How to make Russian cheese (Русский сыр) - Cooking with Boris

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  • @uamee
    @uamee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9624

    Ayy blyat bring the cheese Boris!! 😂 we all eat Russian cheese from childhood

    • @thedeez5436
      @thedeez5436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      yes uamee russian cheese

    • @убойный
      @убойный 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yes

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Happy Birthday Uamee

    • @bluestarTed
      @bluestarTed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey music lord

    • @Royalty775
      @Royalty775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is Russian cheese

  • @PAL-1947
    @PAL-1947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    Video title: "How to make Russian Cheese."
    Alternate Title: "How many times can the camera's autofocus piss off Boris."

    • @kuzzbillington6392
      @kuzzbillington6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What a handsome thumbnail.
      Almost as good looking as Boris' cheese.

    • @foxphire0093
      @foxphire0093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      * AvE Noises Intensify *

    • @twitchycygnus
      @twitchycygnus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@foxphire0093 exactly what I was thinking. For real though. That autofocus was awful

    • @Kasmuller
      @Kasmuller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3:51 lmao

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@foxphire0093 what's AvE

  • @ShadowOfMachines
    @ShadowOfMachines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    "Don't want them building theaters in the cheese."
    "Cheese culture is better than regular culture because...you can eat it."
    Best culture jokes I've ever heard. XD

    • @pianopanicattack
      @pianopanicattack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      replying to show you how many likes you have :)

    • @wwkiam3795
      @wwkiam3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A thousand likes and two replies (including me)

    • @koishiandhat159
      @koishiandhat159 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such wow

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can hear a shounen protagonist saying that.

    • @planteruines5619
      @planteruines5619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Approuve in france

  • @SoundsOfSushi
    @SoundsOfSushi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    If Boris ever comes out with a cookbook, i would buy it. His recipes are pretty legit

  • @MaxwelloftheClocktower
    @MaxwelloftheClocktower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    the idea of Boris laughing like a maniac while buying milk always puts a smile on my face

  • @schimmelfennig726
    @schimmelfennig726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6492

    Honestly, Boris has done more for western-russian relations then all russian ambassadors combined

    • @wyettastone
      @wyettastone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Yes, amuse silly capitalistic pigs with cheese and sausage while we do a sneaky breaky and make more communist regimes!

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@KilledDebtor Ahem

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@looksirdroids9134 , go play with Trump. Adults are talking.

    • @Kikker861
      @Kikker861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@Tinkering4Time you, adult? true comedy

    • @hammerdcow1108
      @hammerdcow1108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      this is the true

  • @filipjudar4781
    @filipjudar4781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3029

    me: *puts too much culture by accident*
    AYYYYY BLYAT!!!!! THEY BUILT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!!!!!

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      They're launching space missions now!

    • @sovietreenactingandhistory1663
      @sovietreenactingandhistory1663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      yes, there my cheese spys, dont disturb them and let them build an aconamy

    • @kaulis6524
      @kaulis6524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh xd

    • @williamwallace5201
      @williamwallace5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Blin, chuvak! I put too much culture in, now cheese build navy to defend itself

    • @filipjudar4781
      @filipjudar4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vadim accidentally dropped into my cheese blyat

  • @burakhuseyinoglu564
    @burakhuseyinoglu564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    Imagine being home-friends with Boris, you would never starve.

    • @barreloapplesause8243
      @barreloapplesause8243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      And you will probably get radiation poisoning or alcohol gas from his vodka cooled pc or something

    • @bedrunn
      @bedrunn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@barreloapplesause8243 you got communised basically

    • @karendodge1259
      @karendodge1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      “2 years to make it harder...”
      Boris, stop with the painis jokes

    • @bsl2789
      @bsl2789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I 100,000,000,000,000% Agree

    • @overriidee
      @overriidee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Our Babuschkas are trying assassinate us with unlimited food.

  • @victordeltoro7400
    @victordeltoro7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Literally just subscribed because of this guy's energy.
    that is all...

  • @DJBlyatman
    @DJBlyatman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    Cheese King

    • @Warga_indo01
      @Warga_indo01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nah comrade he is not cheese king, but he is kitchen king 😂

    • @xulbyteidk6183
      @xulbyteidk6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @thomastovey7098
      @thomastovey7098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is this the real DJ blyat man ?

