DEATH WORLDS: YOU DON'T BELONG HERE | Warhammer 40k Lore
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Death World is a planet in which the native flora and fauna has evolved into naturally aggressive and dangerous forms. These eco-systems are finely balanced between continual destruction and lightning-fast reproduction. Death worlds take many forms, ranging from jungle-covered hell-holes with carnivorous plants and animals to barren, volcanic wastelands racked by ion storms. The most famous and notorious Death World is the hellish planet of Catachan.
Some worlds can be turned into Death Worlds, like what occurred on Indiga after numerous captive giant predators escaped from their zoos. When this happens, these worlds are labeled as Man-Made Death Worlds.
Humans can, and do, live on these worlds, but it is a never-ending struggle. On many death worlds it is as if the entire bio-mass of the planet were consciously motivated against human settlement - concentrating forces against intruders to destroy them. Death worlds with human settlements or colonies can have populations of 1,000 to 15,000,000 - บันเทิง
Personally I like Catachan for one fact: A demon invasion happened and Catachan won.
Not the humans, the planet.
Just like Poison Ivy said in Arkham Knight. Nature always wins.
There's also evidence that the Tyranids tried something there long, long ago. They failed. Instead of the 'nids consuming and integrating Catachan's fauna, Catachan absorbed the leftover Tyranid bioforms into its ecology, and that's where you get things like the Catachan Devil.
It’d be ironic if it was nurgle demons.
I shit you not, their ecosystem also has tyranids, the planet is so dangerous that the universe destroying bugs got integrated into the food chain.
@@massgunner4152 oh yeah that Catachan Devil, which is very VERY likely some kind of Tyranid offshoot. apparently the Fenrisian Kraken is in the same boat.
friggin nids man.....XD
One of my favorite lesser known death words is Vallia.
It is a jungle planet full with carnivore plants and animals that fell under Tau control.
However, every time the Tau send expedition fleets all the living creatures would swarm and slaughter them.
It was latter discovered that the planet itself was fully sapient and every animal,bug, plant and microorganism in it was part of a hive mind controlled by it and saw all alien life as invaders to be extrerminated.
Currently the Tau are trying to find a way to communicate with the planet in order to convince it to join the greater good.
Holy crap that's amazing. We had the old Necron Death Star, the Tyranids are working on theirs (Hive Fleet Tiamat's continent-organism), and now we have the potential for the Tau to find their own too! And through the Power of Friendship no less!!!
Imagine if they managed to get the planet to join though, it's literally peak Greater Good already.
What a peak T'au thing to do. Hilarious, I'm loving it!
So is that how they fight like the imperial phalanx and like all the other ginormous imperium stuff probably what GW is gonna do
Please James Workshop, DO SOMETHING WITH T’AU AUXILIARIES, THE POTENTIAL IS UNREAL!
Vulkan seeing a barking toad 'I WOULD LIKE TO PET DIS CREECHA' BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"It would be but a single boop on its noggin'"
*Must Boop The Snoot!*
Why Jamaican accent for Vulkan? Just curious, that changes vulkan in my head a bit 😆
@@nateinky01I believe it's a TTS reference, but it has been a while since I've watched the series, so I could be misremembering
@@ianbuchanan7804it is. Specifically to Road trip.
I'm on that Catachan Shadow Garden Grown Dark Evil Pack, they watered this shit with the blood of 36 Hive Tyrants. Shits so green it should be asking me "Where's the Wagh?" Brother, this shit will turn your 2nd heart off. Exterminatus levels of sour. Lung slaughtering chaos kush. Shit got purity seals on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag brother. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious KSon Sorcerer warp grass. This shit straight out of Barbarus. This shit is what shot Sanguinius, R.I.P. my glorious hawk boi for real dog. Peace.
I read this in ai badgers voice lol
@@theshadowwalker8244Me too!
“This planet humbles me to no bound. Tank sized scorpapeeds, platoon eating plants, and trench foot for the power armored.”
-Vulkan describing his time on Catachan, early M42.
“ WHY DO PEOPLE LIVE HERE?!!?!? “
- Corvus Corax describing his time on Catachan, early M42
"Hmm... Could use some... redecoration..."
