The Top 10 Scrubquotes of All Time

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  • @dinogee
    @dinogee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    "Adjusted mountain's collision box"
    "Increased climber's walk speed"
    "Fixed bug where girlfriend randomly cries during climb"

    • @periclescomoeddie5215
      @periclescomoeddie5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This needs more likes. Way more.
      Here, take 1 :)

    • @Tikonthebrainclips
      @Tikonthebrainclips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Decreased landing recovery for climbers.
      Adjusted height of the mountain....making climbers have easier time.
      Fixed bug where facilities were not showing up
      Fixed bug where clouds ruined view

    • @massie_m
      @massie_m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      finally

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Do you know when they're going to add the pub DLC? I want to get rank 1 on the darts mini-game before the sweaties grind it out.

    • @chuckolator1859
      @chuckolator1859 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is absolute gold

  • @mtchfgc
    @mtchfgc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    “You only won because I lost”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @tylermarsh7517
      @tylermarsh7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, a man of culture I see

    • @massie_m
      @massie_m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i love the art of war

    • @dougexists
      @dougexists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "just use a fireball lol"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski
      @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Your strength is only an accident arising from the weakness of others"
      -Joseph Conrad

    • @lesexypiglet___8599
      @lesexypiglet___8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "you only won because I lost" is the mark of a chad not a scrubquote

  • @bornsideways
    @bornsideways 4 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    I heard that mountain is gonna get nerfed soon

    • @elijahoneill5228
      @elijahoneill5228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The mountain one was really od

    • @DaddysFlipside
      @DaddysFlipside 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Yash Choksey The one patch a millennium thing is kinda trash for the meta though.

    • @proteanalias
      @proteanalias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking lmao

    • @LimusTG
      @LimusTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DaddysFlipside just got the datamines, they'll be nerfing height from 4413' to 3615'... stange, huh?

    • @Bhaggy_
      @Bhaggy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah it’s neutral is way too srong

  • @din_5817
    @din_5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "you only won because i lost" has the same energy as "people die when they are killed"

    • @grantm.5975
      @grantm.5975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes"

    • @scrubsmcgee5994
      @scrubsmcgee5994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@grantm.5975 "together we can stop this"

    • @jakesimpson3373
      @jakesimpson3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Russell, did the Jazz win or did you lose?”

    • @jcapone7415
      @jcapone7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anon _ “I’m my father’s son!”

    • @narutogx1000
      @narutogx1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jcapone7415 Actually Gohan just said that in the Dragon ball z movie 9....

  • @HiIThinkImReal
    @HiIThinkImReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    That dude is angry at the mountain for being a mountain.

    • @theotherjared9824
      @theotherjared9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can't even get drunk at the top. Disappointing

    • @SquireOfTragedy
      @SquireOfTragedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bar now at top of mountain

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's the core of Scrubquotes, honestly

    • @munchkinmatt1670
      @munchkinmatt1670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mountain gonna mountain.

  • @goo3r
    @goo3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    I gotta learn all the moves, such as garb.

    • @StephGrim-357
      @StephGrim-357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hell...i play Tekken and all i do is garb with Miguel🤣🤣

    • @Toomnyusernae
      @Toomnyusernae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's right. I'm a garbbler. I use my commnand garb because it has more reach than yours.

    • @joe-vg3rx
      @joe-vg3rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t forget about jump

    • @goo3r
      @goo3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joe-vg3rx Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn all the moves.

    • @ExiStrife
      @ExiStrife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, the way you dress is a very important move. Gotta learn how to garb correctly 🤣

  • @TheZutter
    @TheZutter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    “You only won cause I lost”
    He really has a way with words...

    • @Phobophage901
      @Phobophage901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think he's just using poor English and probably means "that loss is more because I ACTIVELY lost, more than it is because you ACTIVELY won", because there is a difference.

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hmm yes... the floor is made of floor.

    • @icecatti
      @icecatti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You're only mad cuz you're angry

    • @SkeetersGuitar
      @SkeetersGuitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I swear that quote is a parody

    • @hatch450sx3
      @hatch450sx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Phobophage901 I believe you are right. I hate more than anything giving them a game I had in the bag.

