Cooking with what you have - End of month special
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- Cooking with what you have - End of month special
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Someone challenged me to cook with what I have. I decided to cook it at end of month. Now that is a true challenge. This end of month special is a bit more extreme than usual, but makes a hungry stomach very full. Cooking with what you have is a delicate process of not messing up your last components.
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"Your Stomach Demans Input, But Fridge Say No"
-Boris 2019
Fridge say no, potatoes say IDI NAHUI. I'm starving pls send halp.
need more 1 like to 1000
IT person 100
I like the incorporation of some animation in these newer vids
Check out Barbara4u2c latest video. A true slav and Boris fan. Help her grow. Also she is hot like Bulgarian summer.
„The best chef is an empty stomach“
Boris - 2019
Yes. That's quite profound, reminds one of what Schopenhauer wrote about the human condition and the real nature of what we call "pleasure."
Starvation is a cruel mistress
As my old Sargeant used to say: If you dont like the food you are just not hungry enough
Its true
it is true though
Coming from a Russian household the accuracy of this video is frightening
Is it normal to eat mushrooms that look a bit like the fungus growing on the clickers in the last of us?
@@RobertDaHobbit2 Interestingly enough I recognise this type of mushroom as one that grows in the forest near my grandfather's home during mushroom season. So yeah, you just go outside and pick them up wherever you find them and you have a free meal. That is if you like mushrooms of course, which I do not.
@@RobertDaHobbit2 When I was young, my grandmother demonstrated a decent (but probably not foolproof) way of telling if mushrooms are dangerous or not. If you put oil in a frying pan, toss in a few diced mushrooms and some onions, if the onions go gray-darkish instead of their normal brown-caramelized look then the mushrooms might be poisonous. I was told this happens because onions are like sponges for toxins, poisons, bad stuff. Thinking about it, this is also probably why slavic people have been using onion poultices to treat certain affections like inflamation, infection, etc. for ages.
@@oatmeal3919 These are Chanterelles, very delicious
Yup accurate for me as a Finn as well
I shared this with my friend that went abroad for work and it saved him from starving for a year now. Every day is end of month for him and he's very happy that he can survive on this little. Thank you for saving my friend, Boris!!!
Wait, really?!
sus
one more american entered to *glorious* life
I hope your friend is in better living condition now
Wholesome
-has flour
-has water
-asks what to do when you dont have bread
*-fried flour*
*MINDBLOWING*
Doesnt have yeast
@@pretzels713 you can make bread without yeast it will be terrible but it will be bread
Without butter he might as well be baking bricks
@@RESIDELOF96 in some situations brick is called bread instead
I think we underestimate the number of lives Boris saves every week.
Every month is end of month!
I watched because I'm hungry and know Boris cooks, and I have virtually nothing on my hands.
Communist Propaganda is not propaganda is truth
I live paycheck to paycheck, so this channel is life saving!
The accuracy of Every single video he makes is absolutely terrifying
"because remember every month has end of month"
-LifeOfBoris 2019
And that is why most young people in western europe stay at their parents house until they are 30 and have studied some useless bullshit.
And then they finally move out but do not even know how to cook...
@@GodlikeIridium is that real? Wow!
Omg 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard on this
When boris said your not going hungry on my watch i felt loved
We all did
Same my friend.
Pretty sure he said "you're". Because Boris is not debil.
@@Anvilshock never mind friend as long as everyone understands
@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 So it would be fine to refer to you as "asshole" as long as everyone understands I was referring to you? Got it.
"Every month has end of month"
-Boris 2019
He's not wrong though
Can relate to this though
Hitting home. For me every month has two, like kiełbasa, because paycheck comes on the 10th.
Every 60 seconds in Africa,
A minute passes
@@mickellebutler1713 DEAR GOD
There is A classic family recipe from the Soviet block countries:
“Boiled water”
Sometimes you cannot afford boiling the water. So you must eat the water raw.
@@onearthonelegion I eat my water *R A W*
Block? You mean Balkan right? Right?
I tried making that recipe. Had to start over 5 times beause I kept burning it. Tell me, when do you add the boil? Before or after the water grows fur?