- Lion El'Johnson describing his time on Catachan
*Starts Fucking Flying* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRGGHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - Sly Marbo on a regular Tuesday
_"We don't know who shot him - they all fired at the same time"_ is such a great line. 🤣🤣
" No, sir, I'm not claiming they all took credit for firing the shot. I'm saying *THEY ALL SHOT HIM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!* " 😂❤
There was a rule in the catachan 3rd ed codex called "oops, sorry sir" where you roll a d6 for each commissar in your list, and on a 1 they're killed
That is too beautiful for this world
Blue collar worker at work: this is why people join Chaos
The forces of Chaos only employ unionized labor. And nobody's crazy enough to try to strike break or act as a scab during contract negotiations. 😂❤ DAMN IT CHAOS, WHY YOU GOTTA KEEP BEING SO COOL!
“Why do people Live Here!?”
-Corvus Corax
Looking forward to when Kirioth graduates to the vents
Sus.
It's summer he would never get that privilege
The hilarious thing about Death Worlds is you'd think Primarchs who grew up on one would be more likely to turn traitor. But nope, half the loyalist and only one traitor ended up on a death world.
Granted, Horus and Fulgrim were both from planets that were only just barely better than a death world. But so was Dorn, so...
Is there much lore about Horus' homeworld? Besides some vague reference to gangsters I haven't come across any.
@@angry_zergling it was a mining world that had long used up all of its resources. It was basically a barren rock, which is inherently too habitable to be a death world
@@thewerdna I see! Neat!
@@thewerdna The barren rock has to at least be toxic/radioactive/alive to get death world status.
@MachineMan-mj4gj yep. Cthonia and Chemos were resource poor barren rocks that sucked to live on but didn't have anything super dangerous about them. Inwit meanwhile was the closest to being a death world, being a freezing rock with dangerous predators, but was just barely kinda habitatable-ish so it was disqualified.
Bloodletter Daemon: >charging towards a Catachan guard<
The Guard: _"YOU DON'T SCARE ME, I HAVE EATEN BIGGER THINGS THAN YOU."_
Chaos daemons canonically got summoned onto Catachan at one point, and the Jungle Fighters just withdrew and let the planet take care of them.
I'm not even joking, it was hilarious.
@@Reddotzebra well think about it: when you cut away all the worst impulses, nurgle is also the god of nature incarnate. by that token catachan is practically a nurgle daemon world.
@@Reddotzebradidnt catachan also get sucked into the warp during the warp storms after slanesh and came back out completely fine? Also dont forget about the whole nids situation lol
@@burnin8able I'm very certain even the daemons of Nurgle avoid Catachan like we avoid the plague. That planet eats EVERYTHING: humans, chaos daemons, traitor astartes, T'au, Drukhari, Orkz, its own flora and fauna, Tyranids. Even the 'Nids cannot conquer and devour Catachan because none of their scouts have ever returned.
They've probably fucked, killed, and eaten, not in that order, bigger things then a Bloodletter.
Guardsman: "Dammit, the acid rain burned off my boots!"
No one:
Bricky: *sniffsniff* "yo is that guardsman feet"
Brickd 😏
his reaction to getting called out had some real hurt to it lmfao. that "MAN, FUCK YOU!" got some pain in it
Remember: It only STARTS being ironic.
Bricky is only interested in the ladyboy guardsman. He is a follower of chaos, after all. Do not believe his lies 😂
Bricky was goge vandire all along
For the Only War TTRPG, you could make your own custom regiments from a combination of planets, regiment doctrines, and specializations. I ended up making a Death World regiment called the Fenrisian Huscarls. They were meant to be a tanky melee focused regiment that used armour breaking weaponry. Our GM had us fight an offshoot of the Tyranids which were just the bugs from Starship Troopers, and there was a moment where my guardsman was inside the tank and the Nids claw came down and just barely missed killing him. So what did he do? He stabbed his sword into the claw as it was pulled out of the tank and he climbed up that giant bug until he found a weak spot and just went to town until it died. He got a promotion for saving the rest of the squad, but lost his arm in the process. Worth it.
