How to make Babushka's Strawberry Jam - Cooking with Boris

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  • @alikarpuz6938
    @alikarpuz6938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22597

    If I die please bury me in squatting position.

    • @gaiseric_sk7262
      @gaiseric_sk7262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

      Ali Karpuz Real Slavs never die blin

    • @chinchilla0708
      @chinchilla0708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      Ali Karpuz no please bury me in strawberry jam

    • @abrahamsweetvoice651
      @abrahamsweetvoice651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Ali Karpuz : Bu kanalda Türk var mıydı lan ?!

    • @TuanAnhNguyen-xt1yk
      @TuanAnhNguyen-xt1yk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      and everyone at the funeral have to squat too, blin

    • @niceoneamigo
      @niceoneamigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      bury me in my lada

  • @frwystr
    @frwystr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10878

    In Western countries, they have security cameras. In Eastern Europe, we have babushka on balcony

    • @JuanHerrero
      @JuanHerrero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +770

      And nothing worth stealing.
      :^)

    • @framez01
      @framez01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      same here in south america, no camera, lot of grandmas, and the alarm is one grandma hitting a cooking pot with a wood spoon

    •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Not only and smoking unemployed men. :D

    • @Baboner984
      @Baboner984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Ikr in finland there is always one or more babushkas looking down from balcony and calling cops for no real reason😂

    • @902d
      @902d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Those are special babushkas with flower hats!

  • @cromaxor630
    @cromaxor630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3739

    Babushka's potion of health:
    10+ Health
    30% Power regeneration

  • @-v0ltage-778
    @-v0ltage-778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1057

    *sees 3 words* "MADE IN ITALY"
    Boris: I DO NOT BELIEVE.

    • @gayfurry5287
      @gayfurry5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *_nn O O O O_*

    • @johnfoltz8183
      @johnfoltz8183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a Russian inwension

    • @partyjerk
      @partyjerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johnfoltz8183 probably a joke about italians stealing recipes and claiming as their own

    • @giarenella
      @giarenella 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@partyjerk like?

    • @Codingtimex3
      @Codingtimex3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gayfurry5287 it's NOOOOOOoooooo

  • @Playbahnosh
    @Playbahnosh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    For those concerned, here's why jams need so much sugar: preservation.
    Pure/granulated sugar is a desiccant, meaning it binds water. It dehydrates things it comes in contact with (much like salt), which makes it very inhospitable to microorganisms like bacteria and mold, which need water to grow. This is why pure sugar never spoils. The cooking process of making the jam kills most of the microorganism, and if it's put into an airtight jar, the sugar will bind the remaining water content and prevent anything nasty from growing. But if the jar is not airtight, even the humidity in the air can cause mold or bacteria to start growing, so you need to keep your jars refrigerated after opening them.
    Also, even if you have health concerns, *do not* decrease the amount of sugar you put into the jam, because it will compromise the anti-septic effect. If you absolutely must, (or you are diabetic and must use sweeteners and gelatin instead of real sugar) keep your resulting jam refrigerated at all times and consume in a few days or else it *will* rot/sprout mold.
    As a side-note: consuming sugar does not directly cause diabetes. Type-1 Diabetes is the body's inability to synthesize insulin, the hormone which breaks down blood-sugar. This is either something you are born with or develop in early childhood due to some illness that affects your pancreas. Recent studies suggest that Type-2 (or late-onset) Diabetes is actually not the lack of insulin production, but it's actually insulin _resistance_ which is linked to the huge amounts of starch we consume with processed foods. So, if you are already diabetic, consuming sugar can be detrimental to your health, but it will not cause diabetes on it's own.

    • @FranzG1337
      @FranzG1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      As a food scientist I agree. I just want to point out a common mistake in home canning. When filling the jars, it is important not to overfill, but leave what's called a headspace, between the bottom of the lid and the top of the food. Headspace is a key factor to achieve a good seal.

    • @hunters.dicicco1410
      @hunters.dicicco1410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      lots of good info here. спасибо товарищу

    • @ethanlarribeau5959
      @ethanlarribeau5959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nerd

    • @davsalooki5487
      @davsalooki5487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/iamverysmart

    • @zydanakbar9884
      @zydanakbar9884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Thank you for sharing your information

  • @Bob-ck4dl
    @Bob-ck4dl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2896

    Some people laugh at me for being eastern european, I laugh at them when they try to squat

    • @owaissuryo1695
      @owaissuryo1695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      i see that you met kolya

    • @tiffanyponce1373
      @tiffanyponce1373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Barnabas Balega you be surprised how many Slavs can't squat. on my part however it could just be because I was born in.....sigh......the u.s. -_-

    • @kimjong-un8343
      @kimjong-un8343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      GigXGaming I am Italian and i can perfect squat like slav

    • @Sladjana971
      @Sladjana971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I always squat like a slav...(maybe because I am a slav)

    • @ristosavolainen2352
      @ristosavolainen2352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GigXGaming prkl prkl

  • @expli767
    @expli767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1819

    0:03 Boris just had a WW2 flashback.