@@commentcopbadge6665 It's not a big surprise! In our family the recipes for boiled water are passing trough generations from the Tzars times! From babushka to vnuchka, from dedushka to vnuk... And then some western guy like you comes and thinks: "Oui, i should try this one! It doesn't look very difficult to make boiled water, right?"
Wrong!
Your stomach demands input but your fridge says "no"
I felt that one.
Me watching this at the last year of high school: this is useless
Me watching this now, on the first year of university: *he's god*
Lmao same
His recipes actually are legit(albeit the messiness is a bit exaggerated for comedic purpouses) - the cucumber with salt always has been a cheap summer snack for me (can swap for tomato, also - less salt, also - can add a bit of pepper to each bite, if you feel fancy), the water with jam is basically my childhood, even more so than kompot, and the way he makes mushroom sauce is the way my mom, grandparents, my siblings, myself and everyone else i know, make it.. it is actually my favourite sauce - it goes well with potatoes/macaroni/rice/buchwheat, or on bread, on anything that can function as a vehicle for it, or just with a spoon. Also - you can swap these mushrooms for other edible mushrooms, sausage, salami, ground meat, regular meat, organ meat, onions, carrots, ... - just chop the thing up, fry on pan until ready, add salt, pepper, flour, mix, then add milk and bring it to boil, and its ready. it's a very versatile recipe, goes well with anything, great way to add a ton of flavour to bland food for cheap. :D
His recipes definitely are not useless, just regular eastern european food prepared in an entertaining way. :)
Also I definitely recommend if stuff is for sale that lasts a while like macaroni, rice and stuff like that that you would use anyway stock up on it if you can afford it at that time to save at least one or more, because it might not cost much now but at the end of the month it will save you from going hungry for cheap. Also I definitely recommend getting some bouillon too for easy meal (ish) macaroni or rice
@@megaderp9442 I recommend cans of beans, be it kidney beans or any other, you can do various stuff with those, and all of it tastes good and makes you fed
Karalhom, um Br
“The best chef is an empty stomach.”
- Boris, 2019
Truer words were never spoken
It's an Estonian proverb: "Tühi kõht on parim kokk"
My gran said hunger makes the best sauce
It's common proverb in Poland too
"Hunger is the best pickle" -Benjamin Franklin
@@MartinPuskin im pretty sure its a common saying in many countries
You know it’s end of month when there’s no potato
And no shots
And no shots
*Bang*
*and no shots*
Unless in Belarus there is always potato there
"There is end of month and then there is end of month with no cooking oil." Two very different things.
The Anadromist true. But pork is cheap, and makes cooking oil for you
@@archeofutura_4606 A good substitute if you save it.
And I'm currently in the situation of end of month with no cooking oil...
It's actually not because I'm broke, but because I have forgotten to buy groceries and I the shops open again in 35 hours...
Grease can be a cheap substitute of oil atleast here
4 things I also keep for the day without money - 1. Beans - 2. Rice - 3. Pasta 4. Spices. (But of course there is always cooking oil, sugar, salt, flour which could make a meal all by themselves.)
Wasn’t until I watched this video that I realized how poor I actually was growing up. Salt, pepper, potatoes, and oil was our dinner for 4 months straight. I was born ready for end of month!
“The best chef is an empty stomach”
Words of wisdom here 😂😂
Are you Bulgarian?
Belinata well yes I am
Thats true 100%
Finally, someone who understands being broke means having 5 Euros for a week, not 50
69 likes nice
100th like
Spend 5 Euro on a book of eatible plants and some 0 Euro on food for ever week
Emily Delamar I think it was more like 12 euros a week, but still, less than half of the other video.
@@tonarsilverwolf6485 300th
-Can we get McDonalds?
-We got food at home
Food at home:
Still healthier than McDonald
@@kiwivolante2650 wouldn't say so. McDonalds goes through strict health inspections here and the food costs as much as normal food in cheap cafes. Doctor sausage, on the other hand, has caused me more than a few food poisonings. Health inspectors often find paper, mystery meat, soy (% higher than the norm). Overall, you should only buy from brands you trust. And even then you aren't guaranteed to not be puking after that. Also, certain overprocessed products react weirdly when heated. E.g., stuff that has been smoked with "liquid smoke".