  • @sonicglenjamin
    @sonicglenjamin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    my favorite scrubquotes are anything related to “spamming block”

    • @BegitoBrah
      @BegitoBrah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean technically you can in xenoverse 2

    • @nooniez1432
      @nooniez1432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@BegitoBrah yeah but I feel most wouldn't consider Xenoverse 2 as a fighting game

    • @dudethisusername7285
      @dudethisusername7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@nooniez1432 It really isn't

    • @wedwelfernaz872
      @wedwelfernaz872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      games with flawless blocking like mk11 or dbxv2 this is kinda valid but just use grabs lol

    • @hatch450sx3
      @hatch450sx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dudethisusername7285 more of a fighter than smash bros

  • @pwinterhalter
    @pwinterhalter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    “Diego knows like 40 moves!”

    • @illgeteverythingback
      @illgeteverythingback 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was dying at that part omg

    • @X3_lelouch1970
      @X3_lelouch1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude, I only know like 2.

    • @bensimmons3057
      @bensimmons3057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He knows 40 moves and still only uses sweep

    • @barakbrooks9288
      @barakbrooks9288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@X3_lelouch1970 guile player

    • @zantetsuken-zero
      @zantetsuken-zero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barakbrooks9288 Sonic Boom and Flash Kick are all you need

  • @zerograv185
    @zerograv185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "You only won because I lost" has some serious Dan energy. That background theme is very fitting.

  • @myboy_
    @myboy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "1 star, it was cloudy at the top" my guy Ben Nevis is literally called "the mountain with its head in the clouds"

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yeah that's why it sucks, devs need to patch out the clouds

  • @thebreakdown96
    @thebreakdown96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Damn that Diego Umejuarez, why does he have to practice and actually know how to play the game. If he really knew how to play Street Fighter he'd jus mindlessly mash buttons like me.

  • @icecatti
    @icecatti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Put "he used 0 garb" on my tombstone

    • @BCDeshiG
      @BCDeshiG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "He only died because he lived"

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Here lies Isaac TH-cam, He didn't even do combo.

  • @chkmte1304
    @chkmte1304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    There's a 200% chance I'm saying "you only won cause I lost" in the next tournament I compete in

    • @oussamaokbi
      @oussamaokbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah bro, I only lost cause my life bar went to 0

    • @chkmte1304
      @chkmte1304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@oussamaokbi "Leave me at 1 hp and see what happens"

  • @joepacheco7885
    @joepacheco7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    The Scrublords Prayer:
    My controls weren’t working
    And if they were, you were playing dishonorably
    And if you weren’t, you were playing without skill
    And if you were, it’s not fun to play that way.
    And if it is, you only care about winning.

  • @24hourPrince
    @24hourPrince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The whole argument that this last dude has falls apart so fast when you think about it. If you get upset at someone actually practicing and getting better because it means you can't hop in and have casual fun then it means that casual fun to you is winning, and if you're upset that you can't win because other people are practicing and getting better while you want to win in a competitive game without putting in any work at all then that just makes you lazy.

    • @xavibun
      @xavibun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Couldn't agree more.

    • @animeprofilepicture8855
      @animeprofilepicture8855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      perfectly said

    • @omnicrest4073
      @omnicrest4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would not completely agree with you on that. I think it depends on the game, for example I don't think there is a reson to master party games. For some people party games are meant to be play half-hazardly with not much effort because the chaos of not having a practied plan is what makes the game fun. I tried mastering the mini games for Pummel Party and I killed the game for my friends because now I win almost all the mini games defeting the point of casual gaming that comes with the name "party" no one wants to be stressed at a party.

    • @Siyko
      @Siyko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@omnicrest4073 "No one wants to be stressed at a party" - why stressed? If the best player keeps winning, does that mean everyone stops having fun? It's possible to play for fun, NOT WIN, and still have fun. This is what the last guy, and you, don't seem to get

    • @oussamaokbi
      @oussamaokbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen brother, I'm a strictly casual SFV player and i absolutely do not mind getting washed. To me simply getting to play a game is fun enough. I have never gotten mad at a loss in any fighting game because i was never good at any fighting game and getting perfect execution on a combo or attempting a comeback only to fall short is just as fun to me as winning.

  • @capefeather
    @capefeather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Something I just realized about motion inputs is that they're a solution in fighting games to the problem of accessing a movelist that's bigger than the available amount of buttons, which every other genre solves by menuing.

