"It's the end of the month, that means Kirioth is here!" What I get from this is that it takes Kirioth about a month to break through a fresh layer of wall panels.
Lord General of the Imperial Guard: "Come to daemon world, Administratum said. Serve the Emperor they said. Now, look at us. Stuck in the daemon world and its not even the horny one."
I could see TZEENTCH saying "y'know... fuq around and find out" grants IMMENSE, Limitless, ALL-Encompassing Power😂 grows to produce own gravitational pull
Canonically, Nasir Amit when he kills Kargos, his former chain brother, as he lands the killing blow (and briefly gives Kargos clarity through his butchers nails to recognize Amit and call out “brother!” is dead ass “eat shit, traitor.” Best line in the franchise
My favorite daemon-world related bit of 40k info is from one of the Cain books, where Amberley remarks in a footnote that trying Exterminatus on a Daemon World is a bad idea, at best it's going to be ineffective, at worst _it'll give them ideas._
@@holy_crusaderoftheholyland4713 Nurgle: "Flesh eating post-singularity super- anthrax? Sign me up!" Tzeench: "This planet randomly cycles through the effects of an exterminatus before resetting the next day." Slaanesh: "Oooh a hot tub built out of a cyclonic torpedo crater!" Khorne: "FUCK IT, PERMANENT ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT!"
@@migrivp2672building blocks my dude. It’s an entire planet to corrupt. They seek the rush of the experience and would absolutely push whatever the planet was capable of to the limit. Chaos as a faction is material infrastructure poor, they rely on magic and raiding so an entire hive planet to fuel their excess. That’s a gem. 🤷🏻♂️
In The Eye of Terror book they travel to a handful of chaos planets, including the Rose Cluster. The planets are made of rose quartz and grow only roses of various sizes including some as large as trees. There was a planet where the properties of liquids solids and gasses were constantly changing, so when they first landed they were standing on water like it was solid, but then it became air like and they fell through it and fish started attacking them. There was another planet that had a demon controlling it that would come and personally harass the occupants, but he lost control of it to another demon in a shitting contest. Then there were two planets that a Bloodthirster and a Lord of Change mashed together and they bet on who's army would win
There was also the one that ate all the guardsmen trying to invade it. With the last commisat making a live broadcast begging for extraction. Then a doorway turning into a face which sucked him up as the admirals watched. Overall a subpar book but also a good display of how janky the eye is. Much better than daemon world was.
@@telelkhajiit7910 It was the second 40k book I read. Yeah, the book wasn't great, but I felt like I have a much better understanding of warp entities because you get to see them chilling at a bar and playing games
Daemons when attacking mortals: terrifying disgusting mind shattering entities that destroy your sanity, hope and sense of self before rending your flesh and consuming your soul Daemons when fighting each other in the warp and daemon worlds: wacky shit tricksters that are basically all bros in on the joke that is their rivalry and never ending unwinnable "War" the Great Game
@@elijahhayter3026some fleshy planet that tuska led a warband of orks into the eye of terror for a proppa’ good scrap! The fighting between ork and khornate demon entertained khorne that much they kept reviving the orks every day to fight once more. Eventually khorne took the orks into their domain where they endlessly fight, die, revive, repeat.
Another cool daemon world is one that appears in the Huron Blackheart novel. It's a planet ruled by Tzeentch that is entirely made of glass. The sand is powdered glass and when it's kicked up it causes light to reflect in odd ways (and also shreds your lungs), you can see into the earth as it shimmers in an unnaturally pearlescent way as light penetrates far deeper than it should, and there is more about the planet that I won't get into cause it's a bit spoilery but is super cool if you know about a certain thing you may have encountered in chemistry class. Master of the Maelstrom is a fun book.
Think about the concept of being the planet sized man being eaten by tyranids. It starts as nothing, gradually becoming worse and worse over time like an itch that you can’t scratch swelling over the course of hours to days to a bad rash, then a light pain of enflamed skin until you gradually just get stuck on the phase of constantly being swallowed by acid. Crazy stuff.