@@Alex-mc5yn Did you really get food poisoning that often? I was considering trying out some but now that you put it that way I think I'll stick to the food I know
Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon, I'd recommend you try it, but only choose the sausage made in meat factories rather than private manufacturers. It should have "мясокомбинат" in its name. Generally less risky. They seem to follow the old Soviet norms more thoroughly. Oh, and always buy from a large supermarket. Smaller shops and butcheries tend to turn off the electricity at night (including the refrigeration units) to save money.
Sad how the sausage was specifically designed with WWII veterans in mind and was one of the most loved products in USSR. Also, you can make it yourself, even following the original recipe. No soy or toilet paper. There is plenty of tutorials on TH-cam. The query is "домашняя докторская колбаса".
@@Alex-mc5yn it was a joke ........
Tried the first recipe recently. Just subbed the sausage for two left over strips of bacon. It's not high class but it's pretty good and filled me up. Totally recommend it
“Poor mans mashed potato” that’s about as poor as it gets.
With no potato!
It's not half bad.
@God of the Dogs Well I mean your stomach has plenty of that, they wouldn't be asking for more.
Are you even spy, blyat? How do you even call it "Poor man"
(That's an literal joke)
God of the Dogs: Maybe, I guess.
Surprised that "Raiding Vadim's Refrigerator" wasn't an option
Thomas Mëlbourne Music im pretty sure the whole bloc going through same shit. Lol
he should put this on next list
Eigengrau He already did it once with cooking Syrnik in Vadim house
Vadim also has end of month
XD
This looks like HowToBasic but with an actual good result
You see comrade, that is beauty of Slav King, his tips sound absurd, but they work anyway blin.
@@XXStrong1 I agree
@@XXStrong1 he is our god, afterall blin
*HOWTOBASICWANTSTOKNOWYOURLOCATION*
@@matthewroussos524 fuck, i say no
Can't imagine how many struggling college students have likely been saved by these cooking videos
you do not understand how much i love this man
he can:
1.) cook
2.) sew hats for his cat
3.) program
4.) use a gun
Only one of this skills is useless in a modern world society.
@@dazley8021 tf you mean? they're all useful
@@ineedtherapy8339 specially the gun
Brandon Ellmers HE WILL COMMAND THE RUSSIAN ARMY WITH HIS SKILLS
Ah man of dreams
Only true comrades are able to survive an entire month with just once slice of sausage and half a cucumber
you again
Hah I survived on single chip and half of sausage
New justin y
@@Saigonas rajon kunigas is shit man
How to properly clean your metal computer only REAL slavs are able to survive 1 year with half of bread
"This could probably feed the rats.....if they hadn't died of starvation already"
XD I like this line
Gordon Ramsay: WHERES THE LAMB SAAAUCE!
Komrade Boris: **uses jam and milk** we no need lamb sauce
Ramsay: This is seasoned beautifully.
Ramsay:STALE
Boris:SUN OIL
@@DinnerForkTongue Komrade Boris: No Ramsey. It's blyatifully
Ramsay: *sandwiches boris*
Ramsay: *WHAT ARE YOU*
Boris: *a blyatiful sandwich*
Ramsay: ...
Ramsay: fair enough
Ramsay: What is th-
Boris: It's end of month Blin
"The more foggy the water looks, the more flavour is inside"
*Flint, Michigan would like to know your location*
AND ALSO GORDON BROTHER
@Orion Quirk bad for you
I heard lead has a sweet taste, so he's probably not wrong.
S P I C Y WATER
ok
With such knowledge and culinary skills, Boris is the man you'll want in your survival party during the Apocalypse.
Even better. He is Russian
Yeah but you'll pretty much need a translator cause I can only understand him through the words at the bottom 0-0
@@danielcarter2155 don't worry they follow wherever he goes
Biodegradable dont know to stay with when theres apocalypse, theres the man you can stay forever. Girls, im talking to you.