    • @blackopspro6455
      @blackopspro6455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why did it take me this long to learn this

    • @chuckolator1859
      @chuckolator1859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep, it's actually really smart design in many ways. Granted, that guy's argument has lots of truth to it too - in most other genres motion inputs would be considered as maddening, and there are arguments to be made that many fighting games have bloated move lists to begin with. I agree with some of the core points, but his his mistake is thinking that motion inputs are inherently bad. Both solutions have pros and cons.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it's also a limitation on when and how the move can be used.

  • @garychapin6875
    @garychapin6875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “The tyranny of quarter-circle forward” is my fav fighting game related quote now

  • @raive2this818
    @raive2this818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    17:46 That argument makes no sense. Paraphrase: "Fighting games are about fighting. Not using game mechanics to punish people."
    So if this dude got into a real fight, what's he gonna do, try and defy the laws of physics to win the fight? What's he gonna do if someone punches him? Take the blow to the face instead of dodging and hitting the guy back?

    • @emeraldmann1329
      @emeraldmann1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Dodging is an ancient relic of fighting that deserves to be abolished /s

    • @Bigsauce7593
      @Bigsauce7593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr? It's like the guy hasn't watched real fighting either. Countering your opponent is a good way to get knock outs.
      All jokes aside some of the basic concepts in combat sports apply in fighting games and vice versa

    • @ralpharrieta2633
      @ralpharrieta2633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bold of you to assume that he gets into fights, it seems like he doesn’t get out at all.

    • @P0rk_Sinigang
      @P0rk_Sinigang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think his idea of a fight is two people standing right next to each other and swinging their limbs at each other until one gets tired and falls down.

    • @ralpharrieta2633
      @ralpharrieta2633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      elrapido5150 oh god you reminded me of core-a’s why mashing doesn’t work video

  • @FiveStringC
    @FiveStringC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    my personal favorite that i saw in the wild was always "you cant learn anything form losses"

    • @Zadamanim
      @Zadamanim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "how can i get better if you don't give me a chance to play"

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      depending on the game that is true, there is no way to learn how to play jojo playing against other players

    • @FiveStringC
      @FiveStringC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Deehan Its certainly more palatable. But you can still learn a lot from getting your butt handed to you. I had a Jhin main tan my hide for a solid 2 hours yesterday but now I know a ton about the matchup i didnt before. So the next time I play him ill do a little better and if I keep that up long enough, I might even be able to beat him someday. The thing is though im better now, than I was when i started and thats progress. Which is more important than a win or the skill gap between me and my opponent.

    • @FiveStringC
      @FiveStringC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@devforfun5618 Itll always be impossible if you never try

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FiveStringC note the condition, you can't learn against other player because you don't have time to do anything, it is a game where you train against bots until you learn an infinite combo and the use it on other players

  • @koopakingdom
    @koopakingdom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "Playing the framerate": They probably meant people keep abusing frame-data or frame-advantage. Like they think people looking into the frame-data or frame-advantage removes the fun or challenge or some crap. lol

    • @Fatboyftw32
      @Fatboyftw32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought it was more of like, what DSP says, when he accuses people to doing stuff that somehow works better because of lag, and that the opponent knows when it's going to lag, and does it everytime, instead of him just being bad.

    • @dwvcollection
      @dwvcollection 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Fatboyftw32 thats some joseph joestar prediction move my guy holy shit

    • @bfFAN221
      @bfFAN221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Fatboyftw32 Bruh, one more paragraph and you could've expertly written a screenplay/comedy skit about Phil's "lag rants" when he goes into absolutely *unnecessary* explanations. XD

    • @Anomaly188
      @Anomaly188 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All that means is whoever wrote that isn't Korean.

    • @Protosilver97
      @Protosilver97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fatboyftw32 Your profile picture confuses me again.

  • @PortableXombie
    @PortableXombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I had someone use you only won because I lost. I started using that myself. I also use "I am undefeated except for the matches I lost."

  • @TophDaGreat
    @TophDaGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Pretty much every thing LTG says can be on this list.

    • @sgtpepper91
      @sgtpepper91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      don't forget Dave "Phil" Burnell

    • @nappokaikai
      @nappokaikai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ltg isn't a bad player hes just a horrible sore loser.

    • @OdelyxRa
      @OdelyxRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nappokaikai no, he's trash

    • @nappokaikai
      @nappokaikai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OdelyxRa do you think you can beat ltg in street fighter

    • @theballisticbalmy4940
      @theballisticbalmy4940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@OdelyxRa He's not great but I wouldn't say he's terrible. What holds him back is how many excuses he makes.