    • @grabedigger
      @grabedigger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thomastovey7098 da!

    • @spatha2584
      @spatha2584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

  • @nickster5207
    @nickster5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    "You get cheese or starvation!"
    -Boris 2020

    • @pawewyzga7051
      @pawewyzga7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its one way or another choose one

    • @honestsmithery9849
      @honestsmithery9849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, you have no idea how the fuck 2020 is going to go, so get your food preservation skills ready LoL

    • @ElizabethBattle
      @ElizabethBattle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@honestsmithery9849 Prophecy

    • @JohnDoe-ks9xx
      @JohnDoe-ks9xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ElizabethBattle His time-line is off. Winter of 2022

  • @MechaEmperor7000
    @MechaEmperor7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    It took 8 months but Boris has deciphered old grandma handwriting.

    • @rengurenge
      @rengurenge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Grandma? Babushka!

  • @octonitro
    @octonitro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    "Crumble like western economy"
    yeah. basically.

    • @xushandong9734
      @xushandong9734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You are western spy

    • @hammerdcow1108
      @hammerdcow1108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      looks at americka yea basickly trump should have tried to build has wall out of russian chese because it would never fall
      but you might get tunnels to let people through made by rebbel slavs

    • @dianecrow5009
      @dianecrow5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      used crumbles every 10 years but now its crumbling every 10 seconds

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@hammerdcow1108
      The same thing goes for Biden and his cages.
      Nobody can escape the cheese cage.

    • @liquidsnake6879
      @liquidsnake6879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      something needs to rise before it can crumble, the Russian economy is still waiting to go up at all lol

  • @treygreen5015
    @treygreen5015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    0:50
    “Soft as a *blin*”
    “Crumble like *western economy*”
    This is why I love Boris.

    • @bf4medic248
      @bf4medic248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      your not alone bro

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh same here lol

    • @bluegloriousgames
      @bluegloriousgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's why we love boris

  • @Crimsin19937
    @Crimsin19937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    "It crumble like western economy!"
    *western spy has left the chat*

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Economy chilling here. What's not chilling is the government.
      America fucked

    • @johnmccrossan9376
      @johnmccrossan9376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah im still here

    • @malding2246
      @malding2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joe biden : wipes tears with 100 bills

    • @sneakywarrior4238
      @sneakywarrior4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Regular culture, you cannot eat."
      Cries in exposure

    • @liamholcroft7212
      @liamholcroft7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i guess boris didn't get the memo, somebody wanna tell him what happened in 1991?

  • @Scrubbez
    @Scrubbez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Questions of boris that will never be solved
    1. How old is boris?
    2. How does he know what the average temperature of a cow is?
    3. How is boris so good at making cheese?

    • @jakeas348
      @jakeas348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      boris is a cow

    • @smejkoondrejko
      @smejkoondrejko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jakeas348 whoa whoa you just uncovered the ultimate question everyones been asking for 5 years since Boris chanel start

    • @gaiasguardian205
      @gaiasguardian205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Boris is not cow, is steer available for stud services.😉

    • @mhassan-robotics
      @mhassan-robotics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🐄 Cow body temperature is measured by shoving thermometer into its butthole. Boris might did the same 😂

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about the sausage machine from his sausage video

  • @MythicSorin
    @MythicSorin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I randomly stumbled upon this channel while browsing some filthy western sausage-making channel. This is somehow the most informative cooking channel I've ever seen; I legitimately appreciate any channel that recognizes that I'm not gonna clean the damn kitchen while making cheese. Thank you, Boris.

    • @lordicarus8807
      @lordicarus8807 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, even if his videos are mostly comedy, you can actually try these recipes at home and they work...

    • @joshuabrown9413
      @joshuabrown9413 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was looking for a Russian rye bread recipe when I found boris. Life has never been better. I can make bread, bologna, and slave my car, all in a day.

  • @Povilaz
    @Povilaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Ah so it goes like this:
    1. Wet milk
    2. Still wet milk
    3. Rubber milk
    4. Cottage -milk- cheese
    5. Salting the cheese
    6. Русский cheese
    7. Waxed cheese
    Got it. Brb I'm gonna make it.