This guy's accent and attitude make the video. I'm dying laughing, dude's funny af.
SLAV: We are poor, we eat these mushrooms picked from backyard
WESTERNER: These rare Chanterelles were hand-sourced, and at only $50 an ounce!
Sad but true
Depends where you live, I had Chanterelles in my backyard and my mom also picked some in the woods when she would go for a stroll. But since I moved from my parent's home, I miss mushrooms...
And fresh= +50%
Clever SLAV: Hey Western spy! I have 200 kilos of mushrooms for sale, only $39.99/hektogram!
Unfortunately, I have no edible mushrooms in my gardem, only devil's boletes and some unedibles, that I don't know their name. But still, I have at most 1 km to a forest with porcinoes, parasol mushrooms, larch boletes and bay boletes.
Since I watch all these "end-of-month" videos I am starting to cook on low budget, even though I have enough money.
Because I want to feel like slav gobnik, even though I am greek.
Boris changed my life.
Davai Comrade!
Ι am Greek too
elladara re
Cooking with low budget helps save money for when you retire
Κι εγώ είμαι Έλληνας
Did Arytom steal all the food again? Or is he busy "protecting" the sausage?
What do you mean by "protecting"
@@lazyproeagle eating
He probably ate all the food and went back to dancing to hard bass while Boris was making this video, truss me
Vadim have sausage 🤣🤣
busy
"as long as you not add flour to soup"
* poland wants to know your location *
Croatia would also appreciate if Poland could share his location.
"Take out biggest knife you can find, this way you feel like you're making big meal"
Lol nailed it 😂
Placebo food
An instant like I see
How dare like it again
I can do this all day
As can i
Other youtubers: I have money and i make video about having money
Boris: *I MAKE VIDEO ABOUT NOT HAVING MONEY*
I swear, boris is like the slavic side of gordon ramsay.
no
This squid so undercooked, you can practically hear it telling SpongeBob to "Idi Nahui".
No, gordon is a western side of boris.
At least Boris creates real content
Gordon "Gopnik" Ramsay!
He cooks with the passion of Gordon, and the wit of a slav
Boris has the same energy as that one cool older cousin we all have. Knows how to do almost anything and he will teach you.
More of a babushka you never had
My cousins are just as dumb or dumber then me
ah...memories from my polish university are coming back ;)
bitch, this is reality for us American students! what you mean?
@@pumpikat yes americans are western spies
Im a student and we cant even live on campus without buying a meal plan giving us food for the whole semester.
Aye, that has been my college experience and i still have a year and a half to go.
My Japanese university version was, Big rice + Big cheap Tofu with soysauce. 😂
all mushrooms are edible, some just one time
Brilliant)
Same with lava! :D
Death cap causes liver failure
And some of them changes the time alltogether...
@@pacificxplorer Then that's one of the mushrooms that are only edible once.
Bill looks at apple and egg and says: "I am going to starve"
Boris looks at apple and egg and says: "Ah, dinner"
Shit, man, just add oil, salt & pepper, maybe even a bit of flour, boom, you have a meal.
Hmmm, hopefully have a bit of sugar and cinnamon? Cook apple with those. (and a dash of water too) Prepare some bread with that egg french style, and instead of honey, pour over your apple sauce.
@@SuperNormalMan or save/store some oatmeal for the ends of the months. Put whatever you have in some oatmeal. Cook if it's savory. Optional if it's something sweet, like apple here.
@@ismata3274 >Apple sauce
Fruit sauces is not so cheap in Russia, so jam does it's job.
@@epigone1796 🤔 Hmmm, much better, jam is much easier to store, so, add a jar of end of month jam -or two- with your end of month oatmeal bags. Mix when appropriate (end of the month). Dilute and use as a sauce in conditions demanding sweet sauces.
Or add hot water for a fruit tea, cold water for a cold refresher.
I make fruit tea out of fruitless part of fruit jams at work. Add hot water, done. Much healthier than commercial fruit powders. Best if it's babushkas.
The sad part is that I really find this video useful. Love you Boris!