On today's episode of the Ridiculous Tour: KIRIOTH HAS ESCAPED! THE WALLS HAVE CRUMBLED, THE CLOCKS HAVE STOPPED AND THE GEOMETRY IS BROKEN! All hail this lord of madness as he bestrides this world, unleashing torment and biscuits with every step! The paltry resistence of Bricky is no match for him, and the underground resistance founded by DK are on an eternal losing battle! But Shy is here to put him back in the wall before next week, but never will it be explained why it takes so many squid to do it. All this and far too much more, after the break!
Daemon worlds are horrifying eldritch locales that would make H. P. Lovecraft crap his pants... unless you're Tuska Daemonkilla or a member of his WAAAAAGH!, in which case a Daemon world is basically Ork Valhalla.
What is the blood cage punishment is a Khorne thing, and happens because when you drink someone else’s blood, you are taking blood from the blood god. The blood must flow, blood for the blood god! Not blood for your tummy
But followers of Khorne are often shown drinking blood, IIRC in Dawn of War (can't remember which) for example one of the voice lines for the Berzerker is "So much blood, too much to drink"
As a resident of Cleveland, I must defend the honour of my adopted city. The river hasn't caught fire _once_ this year, and I have only _eighteen_ felonies, thank you very much.
Absolutely love that when it comes to making their own planets, Bricky put all this extra background insight into it before making Starbucks World, and DK just straight up made Serenade… Absolute perfection!
I am so happy I found you guys back in 2021. I hurt my ears earlier that year and lost so much of my hearing. Though I managed to persevere until mid 2023 when I damaged my ears again and lost all low-mid dB's. I am thankful I can hear you guys talking at all(even if its no longer as loud, full, and clear as it used to be). It's weird but ever since those incidents I am just so past dependent, I always think about the stuff I used to watch, or listen to, and could hear just perfectly. I guess I am basically sick in the head now...cause it's hard to see my present and future being something worthwhile. With that said and not to be a Debbie downer I am just very thankful that I've been able to listen to the last couple years of your content and I hope to continue listening to your future content as best as I can.
I hope you are doing OK mentally. It's a legit trauma losing a sense or an ability. The loss is real. I've lost things in my life and it takes time to adjust. Take care
40K: Where "what if the guy in charge was using this place to deal drugs" is actually the nice option. Also I have now looked up "nurgle pool" and am delightfully disgusted.
Hearing about the Rose Cluster, where even the stars and planets are shaped like Roses, gave me intense Rick and Morty "This entire planet is on a cob!" flashbacks
Bricky should know that the Word Bearers are constantly after good recaf for their late night Book of Lorgar studies. Also, wouldn't recaf be produced in an agriworld with some basic industry?
Genetically engineered Turbo-Recaf, straight from the gene-forges of an eccentric Magos Biologis, grown in Dark Age-era grow-domes, and consecrated in the name of St. Ciaphas, patron saint of caffeine.
"How dose the big guy in space eat and breath?" "If you're wondering how he eats and breaths and other science facts. Just repeat to yourself 'it's just a show, I should really just relax!'"
15:15 khorne isn't apposed to "magic" he's after all a creature OF "magic" having many weapons and armo that are magical/shoot fire/ward of attacks what he despises is cowardice such as fighting at range or manipulating your opponents which "magic" often employs,I would imagine he's perfectly fine with you using the warp to punch your opponent in the face so long as you look them in the eyes when you do it.
Daemon prince: *teleports to Cleveland* “Am I back in the Warp? Did it get calmer and crappier?” Also what real city’s would traitor space marine like World Eaters, Night Lords, etc. love to be in?
I remember seeing a story a long time ago about a Khorn deamon world. It was and endless battle that reset each morning and it was all fun for the deamons until an orc Waagh showed up. It stopped being fun for the deamon prince in charge because the orc warboss kept going for nut shots before dying.
No mention in Lexicanum of whether Oliensis has an atmosphere, but in M37 the Sentinels chapter invaded the world and fought the beastmen and daemonettes and noise marines to the point where the planet woke up and swallowed them. In order to survive inside him, the Sentinels had to resort to cannibalism.