    • @blixh3ad
      @blixh3ad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      alright I'll be waiting

    • @shrek1907
      @shrek1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blixh3ad same

    • @AussieNexus7408
      @AussieNexus7408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All right hope you have fun

    • @Bomboclat-II
      @Bomboclat-II 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tell us if it worked

    • @vharliksod3200
      @vharliksod3200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ight. Imma head over to Chernobyl instead of your kitchen in two minutes xd

  • @kampfpanzerleopard346
    @kampfpanzerleopard346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Ay blin here we go again.
    *flashbacks of the previous cheese making attempt*

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol same

    • @tobiasworner4970
      @tobiasworner4970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well. he made cheese. nobody said it has to taste good haha

    • @juicemeister1984
      @juicemeister1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *There was no previous cheese making attempt*

  • @Pr0manStream
    @Pr0manStream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Judging by the process, he produced "cheddar cheese".
    Even if the process of cheddaring is technically done by stacking multiple loafs of cheese on top of each other - what he basically simulated that with the weight press - All the other processes are basically the same: adding chloride and rinnet, curding the milk, setting and draining to add fresh water, cooking the curd throughout the whole process on low heat. Though from what I remember, mass-produced cheddar is not being drained and re-watered like in the video, they just add a whole bunch more water instead to reduce acidity.

    • @VodkaDoge
      @VodkaDoge 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it is not big deal, comrade

  • @shaunrutherford7764
    @shaunrutherford7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I just want to say how much I appreciate the work that goes into editing these, especially the subtitles. They are fantastic.

  • @jaska1538
    @jaska1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    i just love how he literally put a tracksuit on the cheese, three stripes and everything :D

  • @LeRoiJojo
    @LeRoiJojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "Regular culture, you cannot eat."
    *Cries in exposure*

    • @mishtrong
      @mishtrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cries in paintings.

  • @TheKnedlik
    @TheKnedlik 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Today we had a exam in school and it was about cheese making. I wouldn't be able to write nothing but i watched this video yesterday so i knew almost everything. Thank you Boris, not only for good grades but also for your high quality and funny content.

  • @jean-bastienjoly5962
    @jean-bastienjoly5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    For those interested, the music playing between each steps is called "Drunken Clown"
    close enougth i guess

    • @TheFingerman77
      @TheFingerman77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're a saint.

    • @Kruglov762
      @Kruglov762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HE IS THE MESSIAH

    • @kennedytheretard975
      @kennedytheretard975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not close enough
      100% ACCURATE
      thank you sir for the music

    • @guardsmanlars6797
      @guardsmanlars6797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

    • @motherlandst3454
      @motherlandst3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seeing as you know about this, what is the song in the ultra-pasteurized milk part? I've been looking for ages and can't find it.

  • @kavpa
    @kavpa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Me: looks at title
    Also me: This cannot end well

    • @MildredCady
      @MildredCady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I guess we’ll know in 28 days?

    • @JacktheFireEater
      @JacktheFireEater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, but it does!

    • @criebeef555
      @criebeef555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was better then last time

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh Gopnik of little faith.

    • @MildredCady
      @MildredCady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@criebeef555 This was the only time Boris made cheese. That other video was Vadim pretending to be Boris. ;)

  • @nathanishungryanimations7206
    @nathanishungryanimations7206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    “What about when he made cheese last ti-“
    We don’t talk about last time. There WAS no last time.
    shhhhh

    • @ddawg1172
      @ddawg1172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This was the comment I needed

    • @nathanishungryanimations7206
      @nathanishungryanimations7206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ddawg1172
      Yes. There is no last time…

    • @shrek1907
      @shrek1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ddawg1172 this was the comment WE needed comrade

    • @tamfuwing1
      @tamfuwing1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ROFL

    • @muamer9704
      @muamer9704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      KGB: *knock* *knock* :
      You found out our secret,we need to "talk" with you

  • @panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus344
    @panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I tried it. It was amazing and It can be kept in the fridge for about a week and a half and it doesn't even spoil a bit.