You might want to look into canned beans (the unseasoned no brand ones). They are very cheap, contain quite a lot of protein and they do not spoil. Fry them with some spices, they are delicious and filling.
@@apalala4166 this for some reason helped me.
im keeping this in mind when i go buy food on low money
@@superslime0021 dont eat all straight away like my dad did blyat!
I heard that rice is actually a really good food to buy when you are on a budget. Google: "eating on a budget reddit" if you want.
Shush - don't call it a sad! Call it a practical!
Look at me, i am too lazy to cook properly and i love this kind of easy, dirt-cheap videos - mix in boris' way and they are fun to watch!
If you ever read this, boris - you're waespme for making this videos of yours!
"Big piece mean big flavor"
-Boris 2019
Oddly inspiring
Yikes Lmao “the best chef is an empty stomach” also oddly inspiring
OMG, it’s the oh- so- famous meme man!!
Ah yes, big piece has big flavour ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How to survive step by step :
1. Watch boris cooking tips
2. Evaluate your budget
3. Move to babushka's basement
I just changed jobs (my old one was super toxic) and took a huge pay cut. So I’ve been revisiting these budget videos and it has been saving me and my husband lots of money but we feel very full! Thank you Boris for the inspiration and help!
Gordon Ramsay: Makes excellent food with a shit ton of ingredients
Boris: Makes excellent food with a boiled shoe and a rat on a stick
Oversimplified reference 👍
😂😂😂
Да!
Finally, some good fucking food
_Soviet style_
"I literally make videos about not having money, Glorious!" And THAT is why we Love you Papa Boris!!
End of Month: *Exist*
Boris with his cooking: Allow me to introduce myself, blyat
Honestly that mushroom sauce on rice is out of this world delicious. I topped it with some browned doctor's sausage for protein and it was so damn goooood.
Boris: " don't use all of the garlic, that is insane."
My Italian ass eating baked garlic raw: " uhhhhhhhhhh...."
@Soviet Mjölnir lol I mean I'm eating garlic that is baked but not in a dish or something like that
Me, a Balkan [South] Slav, eating piles of raw garlic: HERESY!
@Fox Der Große A lot mon ami
@Soviet Mjölnir Is western spy!
Yo chief neighbour wat up im greek
I survived this month.
But what is with next one?
JC Denton
That’s why payment exists
This is for survive til payday, товарищ
Same my check is tmr lol.its end of month today
You eat same shit komrade
dog soy chips arnt that expensive
"next thing we need is tap vodka"
*hardbass intensifies*
2019: *end of the month special*
2020: *end of the world special*
This aged worse than unrefrigerated cheese
1956: We’ll have flying cars in the future
2019: How to make a meal when your broke. Gopnik edition.
We truly live in the best timeline!
Your'e I mean thats western spy propaganda i meant ты
you're
научитесь писать, сленгеры хреновы мда
"Remember not use whole garlic"
Ahhhhhh the price I pay for being Slav AND Italian, whole garlic is mandatory.
Hahahah
Minchia fra non avrei mai pensato di trovare un italiano qua lol
Western spy
How can you be slav and Italian?
@@Mikey-ym6ok good point
End of Month Special, Asian Edition
1. Cook rice
2. Add fish sauce/egg/salt/whatever you have
Enjoy it hot
Girom Christian Calica literally eating this now
Girom Christian Calica how about instant noodle
@@Huyc115 Instant noodle as healthy as chernobyl water
@@VentiVonOsterreich Ok that actually made me chuckle 😄😄😄 but it's true. BTW for Filipinos we do rice + any of the following (soy sauce, sugar, salt, fish sauce, [combo of soy sauce + pork fat leftover form last week's adobo] powdered milk or milo) sometimes we even mix rice with coffe... It's... it's actually good, not gonna lie... but then again anything tastes good if you're hungry and broke. 😅😅😅
bold of you to assume we can run out of food
I love how in all of boris videos hes just messing around and joking, but at the same time hes actually teaching us how to survive
How to survive end of month, by Boris:
mix flour, a liquid, and whatever food scraps you have in a pan. done.