Such an underappreciated system
love me some OW. I once was the GM for a campaign where the players were part of a penal legion that got liberated by the Tau to then fight the PDF to fully take over the planet since it was just completely left in the dust by the imperium. one of the players played a Ratling that got chaos mutation sickness so bad her bones melted, the squad leader literally never hit a single shot with her bolt pistol the entire campaign, the resident stranded tech priest almost fried his own cyborg brain trying to comprehend an ork snazzgun. fun times.
I made a Regiment once called the Necris Mortian 469th Grenadier Regiment.
A Deathworlder regiment focused on explosive-armaments, cuz the homeworld's natural predators have naturally adapted to survive the unbelievably lethal necrotizing atmosphere of the world. Everyone lives underground and a full-ABC type suit is needed or necrotizing death really fast. limb needing to be cut off and cauterized if exposed even minimally.
Planet is also one of those very deathtrap places that looks verdant, lovely and inviting from orbit. you hate it every second of your remaining life the moment you're exposed to it's atmosphere.
The most "pip pip cheerio" regiment i think is the Praetorian Guard, they wear Pith helmets and have handlebar mustaches
They did a poster of them, even!
Bricky, I cannot stress how accurate you were about the blue collar worker just coming from work and hearing "I'm working now" as you do podcasting and streaming with vtubers. Literally have 32 work hours within the last 3 days of this 7 day work week and hearing that just made me unimaginable pissed lol
Chemdogs homeworld sounds like the kinda place The Nightlords would try to recruit from.
I heard that and went "Damn, that sounds like Nostramo"
It sounds like Los Angeles
I like to think Catachans communicate through flexing like Armstrong and Izumi's husband.
*The Catachanian flexed himself out of the room*
Muscles are a universal language ❤
Probably Catachans have some elaborate sign-language, just for between them. But when they speak low Gothic they woukd sound like Kurt Russell rehearsing his role as Snake.
New headcanon acquired: They all sound like MGRR characters, including the sharp inhale through their teeth mid-sentence.
more like a planet full of Arnolds that speaks Crocodile Dundee :p
You don't want to be here? Kriegs and Catachans would say otherwise.
Catachans join the guard to get off their planet. Nothing is worse than Catachan. Kriegs do not want to be anywhere that isn’t a battlefield.
@LordEquinox123 their reason is to serve the Golden Throne. It's their duty, not an excuse to leave their home.
@@YoBen100 I never said they couldn’t do both.
@LordEquinox123 good point.
@@LordEquinox123 average Catachan guardsman lifespan is joked to be longer than any 'civilian' on the homeworld.
Blood Angel + Space Wolf Poster sounds like a 40k Underworld Poster Vampires+Lychen
If memory serves I believe the creator of the badger song celebrated its 20th anniversary last year
Mr Weebl, a hero of the interwebs.
DK, there was a short story about a young man on Catachan who was attempting his Guard initiation out in the jungle. A Catachan Devil ended up hunting the initiates and the hero Of this story in particular. At one point, the hero stumbles across a Barking toad and somehow arranges for the Catachan devil to stumble upon it, which obviously weakens the devil with the explosion. Still survives, but I think the hero manages to kill the wounded devil and his father and some warriors find the injured hero limping back home barely alive
"...take honey badgers and make them angrier..." I just can't imagine how that could be possible.
37:00 cue the Rogue Trader pointing out, "Man you guys really like wolves don't you?"
5:00 It’s actually before my lunch break mid construction shift. But I would never dream of strabbing you, that honor belongs to Shy. Mine is the role of eating popcorn and watching her unleash her wrath on you. 😜
I mean surely it would be your role to provide Shy with the various power tools she would want to use.
@@burnin8able I could do so… but part of me wants to withhold my personal tools for 2 reasons. 1 to keep Bricky/DK bits off them. 2 to see what sort of Orcish devices her imagination and rage can conjure in the absence of proper tools. 😳
@@MightyMaynes Those are some fine reasonings.
I love the thumbnail of this video. Just the Space Marine standing there like: "Well... Fuck." Amuses me greatly.
Us Spotify listeners got a Eath worlds episode not a death worlds episode 💀
*Comments on youtube*
6:26 “Where do you think you’d be on a regular basis for that to happen?”