I had no answer until Bricky cafe his Recaf answer and the joking death world one. I want a deathworld where a new type of Coffee was discovered and only catachan level people can pick it. But the coffee plants only eat men, or something?
Know what would be a funny way to end the universe. A ork meets slanesh and asks to be the biggest ork Evaa and she makes him into a planet amd he makes the biggest whaaaaahhjj
As someone from Pittsburgh, I completely disagree. We ranked as one of the cleanest cities in America last year and have done so for a decade. We would also rank better for air quality if the people testing it stopped performing their tests a half a mile downwind of the only running steel mill in Pittsburgh.😂
I feel like the chaos gods don't care about punishing anybody, they're just looking for a very particular type of soul so that when they smack em it makes the noise they like.
Love the part with the rose, it's kinda like a perfect analogy to the sacred geometry theory like how from galaxies to atoms everything follows roughly the same pattern of forms hinting at some universal doctrine or law upon which our universe is built, the existencial crisis that comes with such thinking just fits tzeentch perfectly
My answer: A garden world. Something like Ecaz from Dune. Pastoral with ranching and specialty trees for fancy wood for the nobles. Maybe premium lumber and textiles. Post-Warp: Going full HellTaker. Gimme my demonette harem.
The CORRECT answer, is a catgirl world where the prime export is super re-caff! And if that world is ever attacked, you just arm the garrison commander with a laser pointer and watch the catgirls play with their new chew-toys!
If tyranis would invite the 'giant man planet' I want to beleave that he would wake up, stight himself up and start waving his hands around himself like man attacked by canibalisting wasps
You know there is a single planet in the warp called Calm, it's literally just a chaos break room where every faction meets and just relaxs, no fighting, no torture humans and demons just wave at each other and go about their day no having to worship or preform sacrifices to their god it is literally just a world where everyone is on vacation for a week or two before they have to leave ang go back to work
i laughed so hard at the sudden thought of tyranids pogging out at the large lad, like the most disgusting carnival food that will give the swarm indigestion for a few decades
Surprised you didn't bring up Sortiarius, Magnus's daemon world which is currently manifesting in real space as he builds up his Psychic empire right under everyone's noses. Nobody can deal with it because of incantations and sacrifices of human psykers he does every day, but he is really really close to Terra.
"Don't you just melt when you go in the Warp?' You melt. What makes you think that would kill you? The chaos gods have your soul now, they're gonna play with it even after your body is destroyed 😁 Do you know the expression fate worse than death? That's the Warp XD
I think the idea of Y'gharnak is that if you're taking the blood then that means you're not offering it to Khorne, so he puts you in the cage where you have to spill your own blood so he can make back what you stole from him.
It makes a twisted kind of sense that Khone would punish his followers for drinking blood. 1 drinking it is kinda like stealing it from him. 2 if the theory that he wanted big E's angel boy as a champion he may simply be salty.
So these aren't like the Chaos controlled worlds in the Gaunt's Ghosts books that could actually be reconquered and were just full of human cultists, right?
This episode reminds me why there’s so much madness and crazy shit in Warhammer 40 K, and the Bolter porn is entirely misdirection. Can you imagine audiences going to theatres being introduced to demon worlds???? I need this.
Demon world in the eye of terror book: the rose world is a whole star system in the eye of terror the has been turned into a rose. Tectonic plates overlapping and such. Another fun demon world was just a giant bowl of blood where a bunch of demons fighting in it. Good stuff.
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The Inquisition doesn’t want you to know this, but you can just take the guardsmen. They’re free. I have 4,579 guardsmen from 135 regiments.
Trazyn, is that you?
@@camgor4048Nah can't be, those numbers are WAY to low for him to be Trazyn, he'd have a hive world's worth of guardsmen EXCLUSIVELY from cadia
Trazyn what're you doing in the comments bro?
@@Nuclear_energy_enjoyer
He's probably a big Trazyn fan, and is a beginner when it comes to collecting guardsmen
STOP TAKING MY SHIT TRAZYN I'M TRYING TO FIGHT A WAR!