  • @joeinderbitzen1447
    @joeinderbitzen1447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My favorite thing to say when playing offline is “if this was offline I woulda teched that”

  • @JRDavis-sx4sp
    @JRDavis-sx4sp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "You only won cause I lost" - Low Tier God

  • @BlackINKim
    @BlackINKim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    17:58 As someone who's been in a couple of fights once or twice...
    What... does this guy think people do in real life fightings???

  • @pipsqueack
    @pipsqueack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Came here for scrubby salt sayings, left with an educational and cautionary tale of the highest freakin mountain in the British Isles.
    This is the elite quality JMcontent we all know and love

  • @iamlpdo19
    @iamlpdo19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “You only won cuz I lost” things I’ve def yelled out loud at my screen after losing a ranked match because I haven’t practiced in weeks lmao

  • @3ye8all85
    @3ye8all85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “You are too competitive, You only want to win”, Someone sent me this when i beat them 5-0. L

    • @valiant8248
      @valiant8248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking lol

    • @methanesulfonic
      @methanesulfonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well i mean, it's ranked match.....

    • @MrJoshuaSalway1990
      @MrJoshuaSalway1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like *they* only want to win to me. Amazing how people speak without thinking.

    • @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski
      @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Says the guy angry about not winning.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don't get it, what else would you do in a competitive game? What do they expect to happen when they queue up?

  • @grantburruel2339
    @grantburruel2339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Guys, I heard God was releasing the patch notes for the mountain on the 18th!!!

  • @timeparadox999
    @timeparadox999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    scrub: "Ben Nevis was too cloudy!"
    jm: "It's okay for landmasses to have weaknesses"

  • @marufranco5281
    @marufranco5281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My favorite of all time is:
    "I bet you watch Maximillian"

  • @loquay
    @loquay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The skill based matchmaking debate really picked up in first person shooters when it was found out that major developers were intentionally messing with matchups to help encourage getting DLC. The people who complained the loudest were the ones who wanted to go 30-1 KDA and run around stomping noobs feeling awesome about carrying the game it felt like.

  • @Rebazar
    @Rebazar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Throws are cheap" is the all time classic

    • @taco_sensei
      @taco_sensei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And I love it how even super pros do that too, Leffen said that throws in Tekken are cheese LOL

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Back in the beginning of FGC I could accept it, but NOW?
      TECH THE THROW!

    • @Anomaly188
      @Anomaly188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@taco_sensei Leffen's a Smash player so he doesn't know grab teching is a thing in other games. He might also have residual salt from eating headbutt loops from Ice Climber players in the Melee days where that tactic was super cheese. Leffen's opinion on Tekken should be taken with salt anyway since he started with Katarina and made it to Green ranks but couldn't make it out of Light Blues when he tried switching to Hwoarang.

    • @liamfoote7164
      @liamfoote7164 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@taco_sensei throws in tekken are generally cheese from what i understand though. As in they are effective against lower levels players but almost never work against experienced players that are practiced to react and recognise which hand is extended to break the throw. Cheese doesnt mean something is too good but is something that generally only works against players who arent prepared for it.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@liamfoote7164 But every move works against someone who isn't prepared for it. Or was that your point?

  • @521harris
    @521harris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I’ve gotten so many messages from DBFZ players and one of my favorites was that I in fact “Corner Spammed” what does that even mean like just block my guy

  • @SJNaka101
    @SJNaka101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "U only won cause I lost" is honestly very true. It's not really about making the better moves to win, it's more about making less bad moves than your opponent.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      a less bad move is a better move
      that's what better means

  • @Naxtor72
    @Naxtor72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Are you telling me people ACTUALLY TRY TO WIN when they play?

  • @bigredradish
    @bigredradish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i'm glad i'm not the only one who kind of recoils in horror when i hear people unironically say "sweats"

  • @zackcrisis100
    @zackcrisis100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    That matchmaking quote is the overwatch community in its embodiment xD

    • @noticeme6412
      @noticeme6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yep, the competitve overwatch community is very salty

  • @Alan-oe3dq
    @Alan-oe3dq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My god that was “people die if they’re killed” leveled quote. Amazing

  • @kazkatgamer6722
    @kazkatgamer6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The reason most hate SBM is not cause of facing try hardy people, but that Try Hardy people will sandbag to face Newbs to make themselves feel like gods.

