Valve Song: COUNT TO THREE ■ feat. Ellen McLain (official GLaDOS), The Stupendium & Gabe Newell
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This is a song about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name - VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more.
Featuring: ELLEN MCLAIN, the official GLaDOS from “Portal” and "Portal 2" as GLaDOS!
THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist, as Gabe Newell!
And finally, Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, who sang a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!
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“Count to Three” by @TheChalkeaters:
Executive producer / songwriter: Alios / aliospony
Music producer / engineer: Tim Maslov [ soundbetter.com/profiles/2693... ]
Arranger / guitars / choir: @ErgyErgy
Lead artist / art director: Pondis [ linktr.ee/pondis ]
Lead animator / video composer: Lenich @LenichKirya
Character animator: @Kiryumia
Gabe Newell vocals: @TheStupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS)
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton
Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel
Drums: Matias Menarguez
Trumpet: Bruno Brito
Saxophones: Weber Marely
Trombone: Felipe Coelho
Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories
Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios
Special thanks to:
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo!
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the video!
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice
zhenya_hacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support
And thanks to J. Antonio and Genoves Micheli for Spanish subs, Ivo Pavlov for Bulgarian, Martie for Polish, colon_d for German, ジンsay for Japanese, Tangerine for Korean, Bacon jack for Chineese, Igor Lucas for brazillian portuguese subs
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First
When’d GLADOS become your guys friend?
DEFINITELY PORTAL 3 PORTAL IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!
You're merely hallucinating as there's no third reply, it does not exist
@@NoctisAeterna What if I delete my comment.. I have power for you to not exist.
Okay now valve is just fucking with us
definitely feels like it, lol
Oh definitely. Valve are showing us that they're VERY self aware.
Letting the days go by~
Once in a life time~
Wellll they are self aware but Alyx gave us a reason to look forward into the future. SPOILER FOR HALF LIFE ALYX DO NOT CLICK READ MORE.
The end after the credits showed us Gordon grabbing the crowbar.... WE CAN HAVE HOPE!
You should offer your Gman animation services to them if they need it.
So awesome to see this project come together! Thank you so much for inviting me to take part, it was an honour!
Thank YOU for being a part of it!
@@TheChalkeaters No YOU hang up!
You both are legend
u did great work!
*you did amazing on this*
>makes fun of his company
>makes fun of him personally
>Gabe still features in the video personally
what an absolute lad
Well, that's pretty mild
Dude even helped them get Ellen to come back as Glados and made sure that it was all fine legally.
I mean, It was making fun of their practices, But it was a hopeful positive song, Celebrating that they did good and people want more.
glory to arstotzka!
Gabe Newell does not take himself too seriously which, from a CEO, is such a breath of fresh air
3 years ago now, 3 minutes, 3 mentions of three, 3 invited voice actors, beautiful.
2:59 ಠ_ʖಠ
They've actually got the man himself, G.A.B.E.N. to record a cameo, I am really freakin' impressed.
God,
Absolute
Being of
Energy and
Nitrogen
@@birb125 NOT MAKING A F***IN' HALF LIFE 3
@@MultiInferno13 you mean alyx
@@MultiInferno13 what is a three i only count in 1 2 2.1 2.2 and alyx
Wait he is. WAAAAAAAAAIT
This song needs a part 2 with a huge cliffhanger that never gets resolved
I think that's the joke....
or he uploads a part 3 but he titles it part 4. :)
You became the very thing you swore to destroy
Reeee
*Cough cough* Team fortress 2 comics *Cough*
Fun fact: Pyro never appears in this video because they're literally the 3rd class you can select in the character selection screen of TF2.
holy shit that's genius
What about 0:49?
@@Mick_Facheritothat's just their mask n' stuff, never truly saw them moving around
@@afunnyrandomguy also, when their mask is thrown the number 3 shows up
lmfao now i feel bad abt pyro
"Life gave you lemons"
They literally made masterpeices that made millions, they have eveything they need, they just need to make the lemonade
(The Lemon Line was a reference to Cave Johnson's Rant about Lemons in Portal)
@@almessasorrow4950 When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade! Make life take them back!