"It's the end of the month, that means Kirioth is here!" What I get from this is that it takes Kirioth about a month to break through a fresh layer of wall panels.
Like Angron in the Maze
"It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits"
-John Plague
this is true
I'm giggling right now while shitting
"How does fat man in space atmosphere" must be a brand new sentence and my favourite DK quote
„Nothing really happens it just keeps raining blood“ is my favourite quote from now on
Dwarf fortress planet
@@therat1117 Needs more reanimated skin.
Nothing like having your future socks try to kill you
DK: I want my planet to be Hawaii
Bricky: Space Brazil.
What about space Australia?
@@elijahhayter3026 is that not just Catachan?
@elijahhayter3026 my cousin Jayce says space Australia is wonderful this time of year
@@Speeds_Gaming_Corner Gotta be careful though; space dingo will eat your space baby.
@@trandafirosurazvan8037 does catachan have space dingos?
I was waiting for Bricky to turn his coffee hive world thing into a segway into a shilling of a Bricky themed product. 😂
I did as well
Omg same lmao
adeptus ridiculous recaff - made of beans fermented in squig intestines and hand collected by our brave citizens
Recaf is just gammersupps
Lord General of the Imperial Guard: "Come to daemon world, Administratum said. Serve the Emperor they said. Now, look at us. Stuck in the daemon world and its not even the horny one."
Khorne's daemon world would count as "the horny one", just not in the way most would want.
Peak
19:10 😂😂😂 Nurgle help
1:06:05 Warp fully clean!!!
Nurgle belly, jelly beans😂😂😂
Big Lad in Space is now the Imperium's official designation for Daemon Worlds that fit that description.
Pyrocynical Planet
DK: Planet Hawaii
Bricky: METH COFFEE
SHAI: CLEAVELAND TOURISM VIDEO ON STEROIDS.
There are two kinds of people...
@@Sara3346 I correct myself, three kinds of people.
Shy just made Nostramo again
"I want to be as fat as a planetary governor!"
Slaanesh: "You know what? I'll do you one better..."
Slaanesh has a Deviantart account for sure
Pyrocynical Planet
Just stopped paying attention after the word "planet"
Ollyinses (how ever you spell it) is hilarious. "I hate my town, its the ass crack of this planet" *zooms out to show literal ass crack*
I could see TZEENTCH saying "y'know... fuq around and find out" grants IMMENSE, Limitless, ALL-Encompassing Power😂
grows to produce own gravitational pull
Ollienses is also the inspiration behind one of FlashGitz Animations' "Furry Crusade" videos.
Starbucks in the 41st Millennium. Lead by Bricky on his Battle Barge The Barista
Starbricks? 🤔
The Adeptus Baristas
Canonically, Nasir Amit when he kills Kargos, his former chain brother, as he lands the killing blow (and briefly gives Kargos clarity through his butchers nails to recognize Amit and call out “brother!” is dead ass “eat shit, traitor.” Best line in the franchise
My favorite daemon-world related bit of 40k info is from one of the Cain books, where Amberley remarks in a footnote that trying Exterminatus on a Daemon World is a bad idea, at best it's going to be ineffective, at worst _it'll give them ideas._
What the heck do you meant give them ideas?
@@holy_crusaderoftheholyland4713 Nurgle: "Flesh eating post-singularity super- anthrax? Sign me up!"
Tzeench: "This planet randomly cycles through the effects of an exterminatus before resetting the next day."
Slaanesh: "Oooh a hot tub built out of a cyclonic torpedo crater!"
Khorne: "FUCK IT, PERMANENT ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT!"
Yeah, the Emperor’s Children are definitely going to takeover Bricky’s planet, a nootropic combat enhancing recaf enema is EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT.
Meh it's like giving water to a alcoholic or those who only drink soda and won't drink water because it's not sweet or flavored
@@migrivp2672building blocks my dude. It’s an entire planet to corrupt. They seek the rush of the experience and would absolutely push whatever the planet was capable of to the limit. Chaos as a faction is material infrastructure poor, they rely on magic and raiding so an entire hive planet to fuel their excess. That’s a gem. 🤷🏻♂️
@@migrivp2672 Speaking of, I offered a tea to a homeless dude, and my guy says, "I only drink diet Coke."