    • @lkjmahuajustmemething1429
      @lkjmahuajustmemething1429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      GRANADE!
      Wait, it just a wood...

    • @chebu...
      @chebu... 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ahh i still remember 2nd chechen war

    • @MAGEMYST69
      @MAGEMYST69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      bappo no fappo EGGS DEE

    • @ixmail_adz0074
      @ixmail_adz0074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bappo no fappo aah it’s nam all over again

    • @ShrimpExpert
      @ShrimpExpert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grenade!

  • @aerial11
    @aerial11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    if boris was my babushka for a day: "why you no eat more semechki? you are as thin as siberian grass, blin!"

    • @gokmensrt
      @gokmensrt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Siberian grass is probably thicker than me

    • @okiku6007
      @okiku6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      damn truth hurts ._.

    • @viiiiiiiipuri
      @viiiiiiiipuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      boris pls stop you gave me too much jam blyat- **explodes**

  • @hendrikpat
    @hendrikpat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    3:10
    "Mos of the berries you can leave completely untouched,"
    "Except for this one..."
    *"This one you eat."*

    • @aguy2035
      @aguy2035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Syd Mcfluffypuppy great job

    • @emilymg1
      @emilymg1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MY FAVORITE PARTTTT

    • @lukasyt9604
      @lukasyt9604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russian Strawberry: CYKA KURVA BLYAT!

    • @zoekirk1848
      @zoekirk1848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cook tax!

    • @m8rtia9
      @m8rtia9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lollzz..that was truly funny

  • @Декард-и2ц
    @Декард-и2ц 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2024

    Didn’t realise Soviets used German Stick Grenades to cook

    • @jatisoem7472
      @jatisoem7472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      loot from war?

    • @Guy_GuyGuy
      @Guy_GuyGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      No no, Soviets used Soviet stick grenades, RGD-33 blyat

    • @somabhadraghosh5441
      @somabhadraghosh5441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Steilhandgranate :)

    • @jacplac97
      @jacplac97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Potato masher

    • @jjkpanda6791
      @jjkpanda6791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s a war trophy

  • @pixelgopnik3453
    @pixelgopnik3453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Sweet memories of my childhood when my Ukrainian babushka gave me a task to collect as much strawberies as I can for this jam. I was collecting all day but it was always worth it. I showed her this video now and she felt as much as nostalgic as me so she made it once again.

    • @linkbond08
      @linkbond08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Do i have to refrigerate this jam?
      I made it with blueberries, but in refrigerator it becomes very stiff/hard. can i leave it out if i eat it fast enough?

    • @JoseMedina-ft8pz
      @JoseMedina-ft8pz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@linkbond08 force your jam to watch gay porn so it can be soft again

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JoseMedina-ft8pz what if jam is gay

    • @dylanbksp
      @dylanbksp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jimmyjohnjohnson9803 then straight porn

    • @janszkylaszlo
      @janszkylaszlo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@linkbond08 With so much sugar, you don't need to refrigerate it. Though we call this marmelade, not jam.

  • @jopera7798
    @jopera7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    2:56 boris: now this might seem a lot of sugar to you. * proceeds to add two heart attacks worth of sugar. *

    • @seanmortell2365
      @seanmortell2365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      There’s fruit is healthy

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      still less sugar per mouthful than coca cola

    • @francoredstone4799
      @francoredstone4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Two heart attacks? You need 15 grams per kilo of your body weight to die because of overdose so you need 1 and a half kilograms to kill someone that weights 100 kilos

    • @freshbread4039
      @freshbread4039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadowsweetheart7188 AMERICAAAA

    • @niveth1
      @niveth1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But you know, there is fruit as well. But that won’t save you tho

  • @mattiacarluschi7339
    @mattiacarluschi7339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    - *Ahh! I see Babushka no longer uses Italian spy technology to preserve jam!* -
    *Turns the jar*
    - *NOOOOOOOOO!* -
    That was hilarious.

    • @lemonadelew9548
      @lemonadelew9548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@psicogames5509 can you explain it?? I feel dumb for not knowing but what can I expect I'm in Y8 history-

    • @scipio764
      @scipio764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@lemonadelew9548 he has a previous video on making a russian drink and the jar was made in Italy, so he called it Western spy technology.

    • @jaroftruth9692
      @jaroftruth9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm Italian

    • @italyuwu7289
      @italyuwu7289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mattia Carluschi ahah you will never stop us!