@@Napstablook_ghost589 you sound like your about to invent combustable lemons to burn my house down
@@SoulRainYT burning people, he says what we're all thinking!
"So I just found out that apparently...a lemon isn't naturally occurring and is a hybrid by crossbreading A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON which means life NEVER gave us lemons...WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!"
I just find it funny that valve could literally just advertise the number 3 and immediately hype the entire game community
And everyone would wonder which games it was. Half-life? (I mean probably that one) Portal? L4D? Team Fortress? Dota? THEY HAVE SO MANY FRANCHISES ON 2
They could just advertise the number 3 and I would buy it before it was even revealed which game
@@igunn8632 Artifact 3
I’m imagining an E3 where Gabe Newell shows up and says “3” or plays a voice clip of GLaDOS counting to 3 and everybody feckin’ EXPLODES
tf3 xD
The song length doesn't reach three minutes, only being a second behind. Holy shit that's such a nice touch
ah, I see. Still though, having it be three seconds is a dope detail!
@@deathpallie I'm pretty sure you're thinking about it in reverse
He trolled us AND gave us what we wanted at the same time, madman.... madman
Waht
Not only that, the chorus is used twice if I am not mistaken. The word three is also only said as a full "three" two times as well.
the beggining in which the iconic valve guitar riff plays and molds into the song is so incredibly satiisfying
I didn't even notice that until now!
the fact that they actually got a real GLaDos, and Gabe Newell as well is just amazing-
Edit: Yay! arguments in the replies! :D
it's the real glados but it's not the real gaben
@@volga472it’s actually gaben at the start
@@ana_s yes but gaben didn't record this for the chalkeaters, i think it's part of an interview
@@volga472he actually did! chalkeaters tell about the song in this video th-cam.com/video/eDB_MXm3cEA/w-d-xo.html
@@volga472this is simply false. Check the description. One look proved you wrong. Why else would gabe sing the lines he did?
Seeing Ellen still taking on the role of GlaDOS puts a big ass smile to my face
Yes, really nice
I was literally wikipedia surfing earlier and I looked at her page and thought "She still does GLaDOS cameos? Wonder what she'll do next" and little did I know this had just been dropped
Love her
But thiss.....does put a smile on my face
she is literally reminding us every day that portal is such a good game
I like how they actually got Chell and Gordon's VAs for this
listen carefully and you can hear claude from gta 3
Wait, when?
@@ghastryder3945 just like in his game, he's on 3:00
@@notaguy0599 wait, what do you mean?
@@ghastryder3945 *sighs* who's gonna tell 'em?
1:38 I believe when GlaDOS says "The light's been turning green", is a reference to the Steam Greenlight program, that allowed people to vote onto games that looked great, onto getting on steam, and so... it was discontinued.
They say "the lights been turning green", the video has captions
@@jaden2210 Yikes, well i'm not actually editing that.
@@Swagman2023you did
I hope the get a big update on TF2 so many people have been playing for years without big updates
I love how the song is exactly 3 minutes long, contains the word "three" three times, is sung by 3 different voices and was uploaded on March.
Generally 2:59 minutes
don't forget that it was on the day 29, literally a day before the 30
Stupendium, Alyx's voice, Gabe Newell, Ellen Mclain and the 20 voices in the public beg to differ on that last statement.
@@MatheoZ14 I wouldn't really count the 20 different voices.
@@Medic_TeamFortress2 Then count gabe, stupendium, alyx, ellen and the public. that's still not three
I love how TF2’s level just says “Competitive searching”
R.I.P competiteve mode......
Rip any casual server fucking bots
@@MrSloth-tl5yv That too
@@MrSloth-tl5yv What if Hard TF2 Bots vs Bots Bots
@@AgainWhy Making anti-bot bots does nothing bruh
Not only did you get Gaben and Ellen, you’ve also managed to get the voice actors for Gordon and Chell.
You can hear them during the entire song
What do you me- ahhhhhhh, jeje (it’s funny because they never speak). Fun fact: Did you know the voice actors for Chell and Freeman are the most expensive in history?
my favourite quote by Gordon is "
" such an amazing and memorable line
Yeah, it's amazing they were able to do that.