  • @kapiteinkaya5754
    @kapiteinkaya5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Someone: "What Cheese You Like?"
    Boris: *"yes."*

    • @ChristochatBTW
      @ChristochatBTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Boris does not like western spy cheese

    • @bananatree5208
      @bananatree5208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i like cheese with whatever that green chernobyl rainwater is called in it

    • @ChristochatBTW
      @ChristochatBTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bananatree5208 it's tarhun

    • @WorkAlef
      @WorkAlef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Ага, мля"
      ©Борис

    • @jlitodelcid326
      @jlitodelcid326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bananatree5208 same

  • @myrnatan396
    @myrnatan396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    7:05
    “Fun fact, cow body temperature is 38 C, do not ask why i know that”
    So thats why minotaurs exist

    • @jaizzj.z.3690
      @jaizzj.z.3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XDDD

    • @jyxtheberzerking4824
      @jyxtheberzerking4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ancient Greeks: why is this monster speaking such a strange language, squatting, drinking, and swearing all the time?

    • @SirHellNaja
      @SirHellNaja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That kinda reminds me of a certain manga

    • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
      @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jyxtheberzerking4824
      And it can cook cheburek!

    • @myrnatan396
      @myrnatan396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DO.NOT.RUIN.THE.169.LIKES

  • @boogyman3545
    @boogyman3545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Note: the reason he put an egg in the salted water was so he could measure the density, the more salt the more dense and the more taste. For example: it the western Balkans there are two seas: Adriatik and Jon. Adriatik doesn't have a lot of salt, and is less dense, so you have a higher chance to drown. Jon has more salt and is more dense, so at that point it only matters is you know how to swim.
    Edit: Also the point where Adriatik and Jon meet is in Orikum, Albania, there the difference is more noticable.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was on swim team in highachool.
      It was easier to swim in the ocean in Galveston bay where we went on senior trip

    • @davedave8986
      @davedave8986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New things I learned apparently the ocean is dense

    • @blackdemon1077
      @blackdemon1077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And if you throw a piece of thin plaster in the Jon it will float

    • @maddestruction1
      @maddestruction1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salmonella

    • @rastislavvassilev8157
      @rastislavvassilev8157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice, I learned something new today. Here in Bulgaria we have yellow cheese and white salamur cheese. Almost like greek feta cheese, but different.

  • @reagantumurbaatar9244
    @reagantumurbaatar9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    the way he says "eugh it is sweet!" makes me laugh so hard

    • @vasttanja905
      @vasttanja905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russians like stronk

  • @zerobroOG
    @zerobroOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Man the way Boris talks about measuring is exactly like America does it “Just add about this much” lol

    • @dhruel
      @dhruel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ZeroBro ain't joking!

    • @Pandareen
      @Pandareen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So you want to say that he is western spy? How dare you?!

    • @zerobroOG
      @zerobroOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Pandareen nonono i'm making a joke, no way in hell boris, the slav king would be a spy

    • @whatrfrens3299
      @whatrfrens3299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HEY! I TAKE NO OFFENSE WHAT SO EVER!

    • @learncat8771
      @learncat8771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just here to fact check, we don't measure in "about muches", we measure with simile and metaphor, which is to say that my cake is like the ocean, not fit for consumption.

  • @JTMilten
    @JTMilten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    My Crush has just canceled our date but right on time, Boris has arrived in Lada!

    • @maikobayashi1910
      @maikobayashi1910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Are you sure your crush did not cancel BECAUSE of having to watch new Boris video?

    • @sinistertrucker
      @sinistertrucker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maikobayashi1910 no, is becuz she is out finding the right ingredients for the cheese
      Edit: just inserting proper grammar lol

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boris is date now, try not to be too overwhelmed with happiness

    • @nikolasxyinidis7514
      @nikolasxyinidis7514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude if she keeps canceling just know that she is not the one

  • @Ranpo9810
    @Ranpo9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Boris as a teacher:
    -FOCUS CYKA

    • @epyl3991
      @epyl3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its сука

    • @Ranpo9810
      @Ranpo9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know that I just don't have the russian keyboard on my phone

    • @Ranpo9810
      @Ranpo9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean why would you get so worked up over a little joke comment. I mean you still understand what I meant

    • @lag8984
      @lag8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I could not breath when I saw this lol

    • @epyl3991
      @epyl3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FOCUS СУКА

  • @hegxzdil
    @hegxzdil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    5:53 I am dying at this help 😭

  • @danceslikeratigan4008
    @danceslikeratigan4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You caught me in the middle of depression, Boris. I needed this. Thank you.