    • @giarenella
      @giarenella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im italian and i confirm,that was hilarious lol

  • @TCnB
    @TCnB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    Perfect cooking tutorials don't exi-

    • @airraid9614
      @airraid9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      T4C02n13B4 ::
      Mind finishing your comment 😏

    • @LastDragoon-wi7zo
      @LastDragoon-wi7zo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This exists beyond the realms of your petty “perfection” you silly mortal

    • @stop_motion_romania
      @stop_motion_romania 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @aryanrajopadhyay
      @aryanrajopadhyay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Что случилось?

    • @JustYourNoob
      @JustYourNoob 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aryanrajopadhyay идк

  • @Kalezian
    @Kalezian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4954

    I attempted to make this but suddenly five babushka's appeared in my kitchen.
    I live in the middle of the US.
    I do not speak Slav.
    I do not know how they got here.
    Please help, they have rolling pins.

    • @FSGamingYeah
      @FSGamingYeah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      Kalezian Just inform them that Vanja came home late last night and they will leave to investigate

    • @nightmonk4919
      @nightmonk4919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +749

      Just say "I'm hungry" and their natural babushkah instincts will kick in and your fridge will be stocked up for months. Or you will get heartburn.
      It doesn't matter if they're babushkahs or mexican abuelitas, say you're hungry in any language and you're safe.

    • @fredjones5698
      @fredjones5698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Razio Redgrave this is very true, although abuelitas bear chanclas, not rolling pins

    • @aaaaaaa4760
      @aaaaaaa4760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Is very simple, just get out a rolling pin of your own and fight them.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      And we never hear from Kalezian ever since after that.

  • @pavlepetrovic989
    @pavlepetrovic989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    6:35 *In a clear jar, jam can last 2 years, but there is no jam that lasts more than 2 weeks it the hungry hands of Boris*

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it's less than 4 days in my case

    • @freshbread4039
      @freshbread4039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly same. I like baking desserts and they never last longer than 4 days in my family of 6

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@freshbread4039 pfff... 4 days? that's too much.... When I make desserts it ends right away with highest time being 2 days. The fastest dessert that was ended by me alone was cheesecake that ended in 1 hour lol.

    • @k1n5h0
      @k1n5h0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SafiullahMollick Man, any sweets are wiped out in about half an hour in my grasp at most.

    • @bunuelodqeso
      @bunuelodqeso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me when there's cheese in my house

  • @Bob-ck4dl
    @Bob-ck4dl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Squat position, +50 endurance +20 strengtg
    Babuska's jam, +60 heath recovered: 5 seconds
    Adidas clothing, +20 perception + 30 luck

  • @relphleuren574
    @relphleuren574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Who else would like Boris to actually be their babushka?

    • @bigjimbo3917
      @bigjimbo3917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But who would the grandpa be?

    • @intuendaecivilization9365
      @intuendaecivilization9365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lenin, sense Stalin would be called "Papa Stalin". ;)

    • @relphleuren574
      @relphleuren574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Libertarian Lenny Face Mr Boris :()

    • @ginc_vegu8413
      @ginc_vegu8413 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am the third babushka for my friends, they didn't ever know who is LOB (Boris the slav king), but they call me Boris. And dat's no matter i am Sergey...

    • @LordThatch
      @LordThatch 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

  • @JRC99
    @JRC99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    "Is like driving a car with your feet- just not a good idea"
    BLIN, HOW ELSE I PRESS THE PEDALS?

  • @aidenwestcott6895
    @aidenwestcott6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    0:03 This is rare footage of a soviet soldier encountering a german stick granade 1944 colorized

  • @dapper4459
    @dapper4459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    26 babushkas are upset Boris gave away their secret recipe

  • @spudrospadre6355
    @spudrospadre6355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    "red ones good, other ones not so much" capitalist trigered

    • @JuanHerrero
      @JuanHerrero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      National Socialism still made it in.

    • @blackwhale410
      @blackwhale410 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spudro Spadre lol

    • @aidenrodriguez6493
      @aidenrodriguez6493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blyat no capitalist

    • @The_Milkman9
      @The_Milkman9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Communism is the only way...

  • @Finn_76652
    @Finn_76652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    The Slav Gordan Ramsay

  • @qwertious31
    @qwertious31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It reassures me that my family have taught me almost all of boris’s recipes already. My slav energies are refreshed

  • @DonnyDunne
    @DonnyDunne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "Unless they come up with some abstract sugar tax"
    *laments in sugar-taxed british*

  • @YoungIanHollister
    @YoungIanHollister 7 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    Blood type: Mayonez

    • @bigjimbo3917
      @bigjimbo3917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      After the jam it might turn into custard

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      After eating a jar of this jam, my blood became Type S, from Sugar.

    • @seithbennett7221
      @seithbennett7221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hing Dong Jooger Jooger you mean mayonez my friend, saying that will make you possible western spy.