@@feetMaster69 yeah they're the backing vocals
I love how the elevators floors go 1, 2, 2.1, 2.2, then 3
3 is sung 3 times, is just short of 3 minutes, and there was 3 people they got to collaborate with. Beautiful.
2:59 no 3 minutes.
I love how Gabe is so in on the joke he literally makes an appearance just to prove to us all that he indeed cannot count
his dota announcer pack
They probably told him to count to 3 & they got this instead XD
@@MineJulRBX or they ask him to say one two three and four but be just skipped over three
@@TheMiraOfAll I’m pretty sure that’s just a face tracker thing where you can put other peoples faces on other people
I love the joke about "VALVe is corrupted by money" and "spin the VALVe" it's reference to VALVe logo
“One...Two.... Alyx.... Four”
“Wait wait what was that one?”
“Four?”
“No before that”
“Two?”
Wait they can count to 4, never thought they could even make it to 4
"Alyx?"
eleven twelve Alyxteen fourteen...
Nononono, after two but before four...
@@bigd8924 2 episode 1?
I love the touch on how when the elevator is going down, it goes from 1-2.2 as in Half-Life, Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2 Episode 1, and Half-Life Episode 2.
I just wanna remind everyone this song was released between 2 and 4 years ago.
G A B E N!
yes ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
After nine years in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
Gaben looks like a Wizard
Eyo Love Ur SFM's
yAZ
Hearing GLaDOS say "well here we are again" made me feel good.
To me it's the Turret choirs and that Sentry,as well the Merc
I know, i felt pressured to subto them.
It gave me that 🥰 feel
But it’s always such a pleasure
+
At the start if you pay attention until the first beat drop the original Vavle game intro can be heard very slightly! Didn’t notice that did you?
We didn’t use it though, we re-recorded it from scratch for this bit :D
@@TheChalkeaterswell, it made that cut even though you didn’t add the real sound and did it from scratch, pretty cool you used your version of the intro in the song also the beats amazing! You guys did amazing!
I still can't hear it
so visible for me
It's been 3 years since this song came out and it is 3 mins long which is perfect.
I love the fact that this song is exactly 2:59 long instead of being 3 minutes
I didn't notice... LoL
For me its 2:59 on the video, but on their channel its 3:00 .
@@yasho437 same
@Kinguim
Half-life 2: episode 2.5
@@yasho437 For some reason youtube always bumps up the runtime by one second in the recommended page
Glados feels like the only character who would critisize her own company in song and still be 100% in character
yeah
I would 100% Believe Spy TF2 would.
He criticizes like... everyone?
@@nacl4988 really all of tf2 expect scout would do it, scout is just tricked by gaben to think everything is fine
@@nacl4988 r/beatmetoit
@@Pumpkinsmasherok I think Heavy would be too respectful.
And Pyro would have a hard time even forming the words, Assuming Pyrovision isn't making him hallucinate
it's been 3 years
It's really cool to see that you actually got some of the people working in valve.
The fact that you got Gaben, Stupendium, and GlaDOS for this song gives me hope for humanity
They didn't actually get gabe, the Stupendium voiced him.
@@redaipo They got Gaben for the beginning and ending parts
Nevermind, Gabe did record some lines although Stupendium sung for him.
Gaben looks so old...
For some reason when stupendium plays as a corporate CEO or an authority figure, it always feels done very well
This one is a lot friendlier then “It Just Works” you can tell they actually like Valve’s games despite poking fun at the lack of a certain number.
Say one, two... and four!
To be fair, Valve isn't selling HL on all of the goddamn platforms without a hope of a sequel. We just have no hope for a sequel(not really, Alyx gave us hope now). Gaben may be bathing in money, but he hasn't been uploading bugged as hell games constantly and asking for more money in a paid game(artifact isn't a game anymore, so yeah)
@@nurakermmeho7908 Technically Artifact is now a sort of abandonware ? It's free at least. And pretty fun ! But I'd never have payed money for it. But it's a fun concept and game ! Just monetized horribly.
tf2
The jazz is real here
Fun fact : this was “3” years ago and also the vid is “3” minutes and every comment is “3” years ago except the recent ones and everytime someone says “1” “2” do some math and you get “3” and in this clip 1:04 you can see “3” special zombies and count how many numbers are in every word that has “3” letters
holy shit.