Hendo6147 I call it, poverty soup
Boris: Uses oil in all of his recipies
The US Army: Imma End This Slav's Whole Career
Boris: You called meeting with Avtoriet Avangard, blyat?
The U.S. army couldn’t take over Korea or Vietnam so I doubt they could take over the biggest and most sophisticated military ever the Russian military.
5.45 x Gewehr dude the vietnam and korea would fall if china wouldnt send troops there and soviet technology
Little do they know Boris has a spetsnaz platoon act as bodyguard
nseskar 2 Exactly because they had SOVIET TECHNOLOGY.
Mashed potato without potato.
Only on Life of Boris.
lol
*yes*
ireland during the famine:
@@JustinRed624 LOL
Keanu Reeves Mashed air molecules
I took a giant pay cut to pursue my dream job in animation, so this video will come in handy! Thank you Boris!
Protip:
step 1: Let rats die of hunger.
step 2: Process rats into cheburek.
step 3: Offer rat cheburek to Vadim and wait until he dies.
step 4: Raid Vadim's fridge for double end of month produce.
more like quadruple, he has 20 sausages at end of month
If you eat Vadim's corpse, you get eight times the amount of food.
Eat Vadim
I was sure last step will be eat Vadim
@@bojackhorseman4176 *Hol Up*
"Now there is end of month, and there is end of month with no cooking oil"
Goddamn right. Couldn't say it better.
That's a nightmare
Cooking stuff with flour to increase nutritional value was actually some thing done in germany during ww2
@@l-bbh7890 so eine Mehlschwitze hat schon was
I agree, we still do that. :D
Works out fine for me! ^_^
Fridge : says no
Cupboard : welcome to the end of month, we've got some indomie packages here
Me : Thanks god I could live for 2 days more
Yes, Indomieeeee
End of month or not, Indomie always saves the day
Indomie is not for end of month, it is for end of thinking power
a bag of potatoes goes far further than instant noodles for the money
@@HappyBeezerStudios it's cheaper than a bag of potata here soooo
"As long as you don't add flour to soup, that is not normal"
Boris' goulash, anyone?
goulash is not soup it's stew
No, it's just really thicc soup. And it became my favorite food when I first made it.
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic9963 Goulash is a stew of meat and vegetables, not a soup.
@@RicePanda Traditional Hungarian Goulash is a soup. Other countries might differ
Here in the US lots of southern cooking also adds flour to soup. I'm pretty sure it is a culinary staple around the world to do so.
In Poland, at the end of the month, we often do something like a casserole. We put in the dish sliced potatoes (previously cooked), sliced onions, give some cheese and ham (or sausages) and many other ingredients depending on what is in the fridge. Then we bake it and all in all it is very tasty, I recommend it
that sounds like you are not very broke
@@haykdoesstuff1147 "many other ingredients" probably does not mean , "all at once". Just whatever might be in the dridge, still good to eat; and the _options_ are many, though perhaps not possible at the time. - A shriveled up tomato? Yes. A bit of cooked rice? That lonely pickle left in the jar? Yes. Mushrooms? Theoretically, yes; but sorry, all out. Cheese? Two slices Swiss left, but needed for sandwich tomorrow- no. One egg, yes; ditto for a squirt of mustard. This dish will never be seen exactly like that again. And maybe we are glad of it. :-D
Tried the mashed “potato” recipe and now my family thinks im a soviet spy BUT ITS WORTH IT
I did cheberake and kotlet it was great. My dad thinks the same.
your kgb :o
Worry not Komrad, they just Western Spies
lol
Soviet spy is better then western spy
Dear Boris, my comrade.
I've been watching you for years and years now thanks to my best friend in highschool. I lost him and I came back to your videos and I want to say thank you man. You are getting me through this tough week.
I wish happy birthday Artom from czech republic, stay happy, fit and cheki brekkie
Me too, from germany
I died when he showd "end of month grater" for the smol cheese 😂
Im gonna buy a end of month grater now.