@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder based
In The Eye of Terror book they travel to a handful of chaos planets, including the Rose Cluster. The planets are made of rose quartz and grow only roses of various sizes including some as large as trees. There was a planet where the properties of liquids solids and gasses were constantly changing, so when they first landed they were standing on water like it was solid, but then it became air like and they fell through it and fish started attacking them. There was another planet that had a demon controlling it that would come and personally harass the occupants, but he lost control of it to another demon in a shitting contest. Then there were two planets that a Bloodthirster and a Lord of Change mashed together and they bet on who's army would win
Wait, what do you mean "shitting contest"?
@@mikhaelgribkov4117 There was a contest to see which one could shit the most in a single go. The winner shit 1.6 tons, if memory serves
There was also the one that ate all the guardsmen trying to invade it. With the last commisat making a live broadcast begging for extraction. Then a doorway turning into a face which sucked him up as the admirals watched.
Overall a subpar book but also a good display of how janky the eye is. Much better than daemon world was.
@@telelkhajiit7910 It was the second 40k book I read. Yeah, the book wasn't great, but I felt like I have a much better understanding of warp entities because you get to see them chilling at a bar and playing games
Daemons when attacking mortals: terrifying disgusting mind shattering entities that destroy your sanity, hope and sense of self before rending your flesh and consuming your soul
Daemons when fighting each other in the warp and daemon worlds: wacky shit tricksters that are basically all bros in on the joke that is their rivalry and never ending unwinnable "War" the Great Game
I am shocked Shy didn't bring up the world Tuska Demonkilla landed on.
Which one was that?
@@elijahhayter3026some fleshy planet that tuska led a warband of orks into the eye of terror for a proppa’ good scrap!
The fighting between ork and khornate demon entertained khorne that much they kept reviving the orks every day to fight once more. Eventually khorne took the orks into their domain where they endlessly fight, die, revive, repeat.
@@_Nythim_
Most races reaction to a Daemon World: It's Hell!
Orks' reaction to a Daemon World: It's Valhalla!
It was on my list we just had so many options I didn't get to it! Maybe there's a part two in there somewhere
@@Kirioth Probably not going to happen, but it would be fun nonetheless
Love when Kirioth bursts through the walls to give a lecture.
Bricky: THE RECAFF MUST FLOW! I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH
"It starts out rough, but it does get worse so it's ok." 40K in a nutshell.
Another cool daemon world is one that appears in the Huron Blackheart novel. It's a planet ruled by Tzeentch that is entirely made of glass. The sand is powdered glass and when it's kicked up it causes light to reflect in odd ways (and also shreds your lungs), you can see into the earth as it shimmers in an unnaturally pearlescent way as light penetrates far deeper than it should, and there is more about the planet that I won't get into cause it's a bit spoilery but is super cool if you know about a certain thing you may have encountered in chemistry class.
Master of the Maelstrom is a fun book.
Bricky you fool! Make your planet a giant Adepta Sororitas gym!
Skip the gym part giant sororita is way better
Rather not summon Doge Vandire
@@destroyah4ever411 doge voredire
Those billions of ladies need a place to work out and relax
OK? He likes the Sororitas, I'm failing to see a problem here lol
Think about the concept of being the planet sized man being eaten by tyranids.
It starts as nothing, gradually becoming worse and worse over time like an itch that you can’t scratch swelling over the course of hours to days to a bad rash, then a light pain of enflamed skin until you gradually just get stuck on the phase of constantly being swallowed by acid.
Crazy stuff.
the tyranid hive ships/landed forces watching a hand hundreds of kilometers wide approach at a measurable fraction of the speed of light:
I'm imagining that scene from Crystal skull where the dude gets eaten alive by ants
On today's episode of the Ridiculous Tour:
KIRIOTH HAS ESCAPED!
THE WALLS HAVE CRUMBLED, THE CLOCKS HAVE STOPPED AND THE GEOMETRY IS BROKEN!
All hail this lord of madness as he bestrides this world, unleashing torment and biscuits with every step!