  • @MrPlow-jc4cr
    @MrPlow-jc4cr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I believe you're wrong on the definition of a scrub, JM. The official definition is that they are: "A guy who thinks he's fly, and is also known as a busta"

    • @ninjafaceify
      @ninjafaceify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A scrub is, and I quote, "A guy who can't get no love from me. Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride, trying to holla at me"

    • @zacharywalker9176
      @zacharywalker9176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, I don't want no scrubs

    • @LordDio
      @LordDio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TLC!!

  • @classified7417
    @classified7417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "My favorite player Dee aye goh" IM DEAD

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diego
      A SCARY MONSTER
      XD

    • @pastorofmuppets9346
      @pastorofmuppets9346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I imagine daigo as a spanish dj or somethin lol

    • @hijacked6663
      @hijacked6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did someone call me?

  • @samuelviden7412
    @samuelviden7412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: some people claim the word “scrub” comes from the fighting game community originally, meaning someone who just “scrubs” the arcade buttons when playing, aka a button masher. But the definition you gave is spot on.

    • @thenose007
      @thenose007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes the SCRUB term has evolve to many nuances!

  • @AnthanKrufix
    @AnthanKrufix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had a friend who is LITERALLY the worst fighting game player of all time. Mechanically he's pretty weak but it's his knowledge, attitude, and plain raging which really sets things apart.
    ----------------
    - He plays ONLY the final boss character of a fighting game because he thinks they're clearly the best and why would anyone want to play anything else.
    - He uses ONLY a single move in a character's kit, because he thinks that if it's their best move then it'll always be their best move in every situation and should just try and DPS with it as best he can. Any time spent not using this move is wasted time he could have been using that move.
    - He thinks that blocking is actually useless because all it does is waste time and make you take free chip damage.
    - He at one point said that jumping was overpowered and needed to be removed... He later took it back and admitted he was overreacting... But then immediately followed it with: "But... if I press 4 buttons to attack and you just press one and completely counter it, you have to admit that's a little cheap!"
    - Also on a less scrubby just plain bad note, he thought he discovered a secret tech when he found out you didn't have to return your controls to neutral in between each direction to shoot a fireball in Street Fighter (before then he was literally tapping down, then down-forwards, then forwards on the D-Pad to do so, which honestly amazes me more than amuses me.. he actually managed to shoot them like *that* for a full year.)
    ----------------
    He's 26 years old and has been playing various Fighting Games for over 6 years. Mainly USF4 (mains Seth's Sonic Boom), Pokken (mains SM2's 6Y), and SoulCalibur6 (mains Nightmare's 6AA). Refused to play SmashBros because their final bosses aren't playable so he could never be sure who to pick.

  • @8Tproducer
    @8Tproducer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You only won cause I lost."
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

  • @NaxoJUMP
    @NaxoJUMP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I have a good one I got one time playing DBFZ
    "It's hard to win against someone who never defends"
    ...like, seriously bro lol

    • @gguy3600
      @gguy3600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does that even mean?

    • @NaxoJUMP
      @NaxoJUMP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gguy3600 idk, i guess he wanted me to respect his offensive game more lmao

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you give him a reason to defend?
      XD

  • @sample2501
    @sample2501 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *old man voice* when i started playing Q3 online there was no matchmaking. but you had more or less permanent servers where u got to know the people. i can't remember how many times we just did some 'casual' matches or did training/goofy stuff. matchmaking wasn't really required. i guess the 'playing with randoms' made it useful tho

  • @CSlinger
    @CSlinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:06 This sounds like a Twitter account dedicated to all of DarkSydePhil's excuses.

  • @MrMixtape
    @MrMixtape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If this doesn't contain at least one message I've sent on Discord I'm gonna be mad disappointed

  • @Awesmic1
    @Awesmic1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Still disappointed my post "Why are you turtling? This is a FIGHTING game, not a back-dat-ass-up game" didn't make the cut... 😢

  • @Bulgungorium
    @Bulgungorium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i can understand where the last guy is coming from, he seemed mad that people were becoming masters *too quickly* rather than the fact that they became masters. the part where he says BRs like this were losing popularity is just wrong, but it can be frustrating to see some player with a Twitch name dumpster you because he/she can dedicate as much time as they please. he's annoyed because it seems like the rate of people getting better is something he cant catch up to with the time he has. this is especially true when he perceives Fall Guys as a "party game" so being a tryhard goes against the spirit of the game.
    he should just play a non-competitive game, but i wanted to put my thoughts out there.