We actually have one of those lol apparently my mother uses it for grating nutmeg
Same here, it was the best part :D
So u die when u see small things ey? 😉😉
That flour trick is honestly so smart, I've been eating that for breakfast for a week now and it's really filling
Call it cream of whatever you're making for added effect
@@mikeare2002 cream of sausage
Boris is like those clickbait spammy life hack channels, but instead of clickbait and spam I get slavic cooking advices that work every month. Thanks.
- Some poor college dude lol
Never forget cheap rice and bulk frozen veggies as staple foods.
@@edisontrent618 also buy lots of eggs and instant ramen when u have some cash.
@@edisontrent618 Day-old bakery bread is a good cheap food to buy at Walmart, at least in Canada. I usually buy big bags of buns or loaves of thick crust bread and can get enough for the week for under $3, or $6 if I'm eating a lot of bread for whatever reason. Butter it, fry it, dip it into soup, or make it into French toast or bread pudding to make it into something satisfying.
Watching this right after Mr. Beast video is like crossing the berlin wall from west germany to east germany
Holy shit man.. 😮
dude
bruh
Bold of you to assume I have anything left at the end of month
@@adamfejes6995 we used to get bread syrup and powdered sugar and call it french toast on budget, it was good but way to much sugar looking back as an adult
That moment when you only have tap water lmao
@@lpsgameslilyanna5294 same
1:34 "I mean who doesn't have flour"
Weeeeeeeellllllllllllll...
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Is this a caddy reference?
@@ayatollahalikhamenei3722 It was actually a reference to the panic buying that took place in the first months of the pandemic when the video came out. I worked in a supermarket back then and let me tell you. there was no flour available, for weeks it would be sold out within an hour of being put on the shelf, so much so the store stated selling flour from the bakery in bags meant for doughnuts.
@@TheJovian16 that does seem more likely.
Not all heroes wear capes but they do wear weslav tracksuit
Every Russian gopnik is scary as hell.. but they *do* know how to cook from their babushka's recipe book.
@@o.602 Gopniks need to learn how to cook or else they are western spy
Two things:
1. Somehow, these are all friendly to my sensitive stomach (minus the pickle)
2. I need the music before the intro music to play triumphantly as I survive another day of being an essential worker
Hope you still surviving 👍🏼
@Videoms The ones in description are all hardbass and I doubt the one in the beginning is hardbass of any kind.
Edited: Funny that @Heidi mentions triumphantly.
The song is - The Triumph from Edgar Hopp
Sensitive stomach friendly? Here's why. Russian cuisine is mainly soviet cuisine, as before USSR traditional cuisine was for cooking in wood-powered Russian Stoves. Soviet cuisine is based on a cookbook written in the 1930s, updated several times and called 'book of tasty and healthy foods". Healthy doesn't mean it's marketed for weightloss - but means doctors participated in as authors, calculating both nutrition and being friendly to sensitive stomachs and other organs. It also has a special section of recipes for different tables of medical dietology. Sensitive stomach friendly dishes is what you serve to children at kindergartens and schools (everything else is ILLEGAL). There were also resorts that combined being a holiday place and place of medical treatment, and there was (and still is) delicious food that entirely comes from medical dietology and is separated into "tables". As a result, people liked many dishes from there and everyone eats them now just because they're tasty. That doesn't include foods that are expensive, at least in middle Russia, too.
And "Doctor's sausage" is MEANT to be sensitive stomach friendly.
As for the Soup - thick soups with oil and sour things are traditional (this is a poor version, a real is really thick and opaque). But there is an equal amount of sensitive stomach friendly soups too
"Not exactly butterbrod friendly"
Boris: Semechkibrod
"The best chef is an empty stomach"-Boris
That's true
Gordon Ramsay is really some random casual guy compared to 2 Michail Starred Chef
This actually sounds like a survivalist quote
@@alphaplayzz1381 lol
that phrase is common in my country.
Un grand merci, Boris
YES PLease I need this I'm 'bout to be a "uni" student so end of month recipes are VERY welcome
Beans and rice. The combination makes a complete protein so you can live off it pretty much forever without any sort of major malnutrition. You can buy them dry for stupid cheap, and it lasts practically forever, so stock up for the next end of the month. Plus it takes any sorts of extras very well, like meats and sauces, any kind of leftovers you can just throw on top. Cheese, ground beef (add tomatoes and seasoning to make it chili), cheap cuts of steak, chicken, fish, tofu, mushrooms, extra vegetables, plain condiments, whatever you've got.