The paltry resistence of Bricky is no match for him, and the underground resistance founded by DK are on an eternal losing battle!
But Shy is here to put him back in the wall before next week, but never will it be explained why it takes so many squid to do it.
All this and far too much more, after the break!
Like how his suit has a drill tendrils balancing a plate of cookies😂
Hey Bricky.
Wake up.
Siege of Vraks novel announcement just dropped.
Daemon worlds are horrifying eldritch locales that would make H. P. Lovecraft crap his pants... unless you're Tuska Daemonkilla or a member of his WAAAAAGH!, in which case a Daemon world is basically Ork Valhalla.
That's a low bar to call something scary enough to make HP Lovecraft crap his pants... air conditioning and immigrants already do that job easly
At least Khornate Daemon worlds. I doubt they'd have anything approaching fun on a Tzeentchian world
What is the blood cage punishment is a Khorne thing, and happens because when you drink someone else’s blood, you are taking blood from the blood god. The blood must flow, blood for the blood god! Not blood for your tummy
That actually makes sense. Cause blood is suppose to free and splatter everywhere. Not hogged up in your gob.
But followers of Khorne are often shown drinking blood, IIRC in Dawn of War (can't remember which) for example one of the voice lines for the Berzerker is "So much blood, too much to drink"
"Not blood for your tummy"
Blood Angels: 👁👄👁
As a resident of Cleveland, I must defend the honour of my adopted city. The river hasn't caught fire _once_ this year, and I have only _eighteen_ felonies, thank you very much.
Absolutely love that when it comes to making their own planets, Bricky put all this extra background insight into it before making Starbucks World, and DK just straight up made Serenade… Absolute perfection!
I am so happy I found you guys back in 2021. I hurt my ears earlier that year and lost so much of my hearing. Though I managed to persevere until mid 2023 when I damaged my ears again and lost all low-mid dB's. I am thankful I can hear you guys talking at all(even if its no longer as loud, full, and clear as it used to be). It's weird but ever since those incidents I am just so past dependent, I always think about the stuff I used to watch, or listen to, and could hear just perfectly. I guess I am basically sick in the head now...cause it's hard to see my present and future being something worthwhile. With that said and not to be a Debbie downer I am just very thankful that I've been able to listen to the last couple years of your content and I hope to continue listening to your future content as best as I can.
I hope you are doing OK mentally. It's a legit trauma losing a sense or an ability. The loss is real. I've lost things in my life and it takes time to adjust. Take care
Renegade guard unsupported by the Imperium will happily do whatever it takes for a resupply of recaf.
we makin it outta the materium with this one 🔥👁️🔥
Soo you're telling me Floating Fat Space Man with his Millions of Noise Marine pores is a Orbital UE BOOM speaker with Bluetooth & Wifi connectivity?
Yes
40K: Where "what if the guy in charge was using this place to deal drugs" is actually the nice option.
Also I have now looked up "nurgle pool" and am delightfully disgusted.
*and bloopers when they happen*
Wait a minute you mean this ain't the blooper reel
Hearing about the Rose Cluster, where even the stars and planets are shaped like Roses, gave me intense Rick and Morty "This entire planet is on a cob!" flashbacks
Coffee give world is gonna smell FANTASTIC
Bricky should know that the Word Bearers are constantly after good recaf for their late night Book of Lorgar studies. Also, wouldn't recaf be produced in an agriworld with some basic industry?
Genetically engineered Turbo-Recaf, straight from the gene-forges of an eccentric Magos Biologis, grown in Dark Age-era grow-domes, and consecrated in the name of St. Ciaphas, patron saint of caffeine.
God this has to be the best episode so far
Chaos Champion be like "Slaanesh, make me a planet!" and Slaanesh said OK.
i had a Charcter that was from a hive world that just exported paper. had moons where they grew massive tree farms.
Legends say that Brickys forehead is, in of itself, a dæmon world
Just started and already can't wait for Oliensis
"How dose the big guy in space eat and breath?"
"If you're wondering how he eats and breaths and other science facts. Just repeat to yourself 'it's just a show, I should really just relax!'"