    • @yukoraii
      @yukoraii 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      hello friend

    • @iceboy1053
      @iceboy1053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hing Dong Jooger Jooger Mine is B, Blyat.

  • @shodeb5564
    @shodeb5564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    1 Buterbrod with babushka's jam a day keeps the western spy away

  • @liam-vc5ud
    @liam-vc5ud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    this guy has taught me how to make all the simple things iv wanted to try make myself now i can :L and somehow made it not boring to watch!
    thanks

  • @MyYTwatcher
    @MyYTwatcher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2945

    With Boris´ recipies dont worry about pension plans. You´ll die at 40 at the latest:D

    • @ethan5354
      @ethan5354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      with Boris recipes, you turn to slav, and slav never die, they attain squatlightenment and become immortal squat

    • @rerdo9741
      @rerdo9741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Remember, babushka's recipie

    • @sirdogith3783
      @sirdogith3783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      MyYTwatcher
      With the situation of the world nowadays
      I don't see a downside
      Good food, leave early

    • @user-kc2fu8iw3v
      @user-kc2fu8iw3v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      a real slav uses his death as a stepladder to ascend to godhood and becomes superslav.

    • @chunkchunk223
      @chunkchunk223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m here fo a good time not a long time blyat

  • @pestoszx
    @pestoszx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    Jam + vodka = magical potion
    Effects:
    +50 HP
    +666 Mana
    +over 9000 slav
    and heavy diarrhea

    • @ChinBiter47
      @ChinBiter47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The debuffs are easily worth what you gain.

    • @datshotgun5795
      @datshotgun5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh shit. Pun intended

    • @thatziggs4062
      @thatziggs4062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My grandmother was never taught how to properly can, so she preserves her jam with the Portuguese equivalent to vodka: she pours potent moonshine into the jam. Allegedly the jam lasts 8 years even after opening.

    • @kaguuus
      @kaguuus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +666 strength instead mana :)

    • @u5vl_
      @u5vl_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thats how soviet russia works

  • @blameitonjack
    @blameitonjack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Imagine if he was a cooking teacher. Best year ever

    • @aidenrodriguez6493
      @aidenrodriguez6493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes man yes

    • @farisporic8130
      @farisporic8130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blin he already is

    • @wristyturnip6513
      @wristyturnip6513 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      God yes. I got accent so I may as well be a damn Russian without the cooking talent

  • @pouyopouyo9817
    @pouyopouyo9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "How to make jam"
    2 seconds in the video
    *GRENADE*

  • @ArchivedChannel-ne3he
    @ArchivedChannel-ne3he 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    *GRENADE*

  • @MultiChannel71
    @MultiChannel71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    1:33 "Unless they will come up with some abstract sugar tax" Lmao estonians will understand this

    • @Tigournette
      @Tigournette 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eesti valitsus on sitt

    • @ruutiperse9223
      @ruutiperse9223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Finnish people understand this too

    • @tasosarpoudis1604
      @tasosarpoudis1604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EngiMen as a Greek I do too

    • @Tigournette
      @Tigournette 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      kanerl ma tean onju

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...or salt tax. Hungary here :(

  • @salimbenchekroun6037
    @salimbenchekroun6037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    5:49 it does get *T H I C C* as it cools

  • @abramo7700
    @abramo7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “It is like driving a car with your feet”
    Sometimes I wonder why I don’t just use my hands to press the accelerator pedal

    • @drunkdriving_germany
      @drunkdriving_germany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he meant bare feet- you can do it, but shouldn't.

    • @jc2076
      @jc2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drunkdriving_germany bullshit I do it here in Australia and it perfectly safe I mean driving barefoot

    • @lifdrazor
      @lifdrazor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drunkdriving_germany wait I tought he meant to steer with feet

  • @Yonagunidc
    @Yonagunidc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I am officially addicted to Life of Boris.

  • @fuzblez3425
    @fuzblez3425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    How to watch Life of Boris video:
    1.Start the video
    2.Pause the video
    3.Like the video
    4.Unpause the video

    • @echoes_93
      @echoes_93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You have forgotten "squat" step

    • @grass232
      @grass232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      while squting and drink kompot or eat smechiki

    • @SlickTwigDotWAVfile
      @SlickTwigDotWAVfile 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayy no Duty here in Bandit territory!

  • @Nathan-lw8oq
    @Nathan-lw8oq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    6:34 long time ago my mom made some jam, and put it in the fridge. nobody noticed that small jar for a long time, until i found it by some miracle *three years later* , and it was still good (i actually made a lot of sandwiches whit it). Also, i think my "babushka" has a jar of jam somewhere that is at least *twenty* years old, but i think that's definitely not edible anymore.