@@legomaniac225 since I'm willing to take ur advice I have a question : any kind of beans ?
@@safaa3618 Yeah
@@safaa3618 pretty much, yes. bigger, smaller, white, red, doesnt really matter.
also you could try yellow dried peas soup, takes everything you put in.
and stale bread dipped in eggs, fried on a pan.
and you could go for black sausage, its got buckwheat inside, boiled pork blood, add more rice or buckwheat, fry and you are golden.
to add onto will- canned beans are also stupid cheap and you can get some in flavors so it's not at bland tasting.
canned anything (beans, veggies, fruit, soup) is a savior. I'm not a uni student, but i have been poor asf a few times. i can't tell you how many different things I've added to just plain rice- from canned food to just plain condiments.
idk if you've seen them, but boris has more budget cooking videos you should check out!
"Do not add flour to soup, that is some extreme end of month shit"
*Triggered French noises*
"Because remember, every month have end of month!"
Why my country does not have end of month every month
"don't use all of the garlic, that is fucking insane."
**laughs in half Italian**
-Every month has a end of month-
True Soviet thinking!
Time has no end of time
@@flimsy357 end is when you have empty fridge xD
The end of the month: *starts*
Me: ahhh shit here we go again
You have brought tears to my eyes. You are a good man. Good luck.
Boris: You always have water come on cyka.
Cries with dry tears in Afrikans
This man can make cooking onions in water interesting 😄 thank you Boris!
Of course he can he is the Best at low budget cooking (and tasty).
"as long as you not add flour to soup, that is not normal"
Chowder: am I a joke to you?
Yes is joke. Slav Gopnik have no clams! You are western spy!
You need fish too for chowder
@@anarchystorm2823 No you don't. Corn chowder exists.
@@erynncollier8672 You're starting to sound awfully like a western spy there comrade.
@@clothar23 Glory to Motherland Comrade.
"remember, every month has end of month"
true!
Knife is capitalist because he hurt Kommissar Boris.
It western spy
Da da da
That’s why it was replaced with a soviet working man’s saw
if only Boris is using his bayonet
8:47
God damn, and i thought bulgarian end of month was extreme, that's fricking boiled mayonnaise
As a mexican.... i thought that was pretty fucking crazy too....
This is basecally Brazil in the middle of the month.
And still much, much bether than Venezuela.
I'm in France and end of month is everyday... Hell, do you know how much meat costs? And how much mr Macron takes?!?! I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED, MERDE!!!
When russia fought germany, we both ate our horses..
@@noscopesnaughti6240 Well in Bulgaria horse meat is also eaten, its not that common i think its more of a delicacy
"Every month has end of month" Boris 2019 And happy birthday Artyom. I hope you make one for next month as well or another cooking video. These recipes are actually good.
Idc if TH-cam is sleeping on this channel lately, I'm finally in uni, been following Boris since freshman year highschool, and finally dare I say this stuff actually helps me. Cheeki breeki time,
Boris: *Shows the smallest cut in the history of cuts*
TH-cam: *Demonetized*
Oy slav king Boris! Why not make a gopnik cooking book with all your babushka recipes and sell on weslav? With nice illustrations and wise tips from Artyom it would be blyatiful! No joke, would love it! Maybe others would like this too? Thumbs up if you want babushka *cheeki breeki* recipes book too!
Love you Boris!
@Nick the chromosome I second this!
i third this, even tho i can't buy this because i have no idea how to order for a third world country
Oy blyat, that is a great idea!
@Nick V You Suck At Cooking had his own cooking book
@Nick The Chromosome lots of youtubers have done that. I am surprised boris hasn't.
For bonus check out vegan black metal chef also regular ordinary Swedish meal time
Actual tip: if you have really dried out carrots, you can soak them in water for a couple of hours and rehydrate them.