Something of that size would take such a long time to die of natural dehydration. Also, space magic.
Nurgle conga line around the globe sounds really fun, not gonna lie
15:15 khorne isn't apposed to "magic" he's after all a creature OF "magic" having many weapons and armo that are magical/shoot fire/ward of attacks what he despises is cowardice such as fighting at range or manipulating your opponents which "magic" often employs,I would imagine he's perfectly fine with you using the warp to punch your opponent in the face so long as you look them in the eyes when you do it.
Biomancers giving themselves super-fists to give Corpse Worshippers a 1-2 Popeye's biscuit with no bev would be in character.
Daemon prince: *teleports to Cleveland* “Am I back in the Warp? Did it get calmer and crappier?”
Also what real city’s would traitor space marine like World Eaters, Night Lords, etc. love to be in?
Los Angeles
Baltimore is on the list somewhere.
I remember seeing a story a long time ago about a Khorn deamon world. It was and endless battle that reset each morning and it was all fun for the deamons until an orc Waagh showed up. It stopped being fun for the deamon prince in charge because the orc warboss kept going for nut shots before dying.
No mention in Lexicanum of whether Oliensis has an atmosphere, but in M37 the Sentinels chapter invaded the world and fought the beastmen and daemonettes and noise marines to the point where the planet woke up and swallowed them. In order to survive inside him, the Sentinels had to resort to cannibalism.
I love how when Bricky said deathworld at the start DK just went "oh bitch"
While you're in Boston, try Pizzeria Regina, but go to the North End one, trust me, it will be one of the best pizzas you've ever had
I second this, only time I went to Boston and it was the best pizza with exception of the post-bootcamp Chicago one. But that's cheating.
I had no answer until Bricky cafe his Recaf answer and the joking death world one.
I want a deathworld where a new type of Coffee was discovered and only catachan level people can pick it.
But the coffee plants only eat men, or something?
Know what would be a funny way to end the universe. A ork meets slanesh and asks to be the biggest ork Evaa and she makes him into a planet amd he makes the biggest whaaaaahhjj
Other Orks use him as an attack moon.
I listened to some upbeat music along with this by accident, the mood whiplash was both bizarre and hilarious.
25:37 This is the Shy that I remember.... Glad to see she's still the master of vicious mockery.
Bricky was channeling his inner Rogal Dorn when he was trying to read the masque article lol
As a Tyranid player, I approve of this episode.
Amazing episode, love the absolute chaos you three have
As someone from Pittsburgh, I can confirm, Nurgle has claimed us.
That bad, huh?
quality of life has improved drastically
As someone from Pittsburgh, I completely disagree. We ranked as one of the cleanest cities in America last year and have done so for a decade.
We would also rank better for air quality if the people testing it stopped performing their tests a half a mile downwind of the only running steel mill in Pittsburgh.😂
I feel like the chaos gods don't care about punishing anybody, they're just looking for a very particular type of soul so that when they smack em it makes the noise they like.
A recaf world is the ideal choice besides a paradise world. It'd be the most heavily defended world after Terra & Macragge
Love the part with the rose, it's kinda like a perfect analogy to the sacred geometry theory like how from galaxies to atoms everything follows roughly the same pattern of forms hinting at some universal doctrine or law upon which our universe is built, the existencial crisis that comes with such thinking just fits tzeentch perfectly
My answer: A garden world. Something like Ecaz from Dune. Pastoral with ranching and specialty trees for fancy wood for the nobles. Maybe premium lumber and textiles.
Post-Warp: Going full HellTaker. Gimme my demonette harem.
Sometimes being a greater daemon sounds good, you can just decide it’s rose time and make literally a billion roses.
The CORRECT answer, is a catgirl world where the prime export is super re-caff! And if that world is ever attacked, you just arm the garrison commander with a laser pointer and watch the catgirls play with their new chew-toys!
said teeth upon coming into contact with a black-white painted pauldron of ceramite rapidly followed by a black fist of ceramite
@@hudsonflores5478 Well, you open the can first to get at the meat inside! You're not supposed to eat the can!