Me, an Australian: “Sounds like a pretty normal place not going to lie?”
I thought Catachan also had a special metal that they make their knives out of?
Vulkan squeezing a barking toad literally making its eyes bulge* DIS IS MY BEST GOOD FRIEND I LOVE DIS BOUNCY BOI SO MUCH
Nocturne: Listen, i like people living in my surface but im a mean motherfucker, so you better help each other out.
Nocturnians: Aight, bet, we'll produce the best and huggiest boi ever.
Vulkan: I AM VULKAN
For you DK we can make an rpg world
Gahena: a world covered in fast growing forest and burrowing animals all settlements must be underground due to its unique storms. Its atmosphere stretches so far out that helium freezes into hailstones the helium hail is then sucked down in strong hurricane winds and grow as wayer freezes to them before being thrown to the ground between 10 and 100 times their original size. If not collected and melted by promethium the helium will evaporate and and expand until the surrounding ice explodes into violent shrapnel. A single hailstones is nearly a third as powerful as a modern frag grenade with storms dropping as many as a thousand per square mile. Even underground sunrise is often felt rather than seen.
I think it is my eyes tricking me.... but I swear Bricky's head gets bigger with every episode.
It could be. They actually did that bit before if I remember right. So maybe they are seeing if we are paying attention?
I feel like Shy is gonna get some mileage out of the Cleveland meme in this one
Wait, another Kiroth Episode already? If time keeps passing at this pace, my remaining 40 years until retirement will blow past like a breeze!
Deathworld Bloop: a world size spacehulk. Inhabited by (somehow loyal?) humans. Along with their foes orks, tryanids, daemons, and (of course) the occasional Dark Eldar raiders.
Isn't that the Arks of Omen? (But without the loyalists)
can’t wait for the book club so I can know DK’s thoughts on the literal first line of the book. GW subtlety at its best
What are the words? I'm curious I haven't read it lol
+1 would like to know
@@cowsquid8859it is I Horus Heresy here to claim the 40,000 warhammers
Can't say... Would spoil it 😊
@@cowsquid8859 “I was there the day Horus slew the Emperor”
I think Medusa is a death world, they also have the moving cities.
A book had the Chem-dogs, and their commissar basically was fairly relaxed. Basically, as long as they moved forward in battle and didn't violently squabble on down time **too** much, he was happy.
Medusa is a Savage World, a grade below Death World
"I don't wanna be old!" DK, I felt that. I know it doesn't help, but just know you're not alone.
For context, read the name of the profile
@@josecoronadonieto6911 hahaha
A town called Malice on a world called Murder?
*space-ska intensifies*
So we got two contenders for posters in the future:
Imperial Regiment Orchid 8th Iron Boots to protect them from Chaos Feet Fetishists.
Cursed founding legion: Blood Wolves, the result of fusing two Primarc Genseed stock for new marines.
I'm still waiting for a flayed one or an anime Oltyx of Ithakas one
What about a pinup of a female custodes? They've ALWAYS been there, IDK why they haven't made one already.........
@@Secret_Takodachi I think they do have a poster of one. Not a pin up, but they have the Female Custodian hitting on a SoS.
Can't wait to hear about ahriman sometime in the future now we talk about death worlds and hopefully Caliban
I wonder what Kieroth was thinking when he heard that last part.
"are you seriously going to end this episode with microplastics in the balls?"
no, we're going to end it by accusing bricky of having a foot fetish
can't believe they didn't know the whole murder planet was pre heresy and the dude cutting his hand trough his armor and using the talon was our favorite eternal
They'll find out when they read the book. That whole part is in horus rising
@@Kyrobinthian Literally in the first book?
@@josecoronadonieto6911 yep :D pretty weird
I like how this non-aligned part of the universe, the concept of death worlds, is so cloesly linked to the guard specifically. They have to use this atrocious environments to keep up. This is great worldbuilding
Many of the toughst space marine chapters recruits from deathworlds too.
@@davidfrancisco3502 Yeah, but the emperor and the heresy and the personality of the Primarch are such big parts that the Death World loses importance in relation. Not saying it's dispensable, it's part of their backstory, but unlike for the guard regiment, it's not 90% of their identity
Ok, it‘s kinda getting insane how AR and Isyander & Koda are tackling multiple same topics at the same time since the Thousands Sons.