    • @nasdfghidgf8081
      @nasdfghidgf8081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Do not fear boris is here

    • @eigengrau7698
      @eigengrau7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need cheburek, comrade

  • @colonnellomccandless4229
    @colonnellomccandless4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "There is only one kind!"
    *sad Italian noises

    • @CSuperBooly
      @CSuperBooly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *sad french noises*

    • @demonfedor3748
      @demonfedor3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@CSuperBooly sad Swiss noises

    • @CatBloom42
      @CatBloom42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sad Dutch noises

    • @bluesideking
      @bluesideking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I would have said "sad german noises" but german cheese kinda sucks

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *sad American noises*

  • @animeAJproductions
    @animeAJproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I wanna the sequel to this! Russian Cheese: 28 Days Later

  • @andrealanzoni8894
    @andrealanzoni8894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Binging with Babish: So, we are making out own bread
    Binging with Babushka: We make our own cheese.

    • @alexandrpetrov6812
      @alexandrpetrov6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Babish made his own mozzarella at home

    • @Danse_Macabre_125
      @Danse_Macabre_125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Binging with Boris: We make sausage at home.

    • @minute0420
      @minute0420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      isnt that basics with babish

    • @ithefy5830
      @ithefy5830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      OUR

  • @complainerdoodle9215
    @complainerdoodle9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The real challenge is not waiting for the cheese to harden and become solid, but for the camera to sober up and focus on you documenting the cheese.

  • @Shad0wSpill
    @Shad0wSpill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Boris is spiraling out of control and taking us all with him.

  • @jaska1538
    @jaska1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "you dont want flies, or vadim to accidentally drop inside"

  • @jackkreacherr9339
    @jackkreacherr9339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Boris is the hero I need right now

  • @an_ordinary_goose
    @an_ordinary_goose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love how genuinely informative and funny these are 😂 it's nice to see the consequences of different ingredients or the results that just went pear shaped - I haven't seen a lot of cooking clips actually demonstrate the issues that they talk about when they cook 👍

  • @igorgowacz8025
    @igorgowacz8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Title: "How to make Russian cheese..."
    Boris: Uses only Polish ingredients

    • @squeaky206
      @squeaky206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He is Polish spy

    • @MisterJae_wastaken
      @MisterJae_wastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@squeaky206 he does like winiary mayonnaise

    • @AnalogNoise
      @AnalogNoise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MisterJae_wastaken only majonez kielecki kurwa

    • @enlg3750
      @enlg3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@squeaky206 So you are saying he is the iMpOstEr! Damn its the Time of Trouble all over again!

    • @squeaky206
      @squeaky206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@enlg3750 I have a view of Russian history.

  • @alexposea2283
    @alexposea2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I loved the unusual sense of humor. You can clearly tell he was losing his mind in all the time it took to make this video. 4:16 "Migs" I completely lost it.
    PS. We also have this type of cheese in Romania, we call it cașcaval

  • @linkat3042
    @linkat3042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    0:51 "crumble like western economy" had me rolling on the floor

    • @L_back
      @L_back 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It will crumble if it will still follow the stupid imperialist agenda that it’s following now...

  • @AsifRaza-oq4nb
    @AsifRaza-oq4nb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Boris: "..this cheese crumbles like western economy"
    Also boris: *shows bundles of western currency*

    • @tonymontana822
      @tonymontana822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      But fake , like their economy.It's a very subtle joke :D

    • @maestro9765
      @maestro9765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Why do you think that he has so much western money? Because it is worthless, overinflated.

    • @tonymontana822
      @tonymontana822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maestro9765 True ,True :)

    • @sneakywarrior4238
      @sneakywarrior4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!!
      France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]

    • @therealsans6937
      @therealsans6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmm kinda sus

  • @deniseriches8201
    @deniseriches8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a professional cheese maker I am impressed!!! So funny but surprisingly accurate.

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    "You do not want to add too much culture inside. Do not want to start building theaters inside the cheese."
    Did... Did he just make a dad joke!?

  • @JackieGuitars
    @JackieGuitars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Boris: **sniffing a boiling milk**
    Also Boris: ЕЕЕЕБААА-

  • @shadowcrawler300
    @shadowcrawler300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So the process of making cheese is actually intricate and interesting. Also very time consuming. Glad to see how culture and intelligent the shashlik king is. HE DESERVES BILLIONS OF VIEWS

  • @clumsycommissar5260
    @clumsycommissar5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!!
    France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]

  • @AndroTM7
    @AndroTM7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I recently started learning russian. Now i can read Cyrillic. Russkiy Syr very good. Greetings from Poland Slav Brother. Thanks for borrowing our country for 123 years.