If tyranis would invite the 'giant man planet' I want to beleave that he would wake up, stight himself up and start waving his hands around himself like man attacked by canibalisting wasps
id love to see a movie of that. a month of a daemon planet.
Some say that Kirioth is stuck on the Podcast Daemon World to this day, still trying to English.
You know there is a single planet in the warp called Calm, it's literally just a chaos break room where every faction meets and just relaxs, no fighting, no torture humans and demons just wave at each other and go about their day no having to worship or preform sacrifices to their god it is literally just a world where everyone is on vacation for a week or two before they have to leave ang go back to work
The Pleasure Planet, aka Planet Gooning
Listening to DK's personal planet description,"ah so he's a cocaine manufacturer during WW1 gotcha"
Can confirm, Pittsburgh is a Nurgle demon planet
Isn’t Plague Planet a geographical carbon copy of Barbarus, Mortarion’s homeworld?
Bricky just described Planet Starbucks. XD
Detective ridiculous: flat wood monster please 🙏
Hey Earth is pretty fun, sometimes.
"My mother is no longer with us..."
"Oh, I'm sorry... she's in a better place. In the warp. Specifically Oliensis."
The first guy who wrote about Oliensis after this episode: "Look how they massacred my boy" 😢
And that ending tangent is why I'm here 😂
i laughed so hard at the sudden thought of tyranids pogging out at the large lad, like the most disgusting carnival food that will give the swarm indigestion for a few decades
LA California and Finland are accurate depictions of what it's like to live on a daemon world
I thought LA was our current day Hive.
Explain yourself
Finland has some cultural exports in terms of video games: Sam Lake, Cruelty Squad, and Ultrakill
@@matiasyannuzzi9655 Hive worlds probably have a better housing market.
@matiasyannuzzi9655 I thought that was new York?
I just realized Kirioth has cookies
I wonder of the guys realize that Oliensis is just us. A giant fat man with warhammer characters living in his hand? It's a jab at Warhammer players.
Shy missed an opportunity to edit in a massive explosion when bricky dropped his phone
Surprised you didn't bring up Sortiarius, Magnus's daemon world which is currently manifesting in real space as he builds up his Psychic empire right under everyone's noses. Nobody can deal with it because of incantations and sacrifices of human psykers he does every day, but he is really really close to Terra.
Love it when Kirioth drops by:)
this is going to sound weird, but i wish there was more fanart about oliensis and the noise marines, specially from the surface
"Don't you just melt when you go in the Warp?'
You melt. What makes you think that would kill you? The chaos gods have your soul now, they're gonna play with it even after your body is destroyed 😁
Do you know the expression fate worse than death? That's the Warp XD
What, an episode about Daemon worlds, and no mention of Medrengard?!
I cant belive they put caseoh in 40k
I think the idea of Y'gharnak is that if you're taking the blood then that means you're not offering it to Khorne, so he puts you in the cage where you have to spill your own blood so he can make back what you stole from him.
It makes a twisted kind of sense that Khone would punish his followers for drinking blood.
1 drinking it is kinda like stealing it from him.
2 if the theory that he wanted big E's angel boy as a champion he may simply be salty.
So these aren't like the Chaos controlled worlds in the Gaunt's Ghosts books that could actually be reconquered and were just full of human cultists, right?
I can't stop laughing to the end of this video because my God they just went off the deep end in it's funny as hell
What if the Orks got ahold of Bricky’s super ReCaff? 😂
This episode reminds me why there’s so much madness and crazy shit in Warhammer 40 K, and the Bolter porn is entirely misdirection.
Can you imagine audiences going to theatres being introduced to demon worlds???? I need this.
Are you guys going to do a part 2 for this and talk about some more of these demon planets?
Demon world in the eye of terror book: the rose world is a whole star system in the eye of terror the has been turned into a rose. Tectonic plates overlapping and such.
Another fun demon world was just a giant bowl of blood where a bunch of demons fighting in it. Good stuff.
Demon worlds aren’t in the warp. They are in a warp rift like the Eye of Terror, where real space and the warp overlap.