To this day...I hope the sleeping giant awakens and truly does learn to count to 3...Half Life, Team Fortress, and Portal...Could you imagine?
"...The Valve's been stuck, corroded by the money,..."
*Minor Laceration, Detected.*
Morphine, Administered
They are struggling A LOT
*heartbeat moniter flatlines*
"Your grandfather used to blather about him a thousand years ago"
This is hauntingly accurate to how talking about Valve feels
"Hey, you know Valve made this cool game called Te-"
"-eam Fortress 2, I know.
"Oh. Well what about Le-"
"-ft for Dead, yes, I know both games."
"Well what about C-"
"-S:GO, yes, I KNOW!"
"And Ha-"
"-lf Life 1, 2, alyx, 2 episode 1 and 2, and even Portal and Dota."
@@yazidefirenze what’s funny is that back 4 blood doesn’t even have three in it
@@huemanporson9954 it's also not made by valve.
@@yazidefirenze “it's the product of Turtle Rock Studios, which was originally established in 2002 and acquired by Valve in 2008. For a brief period, during which it released the first Left 4 Dead, Turtle Rock was renamed Valve South. However, a rift in coordination led to a split between Valve and the studio, with Valve South separating and renaming itself Turtle Rock as a new independent company in 2010. Even after the split, Turtle Rock still retained many original L4D developers on the staff.”
Your right, but this was made by the the people that were owned by valve at first and the fact that it’s still not left for dead three and still clearly left for dead, kind of adds to valve not being able to count to three.
@@yazidefirenze I was talking to a family member and told him about a TF2 game and he said "looks old" and was gonna tell him it only came out like 4 or 5 years ago...
Pain
I like how in the end GLaDOS counts to "1, 2" before getting interrupted by Gabe saying "thank you and have fun"
"Three" -is all this man needs to say to plunge the world into chaos.
I'll never get tired of hearing Ellen McLain as GLaDOS. Never.
Though it's weird hearing her normal voice. It's like YOUR VOICE SHOULD ALWAYS SOUND ROBOTIC
or even administrator
that is agreed upon
I go nuts when i hear her voice... WAIT A MINUTE YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT
@@aids7733 no but overwatch
I love the idea of Gordon and Chell, two completely mute characters, just being best friends and dancing while all the singing is happening.
And the fact that they are main characters of 2 best game series in history makes it even better.
i don't know they look like they're dating
Them mimicking the La La Land pose is hilarious. Guess we got a musical nerd in the graphics department around here
Alyx: ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
@@bedaexe Alyx can speak. She’s not invited to the mute friendship club
This video did such a good job at not including the number 3 but i found one fail and its not even that hidden someone else prob already found it though. at 2:02 you can see THREE buildings branded with the logos of Ubisoft, EA, and Activision obviously meant to mean that they have crossed the "other side" as Gabe puts it. but there is 3 buildings. Still a wonderful video.
I literally forgot how hard this song smacks, need to come back and listen to it more
“This time you’re bound to count to three!”
Everyone: Portal 3? Half-Life 3? Team Fortress 3? Left4Dead 3?
Valve: Steam OS 3.
OH MY GOD I DID NOT REALIZE THAT THIS WAS LIKE.....thank you....
Left4Dead3 = Back4Blood
back 4 blood doesn't look very good
"there evolving, just backwards"
@@kirbyisnotapokemon4750 ikr
Video is 2:59 in length
GLADOS is performed by a real GLADOS
They even got GOD-GABEN to read a couple of lines of the song..
"Three" is actually sung three times
This is just incredible.
yeah, this is the ultimate shitpost, we reaching level 6 level of shitpots :O
@@skipmanghondarg They got the actual Ellen to voice the Glados part
@@SanityHarvey Yeah-yeah, description whooshed right behind me, im sorry
I am waiting for Half-Life ̶3̶ next game
what i think makes it even better is the fact that except for the choir everyone else is hesitant to say three
The amount of references is shocking
The day Valve creates a game that contains the number three, it may be the first signs of the apocalypse.