I'm a lot more comfortable with Isyander and Koda.
just noticed kirioth's mechadendrite is holding a plate of cookies
If I remember right, Catachan (at least originally) was settled cause the ore there was used to make Astartes combat knives, that's why the Catachan units in lore always have huge fucking knives
Ceiling Belkar is watching you disappoint daddy
Death World: We don't like no Terrans 'round here.
Not working there any more but I would listen to you guys during my amazon night shift job
The blue-collar worker thing actually made me feel better. It's good to know that they're aware of how easy they have it. Both humble and great content creators.
15:49 I think a deep, South Hill Billy voice could work really well for some catachan, not all of them, but some mix in
I would like to mention that Catachan is referenced in various books, and the main product that they export other than troops is... wood. Planetary Governors often have furniture make out of it and it costs a fortune.
I have that Catachan Jungle grass. It's so heretical you'll say "Where's Horus?"
Wait, but how do they know the toad explodes? the only way to know is to see it happen. But to see how it happens and survive to tell someone, you need to be a kilometer away. Who can see someone threatening a toad a kilometer away through a dense jungle? Sly Marbo
So Fenrisian Ice Trolls. Bladed limbs, chitinous carapaces, purple ichor for blood... sound like a certain extragalactic species to anyone else? Same with the Kraken and Frostwyrms. The Wolves also have an artifact called the Krakens Egg which Mr Russ is said to have taken from the Kraken he killed. Solo. Kraken have tentacles _15 miles/24 kilometres_ in length, just as a side note. Anyways the Egg: AdMech believes that it is Tyrannic in origin. I like the implications of a world settled during the Dark Age of Technology already having Tyranid bioforms.
According to Ciaphas Cain, it's not just Catachans that tends to make Commissars disappear, although they're probably the most blatant about it, he tries to teach to his cadets that being easy on the men will prevent you from dying in battle from a shot in the back XD
Even regular guardsmen could want to "reroll" the Commsiar they were assigned to if they find him too trigger happy or intolerant. And well, the Guard is dangerous, even for officers :p
Fun fact, The lesser Barking Toad had rules in 3rd ed. They moved in random directions and if they came into contact with anything it exploded with the same profile as a demolisher cannon.
DK coming in dual-wielding chairs in the last minute was awesome.
Picture this: A chaos god opens a portal to attempt invading Catachan. Not only are the daemon's beaten, but the wildlife gets through it, and that god has to spend centuries trying to keep their realm safe from now warp empowered plants and animals.
DK absolutely shutting down Bricky at the end with the whole feet and Iron Boots IG regiment joke just made my day. DK gets it from Bricky so much that it's nice to see DK get one over on Bricky. Good job little catboy Mechanicus adept!
My job blocked youtube so I listen on spotify. You guys make an hour or so of my day so much better when you drop a new one.
That idea of everyone needing to be perfect so they can survive os called: had to be sharp.
Catachan Boof Pack smelling stronger than the underside of Typhus' Swarm pipes.
Call me a Rubrik Marine the way I'm dusted.
I AM Alpharius, I have always BEEN Alpharius, and I will CONTINUE to be Alpharius.
For the "pip pip cheerio" guard, there's the Praetorian Guard, which are basically victorian british expeditionary troops transplanted to 40k. Their homeworld is basically a whole planet's worth of London, which has to be one of the most terrifying things GW ever came up with.
Man, that Bricky feet burn at the end was amazing and cathartic
i just want to say this is a fantastic thumbnail
"What does Catachan make anyway besides soldiers?" "Weed. They make the best weed." That's canon forever now. ...also the stuck up jerks in Gaunt's Ghosts are the Bluebloods but I always voiced em as frat bros :D
The Catachan Zaza got me speaking High Gothic !
AAAAH ! The Nids are back!
Slowly faded into Darkness, and I let Sanguinius take 'em!
Just wanted to tell yall I listened to the first 5 minutes of this episode and hear yall describing the grave yard shift... as I'm working the Graveyard shift, halfway through the work week💀 enjoy yalls easy street😂 but for real love your guys content especially when kirath is in too!