  • @DanielDiaz-em7uz
    @DanielDiaz-em7uz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Skill based matchmaking is good if there are no pay to win elements

  • @michaelXxHIGHxX
    @michaelXxHIGHxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ugghhh, I needed this video, I'm getting so scrubby in siege lately that this smacked me back into reality. Great video man! 👍

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favorites are entire essays that start with "I don't really care that I lost, but--"

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is there voice text in videogames consoles? Otherwise I already spammed to Ultra Doubt that start!
      XD

  • @roxef
    @roxef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The harder you mash in a fighting game, the better player you are. And if you mash really hard, you become Diego.

  • @ShinkeiDEI
    @ShinkeiDEI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    All I gotta saying besides LOL'ing is that David Sirlin's book changed my life and not only with videogames.

    • @terrysalt
      @terrysalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here, it really put the idea of "cheap" into perspective for me.

  • @sigterm_
    @sigterm_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The one I've heard more than any other: "u only did 1 move"
    Easiest rebuttal: "I only needed 1 move to beat you"

  • @penpen1089
    @penpen1089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favorite one comes from a comment that I saw while I was watching dbfz evo finals and some guys were arguing saying go1 was bad and just won because he spammed block

  • @horohoro69
    @horohoro69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The dude complaining about the "framerate and counterattack" :
    Sees an MMA fight : Pffff, they just use knowledge, it's not even a fight
    Sees two drunk dudes getting at it in the streets : PERFECT

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:50 JM reflecting that demonitization as hard as he can

  • @evangedeon2194
    @evangedeon2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What's crazy to me is, they beat that mountain and yet dude's still salty.

  • @Monish_Raju
    @Monish_Raju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My personal favorite quotes both come from the same person,
    Quote #1 : The way the pro's play is disgusting absolutely no fun moments of gameplay just two people trying to get combos off. No overcharges, a total of 2 guard changes, and basic sqaure/triangle combinations
    Quote #2 : In terms of mechanics and characters it' balanced. But I honestly don't believe the game is that balanced. It highly favors better players. That to me isn't a balanced game.
    Reading these quotes was one of the best laughs that I had in a long time at that point. God bless Scrubquotes.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      #2 has to be satire lmaoooooo

  • @metricleader8243
    @metricleader8243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You only won cause i lost"
    Sounds like the kind of scrubquotes your younger brother says when he losses

  • @weezy9389
    @weezy9389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly and is also known as a buster

  • @Dljjfbjfgkh
    @Dljjfbjfgkh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Getting my hate mail featured on scrubqoutes was the hyperbolic highlight of my life

  • @adityamanam5716
    @adityamanam5716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Aw I guess you made this before the "FARTCLOUD GRAVE" scrub quote 😂
    Also the last guy: "The Schrödinger Sweaty"

    • @santa5628
      @santa5628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait what was fartcloud grave

    • @HeirofDacia
      @HeirofDacia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@santa5628 There's a shoto-like character in Fantasy Strike, and he's named Grave. The Fartcloud is his hadoken, and the scrub was basically complaining about "Projectile spam".

  • @otgrey3927
    @otgrey3927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    U only won cause I lost...that needs to be on a t-shirt.

  • @marcellosalis5063
    @marcellosalis5063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    About "U only won because I lost", it's funny because time ago it seemed to me that Rafa Nadal (the tennis player) had a very long streak of no losses. He either was winning or, as soon as he realized he was going to loose, he would drop the match claiming some physical issue or whatever. Or at least it looked so to me.
    That sentence perfectly describes the idea that I was having of Rafa Nadal. 😊

  • @Ronin8300
    @Ronin8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Laziest thing I ever heard, people are apparently 'sweats' for trying to get better at a game they enjoy. And this ruins his fun. Hell of an attitude to face life with. Absolutely amazing....😣

  • @fernandomartinez4486
    @fernandomartinez4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The "You only won cause i lost", i think i know what he meant.
    My Football coach used to say "They didnt win, you lost", as in, due to us making so many mistakes, we caused our loss even if we were a better or more skilled team. Like, when you miss input the reversal that could have both saved you and give you the win. Is about you failing.
    So, dont look at it from the perspective of logic, is more about self improvement and being strict with yourself. And it isnt about minimizing the effort of the oponent, it really isnt. Is about that old minset where you are very tough and strict with yourself.