    • @wolfura
      @wolfura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No true Polak would ever speak Russian or call Ruski a brother.

    • @Kjorn90
      @Kjorn90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wolfura yes and not. Seeing how our government is doing lately, it is highly reccommended to start learning russian.

    • @boumer7
      @boumer7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kjorn90 why?

  • @johannesviljoen9656
    @johannesviljoen9656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that it's actually a cheese tutorial not a strange joke.

  • @mad_6519
    @mad_6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is one of those channels that just don't change for the sake of merch and watch time. I love it.

  • @gaiasguardian205
    @gaiasguardian205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Boris being heard screaming from his apartment: " Focus Cyka!"
    Russian counterspy agency in van parked on street outside,: :" The jamming frequency is working sir. "

    • @jyxtheberzerking4824
      @jyxtheberzerking4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      * Boris crashes headfirst through the side of the van, angry tape eyebrows on his mask * CYKA! IT WAS WESTERN SPIES!

  • @SandyHolmes0001
    @SandyHolmes0001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my god, i love this guy. i can see myself watching his videos whenever im feeling down. Make me laugh from the beginning to finish.

  • @Resomius
    @Resomius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2 years of waiting for it to get hard. That´s incredible! That means you can becomming even harder and still be able to make a second batch inside a 5 year plan!

  • @ray3413
    @ray3413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    “Now russian cheese is strong”
    L i k e t h e p e o p l e

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, they are strong, my best friend can lift me off the ground with arm. Or maybe I am just a really lightweight person.

    • @kennedytheretard975
      @kennedytheretard975 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@karolinkiehl4097 both

    • @hi.241
      @hi.241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wanna be apart of this thread

  • @petru7696
    @petru7696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:06 i swear to god borris manages to combine humor with science in a very strange and apart way but man it's funny

  • @backseatswitchyy
    @backseatswitchyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "Crumbles like western economy" - Boris, 2020

    • @galaxy-wg1lf
      @galaxy-wg1lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's not wrong right now.

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@galaxy-wg1lf Yeah our economy is fucked right now

    • @galaxy-wg1lf
      @galaxy-wg1lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@teslacoil5378 that is what i said

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@galaxy-wg1lf I was agreeing with you.

    • @galaxy-wg1lf
      @galaxy-wg1lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@teslacoil5378 ok

  • @MiaMorettiz
    @MiaMorettiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Alternate title: Russian Man
    Teaches us how to make cheese,,that could be used for,building a house

  • @Geddí_Schaszoh
    @Geddí_Schaszoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Greetings Boris! ^^
    As an former cheese maker in austria, i have to say, you have done an awesome job in making these cheese.
    I hope you have a great day. ^^

  • @Galvaxatron
    @Galvaxatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have been calling milk "cow juice" for over a decade. I have finally found someone who gets me.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:43 This is the part where the western spies left
    Russian cheese, with adidas stripes and Boris' logo... What a perfection xD

  • @belindarosenheim2322
    @belindarosenheim2322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Crumbles like western economy. "🤣 Wed June 15th 2022 we're paying almost $6.00 for a gallon of gas and food prices make me cook from Boris' videos. Thank you Boris! Love from Dallas TX!

  • @nossahmvssg
    @nossahmvssg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    ". . . . four whole weeks of additional waiting time . . ."
    *Western spies have left the chat*
    ". . . . and up to two years of hardening"
    *KGB have joined the chat*

  • @janezat2939
    @janezat2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Me: how did I get h-
    *strange man walks in*
    Me: you have a nice humming voice sir
    Him: CHEESES

  • @MadVillian05
    @MadVillian05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had class,but there are priorities. I will never need to know how to speak the English when I could watch the most russian man ever teach me how cook cheese.

  • @ia_oleg_ia_luchse_vseh
    @ia_oleg_ia_luchse_vseh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm from Russia, and this video is so cool
    :3

  • @cosmicboi1650
    @cosmicboi1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "CHEESES!"
    **proceeds to talk about cheese**
    Me: that was smooth

    • @va960
      @va960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As smooth as a Lada on thin ice.