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its edible, dont worry just remove any mold on top, with like 2 cm of buffer between the mold and where you eat it

    • @dueldu70
      @dueldu70 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      3 years is nothing at all for good jam.
      20 years is somewhat critical but still edible. (If done right, but ба́бушка usually nails that)

  • @ha1dorenj1a
    @ha1dorenj1a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    boris' cooking videos are a type of comfort zone for me. they make me laugh and he makes things my busia would make. they're something nice to come to after a long day.

  • @canep17
    @canep17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    this jam on a blin is heaven!

    • @КИВИкиви-г7о
      @КИВИкиви-г7о 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it's good with tea too blyad

    • @alekklu
      @alekklu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      КИВИ киви , butts(3) malinovoe jam is much tastier with chai.

    • @КИВИкиви-г7о
      @КИВИкиви-г7о 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      я в теме

    • @waffleaura1588
      @waffleaura1588 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suka they discovered the recipe

    • @Juuk-D
      @Juuk-D 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      КИВИ киви Russians mix jam and tea?

  • @Blake_Cantu
    @Blake_Cantu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "The jam will attract outside creatures. Bees. Flies. Vadim. Other babushakas."
    That's just one of the best quotes Boris has ever mentioned 😂😂

  • @mozi11a90
    @mozi11a90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    One of my friends made The Babushka Jam and we tried it... he went crazy from too much sugar but blyat it was good

    • @kevinlusdanar8316
      @kevinlusdanar8316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That lethal dose of sugar too 😂😂

    • @Skrymaster
      @Skrymaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kevinlusdanar8316 I mean, if you use a spoonful or two and spread it on bread with butter for breakfast, coupled with some nice tea, it is divine. Also it is pretty much all the sugar you'll need for the whole day.

    • @0d138
      @0d138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Skrymaster *year
      Totally worth it, though

  • @gaabrrec.5435
    @gaabrrec.5435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Do not expect to come back to a house that is not on fire" 😂
    I love It!!

  • @Karo_88
    @Karo_88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “Do keep in mind that the smell in your home will attract other living creatures as well, for example: Bees Flies *Vadim*
    Me: **Calls The Exterminator**
    What about Vadim?
    **Takes Out Komrade Kat**

  • @holokyttaja5476
    @holokyttaja5476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Put some Babushka's strawberry jam on a piece of true slav bread and you have a Blyatiful peace of heaven on your hand.

    • @angelkova
      @angelkova 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aatu Rautiainen I'd like to eat this piece of heaven with some kompot in my other hand.

    • @BaLTaZaVeR
      @BaLTaZaVeR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But don't forget to put some butter on a bread!

  • @suhailb.2955
    @suhailb.2955 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Instructions not clear - Accidentally caught diabetes

    • @bigjimbo3917
      @bigjimbo3917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Add less sugar

    • @РатиборХахалов
      @РатиборХахалов 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amin Reza add this jam in black tea and you will get a true power of the Slavs

    • @Askold7kr
      @Askold7kr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really, actually. You easily eat much more sugar with your candies. Sugar in this recipe - just natural preservative.

    • @koljaheymann6809
      @koljaheymann6809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Amin Reza You did nothing wrong. That was the goal.

    • @Ram-xw4kj
      @Ram-xw4kj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those that you buy in the store have more sugar than this and a lot more additives.

  • @szariq7338
    @szariq7338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:50 Or just lift up a whole pot and pour directly through it to jar, if you live on hardcore mode.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That also works for Babushkas and similar old ladies. Decades of practice means a grannie can do things like grab read hot food straight from the oven/pan or pour without funnels.

  • @schmit6576
    @schmit6576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I ran out of jam for my toast, see boris video. Boris save my breakfast, thank you komrade Boris.

  • @darkfiliaxu2313
    @darkfiliaxu2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Hello Boris. Your channel has the best cooking videos . Reminds me of my childhood in Latvia .

  • @pardilka12
    @pardilka12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm from Poland and some say that "Russia is bad because it took a large part of Poland when the partitions were ... But I love Russia, I love their language because it sounds nice at least to me and this channel is a beauty, really, I'm not kidding

  • @anonymousshitposter1743
    @anonymousshitposter1743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Before this video I was Level 1 Slav
    Now I’m *Level 100 Babushka*

  • @AmyEarls7683
    @AmyEarls7683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Channel your inner babushka" - LOL love it! Thank you for making me laugh.

  • @MrPatatoThe7th
    @MrPatatoThe7th 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    5:50 *T H I C C*

  • @lilathepenguin
    @lilathepenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    This video has literally changed my life! I’ve been making this jam recipe every other month or so for a year now and I refuse to buy jam from the store! Take that capitalism! 🍓

    • @billlodhia5640
      @billlodhia5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pretty sure you still buy the sugar, pots, scales, and you pay rent for your gas/electric stove...

    • @happytomato1135
      @happytomato1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Name
      Capitalism makes every food materials around you. No matter what you buy, the moment you paid for it, you supported the system.