"Howl's Moving Castle is just one house, I don't know about one that's a city"
smh my head this disrespect for Chrome Shelled Regios, where gigantic domed cities with legs roam the planet because the world is fucked because of the emergence of giant bugs that eat everything... eats everything.
Being born in Catachans is like being born into basic training. -comes out of the womb- “here’s your environment. Learn it!”
I'm absolutely labelling my next harvest as Catachan Kush now, thanks for the inspiration guys.
Ceiling cat is from 06?!? That hurt my soul
I just found out a few notable albums of my youth are having multi-decade anniversaries. Time passes no matter what.
In Straken, there's a Catachan who acts odd, Lavant, I think. Straken knows he's a Catachan but his manner reminds him of Cadians. Clean, pencil stache type dude.
Lmao the Dracula flow reference
🎶another day older and the deeper in debt🎶Peter won’t you call me cause I can’t go🎶 I owe my soul to the company stone🎶
Bricky, you and Kerioth saying "you don't want to go back to seventh edition," has the same energy as "you don't want to play older editions of World of Warcraft,"
You bet your ass I want to play with those hazard tables
My favorite deathworlders has to be the Valhallans.
There's nothing that beats surviving on a planet, where the only time you can step outside your underground hive is like a single summer day, where the temperature won't freeze your face off immediately 😂
Razor Hail is also a thing in Gears of War. GoW2 has an entire level based around moving from building to building without spending more than a couple seconds out in the open or you just die.
1:02:49 this makes me wonder how dangerous an obsidian sandstorm would be, just a surging mass of tiny razor edged flecks.
Have you heard about sandblasting? This process can be done using various materials, including glass dust. And obsidian is essentially a naturally occurring glass.
@@Jfk2Mr except harder and it naturally sharpens when fractured down to a nanometer edge
Hey guys love the channel and the vids keep it up. Was wandering if for the next book club you could read hellsreach my favourite 40k book (it’s basically just 300 but in space and with black Templars and lots of green mushrooms) keep up the good work :) thx
Crazy idea:
A collab with astartes anonymous, in wich you guys previously design each a homebrew space marine chapter, guard regiment or warband, and during the episode you explain It and the Creative process
Bricky talking about the Iron Boots, trench foot would be really prominent amongst other foot ailments.
In one of the Commissar Cain books, it mentions that the Tyrands were in the Milky Way back in early to mid 30K, due to a bunch of them being trapped in ice.
5:30 you know what Bricky, next time I'm at a Warhammer convention (or if I can get moved to Cali) im bringing a movie prop and some ketchup.
I have 20 stops left in my mail route, don't do me like this...
I love all the RLM shy puts in the vids
16:34 The regiment Bricky is thinking of is the Royal Volpone 50th, the Bluebloods. They're are made up of only Volpone nobility. They'd keep slaves to do all the heavy lifting like trench digging or cleaning equipment, but deny them weapons so they couldn't partake in the honor of fighting. The 1st, 2nd, 4th, and 14th regmients also appear in other stories.
Not the Catachan Kush 🤣
“16 Tons, What do you get?” I was NOT expecting D.K of all people to pull a Tennessee Ernie Ford or Tom Jones reference on my WarHammer podcast of all fucking places.
I love how warhammers understanding of training soldiers is literally making a planet designed to KILL them. Its like the best chickens coming from a fox world because chickens there become the best of the best or die
bricky sunsetting fashion is the next move in destiny(which they already kinda did,soo many good armor sets locked behind the season pass grind)
My favorite death world is the one in the death world story involving catachan guys, where the planet itself is alive and created mudmen out of corpses and uses a shiny light to lure people into acid pools and can even make people stand up into tripwires if your not prepared to fight mentally against it
with all the talk of big beasties of the death worlds would a "just a little nom" shirt be a thing for the nids or deathworld themed shirt?
the comfiest of worlds
*happy death gaurd, krieg, and katachan noises*
Catachan is so deadly you can OD on its weed.
The restraint Kirioth had about the planet Murder is very admirable, considering book club
So does Bricky's Iron Boots regiment also have silver on their fingers as well as boots on their feet?