but I always loved the monsters design.

  • @ghossts
    @ghossts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have betrayed you Roanoke, i had to buy anti bacterial soap for my piercing. i swear it wont happen again!

  • @brickbraker5033
    @brickbraker5033 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i dont know about you but if there was an animal thats eating people i would have the man portable equivalent of the schwerer gustav with me cus screw that!

  • @fireironthesecond2909
    @fireironthesecond2909 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    20:26 I was only listening to this and wasn’t watching the video and deadass thought it was the cryptid which had given him the blanket and coco 😂

  • @lokiman1352
    @lokiman1352 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I really think Roanoke should attempt to cover the husks of the game Barotrauma.Feel free to like if others agree.

  • @geeknupthenight7417
    @geeknupthenight7417 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how Roanoke insults people by calling them nerds despite being a bigger nerd

  • @submissivesandwich7084
    @submissivesandwich7084 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Temu version of Sam Winchester" Thank god i'm not the only one.

  • @theabstractguy411
    @theabstractguy411 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To be honest, I don’t think the animal shown in the film could be any sort of theropod. Yes, animals can adapt and change over time, but this cryptid seems to lack any of the morphological characteristics of known bird or extinct theropod. This animal is more likely to be a species of terrestrial crocodilian, which would explain both the complete scaly teeth and the complete lack of lips covering their teeth. This species is also more likely to have even survived into the modern day than any non-avian theropod, as the last land croc only went extinct 3000 years ago.

  • @evodolka
    @evodolka 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Going off the foot print it seemed Theropod like, but i guess if a cricodiloform evolved to need only 3 toes, then that WOULD look similar, the best ways to call out what it is would be the ankles mainly