    • @jc2076
      @jc2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@happytomato1135 correct

    • @thebloodyshaman7695
      @thebloodyshaman7695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@happytomato1135 yep. However capitalism is much better than communism where the government is is everyone's business compared to private enterprise or capitalism which you run your own business without having government pry into it. However I do very much agree with self sufficiency it's always good to know where your food comes from and what's put in it.

    • @DenpaKei
      @DenpaKei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn guys, all they're saying is they saved a few bucks. Chill xD

  • @adriankiel77
    @adriankiel77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "It does get *「THICC」* as it cools." *Gulag intensifies*

  • @EnzrieI
    @EnzrieI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    3 seconds in: *_"GRENADE!"_*
    This is a good video.

  • @soggy5854
    @soggy5854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It is 4:46 A.M. I am supposed to be studying for a test I have today. But nope, here i am watching how to make Boris's babushka's jam. It's worth it.

    • @chertikinamoto
      @chertikinamoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. Taking a timed test tomorrow and I’m supposed to be taking notes

    • @elenagisa1318
      @elenagisa1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if "school" was soo interesting and funny like Boris's videos I think everybody would be a genius :P

  • @MadameTeqi
    @MadameTeqi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Papa Boris, I don't know if you read old videos' comments anymore, but know that your babushka has a magical recipe which has helped feed a relationship. I've made this jam for my partner for many years. Tomorrow I make it for the first time for my fiancee, to go over good blini, of course. Thank you for all of your cheeki breeki.

  • @thomashodges6795
    @thomashodges6795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Side of jar
    Additional information: IDI NAHUI

    • @kadenvoodoo2053
      @kadenvoodoo2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what does that even mean?

    • @NightOfTheRavens
      @NightOfTheRavens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kadenvoodoo2053 Idi nahui = "Go fuck yourself" (probably a message for Vadim).

    • @kraəb
      @kraəb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kadenvoodoo2053it means go (censored because youtube) yourself

  • @amberlee4536
    @amberlee4536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Dear Boris, my fiance found your channel a few days ago and we have already made cheburek. I should not have trusted him to roll the dough as it was very thick, and I may have taken the "one for Boris" on the vodka a bit too literally as there were many for Amberlee as the cheap vodka we used actually turned out to be fairly drinkable. However, I did use as many onions as I could find (three) and probably should have gotten more to toss in there. We took a picture and are in the middle of sterilizing a jar to try our hands at kvass. My New Years' resolution is to make every recipe on your channel and document them all in photos to send to you with a nice jar of some mayonnaise and a few of my own end of month recipes, such as the meatloaf I made with the end of the ingredients from the cheburek. I promise I will not hide any cameras in any of it.

  • @johnlorenpelayo
    @johnlorenpelayo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    0:03 *world war flashback*

  • @miniabraham3217
    @miniabraham3217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Made the jam(it was delicious)gave my brother a taste sample of the jam
    That night around 4 am heard noises from the kitchen caught my brother eating the jam.

  • @samovarmaker9673
    @samovarmaker9673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    found Kolya hiding inside my strawberries today
    sneeki breeki little bugger

    • @hito6464
      @hito6464 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice nickname

    • @samovarmaker9673
      @samovarmaker9673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +hitoZ thank you, I am very proud of the Samovars I make.

    • @z_n3xus232
      @z_n3xus232 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhhh blyat i know that feeling

    • @tarek8564
      @tarek8564 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make some videos, you have 151 subscribers just from commenting on Boris’ videos you’ll become famous as Boris

    • @SiriusGoose
      @SiriusGoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love the Idi Nahui reference. Wrote it on a University exam once.

  • @jiy280
    @jiy280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    2:32
    The sound of royalty-free Western music makes me fall whilst slav sqating

    • @ltccherno2536
      @ltccherno2536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would you know what it’s called?

    • @wldg-mq6yg
      @wldg-mq6yg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ltccherno2536 I NEED IT !

    • @bernietorres6487
      @bernietorres6487 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan Owens sameee

  • @beegindianyoshi315
    @beegindianyoshi315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    First 4 seconds of the video...
    No one:
    Boris: GRENADE!!!!!

    • @RoopeRontu1999
      @RoopeRontu1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I started laughing hysterically when that happened. :D

    • @ksduchu4746
      @ksduchu4746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hitler turned in his grave when he saw that glorios german stick grenade and yes the germans actully trew these massive bomb sticks around battlefield google it its deutsche Stielgranate its german for german stich grenade

    • @gavenrainear2462
      @gavenrainear2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ksduchu4746 and it was far easier to throw over long distances than the British mill bomb. Personally I prefer Stielhandgranate 24 with fragmentation sleeve.

  • @jarmoliebrand2005
    @jarmoliebrand2005 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How sweet of Boris to be the one time Babushka for almost 4.5 million viewers at this point.