  • @gioworno
    @gioworno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "definitively not above 25°C"
    Me, who lives near the equator: ;-;

    • @witherking97
      @witherking97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah... 30+ Celsius room temperature

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      May I suggest building a deep cellar with a couple of fans installed.

    • @rheasheva8882
      @rheasheva8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just plant a tree blyat

    • @bugrasevinc9696
      @bugrasevinc9696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rheasheva8882 And What will that change .

    • @rheasheva8882
      @rheasheva8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bugrasevinc9696 trees help retain moisture so it helps lower the temperature around the tree area.
      air moves from high pressure to low pressure
      and humidity is the factor that lowers the pressure
      so, the conclusion.
      Besides the temperature is lower because the trees store water, the tree also makes the wind blow to the area around the tree it is planted
      I live on the equator, and plant trees around the house
      and the temperature in my room during the day 26 ° C without air conditioning and fan

  • @SirHellNaja
    @SirHellNaja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "If you think they use high quality milk to make cheese, welcome to the world of comedy."
    You need to visit Japan sometimes, Boris. Over there they have a lot of high quality products in each town.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait a minute. They have cheese in Japan? I thought an insane number of people in Asia were lactose intolerant and it just generally wasn't something people really ate?

    • @ivrgn1720
      @ivrgn1720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DGneoseeker1 I live in Asia my whole life and I NEVER met lactose intolerant people even once. We drank milk every fckin day here. Heck its one of my favourite beverage.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ivrgn1720 Interesting. I wonder where that stereotype came from then.
      It even seems to affect bubble tea. "Milk tea" is not made with milk, but soya milk, apparently.
      Even in the UK.

    • @SirHellNaja
      @SirHellNaja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@DGneoseeker1 That is just a myth. Asians just have problem with milk as much as Europeans or Americans. It's just that some people have never drank a milk before or they stopped drinking milk, so they developed lactose intolerance. There are people with lactose intolerance or milk allergy from birth yes, but the percentage isn't so different from Caucasians. At least from my experience, Japanese, Korean, Taiwanese, and Thais like to eat cheese. And Asian milk tea, unless specifically labeled as soy milk, are made from cow juice.

  • @Hatsune-Miku_Fan
    @Hatsune-Miku_Fan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:31 Georgias main drink during our feasts is tarkhun lemonade so no it's not only sold in Russia letting u kno

  • @jemken8201
    @jemken8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you want to see Boris’ new video but also want to support his channel by watching the entire ads

  • @wrengaming1519
    @wrengaming1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "FOCUS CYCA!" gets me every time

  • @four-dollardiscount1723
    @four-dollardiscount1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've never encountered a channel that can seamlessly combine comedy with amazing tasting recipes like yours, discovered you from your Cheburek video and been hooked since! Much love from Western Spy.

  • @brittnaymatthews4293
    @brittnaymatthews4293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know this is a cooking video, but I'm literally obsessed with his little arm freckles.

  • @emuhlbauer1190
    @emuhlbauer1190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Why are you in the army again?"
    Boris over here asking the real questions

    • @HenrikSherwood
      @HenrikSherwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Fall asleep at home, wake up in red army camp, is how it work"

  • @LittleShmuplet
    @LittleShmuplet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Russian cheese is best cheese, no other cheese exists in my eyes

    • @7sedma
      @7sedma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @LatvianVideo
      @LatvianVideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can casually go to a store and buy russian cheese

    • @maxonym_
      @maxonym_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russian cheese is second best but have you ever tried mild red cheddar?
      Best cheese even though im from slovakia (very slav country)

    • @koko-rt2oq
      @koko-rt2oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeeee with polish calcium chloride

  • @comradechan6082
    @comradechan6082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You're not a chef but you're the entire kitchen

  • @dolce_st
    @dolce_st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    8:37 You can use a rotten egg instead because it always floats when dropped into water, no need to use salt.
    ==> salt saving method

    • @InsaneCrab7
      @InsaneCrab7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But only use this method if your name starts with V and rhymes with ladim

    • @pistolet-pulemetshpagin4198
      @pistolet-pulemetshpagin4198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nooo hahahaha

    • @jack86
      @jack86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And put it slowly. If you drop it, it will explode, causing total pizdec

    • @TH4N4705_
      @TH4N4705_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make sure to put the cheese inside your neighbor's toilet before! Especially if he's name is Vadim 🧀🚽😂

  • @ussvincent1119
    @ussvincent1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    *crumbles like western economy*
    Me, an american: tru

    • @umcaraaleatorio3194
      @umcaraaleatorio3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me, a brazilian: Couldn't agree more, pal.