Just imagine gabe appearing on stage one day with a crowbar
And he announces the remake of half life 1
@@arthurmello7907 black mesa:am i joke to you
@@ghost2130Main Apparently yes. XD
@@ghost2130Main portal 1 doesn't use character models (except for yourself with portal glitch) and besides half life 1 was older
What would be If would say "Do you know I'm a BONK"
I love how Gabe basically admits it like “Yeah I can’t count past 2 and I’m dang proud of it”
"Sir you are in coma for 10 years..."
"Wow that's really long time, can't wait to play Half Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, Team Fortress 3, DOTA 3, and Portal 3..bet they are swarmed with a lot of sequels now"
"About that sir..."
@@irvancrocs1753 no, you would have to be in a coma for 100 years to think that those games got released
@@MiloMurphysLaw They'll just skip to 4
@@irvancrocs1753 we dont need a tf3, tf2 is good enough
good reason to hate him. he's just like bobby kotick or yves guillemot , like them he never listen the public
For some reason this actually gives me hope for any and I mean any valve news
Is nobody gonna talk about how this video is exactly 2 minutes and 59 seconds
Literal GODS
Ловите Посейдона!
sry
GOTY 2021!
You could say G LAD O S...
Культас, как поживаешь?
Я не понимаю, это либо иллюзия частотности, либо тут слишком много людей которых я знаю.
Watching GLaDOS wear a fedora singing a jazzy theme while Chell and Gordon Freeman dance together is something I never knew I needed
The thing we didn’t know we wanted
@@potatoboooi5168 exactly
I couldn’t tell if it was intended to be chell and freeman I knew one was chell but I didn’t know about freeman
Indeed,
I personally found GLaDOS with a hat to be really cute.
@@theheavymetalbrony2257
I did too, for a powerful force hellbent on killing you, she can be pretty cute at times
I can't believe how I only just realised that the video is 2:59 minutes long... ONE SECOND FROM THREE
Oh my God you're! I never noticed
I'm proud to witness such a masterpiece
Epic
Edit:i agree the guy below me is spitting straight weird curved facts
Ого и ты тут
О, юр спик инглишь?
@@user-de9ow9vg8n аск
Идеальное колличество лайков, когда я писал было 333
Got to love how good of a sport Gabe is about the jokes, even taking part in a video that pokes fun at him
no it wasn't Gabe that voices Gabe, The Stupendium did.
@@electrobuzzgamer2087 I know, he just lended his voice for the start and end of the video
@@electrobuzzgamer2087 he meant the beginning of the song
@@mjsugod1385 and that's when you can See that the owner of company has humor
@@typowynieogar You probably already know this but the Gaben Announcer Pack from Dota 2 is hilarious
After many years, CS 2 came out, and it's the third game in the CS series, wich means valve finally counted to three!
Alyx is a spinoff and doesn't count
It has to have a 3 in the name
love that this applies to the most popular Steam games, like TF2, Portal, and mainly Half Life
*Gabe just casually whistling this song on his way to his office*
Hi again. I'm Gabe N.
A fan of shooters, wizard of computers
and a handsome man.
Your grandfather used to blather, 'bout him a thousand years ago
wasn't easy keeping busy, every season brings another reason not to make a game
I had it all but tried new things, true.
It didn’t get us very far..
"when everyone's anticipating another masterpiece of art"
That's...actually a lot of pressure
Ye
Why do you think we haven't had Half Life 3 yet?
With all the suspense and hype that'd surround it, it's basically guaranteed to fall short of expectations.
@@Delta-es1lg Yup, it's a CyberPunk situation
@@oliverfougere6296 Worse. Half-Life has been a massive hit for 24 years! As have the sequels and spin off related games like Portal!
I mean at this point i feel like they should say "calm your crowbars" and say shut the fuck up for once.
I’m surprised they were able to get Gabe Newell AND the official VA of GLaDOS is insane
Ellen does lots of stuff for her voices like the sandvich saga and other fan made stuff
Oh those sneaky sweet electro things in swing, goosebumps are real.
For some reason, looking at Gordon and Chell dancing makes me happy
fr it gives me so much serotonin
@@dipstick06 Yes
It gives me hope
It really is a clever way to include an iconic pair of silent protagonists
Two of the best franchises together. Hoping to be cared for.