  • @hambonesmithsonian8085
    @hambonesmithsonian8085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Your handwriting is so neat

  • @KnightofDark00180
    @KnightofDark00180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    *GRENADE!* 0:03
    This legit took me by suprise at the beginning mainly because I wasnt paying attention, and got startled.

    • @quefluxwinger3212
      @quefluxwinger3212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just spontaneously started laughing when I first saw this.

    • @microspace3842
      @microspace3842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I needed to rewind a few times to figure out what had just happened.

    • @shapeii8700
      @shapeii8700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same lol

    • @dimitriy4194
      @dimitriy4194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Videogame Grizlee nazi ww2 nades looked exactly like that thing 😂

    • @grnnr1846
      @grnnr1846 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      KnightofDark001 it gave me a nam flashback

  • @eshock753
    @eshock753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Thanks grandma Boris

    • @t3nz1
      @t3nz1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grandmama!

  • @Xidhes
    @Xidhes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When He said "Unless they come with abstract sugar tax"
    I felt that... (Poland sugar tax went up high)

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oi! U got a loicense for that sugar tax, m8??

  • @cccp9661
    @cccp9661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    5:08 I said Vadim before he said it in the video, it's always Vadim))

    • @johnnyfietkau1224
      @johnnyfietkau1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Да конечно, всегда вадим

    • @ireneshelton3661
      @ireneshelton3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What is it with Boris and Vadim? Is it an inside joke? Did Vadim wrong Boris in some way? I just started watching these videos last week.

    • @cccp9661
      @cccp9661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ireneshelton3661 no its an inside joke, they're are actually best friends

    • @ireneshelton3661
      @ireneshelton3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cccp9661 oh, ok. Thank you.

  • @MLGRDR
    @MLGRDR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Babushka would be proud.

  • @simonkremser7435
    @simonkremser7435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Western Spy Reporting in.
    What is a Babushka?
    What is squatting?
    What is a Gopnik?
    What is Hardbass?
    What is a Boris?
    But I sure do know what a subscribe button is.

    • @nurmaybooba
      @nurmaybooba 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Start from the beginning of his videos and A Babushka is a grandmother

    • @Xanatos712
      @Xanatos712 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Babushka is the best chef in the house.
      Squatting is Slav Olympic sport.
      Gopnik is a Slav Olympic athlete.
      Hardbass is HARDBASS.
      Boris is the Shashlik King.

    • @Brick9
      @Brick9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xanatos712 Hello tovarishch, I have question, what the Blin is Shashlik?

    • @Extellus
      @Extellus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Babushka - Grandma
      Squatting - sitting position
      Gopnik - Basically a Russian version of trailer trash
      Hardbass - music genre
      Boris - Name

    • @djnazgra
      @djnazgra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nova Ovan www.la.lv/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sasliks1.jpg this is sashljik!

  • @ben-mulchi
    @ben-mulchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ive been watching Boris for quite the time and i never realized how similar Latin American everyday life is to Russian everyday life, we even have the same dishes.

  • @oodo6148
    @oodo6148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I am simple man. I hear korobeiniki remix, I upvote.
    EDIT: I like*

  • @stephaniehutchinson6740
    @stephaniehutchinson6740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    *Made In Italy* I do not believe this *NOOOOoooo*

  • @lemonrazvaneforiesefu
    @lemonrazvaneforiesefu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    :) (sorry for bad england)

    • @envious7442
      @envious7442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lemon4R it's my city

    • @milosciric6484
      @milosciric6484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cajunshamu stop

    • @woodonfire7406
      @woodonfire7406 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Western spy!

    • @sejn195
      @sejn195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lemon4R we excuse your city

    • @fe3dclips261
      @fe3dclips261 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lemon4R am 48 year man from Somalia

  • @jackattack4254
    @jackattack4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "how this got through the postal service I do knot know" Boris

  • @gamerjohnstel2118
    @gamerjohnstel2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I tried that recipe and I have made really good babuska jam. Thanks Boris!! Love all your video!

  • @andrealynne5986
    @andrealynne5986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    >abstract sugar tax
    >sugar tax exists

    • @chrisfryer3118
      @chrisfryer3118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrea Lynne , piss take? as Boris isn't as Russian as he makes out to be

    • @nou6990
      @nou6990 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tord Larsson he never said he was from Russia blyat

  • @legendaryletsplays1355
    @legendaryletsplays1355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Basically if strawberries are red they are good for jam, if they are purple then get out of here stalker you are to close to reactor 4 blyat.
    Edit: Jam in Serbian is pekmez if you wanted to know.

    • @OniiChan1337
      @OniiChan1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      odjebi

    • @emreyimdir
      @emreyimdir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pekmez is pekmez and jam is jam blin.