    • @moosehunter2477
      @moosehunter2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me, a Canadian: Its a painful reminder

    • @Chikinbokbok
      @Chikinbokbok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@umcaraaleatorio3194 FACTS

    • @primuse.x.e6141
      @primuse.x.e6141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TRUE

    • @luanaraujo7420
      @luanaraujo7420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Liberty Death The "Flu" who killed 250k+ americans and 150k+ brazilians, etc?

  • @dragonk5738
    @dragonk5738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Russian cheese is strong enough to build a house"
    ------Life hack from Boris

    • @yxbik20x49
      @yxbik20x49 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Возьму на заметку

    • @broskiyeets1599
      @broskiyeets1599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *makes ginger bread house out of cheese*

  • @4lderion
    @4lderion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "fun fact: 38°c is a body temperature of a cow, do not ask how i know"
    ahh so you know it fro-

  • @user-lc5bu9bm7v
    @user-lc5bu9bm7v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im going to comment on every video that Boris should collab with his babushka and Anatoli and they all wear masks and make delicious food while commenting on the old, simpler times. I love his family oriented videos, so wholesome.

  • @warrior8154
    @warrior8154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:22 When i noticed the camera not focusing, i knew what it was coming eventually
    *FOCUS CYKA*

    • @mrstalker4733
      @mrstalker4733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ture words have never been spoken

    • @Zdfzrfdsfj
      @Zdfzrfdsfj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrstalker4733 truer

  • @navinc.9678
    @navinc.9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That intro is the greatest thing to grace the earth

  • @expertionis794
    @expertionis794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "Crumble like western economy"
    Oof.

    • @yohanna3600
      @yohanna3600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Its already rotten inside"
      Yikes.

    • @MrViscious
      @MrViscious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That killed me.

    • @memeg8076
      @memeg8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Greece be like

  • @CadenceWren
    @CadenceWren 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not me hitting up all your old cooking videos because they're some of my favorites

  • @yellowed_mind4948
    @yellowed_mind4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Interesting fact: In Russia there was such a thing as a “cheese dealer” as cheese from foreign county’s were illegal and punishable with prison time under the law

    • @itirozgizep7463
      @itirozgizep7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's a crime I would commit anyday.

    • @rastislavvassilev8157
      @rastislavvassilev8157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, so tell me what cheese you want. Not to worry, no one will know. I'll cover my tracks. Just tell me!

    • @demonfedor3748
      @demonfedor3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like its any different now lol.

    • @demonfedor3748
      @demonfedor3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      God I miss Roquefort. My dealer didn't have it today,got some hard goat cheese instead.

    • @rastislavvassilev8157
      @rastislavvassilev8157 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demonfedor3748 Oh I got some today. Not to worry. Only problem is that I ate it today.

  • @orangecapybara2918
    @orangecapybara2918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    " I will not sell you to happy new owner. You're going into meat grinder" 💀😂
    Boris beefing with the camera had me dead.

  • @Yourlibrarian
    @Yourlibrarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Damn. It hasn’t even been a minute and there’s already a lot of people here. HELLO!

    • @wellwho7832
      @wellwho7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Helloooo

    • @Boss0_0man
      @Boss0_0man 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi to you too

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello there

    • @wellwho7832
      @wellwho7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you all doing?

    • @Yourlibrarian
      @Yourlibrarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wellwho7832 I’m good what about yourself?

  • @maxklein2057
    @maxklein2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:33 Тархун is actually sold here in Germany as well

  • @Meepers26
    @Meepers26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'll just watch this instead of paying attention in chemistry.

    • @MildredCady
      @MildredCady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, it is a chemistry lesson…

  • @e2v2e2
    @e2v2e2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:12 love that cute spoon.

  • @WaynePickle
    @WaynePickle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Crumble like western economy!” Gets me every time

  • @kaylabrownell1268
    @kaylabrownell1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm lactose intolerant but I'd never miss a Boris video