_"The cake may be a lie, but the nostalgia and happiness for seeing GLaDOS again, bring _*_real_*_ emotions to my heart."_
who doesnt love a neurotoxin dependant ai
That's just your blood turning into gasoline, its fine Cave has a way to fix it (maybe).
Combustible lemon
@@thatothertrashcan ha. tell that to the man himself. Oh wait. You cant. He killed himself for eating a blended up moon rock gel thinking it was a cure for cancer.
I think he couldn't even fix himself XD
He did find a way to resurect the dead and fix death though... OwO
(caroline)
Play the lab on vr (if you have it) and theres AWESOME GLaDOS
Seeing all the Portal/Portal 2 references warmed my heart as a *HUGE* Portal fan.
Спустя 2 года, мне снова попался этот шедевр! Спасибо вам Chalkeaters! ❤❤❤
Jokes on us Valve announces Half-Life: Alyx
2 baybeeeeee
Alyx: Episode 1
I'll just call that CBT at this point
Half Life: Alyx: Deathmatch
Wait what. I was expecting for 3 cause im poor for vr glasses
@@KRUSH-R as if valve would use their energy on an arena shooter lol
I absolutely love how in the elevator scene, the floors go "1, 2, 2.1, 2.2". The level of detail is so good
I've watched this like 30 times now and i haven't noticed that yet haha
A half life reference :’(
And the video is 2:59 minutes long
@@generalfloppa5798 my god take my upvote and get out.
@@joshuaweppelman4270 redditor
Happy 3 years
I didn't know how much I wanted glados in a dapper hat until this
“Say one, two and four” - Half-Life 4 CONFIRMED
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
spy: no
Exactly!
I kinda think the part of counting to three is the wait for portal 3
@@racinracerxp8645 *kills everyone producing half life 4*
HL3 is buying cigarretes at the same place as your dad
true facts
Maybe he'll come back in secret and work with me as a mercenary :)
Pero como lo delatas asi jsjsjsjd
i hope hl3 features the coke loving alien from papelucho
Aaaah, de ahí viene tu nombre
Valve is the DreamWorks of gaming the only difference is that instead of the third one being terrible they just never release it
I love how its only 2:59 seconds long never going over i love it.
The fact that Ellen & Gabe both agreed to be a part of this song shows how respectful they are to the fans, and I love Valve & their team even more for that.
true
Gabe wasn't actually in this. It was a guy who does a great impression of him who goes by The Stupendium
Unless of course you mean the end and beginning clips
@@orange_faceplant2755 He means the beginning and end clips
same
i just realized something
gabe newell could probably generate so much excitement by just going on a stage at some game convention and say "3" and just walk off stage
well that could mean tf3 half life 3 or portal 3 so that wouldn't be a good idea
@@divio784 All of those are still highly requested games so that's a win in every case
@@davidamiago yeah but if he just walked out and said 3 no one would know which 3 they meant it could even mean dota 3 which would be hilarious
@@divio784 That's a good point lol
@@divio784 it could also mean all 3 of them
i love how people are saying that three has been said a total of three times on the course of the video, but ignore the part where all of the crowd say it at the same time
It's crazy to even hear Ellen's voice in over about a decade. And i love how down to earth both gabe and Ellen are during the recording of the song. It just makes them even more lovable.
Half Life: S U F F E R
Portal: S U F F E R
Tf2: hahaha want some hats?
TF2: S U F F E R but in a stylish fashion
screaming eagles!!!!!!
The half life three disappeared when he took of pyro vision
ha bots go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Left 4 Dead: S U F F E R
Valve isn't a triple A company, they are a double A episode 1 company.
Underrated comment
Valve is SSS gaming company that actually cares about gaming while taking it's sweet time making games.
Wonder if they can count to 4
@@AnimationJ 1, 2, and 4
A episode 2.
>prays to source
>(bugs)
>???
>wins game
This song is so catchy, it's been stuck in my head for a while now. Thanks for making this!
God, Gabe still respect his community so much that he felt he had to record the starting and ending cameos. He seems like a nice person to have around.
Yea
Fun fact, he tried to sing some lines too but they didn’t make the cut
I just noticed how this is *EXACTLY 3* minutes
@@ninjadeveloper2442 depends on where you are looking. When watching the video it says 2 minutes and 59 seconds, but when you are looking at it in your history or recommended or your up next it says 3 minutes.