    • @bosnajwzify
      @bosnajwzify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legendary Let's Plays odjebi bre. Imaš jam, pekmez i marmelada.

    • @Ram-xw4kj
      @Ram-xw4kj 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pekmez, dzem i marmelada nijesu isto.

    • @bosnajwzify
      @bosnajwzify 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      to meni govoris ili legendary?

  • @bederbederp
    @bederbederp 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    4:36 wait till he hears about the gas pedal and the brake

  • @Trooper-tr6zi
    @Trooper-tr6zi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    ah my grandmother is the most slav..then explain THIS *shows made in Italy containers* NONOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOO

    • @Gmagnani100
      @Gmagnani100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Somebody you may know and Italy was just an inch short of becoming communist in the 70s

  • @bigt9002
    @bigt9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When I die I want hard bass music blasting in background

    • @oxxuel8713
      @oxxuel8713 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true slav right there

  • @knedel_6559
    @knedel_6559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    OK so i can't put water or lemon juice.
    *How about Vodka?*

    • @sansding473
      @sansding473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jabłecznik definetly

    • @sansding473
      @sansding473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      vodka is good

    • @relaxtte366
      @relaxtte366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Optional

    • @The_Vent_Goblin
      @The_Vent_Goblin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is for the *fun times*

    • @thefakeslimshady8881
      @thefakeslimshady8881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jabłecznik, Jablecznik vodka is a core ingredient of a lot of the great babushka jams

  • @zennvirus7980
    @zennvirus7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Channel your inner Babushka"... phrase of the day.

  • @younesismail4755
    @younesismail4755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Binging with Boris

    • @deezniel2024
      @deezniel2024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want Binging with Babish and Life of Boris to collab so much!!!

    • @mcfuckface7149
      @mcfuckface7149 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have waited for this my entire life

  • @somemanwhoateapuertoricanl7859
    @somemanwhoateapuertoricanl7859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Good thing in North America: Slavs populated the continent
    Bad thing in North America: Slavs did self-assimilation
    blyat i wanted pure vodka and kvass from the local farm

    • @yuri-nt3np
      @yuri-nt3np 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you like muslim food, because Islam and other cultures do not mix well

    • @PrimordialKrishna
      @PrimordialKrishna 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FUNKY RAGE CAT you sound like a bitch lol

  • @atmkrncnr9728
    @atmkrncnr9728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Me:*starts watching*
    Me:*realises it is tetris theme but gopnik version* I HAVE TO MAKE THIS MY RINGTONE SOMEHOW

  • @Linuxtheproto
    @Linuxtheproto ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I asked my grandma to watch your tutorials on cooking, and now we are planning to cook slav food for thanksgiving

  • @rubensabatini3685
    @rubensabatini3685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    0:55 we italians spy are the best

  • @markponce6211
    @markponce6211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thanks. I followed the instructions step by step and the jam is delicious 10 out of 10. Love it

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    you thought I'll miss the T H I C C joke!? well, think again!

  • @aeginsilverblood2070
    @aeginsilverblood2070 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My babushka made blackberry jelly. My mother who recently became a babushka after the birth of my nephew makes blackberry, blueberry and muscadine jelly (For those who don’t know, a muscadine is a very sweet type of “wild” grape with a distinct flavor that grows well in poor soil. It makes a delicious jelly, pie filling and wine)

  • @LPrussia07
    @LPrussia07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Boris, for the love of Balaika teach people to make Makaron Po Flotsky (Макароны по-флотцки). It`s tasty as fuck and you`ll show the ways of cooking pasta!!!
    BORIS SQUAD PLS HELP BORIS TO SEE IT!
    PS: Holy Dead Lenin. Alomost 100 likes. The day I subscribed to this channel I knew there are some great people. Long live the Borisland!

    • @LPrussia07
      @LPrussia07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey it`s slav as it can be. And western spy name is Boloneze or some shit...with sauce. Still making kotlet is easy too, but Papa Boris showed how to make cholesterol a-bomb!

    • @envious7442
      @envious7442 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha I ruined 420 likes

    • @ninjamc9918
      @ninjamc9918 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel them i feel the pelmeni's i ate still ache as if they were still there like *a phantom pain*

    • @michaelfilimon980
      @michaelfilimon980 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow! I must try this! Never thought of this. Spaceebah! Merci! Mult,umesc and Thank you!

  • @Bitsau
    @Bitsau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Anyone else realize that Boris spelled thick as "thicc" in the subtitles

  • @Torgo1969
    @Torgo1969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:43 LOL at washing out Kolya along with the ants and spiders! Heels to ground, CYKA!

  • @yourlocalghostleo.
    @yourlocalghostleo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    BORIS!! I tried this jam and it was so amazing!! Thank you!!

  • @JakubM99
    @JakubM99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    city is my chernobyl