    • @nixx7912
      @nixx7912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but that’s something you keep to yourself and use to work on. There’s no point in telling your opponent that.

    • @fernandomartinez4486
      @fernandomartinez4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nixx7912 That's a different story. Salty people do many things.
      The point was, the phrase itself is not scrubby. It is legit used and. Said by coaches.

  • @justsomeguysittingonacouch7071
    @justsomeguysittingonacouch7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You only won, because my character is bad"
    This is common especially in DBFZ, where you can pick 3 character and the chances you pick bad character is above 10%

    • @MullilluM
      @MullilluM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its even more hilarious, because unless you're tip top of the pros, the tier lists don't mean shit anyways. They only apply to the people that can use those characters to the fullest.
      Aside from Videl, she really is kinda bad lol

  • @lapotato9140
    @lapotato9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Fighting games are about fighting each other, not waiting for your opponent to make a technical error so you can use your internal knowledge of the game's internal systems to punish them."
    i like how this guy thinks that the optimal time to attack your opponent is not when they have made a mistake, no. the optimal moment to advance is when they are _being competent._ that makes sense.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      all games, possibly even all human conflict, are about maneuvering your opponent into a position of weakness, while preventing him from doing the same to you. that guy may have come up the most severely incorrect statement in the history of language.

  • @GhibliNova
    @GhibliNova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    even in real fighting the goal is to read your opponent and capitalize on their mistakes with your knowledge of the rules of the sport xD poor guy doesn't even know what basic competition is about

  • @adl1719
    @adl1719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a actually a good breathe of fresh air, hopefully more content like this comes around

  • @zibarro3481
    @zibarro3481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really enjoyed this video!! The commentary makes these 100x funnier to me

  • @stockicide
    @stockicide 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that you kept the mountain-climbing and painting scrub quotes in there. Too funny!

  • @RequiemOfSolo
    @RequiemOfSolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever I look out at the mountains I too often wonder what assortment of severely underfunded restaurants are just sitting up there with staff and products waiting for a random customer to discover them like a hidden video game location

  • @samuelschofield3170
    @samuelschofield3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved that Evo moment where Jistin Wang lost to Deago

  • @samuelhutson3179
    @samuelhutson3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a unhealthy way of being a new street fighter player my cousin beat me and I got mad and said he did not deserve it. Thank you for encouraging me to change :).

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      remember, every loss is just another badass scar.

  • @melvinshine9841
    @melvinshine9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These make my brain hurt, good grief.
    "I can beat anybody by just mashing, there's no actual skill involved."
    "All people do is just punish you when you do stuff."
    I can't handle this idiocy.

  • @SirJay-it2uq
    @SirJay-it2uq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:20 that one really sent me over the edge😭😭

  • @G-plus-plus
    @G-plus-plus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The bald genius back with another banger

  • @gh0rochi363
    @gh0rochi363 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    17:56 as a combat sports fan he said it's about fighting not about punishing a technical error. In actual professional fights this is exactly what they do. This is actually what fighting is in games and in real life.

  • @Woodsy2575
    @Woodsy2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mt Everest: 1 out of 5 stars
    There was no pub at the top, my best friend died, and it was too cold

  • @Cedric1234_
    @Cedric1234_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im not sure that exact quote but the skill based matchmaking one might be about how a few games around sep 2020 added sbmm but the queue times went from a few minutes to 20+

  • @heartrobin
    @heartrobin ปีที่แล้ว

    13:32 I know this video was a while ago but SF6 does have modern controls so we might actually be heading into a future with no motion inputs

  • @jacoblarson8113
    @jacoblarson8113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmaooo the mountain review you think it’s over but it just keeps going

  • @keystone5750
    @keystone5750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gotta love how the top is from TikTok

  • @loganstewart7065
    @loganstewart7065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Motion Inputs guy: I’m so correct I’ve thought of every single counter you could bring up and they’re all wrong every one of them my brain is large so I’m correct
    Player: Motion Inputs are fun to grind and be good at.
    Motion Input guy: yeah- well but- ihhh- uhhhh- but bad game design??? Lazy??? Why fun??? Buhhhhhhhh

    • @alexlee4154
      @alexlee4154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its very demoralising if you've never played a fighting game before and in order to even participate in a way that isn't wasting your time you have to smash your head against the brick wall that is learning motion inputs, maybe even realising that in order to have a shot you need a new type of controller just for this type of game

    • @alexlee4154
      @alexlee4154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Zer0 as a number
      Hey, I said I was demoralised
      I never said I'd given up

    • @zaidsobrinopatron617
      @zaidsobrinopatron617 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@alexlee4154 You do not need a new controller for fighting games, an arcade/fighting stick offers 0 advantage over a regular controller.