@@akcoldcuts Personally I think that 2:59 is funnier
Valve: What comes after 2?
Man:
Valve: You are hired.
It’s 4
wait i thought it was alyx
@@moriiii4522 No, no, no. You can't just go directly to Alyx. It's 1, 2, 2.1, 2.2, then Alyx. Learn to count!
its "and"
2 episode 1
My favourite part was that Monster that was playing the Guitar and GLaDOS singing, even the ending and also the audience singing. Classic, man.
i had only played TF2 and portal 2 before this, after this i played: portal, half-life, half-life 2, half-life 2: episode 1, half-life 2: episode 2, entropy: zero, and entropy: zero 2. very cool
Now its time for L4D1 and 2, Half Life Blue Shift and Opposing force , and Black Mesa
I like how the song isn't just bashing on Valve or Gabe for never making "the third game". It jokes about it, obviously, but it actually provides a lot of insight into the history behind all this and explains why. Well done Chalkeaters.
It's not a "you suck" song it's a "ok here's the deal" song
@@jamesbailey4304 its a kinda meme song they even got the ceo of valve to do some lines for it lol
P3 TF3
What they revealed their next game was hl4
The Bethesda song was litterally hate, But musical,
This is the musical embodiment of pure Hype
Lol I was thinking “Wow that GLaDOS impression sounds really good! Very impressive!” Until I realized it was the actual voice actor
I thought it was some sort of AI generated voice instead of Ellen herself.
@@axcieom no if you see the behind the scenes they actually have the VA for her
@@axcieom that wasnt common 2 years ago
are we gonna mention glados said niggling bro 💀
Mrs. McLain is a treasure. Also, fun fact, she is married to John Patrick Lowrie - the voice of the Sniper from TF2 and the Civilians of C17Y in HL2.
Hearing GLaDOS's Voice after years... is relaxing and heart warming
Anyone here in 2024 waiting? ❤
I like how valve can just say word “three” to get all of gaming community freaked out lol
Valve wasn't involved in this. This was a fan project.
@@selohcin we all do know?
team fortress 3, portal 3, half life 3, Dota 3, Left 4 dead 3
@@msi_i_chad3061 Orange Cube
@@dapperfield595 tf4,hl4,l4d4,p4,d4 = orange hypercube
"Life have you lemons, take them out the freezer"
Lyrical genius.
No You make life TAKE THISE LEMONS BACK I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS IM GONNA BURN LIFES HOUSE DOWN.....WITH THE LEMONS YEAH IM GONNA HAVE MY SCIENTISTS CREATE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON
bro even "still alive" from portal 1 is longer than 3 minutes.
Did you get the joke?
Did you understand the funny?
@@alu2901 bruh
Count To Three... years?
I just noticed; the song is only 2 minutes and 59 seconds long. It never reaches 3 minutes.
In my screen it's 3:00
@@Zalgerz I believe it's frames under three minutes, so it'd round
PFFFFFT
lol
YOU MAD MAN
Imagine if this is the official teaser trailer for HL3.
Imagine it's a song for one of the games
@@laugh4624 or all
This is a trailer for starting to make a 3rd game of all of the games
Beside left4dead they sold that
lowkey i think this is Valve's way of teasing a sequel to a game.
Dota 3? Nah, Dota 2 is still making bucks
Half-Life? Just got Alyx, nah
Team Fortress 3? Maybe, TF2 hasnt had an update for 4 years so they could be working on it
Left-4-Dead? Sold and a new franchise in the same universe just came out
Counter-Strike: 3? Maybe, but CS:GO is still rolling in cash
Portal 3? Probably, Portal hasnt had a game for 7 years and P2 was the most highly rated game in gaming history
Or maybe....
Steam 2: This time with more sales
honestly after all these years this is pretty much the only way to announce it properly, no normal game trailer can do these games justice at this point.
The funny thing is a lot of people who are like me would just play half-life 3, love it, and then be at PEACE with the gaming industry, I feel like I wouldn't even need to play another game ever again xD
I dont trust the modern game industry I love the games but I dont want the final game in the series to negative
its been two years yet stil we wait