    • @varenoftatooine2393
      @varenoftatooine2393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@zaidsobrinopatron617 I find it much easier to do inputs on a stick. Plus, it's fun smashing the buttons lol

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I recently switched to keyboard and my special move consistency skyrocketed, give it a shot if you don't feel like spending money

  • @DankDynamite
    @DankDynamite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the SF4 stage background

  • @shurahomura8863
    @shurahomura8863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta admit I was a bit scrubby myself when I was a newbie, with my signature "I hit the right buttons but my fighter just refused to do the move."

  • @oussamaokbi
    @oussamaokbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On that neutral scrubquote guy who won should have just said "Yes i know neutral, i won it that game.."

  • @SolidBren
    @SolidBren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think skill based matchmaking can be a valid complaint. It's nice to fight players on a variety of skill levels. If you always play against people on your level, it can be a little tiring for some people, it's nice to be able to crush some people that are much worse or get destroyed by someone much better for the sake of variety. I personally don't mind skill based match making and think Strive has a pretty good system for that. I do think however connection should be prioritized in some sort of way over skill level, if that is what that person may be hinting at.

  • @mr.bulldops7692
    @mr.bulldops7692 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I just kept crawling, and it kept working!" - Jerry

  • @joxler514
    @joxler514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Guess im gonna use " i disapprove cause i didnt study"

  • @Colbysrapname
    @Colbysrapname ปีที่แล้ว

    "My favorite player, Diego knows like 40 moves." I'm dead

  • @Kinazides
    @Kinazides หลายเดือนก่อน

    never gets old ahaha. my friend says "you only use one move" and i asked him "how bad do you have to be not to be able to find one solution for one freaking move xaxaxax

  • @Slick_Tails
    @Slick_Tails 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After #2 I thought it couldn't get any more cringe, but I was wrong. 😂 The guy's treating the simple act of jumping between platforms and occasionally diving as some arcane art that you have to train 12 hours a day and meditate under a waterfall to unlock within yourself. "You should play for fun! Winning shouldn't matter! On another unrelated note, I find it so annoying when I lose that I completely stopped playing games." Classic.
    That motion input one is pretty funny too. To go off on a tangent here, I got into a discussion on the Core-A video with someone who believed motion inputs were literal gatekeeping. I was saying the whole motion input controversy was like people claiming other things in games are "objectively" bad and should be outright abolished, which going by my experience talking to people online, includes: any kind of levelling system, manual save points, mute protagonists, 2D sprites instead of 3D models (The game in question was, hilariously, Disgaea 5), ever having a single moment in a game where you get lost (even if it's a horror game or has a lot of exploration), and my personal favourite, racing games where you drive on a track, mockingly called "corridor racers." (This as around the time Burnout Paradise and Forza Horizon were gaining popularity with their open worlds) He claimed nobody was making those arguments, and then when I posted a bunch of proof, he started saying some of them were making some good points and that if I disagreed I was mentally challenged and holding back the progression of gaming. My point was people have a wide array of preferences and that there's room for all types of games for different audiences, that one man's trash is another man's treasure, which he took as me saying nobody should be allowed to complain or criticise any game, ever. Apparently.
    So I think the anti-motion input crowd are actually a byproduct of a rather prevalent attitude amongst gamers that goes like this: "I don't like this thing, therefore it's objectively bad. Therefore anyone who says they like it is either gatekeeping (The worst thing ever!) or has brain damage and should be ignored outright. (Which totally isn't gatekeeping against the disabled.) If game devs make games the way I want it'll be the objectively correct decision for every person everywhere, except for those I disagree with who don't count as people and therefore don't deserve to have fun."
    Anyway, great video. I'm gonna be searching up some more scrub quotes now!

  • @SoysauceML
    @SoysauceML 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:19 "yeah you also won 0 games" Wow that burn.